Asmongold LOSES IT while watching "Harry Potter with Guns"

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  • @Norsy
    @Norsy ปีที่แล้ว +31958

    The philosopher's scope
    The bullet chamber of secrets
    The prisoner of az-Kablam
    The goblet of misfire (cedric didn't properly maintain his firearm)
    The order of the phoenix 9mm
    The half clip prince
    The deathly hollowpoints
    The deathly hollowpoints part 2: reloaded

    • @KeeganRusz
      @KeeganRusz ปีที่แล้ว +3390

      Halfclip prince 💀💀😭

    • @vitortrevisan336
      @vitortrevisan336 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

      LMAO it hurt my belly of how much I laughed at your comment man

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning ปีที่แล้ว +609

      This fucking got me good

    • @hectphil
      @hectphil ปีที่แล้ว +541

      The 9mm of the Phoenix

    • @AstonJay
      @AstonJay ปีที่แล้ว +192

      This would have been so much better!😄

  • @Kastellium
    @Kastellium ปีที่แล้ว +13452

    Hagrid: "You are an American Harry" hands him a 9mm

    • @aleksandarsavevski377
      @aleksandarsavevski377 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Nah an AR 15 better

    • @FishingParrot
      @FishingParrot ปีที่แล้ว +697

      Glockwarts Legacy

    • @asmerX100
      @asmerX100 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      if harry potter's franchise was american:

    • @aesthetics8230
      @aesthetics8230 ปีที่แล้ว

      *HERESY INFRON OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JOHN MOSES BROWNING. GIVE HIM A 1911 IN 45. ACP*

    • @trixus4768
      @trixus4768 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      .45 ACP

  • @hal1385
    @hal1385 ปีที่แล้ว +14896

    That first scene makes Dumbledore look like a psychopath, just walking down the street and blasting street lamps with his pistol. I love it.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      Just a regular tweaker

    • @B3RyL
      @B3RyL ปีที่แล้ว

      He's probably on crack

    • @TDPlague
      @TDPlague ปีที่แล้ว +504

      Sanest homeless man

    • @TheBlackYoshie
      @TheBlackYoshie ปีที่แล้ว +303

      He's just a Vietnam vet having some trauma, pretty normal old-timer antics

    • @aliastheabnormal
      @aliastheabnormal ปีที่แล้ว +25

      At least it wasn't Homer Simpson.

  • @zenithreplays9926
    @zenithreplays9926 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1137

    Severious Snape: "You dare use my own shells against me Potter?"

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      🤣

    • @k.2167
      @k.2167 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      imagine if Ron pulled out a shot gun when he told malfoy to *"EAT SLUGS!"*

    • @MereImitation
      @MereImitation 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Buckshot the hippogriff
      The Fire Bolt Action broom
      Mr. Weasley’s flying carbine
      The Invisibility Choke
      Professor Dumble*bore*
      (alternatively you can also go with Gryffin*bore* House)
      Tom Riddle (you don’t even need to change this one)
      The parody practically writes itself

    • @Michael-uc2pn
      @Michael-uc2pn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@MereImitation Tommy Riddled

  • @kira-dk2mx
    @kira-dk2mx ปีที่แล้ว +7429

    Hermoine executing Nevile to maintain their cover is hilarious.

    • @alexanderbobylev4811
      @alexanderbobylev4811 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Nevile was never seen again.

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Hermione: "Good, that's one less loose end"

    • @NGCS-ej4lz
      @NGCS-ej4lz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      Nevile got smoked 🔫

    • @dimaselang3991
      @dimaselang3991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@alvianekka80wizard-06 requesting into holding pattern

    • @user-dm2hr3qk9l
      @user-dm2hr3qk9l 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Neuville isn't relevant anyways

  • @ThatsMySkill
    @ThatsMySkill ปีที่แล้ว +19355

    as a kid i always found it weird that voldemort didnt just get a gun and shot harry. like yeah hes the boy who survived but i doubt the boy who survived is gonna survive a 9mm to the dome KKonaW

    • @ceshmate1953
      @ceshmate1953 ปีที่แล้ว +4859

      You think a racist wizard would use muggle weapons ?

    • @kawkasaurous
      @kawkasaurous ปีที่แล้ว +976

      Missed the whole as a kid part. Really adds context

    • @adlilzafri2322
      @adlilzafri2322 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      KKwhat?

    • @ThatsMySkill
      @ThatsMySkill ปีที่แล้ว +640

      @@ceshmate1953 if it gets the job done, why not?

    • @bhirawamaylana466
      @bhirawamaylana466 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      @@ceshmate1953 they should be coz I doubt even Wizard can survive nuclear weapon.

  • @WhoIsOlton
    @WhoIsOlton ปีที่แล้ว +5592

    the balance between absolutely disturbing and knee slapping hilarity is perfect. 10/10 shots in the air.

    • @AlphaAlarmClock
      @AlphaAlarmClock ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome harry, to buy a gun alley

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Lol this is what happens when you allow a wizarding school to open up in Texas lol

    • @_Umbrael_
      @_Umbrael_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@tylersoto7465 As a Texan, can confirm.

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Surprisingly way safer than actual Hogwarts.

    • @mariothane8754
      @mariothane8754 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tylersoto7465Now that’s a movie I would line up to watch.

  • @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD
    @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +773

    “You need earplugs, Harry”
    “I’m what?”

  • @VenomtheOne
    @VenomtheOne ปีที่แล้ว +37679

    Harry Potter and the Second Amendment

    • @firebankz
      @firebankz ปีที่แล้ว +774

      🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

    • @odond36
      @odond36 ปีที่แล้ว +2611

      Harry Potter and the chamber of Bullets

    • @xuncledaddy4377
      @xuncledaddy4377 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

      Harry Potter and the chamber is loaded

    • @makoto_0
      @makoto_0 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      based on true story

    • @Yepitsmedude
      @Yepitsmedude ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@odond36 BRO 😂

  • @trailmixvids
    @trailmixvids ปีที่แล้ว +6078

    This isn't just a small video by the way. They did the entire movie and it's fantastic

    • @JDRK87
      @JDRK87 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      I still do have it on my HDD :D

    • @tedlessthan3
      @tedlessthan3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

      “They”
      Man I hate how everyone loves this but no one knows who made it. Russ Stephan spent so much time on this project lol

    • @trailmixvids
      @trailmixvids ปีที่แล้ว +411

      @@tedlessthan3 I mean I DO know who made it, but it's way easier to just use a neutral term to get the point across because the point of my message was to discuss the fact that it was an entire film, not the people who made it

    • @Banana_boat
      @Banana_boat ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Where can we find the full movie?

    • @iAmJoshC
      @iAmJoshC ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Banana_boat good question , I’d like to know that as well

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy ปีที่แล้ว +7943

    I love how Hermoine is just a menace with a gun...

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos ปีที่แล้ว +837

      She's muggleborn so she's got the skills in her blood

    • @Afdch
      @Afdch ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Biblically accurate

    • @Viroh
      @Viroh ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope she'd do me too

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Its pretty in character tbh

    • @xkidgey
      @xkidgey ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Neville, I'm really really sorry about this _blam_

  • @c.i.a6519
    @c.i.a6519 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "Remember, Switching between your wand and your guns is much faster than casting a spell "
    Dark Arts Professor ~John Price~

    • @tripptank
      @tripptank 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "Wingardian..."
      BANG*

    • @dieterdohlen6386
      @dieterdohlen6386 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tripptank wingardium you Murican :D

    • @walkingmemetichazard
      @walkingmemetichazard หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Honestly, some random wizard dual-wielding a gun and a wand sounds metal af.
      They lock streams in a duel and they just pull a General Grievous and pull out their pistol.

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For the record, Gaz said that

  • @GladioInanis
    @GladioInanis ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    "You're a Texan Harry" - Hagrid

  • @kellyfulmen6046
    @kellyfulmen6046 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    _"Dobby is free!"_
    *_[Concerning click of sudden safety removal.]_*
    _"Master gave Dobby a glock!"_

    • @mahbuddykeith1124
      @mahbuddykeith1124 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Glocks have no external safety

    • @6Mar99
      @6Mar99 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Should have been a 1911, not a glock lol

    • @kellyfulmen6046
      @kellyfulmen6046 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mahbuddykeith1124
      _Well, they should._

    • @Narshe311
      @Narshe311 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@6Mar99 glock rhymes with sock weirdo

  • @gaijinkuri684
    @gaijinkuri684 ปีที่แล้ว +3153

    I mean, the death spell is pretty much just a voice activated gun.

    • @pranayravi9449
      @pranayravi9449 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Death spell to the knee is very different from a bullet to the knee.

    • @benjaminhartsock3281
      @benjaminhartsock3281 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pranayravi9449 Yeah, one kills you painlessly.

    • @catswellthecat7855
      @catswellthecat7855 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except using a gun on a baby at point blank would’ve worked better than the death spell apparently

    • @emanuelperez3595
      @emanuelperez3595 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Bullets are faster than words. Im not sure if wizard have super reflexes but i doubt they would see a bullet. 🤔 This need more science research man

    • @rumpelstiltskin6150
      @rumpelstiltskin6150 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@emanuelperez3595 Now imagine someone drinking Felix Felicis before a gunfight.

  • @Alticroo
    @Alticroo ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this"
    has the same energy as "look at the flowers"

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    The fact this is an actual full made film.

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      WAIT IT IS? LMAOOO

    • @Fluctlight15
      @Fluctlight15 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@d4s0n282 Yeah, its on HBO bro

    • @TheIrysVyrus
      @TheIrysVyrus ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@d4s0n282 oh yeah there's a lot of fan made edits out there like this, that's completely full on movies, I think I remember seeing the full movie of this on a reddit forum years ago

    • @mech0p
      @mech0p ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@d4s0n282 its on odysee

    • @ExceedProduction
      @ExceedProduction ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Shoutout to coldmirror's parodies. Still cite them to this day.

  • @Chris349
    @Chris349 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    I always wondered in the Harry Potter world what would be more deadly: a muggle with a gun or a wizard? The thing about guns is that the bullets move faster than a wizard would be able to think or react to. So if the muggle had the element of surprise he would likely win.

    • @morbidmordred5684
      @morbidmordred5684 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Most likely. It ultimately depends on both parties. Someone who has never fired a gun before might have trouble with a skilled wizard. But a military trained sniper would take out pretty much anyone before they could react.

    • @HellsRaven4444
      @HellsRaven4444 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      JK Rowling actually answered that a long time ago, stating that a man wth a shotgun can generally shoot much faster than a wizard can cast a spell

    • @silksongreleasedate5883
      @silksongreleasedate5883 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yes but expelliarmus and lot of other spells could beat a gun given enough time to cast

    • @whitygoose
      @whitygoose ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tiborklein5349i will definitely learn wind magic for laundry.

    • @camoking3609
      @camoking3609 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      ​@@HellsRaven4444what's even funnier is that Voldamort's motivation is basically "wizards and witches are superior to humans, we should rule them and kill anyone who disagrees"
      Now I wanna see the AU where Voldamort completely conquers the magic world, takes his invasion to the human world and get destroyed by like the navy seals or something

  • @Gredran
    @Gredran ปีที่แล้ว +700

    My favorite part about this is how Vernon is literally threatening Harry’s life with a literal gun, and still adds in that he’s not gonna have meals for a week.

    • @ogfuzzy8631
      @ogfuzzy8631 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Technically the truth

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "I will watch as you starve to death, or I could shoot you now"
      Gun Vernon is actually better than the film version, starvation is kinda rough.

  • @RandomGuy-gp4qz
    @RandomGuy-gp4qz ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “You’re American, harry.”

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "I'm a what?"

    • @gamerx3071
      @gamerx3071 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm a twat?

  • @glinkler1422
    @glinkler1422 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    I always found it funny how the Wizarding World of Harry Potter was so convinced that they could simply conquer the muggles. Yet they didn’t know the function of rubber duck. I’d like to see them understand the function of AH-64 Apache helicopter.

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq ปีที่แล้ว +444

      I really wish there was an american equivalent wizarding school that uses caster guns like outlaw star instead of wands.

    • @mike7546
      @mike7546 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Bruh, its easy to dispatch an apache helicopter with magic, just throw it some avada kddavra and the pilot is dead

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      ​@@mike7546 would it even go through the glass?

    • @mike7546
      @mike7546 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @jacthing1 if it doesnt then it would probably destroy the glass, avada kedavra does seem to break objects.
      If the killing spell is too hard to use, since it does work depending on the user's will, a simpler magic like transfiguration (something everyone in hogwarts knows to do). Transfiguring the propeller blades to wood or even bubbles would probably instantly destroy a chopper.
      Plus if the ministry and the magic world really wanted to destroy human governments, i bet they could do it easily, after all dementors can only be stopped by a patronus charm

    • @tyranidswarmlord9722
      @tyranidswarmlord9722 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Or artillary, nukes even.
      Grindelwald's Protego Diabolica is the largest AoE effecting spell and it wouldve taken hours to burn down Paris.
      Even 1942 nukes would be nigh instant.

  • @JSmellerM
    @JSmellerM ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Alohomora is lowkey the best part. You can even steal this without the use of guns. Imagine kicking a door in and shouting 'Alohomora' first.

    • @edgarazevedo1306
      @edgarazevedo1306 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      "Alohomora, Muthafucker!"🦵

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Dammit Carl, read another book"

    • @cooking4fun2011
      @cooking4fun2011 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@edgarazevedo1306 Samuel L. Jackson must approve.

    • @drivewaystar6485
      @drivewaystar6485 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I want to do this now

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      millenial shaft

  • @michaelfranks2844
    @michaelfranks2844 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    You go far enough back in time and this would still be seen as magic

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer napalm

    • @ManicObsevations
      @ManicObsevations ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To some I still is.
      Like imagine living on an island and seeing this Giant loud bird, that then lands, and out pops these, things. And then after you deal with them you find all this weird stuff, and a funny stick. But the stick makes a l o u d sound and launches something. Reallllly hard. And it h u r t s

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Magic is just science that can't be explained yet.

    • @guifdcanalli
      @guifdcanalli ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@Oxley016more like magic is any phenomenon science cannot explain yet

  • @MyWatchIsEnded
    @MyWatchIsEnded 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    For anyone who thinks that guns aren't a threat to wizards just remember the original owner of the elder wand had his throat cut with a knife lol..

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is true.
      Wizards may be powerful but they are still Human.

    • @akumasstorytime3910
      @akumasstorytime3910 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was still asleep when that happened. The only thing protego can't stop is the killing curse, so bullets aren't exactly going to do much.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@akumasstorytime3910 The funny thing about shots is that, at sufficient range, you only hear them AFTER it's too late.

    • @akumasstorytime3910
      @akumasstorytime3910 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MemoristCed wizards can also teleport within milliseconds.

  • @dustys5512
    @dustys5512 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Ah yes, the old levitating a feather by shooting it into the air with bullets trick. Done that one a few times myself. 🙂

    • @Necro-the-Pyro
      @Necro-the-Pyro ปีที่แล้ว +17

      usually the feathers are already in the air when you shoot them...

    • @Sifter2K
      @Sifter2K ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At what point did the feather die though? Coz that's alot of bullets.

    • @jaxjax2011
      @jaxjax2011 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Sifter2Kbullets dont hit the feather, they create a low pressure zone behind them and pull the feather into the space where the bullet travelled as long as its nearby. This mostly pulls the feather to the side, but that movement creates a lifting force which also pushes them up.
      At least, I'd assume this is how it works. I've never shot feathers before.

    • @Ratzmoonmopes
      @Ratzmoonmopes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This was my favorite part. Devil May Cry enemy juggling with Ebony and Ivory

  • @StatikV87
    @StatikV87 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    I lost it the first time I saw it too. Laughed out loud when Hermione goes, "Neville, I'm really really sorry about this...," then pulls a pistol and blows him away. Then Ron is like, "You're a little scary sometimes." lol 🤣

    • @alexanderlow919
      @alexanderlow919 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      And that's how Ron met his future wife

    • @marcorizzoni9766
      @marcorizzoni9766 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@alexanderlow919
      A shotgun wedding for sure 😂.

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *was kidnapped by his future wife.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks sssniperwolf 😁

    • @vampire_catgirl
      @vampire_catgirl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you for summerising, otherwise we'd have no idea which scene where Hermoine kills Neville you were referring to

  • @USMC-Goforth
    @USMC-Goforth ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Potter when Voldemort rolls up" Ain't no secrets in this chamber bitch"

    • @johnnorris5675
      @johnnorris5675 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "The only things in this chamber are bullets with your name."

    • @Yusabich
      @Yusabich 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Underrated comment

  • @lucasv2035
    @lucasv2035 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    0:14 he sounds like killer from one piece lmao

    • @kiluazptlk
      @kiluazptlk 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      American Harry Potter 😅

  • @imorangejuice3592
    @imorangejuice3592 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I actually was so hyped when this came out that I actually downloaded it 2 hours after it came out. so I have the entire movie of harry potter with guns. and its amazing. the whole 2 hours and 31 minutes of this movie having guns instead of magic its so amazing

    • @Kazu-don
      @Kazu-don ปีที่แล้ว +20

      may i knoiw where to download it?

    • @brofist6482
      @brofist6482 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can u reupload it?

    • @wingzzzzy
      @wingzzzzy ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it's kinda funny that it was to battle gun violence in movies but it made me love guns more

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wingzzzzy isn't fucked up how that shit works lmao its like growing up with D.A.R.E. just to sell t shirts of D.A.R.E. memes

    • @wingzzzzy
      @wingzzzzy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonyzullo I don't think so as gun violence is always becouse people are violent and not becouse guns kill people , people kill people.

  • @Dr.UldenWascht
    @Dr.UldenWascht ปีที่แล้ว +180

    * Blowing away gun-smoke from the barrel * Dumbledore responded calmly.

    • @EldenRingplayer407
      @EldenRingplayer407 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Movie version: “HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR TAG IN THE GOBLET OF MISFIRE!?!” Dumbledore runs up to Harry and points a 0.357 Magnus at Harry’s head. “Didja ask one o’va other students to do it for ya!?”

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    The gun pointing at Harry’s head by his uncle was hilarious lol

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah:):)

    • @MrMegaDanila
      @MrMegaDanila ปีที่แล้ว +4

      now... if theres ANY funny business.....

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 ปีที่แล้ว

      But also kinda weird since they’re Europeans and not Americans (or wizards according to the fake version of the British)

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh hush up it's supposed to be funny.
      😂

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    1:28 the guy almost dropping the nunchunks is deeply underated.

  • @MattyMatthew-m4o
    @MattyMatthew-m4o ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Friendly reminder that in the books it is said that Sirius Black killed a bunch of Death Eaters with a "loud metal wand" that went "bang"
    Sirius pulled a fuckin' gun on em. Yes, this is canon.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I almost perfectly remember the line in the book going: "rumours have it that he is carrying a gun (a sort of metal wand Muggles use to kill each other)"
      Granted, this is a re-translation, but I can support this comment

    • @voldemort008
      @voldemort008 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      The Daily Prophet claimed he was carrying a "fire-leg", aka a gun, in book 3 after his escape from Azkaban, but it was definitely never stated that he used it to kill anyone, never mind a bunch of death eaters two books later.

    • @MrSailing101
      @MrSailing101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Ok folks, here's what you are misremembering. After Sirius escaped, the ministry let their muggle counterparts know that a "dangerous dark wizard" was on the loose, and to tell the public to be on the lookout, but to be warned he has a gun. Sirius does not actually have a gun, the muggles who aren't cleared to know the truth just believe he has one.

    • @thisdude9363
      @thisdude9363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@MrSailing101If any wizard would be willing to try using one, it would have been Sirius. Its kind of funny how muggle technology is actually better than a lot of its magical counterparts but Wizards just keep doing stuff the old way out of pride.

    • @MolGaeilge
      @MolGaeilge 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sirius Strapped

  • @CChissel
    @CChissel ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    It should be renamed, Harry Potter and the field trip to America.

    • @SirCaco
      @SirCaco ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Dirty Harry and the Chamber of Six Shots

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They aren't good enough shots. My buddy's kids could outshoot them :)

    • @ryantay9642
      @ryantay9642 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Harry Potter and the Second Amendment.

    • @anthonyluna352
      @anthonyluna352 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's shotgun

    • @alvinderama3196
      @alvinderama3196 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dirty Harry and the 6 chamber Magnum!

  • @Zaque-TV
    @Zaque-TV ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The funniest part for me was Voldemort almost dropping the nunchucks 🤣

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I thought Harry is going to pull out a gun, like in that that Indiana Jones movie where Indi is facing a swordman.

    • @Ethan-wr2os
      @Ethan-wr2os 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@alvianekka80 Damn lol that's a good callback

    • @k90v85
      @k90v85 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thats not voldemort is it?

    • @Makjaoiuewhxkjs
      @Makjaoiuewhxkjs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's Quireldemort

    • @Zaque-TV
      @Zaque-TV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@k90v85 yeah its barely alive voldemort in the dark forest

  • @yunamoonlight1015
    @yunamoonlight1015 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    I watched it with my friends. Long story short, I was the only one who had a great time. My friends thought it was underwhelming because it was just regular Harry Potter but with guns edited in. Like, what did they expect?!?! A completely new movie? Creating this as is must have been a lot of work already!

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Honestly I found it underwhelming too, not necessarily because they did a bad job on it but rather because Philosopher's Stone is such a slow-paced movie and the gun edits are so few and far between that you just zone out after a while of nothing happening, so I prefer the short version for condensing the essence of it into a few minutes. Yes, there are a couple of great moments that aren't in the video but once you've seen this vid you're not really missing much

    • @cgmaster2
      @cgmaster2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Honestly the slow pacing is what made it so funny for us. It's best to watch it with friends who like the movies or were planning to watch them all anyways like a marathon. There's enough time between the edits that sometimes you forget there are changes as your just enjoying the movie and then blam Hermione fucking caps Neville with a revolver and everyone loses it.

    • @NitroZx3
      @NitroZx3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm not really a harry potter person, but even if i were, this would probably get old pretty quick. It'll be funny for like the first 20 minutes but at some point, you'll just be watching the movie

  • @meteorseven3
    @meteorseven3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    when you realize voldemort could've turned this 7 book novel series into a 3 paragraph essay....

    • @OrenjiArms
      @OrenjiArms ปีที่แล้ว +83

      "so anyway i started blasting"

    • @manbeard8678
      @manbeard8678 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol

    • @usernamealreadytaken9330
      @usernamealreadytaken9330 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can imagine Voldemort pull up with AK-47, and start blasting.

    • @AllHailMe12431
      @AllHailMe12431 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Voldemort was too fixated on using the Unforgivable Nun-chucks. In the end, that turned out to be his downfall.

    • @verifeli
      @verifeli ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@usernamealreadytaken9330 Avada-Kedavra-47 goes brrr .

  • @GyroZeppel
    @GyroZeppel ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Lol the headshot on Neville while hermione is apologizing had me dying 😂

  • @classact9557
    @classact9557 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Wood getting blasted off his broom with the double-barrel was what got me rolling

  • @carscollection17carsgaming16
    @carscollection17carsgaming16 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    0:11 yes my favourite thing Dumbledore shooting Street lamps

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical ปีที่แล้ว +543

    When I saw this, the Neville scene fucking killed me. Just the juxtaposition between him meekly raising his fists and saying he'll "fight her" and her just pulling out a 9mm and killing him outright in response is too much.
    EDIT: You fucking pervs xD

    • @toper997
      @toper997 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasnt a 9mm. Stop trying to sound like you know shit about guns lol

    • @MayfWasHere
      @MayfWasHere ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Phrasing

    • @peteryocum
      @peteryocum ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@MayfWasHere I didn't even realize there was a non pervy way to read that

    • @Fourtailed98
      @Fourtailed98 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      got here too late

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm so confused. Was "killing him outright" originally worded as "blowing him" or something? Like what?

  • @opo3628
    @opo3628 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Hermoine shooting Neville dead...you see it coming from a mile away and it still absolutely *SLAYS* you. 🤣

  • @Azeltirish
    @Azeltirish ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:37 nice Wizard Eagle

  • @Arch-13609
    @Arch-13609 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Dobby: master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is THUG

  • @apieceoftrash8305
    @apieceoftrash8305 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:03 THE WHAT GAVE HIM THE GUN💀

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "and he just gave him the gun"

  • @joelyjowell3
    @joelyjowell3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:46 when she puts the gun away 😂

  • @malachiw392
    @malachiw392 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:28 death eater in flash gordons voice: I wouldn't wanna fight me neither!

  • @quenking2241
    @quenking2241 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just wanted to say "If Harry Potter played in the US" but then I saw the flag at 2:12

  • @gregbrown8881
    @gregbrown8881 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    OMG that was way more hilarious than I expected. The part when Harry's on the train just shooting bullets into the air is such a mood.

    • @ShatteredF1re7733
      @ShatteredF1re7733 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was digging for this comment. Harry hanging out of the train firing his gun into the air is pure bliss.

  • @Jeca_Tatu
    @Jeca_Tatu ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:46 Dis Nuts 🤣

  • @Azrael-GC
    @Azrael-GC ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That voldemort with the nuncucks part killed me 🤣

    • @Zaque-TV
      @Zaque-TV ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He almost dropped them like in real life 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zzginigzz
    @zzginigzz หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    1:39 ok that killed me

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I'm surprised they never thought about making magical items out of guns.

    • @DyonisX
      @DyonisX ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Make guns out of magical items

    • @NneonNTJ
      @NneonNTJ ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Because Hogwarts is in the UK, not the US

    • @Liwet.
      @Liwet. ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The video game Arcanum explored this concept. Someone who became more adept at magic would break the laws of physics around them. You could probably do some fun magical stuff if you negated friction but then how would you operate a gun?

    • @NathanPa-xo3zj
      @NathanPa-xo3zj ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wished there was guns with magic power for people who couldn't learn magic or muggle

    • @Yamidoragon
      @Yamidoragon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn’t it canon that there is a whole ministry checking for items from outside the wizarding world being imbued with magic? The one that employs Ron’s dad or something

  • @barbarafisher1517
    @barbarafisher1517 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “You’re a shooter Harry”

  • @JiandiP
    @JiandiP ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Haha, big synchronicity here. Last week, I tried to get Chat GPT to write me a short story of how Dumbledore kept a gun in his desk because he secretly distrusts wands. It initially wouldn't. I said suppose it was for altruistic reasons. It then told how Dubledore kept a gun to protect the school from a villan impervious to magic. I laughed picturing the high hour with Dubledoor pulling it from his desk, cocking it back, saying, "No more fucking around."

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Basically you said "Dear robot you wouldn't understand, it's for scientific purposes for the good of humanity. There are dying people out there who need to know."

    • @abhisheklama1393
      @abhisheklama1393 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But man, a villain who is impervious to magic would’ve been cool af

    • @undeadhydra238
      @undeadhydra238 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abhisheklama1393 an american would be a good example of a villain impervious to magic

  • @owarida6241
    @owarida6241 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    -The Philosopher's Aim.
    -The Chamber of Barret.
    -The Prisoner of Alcatraz.
    -The Goblet of Beer.
    -The Order of the Texan.
    -The Halfblack American. (Don't cancel me 💀)
    -The Deathly Caliber.

    • @BruhTNT4258
      @BruhTNT4258 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sirius isn’t half Black, he’s Black!

  • @winster32
    @winster32 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:19
    The *cool* after shooting is always so hilarious.

  • @johnnylams3948
    @johnnylams3948 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:59 laughing hard here.

  • @waltlock8805
    @waltlock8805 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    This had me in stitches. Seriously though, this is why muggles and wizards can't mix in the stories. One SAS sniper could've ended Voldemort's Wizarding War pretty quickly... Probably a big reason why Fantastic Beasts didn't do as well as expected.

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keep in mind Voldemort had a grand total of 7 1-ups in his back pocket. No amount of gunfire would kill him entirely.

    • @LoremasterYnTaris
      @LoremasterYnTaris ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@megaman37456 Just need an 8-round magazine...

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LoremasterYnTaris That's not how it works...

    • @shadowpup3016
      @shadowpup3016 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay so keep killing him over and over again from dozens of miles away where only a scope could even hope to see the sniper and make sure to get all the followers so he can’t get a new body and just in case launch a smear campaign against him

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shadowpup3016 That wouldn't work either, first off Voldemorts Horcruxes aren't a 1 time use, as long as they exist he cannot be killed. The Horcruxes can only be destroyed by extremely niche magical means, so guns wouldn't help you there.
      As for killing his followers, he has hundreds of thousands, you'd be dead before you made a dent in their numbers.
      As for stopping people from getting him a new body, that won't work either as Voldemort when his body is destroyed is able to survive as a Ghostly apparition, thus being able to talk more people onto his side if need be.

  • @Whocares158
    @Whocares158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "You're a Gunslinger, Harry."

  • @Somerandomguy524
    @Somerandomguy524 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Admitedly, there would likely be spells that make you immune to physical damage which would make firearms useless, the work around would be to maybe enchant weapons that shoot magic bullets? I dont know, maybe you can make it so that rather than enchanting firearms you have to enchant individual bullets which would make it a pain in the ass and therefore less OP.

    • @SupremeDouchebaggery
      @SupremeDouchebaggery ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's why you Glock the wizard before they throw up that protego, else they're gonna need a kevlaro

    • @danello9091
      @danello9091 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You can't cast a spell faster than a bullet reaches your skull if you need to incantate it first

    • @Somerandomguy524
      @Somerandomguy524 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@danello9091 Not all magic systems need incantations, i cant remember the specifics of the magic in the Harry Potter world, but in a more general magic world there are likely ways around this, like divination spells which usually focus on information collection and awareness, if you have a magic world with fire arms, magic will likely adapt to that scenario, also, an ambush gives you a huge advantage regardless of the weapon you are using, that is not specific to firearms, in a lot of fantasy worlds mages tend to be targets of assesination, specially during wars.

    • @ArcanistBlack
      @ArcanistBlack ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah its so simple just enchant bullets to do physical and magical damage.

    • @redbard4300
      @redbard4300 ปีที่แล้ว

      The problem is that it's never brought up in the books, so we can only guess that there's probably some kind of counter for guns, even if they made it for muskets or something since wizards don't really keep up with tech development.

  • @filipvadas7602
    @filipvadas7602 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This video is absolutely legendary. The editing is so GOOD! The American flag at 2:10 is just the cherry on top.

    • @thecompanioncube4211
      @thecompanioncube4211 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Didn't notice that one before. What an amazing attention to detail

  • @Mataus
    @Mataus ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I wish I could have at least 1% of Asmon's enjoyment

    • @freakshow7122
      @freakshow7122 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's easy. Just don't use social media and that's it.

    • @mauree1618
      @mauree1618 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      maybe 1% of his money would help with that, lol.

    • @burr69
      @burr69 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mauree1618 If you were rich you’d still be miserable 🤭🤭🤭

    • @swordre5805
      @swordre5805 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or become a youtuber

    • @digitalhouse6969
      @digitalhouse6969 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mauree1618 it's not about the money it's about appreciating what you have or else no will ever be happy

  • @mr.OMnistAR
    @mr.OMnistAR 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:01
    you're a wizard Harry ❎
    You're a American Harry ✔

  • @eliasheydari8434
    @eliasheydari8434 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    0:47 at this legendary moment look at the face of that dude with shot gun🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jazzscorner4176
      @jazzscorner4176 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This time stamp is amazing, spam clicking it brings me endless joy

  • @JonteNitak
    @JonteNitak ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When Neville got shot i lost my shit. I was burst out laughing on the floor 😂 it was unexpected 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I shouldn't be out of breath from laughing at someone being shot out of the air mid quidditch game but here I am.

  • @dooglec8586
    @dooglec8586 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Dirty-Harry Potter”. You feel lucky Voldemort.

  • @Thailux
    @Thailux ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "If Harry Potter was American" is always so funny! 😂

  • @kane322
    @kane322 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Harry Potter but it’s in the US instead of the UK

    • @dannys6871
      @dannys6871 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everyone is dangerously overweight and the grand bathroom is Gender Neutral. everyone identifies as Toasters and F-150's

    • @Pundit2k
      @Pundit2k ปีที่แล้ว

      HIGHLY underrated comment.

    • @Lupain
      @Lupain ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why there is an USA flag at the end😃

  • @Nazareadain
    @Nazareadain ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Happy to see others enjoying certified hood classics like this one.

  • @Rosales3269
    @Rosales3269 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Ok, *NOW* I'm willing to watch Harry Potter.

  • @MangoTangoFox
    @MangoTangoFox ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There's a mod for this for Hogwarts Legacy that looks so cool in the motion of the combat. Someone's also working on a sound effect mod for the spells to go with it, and it's definitely possible as there's a couple of other sound replacement mods already out.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course someone already made a gun mod

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “You’re American Harry.”

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bro that Quidditch match got personal *real* quick 👀

  • @DALEKCHANNELYT
    @DALEKCHANNELYT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Funny thing about this is that i was told that the same person apparently remade the entire first film with guns, and this was the trailer for it

  • @dragonknightleader1
    @dragonknightleader1 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Now the Harry Potter movies make sense! It IS incredibly irresponsible to give pre-teens lethal magic.

  • @patfarabee1862
    @patfarabee1862 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To be fair, that is basically what they did in the series, pass out deadly weapons to children for use in their schoolwork.

  • @GodSlayerOblivion
    @GodSlayerOblivion ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Your a Gangster, Harry"

    • @GodSlayerOblivion
      @GodSlayerOblivion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk if someone already comment this here.... But I had to be sure it was said lol

  • @kartgal
    @kartgal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Omg when hermione twirls the pistol after shooting Neville

  • @hkoizumi3134
    @hkoizumi3134 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I mean that's basically what they are. In the Hogwarts Legacy, they accidentally made the positive claim of concealed carry. A part where the henchmen appears in the pub trying to cause trouble and suddenly every patrons stood up and took out their wands. The henchmen were basically outgunned. It was one of the most peaceful surrender. Proving that arming the populace can bring peace.

    • @JGD714
      @JGD714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Curiously enough if you go to the website of this trailer it's full of anti-gun BS.

    • @Amainville93
      @Amainville93 ปีที่แล้ว

      The difference there is that all those folks in the pub were at least trained for multiple years on how to work their magic so they won’t be a menace to the populace. Some parts of the US you’re allowed to own and handle a gun in public without training.

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Amainville93 I think the sheer quantity of guns was what would cause someone to not open fire in that case, not the fact they were all trained. In fact one person wouldn't know that even the majority of them were trained for years, just that they had wands and were willing to fight.

  • @truckerwolf8369
    @truckerwolf8369 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’d pay money for the whole series of movies to be redone like this

    • @honkhonk9089
      @honkhonk9089 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The whole first movie is redone like this, you can find it pretty easily if you search online

  • @nosondaitchman9073
    @nosondaitchman9073 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When you think about it, giving wands to kids in the Potterverse is worse than giving guns to kids here. Those wands can kill and do a lot worse.

    • @aureliaavalon
      @aureliaavalon ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would think Avadakedavra is their version of a quick gun shot, albeit a more permanent 100% effective one that will kill the victim no matter where it's shot at. In this case, the wands 100% more effective to do big crimes with.

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah but like kids don’t know these spells meanwhile everyone knows how to press a trigger

    • @shabut
      @shabut 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stiegelzeine2186 they are in literal text books in the library.

    • @98locoro
      @98locoro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stiegelzeine2186 What spells? You can kill ANYONE almost like with ANY spell. Those things are dangerous

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They can only kill if you know the right spell. But the kids not having wands is actually worse. The kids without wands could kill with just a mere thought.

  • @Metallica891FAN
    @Metallica891FAN หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When every single spell becomes "Avada Kedavra" 😂

  • @reinaldotorres5844
    @reinaldotorres5844 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This gives defence against the dark arts a whole new meaning.

  • @crackpapa_
    @crackpapa_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait until he finds out that there is a real movie in which Harry Potter really does have guns named "Guns Akimbo" with the original Harry Potter actor, Daniel Radcliffe

  • @cd4953
    @cd4953 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hermoine just straight up executing Neville.

  • @wangfoo2693
    @wangfoo2693 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Even if you watch like Voldemort’s (whose suppose to be a top tier sorcerer) and notice things like reaction time + spell changing + wand swiping you’d notice wizards are sitting ducks in front modern guns. John wick has enough time to put 3 bullets in his head before he can finish a spell

  • @williamspencer5259
    @williamspencer5259 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would go to the theatre and pay money to watch this edit.

  • @Portal2Fan1234
    @Portal2Fan1234 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is better than the original harry potter honestly

  • @kuronaialtani
    @kuronaialtani ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Okay the quidditch shotgun is the hardest I've laughed in a good couple weeks
    Edit: and it immediately gets beaten by the Neville bit

  • @mi12no
    @mi12no 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:39 the execution 😂

  • @IlIDOOMGUYIlI
    @IlIDOOMGUYIlI ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I loved the part when Hermione just went full trigger happy and said "Say hello to my little friend." Sends shiver down my spine.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *_There was an Bakshi animated film from the 70's called "Wizards" that addressed the whole Guns versus Magic Spells debate._*
    *_Spoiler: the superior wizard gets gunned down by the inferior one. Tree-hugging Elves have a bad time of it too._*

  • @raphaelhemery152
    @raphaelhemery152 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The timing is amazing. I just rewatched a few scenes from Harry Potter with Guns earlier today!

  • @stukov4596
    @stukov4596 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Potter : I need something robust. Precise.
    Ollivander : AR-15, 11.5-inch. Compensated with an ion-bonded bolt carrier. Trijicon accupoint with one-six magnification.

  • @xValeTatt
    @xValeTatt ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:40 💀

  • @Haileycartero
    @Haileycartero ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The KKona’s being spammed in the chat kill me every time 😂

  • @shotaaizawa1206
    @shotaaizawa1206 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Harry Potter if it had guns would be unironically a really bad ass magical world

  • @carolynchurch4642
    @carolynchurch4642 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ain't no secrets in THIS chamber!