Which Energy Drink is Number One? | Bless Your Rank

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  • @doberski6855
    @doberski6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    The producers wish to report that Matt is recovering from this recording session. However wish to note, Matt stopped by a local Chess Club and played games against ten different players at a time for the next 20 hours. Matt won or stalemated all of the those games, and prior to hitting the club, had never played chess before! We at It's a Southern Thing are expecting Matt to wake up any time now...we hope. 🤣

    • @paulchandler2061
      @paulchandler2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @miscme6046
      @miscme6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha

    • @TJ_Loves2fish
      @TJ_Loves2fish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      While also playing a game of volleyball against himself and rebuilding a carberator.

    • @doberski6855
      @doberski6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TJ_Loves2fish Nearly had an accident, the image of Matt running a volleyball court! 🤣

    • @patriciawhitfield4013
      @patriciawhitfield4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @annodomino3935
    @annodomino3935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It’s funny he talks about pregnant women in the video. I was aware of Bless your Ranks before right now, but I’m currently in my 1st trimester with loads of nausea and major food aversions to Everything and so I’ve been binge watching these videos, enjoying watching Matt eat all of the things I currently cannot.
    It’s a vicarious experience for me, a spiritual experience really. And I will always look back on this time and fondly remember that Matt Mitchell is how I made it through.

    • @Destroyanad
      @Destroyanad 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hope you and your family are doing well!

  • @Vic_Coco
    @Vic_Coco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Since Matt is talking about orange drinks, he should now rank orange drinks

    • @stareyedvixen781
      @stareyedvixen781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The ornage monster is really good too

    • @craigbrown1760
      @craigbrown1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. And he has to go the extra mile and find some Nehi.

    • @Sega79
      @Sega79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bang has a drink called citrus twist. He should use that.

    • @matthewfrost4742
      @matthewfrost4742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      reign dream sickle is so good

    • @tommymac031107
      @tommymac031107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Orange slice was the best. Sadly it was discontinued

  • @Deathcoreqt
    @Deathcoreqt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Matt's sense of humor and the editing are a beautiful dance of chaos and hilarity!😂

  • @kenstrampe7609
    @kenstrampe7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    You should of poured them out in clear glasses to see the cool toxic waste colors. 😂😂😂

    • @maryfrancesbautista7234
      @maryfrancesbautista7234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I should have read the comments before commenting myself lol

    • @agerven
      @agerven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes, and then lights down to do a glow in the dark ranking on them.

    • @HoosierTactical
      @HoosierTactical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bang has no coloring

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you for this comment. You reminded me of a friend I miss.
      I drank Rockstar lemonade flavor and Monster citrus in high school almost every day to supplement my neurostimulant meds (I have Narcolepsy) to stay awake through my classes, and my friend always asked me if I had "toxic waste piss." He passed away in a car accident shortly after we graduated. it's been 10 years. so as weird as it is, thanks for reminding me of him today. that made me smile.

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or mixed them all together

  • @BelowTheYellowLine
    @BelowTheYellowLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Best Energy drink ever is Sweet Tea hands down.

  • @sabrinanelsen8660
    @sabrinanelsen8660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Y’all need to stop giving Matt caffeine, lol.

    • @nicoleabed2480
      @nicoleabed2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Next episode is Matt tasting kcup coffees 😂

    • @Megz1794
      @Megz1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s a lost cause he said though lol

    • @bryanmcgoon1915
      @bryanmcgoon1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I disagree, this was hilarious

    • @davidhunt8456
      @davidhunt8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My nephew has that tattoo of the monster logo

    • @draikairion
      @draikairion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A moment of silence for this beautiful use of "y'all".

  • @elijahjohnson3125
    @elijahjohnson3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “I’m lettin the walker county show” killed me 🤣🤣

    • @smokedogg19821
      @smokedogg19821 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gonna let the meth addicted pill popping side out all over this trailer park

  • @kronostime8146
    @kronostime8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    There's a squirrel on crack outside the window telling Matt to he needs to chill.

    • @spicydisaster307
      @spicydisaster307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real 😂😂

    • @figothikos1
      @figothikos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this had me laughing for hours! thank you sir

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @robertlauncher
      @robertlauncher 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I read this before his energy picked up and it’s even funnier out of context

  • @WreckINCrewAce
    @WreckINCrewAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Watching Matt slowly spazz out was absolutely hilarious!

  • @emiliegunder
    @emiliegunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    7 energy drink samples in, and his teeth are talking to him.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Suggestion: Rank kids' cereals:
    Frosted Flakes
    Cocoa Puffs
    Lucky Charms
    Trix
    Honey Comb, et cetera

  • @blackbeard82
    @blackbeard82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    What I learned from this video: Matt has not thrown many punches in his life. Bless his heart (literally. That’s a lot of energy drinks)

  • @ididntseethatcoming8144
    @ididntseethatcoming8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    5:02 Now we know how Florida man started

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's how Florida Man starts his day...10 of those energy drinks for breakfast.

  • @ashleytate5661
    @ashleytate5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love how he progressively get more and more high off of energy drinks as he goes on

  • @sarahmarrufo2542
    @sarahmarrufo2542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Matt: (about Reign) "this black can is all fancy, I haven't seen a black can like this before."
    Me: staring at the 3 other black cans already on the table... you ok Matt?

    • @josephm106
      @josephm106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It might be reign cans have a texture to 'em. I haven't seen many textured cans before

    • @racheldegn634
      @racheldegn634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same thing-but then saw the can was black on the top and bottom as well

    • @sparks6177
      @sparks6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he’s referring to the all black (top and bottom) which is uncommon, usually it’s just the face of the can that is painted and the tops and bottoms are left silver. Also reign has a unique texture to their paint

  • @samiam619
    @samiam619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I want to thank the Editors for doing such a great/creative job. Having 4 Matts all talking at the same time was brilliant!

  • @HollyBarton27
    @HollyBarton27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This may be the most hilarious of "Bless Your Rank" you've done Matt! I could see you getting more and more jacked as the episode went on. I can only imagine the outtakes! Lol!

  • @rhondaj3154
    @rhondaj3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Starting this vid and betting Matt will be buzzing like a live wire by the end.

    • @nicolethompson2399
      @nicolethompson2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He made it to the monster and started babbling

    • @rhondaj3154
      @rhondaj3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nicolethompson2399 😂😂😂

    • @aironiversen9214
      @aironiversen9214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamaicarochester6210
      @jamaicarochester6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the mountain dew video, but uped a few levels.

    • @jamaicarochester6210
      @jamaicarochester6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicolethompson2399 Lol he started tripping after the mountain dew

  • @bmonty1915
    @bmonty1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I like how you can clearly see the Bang kick in after he finishes the monster. He had no idea lol

    • @GuyInBlackClothes
      @GuyInBlackClothes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a crime that he drank Monster & then a Bang.

    • @sandyallen1523
      @sandyallen1523 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He literally took a sip. It takes a tiny bit more…….like all of it

  • @FleaChristenson
    @FleaChristenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Y’all tryin’a make Matt’s heart explode? That’s not nice.

    • @russgudz4220
      @russgudz4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The way he is going, he'll be on warfarin soon and some other heart meds!
      Omg! 🤫

    • @abbywalker7246
      @abbywalker7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @lockedon8953
      @lockedon8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a way of termination. They couldn't get him to quit or retire so they moved to the extreme.

    • @Jadiaz-ev9hm
      @Jadiaz-ev9hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh if he was drinking the full cans, sure. He prob had a can's worth at best.

  • @ZwerginTDM
    @ZwerginTDM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The monster absolute zero is my favorite and tastes like liquid sweet tarts. The flavor wakes me up quickly giving time for the caffeine to kick in.
    I don't think Matt needs to try getting into energy drinks anymore. That was a bit much for him. :-)

  • @jacobs81
    @jacobs81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Can you do one for off brand soda

    • @Razor1138
      @Razor1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah like off brand cokes, my dew, Dr Pepper etc...that would be cool

    • @baconvape2093
      @baconvape2093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Razor1138 dr pepper's not a offbrand

    • @Razor1138
      @Razor1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baconvape2093 I was referring to doing all of the off brands of those drinks.

  • @crazypiratesquirrel3038
    @crazypiratesquirrel3038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4 cans in and I'm watching Matt starting to vibrate. Watching everything start to kick in on him is mesmerizing! I hope you're ok Matt! ❤️
    My personal favorite is MONSTER!!💪
    But sadly I can't afford it all the time so I usually go for the Rockstar since I can usually find it for $1. But nothing beats MONSTER for taste! Woot!! 🤘

  • @tfastlane
    @tfastlane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm about to show my age. The only energy drink I've ever tried was Jolt Cola, back in the 80s.

    • @garysarratt1
      @garysarratt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I loved Jolt, I wish they still made it!

    • @PandorasdadCA
      @PandorasdadCA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I remember Jolt! Twice the sugar and three times the caffeine!

    • @Khaleesi_Jack
      @Khaleesi_Jack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have suddenly made me aware of the existence of jolt cola and now feel like I missed out.

    • @draconianways3130
      @draconianways3130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Khaleesi_Jack yes, you did miss a good thing. Only rile of thumb to remember. Moderation. If your heart starts feeling like it's gonna pop out of your chest cut back. Lol, I heard they have coffee with 60percent more caffeine. But it's not cheap! When I run out of coffee, I brew 10 tea bags.

    • @crktritual
      @crktritual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It used to be in Dollar General as recently as 2020...

  • @alexanderkelley5459
    @alexanderkelley5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This should come with a U2 album you didn't ask for 😁😁😁

  • @anonymoususer1952
    @anonymoususer1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yes, "liquid pixie sticks" is about right. Something sweet to wash down the two cups of deathwish coffee.

  • @thedangerdave7167
    @thedangerdave7167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad you mentioned the red bull girls. True story they use to stop by the Dillons grocery store I worked at and hand out Red Bulls till the manager would kick them out and scolled everyone for taking one, so my manager is asking why would you take one and I said and I quote "Hay if a prity girl asks me if I want a red bull I'm taking the red bull that's just simple math right there." Everyone around just laughed and the manager chuckled as he walked away.

  • @annearaullo2917
    @annearaullo2917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I hope Matt had a designated driver. Is there something Matt can rank that does not threaten his health?

    • @RWAsur
      @RWAsur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wouldn't be a southern thing if it didn't threaten his health

    • @RWAsur
      @RWAsur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Though real talk I hope they do a ranking of southern vegetables someday

    • @Marissa_921
      @Marissa_921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe bottled water or salad

    • @shaun2566
      @shaun2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would say kool aid but that might just be worse

    • @dreamlife466
      @dreamlife466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RWAsur their vegetables are chicken nugs

  • @waywardwillard
    @waywardwillard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I think your captioned is trolling you: they wrote “we need to poop” instead of “Winnie the Pooh.”

    • @carlajackson3137
      @carlajackson3137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I turned the captioning on for all videos and I miss the videos because I'm dying reading the captioning! It's so bad it's hilarious 😁.

  • @KinggChris25
    @KinggChris25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The fact that he didn’t check the caffeine content on any of them 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I went ahead and searched it up myself, assuming they're all 16 fluid ounces:
      Mountain Dew Orange Storm 91 mg
      Bang Blue Razz 300 mg
      Monster Energy 163 mg
      Nos 160 mg
      Red Bull 136 mg
      Reign 300 mg
      Rockstar 160 mg

  • @crazzei
    @crazzei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Redbull always has a special place in my heart. Got me through my first job, and Red Bull vodka is a foolproof way to do something you regret because you won’t even remember what you did :)

  • @suni6859
    @suni6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Matt: I c a n s e e s o u n d n o w

  • @beanmarine1173
    @beanmarine1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    NOS has always been my favorite energy drink. It’s the perfect amount of caffeine and the best tasting on my opinion. It’s such a complex yet simple flavor at the same time. Kinda like how Dr Pepper is

    • @GrantC78
      @GrantC78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed
      Oh and that Mango NOS is great too.

    • @jessicaleal7711
      @jessicaleal7711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed all the nos flavors are super legit.

  • @rikkitikkitavi997
    @rikkitikkitavi997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was scared of energy drinks. Now I’m terrified. None for me. I’ll just be a slow thinker/doer whose usually accurate.

    • @ngs5554
      @ngs5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nooma is a good choice. No toxic ingredients.

    • @rebekahWalton
      @rebekahWalton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried drinking a red bull once. My heart started beating really fast and felt like I was going to die about an 30 minutes to an hour after drinking it.

  • @huskybaiano3994
    @huskybaiano3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel like Matt is gonna have to start having one of those wine tasting buckets- you know, the one wine critics use to spit on so that they don't blackout drunk as they progress through tasting.

  • @prestindavis1925
    @prestindavis1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Did anyone else hear the “ ooh somebody he needs some milk” love the reference

    • @huskybaiano3994
      @huskybaiano3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, it made me nostalgic of Vine

  • @draconianways3130
    @draconianways3130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jolt cola is not easy to find in my area. But have seen those stores down south. So thanks for the tip.

  • @mwood65
    @mwood65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My aunt worked for Marlboro back in the 70's and her job was to hand out sample packs of cigarettes on Daytona Beach. Of course 30 years later it was illegal.

  • @TheBakerbelle
    @TheBakerbelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Lettin' the Walker County in me show." As someone who grew up in Walker County, I really felt that.
    Note to self: Stay away from energy drinks.

    • @amandahill4207
      @amandahill4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha Winston co here

    • @smokedogg19821
      @smokedogg19821 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Marion County checking in

  • @carrieswank
    @carrieswank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Surge, OMG! I went a big high school in the suburbs of Kansas City. (There were 525 in my graduating class.) I graduated in 1998. There were SURGE representatives that came to our school at set up a booth in our cafeteria for a few week. They gave out merch; keychains, can koozies, t-shirts, sunglasses, pens. Then we got three Surge (only!) pop machines.

  • @charlottemarisol8726
    @charlottemarisol8726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Working overnights in a warehouse during the holiday season is the prime way to test all these drinks out. I finally settled on C4 peach mango, effectively dethroning Reign (which had beat out Bang).
    Remember kids, the caffeine limits need to be taken seriously and be careful how many B vitamins you're taking in!

    • @UserName-ts3sp
      @UserName-ts3sp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah thats how i tried these... my go-tos
      bang black cherry vanilla
      bang cherry limeade
      white monster
      blueberry red bull

    • @DocR16
      @DocR16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole b vitamin thing isn't as huge of an issue. B vitamins are water soluble and anything past 100% daily value ends up being urinated out. Anything past 100% DVA just makes your pee extremely expensive

  • @abbywilberding9813
    @abbywilberding9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Throughout this video we watch Matt ascend into the atmosphere

  • @nunya_beeswacks7262
    @nunya_beeswacks7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think y’all should redo this test and try the drinks in different order, to see if flavor and impact was influenced by the order they were drank

  • @trevormiller4982
    @trevormiller4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Yup, even Matt turns into a Kyle after drinking Monster

  • @volmanjc818
    @volmanjc818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Letting the Walker County in me show” is the most accurate statement about any of the Alabama counties 😂

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Energy drinks are the holy water for epic gamers
    And It's a Southern Thing is the holy water for people who want to laugh

  • @owenriley3688
    @owenriley3688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I think my teeth are talking to me” Me to Matt 😂

  • @BetsyWills1989
    @BetsyWills1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    All those energy drinks make this the most expensive Bless Your Rank ever made lol

  • @elizabethbolender4373
    @elizabethbolender4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys should do Bless your rank with the different Bang energy drink flavors!!

  • @cheryl-annegoh5278
    @cheryl-annegoh5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sweet tea in itself, is an energy drink!😊

  • @amandaharders7794
    @amandaharders7794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best thing I have watched in a year!

  • @sreeser1979
    @sreeser1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dang, Matt...how hard did you crash after drinking all those energy drinks?!?

    • @AxleKlown
      @AxleKlown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he only took a few sips of each only 2 had high caffeine level Reign and Bang . all but the high caffeine ones had a shit ton of sugar. he was more than likely buzzing from sugar

    • @blubblub_6963
      @blubblub_6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could see him crashing if he drank a full one but since it’s only sips he’s fine

  • @virginiaw8608
    @virginiaw8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You did get the wrong flavor of Bang 🤣🤣🤣 I use to love the Cotton Candy and black cherry. I started having high heart rate and couldn't sleep...so I stopped. Haven't had one in a very long time. I only ever drink it if I need to be sleepless for a very long period of time.

  • @lisapowers5676
    @lisapowers5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Matt is just as funny on energy drinks as he was whiskey

    • @kath5201
      @kath5201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My #1 and #2 videos!!! 🤣

  • @cherubimslb
    @cherubimslb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really thought this was the episode that would finally kill Matt. Such a survivor.

  • @davinrchrd
    @davinrchrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Best series on it’s a southern thing

  • @allysoneddleman9884
    @allysoneddleman9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My husband is sad that you didn’t try Full Throttle. That’s his favorite.

    • @anthonyhall-jones649
      @anthonyhall-jones649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessssss

    • @JustLaCope
      @JustLaCope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably a good reason he didn't. Lol

    • @therealpoody7485
      @therealpoody7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it too, but it full throttles right out of me...

    • @appalachiangunman9589
      @appalachiangunman9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to drink Full Throttle a lot when I worked for Coca-Cola.

  • @Knox1087
    @Knox1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was literally just thinking this morning that we were due for another "Bless Your Rank". These videos are the absolute best.

  • @mythmurzin
    @mythmurzin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mocha loca coffee monster, mean bean monster, lime or grape NOS, white zero sugar monster. pretty much only ones i drink. the reason these energy drinks "work" is because they have caffeine and B12. whats B12? it is the vitamin that your cells use to put the sugar in your bloodstream to work.

  • @cbsdesiple
    @cbsdesiple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Big props to the editor on this vid. They do some great work here.

  • @Yashael341
    @Yashael341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, Blue Razz is one of my favorites! Detox from "corn-based sweetener", and you'll be all about it.

  • @kirstensocialbutterfly6025
    @kirstensocialbutterfly6025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Oh no honey. I ain't drinking any energy drink. Just give me my sweet tea & everything will be good.

  • @chriss1757
    @chriss1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did we learn? Matt likes sugar better than artificial sweeteners!
    I'm a no sugar guy myself. I rock an energy drink almost every morning along with my coffee because we Gen Xers are getting old! Still, my choices based solely on flavor are about the same as his. Monster Zero Sugar Grape and Orange are the best. But they are not my typical drink. Because Viper (which I was disappointed not to see) tastes about the same as the others and is half as expensive! Mohave Rattler is my personal favorite.

  • @Jazzi_may_94
    @Jazzi_may_94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally!!! Been waiting a bless yourself rank forever!!!

  • @A92CB7
    @A92CB7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First video of yours I watched, subbed!!!

  • @nathanjplatt
    @nathanjplatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Think I just gave my tongue a seizure" 🤣

  • @Ypsiroselee
    @Ypsiroselee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There used to be a company called Venom that would name each flavor after serpents. It wasn’t bad, it worked, and was relatively cheap. My favorite was the sugar free version, the “Mojave Rattler”. I liked to call it “The Taste that kills small rodents”. Btw, real life Mojave Rattlers aren’t tasty, and they are really nasty. They’ll make your day very bad, and possibly very short.

  • @danielflynn8530
    @danielflynn8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I tried Monster for the first time being my first energy drink it felt like I went from a standard TV to HD.

  • @Chris-Huntley
    @Chris-Huntley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Needs to try the PeachTea Monster and Bang is really good, pretty sure that flavor is going to be good as well.

  • @texasbeast239
    @texasbeast239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    For energy drink cross-merchandising promotions, they should offer defibrillator paddles and epi pens. Clear!!!

  • @gregsimones9295
    @gregsimones9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What Matt doesn't tell us is that he went on to film a dozen more episodes that day.

  • @lisacubbon8508
    @lisacubbon8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Does Matt volunteer to do these? Bless his heart

  • @ponduforus
    @ponduforus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Monster Zero - Ultra Sunrise is the absolute best energy drink for taste and lack of jitters.
    I feel like Matt would also enjoy for the smooth, orange flavor. 🍊
    Also, how long did it take to peel him off the ceiling after filming? 🤣🤣

    • @chivonfortney1656
      @chivonfortney1656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll have to try that kind.

    • @NickSpearman
      @NickSpearman ปีที่แล้ว

      ive always just called it the orange can monster lol

  • @nunyabizns
    @nunyabizns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yay!!! Another Bless this rank.

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus Saves Love God✝️

  • @overcomerlaban
    @overcomerlaban 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The effect you're experiencing at monster drink is actually the effect of the first bootle now working 😂

  • @hughfuller8416
    @hughfuller8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Y’all amping up Matt!!! I see what y’all doing here. Side note is that southerners say yella instead of yellow

  • @jamesd1184
    @jamesd1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt is the hero we need right now. A spark, that will light the fire, that will bring subpar energy drink makers down. Matt's next 2 challenges should be reverse energy drinks and alcoholic energy drinks.

  • @mistyvaughn6356
    @mistyvaughn6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There are 4 that I like: Red Bull Blue and Peach editions, Rockstar Punch and Monster Pipeline Punch.

    • @lanedarby9017
      @lanedarby9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try monster pacific punch it’s amazing

  • @childofquan3362
    @childofquan3362 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nerve wracking, this guy shouldn’t be messing with all those energy drinks, lucky his heart didn’t explode

  • @avoria13
    @avoria13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rockstar had the best flavor options for the longest time (like a good Pina Colada or a strawberry smoothie), but now my fav is Monster Mule tho.

  • @shelpippg2202
    @shelpippg2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever! OMG LOL! 😂

  • @BorninVirginia
    @BorninVirginia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have a coworker who drinks 10 to 14 Monsters a day. He has been doing this for years, I still wonder how his heart hasn't given out yet.

    • @nickcastaneda203
      @nickcastaneda203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is his name Kyle?

    • @BorninVirginia
      @BorninVirginia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickcastaneda203 his name is Mike

    • @ChinchillaQueen
      @ChinchillaQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait...you're not supposed to do that? Well shit...that stuff is like water to me

    • @PunkRockBarbie
      @PunkRockBarbie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to drink 3 a day and I was legit worried about my heart. How is he still alive?! Btw, I no longer drink them... I ended up almost an addict lol

    • @jocelynlindsey6200
      @jocelynlindsey6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your body eventually gets use to the caffeine and quits actually working

  • @number1yota
    @number1yota 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Side note, Surge is back in production, but hard to find, and Monster just deluded their drinks and the flavor changed slightly. Used to be 2 servings per can, now it's 1 per. Also the Taurine is in high end drinks is there to keep your heart from exploding.

  • @damonalfero3125
    @damonalfero3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching Matt's decrease Into hyperactivity and madness was funnier than the ranking of the drinks.

  • @swbigfan1
    @swbigfan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Need a follow-up where Matt tries (and has to figure out how to open) a Monster Import. Tastes better than normal Monster and him checking out the funky top would be epic.

  • @danielflynn8530
    @danielflynn8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Rhett and Link did this a while ago but they are a couple Southern boys from NC as well.

    • @AxleKlown
      @AxleKlown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No they are far from southern they are cali boys now far left cali boyz

  • @ambrosewilliam33
    @ambrosewilliam33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I use to drink this energy drink back in the early early 2000's or late late 90's (can't remember) called Dr. Enuff. It was so good was only on the market for like 8 months or something before the FDA pulled it due to "health concerns". The first 3 ingredients was (In this order)
    1) 100% pure cane sugar
    2) Indian Ginseng
    3) Caffeine

    • @smokedogg19821
      @smokedogg19821 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I remember those they tasted nasty and it hurt to close my eyes

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Someone go check on Matt, he might be dead.

  • @thebattery_productions7035
    @thebattery_productions7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Venom energy is very rare to find but I love that energy drink

  • @laceydo4542
    @laceydo4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In the 6th grade, my classmate could not start school before he drank 6 - 8 energy drinks, and he'd drank at least 13 before school ended. I worried for his health so much!

    • @annatzipora6857
      @annatzipora6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a tachycardia just thinking about drinking that many energy drinks!

    • @laceydo4542
      @laceydo4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@annatzipora6857
      After I looked up that medical term, I can wholeheartedly agree! He was always so jittery and unfocused, but he'd become defensive if you tried to rationalize with him. I felt that it was partially due to a lack of parental supervision, but he drank that many every day of the school week!

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He drank energy drinks at school? We weren’t even allowed juice during primary school.

    • @laceydo4542
      @laceydo4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rachelcookie321
      It wasn't a very official school. We didn't have a cafeteria, only 8 picnic tables. We didn't have a gym, we used the neighborhood park across the street. We didn't have a library, and we didn't even have enough textbooks to use daily! We didn't have a nurse's office, or a nurse, just a half-empty first aid kit. It was a mess, but early subjection to sugar can have negative health effects, so it was a shame really. Juice is good, if you like it, I hope you're now able to have it whenever you want!

    • @cavlizzy
      @cavlizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those drinks are VERY expensive!! What parent would pay that much EVERY day???

  • @rajasnagpurkar
    @rajasnagpurkar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Matt's just being a wuss about the creatine taste in the bang. We drink bangs for their Floridian Functional Enhancements ~🙂

  • @scottnix4991
    @scottnix4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Pro Tip: Increase playback speed every five minutes.

    • @kenwelch198
      @kenwelch198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol did anyone else notice he started talking faster and faster?

  • @kayleewells2403
    @kayleewells2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “ Tastes like garbage water” I couldn’t agree more about Bangs

    • @rockerchris82
      @rockerchris82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pina colada is the only drinkable flavour they have and it has to be cold

    • @kristenlydens
      @kristenlydens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some flavors suck, but I love about 2 or 3 flavors. They're delicious.

    • @karmajazzhands9244
      @karmajazzhands9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only flavor i like is the cherry one. But even then its not good. And bangs make you feel like you're having a panic attack

  • @HKins76
    @HKins76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Matt you're amazing! I love watching you! You're too funny. Thank you for brightening my day.

  • @areldia225
    @areldia225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The resealable lid and your angst had me smiling for a while thanks

  • @d.mat.zero6525
    @d.mat.zero6525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Redbull got me through a 48 hour Tri-State Scavenger hunt, i drank so much that it now makes me sick, i cant even smell the stuff.

  • @jenboerema71
    @jenboerema71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I drink at least two energy drinks a day. I absolutely love the Monster Energy Ultra Violet and there are only 10 calories in each can. I have had NOS energy and it’s ok. Never tried any of the other brands.
    I also think Matt should try all orange drinks and rate them.

  • @sydb4059
    @sydb4059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The original Monster always does me justice. I would have to drink the tall red bull to feel anything. Bang is really good though.

    • @mrmc9278
      @mrmc9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jessica B. Bang has like 500 different flavors. It's definitely a trial and error to find the right ones. Some are great, but some taste like ass. The Radical Skadattle is my favorite. It tastes like liquid candy.

  • @KnightRider76
    @KnightRider76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have watched…TO THE END….a number of “Bless Your Rank” episodes hosted by Matt Mitchell! I can say, every day of the week and twice on Sunday, there is no one’s taste buds that I trust more, than Mr. Mitchell’s. Plus, it seems pretty obvious that he has had ample opportunity to develop into a world class judge of Southern fare. HOWEVER, he has given me reason to question his pallet after hearing his opinion on Bang energy drinks!! Matt, have you lost your ever loving mind!?! 🤣🤣 Bang is far and away the best energy drink out there!! Just kidding!! Love the videos…✊🏻stay Southern!! P.S.- Yes…Virginia is a Southern state!! At least everywhere south of Richmond is!