THREE Chris Chan Letters to Ruin the Start of Your Week | CWC Jail Letter Reading

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  • @ArcaneAcadia
    @ArcaneAcadia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Only chris could use the words "thou" and "y'all" in the same letter.

    • @machinat3636
      @machinat3636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Th'all

    • @savvymercury
      @savvymercury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Iconic.

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'unno. Ohio and Wisconsin KKK prolly talks like that too.

    • @user-lt2rw5nr9s
      @user-lt2rw5nr9s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Midwest doesn't say y'all very often.

    • @iammrpositive5108
      @iammrpositive5108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terminally online kids say it a lot because it's gender neutral and because they want to seem cool like black twitter. It has nothing to do with region anymore.

  • @Aussie_Tom
    @Aussie_Tom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    The redraws of the comics need to include Sonichu with blue arms.
    Chris will really like that.

    • @asurlybarber3620
      @asurlybarber3620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Don't call anybody!

    • @Chronoic
      @Chronoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      and my little pony generation 5.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@asurlybarber3620 Those were better times

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Solanin0803 ah times so innocent and perfect wtf happened

    • @PK-Radio
      @PK-Radio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not just that
      Make it a sonic boom version of sonichu along with the blue arms

  • @unthoughtanomaly387
    @unthoughtanomaly387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Hearing Chris tell people not to give into arrogance while he calls himself Jesus Christ is one of the most tilting things ever.

    • @domeplsffs
      @domeplsffs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Welcome, to pure, unadultarted insanity. I hope you enjoy your stay xd

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He is only stating facts. Bless ye be by the son, the father, and the sonichu ghost

    • @stormwulf117
      @stormwulf117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Chris is so arrogant that he demands that only he should be allowed to be arrogant.

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chris is also a major hypocrite

    • @gustavedelior3683
      @gustavedelior3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What if he is the most dedicated performance artist ever?

  • @Lacucarachadefuego
    @Lacucarachadefuego 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Anyone else kinda worried that if Chris gets out he’ll try to kill Barb? Cause in his mind:
    A)she should have died a long time ago
    B) he’s letting her ascend to be with Robert
    C) if she’s dead he gets the house
    D) he thinks he’s more than smart enough to get away with murder

    • @courtneymck4125
      @courtneymck4125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      if he does get out, a restraining order will most likely be put in place as its clear, he isn't safe around her

    • @OathKeeperRiku07
      @OathKeeperRiku07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      if he's not going to buffalo bill, he's going just Caeser on Barb

    • @gdawg614
      @gdawg614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the house is reversed mortgaged too, and to the tune of about 150 grand which Chris wont be able to afford.

    • @monstrosity6738
      @monstrosity6738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully he gets life in prison, but I’m not sure. Fingers crossed.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@courtneymck4125 Yeah... Like the law have managed to stop Chris before.

  • @yaboimccoy8109
    @yaboimccoy8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    i like how chris wants tara strong to be part of the sonichu project, despite the fact he harassed her and other voice actresses on twitter multiple times. i also like how he also wants sonichu to be tv-y7 despite the fact most of the sonichu content is either pornographic or excessively violent

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I was thinking the same thing on Tara Strong. In fact, she actually expressed on Twitter how disgusted she was with Chris and hoped she would never meet him.

    • @yaboimccoy8109
      @yaboimccoy8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@FuryanJedi13 i forgot about that, i don't blame her tbh

    • @InkerousCitaRik
      @InkerousCitaRik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FuryanJedi13 I don’t blame her either, her disgust with him is justified just as her tweet for him to back off.

  • @jeanhunter3538
    @jeanhunter3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    “Chris is saying to let his actions speak for themselves… Chris slept with his mother”
    That bit killed me

    • @glasshorse6893
      @glasshorse6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      chris is a walking contradiction and he probably knows it

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think Chris was doing much "sleeping."

    • @chaosdirge4906
      @chaosdirge4906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a person that doesn't really obsess over this... I really think people took the wrong message from him sleeping with his mom. like... Chris is not right in the head that much is clear, but honestly think about this. Like I feel weird having to point this out. Chris literally had people try to manipulate him into killing himself, people encouraging him to take action to which his brain took that as a message to sleep with his mother. If Chris is a danger, its only because people have pushed him so much that they've already broken him. Like Part of me doesn't want to watch these videos because of the constant bad takes in the comment section.
      Chris is insane, yeah he's insane, but like... the internet caused that could he have ended up this way without it.... possibly, but like... The guy tried to chop off his own pepe and people egged him on to do it once too. Chris literally cannot think for himself. Does anyone actually understand what this means? Like This might be because I had my own breakdown onece but I feel sorry for him. Not like I don't think that he isn't awful, but he is so wrapped in a delusion he doesn't understand anything. He doesn't know he's a walking contradiction, he changes his mind about things rapidly and his brain probably feels like its constantly suffocating. I can't make fun of it. I don't know how anyone can if they themselves honestly knew what was going on. a collective of the internet is picking on an autistic kid they broke. That's fucked up.

    • @KingSlimeProductions
      @KingSlimeProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chaosdirge4906 It is what it is, that's the harsh reality of the situation. Chris' parents should have gotten him actual help when he was a child instead of pretending that their son was fine. Yeah people trolled him to shit, but that's what people on the internet do. If you're going to post yourself online then you have to be willing to accept the consequences, even if you don't ask for them. Chris never comprehended this fact, and by the time he realized this it was too late. I get that he isn't necessarily mentally sound, however before the idea guys he was more or less sane, just immature and autistic as hell. Now he's in his own psychosis. Chris should have threw in the towel when he had the chance.

    • @livingcorpse5664
      @livingcorpse5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chaosdirge4906 People said to me Bella isn't as bad as Chris because she didn't rape her own mom. Well she sure as fuck didn't report Chris to the cops either, she was sitting on that info waiting for a chance to blackmail him into killing himself. If Chris is the crazy person in this scenario (and he is) then Bella is evil, allowing a mentally disturbed man to continue assaulting his own mom instead of reporting him right away. Both of them (and many of the "trolls") should be locked up for our safety cause many have shown to be just as deranged in different ways.
      And I even hate using the word "troll" because that downplays it. Ed Boon is a troll when he posts jokes and memes about Mortal Kombat. The people will ruined Chris' life and encouraged him to ruin his own life are just evil.

  • @Komodo_Bebop
    @Komodo_Bebop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Let's just say Chris doesn't end up going to actual jail and somehow gets released either on probation or etc. He can't live with his mother anymore, none of his "friends and fans" want nothing to do with him anymore and very doubtful that they will help him in any way, so where would he go? The start of the homeless saga that we've been waiting for?

    • @peterang78
      @peterang78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      And even if his "True and Honest fans" will take care of him, I can guaranteed it won't last long. And he'll just end up committed another crime and be send back to prison.

    • @saintsheepy6682
      @saintsheepy6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty much, and there he'll be at risk of being robbed, assaulted and murdered by weens, A-logs, criminals, gangs, and other vagrants until his death, either by homicide, suicide, substance abuse, or by a fatal disease from a vagrant lifestyle.
      The only other option is a social worker placing him in a group home/assisted living, but I doubt that'll happen.

    • @puppperoni
      @puppperoni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m assuming his lawyers are going to try to get him into a state mental hospital. (Keep in mind I haven’t been keeping up with this too much. I followed Chris in the early years back when he was uploading pictures to ED in his moms underwear and kinda lost interest during the tomgirl saga)

    • @dominus.28
      @dominus.28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's pretty much doomed at this point unless god forbid his mom dies

    • @dagothur2248
      @dagothur2248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I think there are still plenty of Chris fans who would help him out. People who followed him before all kinda saw something like this coming.

  • @chelseybarnes2695
    @chelseybarnes2695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    GiBi sounds so done. Please take care of yourself. The topic of CWC is very soul draining.

    • @dagothur2248
      @dagothur2248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol yeah. Kinda funny.

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Then he should go away and stop milking Chris for money if he's done and burnt out. But he knows Chris is all he has for content and he wants to make this a job. So he has to do this.

    • @xeokym223
      @xeokym223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@marishiten5944 That's exactly what I was going to say. Hard to feel sympathy for someone who is making money off this.

    • @unicornblow6874
      @unicornblow6874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup. Ya pick the devil ya run with, so he’s chose this job lol

    • @tom_mac
      @tom_mac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if he needeth me to come'th over and soul bond for healing, I shall.
      (otherwise I'll just wait till he's so out of it he won't know what's happening and just do it anyway.)

  • @sloppyoyster5779
    @sloppyoyster5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Only Chris can get kick out of his own community.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The man got kicked out of his own cult. I don't think that any other cult leader has gotten kicked out of their cult. (Well.....)

    • @phosspatharios9680
      @phosspatharios9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      >Elon Musk and Paypal joined the chat

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jk Rowling: hold my butter beer

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someone8240 I would have accepted "Hold my Hippogriffs," but "Hold my butter beer" works just as well.

    • @veiddimaddur8354
      @veiddimaddur8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HeavyMetalBeliever yours doesn't make sense

  • @rhithym
    @rhithym 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    7:40 when you start correcting chris chan about how to properly talk about his fictional multiverses, you know you've reached a point of no return.

  • @goldenphonautogram6141
    @goldenphonautogram6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    The teacher who wouldn’t let Chris use copyrighted characters on the CD case:

    • @phosspatharios9680
      @phosspatharios9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The lack of an actual meme illustration makes my imagination put an image that is both vague and so absolutely perfect I literally wheezed. Good job, Anon.

    • @bendyfan-yd1ez
      @bendyfan-yd1ez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So the teacher is why alot of this crap happened through the years

    • @PhantomCitadel
      @PhantomCitadel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The teacher is probably dead now tbh, but I wonder if they ever knew the impact they had

    • @bdsp7268
      @bdsp7268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bendyfan-yd1ez I’d argue sega and Nintendo are more to blame than the teacher. Like can you imagine if sonic never existed? Chris wouldn’t have won that sweepstakes etc etc lol

    • @Iotuseater
      @Iotuseater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PhantomCitadel why “probably”

  • @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh
    @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    So, I take it in jail Chris Chan has given up pretending he's okay with gay people now. Hopefully, he'll stop pretending to be trans too.

    • @asurlybarber3620
      @asurlybarber3620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Amen.

    • @AutismIsUnstoppable
      @AutismIsUnstoppable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iran forces homosexuals to transition, Chris could have a similar view and see transitioning as a way to not be gay.

    • @OathKeeperRiku07
      @OathKeeperRiku07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He only cares for lesbians, he will always hates men and gay men
      Chris is still Chris, just more twisted.

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He's like Mr. Garrison.

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caucasoidape8838 n'kay

  • @Mattfromthepast
    @Mattfromthepast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Chris should be kept in prison for life because of his abuse of the word "ye".

    • @FoB952
      @FoB952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ye

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yee

    • @DrakeKnight99
      @DrakeKnight99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should for using Avatar for insane bullshit
      Aang would be the exact opposite of trying to help him

    • @jotarojoestar514
      @jotarojoestar514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KanYe

    • @Marta_OuO
      @Marta_OuO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oui

  • @Benigndepressedbear
    @Benigndepressedbear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    My favorite thing about sonichu is the way knowledge of Chris darkens it considerably. From now on whenever I hear Chris talk about soulful interactions I'll just have to assume that's a lingo for sexual assault in the pages of sonichu.

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      'Fraid so sadly

    • @Mister_Clean
      @Mister_Clean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sonichu is canonically a r**pist

  • @enterchannelname3824
    @enterchannelname3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love how they say "This is Not a Reboot of absolutely any form, shape or matter" *and then say the definition of a reboot*

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chris desperately wants this to not be a reboot because, in his mind, his characters are actually alive. And if he reboots the story, he's basically killing them just so they can be reborn. And that is out of the question for him.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FuryanJedi13 A reboot is an alternate universe in a new timeline, which just means more parallel Sonichu characters to deal with rather than touching the originals, not death and rebirth unless it's specifically a Jar Jar Abrams Star Trek kind of reboot (although the threat to "break down and rebuild" Sonichu and Rosechu threatens just that and was a chef's kiss trolling of Jesus Chris, especially the not just trolling, actually serious about it part).
      😘👌

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@autobotstarscream765 True, but Chris lacks the basic intelligence to realise that.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FuryanJedi13 Remember when Dillin Thomas tried to reboot Sonichu?

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@autobotstarscream765 No, I missed that.

  • @bluetiger2468
    @bluetiger2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I don't really see the point in "rebooting" Sonichu by someone else. Sonichu is unique because Chris made it, if someone else makes it, then it won't be interesting anymore. The only exception was Rosechu's Story, because it was basically trying to show Chris what was wrong with his comic and it attempted to actually make a decent story with the source material. But even though it was good, Chris didn't think it was good enough and tried to make his own version of it. So no matter what they make, Chris will always find something wrong with it.

    • @conservativelibertarian
      @conservativelibertarian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who cares? Why feed the delusion?

    • @bluetiger2468
      @bluetiger2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@conservativelibertarian Exactly, when other people make more Sonichu stuff for him, it only feeds into his delusion. That's why even though I'm an artist, and I've known about Chris for years, I never drawn Sonichu art. I understand in the past it was a joke to make Sonichu fan art, but at this point, people who make Sonichu art/comic are trying to use Chris's "fame" for their own benefit.

    • @rickjohnson1719
      @rickjohnson1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluetiger2468 Couldnt you say that about all fanart though.

    • @bluetiger2468
      @bluetiger2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@rickjohnson1719 I think there is a huge difference. People make fanart for things they love or enjoy. They don't expect the creator of the show/movie/book/or TH-camr to actually see their fanart. They make it because they want to and because they want to share it with other fans.
      People don't make fanart of Sonichu because they genuinely like it. They either make it to make fun of Chris, or they make it to get Chris's attention, or they created it to manipulate Chris. If Chris actually receive genuine good fanart, it feeds into his delusion that Sonichu is more popular than it actually is. It makes him believe he can "use" this fame to get away with things or to get free stuff/money.

    • @trashteamracing8262
      @trashteamracing8262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could never fully read Sonichu. It's just so hard to get through and get into. A reboot might make it a little more digestible.

  • @dxfan18
    @dxfan18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Can't wait to see how Chris will react to this "excommunication" if he's even still in jail

  • @IdentityCrisis1581
    @IdentityCrisis1581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Yes thank God he decided to talk normal. It is so annoying hearing someone try to speak middle English when all they know about it is that they said thee and thou back then. That is just as annoying as people who learn a handful of Japanese words from watching anime and and mix it in with their English.

    • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
      @finalfroggitapproaches6418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My friend’s GF has wormed her way into our friend group’s game nights, and she’s CONSTANTLY mixing Japanese into nearly every sentence. All of us are weebs, and we’re all cringey in our own way, but good lord nothing makes my blood boil like hearing that girl say “Arigato for the snacks!” and “I hope you guys have a subarashi night!” She’s very nice, but I can’t stand being around her because of her weird pseudo-Japanese lingo.

    • @IdentityCrisis1581
      @IdentityCrisis1581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@finalfroggitapproaches6418 you also know that the Japanese they speak in anime is really different than the Japanese the average person speaks. From what I understand it is more like slang. And they hate it when western people learn to speak Japanese from watching anime because it's not real Japanese. I guess it is kind of like how American English is different from european English. And the Brits are always telling us yanks to stop butchering the queen's English. I think it's kind of like that.

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s not very desu of you, baka

    • @Mister_Clean
      @Mister_Clean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kawaii sugoi desu, FireLizard-chan

    • @sythe8877
      @sythe8877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@finalfroggitapproaches6418 I knew a guy like that, he used to have a crush on me. And he was kinda cute but he would call me "hime-sama" and would put random japanese words in each sentence, the cringe was unbearable so I started avoiding him. My heart goes out to you and your friends. Only solice is that most people outgrow their weebery once they get into their twenties. Let's hope

  • @siruseless6650
    @siruseless6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Whenever Chris says “We”, I have two theories for that:
    1. He’s regarding himself as both Chris and Jesus Christ since apparently they’re one in the same in Chris’s mind.
    2. The “We” is for himself/Jesus as well as every other god/deity he believes he’s speaking for in his letters.
    Either of those make sense to me by how he refers to himself.

    • @QKettle
      @QKettle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Either one is a delusion of grandiosity

    • @cedeelbe
      @cedeelbe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I just assemed he was using the Royal We.

    • @saraha.1336
      @saraha.1336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cedeelbe me too. Especially since he read the Quran

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sabizos not for me she fcuking doesn't pal

    • @k1sm33t
      @k1sm33t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was speaking for himself and his wives/husbands lol.

  • @Mr.FancyGengar
    @Mr.FancyGengar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    While I am excited to see Chris flip his lid over being excommunicated from the project. Despite Sonichu being a lazy rip off of two big IPs Chris is what really brought Sonichu to light. Without his antics it just would have been another internet weirdos fan fiction. For better or worse Chris IS Sonichu. I am glad to see the team behind the project creating a new cast of characters I hope they decide to focus on the new cast and only make small references or leave little Easter eggs in the comics to Sonichu.

    • @spudartz
      @spudartz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm actually quite hype for both now lmao. Chris got what he deserved tbh and cant wait what Sonichu will look like when they done makng a new :D

    • @evancoffland19
      @evancoffland19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I could just see Chris screaming like Armus from the end of skin of evil from Star Trek after reading the letter.

    • @Buffalo_billi
      @Buffalo_billi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quit feeding in to his delusions

    • @JoeL_1zrd
      @JoeL_1zrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm sorry, but I to this day will never, ever, EVER be able to take this whole 'Sonichu' thing seriously! Like you just now said, this entire thing is just a blatant theft and lazy mish-mash of two already existing IPs and blended into one 'new' thing, with not even an original name other than just combining two existing names together. And this is not even taking into account the absolutely juvenile, terrible drawing quality made by this 40-year-old that looks hardly better than my own drawings when I was half his age! How this entire thing managed to stay and last this long as it did will forever remain a mystery to me.

    • @thomasgamer4000
      @thomasgamer4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JoeL_1zrd bro. OP just said why. due to the weird shit chris was doing.

  • @ToadtheGreat1
    @ToadtheGreat1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Chris in 2010: makes a comic about using his blood to create a vaccine that cures being gay
    Chris in 2022: being gay will cure monkeypox

  • @auragirl111
    @auragirl111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You were correct. The start of my week is now thoroughly ruined.

  • @theharoldsshow
    @theharoldsshow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think the we might be referring to him and “body” since he refers to his body as a separate being.

  • @RunningOnAutopilot
    @RunningOnAutopilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love cwcisms
    He wished grief on people by saying "good grief to them"

  • @embroideredragdoll
    @embroideredragdoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I remember reading the sonichu comics to my boyfriend and doing all the voices. The two most notable ones was Punchy who I gave an Mancunian accent to for some reason and Blake who I busted out my best Black Dynamite impression for until I found out in the Christmas comic that Blake is not black.

  • @mack6240
    @mack6240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    how does chris remember all of the sonichu lore in jail

    • @Jaegerborn
      @Jaegerborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I mean, Chris created all of it. And it’s basically all they think about. So it’s probably just second nature now.

    • @ysaethwr
      @ysaethwr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Easy, he just asks Sonichu and the whole cast of characters who are always hanging out with him when he needs refreshers.

    • @Jaegerborn
      @Jaegerborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ysaethwr oops, you’re right. I forgot they’re all with him in prison.

    • @DrRyan82994
      @DrRyan82994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that’s the power of not working in over 20 years

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrRyan82994 Not to mention being batshit crazy.

  • @taylorslade8080
    @taylorslade8080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    To all of you saying that this might be the start of Chris’ homeless saga:
    Yes, it’ll probably be the start of that; but it also might be the start of the serial killing saga.
    Imma keep it real with y’all: if Chris is capable of doing what he did to Barb, it’s definitely possible that he’ll do it to someone else.
    Just keep that in mind.

    • @alphacraig4784
      @alphacraig4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was only able to do that because of how mentally and physically withered away she is/was.
      He will likely not have reliable access to anyone in a similar state as her

    • @taylorslade8080
      @taylorslade8080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alphacraig4784 I want to believe you, but there *will* be someone who takes pity on Chris or just think he’s harmless some day.

    • @alphacraig4784
      @alphacraig4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@taylorslade8080 The internet is going to monitor him so hard that it will be nearly impossible for someone to take him in without knowing what he is capable of

    • @Lethargy514
      @Lethargy514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand your worries, but I'd argue the opposite. The only one Chris has ever done that to is the most vulnerable person humanly possible: His (allegedly) dementia-ridden mother.
      God complex or not, this is still the same dumbass with an unhealthy diet and the tendency to enter electric hedgehog defense position when under stress.

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree, but it’s going to be a lot harder to assault a normal, functional, cognizant person.

  • @Evoluutiomies
    @Evoluutiomies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love these updates, so relaxing. Just like a bedtime story.

    • @carjockey2135
      @carjockey2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally go to sleep listening to these stories

    • @RedDragon1444
      @RedDragon1444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You all must have been raised on some twisted bedtime stories

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Other then the frustration of him not understanding the dialect he is failing but attempting to be using, has nothing to do the Bible. Seriously. How has he becoming even more stupidly low iq if all he does is read and go to tardland fantasy’s all this time.? Not only did he become les creative but it truly seems that he’s lost dozens of the few iq points he had to begin with nahaha

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    His home
    his toys
    his barbussy
    Now Sonichu is taken from him.
    Good

    • @OathKeeperRiku07
      @OathKeeperRiku07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Permanent Marker not my term, blame the internet for that

    • @gdawg614
      @gdawg614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good indeed.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris deserves to have nothing. In fact, he deserves to have less than nothing (if such a thing were possible). He is a terrible person on multiple levels, and has proven it time and time again.

    • @MisterMG101
      @MisterMG101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Permanent Marker the low road to "China"

  • @mbrsart
    @mbrsart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I dropped everything when I saw this notification.

  • @terrorbats5361
    @terrorbats5361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This isn't the biggest issue in these letters, by far, but this has been bugging me.
    If the dimensions were split in 1389 (which is MUCH later than King Arthur's time, which is attributed to the 6th century) that still wouldn't really explain why Chris is "talking" like this. That would have been just before the start of the great vowel shift in English. I'm not a linguist, so I'm not gonna get into that, but we do know that even early modern English (think Shakespeare) didn't sound like the English of today. If you want a good idea of what Chris should sound like then look up Shakespeare in Original Pronunciation (or OP). In fact his cop out that he's trying to match the era of King James (1566-1625) would still imply he would be speaking something closer to OP than to modern American English.
    I'm aware Chris could be pronouncing everything correctly on his end and it's simply GiBi not using OP, but I HIGHLY doubt Chris is and I'd never want Gibi to torture himself more than he already is.

    • @Mattfromthepast
      @Mattfromthepast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, and Shakespeare and The King James Bible don't even reflect how people spoke in the 1600s, that was just how things were written poetically for dramatic effect.
      Oh, and Richard the second was king in 1389, not Arthur.

    • @mattglover560
      @mattglover560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not canon

    • @dazeslays
      @dazeslays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i noticed this too! chris writes in fakeass early modern english, while the language spoken in the late 14th century was middle english, which is still recognizable as english but is definitely not what chris is speaking/writing

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King Arthur is a complicated subject

    • @Dubious_George
      @Dubious_George 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fosterbennington6405 Christine Chan is a complicated subject

  • @hermeschase4113
    @hermeschase4113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Shoutouts to GiBi for making these letters bearable (specially the first one)
    I swear to god, the first letter is one of the most difficult letters to read since Chris was put in jail, there's too much meat and so little substance, i lost my train of thought multiple times trying to pay atention listening to other youtubers reading them, it's not even even a case of "Chris is going crazy and the letter is too random lol" it's just a really bad letter with nothing important in it lol
    The other two letters where also kinda irrelevant but at least they where easier to keep track on, but anyways, thanks again GiBi for making them more concise and tolerable, it really helps that you read them prior making the video and knew where to pause and comment instead of going through them for the first time while commenting at the same time, it really helps :P

  • @auxomz
    @auxomz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    welp, janky's goal of last and greatest troll is being stolen from her as kenneth, eels and helena steal sonichu from chris. fitting.

    • @OathKeeperRiku07
      @OathKeeperRiku07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we shouldn't interact with them but i want to see how they take it from him.

    • @auxomz
      @auxomz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OathKeeperRiku07 I'm sure it will become a very public back an fourth, for better or worse

  • @lasagna4162
    @lasagna4162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    hes using "shalt" improperly half of the time. shalt is used for second person, shall is first person. He uses shalt for both first and second person and its driving me more nuts than the usage of the word in the first place.

    • @domeplsffs
      @domeplsffs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen. I'm not even a native speaker, and i drives me nuts

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Chris went full on, "This is a Christian comic series, keep it G rated please" despite one of the comics he wrote being about trolls getting tried in a kangaroo court then graphically executed lmao

  • @Kaz-qz2oq
    @Kaz-qz2oq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Thanks GiBi, a new dose of nonsense is just what I needed to get my birthday started right

  • @Caspariana
    @Caspariana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    if Chris ever gets out of jail, I really hope that no one lets him watch inside job.
    it would melt whatever is left of his brain

  • @DaisyOh
    @DaisyOh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I wish I could see CWC's tantrum when he reads that letter.

    • @gdawg614
      @gdawg614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah some here. He's totally gonna lose it.

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure we'll be getting another strongly-worded letter from him about that. Keep an eye on this channel for it.

    • @unverifiedpenguin
      @unverifiedpenguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here's a hint: CUURSE-YEEE-HAA-MEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @MisterMG101
      @MisterMG101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It will probably land him in Western State Hospital again.

  • @thebonefish
    @thebonefish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7 inches base to tip with a tailors tape measure or straight edge? Every inch matters with ear length.

    • @nickyaerobones
      @nickyaerobones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Metal builder's tape measures can be cold and sharp !

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris always drew Sonichu's ears proportionately accurate to that rule right? lol

  • @Catwithnunchucks
    @Catwithnunchucks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The only good thing i can say about chris chan is that he's a constant reminder that things could always be worse.

  • @rkirk
    @rkirk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As an amateur linguist, I find Chris's use of "ye all" especially grating.
    I know that it's supposed to be some sort of middle-English version of "y'all", but here's the thing: the pronoun "ye" was already an informal plural second-person pronoun, that is to say it was the middle English equivalent of "y'all" or "you guys". So when Chris writes "ye all", it sounds horribly redundant, akin to "all of you all" or "all of y'all's guys" or something equally ridiculous. I know it is perhaps his most minor of sins, but it still drives me bonkers.

  • @epicmaj8r
    @epicmaj8r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I can't wait to hear how livid Chris will be in his future letters once he gets the next letter from Kenneth. It's gonna be a riot

    • @l-Dismas
      @l-Dismas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He is going to break out off jail after having killed several guards. Keneth is a dead man

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@l-Dismas Nah. Chris couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. Just look at the video where he displays his fighting skills (or, more accurately, his complete lack of them).

    • @bongripskickflips8245
      @bongripskickflips8245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FuryanJedi13 it was a joke we are all well aware chris cant fight.

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bongripskickflips8245 I know. But just imagine if he actually tried to!

    • @DrakeKnight99
      @DrakeKnight99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@l-Dismas
      Kenneth Chan Sonichu is coming

  • @drunkserval7396
    @drunkserval7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If Chris gets released, we'll hear about it from him within an hour.
    Most likely he's being put in a home or a clinic.

  • @wittvonwitt4403
    @wittvonwitt4403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    So what are we going to do when this saga ends?

  • @SkootaBoota
    @SkootaBoota 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just one thing, Gibi. With those years, 1989, 2000, 2011, and well 2022, I'd say Chris is actually referring to the actual 11 year solar cycles. I didn't think Chris knew about them, but hay. Yeah, they're a thing.

  • @wolfclaw719
    @wolfclaw719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I swear the longer Chris writes the more it sounds lie AI generated script...
    shit maybe he really is the glitchy CPU of Commadore

  • @gheleonthedriven649
    @gheleonthedriven649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Damn after years of trolls threatening to steal Chris Chan IP and OC someone actually is going to do so

  • @johnbono2384
    @johnbono2384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    English in 1389 sounded very different from the Renaissance butchering Chris does. He might be able to muddle through Middle English with a Middle English dictionary, but I doubt it.

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The period Chris is trying to convey is preChaucer ffs. As a born North Eastern Brit I have trouble with pronunciation. Chris is conveying King James a few centuries out of kilter

  • @snb2ndchannel591
    @snb2ndchannel591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Someone else should remake the Sonichu comics but completely remove and write around Chris’ character like some other media does 😂

  • @Sixfootdig
    @Sixfootdig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I bet he immediately goes home and gets arrested again within a month if he ever gets released

    • @kaineandrews3790
      @kaineandrews3790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d be taking a heavy under on that. I doubt they make it a week.

    • @MisterMG101
      @MisterMG101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaineandrews3790 Not likely goin to happen, but I hope it does.

  • @mysteryminx2619
    @mysteryminx2619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Again, I just really love your take on these, and I joined up during the Golden Age, bailed during the breech and lurk these days. And ended up make some great friends, many IRL, But what I really love about you wading into this current mess -- because I couldn't get through it -- Is the solemn, serious tone you gave this read, as though I was happily confused at church (which was most of the time). Your deciphering, dedication, recitation and most of all your hilarious asides just make it. Thank you.

  • @slayerking88
    @slayerking88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
    I cannot wait to see the letter sends back as a reply to getting kicked out of Sonichu.

  • @veiddimaddur8354
    @veiddimaddur8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the idea of the COs having to read his letters to check for coded information.
    Absolute rot

    • @MisterMG101
      @MisterMG101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They would be like "Screw it... Here's your letter, weirdo. "

  • @mightymulatto3000
    @mightymulatto3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He's using the Royal We.

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chris wants the voice actor for ben 10 to voice bubbles and wants to make an issue of sonichu about transformers. I never knew Christory could get this EPIC.

  • @Jolis_Parsec
    @Jolis_Parsec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude is the personification of the “Have I ever told you the definition of insanity” quote from Far Cry 3, as no matter what anybody tries to do to try and help him, he still manages to dig an even deeper hole for himself. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Doomstacked_peasant
    @Doomstacked_peasant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    QUESTIONS; does anyone know how the pokemon go era, effected chris? Did that do anything to further his delusion about comic characters being real?

  • @shineisland7447
    @shineisland7447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only clicked to tell you how much your title made me laugh. ❤

  • @ToaOfFusion
    @ToaOfFusion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Just when you thought Chris grew past the homophobia, this letter happened

    • @danddoty3981
      @danddoty3981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember how Chris was turned on when the Cops searched him when got arrested. If Chris goes to prison still dressed up like a Woman, he's going to find out what real Homophobia is every night after lights out.

    • @Chronoic
      @Chronoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris was never past his Homophobia, he is a drifter. He wanted people to accept him and so he played along. He was never going okay with gays or trans born male.

    • @opadrip
      @opadrip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He never did. Much like the rest of society, he kept quiet about it until he had enough.

  • @green2666
    @green2666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'd never thought I'd hear gibi say "base to tip"

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did Gibi go a bit crimson at that point 😆

  • @googleisevil8958
    @googleisevil8958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this is like months later but... does anyone realize just ironic it is that Chris things Tara Strong should voice his character Bubbles... when she is probably most well known for roles as another Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls.

  • @0ne0nlyLarry
    @0ne0nlyLarry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:03 wait why would they need voice actors if they are real? This guys logic is just non existent :/

  • @BryantheArchivist
    @BryantheArchivist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    It is still so incredulous Chris thinks anyone genuinely likes Sonichu and aren't making fun of him. He's so numb to knowing their entire life is a joke to the farms; it's all he has.

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To realise this, one would need self awareness and a basic level of intelligence.
      Chris has neither of these.

    • @MurrmorMeerkat
      @MurrmorMeerkat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you would be suprised my roomates brother has a liquid chris drawing and banner on his discord he made himself not exactly chris but so damn cringe.

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FuryanJedi13 as he ia a man born autistic with parents who spoiled, sheltered and let him do stupid stuff on the internet, truly his life and existence is a tragedy that would be interesting to be told in theaters, plays and maybe he can get his own Netflix movie

    • @MisterMG101
      @MisterMG101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All the more reason to rip than and his delusions away. He would go (even more) insane.

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MisterMG101 is killing chris an act of mercy at this point? He is too delusional and insane to live, and nobody wants to help him anymore because of what he did to his mother

  • @Malston1491
    @Malston1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My brain short-circuited when hearing Naitsirhc's origin story. 😵‍💫Damn near killed me once I heard the words "Gotham City" and realizing Chris ripped off Batman. 😭😭

  • @fudgenugget8875
    @fudgenugget8875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:29
    "7 inches long from base to tip"
    Very phallic.

  • @Spooky1stRB
    @Spooky1stRB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dunno if anyone caught this, C-197 is a direct reference to Rick and Morty. The Rick the show follows is C-197 and their universe or whatever it’s called is also identified in the same way. C- bunch o numbers. Truly not a single original thought.

    • @gdawg614
      @gdawg614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nothing Chris has done is original.

  • @MrRafaelq
    @MrRafaelq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What I personally find most interesting is that given how transparent Chris is whith the source material he "is inspired by" (aka copies from) in terms of themes and writing mannerisms, it is absolutely clear just how much Chris has been reading at least some version of the Bible; most likely KJV. The speech is a clear emulation of the Bible, just through the lens of someone with no understanding of why it was written that way; it sounds fancy and erudite therefore Chris must speak like that to prove he is not crazy.
    The whole "I am Jesus reborn" shtick makes much more sense now. If Chris truly believes he is some kind of god-like being, why hasn't he claimd the Messiah title before ? Because he wasn't reading the Bible and knew the absolute bare minimum of Jesus; he related much more to magical anime goddesses because that was the source material he was taking inspiration from to further his delusions of grandeur and to convince himself he wasn't just a horrible person with bad influences. Now that he reads the Bible (at least some parts of it), his mind warps the prophetic nature of Jesus' birth and role as a saviour, alongside his suffering, to fit his own life story. He already believes he is unjustly suffering (not just facing consequences of bad actions) and his whole being is special (because he is a massive egomaniac) so the "logical" conclusion is that he is the modern day Jesus.
    TL;DR: Chris is still emulating things he sees/reads just like a child. The problem is he's no longer one.

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should watch death note, I want the Chris Yagami saga

  • @Yukkutastic
    @Yukkutastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tara Strong also voiced Clara and Toot from Drawn Together.

    • @Marta_OuO
      @Marta_OuO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord, i remember that weird ass show. Not the best thing to discover as a kid lmao

  • @jadestrider2660
    @jadestrider2660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GiBi, I shamefully bought a Chris Chan jail art from the praetors, and it arrived today

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tsk

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes you just as bad as Chris! 🤭

  • @causaul_clown7085
    @causaul_clown7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Really hope Chris gets out sp we can see the homeless saga

  • @snailsth102
    @snailsth102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Stop!” -Barb Chandler 2020

    • @Chronoic
      @Chronoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I should of use that condom" - Bob in the after life.

  • @sablelioness
    @sablelioness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can't say I see Sonichu existing for long without Chris' involvement.
    Don't get me wrong. Chris doesn't deserve any admiration. He's no "servant" by any means, and his continued insistence that he's Jesus just sickens me (though not as much as what he did to Barb, nor that he wants to kick her out of her own home).
    That being said - Sonichu just doesn't have any weight to it without Chris' influence. You might as well do a comic series about Coldsteel the Hedgehog. =P
    For better or worse, Chris made the series what it is. Turning it into a quality product kind of takes away from what people remember about it in the first place.
    I definitely understand not wanting Chris to profit or gain any positive attention after what he did... but at that point, it's probably best to just let it go. Let Sonichu die with every other Sonic OC lingering on the internet. It's not like we're missing out on anything.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dillin Thomas tried to do Sonichu over and look how that turned out...

  • @Samstrainsofficially
    @Samstrainsofficially 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So you know the grand jury being delayed could be a sign the grand jury has moved from a regular one to a special one to allow them to look at the larger picture around chris. I.e. look into bellas actions and possibly more.
    Naturally being secret we don't know why they didn't make a choice to go for indictment or drop the case based on a first look at what evidence they have now but don't be too shocked if something along the lines of a broader investigation is on the cards because looking at it there is a heap of other things here that could be criminal in nature perpetrated by many people other than chris if we go through the whole history of his b.s.
    Personally I'd not be writing to him, you could be helping build a case against yourself particularly if he is decided to be someone vulnerable and you're say... pretending to be going into producing an animated series with him only to mess with him.
    The ultimate comedy of the tables being turned and it being the people writing chris who have no idea how dumb they're being all while the evidence piles up. Would certainly explain why he still replies, his lawyer may well be using this to get chris a lesser sentence or get him off all while essentially making chris part of a process that goes after the worst of the trolls.
    Be careful... you might be making a real chris of yourself.

    • @livingcorpse5664
      @livingcorpse5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, I would love if they went after his harassers. They're just as deranged as he is just in a different way, and worst they're more competent in being a danger to society and getting away with it. Make no mistake, Chris needs to be institutionalized. Doesn't mean the assholes who ruined his life before he ruined it further should get to walk free. This isn't a one or the other thing. Both need to be locked away for our safety. There is no good guy in this story, just varying levels of awful people.

    • @NeloBladeOfRanni
      @NeloBladeOfRanni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@livingcorpse5664 agreed 100% even if you put Chris in jail or a institution unless you go after the trolls something like this will just happen again

    • @Samstrainsofficially
      @Samstrainsofficially 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NeloBladeOfRanni it'll happen again regardless new lolcow new troll combo. However it is important to ensure that in this case the people with criminal responsibility for certain actions are ALL held to account not just chris because chris is the one people reported for the lulz of seeing him in jail.
      TH-cam could also do a great service by demonetizing any chris related content. If you're making money from reposting stuff about him you're part of the extended problem. Remove that incentive to keep the bit going
      People also gotta be real careful at this point as the case is being held in private. Put info out now, however you got it, and you may held in contempt.

    • @NeloBladeOfRanni
      @NeloBladeOfRanni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Samstrainsofficially agreed there. Imo social media in general needs to start taking trolls way more seriously

    • @Samstrainsofficially
      @Samstrainsofficially 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeloBladeOfRanni technologically limited in possibility but certainly could be improved on.
      This is the bit where it becomes a little more interesting if they do decide to go after other actors involved in this over their conduct. Its law enforcement after them not just one company or two companies trying to keep someone off their network. Lots more chance of revealing who's who, out of the people who bothered to hide their identities in all of this which lets face it quite a few didn't even bother to try doing which is sort of hilarious if the broader narrative around chris changes to be one of overall sympathy they are going to end up being outcasts for their actions.

  • @dafungazzzz4573
    @dafungazzzz4573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s hard to feel remorse; he’s been evading reality for so long, once it finally reached him, he will be feeling every last bit of it.

  • @aSinisterKiid
    @aSinisterKiid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so funny how he attempts to write in Ye Olden English to sound more sophisticated but he has no idea how to implement it properly the way they actually used to write with it.

  • @Chronoic
    @Chronoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When Chris reads that letter, he probably freaked out a bit, scream out loud and Curse Ye Ha Me Ha out the window multiple time towards Kenneth, Eels, Helena and Caden. Then, he probably calm down and do what he always do, figure he will just recon Kenneth, Eels, Helena and Caden. That he knew they were going to steal Sonichu from him, so he stopped them and never agree with them to use Sonichu.

  • @Wifgargfhaurh
    @Wifgargfhaurh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I met Tara Strong at comic con last year. She did Timmy Turner's voice for me and my friends it was awesome

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was lucky enough to meet William Shatner at a comic expo that my cousin took me too about fifteen years ago, when he asked me what show I knew him from and I told him "Rescue 911" he got the biggest smile on his face and said "thank you, you've made my day" and offered to take a picture with me and my cousin free of charge, which we of course took him up on.

  • @channahwilson7658
    @channahwilson7658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything, everywhere, all at once. Bros mind is shattered 😂😂 love the updates

  • @Theyeti17
    @Theyeti17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that he believes he’s going back to the Sonichu Temple (his house) is laughable. He won’t be allowed around Barb.

  • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
    @Jogjosmowwdkfs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I knew Chris would find a way to drag Tara Strong into this

  • @AurianWarriorOfDarkness
    @AurianWarriorOfDarkness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could be wrong but Shred could be (Shiny Red) "Shred" but idk chris logic so it could be something else entirely

  • @clonegeek3317
    @clonegeek3317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Chris is going to end up sueing Kennth for the ownership of Sonichu

    • @Chronoic
      @Chronoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kenneth on the phone with Chris, while hes in prison "Good luck"

    • @gdawg614
      @gdawg614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol Chris couldn't afford a lawsuit.

  • @Viridian-6
    @Viridian-6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really hate how he thinks '1600's' English is just today English, but with ye, art, thou and shalt. With each letter, I am more and more blown away with how little chris actually knows about the real world.

    • @kaineandrews3790
      @kaineandrews3790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They get all their ideas from mid-90s gaming (and I do mean ALL.) That includes the assumption that Old or Middle English sound like Woolsey SNES Final Fantasy knockoff translations.

  • @Elite20001
    @Elite20001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine if a hacker put all of Chris's characters on Pokemon Go with the weakest value and stats... As well as Nitendo banning him from purchasing/owning their products....

  • @Moonie95
    @Moonie95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His voice sounds a lot like the dude from ‘Down The Rabbit Hole’.

  • @SumoOrange1776
    @SumoOrange1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I feel like if Bob Chan was around he'd take Chris's side and blame Mike of the game place

  • @patigelstarberry4302
    @patigelstarberry4302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This channel is as detail oriented on chris chan lore as a 40k lore channel

  • @alyssajakielek687
    @alyssajakielek687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I should not have made this the first video I saw today..... I was not ready

  • @sparkleygrapes
    @sparkleygrapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder if he can get 500 sheets of paper for $5 in jail

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    is Chris in a men's or women's prison? I've never found out nor seen it mentioned. What are his fellow inmates like, what is his interaction with people IN the jail like? I wanna know about THAT, can someone get themselves arrested for something minor, a low misdemeanor, in Virginia to get locked up w Chris just for a couple days to give us a report?

    • @RebelWvlf
      @RebelWvlf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is in male prison, which tbh it's for the best. He himself has stated that he "transitioned" (using binaural beats, eating soy and other, actually very graphic method I don't wanna mention here because Susan) just to get close to women. And judge smelled Chris' BS and sent him to male prison.

  • @krustysplatoon
    @krustysplatoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am honestly so happy that chrischan isn't a danganronpa fan.

  • @LordBathtub
    @LordBathtub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally caught up to Geno Samuels doc and I need more of Chris Crack

  • @GrimgoreIronhide
    @GrimgoreIronhide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No, NO! Leave Arthurian lore alone Chris! This is the straw that broke the camels back, Arthur is safe in Avalon trying to recover his wounds, the last thing he needs is Chris pestering him.

  • @KabukiPopInk
    @KabukiPopInk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think ShRed is supposed to shiney red, because Chris wants people to know the shiney magikarp makes a shiney Garados. That's my guess anyway. I don't want to respond to the rest of the letter.

  • @connorosullivan3500
    @connorosullivan3500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my head hurts so much now i can't remember my own name

  • @DodgyDaveGTX
    @DodgyDaveGTX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that he now says "ye all" instead of "y'all"

  • @FuryanJedi13
    @FuryanJedi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Regarding 7:34 to 7:57:
    I think Chris wrote it that way because, in his mind, the Dimensional Merge is now complete, and thus he has to point out the half which (supposedly) used to be C-197.
    Naturally, he is in for a rude awakening when he gets out. Though, given his severely stunted mindset, he will come up with some ridiculous excuse or whatever.

  • @kobalto1740
    @kobalto1740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chris Chan got expell from his own cult

  • @phosspatharios9680
    @phosspatharios9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At this point, I'm so numb to Chris' antics, my reaction to this is "Eh, seems like something Chris would say"

  • @chessboard4367
    @chessboard4367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chris has been in jail for over a year but still remembers what teenage bubbles sounds like from a single twenty year old episode of power puff girls