Gary Gulman - Grocery Store Assault
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- #GaryGulman on his heroic fight with a line cutter at the grocery store.
#GaryGulmanStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2013
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"So I said, 'No, yeah." Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
"The audacity; nay, the *temerity..."*
I love this phrase, and am always on the lookout for a fitting situation for which to use it. Rarely, alas, do I find one.
Ms. Talbot --
I'm going to gratuitously insult you now, you slovenly, faithless wretch.
You're welcome.
@@rickrose5377 Why, the audacity! Nay--the *temerity..."*
Thanks;-)
@@carolyntalbot947
I can see you again a week from Monday, the 6th. I have a 2 and a 2:30? 😏
@@carolyntalbot947 Also: "E're do well? Nay! Ne'er do well!"
That line was stupid as chit. Hopefully you saved yourself the embarrassment
"no, yeah". phenomenal bit.
"There´s no yoga pose for the face" hahahaha
Weak crowd....
But Gary still nails it. He's not only hilarious....but there's just something very enjoyable about watching him.
I always feel better after watching GG clips. :)
lol the minotaur bit was savage
It was EXACTLY that punchline I heard on Sirius that made me go see him live 🤣
I love how each of every word said is studied by this comedian 😁⭐
Cool to see its evolution since 2013 how well he cut it down for the festival. It's actually a really long joke about Trader Joe's in his special.
I thought it was way better in the special. I still loved it, but the other way was perfect.
the trader joes joke is a completley different bit. trust me i work at trader joes lol
so much better in the special; holy crap
The scenario is alien to many at the Montreal Festival-- it's very specific to the US., especially those from NYC and LA. His special, "It's About Time," was recorded at the Highline Ballroom in NYC. The audience for that performance synced up with every moment of that rambling joke. As a New Yorker, I know I did. Canadians and Europeans probably found the scenario really rude and off-putting. Gary's an excellent comedian who adjusted his joke for his audience.
This guy is so freaking HILARIOUS!
“Minotaur”, hilarious
You're just not embracing your passive-aggressiveness. If someone totally leaves their cart, you *take it and walk it somewhere and leave it.* Upon return, act totally confused. Direct confrontation won't ever work.
That is a neat idea, I might try it once.
senselocke I like your style lol
Also, passive-aggressive is so much fun!
Another delightful option is to go shopping yourself, in their cart. Just remove a few of the choicest items. Then you can replace them with gum and magazines, which are always conveniently perched in the checkout lanes for this exact purpose.
Walk it lol
This comedian has real gift for language.
I hope the "yeah...no" lady hears this!!😂
There are soooooo many of them out there. Sometimes i feel like this is what all urban women have turned into
Hell yeah, I love a polite stranger, even if they inconvenience me! Life happens, take it to the chin, put yourself out there, and have a good time!
Gary's awesome live!
Love the basketball references.
I love Gary!!
An abandoned cart is an invitation for a game of hide and seek.
i love this guys humor
Such a legend :)
His basketball references have me screaming! 😂😂😂😂🤣
He's the best!!!
If joker was a successful comedian.
That’s why I clicked the vid
My thought exactly lmao
Irony: he was in the Joker movie as the stand up comedian Joker watches and takes notes 🤯
@@TheJoshjmoney I recognized his roleplay bit the moment I heard it.
😂😂😂😂
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
A nice thing is to me i just discovered him but there are tons of preexisting fans. A priceless evergiving gift like many others before him., I like this guy he is funny.
I have to say my mom has a habit of that. She had a habit of leaving to get something right before her turn and not give me the card and id just sit there waiting a minute or two for her to come pay. Later on in life I just paid for it and had her reimburse me to save my embarrassment.
InsaneDynamics Same.
My mum would do this to me when I was like 5. It was terrifying. Sometimes she would give me the card, but I had mmm o idea how to use it
The panic as the line would move up knowing full well you didn't have $10 to your name. 😂😂😂
I've watched It's About Time an absurd amount of times with the polished 30 minute version of this bit. The work that must have went into refining the cadence, tone and timing into the final piece is a masterclass.
God damn it this was tight
This man just predicted Karens.
My favorite part is I've been holding grudges since3rd grade 😂😂😂😁😎👍
There is another time he made this bit but added a little more to it with a Trader Joe’s scenario, loved that too.
love this guy
Hilarious! I think I could be Gary's clone 😂 So relatable!
That is such a universal that people who get away with shot that they should not get away with long enough think that “you can just do that”. One of my past landlords was a highway patrol officer and he told me that almost every time if he pulled over someone doing 110 kph in a 100 zone, they would tell him, a police officer, that you were allowed to go ten kilometres over the speed limit and that you couldn’t be charged for that.
What beautiful man
Major hunk. Exactly the best of masculinity.
Can’t wait to see him live!
And now groceries are delivered to your door. Win win
The bad guy from Underworld 1
Great
No favors for strangers! ✊🏼 ...❤️ you Gare
I have a YEAH NAH sticker on the back of my car.
This is the only accessory that we served to our Mother at the grocery store. She would get in line, and we would scramble around the store with our little legs.
This could be a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode if Larry David wasn't a goddamn billionaire.
Lol still could be
This is like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast reading a Curb Your Enthusiasm script
He is so due for another special.
SO UNDERRATED 😃
Hello Patrick Bateman. Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Love you
Needs more audience laughter
My favorite comedian!, so underrated!
yaa... noh... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Gary Gulman's grocery adventures, hilarious! L'ed my A O. That's the worst dullard-filled audience ever!
the stealing the muffin bit is soooo funny
This is good but the extended version (as featured on Good One) is beyond reproach.
Brilliant! Thank you for sharing
So was her thinking like a technical foul; or was it just FOUL?
I want to see him hiding her cart 🛒
I hate that at the dollar store ...YOU KNOW you can't just get one or two more things !!! STEP OFF
he can no longer mention trader Joe name no more I guess
This was a performance in 2013 and he was in Canada. Trader Joe's wouldn't have been important to Canadians and Europeans, at that time or probably even now. He included the name Trader Joe's in his 2016 special because he filmed it in NYC and by then Trader Joe's had become well-known across the U.S.A as a high-end grocery store.
Oh, Gary, bless your heart... you can't call traveling. Traveling is a thing they teach kids not to do, but only loser goody-two-shoes follow it. Can't be a superstar if you don't break the fundamental rules. This lady is obviously the Queen James of Weight Watchers.
not the hands.
Ah, so Fabio is doing comedy now, cool.
I've never heard of this before. I guess nobody outside NYC pulls this crap. If anyone does this in my presence they will return to find their cart missing.
hello mr cociane, we meet again
you can’t convince me this isn’t Joaquin Phoenix’s joker
he's cute
This audience is dry. This dude is funny.
Came here just looking for a laugh, instead I learnt there's a difference between audacity and temerity.
Gavin rossdale if he never had drugs and stress.
Long setup.....
Dead crowd
Dude you don't know about botox
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.
That's dumb, u let go of that shopping cart and it's gone. America is weird.
Wow he handled that horribly! I wouldn’t have done anything there but later she’d be thrown into a white van.
If a yoga exercise for the face was somehow developed by some yoga turbo genius, Nancy Pelosi would be their first and most loyal customer.
This bit was so funny I swear it was performed by a woman "comedian".
I just want to point out that if the genders were reversed this would be all over the news. Males, especially if they are white or straight or a combination, aren't allowed to tell women "you'll get over it"
Is this the guy that alot of our American comics speak incredibly high of? As this set is like an average set of most of the British comics out there. It's not a bad set but it isn't that funny and his delivery on a punchline is subpar... im shocked that this joke was uploaded lol.
Boring!
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.