Help There's A Spaniel's Ear In The Pool
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ต.ค. 2023
- After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find out they have some very different opinions on Earl Grey tea, European holiday destinations and whether or not William uses too many innuendos. There’s also the not-so-small task of helping you with your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to dress colourfully at a funeral, biscuit etiquette, and how to tell your nan her tit is hanging out.
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These go so quickly, I could listen to this podcast for hours!
Me too 😂
Hello Jordan,
it’s not a good idea giving cats milk because they are lactose intolerant. It will give them a very upset stomach. Please don’t feel bad as you didn’t know and was just trying to give him a treat. Plus the last thing you need is poorly cat and a vet bill. Feed him water and cat food. My two are on PURINA ONE adult chicken & whole grains dry food. Hope this helps! Chloe x
Thank you for posting this. I thought exactly the same thing.
I was thinking the same while listening, I was shouting NOOOOO lol
Churu makes an excellent treat if you want to give them something special. There is specialty cat milk but it’s pretty pricey and generally only used for very young kittens in lieu of their mother’s milk.
longest 24hrs of my life swear down
William was on fire 😂 Always laughing out loud listening to these two ❤️
As an Australian, I had no idea a drongo was a bird as well as being slang for idiot. This podcast is so edumacational.
Kevin sounds like a calico, not a tortoiseshell :)
Going out on a limb here to slightly correct William. Earl Grey tea is flavoured with oil of bergamot which gives it its distinctive taste, it isn’t just tea.
Agree Jordan I’m not a morning person either 😴
Hi! Love the podcast and I just wanted to say that Kevin is most likely a calico girl based off of her color description. Calico (white based color pattern) and tortoiseshell (black based color pattern) cats are 99.9% female because those colorings are due to having XX chromosomes. 😊
Another fun little fact if you’d like it: That technically means that all male calico or tortoiseshell cats are intersex because they have XXY chromosomes.
Omg just came across your chanel i am obsessed and howling with laughter.. now binge watchigyou guys ❤
Who else came after the audio version just to find out what the bleeped out question was?
What did he say?
What did he say?
@@charliebaker5499 Did you still believe in Father Christmas?
I'm an Aussie... a drongo is calling someone a fool or idiot.
It's not used all that often in the cities, more something you would come across moving further into country
13:27 As a Devonshire lass it definitely matters lol 😂 and it’s cream first as a replacement for the butter because you wouldn’t put jam on toast first and then butter cos that’s ridiculous so it’s cream then jam (just to feed into the stereotypes 😂)
Hi William, Jordan & EPB. I have to say couldn't agree more F&M's Toffolossus biscuits are absolutely delicious, and are definitely a firm favourite of mine (Possibly the best in the range). I like Jordan, (regrettably) finished off nearly a tin many times, mainly during lockdown. I was ordering all my usual items from them, via the website for home delivery, in bulk quantities! This added significantly to my waistline at the time. Their fabulous products & beautiful packaging, do make great gifts. However I must say, very few ever get to be given out as gifts to friends/family, as they are always being opened! 😂 Their teas, coffees, preserves & jams, confectionery, also are a favourite again make wonderful gifts. They are items people (Excluding William & I, it sounds like 😂) would ordinarily buy for themselves, and i find the people i give them to so appreciate it. Thanks for your wonderful Podcasts. I can't wait for your book, which I pre-ordered to arrive, very shortly! Sending love to you both and EPB! ❤😂❤😂❤ P.S. NO before it's asked, I am NOT sponsored, or get paid for promoting Fortnum & Mason 😂 Just a huge fan of their products for 20+ years! 🇬🇧❤️🇬🇧
I had to Google the Biscuits 😆
@@suzi-c That's what Google is for 😁
Love this sooooo much!
Great show.
Keep in mind that some people (myself included) really enjoy giving gifts. It’s so fun to put together the package and decorate everything, find a great card, etc. people WANT to give presents - it’s not an obligation or a burden
As an Italian G&Diva I'm glad William had a lovely time in Venice! I hope Jordan will visit Italy one day as well! I can definitely see him having a Spritz with italian-style picky bits somehwere in Milan haha
Any fellow Italian G&Divas here?
Cream / Jam wise I prefer cheese scone then I don’t have to worry about it 😂
Wouldn’t say no to Jordan with a box of milk tray 😉
nor a pizza box, iykwim 😉😉
@@WhateverOwO 😁😁
You guys are so funny. Been watching now for a few months. Best thing on youtube to wake up too one of your videos.
Would love producer bens laugh as a notification tone, always makes me laugh hearing his in the background
I bloody love these guys I wish they were my friends 😢
I love those biscuits! They're almost not biscuits because the biscuit element is less than half of their content.
new listener here, just a quick one, i absolutely adore both of you.....
jordan, please put out water for the cat or kitten milk as cats are lactose intolerant
Earl grey and milk, is a drink usually called London fog. I’m surprised William didn’t know, it’s quite popular you often get people asking for it in place like Starbucks.
That is not all there is to a London fog, although it’s amusing that you’re holding up Starbucks as an example of how Earl Grey should be drunk 😅
We wore purple at my grandma’s funeral, but that was because it was her favourite colour. The ladies wore something smart, and the men wore suits with a purple tie.
I have butter on my. Sometimes with jam.
Love you 2! Just found you and give me a laugh 😂
I bet they are lush but £22 for biscuits is a bit much. If I won the lottery tomorrow,I couldn't pay that for biscuits.I got peed off when Tesco custard creams went from 35p to 50p a packet 😂😂😂
God I love you both xx
Jordan hands down is lovely in a turtleneck 😍
William, on whether the kid knew what the "sonic screwdriver" was: Who knows? I hope not in year 7.
Me, mum of a year 7 boy: Oh, my sweet summer child...
Over here we just make eye contact with the guy and say "XYZ." Do you guys not have something like that? XYZ: Check Your Zipper.
Jordan should do ASMR 😅😊❤
I dont eat cream so always have butter on my scone. Its delish.
Madame and Weiland flowers have a bit on “your tits out” it was so funny
Cream then jam. Cream is like the butter on jam and toast.
Only way is jam then cream! The vast majority of clotted cream is Cornish so needs to be the Cornish way
"Probably " 😂😂 ❤
I'd take Jordan over the milk tray guy any day!
I work for a certain airline, here in the UK, and we got some of the onboard Afternoon Tea as our crew meal which naturally came with scones, cream and jam. I did, as I always do, the same as William with the one half of each scone Devonian style and the other Cornish. This caused a huge debacle with my colleagues to which I just sat and watched as they thrashed it out between themselves… in the end I just had to say “it’s not that deep. It’s a scone. Just eat it how you like and be quiet” 🤦🏻♂️
Cannoli is not filled with cream tho !! Surprised W doesn't know!
I’m a bit late to the party but I’m so glad you toasted Clays as I live in Bungay where Clays is.
Small claim to fame.
Now I want a scone. Thanks
Cheers for the shout out @
Clays Bungay
Ady
After i had been to the loo one night i walked the full length of the club with my dress tucked in my knickers i found out when i went to straighten my dress to sit down xx
They should do a bit of am I the asshole on a weekend release
Most podcast just cover the same reddit posts but sexted could use fan submitted questions
William would have three, old crones at his funeral to sing lamentations for him.
Bloody hell, Jordan seemed right grumpy this episode!
But Surgeons-General is hyphenated, like Attorneys-General... I think you should have written Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother. Off to the Tower of London you go! 😁
When I used to work at a hotel reception, if I saw a chap whose collar was not correct, or whose fly was undone I would discreetly let them know, telling them I am sure they would not have wanted to turn up for a meeting like that. For the funeral attire dilemma, many years ago, sadly a colleague lost his life at a young age. He was a huge fan of Formula 1, particularly Ferrari, and had once spray dyed his hair red because they had won. When talking amongst ourselves about his funeral, I had the idea that his colleagues should also spray their hair red for the occasion, as a nod to him, which we agreed upon. When the day came, I was the only one who had, and I felt quite awkward. Despite this, thankfully his mum appreciated why I had done this, and thanked me for the gesture.
"I see England; I see France….”
@@tarquincummerbund6997 the sad and sudden passing and subsequent funeral of the colleague was many years ago, when I was still living in the UK. I have now lived in France for over 20 years.
Could have been Dads, screwdriver!
Australia 🇦🇺 doesn’t smell rank in Summer 🌞
😂 my scone preference - no jam at all! Grim
No, I have a great “jelly Willy” story!
A tortoise shell cat is always female. Sorry Jordan, it needs a girl's name 😂🐱
My daughter has a tortoiseshell named Lionel. He’s a boy 🤔🐨🐨🦘
@@florence2095 wow, I've never heard of that. Very unusual. All of the literature says tortoise shells are female.
Kevin in the movie Up is also a girl and they didn’t change her name.
@@nolaquev pity I can’t send you a photo of Lionel 🥲
Oh dear Jordan....tortoiseshell cats are always female ..... Kevin??😮
Im from devon and ive got to have jam first!!
She gets too hungry at 8.
If Kevin is calico- he’s female.
I ordered some biscuits and they great although pricey, how many others indulged after being tempted by William?
They need mirium as a guest on here.
William, that makes senses. I’m more savory and like it jam with cream on top. Butter 🤮🐨🐨🦘
Who else came here just to see if the Spaniel was okay
Correct ✅ Drongo is Australian 😂Jordan used it in the right context. You bloody Drongo or what a Drongo 🐨🐨🦘
Can I be really controversial and say that the best way to eat scones is with jam and no cream at all? 😆
HERESY!
Sorry Kevin is a Kath x
Dear William,
I am sorry to tell you, that your pronunciation of Gnocchi is incorrect, as is the form of the word Cannoli in sour sentence. It is, of course, the plural, the singular is Cannolo. On your etiquette channel, you once talked about the difference between the Italian singular and plural form of the word Panino and Panini. Thank you for your kind words about Venice, the place where I live. Cordialmente, Oliver
Keep it real …Mr. N ….👏 ….😎
I put jam on a scone first
Kevin the Cat is female, tortoise shell cats are always female
Kevin is definitely a girl 😂 Calicos are all girls, the color pattern is genetically linked
Its The Doctor not doctor who....
oh no… the shocked face clickbait thumbnails have begun 😢😢😢😢
Jordan’s thought processes remind me of my own. This is not necessarily a good thing and I’d not recommend them… 😣🤓😜