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  • @kathraw
    @kathraw ปีที่แล้ว +30

    These go so quickly, I could listen to this podcast for hours!

  • @201265642
    @201265642 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    William was on fire 😂 Always laughing out loud listening to these two ❤️

  • @stuartcourtney6517
    @stuartcourtney6517 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As an Australian, I had no idea a drongo was a bird as well as being slang for idiot. This podcast is so edumacational.

  • @rheaalisticc
    @rheaalisticc ปีที่แล้ว +10

    longest 24hrs of my life swear down

  • @lisarowel399
    @lisarowel399 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg just came across your chanel i am obsessed and howling with laughter.. now binge watchigyou guys ❤

  • @Geordie_Chloe_
    @Geordie_Chloe_ ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hello Jordan,
    it’s not a good idea giving cats milk because they are lactose intolerant. It will give them a very upset stomach. Please don’t feel bad as you didn’t know and was just trying to give him a treat. Plus the last thing you need is poorly cat and a vet bill. Feed him water and cat food. My two are on PURINA ONE adult chicken & whole grains dry food. Hope this helps! Chloe x

    • @LeFouGallois
      @LeFouGallois ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for posting this. I thought exactly the same thing.

    • @suzi-c
      @suzi-c ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same while listening, I was shouting NOOOOO lol

    • @grsmith38
      @grsmith38 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Churu makes an excellent treat if you want to give them something special. There is specialty cat milk but it’s pretty pricey and generally only used for very young kittens in lieu of their mother’s milk.

  • @Richard.Charles.S
    @Richard.Charles.S ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi William, Jordan & EPB. I have to say couldn't agree more F&M's Toffolossus biscuits are absolutely delicious, and are definitely a firm favourite of mine (Possibly the best in the range). I like Jordan, (regrettably) finished off nearly a tin many times, mainly during lockdown. I was ordering all my usual items from them, via the website for home delivery, in bulk quantities! This added significantly to my waistline at the time. Their fabulous products & beautiful packaging, do make great gifts. However I must say, very few ever get to be given out as gifts to friends/family, as they are always being opened! 😂 Their teas, coffees, preserves & jams, confectionery, also are a favourite again make wonderful gifts. They are items people (Excluding William & I, it sounds like 😂) would ordinarily buy for themselves, and i find the people i give them to so appreciate it. Thanks for your wonderful Podcasts. I can't wait for your book, which I pre-ordered to arrive, very shortly! Sending love to you both and EPB! ❤😂❤😂❤ P.S. NO before it's asked, I am NOT sponsored, or get paid for promoting Fortnum & Mason 😂 Just a huge fan of their products for 20+ years! 🇬🇧❤️🇬🇧

    • @suzi-c
      @suzi-c ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to Google the Biscuits 😆

    • @Richard.Charles.S
      @Richard.Charles.S ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suzi-c That's what Google is for 😁

  • @mariekeating1552
    @mariekeating1552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Agree Jordan I’m not a morning person either 😴

  • @Rosepaku
    @Rosepaku ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:27 As a Devonshire lass it definitely matters lol 😂 and it’s cream first as a replacement for the butter because you wouldn’t put jam on toast first and then butter cos that’s ridiculous so it’s cream then jam (just to feed into the stereotypes 😂)

  • @heatherquinsee
    @heatherquinsee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jordon, you are so funny you make my day😅😅

  • @asedition8847
    @asedition8847 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love this sooooo much!

  • @Qween_EJ
    @Qween_EJ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm an Aussie... a drongo is calling someone a fool or idiot.
    It's not used all that often in the cities, more something you would come across moving further into country

  • @Jo10371
    @Jo10371 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wouldn’t say no to Jordan with a box of milk tray 😉

    • @WhateverOwO
      @WhateverOwO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nor a pizza box, iykwim 😉😉

    • @Jo10371
      @Jo10371 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WhateverOwO 😁😁

  • @annsmith2118
    @annsmith2118 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have butter on my. Sometimes with jam.
    Love you 2! Just found you and give me a laugh 😂

  • @sineadsmyth5691
    @sineadsmyth5691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great show.

  • @daz73951
    @daz73951 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are so funny. Been watching now for a few months. Best thing on youtube to wake up too one of your videos.
    Would love producer bens laugh as a notification tone, always makes me laugh hearing his in the background

  • @alicejeffords3143
    @alicejeffords3143 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi! Love the podcast and I just wanted to say that Kevin is most likely a calico girl based off of her color description. Calico (white based color pattern) and tortoiseshell (black based color pattern) cats are 99.9% female because those colorings are due to having XX chromosomes. 😊
    Another fun little fact if you’d like it: That technically means that all male calico or tortoiseshell cats are intersex because they have XXY chromosomes.

  • @grsmith38
    @grsmith38 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Keep in mind that some people (myself included) really enjoy giving gifts. It’s so fun to put together the package and decorate everything, find a great card, etc. people WANT to give presents - it’s not an obligation or a burden

  • @natashahopwood4390
    @natashahopwood4390 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    new listener here, just a quick one, i absolutely adore both of you.....
    jordan, please put out water for the cat or kitten milk as cats are lactose intolerant

  • @alessia.807
    @alessia.807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an Italian G&Diva I'm glad William had a lovely time in Venice! I hope Jordan will visit Italy one day as well! I can definitely see him having a Spritz with italian-style picky bits somehwere in Milan haha
    Any fellow Italian G&Divas here?

  • @tobykerins7905
    @tobykerins7905 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cream / Jam wise I prefer cheese scone then I don’t have to worry about it 😂

  • @WhiskersInc
    @WhiskersInc ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin sounds like a calico, not a tortoiseshell :)

  • @agadoin
    @agadoin ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Going out on a limb here to slightly correct William. Earl Grey tea is flavoured with oil of bergamot which gives it its distinctive taste, it isn’t just tea.

  • @ThatDazzaBear
    @ThatDazzaBear 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I work for a certain airline, here in the UK, and we got some of the onboard Afternoon Tea as our crew meal which naturally came with scones, cream and jam. I did, as I always do, the same as William with the one half of each scone Devonian style and the other Cornish. This caused a huge debacle with my colleagues to which I just sat and watched as they thrashed it out between themselves… in the end I just had to say “it’s not that deep. It’s a scone. Just eat it how you like and be quiet” 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @TerribleTooz
    @TerribleTooz ปีที่แล้ว

    William, on whether the kid knew what the "sonic screwdriver" was: Who knows? I hope not in year 7.
    Me, mum of a year 7 boy: Oh, my sweet summer child...

  • @J1mmyMack
    @J1mmyMack ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love those biscuits! They're almost not biscuits because the biscuit element is less than half of their content.

  • @johnbartlett9747
    @johnbartlett9747 ปีที่แล้ว

    I ordered some biscuits and they great although pricey, how many others indulged after being tempted by William?

  • @helenobrien5144
    @helenobrien5144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We wore purple at my grandma’s funeral, but that was because it was her favourite colour. The ladies wore something smart, and the men wore suits with a purple tie.

  • @adriangrace1111
    @adriangrace1111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I love you both xx

  • @chelseahargrave7315
    @chelseahargrave7315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Earl grey and milk, is a drink usually called London fog. I’m surprised William didn’t know, it’s quite popular you often get people asking for it in place like Starbucks.

    • @heatherduke7703
      @heatherduke7703 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is not all there is to a London fog, although it’s amusing that you’re holding up Starbucks as an example of how Earl Grey should be drunk 😅

  • @jkbff
    @jkbff ปีที่แล้ว

    Over here we just make eye contact with the guy and say "XYZ." Do you guys not have something like that? XYZ: Check Your Zipper.

  • @karenritchie4326
    @karenritchie4326 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I bloody love these guys I wish they were my friends 😢

  • @CarmenFernandez-xr4fv
    @CarmenFernandez-xr4fv ปีที่แล้ว

    Jordan hands down is lovely in a turtleneck 😍

  • @bobcatnm
    @bobcatnm ปีที่แล้ว

    Madame and Weiland flowers have a bit on “your tits out” it was so funny

  • @nocomment4642
    @nocomment4642 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I bet they are lush but £22 for biscuits is a bit much. If I won the lottery tomorrow,I couldn't pay that for biscuits.I got peed off when Tesco custard creams went from 35p to 50p a packet 😂😂😂

  • @LeFouGallois
    @LeFouGallois ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I used to work at a hotel reception, if I saw a chap whose collar was not correct, or whose fly was undone I would discreetly let them know, telling them I am sure they would not have wanted to turn up for a meeting like that. For the funeral attire dilemma, many years ago, sadly a colleague lost his life at a young age. He was a huge fan of Formula 1, particularly Ferrari, and had once spray dyed his hair red because they had won. When talking amongst ourselves about his funeral, I had the idea that his colleagues should also spray their hair red for the occasion, as a nod to him, which we agreed upon. When the day came, I was the only one who had, and I felt quite awkward. Despite this, thankfully his mum appreciated why I had done this, and thanked me for the gesture.

    • @tarquincummerbund6997
      @tarquincummerbund6997 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I see England; I see France….”

    • @LeFouGallois
      @LeFouGallois ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tarquincummerbund6997 the sad and sudden passing and subsequent funeral of the colleague was many years ago, when I was still living in the UK. I have now lived in France for over 20 years.

  • @DavidWW1991
    @DavidWW1991 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cream then jam. Cream is like the butter on jam and toast.

    • @cornishcalves9216
      @cornishcalves9216 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only way is jam then cream! The vast majority of clotted cream is Cornish so needs to be the Cornish way

  • @tarquincummerbund6997
    @tarquincummerbund6997 ปีที่แล้ว

    William would have three, old crones at his funeral to sing lamentations for him.

  • @paulineoxley-vh5ww
    @paulineoxley-vh5ww ปีที่แล้ว

    After i had been to the loo one night i walked the full length of the club with my dress tucked in my knickers i found out when i went to straighten my dress to sit down xx

  • @f1since08
    @f1since08 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Who else came after the audio version just to find out what the bleeped out question was?

    • @lolaj8624
      @lolaj8624 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did he say?

    • @charliebaker5499
      @charliebaker5499 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did he say?

    • @f1since08
      @f1since08 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@charliebaker5499 Did you still believe in Father Christmas?

  • @juliemcewan6580
    @juliemcewan6580 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Probably " 😂😂 ❤

  • @Lara-or5qy
    @Lara-or5qy ปีที่แล้ว

    Cannoli is not filled with cream tho !! Surprised W doesn't know!

  • @Tiana-cm2qx
    @Tiana-cm2qx ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I want a scone. Thanks

  • @carmelolopez5256
    @carmelolopez5256 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jordan should do ASMR 😅😊❤

  • @graceygal2664
    @graceygal2664 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They should do a bit of am I the asshole on a weekend release
    Most podcast just cover the same reddit posts but sexted could use fan submitted questions

  • @annsmith2118
    @annsmith2118 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I dont eat cream so always have butter on my scone. Its delish.

  • @francinemurphy1741
    @francinemurphy1741 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m a bit late to the party but I’m so glad you toasted Clays as I live in Bungay where Clays is.
    Small claim to fame.

  • @Zoe_WingingLife
    @Zoe_WingingLife ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 my scone preference - no jam at all! Grim

  • @stuartcourtney6517
    @stuartcourtney6517 ปีที่แล้ว

    But Surgeons-General is hyphenated, like Attorneys-General... I think you should have written Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother. Off to the Tower of London you go! 😁

  • @ady3451
    @ady3451 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheers for the shout out @
    Clays Bungay
    Ady

  • @helenobrien5144
    @helenobrien5144 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, I have a great “jelly Willy” story!

  • @ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings
    @ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else came here just to see if the Spaniel was okay

  • @BeekeeperShrewsbury
    @BeekeeperShrewsbury ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh dear Jordan....tortoiseshell cats are always female ..... Kevin??😮

  • @zoecrocker9176
    @zoecrocker9176 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im from devon and ive got to have jam first!!

  • @florence2095
    @florence2095 ปีที่แล้ว

    Australia 🇦🇺 doesn’t smell rank in Summer 🌞

  • @bear6845
    @bear6845 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could have been Dads, screwdriver!

  • @Qween_EJ
    @Qween_EJ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd take Jordan over the milk tray guy any day!

  • @lad1981uk
    @lad1981uk ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I be really controversial and say that the best way to eat scones is with jam and no cream at all? 😆

    • @91YEHNAH
      @91YEHNAH ปีที่แล้ว

      HERESY!

  • @OliverKnick
    @OliverKnick ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear William,
    I am sorry to tell you, that your pronunciation of Gnocchi is incorrect, as is the form of the word Cannoli in sour sentence. It is, of course, the plural, the singular is Cannolo. On your etiquette channel, you once talked about the difference between the Italian singular and plural form of the word Panino and Panini. Thank you for your kind words about Venice, the place where I live. Cordialmente, Oliver

  • @dustinhall669
    @dustinhall669 ปีที่แล้ว

    She gets too hungry at 8.

  • @nolaquev
    @nolaquev ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A tortoise shell cat is always female. Sorry Jordan, it needs a girl's name 😂🐱

    • @florence2095
      @florence2095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My daughter has a tortoiseshell named Lionel. He’s a boy 🤔🐨🐨🦘

    • @nolaquev
      @nolaquev ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@florence2095 wow, I've never heard of that. Very unusual. All of the literature says tortoise shells are female.

    • @CKaffeineIVStat
      @CKaffeineIVStat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin in the movie Up is also a girl and they didn’t change her name.

    • @florence2095
      @florence2095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nolaquev pity I can’t send you a photo of Lionel 🥲

  • @florence2095
    @florence2095 ปีที่แล้ว

    Correct ✅ Drongo is Australian 😂Jordan used it in the right context. You bloody Drongo or what a Drongo 🐨🐨🦘

  • @zomgdeadinside
    @zomgdeadinside ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bloody hell, Jordan seemed right grumpy this episode!

  • @lmw318
    @lmw318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Kevin is calico- he’s female.

  • @Matt19matt19
    @Matt19matt19 ปีที่แล้ว

    They need mirium as a guest on here.

  • @heatherduke7703
    @heatherduke7703 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin is definitely a girl 😂 Calicos are all girls, the color pattern is genetically linked

  • @karendorman3184
    @karendorman3184 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sorry Kevin is a Kath x

  • @paulineoxley-vh5ww
    @paulineoxley-vh5ww ปีที่แล้ว

    I put jam on a scone first

  • @damianleon9837
    @damianleon9837 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin the Cat is female, tortoise shell cats are always female

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep it real …Mr. N ….👏 ….😎

  • @reinavahid1151
    @reinavahid1151 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How rude was the Australian guy!How dare he talk in that way and make such an awful comment

  • @951000jerome
    @951000jerome ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh no… the shocked face clickbait thumbnails have begun 😢😢😢😢

  • @eloisemturner2289
    @eloisemturner2289 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its The Doctor not doctor who....

  • @florence2095
    @florence2095 ปีที่แล้ว

    William, that makes senses. I’m more savory and like it jam with cream on top. Butter 🤮🐨🐨🦘