I fucking love that Shayne and Damien started the show with a joke about about Angela living in their attic, then Angela was like yeah, anyways I did live in an attic.
maybe like a holiday special/live where the cast picks or the audience votes for different stories and they each take a turn reading 💜 edit: WAIT reading them in character??
@@hsisnothereYES. But Angela couldn't read a reddit story cause dyslexia. I struggle reading for a longer time because of it too. But honestly? That would make it even funnier.
Aww, that would be cute! Or some version of what they did on livestream and vidcon where they read stories from the cast/crew. But I would love variations of the concept where they bring on more people or something. Keep it mainly as it is, ofc, because it's great. But little twists and specials are always fun
For the bean story I was like "how expensive could they really be???" And I looked up the company and it's not that they're THAT expensive, but it seems like they're really, really rare. The website said that the heirloom beans have low yields and are actually pretty rare and hard to get a hold of. There's literally a waitlist. As funny as it sounds, those beans really were valuable. Lol
Honestly after knowing that, it kind of feels like the response was warranted. I was already on OP’s side more since a roommate who can so blatantly steal stuff like beans that takes plenty of time to cook kind of deserves to lose their digital game stuff imo. That kind of person is deeply disrespectful, they had time to think about what they were doing. Like… if you can steal someone’s food and only leave 3 beans left of it, especially if it’s expensive food you’re on a waitlist for years for… I feel like OP should have brought that up. Either OP’s roommate is going to get revenge or he’s never going to touch OP’s stuff again.
Fr! I think he should ask the roommate to pay to share the beans if he wants them that bad, if he doesn’t pay OP needs to hide his beans somewhere in his room :/
The fact that Angela made a joke about being on a bean waitlist for 2 years and it turns out, that waitlist for that guys beans can be over 2 years is kinda funny😂
when Shayne kept refering to the newborn as a "brand new baby" I said to myself "new baby just dropped" and was so delighted when Damien said the same thing
I once lived with my friend who was a literal clown and the conversations were straight out of a cartoon. She had so much clown gear around the house it was sometimes hard to find things. I'd be cooking or brushing my teeth and she'd walk in with her face half painted asking "have you seen my juggling pins" " I can't find the rubber chicken" "oh there's my unicycle" as well as sometimes opening a drawer and pulling out a scarf that led to another scarf an so on. But we were great friends so it was a blast. I even filmed some of her troop's shows, it honestly never got old.
I agree with the bean guy. You don’t touch other peoples things especially when it’s valuable to them.The roommate knowingly ate the beans after OP asked to stop. The fact that you need to teach an adult not to steal is wild.
@marie-pierplourde2289 yesss omg i was so ready to say bean guy was an asshole, cause if someone did that to like, my sims saves, lord have mercy I'd be enraged and DEVESTATED. But how tf is the roommate gonna claim he was overreacting for "sharing" his beans when bean guy TOLD HIM NOT TO EAT HIS BEANS, I bet you a million bucks he would've kept eating them until bean guy left, like he probably just expected bean guy to let himself be run over, makes you wonder what kinda people that roommate surround himself with if THATS what he thinks is normal behavior in any relationship. And now im ranting in a youtube comment section to avoid laundry without wven finishing the story 😅 alright, time to dry
@@hanu9830 that's the best counterpoint to the OP because them breathing co2 is about as helpful to the plants as the plants making o2 is for them. It's so minimal it's laughable. Also does anyone wanna tell that OP that plants also give off co2? They don't just only take in co2 and output o2, it's not a perfect process just like how our lungs don't fully absorb all the o2 plants don't fully absorb co2 and its released alongside o2
Whoever is behind the camera who laughs hysterically, never ever change, it’s so fucking wholesome and fun to hear off camera laughter like that. It’s like a laugh track, but actually authentic and cute. A lot of people love when cast members can be heard laughing, but when crew laughs, I love it just as much 🫶🏻❤️❤️❤️
That's what it is!! I couldn't identify why I liked it so much lol but yeah it's like a live audience but the reactions are genuine instead of staged ❤❤ it is my absolute favorite
One of the comments in prior videos say that it's Emily since she's promoted/the new Director for Pit after Kiana's promotion to EVP of Programming and Content.
I love how Damien and Angela's outfits make Shayne look like a jock in a family of goths 😂 Extra funny knowing that Shayne and Damien were roommates for so long!
The fact that they were talking about communication and boundaries when it comes to adding things to the dishwasher that likely have fecal matter on them is WILD.
@@HPFireYT rinsing it off would not eliminate traces of fecal matter. What’s even weirder is that they had a HUGE problem in another episode with a guy keeping his peanut butter that he’d violated, sealed, in his private cabinet that no one is supposed to open in the kitchen with a label not to eat, and they joked about how gross it would be to have a dildo in said cabinet. But this going in the SHARED dishwasher on everyone’s stuff is almost ok? Both are gross, but one only affects idiots who eat other people’s labeled peanut butter, and he had a good reason; they’d agreed to have no food stored in bedrooms due to rats.
they’ve gotten some major criticism on some of these episodes in the past when someone has said something that pointedly shames other people who may have similar habits or experiences. i feel like part of it may be them tiptoeing around it for that reason - not wanting to hurt anyone’s feelings - cause it’s not the only time i’ve heard of people washing sex toys in the dishwasher, so it’s not a thing that only this one guy is doing. it also seemed like the two roommates talked it out, and were getting along just fine based on one of OP’s updates, so maybe they didn’t feel the need to criticize it as harshly. besides that, i doubt they were thinking about it so logistically despite the post saying they are a bisexual man’s toys. they mentioned “bodily fluids” several times in their own discussion, and somehow fecal matter never even crossed my mind as one of the possible contaminants, either, so i wonder if they ever thought about that as one of the possible things the woman was worried about. now, realistically, there is always a margin of chance that when using the restroom (or in other situations like changing a baby if you’re a parent) you can end up with fecal matter on your hands, and we simply wash them with soap and hot water for 20-30 seconds as directed. a dishwasher runs for several hours with hot water and soap, so even considering it as a possibility may not be enough to gross some people out. they may still feel like everything’s been cleaned (even though i think damien made the point clear enough that other things we think of as dirty like shoes would totally gross us out if someone said they’d been putting them in the dishwasher, so my most likely bet is they never even considered that feces was something the woman would be worried about)
@@frog_goblin makes sense that they would change their tune, but it’s still wild 😂. There’s also a difference between wiping with a bit of toilet paper and possibly getting trace amounts on your hands and then washing them, and shoving your whole fist or several fingers straight into your rectum. And then washing your hands over someone else’s dishes.
I once hooked up with a roommate within 24 hours of meeting. We had both just gotten out of toxic relationships and we started talking and things ended up happening, and 8 years later we are married. We don't have any kids yet but we do own a dog, cat, and a bearded dragon. Sometimes these relationships do work out.
I love your story ❤ I was invited into my boyfriend's mom's basement and we are now happily married with children 15 years later ❤ (Also bearded dragons!!)
Yay for bearded dragons! I have 7!! I met my fiance through his mom. She told him I’m an asshole, to stay away from me and told me the same about him. We’ve been together 11yrs. Also, his mom loves me… but she was being honest about us both being assholes. Lmao!
honestly as a huge bg3 fan, im on beanboy’s side. he constantly told his roommate to not eat them and his roommate constantly disrespected him. Op’s hobby is cooking and food, the roommate’s hobby is video games. it’s not about the beans, it’s about the disrespect for op’s interests and money.
@@valc_lover22 aaaah i get what you say! Yes, they've read some posts, but I meant they should do a full ep with wedding stories. Like they do family, friendship, roommates and so on
I don't remember if they've ever been in a wedding specific subreddit. That would be really interesting, and a wild ride for sure. The wedding related stories they've done throughout different videos have certainly been wild at least.
The long-shower roommate is not responsible for cleaning up after the dog, but it sounds like she saw the dog chewing the paper towels and didn't even bother to stop it. What kind of friend just watches someone's stuff get destroyed/messed up?
Fun fact: residential dishwashers don’t sanitize your dishes. They don’t get hot enough for long enough. They clean dishes but don’t sanitize. Don’t put gross stuff in with your dishes.. Edit: I’m in the food safety and sanitation field
Yessss thank you. Anyone who has worked in food service knows the giant three section dish pits and the sanitizer solution. 🤣 I wish I had one in my apartment.
On the dangers of fertilizer and potting soil: I'm listening to my dad cough after getting out of the hospital with his third round of fungal pneumonia in four years. This all started with him accidentally aerosolizing some potting soil while gardening. He ended up breathing it in and getting a huge dose of aspergillus, which his body then decided to have an allergic reaction to. Now he's super sensitive to it and every day of doing something he loves could lead to another infection, worsening lung capacity and shortening of his life.
@autumnsprite I wasn't there, but I believe he opened the bag with too much strength/at the wrong place and the circumstances released a ton of it into the air
@@autumnsprite if its out of the bag a good wind can just blow a bunch in your face if youre just unlucky. Heck my uncle accidentally poured a bunch on his head by accident cause he didnt want to take down hanging pots to fill them with more soil and the pot just tipped
Unfortunately, I find Damien's jokes often seem to go under the radar there. I want to do a whole compilation eventually just giving them the attention they deserve so if anyone has one that absolutely must be in that compilation let me know!
@@Mariethechaoticit’s why the joke that all Shayne does is say Damien’s jokes but louder and everyone laughs is HILARIOUS. The man’s got jokes! And I love both of those boys ❤.
I wonder how the plant roommate splits the water bill? If it's split equally, despite them using water for ALL THE PLANTS in addition to normal uses, then the other roommates are effectively chipping in already.
This seems like the right place to share that I accidentally moved in with a felon who was (and probably still is) under house arrest. He is a literal ax murderer. Killed two people, and I only found out a few weeks after moving in. Edit: this was a couple of years ago, and I'm all good now
as a spanish speaker, Damien's joke in the second story made me laugh so hard Angela: have you ever read about the beans from Rancho Gordo? Damien: yeah I've heard about Fat Ranch but i didn't put 2 and 2 together uh i love this guy so much
I'm with bean boy, y'all are down playing the situation. It wasn't just the frustration of having his beans taken, its the absolutely stressful hopelessness of the roommate essentially saying "No, I will not stop, I'm entitled to your beans".
I think they forgot that it was a repeated offense honestly, because its nit the one time thing, its the repeated disrespect of his boundaries and money
I'm with bean boy as well! Not the food! I used to live with a roomie, whose daughter started living with us after a year of living with their grandparents. We both had items in the kitchen and food to cook, but the kid(13) would ALWAYS use MY FOOD instead of her mom's! Forcing me to take stuff from their shelves and feeling awful, as if I was the one stepping over the line. Rice, pasta, tomato sauce, you name it! We both told her repeatedly that those were my things but she insisted. The kid used my slippers (they smelled awful, that's why I noticed). She got confused and was using my toothbrush for a week!!!! 💀💀💀 We found out because I went on a trip for the weekend and she "couldn't find" her toothbrush 🙊 And I once had to stop her because she was going to use my towel to clean a mess she had left in the kitchen floor. I would have thrown her off a cliff tbh! Not just her stuff on a video game 😅😅😅😅 I obviously left after a couple of months. It was unbearable.
I mean I don't think they were outright saying bean boy was completely unjustified, but it's totally valid to say that bean boy basically just declared war and it might not end well lol
No. The bean boy was correct in being angry. Their roommate is rude and an ahole. For sure. It's more of a case of who does this help? What does this do and solve? Plus the fact that keeping your anger "active" so long that you do such a rather petty thing for hours on end is worrying. Most people might start doing it but when the initial madness slows down you realize you're sitting there spending your time on such a nothing thing. It's more just that it's a really unhealthy and unproductive way to handle it. A "two wrongs don't make a right" thing
Honestly plant roommate should just be grateful that their roommates tolerate their hobby. I love plants too, but not everyone likes living in a forest. It's very amicable that they let use the whole house for plant placing.
All I’m thinking about is how much space over 100 plants would take up. I have hobbies too, and I would very much like to be able to do them where I live without tripping over a plant.
Right?? Like I had about 50 plants while living with a roommate, only on windowsills and a shelf behind our couch. I still made sure she was okay with them being there even though she never used the spaces. Just taking over the whole house and then CHARGING them for your use of the house is insane
My favorite roommate story. I learned that my family does butter weird. When I went to college I had four roommates. Separate bedrooms, but we shared a kitchen. We shared some kitchen staples, condiments and butter mostly. One morning I was making toast and I learned that I use sticks of butter wrong. I grabbed a fresh stick and peeled open one end. I then rubbed the end of the butter on the hot toast. The way I’ve done my whole life. My roommate was HORRIFIED. From that day on I bought my own butter that I can use as a glue stick. We stayed roommates for four years 😂
I think that's fine as long as you have your "bread/toast butter" and your "other things butter" as two separate sticks. If I'm going to butter some toast, I don't mind crumbs bc it's just bread going on more bread. If I'm melting butter in a pan for a meal, I don't want your bread-y butter in my noodles
Mine was learning people put margarine in the fridge... Like. It's oil, it doesn't spoil like real butter, and it's easier to spread if it's room temperature.. But apparently we're the weird ones for leaving it beside the peanut butter
I grew up doing exactly the same thing but for corn on the cob. Literally everyone I knew growing up did it like that. My wife saw me do it one day and was very confused as to why I wouldn't just cut off some butter and spread it that way. IMO, that method wastes butter because I always end up cutting off way more butter than I actually need. Rubbing the stick directly on the cob gives me the exact amount of butter I need and allows me to perfectly control where the butter goes. A few years later my son came home (the original butter incident happened when he was still a toddler) from a weekend stay with my sister and did the same thing. lol So now we've compromised and my son and I will butter first, then she can cut the corn butter from the end for her corn leaving the rest of the butter stick uncorned.
@@dstockbridge1 But here's the thing, since they are heirloom beans, they are bred to preserve the specific flavor and breed. As such, these plants are harder to take care of since they are not very resistant to pests and have significantly less yield than commercial varietals. Because of their low yields, there can often be a wait-list for these guys. So it's not only the price itself, but also the time wasted for waiting for the harvest season. So, as a gardener myself, I 100% understand the bean boy's reaction. That is probably 6 months of work and waiting ruined.
@@johnanders8760 in addition to your points, he has been eating the beans for months. Every time OP gets them the roommate eats them. So if one bag is $8 and you have to wait months, the roommate probably made OP waste over a year of his life on a wait list to not get to eat his own beans.
One of my college roommates had undiagnosed bipolar disorder. I once came home and my side of the room and closet was completely trashed. Naturally, I had to tell my RA and the RA got her taken off the housing list. The day she moved out, her mother came to help get everything packed. As they were leaving, the mom turned to my other roommates and I and said, "I don't care about what she's told me. You all are very lovely individuals and I'm so sorry for any trouble she's caused you "
how do you know she had undiagnosed bipolar disorder if it was undiagnosed and, from the sounds of it, she didn’t like any of you very much if she was shit talking you to her mom? i can’t tell if you’re trying to shame her, brag about the fact that her mother liked y’all, or just felt like sharing a story but it feels weird to blast your ex-roommate for having mental health struggles in the same comment as you talk about her mom apologizing to you and saying you’re great… and that’s it. there’s no other point to your comment so it just feels disrespectful to someone who, if they actually DID have undiagnosed bipolar disorder and you didn’t just armchair diagnose them, was going through some shit i doubt they’d ever want relived and even more likely, wouldn’t want shared on the internet. even if it is anonymous..
Admittedly, I do feel for the bean guy. It's so frustrating living with entitled roommates and I get wanting to get revenge, but like also I'm surprised that OP didn't hide the expensive beans in his room - not blaming him for his roommate's behavior but it's a way to get him to stop.
1:09:23 “I’m so glad we all lived together back then. Those are memories that I’ll never forget. Like I was that little grasshopper that would run around, ykwim?” “Yeah, and shayne was always chasing you with that fly paper.” 💀💀
This is literally the third time I have heard the "clean air fee" good lord I can’t take this story anymore😂 Everytime it gets more and more ridiculous
If I was one of the plant guy's roommates I would have made the compromise "how about you take all your plants into you room and out of the shared space, then we don't need to pay anything!"
This! The common space belongs to everyone who is paying rent. You do not get to put your stuff there and then tell people they need to pay more or else aren’t allowed to spend time in their own common room (which is what would happen if they weren’t allowed to breathe in it!) If you want to keep your air to yourself, you can keep it in your personal space.
My four month old is for some reason obsessed with this specific group. My whole pregnancy I looked forward to reddit readings so even though he's never met any of you he recognizes all your voices and Shane, Angela and Damien are his favorite 😂
I'm so glad the cat story was resolved well because THAT would have been the worst one for me if not. But damn that was some learning curve she traversed.
i adore banana pudding as a name omg. i hope that couple can learn even more from their roommate on how to properly take care of their kitty. side note, elderly cats are the sweetest things ever, if you give them love on their terms they will always love you, im glad they were able to discover that!
As a cat lover and someone who’s lived my whole life with cats, the cat story was making me so upset. I’m so glad op listened to the comments and realized what an ass she was, and that she was seemingly able to reconcile with the roommate and make both cats happier.
That first story is INSANE!! And that's coming from someone who also has 100+ plants, I would NEVER! Also, except for repotting season, I don’t spend $25 every month on plant things. What a joke
They said they spend thousands of dollars.. didn't say per what though but still, thousands of dollars? Like do the plants get gold infused water or what?
I looked it up….. there’s a WAITING LIST for the beans 😭😭😭 but I guess they are expensive for beans but not that pricey. My grandma used to say “ who don’t hear, will feel”. In certain situations you can’t tell ppl how they should react to blatant disrespect to their property MULTIPLE times.
I love how Damien is more shocked of the concept of shoes in the dishwasher than sextoys. Also I remember finding shoes(only shoes and nothing else) in our dishwasher as a teenager and just closing it again, because I didn't know how to deal with that. I asked my stepdad later on what that was about and he just told me that he'd seen it on Pinterest and wanted to try it. Never seen him do it again, so I suppose it wasn't a great idea.
@@WhoamI-kt9yv washing machines wash shoes perfectly fine. Some shoes might need gentle cycle. I wash most of my shoes in the washing machine. Also, I wash much more delicate things in the washing machine on a weekly basis, most notably lace underwear
I love how many crazy roommates stories Shayne and Damien have. Like the Reddit stories were wild but I'm so much more fascinated by Shayne living in a concrete box while the rest of the roomies dealt with "the two dirty hippies". The joys of living in LA!
My worst roommate was when I shared a dorm with 3 other women in college. One of them was filthy and wouldn't clean up after herself to the point where our shared space had an ant problem due to the dirty dishes that she would leave out for extended periods of time. The ant problem infuriated her, and she began verbally abusing us and accusing us of not cleaning the apartment. It was her mess, though. One time, she started screaming at my boyfriend for not taking out our kitchen trash. He didn't live there. It wasn't his responsibility. Her behavior escalated over the course of a year, and she began threatening physical violence against all of us. Things like saying she'd punch us, get a gun to shoot us, and that we better watch our backs. We were so concerned, the three of us went and reported her to school security. Nothing happened (with school security or otherwise), but I jumped at the first opportunity to switch dorms. Sometimes I think about her and wonder if she managed to turn into a stable adult... probably not.
OP's response was disproportionate, and I think they're being overly precious about the QUALITY of said food...but yeah, roomie was being an asshole. The fact that he was asked repeatedly not to touch it and responded with "I think we should share your food" is entitled as hell. It's unfortunate that instead of conveying 'my roommate repeatedly violates my boundaries and refuses to communicate responsibly', OP decides to wax poetic about how special these beans are.
@@vaderwalksidk man. I looked it up, and heirloom crops are absolutely no joke, especially from Rancho Gordo. I saw a comment saying that they waited on a wait list for TWO YEARS to start getting beans shipped to his house. People are SERIOUS about their beans
@@autumnsprite the problem I have with the story is did OP ever actually explain why the beans are expensive and hard to get or did they just tell their roommate "They're heirloom beans" and expected them to understand the nuance. If OP never truly sat down and explained to the roommate then I would say OP overreacted, if they did explain everything and the roommate still continued that behavior then maybe it's not as unwarranted.
I don't know why he wouldn't just buy regular dry beans at the grocery store or bulk food store. They're super cheap. I could understand wanting organic beans, but heirloom? Most if not all the bean varieties at the store are heirloom.
As someone who once had 100+ plants throughout my house... yeah it's a lot. But the air doesn't smell/feel noticably "cleaner", especially not enough to charge someone for it lmao
I love how most of the time they start the stories 1 minute in, but Damien and Angela have so many crazy stories that it takes an extra minute and a half to start.
look... I'm a theater kid and ALL I could think about in story 2 is the fact that Angela made ZERO Into The Woods references. Literally its beans, beans and nothing BUT beans
Ok, Shayne saying “Brand New Baby™️” like somebody talking about a new phone or a new tv is so funny to me. I know it’s supposed to mean it’s a new born baby, but it’s still funny lol
Honestly, I support bean guy. After multiple conversations, the roommate knew that he was wrong. He should've known that he had something coming. Leaving 2-3 beans is CRAZY. Was it the perfect solution? No. But roommate can't be mad that bean guy retaliates
I agree to a certain extent, but I think that instead of throwing all the gear off a cliff, they should have put it all in containers, and hid it somewhere, keeping track of it all. Ask the person who took the beans to pay the price of all the beans he took, and to promise never to do it again, then retrieve the gear. If he does it again, that's the point where you destroy the save
If what Damien said is true that you can drop inventory in a bag/chest ect., I would't throw it over a cliff, but hidden it all around in the obscure corners of the game.
The way Damien said "new baby just dropped" made me think like "check it out, new baby just dropped. Top tracks are 'wah wah wah' and 'pfffft ew what's that smell?' " 😂
Roommate: Dude I put in over 100 hours on Baldurs Gate 3 do you have any idea what you just erased OP: Yeah I know, it took me multiple hours to figure out how to throw all of your shit down that cliff
@@MovableNu The beans they're talking about have a wait list. Getting more of those beans would take longer than an entire playthrough of baldurs gate 3.
The beans thing, they gave them multiple opportunities to do the right thing and they repeatedly didn't. It wasn't like it was the first time it happened, and leaving it essentially empty was not an accident. It sounds like the roommate specifically chose the beans to eat because it would bother them, and they wanted to enjoy the power trip of getting away with it, and then were shocked when they didn't. Weaponized incompetence getting shut down helps everybody
Literally wasted his food time money and happiness it's extremely fair the guy can just put back his time in the game which he has fun playing, on the other if OP wants some beans he got to find them BUY more and wait for them to arrive
@@ulgenrabishlave4645 yeah, even ignoring the price, just the fact that he took food that wasn't his (which he knew, because OP told him it was not for sharing) and that OP was counting on for his own meals... maybe it's the food insecurity in me but going to make a meal when you need to eat only to find out someone knowingly took that food away from you is way worse than having to replay a game
Ayy I'm glad to see people in the comments knows what's up They're kinda biased because they played and enjoyed baldurs gate 3 and said "Its an experience youre throwing away" The friend owns the game, OP owns the beans. Friend takes beans, OP takes game Friend has to put TIME to get back their game OP has to put MONEY AND TIME to get back the special beans They couldve done more tbh and just delete the game + steam account or some other higher level degree of pettiness, but they didn't. Its absolutely fair
Beans story Wemt back to the start cause i was pretty sure OP said they'd told the roommate not to eat the beans which for me makes it a lot worse than just eating the beans. Not asking permission to use someones stuff is bad enough, but taking and using something they have specifically told you not to use is a massive escalation. OP also mentions they've caught them 3 times previously using their beans without permission and told them not to do it again. Which again each time you have to tell someone not to do something is an escalation again
I fucking love that Shayne and Damien started the show with a joke about about Angela living in their attic, then Angela was like yeah, anyways I did live in an attic.
She just gives off heavy attic gremlin vibes, it’s true
Time stamp for both
@idkykwimlikewha @0:17 seconds for Angela saying "I used to live with you guys" @2:13 moving into a guys attic story
I relate to Angela in like every video in one way or another and we share the same first name
her life is one big yes and
I would honestly love to get an episode where Shayne sits on the couch and different people come in one by one to read reddit stories to him
@@Secretfilms666 yes!
OOOHHH yes!
maybe like a holiday special/live where the cast picks or the audience votes for different stories and they each take a turn reading 💜 edit: WAIT reading them in character??
@@hsisnothereYES. But Angela couldn't read a reddit story cause dyslexia. I struggle reading for a longer time because of it too. But honestly? That would make it even funnier.
Aww, that would be cute! Or some version of what they did on livestream and vidcon where they read stories from the cast/crew. But I would love variations of the concept where they bring on more people or something. Keep it mainly as it is, ofc, because it's great. But little twists and specials are always fun
For the bean story I was like "how expensive could they really be???" And I looked up the company and it's not that they're THAT expensive, but it seems like they're really, really rare. The website said that the heirloom beans have low yields and are actually pretty rare and hard to get a hold of. There's literally a waitlist. As funny as it sounds, those beans really were valuable. Lol
Honestly after knowing that, it kind of feels like the response was warranted. I was already on OP’s side more since a roommate who can so blatantly steal stuff like beans that takes plenty of time to cook kind of deserves to lose their digital game stuff imo. That kind of person is deeply disrespectful, they had time to think about what they were doing. Like… if you can steal someone’s food and only leave 3 beans left of it, especially if it’s expensive food you’re on a waitlist for years for… I feel like OP should have brought that up.
Either OP’s roommate is going to get revenge or he’s never going to touch OP’s stuff again.
Fr! I think he should ask the roommate to pay to share the beans if he wants them that bad, if he doesn’t pay OP needs to hide his beans somewhere in his room :/
I seen they had a bean waitlist
@@An0ppehis roommate should hide his Boulders gate saves 🤷
7.25 for a bag of beans isn’t that expensive lol
The fact that Angela made a joke about being on a bean waitlist for 2 years and it turns out, that waitlist for that guys beans can be over 2 years is kinda funny😂
I'm on year three, of a four-year wait list for heirloom beans and corn, you don't mess with people's heirloom shit!! ❤️🔥 🤣
@B.Harper7 that's how I feel about the BBQ flavored goldfish crackers. Sadly they haven't brought them back yet. They were OMAZING!
It wasn't stray cats skittering around on Shayne's sun roof at night back in the day, it was Angela.
this comment deserves more love
She was the ghost that was dropping pennies on shayne
@@theligerlovermanshe was the one who screamed
As much content as we have of Angela being a total goblin (respectfully) I can completely imagine this 😭
when Shayne kept refering to the newborn as a "brand new baby" I said to myself "new baby just dropped" and was so delighted when Damien said the same thing
take a shot everytime shayne says “brand new baby” omg
1k like hehe
I once lived with my friend who was a literal clown and the conversations were straight out of a cartoon. She had so much clown gear around the house it was sometimes hard to find things. I'd be cooking or brushing my teeth and she'd walk in with her face half painted asking "have you seen my juggling pins" " I can't find the rubber chicken" "oh there's my unicycle" as well as sometimes opening a drawer and pulling out a scarf that led to another scarf an so on. But we were great friends so it was a blast. I even filmed some of her troop's shows, it honestly never got old.
This is the best thing I’ve ever read tysm for sharing
That’s fucking hilarious omg
this sounds fucking awesome😭😭
That’s lowkey wholesome thanks for sharing !
That sounds so funny it would be an amusing concept for a comic/manga:))))
I agree with the bean guy. You don’t touch other peoples things especially when it’s valuable to them.The roommate knowingly ate the beans after OP asked to stop. The fact that you need to teach an adult not to steal is wild.
THERE IS LITERALLY A WAITLIST FOR THE BEANS TOO!!!!! I’d be sooo pissed off and I play bg3.
Frrrrrr.
yeah its the first time some game-eraser related thing ends up liike : well yeah you deserve it. go pick up your things again. 🤣
@marie-pierplourde2289 yesss omg i was so ready to say bean guy was an asshole, cause if someone did that to like, my sims saves, lord have mercy I'd be enraged and DEVESTATED. But how tf is the roommate gonna claim he was overreacting for "sharing" his beans when bean guy TOLD HIM NOT TO EAT HIS BEANS, I bet you a million bucks he would've kept eating them until bean guy left, like he probably just expected bean guy to let himself be run over, makes you wonder what kinda people that roommate surround himself with if THATS what he thinks is normal behavior in any relationship.
And now im ranting in a youtube comment section to avoid laundry without wven finishing the story 😅 alright, time to dry
Yea but what was the point of spending hours on throwing his things away just delete the save file tf
The clean air fee guy is definitely O'Hare from Lorax
RIGHT😂😂😂
He's literally him 😭
I was deadass about to comment this lmao
I was waiting for one of them to comment this in the video lol
My first thought lol
“Your roommates quirks are their parents rules” is a great quote from Angela
The plant story. The roommates should charge him extra rent for using so much of their shared space for his HUNDRED plants.
THIS. This is a hobby they choose and plants don't do that much for air quality.
I have like 6 plants and feel bad taking up that space sometimes
plus all the co2 the roommates exhale, thats good plant food!
@@hanu9830 that's the best counterpoint to the OP because them breathing co2 is about as helpful to the plants as the plants making o2 is for them. It's so minimal it's laughable. Also does anyone wanna tell that OP that plants also give off co2? They don't just only take in co2 and output o2, it's not a perfect process just like how our lungs don't fully absorb all the o2 plants don't fully absorb co2 and its released alongside o2
Hopefully this was cross posted to r/houseplantscirclejerk
The Beans roommate story has me almost impressed
The amount of anger he woulda had to hold onto for HOURS to complete this revenge.....
Whoever is behind the camera who laughs hysterically, never ever change, it’s so fucking wholesome and fun to hear off camera laughter like that.
It’s like a laugh track, but actually authentic and cute. A lot of people love when cast members can be heard laughing, but when crew laughs, I love it just as much 🫶🏻❤️❤️❤️
i love it! i need more of the peanut gallery
That's what it is!! I couldn't identify why I liked it so much lol but yeah it's like a live audience but the reactions are genuine instead of staged ❤❤ it is my absolute favorite
One of the comments in prior videos say that it's Emily since she's promoted/the new Director for Pit after Kiana's promotion to EVP of Programming and Content.
One of the best things with Smosh. Always such good vibes in the whole room!
it reminds me of how Sarah used to always be heard laughing in the back, it was definitely missed in videos 😭💞
"Cheetahs can be befriended but never owned" was such a Chosen thing to say
Cheetahs: much like people in many ways
It’s also cute when people chirp
@@Lucifersfursonawdym when people chirp lol whatt
@@highdefinition450 when they make chirping noises. i agree it is cute
i think that was the joke lol
I love how Damien and Angela's outfits make Shayne look like a jock in a family of goths 😂
Extra funny knowing that Shayne and Damien were roommates for so long!
It’s giving Thor with Loki and Hela as siblings lol
That classic jock apparel of a Dragon Ball shirt lol
@@Penquinn14i mean... yeah
@@Penquinn14 are you being sarcastic?
@@doggytheanarchist7876i mean either way could work lmao
The fact that they were talking about communication and boundaries when it comes to adding things to the dishwasher that likely have fecal matter on them is WILD.
Yeah, I normally agree with them but that one was disgusting and insane!
I assumed they were discussing with the assumption the person rinsed them off first, but oh my god if they weren’t that is just even more disgusting.
@@HPFireYT rinsing it off would not eliminate traces of fecal matter. What’s even weirder is that they had a HUGE problem in another episode with a guy keeping his peanut butter that he’d violated, sealed, in his private cabinet that no one is supposed to open in the kitchen with a label not to eat, and they joked about how gross it would be to have a dildo in said cabinet. But this going in the SHARED dishwasher on everyone’s stuff is almost ok? Both are gross, but one only affects idiots who eat other people’s labeled peanut butter, and he had a good reason; they’d agreed to have no food stored in bedrooms due to rats.
they’ve gotten some major criticism on some of these episodes in the past when someone has said something that pointedly shames other people who may have similar habits or experiences. i feel like part of it may be them tiptoeing around it for that reason - not wanting to hurt anyone’s feelings - cause it’s not the only time i’ve heard of people washing sex toys in the dishwasher, so it’s not a thing that only this one guy is doing. it also seemed like the two roommates talked it out, and were getting along just fine based on one of OP’s updates, so maybe they didn’t feel the need to criticize it as harshly.
besides that, i doubt they were thinking about it so logistically despite the post saying they are a bisexual man’s toys. they mentioned “bodily fluids” several times in their own discussion, and somehow fecal matter never even crossed my mind as one of the possible contaminants, either, so i wonder if they ever thought about that as one of the possible things the woman was worried about. now, realistically, there is always a margin of chance that when using the restroom (or in other situations like changing a baby if you’re a parent) you can end up with fecal matter on your hands, and we simply wash them with soap and hot water for 20-30 seconds as directed. a dishwasher runs for several hours with hot water and soap, so even considering it as a possibility may not be enough to gross some people out. they may still feel like everything’s been cleaned (even though i think damien made the point clear enough that other things we think of as dirty like shoes would totally gross us out if someone said they’d been putting them in the dishwasher, so my most likely bet is they never even considered that feces was something the woman would be worried about)
@@frog_goblin makes sense that they would change their tune, but it’s still wild 😂.
There’s also a difference between wiping with a bit of toilet paper and possibly getting trace amounts on your hands and then washing them, and shoving your whole fist or several fingers straight into your rectum. And then washing your hands over someone else’s dishes.
I once hooked up with a roommate within 24 hours of meeting. We had both just gotten out of toxic relationships and we started talking and things ended up happening, and 8 years later we are married. We don't have any kids yet but we do own a dog, cat, and a bearded dragon. Sometimes these relationships do work out.
I love your story ❤ I was invited into my boyfriend's mom's basement and we are now happily married with children 15 years later ❤ (Also bearded dragons!!)
for a second I thought you said a dog, cat and a dragon lmao
@@NJbldragonshe did, it even has a beard!
Yay for bearded dragons! I have 7!!
I met my fiance through his mom. She told him I’m an asshole, to stay away from me and told me the same about him. We’ve been together 11yrs. Also, his mom loves me… but she was being honest about us both being assholes. Lmao!
Dragons grow facial hair? That’s badass.
“If you don’t have a bad roommate, you’re probably the bad roommate”
Me, alone in my 1 bedroom: 😢
Are we the problem?
@@ipostedthiscomment.do u also live in their bedroom?
@@thexyouman I thought I was the only one here... Where you at?
To be fair... Yeah, sometimes I get mad at myself. Leaving the dishes like that? Pssh!!
I'm my own worst roommate, I'm so mean to me
15:09 bro if he thinks dry food is a shared resource, him not buying any dry food is pretty telling what that means.
“What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine.”
i wonder if he even buys his own groceries at all?
honestly as a huge bg3 fan, im on beanboy’s side. he constantly told his roommate to not eat them and his roommate constantly disrespected him. Op’s hobby is cooking and food, the roommate’s hobby is video games. it’s not about the beans, it’s about the disrespect for op’s interests and money.
shayne saying "brand new baby" 1000 times like the baby is a new product instead of saying new born is really something
Introducing the Brand New Baby, now uses 50% less water!
yeah, I was like "why is he saying it like that?" lol And he said it so many times lol
I know it's weird but that is what I say as well. Even with my own baby when I see pictures of her. Maybe a mid-west thing?
@@katherinedelcamp4536 it was more the amount of times he said it, within like a minute lol made it feel weirder.
Damien's "a new baby just dropped" is what got me
You guys NEED to do a wedding themed episode. Wedding and in-laws subreddits are I N S A N E
they did a long time ago pretty sure
@@gisming not in this series at least!
They have many times! Specifically with Arasha and Chanse @@JimenaA
@@valc_lover22 aaaah i get what you say! Yes, they've read some posts, but I meant they should do a full ep with wedding stories. Like they do family, friendship, roommates and so on
I don't remember if they've ever been in a wedding specific subreddit. That would be really interesting, and a wild ride for sure. The wedding related stories they've done throughout different videos have certainly been wild at least.
Okay stoppppp the plant one is hilarious. It sounds like homie just wants someone to help pay for his plants 💀💀
Fully asking people to pay for his hobby 😭
For ORGANIC AIR, yall 😂😂 4:53
Bros really like “My hobby is cleaning air. PAY ME.”
Did they mention the plants were actually CO2 scrubbers and that their apartment was a submarine?! 😂
I thought maybe they were short on their part of the rent & looking to make up the difference. 😂
Damien owning carnivorous plants is the most on brand thing ever I love him SO much
Idk why but Angela’s hair today during the bean story especially gave 90s heartthrob she made me blush at one point
Angela is glowing in this one, ngl
It's Janeane Garofalo meets Keanu Reeves meets Sandra Bullock circa speed 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
I literally came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed how absolutely gorgeous she looks in this episode.
Angela always looks gorgeous. Smosh has an uncanny ability to find the hottest, funniest people to cast.
Angela always give off 90s heartthrob. Specifically 90s teen crush to me.
The “shower” roommate is a nightmare. She has zero respect for the home owners.
Yep. Using a family’s shared space for sex is fucking foul
Angela as a gremlin in Shayne and Damien's old apartment is such a funny visual lol
Damien when he finds Angela in the attic "well... Get out."
she wasnt in the attic she was just in the walls LMAO
@@turtlebaudoin335 Plot twist, the walls were solid and she just can turn into individual molecules and get into those microscopic nooks and crannies
She was the mold queen 😭😭
@@teally-bop Sounds like Angela
The long-shower roommate is not responsible for cleaning up after the dog, but it sounds like she saw the dog chewing the paper towels and didn't even bother to stop it. What kind of friend just watches someone's stuff get destroyed/messed up?
Fun fact: residential dishwashers don’t sanitize your dishes. They don’t get hot enough for long enough. They clean dishes but don’t sanitize. Don’t put gross stuff in with your dishes..
Edit: I’m in the food safety and sanitation field
This just made the story so so much worse
I was already so grossed out by that one
Yessss thank you. Anyone who has worked in food service knows the giant three section dish pits and the sanitizer solution. 🤣 I wish I had one in my apartment.
And sanitizing something isn't even the furthest you can clean something. Hospitals disinfect usually, not sanitize.
I've used restaurant dishwashers before there's such a huge difference I actually burnt myself grabbing a metal bowl out of it the first time lmao
I love Damien's immediate "Are you f-ing kidding me" face the moment he hears about the house plants.
i thought it was gonna be that the roommates were smoking inside or something, as soon as they said houseplants i reacted the exact same way
New theme - nerd stuff. Stories related to nerd culture
On the dangers of fertilizer and potting soil: I'm listening to my dad cough after getting out of the hospital with his third round of fungal pneumonia in four years. This all started with him accidentally aerosolizing some potting soil while gardening. He ended up breathing it in and getting a huge dose of aspergillus, which his body then decided to have an allergic reaction to. Now he's super sensitive to it and every day of doing something he loves could lead to another infection, worsening lung capacity and shortening of his life.
How does one end up aerosolizing potting soil? I'm genuinely wondering how that even happen
😊@@autumnsprite
I’m so sorry. That’s awful.
@autumnsprite I wasn't there, but I believe he opened the bag with too much strength/at the wrong place and the circumstances released a ton of it into the air
@@autumnsprite if its out of the bag a good wind can just blow a bunch in your face if youre just unlucky. Heck my uncle accidentally poured a bunch on his head by accident cause he didnt want to take down hanging pots to fill them with more soil and the pot just tipped
1:09:38 Damien’s “All of us-” followed by complete silence killed me. I love these 3 together
Same lol
"new baby just dropped" did not get the appreciation it deserved, that was SO funny
Yesss
Unfortunately, I find Damien's jokes often seem to go under the radar there. I want to do a whole compilation eventually just giving them the attention they deserve so if anyone has one that absolutely must be in that compilation let me know!
@@Mariethechaoticit’s why the joke that all Shayne does is say Damien’s jokes but louder and everyone laughs is HILARIOUS. The man’s got jokes! And I love both of those boys ❤.
@@Mariethechaotic
I think it's because he says them while people are in the middle of laughing, so people don't hear them
he sometimes delivers his jokes quickly and then talks over himself like that was funny give it a second to land!
I wonder how the plant roommate splits the water bill? If it's split equally, despite them using water for ALL THE PLANTS in addition to normal uses, then the other roommates are effectively chipping in already.
☝️☝️ good point!
that was my thought when Damien mentioned the ratio for the fertiliser dilution!
THIS!! It’s probably split three ways and they haven’t even thought about it. Unless plant person buys distilled water.
48:51 "The quirk that my parents had for me growing up was logic" is such a hard-hitting line!
This seems like the right place to share that I accidentally moved in with a felon who was (and probably still is) under house arrest.
He is a literal ax murderer. Killed two people, and I only found out a few weeks after moving in.
Edit: this was a couple of years ago, and I'm all good now
Oh.... wow.... that's....wow! Hope you're safe now
You’re in danger gorge?
Good luck 🍀
@@Polkadotssssok911 are you all right?
@@kimkeith8170 yeah, I'm all good, thank you. This was a couple of years ago, and I managed to get out quickly
as a spanish speaker, Damien's joke in the second story made me laugh so hard
Angela: have you ever read about the beans from Rancho Gordo?
Damien: yeah I've heard about Fat Ranch but i didn't put 2 and 2 together
uh i love this guy so much
Ohhhhhh lol I heard "that ranch". Thanks for the explainer
@@bonniea8189 aw you're welcome :)
"You can't make chili with 3 beans!"
3 bean chili enters the chat*
I unironically said "3 bean chili" as soon as that came up 😂
This comment wins. Idk what you win, but it wins.
@@a-mac025 Three beans
3 beans chili is chili with 3 types of beans not 3 individual beans.
@@blazypika2 whoosh 💨
Damien and Angela came in READY today with all their quick witty jokes I LOVE how they bounce off eachother and Shayne
Such a good trio!
15:53 "You can't make chili with three beans!" My instant thought was "I GUESS IT'D REALLY BE A 3 BEAN CHILI THEN WOULDN'T IT?!" 🤣
I'm with bean boy, y'all are down playing the situation. It wasn't just the frustration of having his beans taken, its the absolutely stressful hopelessness of the roommate essentially saying "No, I will not stop, I'm entitled to your beans".
I think they forgot that it was a repeated offense honestly, because its nit the one time thing, its the repeated disrespect of his boundaries and money
I'm with bean boy as well! Not the food!
I used to live with a roomie, whose daughter started living with us after a year of living with their grandparents. We both had items in the kitchen and food to cook, but the kid(13) would ALWAYS use MY FOOD instead of her mom's! Forcing me to take stuff from their shelves and feeling awful, as if I was the one stepping over the line. Rice, pasta, tomato sauce, you name it! We both told her repeatedly that those were my things but she insisted.
The kid used my slippers (they smelled awful, that's why I noticed). She got confused and was using my toothbrush for a week!!!! 💀💀💀 We found out because I went on a trip for the weekend and she "couldn't find" her toothbrush 🙊 And I once had to stop her because she was going to use my towel to clean a mess she had left in the kitchen floor.
I would have thrown her off a cliff tbh! Not just her stuff on a video game 😅😅😅😅 I obviously left after a couple of months. It was unbearable.
I agree
I mean I don't think they were outright saying bean boy was completely unjustified, but it's totally valid to say that bean boy basically just declared war and it might not end well lol
No. The bean boy was correct in being angry. Their roommate is rude and an ahole. For sure. It's more of a case of who does this help? What does this do and solve? Plus the fact that keeping your anger "active" so long that you do such a rather petty thing for hours on end is worrying. Most people might start doing it but when the initial madness slows down you realize you're sitting there spending your time on such a nothing thing. It's more just that it's a really unhealthy and unproductive way to handle it. A "two wrongs don't make a right" thing
Oh my God they were roomates
roommates, you say 😏
ROOMATES?!?
Came specifically to find this comment
@@justjnss2420and his wife?
Yea and they were roommates
Shayne: Let's move on from the beans
Damien: If we CAN
Honestly plant roommate should just be grateful that their roommates tolerate their hobby. I love plants too, but not everyone likes living in a forest. It's very amicable that they let use the whole house for plant placing.
All I’m thinking about is how much space over 100 plants would take up. I have hobbies too, and I would very much like to be able to do them where I live without tripping over a plant.
Right?? Like I had about 50 plants while living with a roommate, only on windowsills and a shelf behind our couch. I still made sure she was okay with them being there even though she never used the spaces. Just taking over the whole house and then CHARGING them for your use of the house is insane
My favorite roommate story. I learned that my family does butter weird.
When I went to college I had four roommates. Separate bedrooms, but we shared a kitchen. We shared some kitchen staples, condiments and butter mostly. One morning I was making toast and I learned that I use sticks of butter wrong.
I grabbed a fresh stick and peeled open one end. I then rubbed the end of the butter on the hot toast. The way I’ve done my whole life. My roommate was HORRIFIED. From that day on I bought my own butter that I can use as a glue stick. We stayed roommates for four years 😂
I think that's fine as long as you have your "bread/toast butter" and your "other things butter" as two separate sticks. If I'm going to butter some toast, I don't mind crumbs bc it's just bread going on more bread. If I'm melting butter in a pan for a meal, I don't want your bread-y butter in my noodles
Mine was learning people put margarine in the fridge...
Like. It's oil, it doesn't spoil like real butter, and it's easier to spread if it's room temperature..
But apparently we're the weird ones for leaving it beside the peanut butter
My dad and I do this too! I prefer softened butter though, so that's my "desperation move" if I don't have any 😂
I do this too 🥴
I grew up doing exactly the same thing but for corn on the cob. Literally everyone I knew growing up did it like that. My wife saw me do it one day and was very confused as to why I wouldn't just cut off some butter and spread it that way. IMO, that method wastes butter because I always end up cutting off way more butter than I actually need. Rubbing the stick directly on the cob gives me the exact amount of butter I need and allows me to perfectly control where the butter goes.
A few years later my son came home (the original butter incident happened when he was still a toddler) from a weekend stay with my sister and did the same thing. lol So now we've compromised and my son and I will butter first, then she can cut the corn butter from the end for her corn leaving the rest of the butter stick uncorned.
I kinda feel for bean guy, like he kept saying "dont eat my expensive beans" and the other guy didnt listen, so bean guy went nuclear.
His roommate was actively like “No, I will not respect your boundaries”
@@dimsufferer9951 Exactly!
5:19 “i think it’s pretty clear who’s being unreasonable in this situation” THE WAY MY JAW HIT THE FLOOR 😭😂😂😂
The NERVE 💀
I mean, they weren’t wrong 💀 it *is* very clear who’s being unreasonable, it just ain’t who OP thinks it is lol
THE AUDACITY
The beans guy should have left 2 or 3 beans in his inventory in Baldurs Gate
that is probably the joke Shayne was going to make when he was asking if they had Beans in the game lol
Those beans are $8/lb. OP wasted hours of their life for something likely less than $10
@@dstockbridge1 atp it's not about the bean value but the fact that OP already told him to stop multiple times but he still wouldn't listen
@@dstockbridge1 But here's the thing, since they are heirloom beans, they are bred to preserve the specific flavor and breed. As such, these plants are harder to take care of since they are not very resistant to pests and have significantly less yield than commercial varietals.
Because of their low yields, there can often be a wait-list for these guys. So it's not only the price itself, but also the time wasted for waiting for the harvest season. So, as a gardener myself, I 100% understand the bean boy's reaction. That is probably 6 months of work and waiting ruined.
@@johnanders8760 in addition to your points, he has been eating the beans for months. Every time OP gets them the roommate eats them. So if one bag is $8 and you have to wait months, the roommate probably made OP waste over a year of his life on a wait list to not get to eat his own beans.
the "new baby just dropped" is so funny to me and even more funny that no one else acknowledged it
they never acknowledge damien's jokes😩💔
"and i got the big room! :D" - Damien
"5 of us lived on the third floor of a man's home" - Angela
One of my college roommates had undiagnosed bipolar disorder. I once came home and my side of the room and closet was completely trashed. Naturally, I had to tell my RA and the RA got her taken off the housing list. The day she moved out, her mother came to help get everything packed. As they were leaving, the mom turned to my other roommates and I and said, "I don't care about what she's told me. You all are very lovely individuals and I'm so sorry for any trouble she's caused you "
how do you know she had undiagnosed bipolar disorder if it was undiagnosed and, from the sounds of it, she didn’t like any of you very much if she was shit talking you to her mom? i can’t tell if you’re trying to shame her, brag about the fact that her mother liked y’all, or just felt like sharing a story but it feels weird to blast your ex-roommate for having mental health struggles in the same comment as you talk about her mom apologizing to you and saying you’re great… and that’s it. there’s no other point to your comment so it just feels disrespectful to someone who, if they actually DID have undiagnosed bipolar disorder and you didn’t just armchair diagnose them, was going through some shit i doubt they’d ever want relived and even more likely, wouldn’t want shared on the internet. even if it is anonymous..
Admittedly, I do feel for the bean guy. It's so frustrating living with entitled roommates and I get wanting to get revenge, but like also I'm surprised that OP didn't hide the expensive beans in his room - not blaming him for his roommate's behavior but it's a way to get him to stop.
If you're paying rent you shouldn't have to hide your beans from a common space that you pay to use
Hide your bg3 saves
"It's either crocs or sex toys" is gonna live in my head rent free for all time.
Just wanted to say Angela looks absolutely gorgeous in this episode, she is literally glowing
1:09:23 “I’m so glad we all lived together back then. Those are memories that I’ll never forget. Like I was that little grasshopper that would run around, ykwim?”
“Yeah, and shayne was always chasing you with that fly paper.” 💀💀
such an underrated joke! as Damien often tells haha
I didn't remember that story until I read this just now, making me connect the dots, haha 😂
This is literally the third time I have heard the "clean air fee" good lord I can’t take this story anymore😂 Everytime it gets more and more ridiculous
Same, I've seen it covered 3 times now, and it doesn't lose it's delulu factor
Same, third time, and the delulu is strong with this one
If I was one of the plant guy's roommates I would have made the compromise "how about you take all your plants into you room and out of the shared space, then we don't need to pay anything!"
This! The common space belongs to everyone who is paying rent. You do not get to put your stuff there and then tell people they need to pay more or else aren’t allowed to spend time in their own common room (which is what would happen if they weren’t allowed to breathe in it!) If you want to keep your air to yourself, you can keep it in your personal space.
This was def more of a positive episode - the cat story made me really angry but then, at the resolution, made my heart so full! Loved that ending.
23:45 “And that’s why we read”
I can’t Angela is EVERYTHING
I don’t know who the girl in the background is, but her laugh is so full of joy and cuteness that warms my heart.
That's Emily. She has a really distinctive laugh. Occasionally in these you'll hear Kiana, too, but not this one.
I love hearing the other people giggle.
Especially in the Culinary Crime videos.
My four month old is for some reason obsessed with this specific group. My whole pregnancy I looked forward to reddit readings so even though he's never met any of you he recognizes all your voices and Shane, Angela and Damien are his favorite 😂
aw that's so dang cute! 🥹
The Smosh babyyy lol
That's so sweet! There was a reddit post recently about how another baby was obsessed with Shayne! So your kiddo is not alone
i misread the first sentence as four YEAR old and was like "...should he be listening to these?" but never mind 😂 that's really cute aww
Oh, that cat story is so wholesome, it made me tear up! It's so rare to get a good ending to Reddit stories like that.
Glad to see they replaced the candles that Angela chomped on 😂😂😂
OMG I JUST NOTICED
LOL WHAT what episode was that
They're usually orange. They just changed them for that episode
Would absolutely DIE if there were candles with her feral little bite marks in them 🤣
@BasicGeometry it's the video where they guess what objects are chocolate (on this channel)
I'm so glad the cat story was resolved well because THAT would have been the worst one for me if not. But damn that was some learning curve she traversed.
43:55 whoever's cough that was I feel them, they sounded like they tried with everything to hold that in but it burst out anyway
Hahaha you're so right. Shayne even got thrown off for a millisecond
Person who coughed that one time, we stand with you
I just came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed 😂
Coughers of the world unite!
I’m just crying at the ad break timing. “That potting soil likely has- Lemonade. Pet. Insurance.” 9:35
i adore banana pudding as a name omg. i hope that couple can learn even more from their roommate on how to properly take care of their kitty. side note, elderly cats are the sweetest things ever, if you give them love on their terms they will always love you, im glad they were able to discover that!
As a cat lover and someone who’s lived my whole life with cats, the cat story was making me so upset. I’m so glad op listened to the comments and realized what an ass she was, and that she was seemingly able to reconcile with the roommate and make both cats happier.
Now that I’m thinking about it, I wonder if they got their own litter box for the new cat?
*she. it was very clearly stated that op was a woman.
@@xxxx2920 oops, thanks! I wrote this at the end of the whole video and didn’t bother to double check.
That first story is INSANE!! And that's coming from someone who also has 100+ plants, I would NEVER! Also, except for repotting season, I don’t spend $25 every month on plant things. What a joke
and it wasn’t even $25 total, it was PER ROOMMATE
They said they spend thousands of dollars.. didn't say per what though but still, thousands of dollars? Like do the plants get gold infused water or what?
Probably buying rare plants they can't afford.
I looked it up….. there’s a WAITING LIST for the beans 😭😭😭 but I guess they are expensive for beans but not that pricey. My grandma used to say “ who don’t hear, will feel”. In certain situations you can’t tell ppl how they should react to blatant disrespect to their property MULTIPLE times.
I love how Damien is more shocked of the concept of shoes in the dishwasher than sextoys.
Also I remember finding shoes(only shoes and nothing else) in our dishwasher as a teenager and just closing it again, because I didn't know how to deal with that. I asked my stepdad later on what that was about and he just told me that he'd seen it on Pinterest and wanted to try it. Never seen him do it again, so I suppose it wasn't a great idea.
To be fair. Shoes are nastier than sex toys and probably have more things on them that can't be safe to consume
Shoes in the dishwasher is wild. Who's mind goes to the dishwasher before washing machine
@@soundninja99 I mean it sort of makes sense since it won't toss them around which would break most shoes, I guess.
@@WhoamI-kt9yv washing machines wash shoes perfectly fine. Some shoes might need gentle cycle. I wash most of my shoes in the washing machine. Also, I wash much more delicate things in the washing machine on a weekly basis, most notably lace underwear
I love how many crazy roommates stories Shayne and Damien have. Like the Reddit stories were wild but I'm so much more fascinated by Shayne living in a concrete box while the rest of the roomies dealt with "the two dirty hippies". The joys of living in LA!
I think they talked more about it in the past roommates episode. Plus probably in old podcast episodes and general videos. So many stories!
Yeah it was an old smash cast Coutney was in it with Shayne and Damien that's how I knew he'd bring up the spiders
Lol if this episode had Courtney and Damien as the guests it would just be a couch of people who've had to live with Shayne 😭
Pretty sure the last roommate video was that lineup. Without us knowing that was the case though.
@@hernameispekka_Rebecca omgggggggggg
What are you talking about? They clearly stated that Angela lived in an attic with them
My worst roommate was when I shared a dorm with 3 other women in college. One of them was filthy and wouldn't clean up after herself to the point where our shared space had an ant problem due to the dirty dishes that she would leave out for extended periods of time. The ant problem infuriated her, and she began verbally abusing us and accusing us of not cleaning the apartment. It was her mess, though. One time, she started screaming at my boyfriend for not taking out our kitchen trash. He didn't live there. It wasn't his responsibility.
Her behavior escalated over the course of a year, and she began threatening physical violence against all of us. Things like saying she'd punch us, get a gun to shoot us, and that we better watch our backs. We were so concerned, the three of us went and reported her to school security. Nothing happened (with school security or otherwise), but I jumped at the first opportunity to switch dorms. Sometimes I think about her and wonder if she managed to turn into a stable adult... probably not.
Cheetahs can be befriended, they can never be owned, trust me.
I cannot overstate how awesome damien is
something abt shayne repeating "brand new baby" over and over is just very entertaining to me
Bean story: those beans are expensive, and the roommate stole them more than once. Don't mess with other people's food.
OP's response was disproportionate, and I think they're being overly precious about the QUALITY of said food...but yeah, roomie was being an asshole. The fact that he was asked repeatedly not to touch it and responded with "I think we should share your food" is entitled as hell. It's unfortunate that instead of conveying 'my roommate repeatedly violates my boundaries and refuses to communicate responsibly', OP decides to wax poetic about how special these beans are.
@@vaderwalksidk man. I looked it up, and heirloom crops are absolutely no joke, especially from Rancho Gordo. I saw a comment saying that they waited on a wait list for TWO YEARS to start getting beans shipped to his house. People are SERIOUS about their beans
He wasted OP's money (expensive beans) and he paid in his time @@vaderwalks
@@autumnsprite the problem I have with the story is did OP ever actually explain why the beans are expensive and hard to get or did they just tell their roommate "They're heirloom beans" and expected them to understand the nuance. If OP never truly sat down and explained to the roommate then I would say OP overreacted, if they did explain everything and the roommate still continued that behavior then maybe it's not as unwarranted.
I don't know why he wouldn't just buy regular dry beans at the grocery store or bulk food store. They're super cheap. I could understand wanting organic beans, but heirloom? Most if not all the bean varieties at the store are heirloom.
As someone who once had 100+ plants throughout my house... yeah it's a lot. But the air doesn't smell/feel noticably "cleaner", especially not enough to charge someone for it lmao
Damien, “… hearing carnival music as your eye twitches.” 🤣🤣🤣
I do that! 😂
@@lifewuzonceezrDoesn’t everyone?
Does this not happen to everyone
Damn, apparently those beans can have years long waitlists. Beans are a serious business.
11:01 the real analogy is if you're hobby was baking and you charged them for the air smelling like brownies. They don't actually get any brownies
“Its a place for the bugs to go”
*nam flashback to pothos that every grandma neglects and thrives in spite being inches from death*
tbf, Rancho Gordo does sell some good beans. Their "bean of the month" club has a several-year-long waiting list lmao.
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With shipping it's also like $17 for a pound MINIMUM. I still think it's a dumbass way to handle the situation, but like I get it
Angela and Damien just make the perfect duo for these things.
The sibling energy is strong with these ones.
Idk why it looked like Angela was awkward around him?
Damien's "cheetahs can be befriended, but never owned" comment was very chosen lol
I looooove whoever was full-on CACKLING off screen. Their laugh made me laugh harder. 🤣
Shayne:"and they were roomates!"
Angela and Damian:"oh my god they were roomates.."
I love how most of the time they start the stories 1 minute in, but Damien and Angela have so many crazy stories that it takes an extra minute and a half to start.
look... I'm a theater kid and ALL I could think about in story 2 is the fact that Angela made ZERO Into The Woods references. Literally its beans, beans and nothing BUT beans
omg I grew up on into the woods with my mom and grandpa ❤
Well that particular reference is actually greens, greens, and nothing but greens... so the end wouldn't really justify the beans.
sorry, but why exactly would she make such references? You mean Into The Woods the movie or book, right?
genuinely confused and wanna understand
@@dannykent6190 *sigh* bested by Stephen Sondheim (and a few glasses of wine) once again! I'll turn in my theater kid badge and jazz hands 😔
@@dannykent6190then it's say "Beans,
BEANS?
My special beans!"
Bean guy was angry for HOURS! That’s RAGE 😭😭😭😭
I would be too if i had to wait 2 years for them 😂
Ok, Shayne saying “Brand New Baby™️” like somebody talking about a new phone or a new tv is so funny to me. I know it’s supposed to mean it’s a new born baby, but it’s still funny lol
Honestly, I support bean guy. After multiple conversations, the roommate knew that he was wrong. He should've known that he had something coming. Leaving 2-3 beans is CRAZY. Was it the perfect solution? No. But roommate can't be mad that bean guy retaliates
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I agree to a certain extent, but I think that instead of throwing all the gear off a cliff, they should have put it all in containers, and hid it somewhere, keeping track of it all. Ask the person who took the beans to pay the price of all the beans he took, and to promise never to do it again, then retrieve the gear.
If he does it again, that's the point where you destroy the save
If what Damien said is true that you can drop inventory in a bag/chest ect., I would't throw it over a cliff, but hidden it all around in the obscure corners of the game.
@@bradforever10 I mean did he hide his bean? no, they are gone, so should his gear
rancho gordo beans are really good. I would never forgive my roommate if he did this shit
58:34 “CALL SHONDALAND” ANGELA IS SO REAL FOR THAT LMAOOOO
The way Damien said "new baby just dropped" made me think like "check it out, new baby just dropped. Top tracks are 'wah wah wah' and 'pfffft ew what's that smell?' " 😂
The fact that during the night having plants actually reduces air quality shows that the first person was not only insane but also wrong 😅
I was screaming at my screen "PLANTS RELEASE CO2 AT NIGHT!!"
They do!???
@@cosmicsprint Yes, they do. Pants release CO2 at night, which is why people advise to not keep plants on your closed bedroom.
MOST plants, NASA has done some research on a couple plants and apparently there’s a couple of species that produce oxygen at night as well.
@@765Katithey release much less CO2 than humans. There's absolutely no danger to having plants in a closed bedroom.
Roommate: Dude I put in over 100 hours on Baldurs Gate 3 do you have any idea what you just erased
OP: Yeah I know, it took me multiple hours to figure out how to throw all of your shit down that cliff
OP: And it took me multiple hours to earn the money to buy the beans you keep eating without permission. 🤷🏾♀️
@@MovableNu
The beans they're talking about have a wait list.
Getting more of those beans would take longer than an entire playthrough of baldurs gate 3.
The beans thing, they gave them multiple opportunities to do the right thing and they repeatedly didn't. It wasn't like it was the first time it happened, and leaving it essentially empty was not an accident. It sounds like the roommate specifically chose the beans to eat because it would bother them, and they wanted to enjoy the power trip of getting away with it, and then were shocked when they didn't. Weaponized incompetence getting shut down helps everybody
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Shayne saying brand new baby 10+ times in the span of 60 seconds 😂
The bean reaction is valid. Mess with the beans you get the gas
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Literally wasted his food time money and happiness it's extremely fair the guy can just put back his time in the game which he has fun playing, on the other if OP wants some beans he got to find them BUY more and wait for them to arrive
@@ulgenrabishlave4645 yeah, even ignoring the price, just the fact that he took food that wasn't his (which he knew, because OP told him it was not for sharing) and that OP was counting on for his own meals... maybe it's the food insecurity in me but going to make a meal when you need to eat only to find out someone knowingly took that food away from you is way worse than having to replay a game
Ayy I'm glad to see people in the comments knows what's up
They're kinda biased because they played and enjoyed baldurs gate 3 and said "Its an experience youre throwing away"
The friend owns the game, OP owns the beans. Friend takes beans, OP takes game
Friend has to put TIME to get back their game
OP has to put MONEY AND TIME to get back the special beans
They couldve done more tbh and just delete the game + steam account or some other higher level degree of pettiness, but they didn't. Its absolutely fair
Beans story
Wemt back to the start cause i was pretty sure OP said they'd told the roommate not to eat the beans which for me makes it a lot worse than just eating the beans. Not asking permission to use someones stuff is bad enough, but taking and using something they have specifically told you not to use is a massive escalation. OP also mentions they've caught them 3 times previously using their beans without permission and told them not to do it again. Which again each time you have to tell someone not to do something is an escalation again
Not only that, but they did try to come to a compromise where the roommate contributed to the cost.