It's hilarious that Mike not only uses a "Blaccent' when he says "Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!,.. but that for a split second, he thinks Jerry might actually buy it.
@@Aeneiden well you need to provide more context than just "Blaccent?" If you want people to know what you're on about, I am wondering now, what was your question?
maaan.. I saw Jerry live in Minneapolis earlier this year.. & he did a pop tart bit.. joke.. whatever.. it was great, & he's definitely not a phony.. BUT... yeah.. so then some days later someone asks me to get them some pop tarts.. so I say sure... then I get car jacked haha.. I got the full Seinfeld experience for my ticket I tell you.. the police even caught the guy & got the car back
Kramer: Hey. I got some bad news for you, buddy. I think your car got stolen again. Jerry: What are you talking about? Kramer: Well you parked it on 84th and Columbus, right? Jerry: Yeah. Kramer: Yep, well I just walked by there and that car is gone. Jerry: Oh yeah, I know. Kramer: Well, where is it? Jerry: What's the difference? Kramer: Well, there's no difference, you know, I'm just curious. Jerry: You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you? Kramer: What happened to the car? Jerry: If I don't tell you it will kill you, won't it? Kramer: Yeah, yeah, it'll kill me. Jerry: You have to know, you must know. Kramer: I must know. Jerry: Well, I'm not telling you. Kramer: Oh, come on. Jerry: Nope. I don't think so. Kramer: Well, please? Jerry: Not today, pal. Kramer: Okay, I beg you. Jerry: Now see? Just saying beg doesn't make it a real beg. You gotta put some beg into it. Kramer: Okay, please! Please tell me! Jerry: Alright, I'll tell you, but your begging needs a lot of work. Kramer: Okay, okay, what is it? Come on. Jerry: I loaned the car to George. Kramer: Ah, George, alright. Well, what for? Jerry: George and Elaine went to a flea market in Westchester, okay?! Kramer: Alright. Jerry: Huh? Kramer: Huh. I mean, what do they want to go there for? Jerry: Will you stop it already?! Kramer: You know, why didn't they ask me to go? Jerry: I don't know! How am I supposed to know?! Kramer: What, they don't like me? Jerry: I DON'T LIKE YOU! Kramer: If they like me, why don't they ask me to go? Oh yeah.
Nobody likes getting snubbed on an invitation, but the fact that Kramer holds a grudge over George and Elaine just because they didn’t ask him to go thrift shopping with them shows what a horrible friend he truly is.
He’s not a horrible friend. That’s just Kramer’s bipolar character trait. He never stays angry at anyone. They know that about him and never take him too serious.
Love the way Kramer scoots by Elaine... lol
Kramer and George are two of the best TV characters of all time. To think they’re in one show.
I didn't appreiate Jaspon Alexander, who Id never seen before Seinfeld, in a serious role, then I appreciataed what a talented actor he is.
My favorite two characters. Really understood their role and executed it perfectly
because they are real actors, the other two are just jews.
Also Newman! 😂
@ghostdogzx-1474 IYHO, that is.
4:00 "So every time I leave my house now, I gotta call everyone I know and ask them if they wanna do what I'm doing?" 😂
That's right! I want you to ask me every single time! 😂😂😂
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony.... 🤣🤣 Mike Moffitt might be my favorite side character...
😂😂😂😂
WHY'D YOU TELL HIM!
@@o.p.h.o.v.e.n 🤭
One person can keep a secret
@@o.p.h.o.v.e.n HE BEGGED ME
I like how George mocks Jerry's squealing
Well jerrys squealing is hilarious
but i don't wanna be a pirate!
I am like ice, if I don't like you, you got problems . - Kramer
These guys had so much fun at their job.
0:14 - This is my family when I don't tell them something! 🤣
"A big phony"😅😂🤣
"YOU WENT TO A FLEA MARKET?!" 😂
“Man that Michael Jordan is so phony.
“WHY DID YOU TELL HIM???”
HE BEG ME..!!
HE BEGGED YOU?!!!!
Love this show 😂
Jerry got even with Mike by breaking his thumbs in the Susie
Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of 'em
One time i hurt my thumb inside a Susie.
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
Use it in a sentence..folds his arms and waits 😂😂😂
and then Jerry broke his thumbs.
I have Netflix, yet for some reason I just on TH-cam every day and watch clips here instead lol
I do both 🙂
These shorts are great. It’s just enough for when you need a little pick-me-up.
Same here lol, straight to the punch lines
Same😊
2:47 when you a verbal NDA just so you can break it later 😂
1:44 - the moment I realized I'd just gotten sucked into these clips for over an hour
Keep ‘em coming!
George and Elaine going to the flea market together is lowkey kinda wholesome
Only a phoney would beg 🤣
Kramer's very cool hello to Elaine.
Such a classic show!
any one else cant help but notice the prices of things back then?
I appreciate how Moffit tried to use it in a sentence
I love Cosmo's energy 😂
The Mike Moffitt character was in 2 episodes, both of which are among the greatest episodes in the run of the series.
WHY DID YOU TELL HIM???
It's hilarious that Mike not only uses a "Blaccent' when he says "Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!,.. but that for a split second, he thinks Jerry might actually buy it.
Blaccent?
@@Aeneiden black accent, can you read English?
@@lachlanfarah5180 that was not my question.
@@Aeneiden well you need to provide more context than just "Blaccent?" If you want people to know what you're on about, I am wondering now, what was your question?
@@lachlanfarah5180 nvm, just didn't know there was an accent for all black people in US.
"Cause I'm like ice buddy. When I don't like you, you got problems!" Kramer has no right to be spitting these kinds of facts about me 😂😂
😂😂😂
One of my favorite episodes
Watch the bloopers for this one, they are hilarious 😂
Me Personally I Won’t Have The K Man On My Bad Side.
TV needs to make shows like this again.
The most implausible part is George wanting to go to a flea market.
Mike Moffitt really talks dat jive.
Home Alone was a good picture. Not Firestorm good, but that's to be expected.
Oh how the turntables 😂
"People forget! Look at Home Alone - they forgot."
"I don't like you"!
so-so sorry
george mocking jerry at 4:13 LOL
Kramer is lowkey the smartest character.
In what way?
Be got with Becky Gelke.@@12Blueace
@@12Blueace You just have to know everything, don't you?
Street smart
He probably wants to know where the key is even. Sheesh!@@mobus1603
A BIG ONE !
There's a funny blooper for that last scene
"I'll monte christo you baby..."
3:39💀😭
Kramer: can our friend Mike come by? Btw.. he called you a phony
I went to a flea market the other day, but I was disappointed. They were all out of fleas. 🤣
You went to a flea market. And you though there were fleas there!
Are you related to Rose Nyland or from St. Olaf ? 😁.
Home alone reference is used too many times in the Seinfeld for some reason 😂😂😂
I never noticed that! 😂
*”WHY’D YOU TELL HIM???????”*
No no no that’s no good 😅
😂😂😂😂
A show about nothing but it has everything
maaan.. I saw Jerry live in Minneapolis earlier this year.. & he did a pop tart bit.. joke.. whatever.. it was great, & he's definitely not a phony.. BUT... yeah.. so then some days later someone asks me to get them some pop tarts.. so I say sure... then I get car jacked haha.. I got the full Seinfeld experience for my ticket I tell you.. the police even caught the guy & got the car back
What was the condition of JFK's golf clubs?
@@cubswin6779😂😂😂😂 good one!!!
Damn… car jacked.
I'm sorry I don't care for that sorry 😂
Jerry visit Denny’s in akron they sell coffe mugs that say Rome wasn’t built in a day , butt maybe if they had coffee …
Why are all these 5:13 long?
Must be Ai generated?
heres to Kramer and Paula dean ❤😊
Mike knows Jorpoker was manufactured star
I just noticed Kramer is wearing a ring on his pinky finger
Who told him to put the ring on? I didn't tell him to put the ring on.
Do you know what a ring DOES?
Suzy, call doctor Bizen.
Tell him it's for me.
that’s a nice shirt Jerry
heres to Kramer and Paula dean ❤😊jerry Seinfeld is my favorite Hebrew friend 😊!
Kramer would make a great Joker
I bet Mike Moffett said this to Kramer over telephone " That Jerry is such a phony."
"I must get free..!" The Matrix (movie)
KRAMER MAKES JERRY *BEG* 👁️🫦👁️
Moffett should have been in more eps
Mike
Kramer: Hey. I got some bad news for you, buddy. I think your car got stolen again.
Jerry: What are you talking about?
Kramer: Well you parked it on 84th and Columbus, right?
Jerry: Yeah.
Kramer: Yep, well I just walked by there and that car is gone.
Jerry: Oh yeah, I know.
Kramer: Well, where is it?
Jerry: What's the difference?
Kramer: Well, there's no difference, you know, I'm just curious.
Jerry: You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?
Kramer: What happened to the car?
Jerry: If I don't tell you it will kill you, won't it?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, it'll kill me.
Jerry: You have to know, you must know.
Kramer: I must know.
Jerry: Well, I'm not telling you.
Kramer: Oh, come on.
Jerry: Nope. I don't think so.
Kramer: Well, please?
Jerry: Not today, pal.
Kramer: Okay, I beg you.
Jerry: Now see? Just saying beg doesn't make it a real beg. You gotta put
some beg into it.
Kramer: Okay, please! Please tell me!
Jerry: Alright, I'll tell you, but your begging needs a lot of work.
Kramer: Okay, okay, what is it? Come on.
Jerry: I loaned the car to George.
Kramer: Ah, George, alright. Well, what for?
Jerry: George and Elaine went to a flea market in Westchester, okay?!
Kramer: Alright.
Jerry: Huh?
Kramer: Huh. I mean, what do they want to go there for?
Jerry: Will you stop it already?!
Kramer: You know, why didn't they ask me to go?
Jerry: I don't know! How am I supposed to know?!
Kramer: What, they don't like me?
Jerry: I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Kramer: If they like me, why don't they ask me to go? Oh yeah.
You're a genius. You literally scripted out the entire first scene of The Parking Space
I'm subscribing you
This was the first Seinfeld episode I ever watched.
I am sorry, I don't care for that sorry
none of their vaults are any good if you ask me....
Pretty Please ,please,please with a cherry 🍒 on top like my comment and ask another person too. :)
For many years I imagined I knew what a flea circus was, and when I learned the truth I felt cruelly misled and utterly disappointed.
Flea market, not flea circus.
I’m just here for the comments. 😂
Nobody likes getting snubbed on an invitation, but the fact that Kramer holds a grudge over George and Elaine just because they didn’t ask him to go thrift shopping with them shows what a horrible friend he truly is.
No way! He helped getting rid of all of Frank's old clothes from the attic.
He’s not a horrible friend. That’s just Kramer’s bipolar character trait. He never stays angry at anyone. They know that about him and never take him too serious.
Trust me, u wouldn’t like Michael Richards when he’s upset.
Why ?
Jerry has the most annoying voice ever
Jerry's whiny voice is beyond annoying in that episode.
George's hat 👏🤣💯👍
I like the hat on him