The worthlessness of the simpleton (at best) generation which…well all I can really call is is which most recently spawned…probably in some scum filled stagnant muck…is just as completely low functioning in every sense as they are totally unable to function without being told what to think and whom they should support and worship (other worthless people, the vulgar, the helplessly know nothing, the big government, big pharma, trillion dollar industry, and international surveilance) and they just get so off it’s crazy on obeying the powers that be when they are ordered to go spread their never before seen level of hatred and ugliness as they heil the liberal globalist dictatorship and system of total control before going to make life hell for anyone who dares to support the idea of individual thinking or individuality, anyone who believes the government should be limited conservatively and not given power of a liberal amount over people I mean, for once the youth of the world are BEGGING FOR big brother and DEMANDING that immediately the means be put in place to monitor and take out anyone who doesn’t agree with the globalist liberal agenda and they obey everything trillion dollars businesses tell them and instead they attack and curse doctors, experts, those with prior experience, religious folk, and anyone who measures the moral compass of society anc judges it lacking. If you would have told me in 2023 the left would make 1940s Germany look like Childs play as they demand guys who are actually women inside just a penile complication at birth…be allowed total anadultwtated access to women in their most vulnerable places…alone and t her are all lesbian too what do you know. Of COURSE they’re not just pervert sex creeps who are being led right to a smorgasbord of sexual victim access where the victims will pay and pay dearly if they even think about saying no… It’s a crazy sick world so I pray it goes to hell soon.
Instructions unclear. I texted my ex a pictures of the kazoo on my belly button and now he wants to meet behind an Arby’s bc “girl you got the meats” 😭💀
those real dolls getting more real everyday, strange seeing how far a.i has come, yet the personality and emotion still needs working. but those jokes hahah, you got me! AYYOO
here is a tutorial on how NOT to play a string instrument like an uke: 1. avoid tuning it. or if you already tuned it, untune it the best you can, to the point where you are scared for the own uke 2. strum with your elbow. ignore fingers and picks. 3. ignore chords-press random strings, and houses. 4. play with one string missing. make it look like the uke has gone through 436985 wars in its life. 5. use a feather duster for strumming. make it sound the worse you can. 6. hold it improperly-upside down, sideways, etc. 7. overlook rhythm-play as fast or slow as you like. or keep toggling to make sure your family wants to disown you after. 8. sing off-key. like if you were a -1 year old 9. make it an obstacle course-juggle, hop, etc. 10. skip practice entirely. if you practiced already, forget about the instrument for years and come back again and try to play the hardest song you can, as fast as you can. 11. play 2 or more instruments at once. like, try to challenge yourself playing your left hand your uke, your right hand a piano, left foot a kalimba, right foot the drumms, mouth the kazoo, and the nose with a recorder. 12. use the uke as a prop like in your bath you grab it and use it as a microphone. 13. apply sticky things to the strings like some glue, maybe wasabi, what about lava? 14. leave it on the worst places/scenarios possible. there is rain? leave your ukulele to drain it. a tornado is coming? throw the uke outside. a meteor is approaching? use the uke as a shield to bounce the meteor off. 15. use the instrument as a fighting thing. you have a clarinet? use it as a sword. a bassoon? use it as a balls-kicker. a guitar or something? baseball bat. be sure to break it into infinite pieces. 16. if you got any woodwind or brass instrument, be sure to not make sound out of it, just a wind noise. to make sure musicians want to kick you as hard as they can. 17. never clean the instrument, let it clean itself like a slav- 18. strum as hard as you can like if you want all the strings to explode.
When I was in 2nd grade I got my first kazoo and it looked exactly like that (it was plastic with a metallic purple) and I didn’t know how it worked and thought the plastic stuff was packaging and keeping it from playing so I took it off. A year later I realized that you pretty much have to hum in it and the plastic is what makes the noise. I was never able to get another kazoo again after my first time because it was considered a waste of money so rip me ever being able to play a kazoo
"She had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
DONG I SEE U EVERYWHERE
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE
WTF
GO HOME TOUCH GRASS PLZZZ
I immediately stopped laughing when i saw you. Dong it's getting out of control.
Man I was playing my kazoo with my nose
close enough
@@EliseEcklund 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@EliseEcklund XD
Bro my nose is stuffed and I don't have a kazoo
@@royart4781 man r.I.p
"Don't text back your ex" Wise words.
This was a rollercoaster of emotions.
"dont text ur ex"
the escalated quickly
But she said she wanted to sTiLl Be FrIeNds!
@@crashdaddy261Dawg I can’t be friends with her if I’m still in love with her 😔
@@crashdaddy261 Don't, it's not worth it.
@@cottoncandace7704 I’m back with my ex and we have had a real long relationship now
@@cottoncandace7704 but I’m just lucky I think
Thank you Elise now I have self respect and a kazoo on my tummy.
900 likes and no replies? Lemme change that.
@@KiwiLand_gaming damn it. you got here be for me my 20 mins
XD
😳🥴😂😂😂
😂
She got us all in checkmate while we were playing checkers 😂
I'm only doing a comment in your comment because that is not the way you play a kazoo
Davie504, you met your match
Bro my choir teacher accidentally played this to teach us how to play it for a song and it was hilarious.
"u dont even play it with the thick end" 💀
Thats what she said💀
Nothing wrong u just weird minded
Bro grow up
@@Irishfam1 you too grow up wtf
thouts to self
This changed my life
i'm so happy for u
@@EliseEcklund 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@EliseEcklund YAS🤣🤣🤣
It truly has given me the strength to live.
@@EliseEcklund happy? Ayo🤨
Not gunna lie, I needed that.
I was expecting the most magical tune ever heard😅
Instructions unclear, texted back my ex with a kazoo on the bellybutton
Best take on this meme
Obviously I'm the same 😔
I texted my ex a picture of a kazoo with my bellybutton
Lol
🫵🖕
“Never let them now your next move” in an other level. 💀
T8h GG btfxbtdc yfct eaz eaz az 5sz 4es 4es 4wz 4ez
Frfr
The fact I've watched this before but still got played. I forgor 💀
Daughter, are you vaping again?🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
“Don’t text back your ex”
I was dying thanks Elise for telling us
😅😅😅
I needed this…
Not all hero’s wear capes…
Why why do you never smile you looks creepy when you don’t smile?
@@rahatshiraz1355WTH
not all heroes wear capes...
BUT THEY DO PLAY THE KAZOO😂
Literally I needed this like Literally wish I could explaine
heroes*
That was awesome please make more videos like this.
And here I am a budding kazoo prodigy. Thinking "playing it wrong?.. come on smart ass show me what you got"... I'm actually relieved.
love how she says" don't text back your ex" XD
Ikr 😂😂😂
“Nothing happens my friend… don’t text back ur Ex” had me laughing so hard
For a few seconds I thought she was a genius.
She's a marketing genius, tho.
Her words are effortlessly funny 😂
Thank you for helping us
you're very welcome
@@EliseEcklund lmao
Do you ever drink?❤
When did you ever blink?
I mean, do you ever blink?❤
I actually really needed that last part thank u lady.
Same, I've been contemplating doing just that...
Same 😅
Unfortunately I had kids and live with my ex. Thanks Biden...
Love my boys though its not all bad.
She’s hilarious! 😂
“Never let them know your next move” 💀
She roasted our whole existence in a minute this woman has mad skills
Our…sorry honey but I don’t date jakasses
The worthlessness of the simpleton (at best) generation which…well all I can really call is is which most recently spawned…probably in some scum filled stagnant muck…is just as completely low functioning in every sense as they are totally unable to function without being told what to think and whom they should support and worship (other worthless people, the vulgar, the helplessly know nothing, the big government, big pharma, trillion dollar industry, and international surveilance) and they just get so off it’s crazy on obeying the powers that be when they are ordered to go spread their never before seen level of hatred and ugliness as they heil the liberal globalist dictatorship and system of total control before going to make life hell for anyone who dares to support the idea of individual thinking or individuality, anyone who believes the government should be limited conservatively and not given power of a liberal amount over people I mean, for once the youth of the world are BEGGING FOR big brother and DEMANDING that immediately the means be put in place to monitor and take out anyone who doesn’t agree with the globalist liberal agenda and they obey everything trillion dollars businesses tell them and instead they attack and curse doctors, experts, those with prior experience, religious folk, and anyone who measures the moral compass of society anc judges it lacking. If you would have told me in 2023 the left would make 1940s Germany look like Childs play as they demand guys who are actually women inside just a penile complication at birth…be allowed total anadultwtated access to women in their most vulnerable places…alone and t her are all lesbian too what do you know. Of COURSE they’re not just pervert sex creeps who are being led right to a smorgasbord of sexual victim access where the victims will pay and pay dearly if they even think about saying no…
It’s a crazy sick world so I pray it goes to hell soon.
Our...?
Well stated, but seriously, quite impressed by you being the world's greatest kazoo player.
This was art ur videos are amazing elise!
Just opened a text from my ex and didn’t respond, went to TH-cam and this the second short I see. I made the right choice
To late for me
Ya been played...
Poor fools.
why would you have her number after you broke up? Sounds like you weren't actually done with her.
@BurntBiscuit99 i have my ex's numbers still?? im friends with some of them and the other i keep for legal blackmail
Yeah I've been friends with her for too many years since we even started being more than friends, so I'm never gonna stop responding sadly...
Instructions unclear. I texted my ex a pictures of the kazoo on my belly button and now he wants to meet behind an Arby’s bc “girl you got the meats” 😭💀
Hehehehe
If her putang looks or smells like roast beef, that shi ain’t fresh 😂😅😅
He knows quality meat when he sees it 😳
Eww, I think?
@@AntifaareFascists-zv6xk X to doubt
“I’m so weird and quirky” 🤣
i new she was a troll with her dead expression while explaining
I was literally thinking on responding to my ex texts or calls from today. Thanks for that last reminder
She text me like five minutes ago… 🤣
You got us at the first half😂 ngl your a queen 👑Slaaaaaaaaaaay
Ikr
I love how depressed you sound.
those real dolls getting more real everyday, strange seeing how far a.i has come, yet the personality and emotion still needs working. but those jokes hahah, you got me! AYYOO
Instructions unclear, gave kazoo to ex
Girl gave us the most important words you will ever hear
This is a clear sign from the universe.... thank you I'm not gonna text her back🗿
That literally happened to me
me putting my kazoo to my belly button…
someone walks in…
AGHHHH
Definitely needed to hear this, thank you🙏
I'm glad I texted her. Karma hit her with a semi and I finally got closure 😂🤣😂🤣
She is pulling a Ann Hathaway on us 😂😂😂
Happy new year everyone 💗
her: i am the best at what i do.
jack: *cutely gigles aside*
Jacksucksatlife ??
Yes
as a Kazoo i can confirm that this is correct
"I once had a boy walk in on me while I was applying makeup, I had to pretend I was schizophrenic and playing with cat poop."
Kazoo music is underrated af
Slay queen 👸
here is a tutorial on how NOT to play a string instrument like an uke: 1. avoid tuning it. or if you already tuned it, untune it the best you can, to the point where you are scared for the own uke 2. strum with your elbow. ignore fingers and picks. 3. ignore chords-press random strings, and houses. 4. play with one string missing. make it look like the uke has gone through 436985 wars in its life. 5. use a feather duster for strumming. make it sound the worse you can. 6. hold it improperly-upside down, sideways, etc. 7. overlook rhythm-play as fast or slow as you like. or keep toggling to make sure your family wants to disown you after. 8. sing off-key. like if you were a -1 year old 9. make it an obstacle course-juggle, hop, etc. 10. skip practice entirely. if you practiced already, forget about the instrument for years and come back again and try to play the hardest song you can, as fast as you can. 11. play 2 or more instruments at once. like, try to challenge yourself playing your left hand your uke, your right hand a piano, left foot a kalimba, right foot the drumms, mouth the kazoo, and the nose with a recorder. 12. use the uke as a prop like in your bath you grab it and use it as a microphone. 13. apply sticky things to the strings like some glue, maybe wasabi, what about lava? 14. leave it on the worst places/scenarios possible. there is rain? leave your ukulele to drain it. a tornado is coming? throw the uke outside. a meteor is approaching? use the uke as a shield to bounce the meteor off. 15. use the instrument as a fighting thing. you have a clarinet? use it as a sword. a bassoon? use it as a balls-kicker. a guitar or something? baseball bat. be sure to break it into infinite pieces. 16. if you got any woodwind or brass instrument, be sure to not make sound out of it, just a wind noise. to make sure musicians want to kick you as hard as they can. 17. never clean the instrument, let it clean itself like a slav- 18. strum as hard as you can like if you want all the strings to explode.
I like TH-camrs who actually respond to comments
This is the definition of don't let them know your next move
These be fax
100%
Ok but why did I think this was a vape for a second
Well, she had good advice at the end
XD Elise u da queen of kazoo
in all seriousness though, ive been watching for years and your content genuinely makes my day.
Omfg thanks for this life saving information! I was playing the kazoo with my eye socket 👁️👄👁️
Dies*
You were great in the Brady movie! ❤
🤣🤣🤣o my goD!!😂 I just fell in love with this crazy girl 💯💐
Instructions unclear, I am now pregnant with a baby kazoo and the father is the baby kazoo in my belly.
Me just casually watching in a good mood*
"And nothings going to play because you are the one be played my friend don't text your ex."
*me* 👁👃👁
Tbh thank you I needed this
that was actually good
How do you say these things with a straight face and leave us hysterical?
did u not know she has permanent sad face syndrome
@@creek._.pawz00
Is there a cure?
@@davidsinclair47 idk she said she had it in a vid i dunno if its true
@@creek._.pawz00
If you find it let me know but straight face still makes me laugh, a kazoo?
Nice
Towards the end, i was expecting to be rick rolled
How did this pop up on my feed? My life has now been enriched.
I am so looking forward to your first kazoo album. I do hope you will be able to handle the international stardom and wealth!
I just snorted and woke my husband with a fright
Now I’m confused
Is there a right way to play a kazoo?
She just gave us all a reality check 😔
Man, ive been playing kazoos with my eyes
She had to make the ending feel personal
Jack Massey Welsh is also a pretty good Kazoo player
I was looking for this comment lmao
Why do I love this so much😂❤
" I aM tHe BeSt aT WhAt I dO" thats very high prase
Thank you Elise i kinda really needed that
shes like i dont want to be here
When I was in 2nd grade I got my first kazoo and it looked exactly like that (it was plastic with a metallic purple) and I didn’t know how it worked and thought the plastic stuff was packaging and keeping it from playing so I took it off. A year later I realized that you pretty much have to hum in it and the plastic is what makes the noise. I was never able to get another kazoo again after my first time because it was considered a waste of money so rip me ever being able to play a kazoo
Love the message at the end lol
I needed this. Thank you
Thank you so much for that I needed that today LOL
🎶Pick up the pieces! I said pick up the pieces! 🎶 Hustle Man 🤣🤣
Gotta be honest, i didnt know how to play the kazoo until high school
Wow... that took a dark turn
Bro i had to watch it twice to relize i got played 😭
Thanks for the advice I always played the kazoo with my gallbladder
Shit got real.. you're right
I thought she was gonna do some crazy voodoo shit lol
Well I'm lost, but I hope that she finds that prince charming fellow
"Its a mental breakdown"
This had so many turns especially the part where she says “don’t text back your ex”😂😂
I needed this 😭 Ty gurl
Liked & subscribed best video I've ever seen thank you darling
100% thought it was a stealthy bowl.
Oh yeah, she never blinks caught you in 4K
Lmao I was attacked because I'm the best Kazoo player of all time. Great meme