For the traumatized kids bit, I was going to say Smokey b/c I was Mandela Effected into thinking he became PotUS (gee, thanks Obama, lol), but he only held 2 mayoral positions. Which is great, but you can't really put a mayor on the same level as a president. I know Emporio and Hayato had super big impacts on their stories, so maybe one of them.
1:39 well if you count the begining of the intro there is :stone free, golden expiriance, crazy diamond and star platinum. MUHAHAHAHA YOU CANT BEST ME WITH THAT I HAVE THE POWER TO JUST SLOW DOWN THE PART ONE INTRO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
for the traumatized child question, its a tie between Hayato, or Emporio... both of them are badasses who caused the downfall of the main villains of their parts.
1:40 "jonathans stand" although its not visible in part one Jonathan has his own stand that's basically identical to Josephs hermit purple, we can see DIO using it with Jonathans body in part three and its name is quite literally just "Jonathans stand" :3
1:40 i like how hol horse assumed there was stands in Phantom Blood of JJBA
I know
I was gonna say that there’s none
I was like: Wait is Hamon a stand??!?!!??
Me 5 second afert: WAIT A SECOND!
Speedwagon is an stand
theres the stands in the op so theres actualy stands in part 1
3:17 nah bro, it's 30 days, not 30months
You though i would say first but it was me,DIO!
Your 2nd lel
NANI!?
You still said first… so you thought you could beat ME?! Nien.
@@local_engineer_main Yare Yare…
@@local_engineer_main STAR PLATINUM! THE WORLD!
TOKI WO TOMEREI!
4:28 "MY MOM NAMING JOJO CHARACTERS"
Also that's hilarious
0:33 a year younger and half a mile shorter.
and stronger
@@mr.hunter-j4iand mentally weaker
Stronger my ass my man jotaro can stop time beat the shit out of deku @@mr.hunter-j4i
For the traumatized kids bit, I was going to say Smokey b/c I was Mandela Effected into thinking he became PotUS (gee, thanks Obama, lol), but he only held 2 mayoral positions. Which is great, but you can't really put a mayor on the same level as a president. I know Emporio and Hayato had super big impacts on their stories, so maybe one of them.
bro hayato gotta be the best emporio is someone thats crying all day long meanwhile hayato be exploding himself for the bois
Me seeing this in my recommended: *YES YES YES*
1:52
MOB PSYCHO MENTIONED. IM HERE.
When?
@@jacobolpindo9990 4th josuke is the one guy who got beat up by yellow hair psychic when he was still a bad guy
*autistic screeching*
got me good
Amazing vid to end my day
CROCYOIN SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE ME LAUGH THIS HARD😭😭
5:43 crippled joke💀
7:52 image jolyne was like jonathan...
Johhny joestar canonically and uncanonically solos
6:12 Polnareff, Next question
Sup guys I love your content BTW jjm your the best guy I've seen do this thing
1:27 I thought the Second Guy would say "HAIL 2 U!"
5:57 where Abacchio at?
2:28 either he used hamon to reverse his age or he is a vampire
I wonder how the sheer heart attack burger would taste
Very much like a sheer heart attack
@@Aaa93281yeah it would taste very expliovsive heh get it
Probably like biting dust idk
Prob explosive
5:00
Oh he|| naw, Jotaro would do the ORA ORA thing on Anasui
5:33 word joski or with Russian letter жёсткий, means “hard” on Russian
Он просто жоский
@@уткамакс-е1чЯ знаю
Жоска
0:19 then there was the Fucking sun. dio gave his weakness to a reliable servant.
“here hold this”
0:01 the title is true
FINNALY, À VID
1:39 well if you count the begining of the intro there is :stone free, golden expiriance, crazy diamond and star platinum. MUHAHAHAHA YOU CANT BEST ME WITH THAT I HAVE THE POWER TO JUST SLOW DOWN THE PART ONE INTRO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3:20 my banana doppio my beautiful banana doppio
6:31 WTF BRO HAHAHAHAHAHHA I AM DEAD. OFF
8:03 YALL FORGETING YOSHIKAGE KIRA'S "SON" WAS BLOWN UP AND FIXED IN A SECOND BUT STILL KILLED
Stands in Part 1:
*Dust blows into the air in an empty box of part 1 stands*
Ok
6:12 the girl from the boat in part 3 was funny because of Kakyoin and the knife scene
3:07 :skull:
We need more of these jojo memes man ☺❤
5:02 Bro when I watched it the first time I was wondering why diavalo is responding to jolyne
I cant believe it took me like 5 seconds to realize what i had just witnessed in 5:43
1:37 Trick question, THERE ARE NO STANDS IN PART 1
0:22 omg, I need this license too XD
I LAUGH MUCH WITH THIS
8:17 something fugo would actually say
👁️
Why Joseph hair kinda fit Josuke?
Cuz hes his son.
I never realized that Mikasa did a jojo reference💀
holding your step/adopted brother's severed head is now a JoJo reference
4:18 Team Bucciarati Looking Dope.(Bucciarati, you look hot..)
The final one (not the subscribe bit) is funny, also I need to learn to type better on phone
6:11 i think Joseph at the start counts as traumatized child
6:32 NO!!! OKUYASU!!!!!
Never get old
you laughed at that one bro 2:39 xD
jojo when he has his stand and he's pissed off he beats the weakest hamon user
for the traumatized child question, its a tie between Hayato, or Emporio... both of them are badasses who caused the downfall of the main villains of their parts.
"i dont speak croissant" got me dying💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
All stands in part one: hermit purple, Anubis
That's all
Silver Chariot really said,"Back N' Black"
7:03 THATS METAL GEAR ITS ALREADY ACTIVE!!
5:05 but we all gotta admit we all love kakyoin
Ah yes, Speedowagon was the only stand in part 1.
"forgetting to age" hamon is *R E A L*
1:38 Speedwagon's hat,hamon,stone mask,zeppeli's hat, the ship in episode 9 and the poison dio used to kill gorge joestar
Wow! Incredible 6/6!
Speedwagon itself is an stand
Forgot About blueford's sword
@@Man-man9685 yooo best stand
Why kirby theme in a jojo video
Jotaro’s on steroids. That’s why deku is half his seize.
5:56 is the time when he talks about white hair but who’s going to tell him what the top right girl dose
1:40 "jonathans stand" although its not visible in part one Jonathan has his own stand that's basically identical to Josephs hermit purple, we can see DIO using it with Jonathans body in part three and its name is quite literally just "Jonathans stand" :3
Part3-9:I'm small part1:I'm huge
Jonathan did have a stand if you see the vines that dio had araki revealed that the vines were Jonathan's stand
7:58 why isn't Buccharati there?
💀
the sad thing about josuke is that his voice actor died thats why he wasint in part 5 😢
Well by technicality hermit purple is the stand representation of Hamon so hermit purple is the only stand in part 1 and 2
4 is also unlucky in china
but we're not in China or Japan.
Oh I forgot
But we are in italy
My favorite traumatized child is emporio
He will make the most violent human being on planet earth only to name them spaghetti or chocolate (part 5)
Think about this:
Why does johnathan only use overdrives? Shouldn’t it take up more energy?
hes just him
@@kaelbanico3497 your not wrong
0:38 name?
1:21 the sub button the real onr
3:12 30 months💀
4:19 that nice got me dying
7:13 remember its Jonathan's body 😭😝😝
first at all my name is'nt zippy my name is butchant
I always Think about josuke and metal bat looking like the same (Idk Why tf i did) 1:54
Plot twist:
jojo's bizarre adventurer es de original netflix
3:37 including bucciarati though 😭
6:24 giorno
6:46 all of the above😘
Anne is my favourite traumatised kid only she tried to threaten the crusaders, I also like to fuc.
1:36 This post was probably written by Okuyasu
Yare Yare DAFUC-
3:16 my bro Joseph trained 30 days not 30 months
Alright...star platinum, gold experience, crazy diamond.... All in the opening of part 1
Jolyne's stand Stone Free also appears
Fact: part 1 didn't have stands 😏
Have you see dio with hermit purple?
Jonathan did if you see the vines that dio had araki revealed that the vines were Jonathan’s stand
At the start of sono chi no sadame you can see stone free, gold experience, crazy diamond and star platinum
UR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE
For the thumbnail: technically Giorno is the strongest of both if you go with the theory that Golden Experience is basically a stand made of Hamon
Stands:❌
Hamon:❌
Hamon with stands:✔
So if a stand is basically part of a users soul could there be a Hamon technique that attacks the the stand users soul through his stand?
My boy Jonathan didn’t had stand in their part 1 😅
3:19 30 months of training
Damn Mista always gets number 4
I can't believe it either Mario has a normal sky?
There is just hamon and vampires in part. Its a trick question
This banner showed me that size doesn’t matter
1:00 neuron activated
1:38 ight
7:53 true Jonathan is stronger 🗿
Araki getting old is same as ash in pokemon 😂😂
jojo's is the only motivation i have to working out tbh :/
Kirby music hits hard