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  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    Any horror game: Press (button) to sprint
    Mark: I don't trust like that

    • @RAAAUGHGUAGHAHA
      @RAAAUGHGUAGHAHA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Whenever I see a stamina bar at the start of a horror game I get a sense of dread lmao

    • @coffeecat4506
      @coffeecat4506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *open that button*

    • @Fa1ry
      @Fa1ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love the Eric Andre reference

  • @jbluewind4727
    @jbluewind4727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9724

    I love the story behind the thumbnail. Mark was at the airport and couldn't make a thumbnail, so he called out for someone to make him one for a game called The Silent House. An artist made this masterpiece and a goof post. Somebody replied to the artist that they were gonna get famous for it, but they said they didn't need exposure to get famous, just money. And Mark being Mark instead of taking it as a goof and ignoring it, replied asking for their PayPal. The man is the embodiment of a cinnamon roll I swear. XD

    • @TheKman1014
      @TheKman1014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      J Bluewind really? How did you hear of this happening?

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      J Bluewind he sure is

    • @JellybeanLurker
      @JellybeanLurker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      J Bluewind I love one (1) man

    • @-chippedstars-2889
      @-chippedstars-2889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      J Bluewind OMG he has such respect for everyone I can't

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      J Bluewind I would do free art for Mark any day. But I suck at it.

  • @greenpotato1667
    @greenpotato1667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3471

    “What a long table for all the friends you don’t have”
    Same here

    • @woebelfisch6487
      @woebelfisch6487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jiminie Is fluffy Armyyy

    • @craig8435
      @craig8435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same :(

    • @autumnarwood6401
      @autumnarwood6401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My friends are my cats what do you mean? 😂

    • @skywoofyt5375
      @skywoofyt5375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, you can't have a Mad Hatter Tea Party without a long table, and imaginary friends 🤔🤪🥰😏

  • @JohnnyCango215
    @JohnnyCango215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    Imagine having to hide from somebody in a quiet place while ur life depends on it and you get the damn hiccups. It's just destiny at that point lol

    • @leenone8673
      @leenone8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh no. 😱☠️😆

    • @D.M.C100
      @D.M.C100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would be peeing my pants at that point.... 😂😂😂😄😄

    • @arianamarkus5041
      @arianamarkus5041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I've noticed I've been breaking a lot of "666s" lately... I can't decide if that's good or bad 🤔😂

    • @jaedensolos
      @jaedensolos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hold your breath and pray to whatever god you believe in 🤸‍♀️🚛

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1K like. :)

  • @篠原様太郎
    @篠原様太郎 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3919

    The pixilated games give you a sense of discomfort similarly to when you lose your glasses and can’t see clearly. It makes you feel vulnerable. I get it.

    • @kaitkat3034
      @kaitkat3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mood

    • @nothingboie7329
      @nothingboie7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Beeg mood

    • @sleepy_moth4048
      @sleepy_moth4048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ey 666

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m so glad someone else understands the pain and fear of losing your glasses
      Last Tuesday I lost my glasses (they were on the counter lmao) and I had to go to school with the world around me blurred and terrifying, I couldn’t see people’s expressions and whether they were looking at me or not. pain

    • @protagonistical
      @protagonistical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      EXACTLY! I've never heard such an accurate description of pixelated graphics!

  • @liamcullins
    @liamcullins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    Mark: *willingly plays horror game*
    Also Mark: “You scared me! Why would you do that?!”

    • @karissarasmussen567
      @karissarasmussen567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I scared you cause I wanted to 😋

    • @lesliewolfe7643
      @lesliewolfe7643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hahaha you're so right Liam. He plays the game and then says "No no no no no no I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to" over and over. Not trying to rag on him, it's just funny...in an ironic sort of way. That's just what he says when he's spooked 😄

    • @baileyrobley2165
      @baileyrobley2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The game: man im just doing my job my bad

    • @taylorbrown5584
      @taylorbrown5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He wants to play horror games but doesn't want to get scared. 😂

  • @Dragonbleps
    @Dragonbleps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    Most embarrassing way to die: Murderer found me because I had loud hiccups

    • @Royal_and_Loyal_Knight
      @Royal_and_Loyal_Knight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ShyDragonGirl Mark: *hiccup*
      Killer: FOUND YA!

    • @britishqiqi7533
      @britishqiqi7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      My hiccups sound like broken squeaky toys and puppies popping XD I'd get killed right away

    • @britishqiqi7533
      @britishqiqi7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean yipping

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@britishqiqi7533 I was gonna same lmao

    • @love.wildly.live.fearlessly
      @love.wildly.live.fearlessly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope the most embarrassing way would be because the murderer could smell you cause you shit your pants 😂

  • @beholdthesupergirl
    @beholdthesupergirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    "I RAN OUT OF RUN!" - famous last words

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 6 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "flesh falling off their skin"
    yeah think about what he just said for a minute

    • @iexist3222
      @iexist3222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Joya Lewis I just noticed that 😂😂😂

    • @sapphireraven2995
      @sapphireraven2995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD

    • @theprogamerj1996
      @theprogamerj1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joya Lewis lol

    • @zoralewis4357
      @zoralewis4357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t get it

    • @alyseray4416
      @alyseray4416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Smol Angry Russian wait do you actually not get it

  • @mara_veena
    @mara_veena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    When you want to overcome obstacles in life but, “THIS DOOR SEEMS TO BE BLOCKED” is everywhere you go

  • @ivoryXmorales
    @ivoryXmorales 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Mark: * Breathes *
    Game: *This door seems to be locked*

    • @aguywearingonlyshorts
      @aguywearingonlyshorts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i'mintoomanyfandoms h e l p and then Mark dies asfixiated

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'mintoomanyfandoms h e l p lol! Bloody hilarious, mate! My favourite meme, 10/10

    • @mission5612
      @mission5612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *blocked

    • @LexitaMai
      @LexitaMai 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MissionApollo7 Both, really😂

    • @angelicumbra1950
      @angelicumbra1950 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your pfp mate 👌

  • @allisonsmith9506
    @allisonsmith9506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "Hes just tap dancing outside the closet isn't he?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @leenone8673
      @leenone8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Turns out, they just wanted an audience to watch their show all along.😂

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    You know Mark has played too many scary games when his own hiccups scare him more than the horror game. Lol

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okey
      Not really, I think S0lstice means that he’s played so many horror games that now he’s numb to them

  • @kittee6409
    @kittee6409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    Mark, you were correct about Krokodil, sometimes known as krokodili. It is a Russian drug that was made to be a cheaper form of heroin, but it came at a price. It is made from gasoline, paint thinner, or lighter fluid, iodine, hydrochloric acid, and red phosphorus (from matches), and other ingredients. It causes skin ulcerations, infection, and gangrene at the site of injection. It's so addictive, as it is a cheap and poorly made opiod like heroin, and it makes people continue injections even with the most brutal of symptoms.
    Don't do drugs kids. People lace even innocent things with terrible drugs like this. My teacher just had her cousin die because, after two years of being sober, he relapsed and someone laced his cocaine with fentanyl. He died, and many others in the area were murdered like that too. Drug dealers are salesmen, and they will say whatever they have to and treat you as nicely as possible to get your money. Don't trust them. Don't be them.
    Don't do drugs.

    • @francely8849
      @francely8849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Olivia D'Angelo dont get high on your own supply

    • @hippiechickie18
      @hippiechickie18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It's not good business to kill off your customers.

    • @Holy_Moly69
      @Holy_Moly69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Don't do school, stay in drugs

    • @exitlude.
      @exitlude. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@i_will_honkatyou It's spreading awareness.

    • @rykensnow
      @rykensnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmaoo the replies to this

  • @spattmann841
    @spattmann841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    58:37 "Ok, thank you, obscure random German and/or Russian man"
    Шїё ыттё?

    • @cpt.cuckmeals4332
      @cpt.cuckmeals4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      seeing german written in cyrillic is another level of cursed

    • @hugannoy4751
      @hugannoy4751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Шаг еs бепп шiгкliсн бецтsсн?

    • @spattmann841
      @spattmann841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cpt.cuckmeals4332 I want to give this comment more likes.

    • @dani12312
      @dani12312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hugannoy4751 nein, or something

    • @imnotsupposedtobehere2692
      @imnotsupposedtobehere2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I forgot I was eating soup as I read the comment, and as I tried to giggle, I damn near died.

  • @Patch_616
    @Patch_616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    So many people talking about “come on my hole” but nobody mentioned “pump D is ready for draining”

  • @user-em9jy7yd6x
    @user-em9jy7yd6x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Famous line from Mark "Now Why Would I Need To RUN!?!?"

    • @Userrrr6834
      @Userrrr6834 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emir Aziz plzzzz i will subb you too just sub to me plzz

    • @skylorcash2438
      @skylorcash2438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emir Aziz More like famous last words..

    • @mfhippo905
      @mfhippo905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Followed by "Now why would I need to HIDE?!"

  • @screamsformemes
    @screamsformemes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Character: hides in a closet/open vent
    Villain: I saw them crawl in there but...I cannot break through these fortresses..*gives up and walks away*

    • @natashalaurentia2763
      @natashalaurentia2763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      screamsformemes if only getting away from bad guy is that easy 😂

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Natasha Laurentia right??? Wish I could do that with my ANXIETY lmao

    • @natashalaurentia2763
      @natashalaurentia2763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      screamsformemes those scientist should invent something like this xD

    • @agames.1124
      @agames.1124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They know my weakness.
      Crouching.

    • @commanderjames5564
      @commanderjames5564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Natasha Laurentia exactly

  • @josephwebster9736
    @josephwebster9736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Mark: HIDE HIDE HIDE UNDER SOMETHING QUICK AHHHH *runs right past table*

  • @confusionscorner6561
    @confusionscorner6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    mark: and it always focuses on the sound and-
    creepy sound triggers
    mark: AND THE MOANING

  • @PaladinLagnir
    @PaladinLagnir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    That door double take at 12:18 still has me shook a year later. That's some real dev trickery that 90% of people who play this game will miss.

    • @havagethesavagecabbage3616
      @havagethesavagecabbage3616 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      like how would that even be coded... if player does double take give them the S P O O K tm. the best part is when playing and you see something like that it makes you feel crazy, more than paranoia could do to you. it's different than when the passage opened up after and the player character goes "that's odd" because it feels like a plot point not allowing you to discover it on your own .

  • @psychoticcardboard6012
    @psychoticcardboard6012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Mark, next time you get a hiccup attack, plug both your ears with your fingers and sing a note. It resets your diaphragm and the hiccups stop. I've been using this for years and it never fails!

    • @gamerzan953
      @gamerzan953 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've found just holding your breath for 10 - 20 seconds helps

    • @venomx7979
      @venomx7979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or plugging your ears and taking a drink works to

    • @Kiterpuss
      @Kiterpuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      GG Enderbomb A straw...

    • @derpyfox1014
      @derpyfox1014 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or say purple bananas

    • @PageShearling
      @PageShearling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I plug my ears and drink. It always works. You'll just need a straw or a friend.

  • @belladonnaplumb9376
    @belladonnaplumb9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I really wanna see a horror game where it has all the hiding mechanics and their directions implemented into the game with prompts but there's absolutely no monsters in the game

    • @Mr.Speebus
      @Mr.Speebus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      better yet it randomly plays intense music so you think your being chased.

    • @cringeproof100
      @cringeproof100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Paranoia simulator 😂

    • @urielwitchcraft3620
      @urielwitchcraft3620 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Mr.Speebus There's one section in Cry of Fear like that.

  • @keelibaby1
    @keelibaby1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    there is just something soothing about Mark's voice as i go to bed at night and listen to him scream in horror games. Sweet dreams to me

    • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
      @eldaroses.g.r.7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That started out nice but went to psychopath territory reeeeaaal fast.

    • @dziecio4818
      @dziecio4818 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      omg same, sleep well sis

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    19:15 That was a very manly scream there, Mark. I almost spat my coffee!

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Strange how he has a very deep voice but a very high pitched girly man scream🤣

  • @shadows_star
    @shadows_star 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    27:39 "Are you a hoggler? How's your wood?" _Mark immediately looks towards the bodies shorts._ Okay, mark.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      33:13

    • @MsBlackRussia1682
      @MsBlackRussia1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@epgamer1145 😂😂👍

    • @EliB207
      @EliB207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@epgamer1145 ayo 🤨📸

  • @lifelessexistence2706
    @lifelessexistence2706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Mark:"Get fooled get fooled."
    (Then the chaser didn't get fooled)
    Mark:"Ahhhh! I told you to get fooled you're supposed to get fooled!"

  • @thekeeperofrecords3041
    @thekeeperofrecords3041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    34:32 Mark's laugh is absolutely golden.

  • @mantis638
    @mantis638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    “The door is blocked.”
    Me: well of course it’s blocked. It’s pixelated.
    Maybe that pun helped people cowering in fear in the comments....

    • @julianwurm4937
      @julianwurm4937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel worse now

    • @enjolachica1119
      @enjolachica1119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah. that helped me a........
      bit

    • @galatea4022
      @galatea4022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope, Nice try though xD

    • @alanajames6816
      @alanajames6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why did that take me 5 minutes to understand

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shoudn`t the door be gone aswell, because it`s not a-round...
      I let myself out already.

  • @LarusFotia
    @LarusFotia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "I never had the hiccups in the middle of a recording before!"
    Your Five Nights at Fuckboy's series would like to say something.

    • @kadenvoodoo2053
      @kadenvoodoo2053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well i mean he was drunk

    • @LarusFotia
      @LarusFotia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kaden voodoo 20 Indeed true. Which makes sense why he doesn't remember it.

    • @ViralZap
      @ViralZap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      From watching it back around 2016ish times if I'm remembering right he was probably waaay too drunk to remember those videos...

  • @markthompson6805
    @markthompson6805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Gets scared playing a horror game and dies from hiccups is a terrible way to go. Someone help him.

  • @hannahy.1129
    @hannahy.1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    "I ran out of run!!!" me during gym class XD

    • @chamomil3t3a65
      @chamomil3t3a65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂 That was me too

    • @Fatherofsatan
      @Fatherofsatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same TwT

    • @lanzerofricks5255
      @lanzerofricks5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That rhyme dude. HAHAHA

    • @hannahy.1129
      @hannahy.1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I havent watched this in a year and forgot what I was referencing and am thoroughly considering beating up past me for not timestamping.

    • @firstnamelastname-bw9yc
      @firstnamelastname-bw9yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hannah Y. lmfao😭

  • @castaDoodle
    @castaDoodle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Markiplier's enemies:
    The ocean
    A pickle
    The hiccups

    • @KeterLordFR
      @KeterLordFR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Cassie Hutchinson Mannequins too

    • @shadyisback6561
      @shadyisback6561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Darkiplier

    • @Laryska775
      @Laryska775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And an Itchy Leg

    • @elia_bellia4966
      @elia_bellia4966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also random shit going into his eye

    • @shadyisback6561
      @shadyisback6561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Diamond Paw good one septiplier sucks

  • @te0b3ar81
    @te0b3ar81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "Oh come on! My hole-!"
    "I found the hole, everybody"
    -Mark 2K18

  • @dandanthedandan7558
    @dandanthedandan7558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love the pixelation. It forces you to imagine a high-resolution image of it in your head, and only by ourselves can we truly find what is true horror.
    Basically, you imagine the scariest scenario and the pixelation is merely a base to build your nightmare upon.

    • @heglegowo2771
      @heglegowo2771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DANDAN THE DANDAN well put, my friend

    • @azertwarrior2167
      @azertwarrior2167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didnt know that. Thanks for the info

    • @teshawnharris92
      @teshawnharris92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe you should write poems

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DANDAN THE DANDAN That just seems like an excuse to dismiss it. Anything can give you a nightmare, and it's better when it's more vivid on its own in my opinion.

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beth the Dark Mage I think you're missing my point. If you're the reader type and not the watcher type, you'll know that your imagination can sometimes be creepier than the scariest artworks. That is because you know well what scares you but no one else does.
      Let's take this example:
      You're arachnaphobic.
      Someone puts a bunch of legos to make a spider, but does not realize it.
      You saw that figure and scrapped your pants, but that other person who built it just see it as legos.

  • @honimelloh4312
    @honimelloh4312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “Is it a butt-in. Button.” Ahhh he’s adorable.

  • @ceceliam6032
    @ceceliam6032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Oh, look at that long dining table for all those friends you don't have."
    _mood_

  • @mynamesamari8233
    @mynamesamari8233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Mark: Oh look. It’s a long table for all the friends you don’t have.
    Me: *S A V A G E*

    • @NapNup41
      @NapNup41 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GG Enderbomb Damn is it for ugandan knuckles lovers?

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GG Enderbomb, *Dabs*

    • @kuuroosimptetsuro2498
      @kuuroosimptetsuro2498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paladin Boyd lmao

    • @kuuroosimptetsuro2498
      @kuuroosimptetsuro2498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GG Enderbomb my name is *jeff*

    • @Sunnysideanyway
      @Sunnysideanyway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paladin Boyd Sorry, edgy people aren't targetted in this new holocaust. I know, you were looking for the opportunity to die, we all are.

  • @HyperfixatationInc
    @HyperfixatationInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "Whose here?!" **opens door to a garbage bag** me apparently

  • @therawringdog6754
    @therawringdog6754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    1:59
    Mark: why would I need to run
    Literally every gamer: to get to the place faster

  • @ZenZeszotek
    @ZenZeszotek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Mark, my dad thought you were french onion dip on my phone screen.

    • @aeronalto1065
      @aeronalto1065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      How does this not have more likes. You made me squirt milk out of my nose.

    • @Masked_muscle_mommy
      @Masked_muscle_mommy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Zen Zeszotek *huh*

    • @bingop7104
      @bingop7104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *ALSO WHEEZES*

    • @Jkwilliams274
      @Jkwilliams274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      y’all know the image of the drawing of the guy banging on the table, laughing with the word WHEEZE above him? yeah that’s me rn

    • @rayy9301
      @rayy9301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wtf 😂😂😂

  • @scombs6543
    @scombs6543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Mark: Ok I think the hiccups are gone
    *2 seconds later*
    Oh no their still here!
    Me: Poor Mark with the hiccups, this is how he dies.

  • @disrespectful1940
    @disrespectful1940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    Mark: "HOWS YOUR WOOD?" Me: *looks down into pants* I mean, I'm a girl but everything's functioning.

    • @kittykitten1454
      @kittykitten1454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      disrespectful nice

    • @lifeofzxay_9749
      @lifeofzxay_9749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      disrespectful Everything’s a-okay 👌🏽😂😂

    • @mellowecho
      @mellowecho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *wood has left the server*

    • @pravuskarasu4334
      @pravuskarasu4334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @pyrodoxgx8
      @pyrodoxgx8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mark:Hows your wood? Tree: A okay!

  • @FoxheimStudios
    @FoxheimStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Mark: HIDE UNDER SOMTHING!!!
    Also Mark: **walks past like 4 tables**

    • @ColourlessFlames
      @ColourlessFlames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It didn't work for him that first time so he didn't trust it after that

  • @derpnstuff232
    @derpnstuff232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    Does anyone else imagine Mark actually in these situations? Like he is running around with hiccups, or screaming “HELLO? FRIEND? I RAN OUT OF RUN!” And the monsters just being like “Uh... Maybe we should just put a sheet over that vacuum and see what happens... I don’t think he’ll see the difference he’s so scared.” 😂
    Edit: Seriously.. I do this with every youtuber I watch. Especially with horror games. Like, Jacksepticeye would be being really quiet as he tip toes through a dark hallway, with the monsters listening for him. But as he’s doing so, a board falls over and scares him, making him shriek like a little girl. What would the monsters do? Begin looking for a small child instead of a 20 something Irishman?

    • @partyhatcyan9355
      @partyhatcyan9355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Derp N Stuff this made me laugh harder than I thought 😂😂👏👏 props to you my dude

    • @empire-classfirenationbatt2691
      @empire-classfirenationbatt2691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nope because that would be very unrealistic lol

    • @Dareuseguns
      @Dareuseguns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      flodA reltiH that's the point XD

    • @herbsgotmessyhair8497
      @herbsgotmessyhair8497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude thats hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-chippedstars-2889
      @-chippedstars-2889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Derp N Stuff Saaamme

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    Silent Hill meets 144p

    • @nvrlrn
      @nvrlrn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Silent hilo censored

    • @maxiipad7632
      @maxiipad7632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hayden jones fucking 5p but it's ok good game ya know?

    • @XanhTsune
      @XanhTsune 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veridian Pokémon meets porn

    • @Ombie-The-Zombie
      @Ombie-The-Zombie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sbf LMAO not much of a difference, but the lines between pixels are a tiny bit more fuzzy.

    • @colinwood3109
      @colinwood3109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love how all of you actually underestimate just how bad 10p would be.
      10 p means ten boxes of color in width, and about 16 pixels long. The game would be unplayable.

  • @ianjocobs3769
    @ianjocobs3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    “Come on my hole, that was fast, he’s fast” -Markiplier, 2018

    • @ajisaj7497
      @ajisaj7497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ian Jocobs lol just got wut u said

    • @ambushedtrash5544
      @ambushedtrash5544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's whining about it too.

  • @dudeyes7247
    @dudeyes7247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    “WHOS MOANIN? We just started this, you can’t be moaning.” Heeeehehehheehheheheheheeheeheheehee

    • @liv.amber07
      @liv.amber07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      we're only two minutes in... XD

    • @xxxx3278
      @xxxx3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Liv_ M 🤣🤣

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh my god

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Having a dirty mind makes everything better

    • @utigaraptorRARA
      @utigaraptorRARA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HopePapernacky Ikr.

  • @Omega172
    @Omega172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm digging these longer videos. It's like a baller little movie to brighten up my day. Keep it up!

    • @ziphrox
      @ziphrox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omega172 Same all the way man. On the other note, love the profile pic! The wall really is my favorite album!

  • @tacohell8645
    @tacohell8645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Well my best friend cancelled on me, looks like you and me today Mark.

    • @trai9140
      @trai9140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sorry your best friend cancelled on you :(- at least it means more binge watching time?

    • @Vagiskills
      @Vagiskills 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Awh.. Well Mark's better anyways😜

    • @tacohell8645
      @tacohell8645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks guys...

    • @Coyote-Underwood
      @Coyote-Underwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol same here!

    • @eggsteen3614
      @eggsteen3614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The StraightForward Player CHARLes?

  • @pigeon1178
    @pigeon1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I love how much mark appreciates all the art styles games can take. Its wholesome hours here hiding in the comment section

  • @aleak9602
    @aleak9602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1:17:47 A question that only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can ask

    • @ladymoon1638
      @ladymoon1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "DID IIIIII DO THAAAAAT?" also love the stand up comedy reference can't remember which comedian did it, but i know it was the one about the crazy party and the photograph.

    • @resindrid
      @resindrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ladymoon1638 John Mulaney!

    • @ladymoon1638
      @ladymoon1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@resindrid thank you!

    • @luna_mn2267
      @luna_mn2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ladymoon1638 its called the one thing

  • @fisher353
    @fisher353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Ah yes, the perfect video to watch after moving into a new house and sleeping in the basement alone 🙂

    • @toastyidk.1176
      @toastyidk.1176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Captain__Noe Why do you sleep in the basement?

    • @emilylechner
      @emilylechner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Captain__Noe lol be careful down there he could get you!!!!🤣

    • @enidmcdonald8446
      @enidmcdonald8446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain__Noe Haha i would never go to sleep! And im moving soon!😬😂👍👌

    • @roxanac8154
      @roxanac8154 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain__Noe n

    • @orion3465
      @orion3465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's how I have to live until I reveal myself to my girlfriend and tell her that we're dating so I can move in properly and stop hiding in her basement.

  • @JaredR1996
    @JaredR1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Game: U can hide in closets.
    Mark: I don’t want to know that 😅

    • @thewrestlingplushie1900
      @thewrestlingplushie1900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jared Richardson wanna be friends

    • @nightofraven
      @nightofraven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me: lol

    • @vjsmith779
      @vjsmith779 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jared Richardson i love mark been on and off with him recently 🙄🙄 thatll change now

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Letters can't hide anywhere, they're not living creatures.
      That'd be hilarious if Jack and Mark were unknowingly in the closet.
      I will ban any ignorant motherfucker that says something homophobic!
      It's 2018 and there's actually a legit survey that says no one is 100% straight!

    • @katherynkarn8281
      @katherynkarn8281 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sora Song sure

  • @bennysbones6341
    @bennysbones6341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Mark: I'm a dead man walking
    Me: *Dead Girl Walking intensifies*

    • @queensalmon4905
      @queensalmon4905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Everytime Mark screams it's replaced with Veronica's "YEAAAH"

    • @marycassity9807
      @marycassity9807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I need it hard I'm a dead girl walking!I'm in your yard Hoggler Woods ...YEAAH😈

    • @tanyarodriguez2361
      @tanyarodriguez2361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knew I wasnt the only one xD I started singing the reprise to myself after he said that

    • @asheradianadelossantos9191
      @asheradianadelossantos9191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *gasp* I love you people! 😍

    • @basilleaves4320
      @basilleaves4320 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yasssssssssssss

  • @Kataztrophik86
    @Kataztrophik86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Something tells me Mark would be very, very bad at hide and seek...

    • @kiyomi4081
      @kiyomi4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      especially if it had a murder twist to it...wish them luck 😭

  • @elish80
    @elish80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Someone should make a vid. called *"Darkiplier Says Sweet S*xuals"* and it's just a compilation of out-of-context sentences from Mark in a creepy fashion saying things like:
    "What lovely art you have on the walls"
    "How's your wood?"
    "I don't know how you found me...but okay"
    "The welcoming thumps of the timpani back there"
    "Yes yes YES pa-pa!"
    "I'm waist-deep in it"
    "It's been going on a lot longer than I intended"
    "It's been more than I had been anticipating"
    "What else could you do to me?"
    "My god...fuck me!"
    "It was pretty spooky and i liked it a lot"
    "Oh, hello"

    • @heradicated3884
      @heradicated3884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂 That would make me laughing for days.

    • @_uwucifer_
      @_uwucifer_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just Because24 lol they have

    • @boo0gie
      @boo0gie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO
      😂😂😂😅😐
      Haven't they done that already?

    • @kingsavage5884
      @kingsavage5884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf

    • @Ori-lv6bu
      @Ori-lv6bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sophie Palmer who?!

  • @scombs6543
    @scombs6543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Mark: I've got the hiccups
    Me: Drink water
    Mark: Ah the hiccups are back
    Me: (a little louder) Drink water
    Mark: I can't stop hiccuping
    Me: DRINK WATER!

    • @uncomfortableegg8517
      @uncomfortableegg8517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skylar Combs lol

    • @willeedleman9299
      @willeedleman9299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IT'S NOT THAT HARD MARK! PAUSE THE GAME AND GO TO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK OF WATER!

    • @britishqiqi7533
      @britishqiqi7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kitty Noodle i drink water any time I get the hiccups but it never works so i end up sounding like a puppy barking

    • @thatwhichbinds1727
      @thatwhichbinds1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Water won't work for most people. Peanut Butter/Anything with the consistency of Peanut Butter will though.

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think this might be one of the few times I'd just want Mark to shut up for a minute.

  • @pinkpolkadots275
    @pinkpolkadots275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Wow, Mark! 20 million subscribers came so fast! I can't believe this is where life has take you. You've been my idol for years, Mark. And I love you so much for being there when I'm sad. You've helped me so much! Ilysm Mark!!!

  • @RainbowTheSnail
    @RainbowTheSnail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I once had hiccups for 5 hours straight. I felt like I was going to throw up. It was horrible

    • @danhannigan17
      @danhannigan17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shannigami i once had the hiccups for 0 hours straight. I felt good

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP

    • @notthatoneguyiguess
      @notthatoneguyiguess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i kinda had the same but with sneezing

    • @belladonnaplumb9376
      @belladonnaplumb9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danhannigan17 only once? pathetic
      I do that every single hour, until I do have the hiccups, then I dont

    • @wingardiumlachancla9078
      @wingardiumlachancla9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Usually when that happens I stop breathing as long as I can then I breathe, and if the hiccups ain't gone I do it again, until eventually it works.

  • @nikulyne8807
    @nikulyne8807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "I've actually been watching it since- *MY NAME IS DETECTIVE GORDON*

    • @screamqu33n237
      @screamqu33n237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *this Door seems to be locked*

    • @errosaccount7147
      @errosaccount7147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      holy shit really?!
      Can you put the good parts of the video.😇😃HE he

    • @yadiragonzalez6857
      @yadiragonzalez6857 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niku Miku BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Abby-mt2sy
      @Abby-mt2sy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I immediately thought of gotham

  • @ok-ih8ld
    @ok-ih8ld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    “,,, friend?”
    *”HELLO”*

  • @Psymon1471
    @Psymon1471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Who else read "3 hours later" with a french accent like in Spongebob?

    • @dogsandcatsrule3856
      @dogsandcatsrule3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do the exact same to be honest! XD

    • @johnhoule4047
      @johnhoule4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha I did it too😂

    • @colt8435
      @colt8435 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally every time i see a time card screen, i read it with Spongebob's french accented narrator. I subconsciously can't read them any other way because doing so just feels wrong.

    • @hoodietheproxy8575
      @hoodietheproxy8575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Oliver
      ME

  • @Wandergirl108
    @Wandergirl108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I wish the ending was clearer. I was expecting a "none of this was ever happening, the gas made the guy hallucinate all of it" ending, but frankly that would have been more welcome than just a "yada yada something happens yada yada" ending.

  • @fucknuggectmegee5579
    @fucknuggectmegee5579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Around 46 minutes in Mark gets the hicups and it's adorable

    • @imaddictedtotakis1238
      @imaddictedtotakis1238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FuckNuggectMcgee Aww markimoo

    • @phoenixgaming3488
      @phoenixgaming3488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      FuckNuggectMcgee and then his shameless self promotion lol normally I hate it but mark does it in the goofiest ways haha "buy my rock!!!"

    • @MelissaTreglia
      @MelissaTreglia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I know. I want to give him hugs and feed him some soup.
      (Also, this vid is proof that scaring someone who's got the hiccups won't stop their hiccupping. Myth busted.)

    • @phoenixgaming3488
      @phoenixgaming3488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey Wise I don't

    • @MelissaTreglia
      @MelissaTreglia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't have a "crush" on him, per se. It's more like I kinda picture him as like a little brother. He has a boyish, youthful cuteness that I find.... well, just plain adorable.

  • @dajv27
    @dajv27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    *Mark:*
    And into my hole..
    WAHHH
    Come on! My hole!
    You're fast. He's fast!

    • @bipbipbip1
      @bipbipbip1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He will never change.

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep good ol mark for ya

    • @derwerwolf93
      @derwerwolf93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like those lines need a slow-mo replay with a slow zoom.

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES! maybe add some good slow music too😆

    • @sinixe9073
      @sinixe9073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was hella jungshook when I read that...hehe

  • @madhatter5120
    @madhatter5120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Mark, if you're into pixelated style games, you should TOTALLY play The Last Door!!! Two seasons, and they're so good! Good story, scares, and it's totally worth it.

    • @ko0ei
      @ko0ei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carla Modesto YAAAAAAASSSSS

    • @King_K_Kralex
      @King_K_Kralex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Distraint is also good.

    • @101Salmah
      @101Salmah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg yass I love that game

  • @catherinecentea1767
    @catherinecentea1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For anyone wishing to skip Mark's hiccup madness, or go to it I guess, it starts at 46:18 and ends around 52:52.

  • @zenithmoba5339
    @zenithmoba5339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "There's something i'm going to run from here isn't there"
    YOU JUST HAD TO SAY SOMETHING

  • @Michelle-DiPalo
    @Michelle-DiPalo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    He always has a drink with him when recording, I don't know why he didn't chug it when he got the hiccups.

  • @freaky_fero
    @freaky_fero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    You got scared and got hiccups.........so much for that urban remedy.

  • @brunettewithglasses
    @brunettewithglasses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mark: **obviously gets into closet right in front of murderer**
    Murderer: WHeRE'D ThAt BitCH gO?

  • @racoonteeth4261
    @racoonteeth4261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The editing in this video is just...exquisite

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    I always love watching mark play scary games

    • @guadalupevillanuevo504
      @guadalupevillanuevo504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kawber me too

    • @angelmimo2486
      @angelmimo2486 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kawber me too and dude I was wondering where you were cause I didn't see you😂😂 have a nice day though!!

    • @bess5673
      @bess5673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hmm... It looks like he didn't use like bots this time! That's better, pal :)

    • @skintonechickenbonemegaoof4161
      @skintonechickenbonemegaoof4161 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kawber boi u r everywhere

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right? :D

  • @dataexpunged2397
    @dataexpunged2397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Mark, My Rock started talking...These guys in security uniforms showed up to my house and took him. I need to find them...I can feel him calling for me...He NEEDS me...and I need him. *RoCk iS rEadY!!!*

    • @TheMegaGamingJoker
      @TheMegaGamingJoker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      [DATA EXPUNGED] I cant wait till I get my rock. I will brush him repeatedly every hour and he will be my best friend. Pets don’t matter when you have Rock!

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      my mom would question me soo much if i bought rock, BUT I WANT THE ROCK! XD

    • @SNAPPA9272
      @SNAPPA9272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      [DATA EXPUNGED] HA XD LOL 😂

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my parents see all my online perchases, so i don't know how i buy a 10$ rock!🤑 but i want one soo badly!

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CAN YOU SMELL?
      WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

  • @chibi-zel
    @chibi-zel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "I plan on playing SH2 on an eventually sort of time scale"
    I will absolutely hunt down a copy and have it personally delivered to you if that will bring the time frame up a bit. Not even joking.

    • @jackmoon3206
      @jackmoon3206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's 2020 and he still hasn't played it

    • @Subwoofer1682
      @Subwoofer1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliewhite4177 8 months later and he still hasn’t

    • @RaKeisu
      @RaKeisu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since they're redoing Silent Hill 2 and a few other games are on the way in the series, Mark ain't got any excuses now~

  • @MaxtuliniJr
    @MaxtuliniJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    *STAY AWAY FROM THIS HOUSE...*
    Me: okay then...
    *video ends*

    • @Chaotic_Chickens
      @Chaotic_Chickens 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karrington Adams - What even is logic in most videos on Mark’s channel?😂 Or in anything horror, for that matter.👻

    • @Chaotic_Chickens
      @Chaotic_Chickens 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karrington Adams - It wasn’t stupid. You’re that smart kinda person in horror stuff. Ya know, the one who makes/agrees to the plan to leave after you were, most likely, dragged to the horror house by your friend/sibling. I wasn’t trying to make you feel stupid, and I’m sorry I did.

    • @Chaotic_Chickens
      @Chaotic_Chickens 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karrington Adams - 😁I’m sure that “all the time” is an overstatement. And you don’t need to say thank you, I believe everyone deserves kindness.😊

    • @Chaotic_Chickens
      @Chaotic_Chickens 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karrington Adams - Of course! Just because I don’t know someone, doesn’t mean I won’t try and make them feel better when or if they feel down!😊

    • @Chaotic_Chickens
      @Chaotic_Chickens 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karrington Adams - Please don’t apologize, you didn’t. I made you feel bad, and I wanted to say sorry for that. Don’t feel like you did anything wrong, because you didn’t.

  • @anzinkies
    @anzinkies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Someone needs to animate this

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anne Martin
      The hiccups part especially

    • @MF99K
      @MF99K 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe

  • @Lovreli
    @Lovreli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Thanks for moving the webcam when you read stuff

    • @SilverJavelin
      @SilverJavelin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No need to thank mark thank the editors

    • @Lovreli
      @Lovreli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fliby mone there is no "mark" in that sentence

  • @ginymaynard
    @ginymaynard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Markiplier: Hide! Hide! Hide under something! There's no where to hide here!
    Also Markiplier: runs by table 5 time.

  • @emi1748
    @emi1748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's nice to see you getting into more horror games again. I seen a lot of people who just move on past horror games in a total. I also like to see the variety in your videos. It's nice to see you so inspired to make your videos

  • @shortelftaylor
    @shortelftaylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Clearly he doesn't remember he's had the hiccups in five night at f boys

    • @skiakardia3966
      @skiakardia3966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lil virg roll Your username gives me life.

    • @shortelftaylor
      @shortelftaylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skia Kardia lol thank you :)

  • @squidn1ce__389
    @squidn1ce__389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    The scariest thing about this video were the hiccups for sure

    • @tailsprower8118
      @tailsprower8118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DoggoAlexDraws I rand the bell a bunch of times but it didn't work😱

    • @lavenderotaku2481
      @lavenderotaku2481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same!! I actually found this right as Mark started hiccuping. Mark I swear, I’ll go like your vid rn. DRINK SOME WATER!

    • @squidn1ce__389
      @squidn1ce__389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaidin Borenski quick dump a bottle of water on your phone and hope it transfers through connection and digests the pain of hiccups!
      But tbh I got more of a scare from the constant hiccups hhhhsndsjn

    • @elizam2019
      @elizam2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DoggoAlexDraws lol

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      when did the hiccups start?

  • @TheVagabond7
    @TheVagabond7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    As a person with vision problems, my difficulty with the "pixelated style" is that it just makes everything look blurry and out of focus. I sometimes get headaches and such as my eyes try to focus.

    • @theakilez8933
      @theakilez8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Different genres for different people I guess.

    • @Hobo-Dragon
      @Hobo-Dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try glasses/contacts?

    • @ness1945
      @ness1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That makes two of us

    • @Septoneien
      @Septoneien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hobo-Dragon he uh...has glasses on in his profile picture.

    • @Hobo-Dragon
      @Hobo-Dragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Septoneien who says the photo in his pfp is him? Also this was like 5 months ago, I don't care lmao

  • @RilesDoesWhatever
    @RilesDoesWhatever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    “I found the hole everybody!”~Mark 2018

    • @mr.patato4397
      @mr.patato4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "There is some nice green goo ready to be eaten!" Mark 2028

    • @mr.patato4397
      @mr.patato4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2018

    • @J0J0155
      @J0J0155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Found a hole! Found a hole! I Foooooooouuuund a hole! I-" *Splat* "UwaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAH"

    • @breezyjeanz23
      @breezyjeanz23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Took him long enough

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "COME ON MY HOLE!" - Markiplier 2018

  • @MrAlexTamer
    @MrAlexTamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I know one way to get rid of hiccups (probably asthmatics shouldn't use it):
    1. Breathe out all air and hold breath for 10 seconds.
    2. Drink glass of water (usually around 200-300 ml).
    3. Breathe in.
    4. Hiccups stop.
    Idk, never did double blinded placebo test of it, but for me it's working:P

    • @ultragreenyellow56
      @ultragreenyellow56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was taught to take a teaspoon of sugar and let it fully dissolve before swallowing it (and I discovered swishing it around with your tounge makes it dissolve faster)
      It's very effective, though diabetics shouldn't preform this

    • @Nameless-gc2dg
      @Nameless-gc2dg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always used a spoon of peanut butter

    • @simfloate
      @simfloate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrAlexTamer
      Actually for Me, I recently found an easier and quicker way to get rid if hiccups. I don't know if it will work for anyone else but It works for Me, every time.
      And This is what you do:
      Hold your breath whilst swallowing 3 times, it will work if you do 3 big swallows or a bunch of little ones. Depending on which ones easiest for you. :) then when you're ready, continue breathing like normal but do one last swallow, and don't hold your breath this time. if it doesn't work then try again but do more swallows.
      you're welcome.

    • @commentercommentypants7904
      @commentercommentypants7904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only things that ever worked for me were swallowing a spoonful of sugar whole and taking as big of a breath as I could and forcing it down into my chest. Hiccups are caused by the diaphragm trying to get air (at least, that's what I've heard) so anything that gets more air into that area should help.
      Also, +MCKENNA WEBB, 300ml is about what fits in the average coffee cup.

    • @shannonelizabeth7858
      @shannonelizabeth7858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me I drink my water upside down, I know how weird that sounds but it works 😂

  • @Pooterchu5269
    @Pooterchu5269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Mark: how many times have I told you not to inject anthrax........ *light goes out* between your toes??!!

    • @Diaboliceuphoria
      @Diaboliceuphoria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats exactly what I was gonna write in the comments, Sam Wilson!!!!😂

    • @Pooterchu5269
      @Pooterchu5269 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julie-Anne Rosehart great minds think alike 🤘😋🐙

    • @Diaboliceuphoria
      @Diaboliceuphoria 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True 😁

  • @lobstera192
    @lobstera192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    When mark kept hiccuping
    I somehow got hiccups

    • @kiyomi4081
      @kiyomi4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ITS A CURSE but im late so my comment doesnt really matter lol

    • @RainK4st
      @RainK4st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kiyomi4081 we're late together my friend

  • @lavenderotaku2481
    @lavenderotaku2481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This thumbnail is gonna make me take this game a lot less serious than I probably should. Until the jumpscares start.

  • @lilsnail4434
    @lilsnail4434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    When you look through the comments for a jumpscare list so you can brace yourself but there isn't one ;-;

    • @thesnowboundcabin
      @thesnowboundcabin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'Tis why I'm here.

    • @tinders6494
      @tinders6494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Too bad there weren't exactly jumpscares but instead very well done normal scares.

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Here's how you know the game isn't a jumpscare-heavy game: there's no jumpscare list in the comments.

  • @michaeltownsend8753
    @michaeltownsend8753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    All the "hide in the closet" jokes were very amusing

  • @billcipher387
    @billcipher387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Mark: how do I get that sweet a- *hiccups*
    Me: yes.....?
    Mark: -xe!
    Me: Dammit!

    • @jaxwhacks9832
      @jaxwhacks9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      terrible hiccup timing lmao

  • @84jessaud
    @84jessaud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    And I'm the only person in there 30s who watches mark? Haha I saw a new mark video and got excited when I saw it was over a hour so I grabbed some ice cream a curled up with a blanket and sat down to forget all the horrible stuff going on in my life. For some reason his videos bring me comfort and a few giggles when I really need a laugh

    • @dragonblade152
      @dragonblade152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jess Basta I'm 27 so I'm getting up there Haha! Don't you worry. I bet you are not the only above 30 year old that watches this little bumpkin! Haha! On another note, there's a youtuber that I love watching and thought you would like as well. Her channel goes by the name SuperSeizer and in my opinion, she is really funny and energetic in her videos. I don't know if she is your cup of tea or not but I'd thought I would recommend!

    • @Glonky420
      @Glonky420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m almost 21 and I love watching him 🤷🏻‍♀️😊

    • @muddposs
      @muddposs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am 12

    • @BambiTimes
      @BambiTimes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jess Basta I'm 31 and I still watch Mark. :)

    • @Rscam972012
      @Rscam972012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm 35, you are not alone lol

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I think the reason that Silent Hill games and other revered horror games like it such as the old Resident Evil games, and Amnesia the Dark Descent, for example, have always been good and still provide an equal experience to this day because of how they were made. Most good horror games like these do a very good job at building a sense of insecurity and impending doom in the player by doing things like setting the right atmosphere, building up to encounters by leaving clues that something really bad has happened but without revealing exactly what, making the environment that the player is in feel unsafe and like there could be dangers lurking around any corner, etc. So, I don't believe it has to do with the graphics at all in fact, those games are good because they were made well and have thought out plot, and are able to fill the person playing with a sense of dread without necessarily having imminent danger and mess with them psychologically, as this game tended to do with Mark.

    • @emilylechner
      @emilylechner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NODnuke45 your right but sometimes the graphics also have a scary feeling to it and sometimes it looks like a person is standing there in the dark but actually it just a box or a shadow etc. that’s what mark means but your text was so long that I had to write a reply but all you said was true and by the way it’s amazing that you have time to write such a big text love that but your right pol😉

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand what you mean, pixelated graphics can add a degree of uncertainty as to what you're looking at, and also tends to make environments seem more maze like since there is less detail in them. I was saying games with high graphic detail can do the same thing if they're done right, Amnesia the Dark Descent did this very well, even though the graphics were considerably good. The setting was always such that it was hard to differentiate between one corridor from another within the same area because they had very similar layouts and all of the walls, floors, ceilings, doors, etc. looked the same. It was also very dark a lot of the time, so it was hard to make out what you were seeing, an inanimate object or a shadow could be mistaken for one of the monsters unless you got close. By the way, thanks!

  • @broodonik8424
    @broodonik8424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "He'll never find me, I'm under a table *Girlish Giggle* "

  • @lifelessexistence2706
    @lifelessexistence2706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    How does someone simply run out of run... when their running they suddenly can't run anymore? For some reason you can walk fast but can't run because u ran out of it....

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DarkL0rdFlame Gamez Bro it's called stamina and this lil avatar don't got it. You ever run till you can't run no more?

    • @dylanfooler
      @dylanfooler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You sound like someone who's never ran ever XD if you run too much, ya get tired

    • @krabicka
      @krabicka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dylanfooler and if you don't stop, your body will do it for ya and then you're doomed

    • @neighborlytoad-3938
      @neighborlytoad-3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you get tired lol. muscle failure

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@neighborlytoad-3938 It’s not muscle failure, it’s a lack of oxygen. The pain you feel is a buildup of chemical byproducts of anaerobic respiration, and being under extreme stress, like when someone’s about to stab you, your adrenaline should suppress a lot of that pain.

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    If I could watch horror games playthroughs and Let's Plays all day, every day, I would be one very happy girl! Bring on the jumpscares!

    • @DonnaLee4
      @DonnaLee4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!!

    • @antisepticeye9704
      @antisepticeye9704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SuperJanGames I DO watch Let's Plays all day

    • @mrcapt8106
      @mrcapt8106 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperJanGames lol

    • @boo0gie
      @boo0gie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameeeeee
      😂😂😂😅😐👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @dmlppspringtraplover
      @dmlppspringtraplover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (Inserats jumpscare ) also me too :)

  • @kdfrock
    @kdfrock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Thank you for everything you do. Among a handful of other youtubers, you play these games and cheer up people around the world. You guys try and help us by laughing, screaming, heck even crying! You guys are the only things that stop me from ending myself, the only things that make me smile, and I'm only twelve. I wrote this while sitting in the office at school crying. Please please like so Mark can see.

    • @kannacraze
      @kannacraze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sebastian Frock same! I feel the EXACT same way!

    • @theheroguitarist
      @theheroguitarist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sebastian, you will be okay, guy

    • @nicholaspapanastasiou1343
      @nicholaspapanastasiou1343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's ok you'll get through these tough times and I will be praying and hoping that what ever it is that bothers you will go away and hope you get better all of you who feel this way

    • @isaacmcallister5649
      @isaacmcallister5649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ll pray too.

    • @Roc2897
      @Roc2897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hang in there that's a hard time in life but things get more fun and bearable as you find your way ☺

  • @Shen_Shen04
    @Shen_Shen04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Mark: Friend?
    Dude: *HelLo*

  • @cat_mom0626
    @cat_mom0626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "I don't know why, it's just giving me this sense of dread".
    Mark, if the horror game you're playing is not giving you a sense of dread, then it's not a horror game. XD