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  • soylent green is people, people ate neanderthals . just for fun
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  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    How Randy is basing his identity on 2.8% of a DNA test and instead of the 97.2% majority is great social commentary

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @Eye of Saturn you mean Elizabeth warren who should be in jail for fraud
      D, ,

    • @JayKay-zs8qr
      @JayKay-zs8qr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@damiannightwalker8461 Oooo look at the edgy Trumptard!

    • @bundyfay6447
      @bundyfay6447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Jay Kay
      You've got edginess coming out of your ears.
      🤠

    • @angels2online
      @angels2online 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It tells us a lot about society

    • @skrap1072
      @skrap1072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JayKay-zs8qr Not liking a corrupt liar who honestly, should be in jail doesn't make you an edgy trumptard. People didn't like her long before he came around.

  • @Jordan-hr8zz
    @Jordan-hr8zz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    I took a DNA test out of curiosity and I got little under 2% neanderthal DNA. I have been quoting this since I've gotten that result. I am cackling.

    • @jk47Ssb
      @jk47Ssb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thats hilarious, would be even more hilarious if someone quoted you in public

    • @Seadog7981
      @Seadog7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sorry for what my people did to your people.

    • @calebagann
      @calebagann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sorry about those forced relations my people forced upon you. Please take this fruit basket as reparations

    • @Seadog7981
      @Seadog7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@calebagann here is 75¢ and a stick of gum.

    • @calebagann
      @calebagann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Seadog7981 😂

  • @ordinaryhuman2511
    @ordinaryhuman2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Rofl “my people” at *2.8%*

    • @zimstinka
      @zimstinka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Most modern day 'People of Color'.

    • @exnomer5002
      @exnomer5002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What he lacks in Percentile he more than makes up for in Spirit and IQ points, Lmfao

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zimstinka sounds a little racist?
      D, ,

    • @zimstinka
      @zimstinka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@damiannightwalker8461 Enlighten us.

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zimstinka on what how it sounds potentially racist? Basic question are you racist?!
      Easy question.
      D, ,

  • @Kaito57
    @Kaito57 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    0:34 I just love how the screen CLEARLY states that basically everybody might have Neanderthal DNA traces and Randy STILL rolls with it lol

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    We’re getting to that point where this doesn’t seem implausible for people to be pissed off about

    • @al5612
      @al5612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You obviously have never been on a university campus before

    • @Fektthis
      @Fektthis ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well, we live in a a society were that 97.2% of his DNA really, really wants to be the victim. Which is rather the point of this whole episode.

    • @theletterm1787
      @theletterm1787 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@al5612clearly you haven't either

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, Neanderthal DNA is a European thing, so we won't get any oppression points.

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      only in America

  • @dr.penguin9412
    @dr.penguin9412 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Didn’t even know what Neanderthal was 40 seconds ago, but now he’s so raged about it that he freaks out on everyone around him

  • @KandyBoy69
    @KandyBoy69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    I've always hated the idea that just because our ancestors or any close relatives were bad means that we're to blame as well.

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      that responsibility is only to things your kids break. I've never owned slaves and I am not white even if I was I do not owe anyone crap for anything my ancestors did. you would have to make it fair and all people are at fault the slaves, the kings that sold them ad the slavers that bought and sold them, and anyone who bought them, etc.
      liberty or death, they chose to live.
      D, ,

    • @CNGCYoutube
      @CNGCYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I'm black and a lot of us blacks have some white ancestor somewhere along the line meaning that a lot of people despite race have ancestors of different races. I descend from some of those whites who oppressed other groups so I never claim victimhood and don't believe people should care as much about race as they do

    • @MoveitorLoseit2
      @MoveitorLoseit2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A worse idea is even if your ancestors were NOT responsible, you are still told u are at fault just for being white. My ancestors were still in Ireland & Russia during the slave trade, they didn't get here until around 1890s. Irish were treated like crap when they got here. Doesn't matter, since I am Caucasian I am seen as a historical oppressor

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@MoveitorLoseit2 I'm a native and its bullshit. Because this is hundred of years ago before they ended slavery here 155 years nobody alive that was a slave here.
      They don't care that there are still slaves.
      Too busy crying victim.they want to stay here sold, and owned each other and still kill each other. I guess its not about race but, Inhumanity like whoopi says since it is one race killing there own
      D, ,

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To all black people who think I owe them because their ancestors were supposedly slaves, and "kangz" at that, well, I've got news for you; my Irish ancestors were slaves of the English, my Scottish ancestors were slaves of the English, my Mesoamerican ancestors were slaves of the Spanish, my Spanish ancestors were slaves of the Romans, and my Jewish ancestors were slaves of the Egyptians, Babylonians, Persians, Greeks, AND the Romans. Do I really need to continue? Oh, and NONE of my Post-USA ancestors owned any slaves, so, if you think I owe you ANYTHING at all, GET REAL.

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle6027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    My uncle is like %18 Neanderthal. Got the brow and everything

    • @maxluna25
      @maxluna25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You sure that wasn't a monkey that escaped from the local zoo? Lol I jest that's cool tbh

    • @yingle6027
      @yingle6027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@maxluna25 He Belongs in a zoo tbh, his back is hairier than a Monkey's

    • @5.0king32
      @5.0king32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So that makes you 9% if your lucky

    • @fitdrz7071
      @fitdrz7071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@5.0king32 4.5%

    • @amateurastronaut5006
      @amateurastronaut5006 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is his name Jeff? I know a guy that looks totally like a Neanderthal. Brow, hair, body structure and all! 😆

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Well it took some work but Randy did find he was 2.8% victim.

  • @DzinkyDzink
    @DzinkyDzink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That explains his frantic behaviors.

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dunno, Neanderthals were recorded to have had larger brains I don't think anything's rattling around inside Randy's skull.

  • @warpedcomedy
    @warpedcomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    Fun fact: the old legends of trolls and ogres might be vestigial human memories of encounters with neanderthals

    • @tylerthegamer8766
      @tylerthegamer8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That’s pretty cool.

    • @3dog100
      @3dog100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      We are Neanderthals lol all human populations have a percentage. We didn’t kill them out, we absorbed them

    • @heinrichwinter9861
      @heinrichwinter9861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@3dog100 It's most likely that they died out naturally because of environmental change, slowly being absorbed into the homo sapiens popoulation (be that because of rape or normal relationships) and/or war (or genocide, althought there were no large nations or cities so no idea if the term genocide is technically accurate). Propably a combination of all those. One theory suggests that they might have decreased in numbers due to inbreeding since their communities were smaller than those of the homo sapiens.

    • @jspright5226
      @jspright5226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn pesky neanderthal hanging out under those bridges

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@3dog100 they might have rapped themselves away since breeding is going to change both
      D ,

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp65 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I haven't seen this ep, but I've seen enough of this show to know that the second he got home, Stan and his mother had to be like "Oh goddamnit."

  • @jmann6130
    @jmann6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Well in the End Randy got what he wanted a happy ending 😋

    • @ericbedenbaugh7085
      @ericbedenbaugh7085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It actually matches me almost exactly, even the Neanderthal. I'm a victim of oppression!!

    • @jameshart678
      @jameshart678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ericbedenbaugh7085 Me too. Sh*t! We should start a Bureau of Neanderthal Affairs.. Maybe the Federal Government could grant us Gaming Licences?!!!!!! LOL

    • @ericbedenbaugh7085
      @ericbedenbaugh7085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jameshart678 I completely agree. We should demand reparations from those maniac Homo Sapiens ($100.00 each from every person on earth should do) and we WANT OUR LAND BACK!! Non-Neanders out of Germany and most of France.

    • @iliadnetfear2586
      @iliadnetfear2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ericbedenbaugh7085 RAH RAH RAH,
      ROO ROO ROO,
      NEANDERTHALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
      DON'T WANT YOUR "SORRY" OR HELPING HAND!
      GIVE US BACK OUR PEOPLE'S LAND!

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What!? the french kiss w indian?

  • @Calminsky
    @Calminsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Doctor: You are 1/1024 Native American
    Elizabeth Warren: 0:56

    • @FruityGroovy
      @FruityGroovy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like Marco Rubio right now

    • @kitkatkruncher22
      @kitkatkruncher22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She compared it to the DNA of several random Mexican dudes to fudge the numbers

  • @Quetzalcoatl_86
    @Quetzalcoatl_86 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm just happy he said Neanderthal correctly lol.

    • @geoffok
      @geoffok 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      For 30 years people pronounced the th correctly. Then, all of a sudden, they ignore the h. It's not spelled neandertall

  • @jake2001c
    @jake2001c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Is “you maniacs” a planet of the apes reference?

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yep
      D, ,

    • @jake2001c
      @jake2001c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damian Nightwalker nice

    • @Meccaofmanhood
      @Meccaofmanhood 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I though it was from Rosemary's baby? Mia Farrow when she finds out her baby is alive and she was raped by... Satan.

    • @Meccaofmanhood
      @Meccaofmanhood 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      th-cam.com/video/Kv3p8kIyqLI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=2Arl0rlwbz5gHZQ5

  • @Anthony-fo8no
    @Anthony-fo8no 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The delivery of you maniacs is so fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cherub3624
      @cherub3624 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it is but that "to hell with all of you" kills me.

    • @NewMusicWeekly
      @NewMusicWeekly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mimics almost exactly the original from The Planet of the Apes: th-cam.com/video/XrgIXVKmcZY/w-d-xo.html

  • @edra3118
    @edra3118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Randy likes to play victim

  • @bendover9813
    @bendover9813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Lmao, I’m 3.4% Neanderthal, and that’s still in the 99.99th percentile. It’s wild as shit, makes me wonder just how many traits I inherited.

    • @nickjklol
      @nickjklol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      * name "Ben Dover"
      * stupid pfp
      Probably not good ones my guy

    • @elknothin3403
      @elknothin3403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nickjklol lmfaoo no mercy at all

    • @caiden3396
      @caiden3396 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 50% zebra.

    • @totalnerd5674
      @totalnerd5674 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@caiden3396 And I am 50% goat

  • @charlesgrant6917
    @charlesgrant6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This reminds me a little of Elizabeth Warren thinking she was native American.

    • @interkeksual7653
      @interkeksual7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Randy is 1/40 neaderthal. Warren was estimated to be 1/512 to 1/1024th. Randy should be able to get a Harvard job for geologist with that percentage

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@interkeksual7653 while most native americans cant, because it is a scholarship not affirmative action
      D, ,

    • @TheSamuelbest12
      @TheSamuelbest12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Elizabeth looks as native american as most "natives" you see on TH-cam videos, sorry not sorry but most native people are mostly white

    • @torpedodropkick59
      @torpedodropkick59 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wonder if she took a DNA test to prove herself right?

  • @alexm469
    @alexm469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    So interesting how people are told there part of a group or have a 1% nationality of some sort and then act like they know everything about thelat culture etc

    • @tottenham2294
      @tottenham2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’m 2% black I’m a victim of oppression

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or they take race like that one blm black/white guy. (his mom only dated a black guy).
      D, ,

    • @rodholseth6354
      @rodholseth6354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I took one a year ago for fun and have 2 ancestries. 56% British and the rest Scandinavian. Standard Icelander.
      Know pretty much all I need to know about these 2... kind of boring considering you all are getting fractions!

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Demi Lovato moment

    • @zerohours.
      @zerohours. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People are bored and want to make their lives more exciting.

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    As a fellow 2.8% Neanderthal myself I can totally relate.

  • @EmomanTavish
    @EmomanTavish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    my people....

  • @FruityGroovy
    @FruityGroovy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This is somehow relevant right now

  • @alexbryda
    @alexbryda 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    YOU MANIACS 😂 delivered flawlessly 😂

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I've always been an opposite of those DNA-centric people. I took a test a few years ago and found out that like 90+% of my DNA comes from Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Belarus, and Ukraine from back when they were all unified under the Commonwealth. But despite that I don't see myself as Eastern European. I don't see myself as European in general. I was born in America, and that's what I choose to identify as. I don't say I'm "Polish-American" to sound fancy. I'm not in touch at all with my roots (with how I act) and so I feel like it would be disrespectful to identify as Polish when I don't speak the language, I know very little about the history, and I honestly have no real desire to visit the country at any point. I'm an American _now_ and that's what matters to me.

    • @quakeknight9680
      @quakeknight9680 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm interesting i wonder what's on your mind when you hear about Russia

    • @reconscout2238
      @reconscout2238 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean you are a cuck who abondoned his herritage

    • @Devilinabag
      @Devilinabag ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm the same way. I was raised on American folktales. I dont know anything else. Just I never bothered with the DNA test.

    • @whiteeye3453
      @whiteeye3453 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then test result were right
      Your ancestors were eastern and Central European

    • @javiercuevasandrade4240
      @javiercuevasandrade4240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what “American” mean? Cause USA is made of many ethic groups, but the indigenous people are the ones that are, anthropologicaly speaking, the ones that were first at that geology. The process that made europeans came to America is different than indigenous people that where here in the first place.

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "The Cherokee people once lived and took care of this land, and you MURDERED THEM"
    "You didn't even know who the Cherokee were until 2 minutes ago"

    • @biggun8034
      @biggun8034 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bull shit! The Cherokee where lazy Bastards! Now the Oneida and Mohawks are hard working people

  • @keithstone8693
    @keithstone8693 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Glad to see Randy is a true Neanderthal ally

  • @Garium87
    @Garium87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Scientists have sequenced the full Neanderthal genom. Obviously, I am not saying we should clone a Neanderthal BUT I want desperately to know more about them.
    Have they been more or less intelligent, social, physically able, creative ... than us? We know that their brains have been quite a bit bigger.

    • @The_Sigillite
      @The_Sigillite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If we could clone a brain dead Neanderthal, that would be cool.

    • @j-roc6989
      @j-roc6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish we were more like neanderthals tbh

    • @The_Sigillite
      @The_Sigillite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@j-roc6989 Short and chinless?

    • @j-roc6989
      @j-roc6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@The_Sigillite less over-evolved, more simple, less greed and money and profit orientated and career-driven. More at one with nature, not polluting the world, not destroying natural habitats and decimating rainforests, not killing off species and turning the oceans into plastic and rubbish

    • @The_Sigillite
      @The_Sigillite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@j-roc6989 We don't know they wouldn't have gone down that route. They had spears, they had fire, they killed for food and possibly for pleasure. As species we are close enough that we successfully interbred to produce the majority of modern humans outside of Africa. Given the chance and they may have ended up where we are now, just... a little slower.

  • @ThinkingProblem
    @ThinkingProblem 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    18% Asian what a wild out of nowhere thing to canonize

  • @jbstarkiller4626
    @jbstarkiller4626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The average white “british” persons DNA is mostly or entirely Northern European 😂😂😂

    • @joshgellis3292
      @joshgellis3292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The main British island IS physically close to northern Europe anyway. LOL.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The average brit with the majority of their DNA from the Mediterranean and SE Asia, and I was like "huh?"

    • @Longlius
      @Longlius ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ComicGladiator Southwest Asia aka the Middle East and Turkey

    • @LoudWaffle
      @LoudWaffle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Britain is Northern European, so yeah….

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Kashgari Disingenuous. No one counts DNA from 10,000 years ago.
      Give most Brits a DNA test and they are almost completely native to the British Isles and Ireland, with a smattering of genes from other parts of Europe (usually French or Germanic.)
      With your standards, we may as well all just say we're African, as that's where our genes came from 250,000 years ago.

  • @steelwitness
    @steelwitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Californians when they use 23 and me:

  • @M_D93
    @M_D93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I would take Ancestry DNA if it weren’t so expensive

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Rick O'Shay less than $100. bucks
      D, ,

    • @NoName-bh4pf
      @NoName-bh4pf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      23andme is the one that tells you about Neanderthal dna

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@damiannightwalker8461 Well, I got two tests on a 50% off deal. I gave the other to my father. Apparently I am 1% Jewish.

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rickoshay5525 what about your dad is he 2%
      D, ,

    • @Anthony-fo8no
      @Anthony-fo8no 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right now it's 50

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That explains so much

  • @BasicUniversalEconomics
    @BasicUniversalEconomics ปีที่แล้ว +10

    pure genius comedy gold

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seems like all the kids in south park have some neanderthal in them.

  • @robertofabrizioiparraguirr6038
    @robertofabrizioiparraguirr6038 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He truly is a neanderthal

  • @LlamaOccident
    @LlamaOccident 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He’s right, you know

  • @Roboshi2007
    @Roboshi2007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the funny thing is, the "act that will get me moderated on YT" went the other way, many Neanderthals took Human partners.

  • @brianthomason5022
    @brianthomason5022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    God I love Randy

  • @legsusmaximus6854
    @legsusmaximus6854 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my father killed three people, but died before the cops could catch him. so Obviously I am now jailed. I was lumberjacking with my dear coworkers. when Police arrived. I greeted the fine men and asked what i could help them with. One young guy peppersprayed my face, and before i knew it i was pinned to the grass with my nose broken. When i came to the court they sentenced me to life behind bars.
    Love how the system works

  • @darealberrygarcia
    @darealberrygarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love Randy

  • @robreich6881
    @robreich6881 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Basically every episode of that black guy’s DNA test show

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Reminds me of the Marlyans in Attack On Titan, except they based their entire society on victim blaming which painted them in a corner when s**t finally hit the fan .

  • @manuelgarcia8858
    @manuelgarcia8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s more like 100.8 which is just confusing

  • @michaelcook6889
    @michaelcook6889 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm 2.8% asshole. I found out I'm related to Gavin Newsom.

  • @buckaroobonzai2909
    @buckaroobonzai2909 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think I'll start thinking this way too....

  • @funshine97
    @funshine97 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "YOU MANIACS!!!" 😤

  • @jakemarcus9999
    @jakemarcus9999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Haha what else you could expect from Randy

  • @natecar1
    @natecar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So what would south west asian be? Arabic? Would the average brit have that much Arabic DNA?

    • @kajawho4921
      @kajawho4921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, not modern Arabic DNA, I would guess that there's a high percentage for a couple of reasons, the first being that early humans migrated through southwest asia into europe, keeping in mind that took place over thousands of years, so plenty of time for distinct genetic differences to emerge along the way. Secondly the ties between European countries and southwest asia throughout history were quite close, being directly adjacent to one another and even falling under the same empires at times, to a lesser extent the Greek empire of Alexander the Great, and later to a much larger extent under the Roman Empire for centuries. These would be significant for DNA since travel in an Empire would be easier and safer, which would facilitate intermingling between European (specifically Mediterranean countries due to proximity) and Southwest Asian countries. Looking specifically at the centuries of Roman conquest, it certainly wouldn't be a stretch to assume that the conquests of the Roman Empire into Gaul and the British Isles would've spread Mediterranean and Southwest Asian DNA throughout northern Europe, for obvious reasons. So to go to back to your original question, no Northern Europeans do not have a high percentage of modern Arabic DNA, but rather more generalized Southwest Asian DNA from antiquity.
      Disclaimer: This is all my own assumptions and guesswork and is not backed up by any scientific papers, excluding what we know about prehistoric human migration.

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi ปีที่แล้ว

      The phone people

    • @urmum3773
      @urmum3773 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kajawho4921 You're wrong

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't, or Mediterranean.

    • @nimamoradi2779
      @nimamoradi2779 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anatolia Neolithic farmer and more

  • @Ironmew05
    @Ironmew05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2.8 percent neanderthal?
    You sure it isn't 100 percent?

  • @amberreed5964
    @amberreed5964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This made me wanna check out mine, I'm eastwrm european

  • @adamzoubi96
    @adamzoubi96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He got what he wanted in the end

  • @vanargrand3199
    @vanargrand3199 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To be fair to the neanderthals, the ones we didn't murder were out-fucked by humans until extinction.

  • @waves2378
    @waves2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wait, wouldn’t this mean that Stan is also part Neanderthal?

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes , but less than Randy.
      D, ,

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1.4% unless his mom also has some Neanderthal DNA in her as well

    • @realitywins9020
      @realitywins9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damiannightwalker8461 is Stan's mum black? Because if she isn't, she should have the same amount of Neanderthal

    • @realitywins9020
      @realitywins9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hewhobattles8869 she will have the same amount unless she's black. More if she's Asian. All non-Black humans have Neanderthal DNA, Blacks have DNA from a different species that was confined to Africa

    • @CarmenRodriguez-gq5gq
      @CarmenRodriguez-gq5gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not necessarily. We don't inherit all DNA from our parents. So Stan would have to be real lucky to inherit the single 2.8% out of the only 50% pool of DNA he can get from his dad.

  • @dennisedwards9770
    @dennisedwards9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit randy,I'M 2.8 Neanderthal!

  • @alexandrMGr8
    @alexandrMGr8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    South park👍

  • @joshjacob1530
    @joshjacob1530 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me if I find out I have yakubian neaderthal in me.

  • @sanguiniue
    @sanguiniue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I did this test turns out I have a lot more Neanderthal DNA then 98% of people. Well as my dad used to say ugg ugg oga booga .

  • @dawnsstar5918
    @dawnsstar5918 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hahahahaha ......oh, I forgot how good..
    South Park was.
    I have to get back on seeing it.

  • @michaelhall5208
    @michaelhall5208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh that Randy, what will he do next

    • @geoffok
      @geoffok 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He is a gift from the comedy gods

  • @KhordKitty
    @KhordKitty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My test came back, I'm over 6% victim.

  • @paveesfox375
    @paveesfox375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "18% southwest asian" "typical BRITISH caucasian" has to be a joke

    • @Orthanderis
      @Orthanderis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Indian*
      I dont think you understand the scale in which the Indians migrated to Britain over the 300 years they ruled them

    • @keion_arknights
      @keion_arknights ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's like middle eastern which is mostly ethnically caucasian

    • @thewisehermit9256
      @thewisehermit9256 ปีที่แล้ว

      We came from Africa and migration is a thing.

    • @CanalEspecifico
      @CanalEspecifico ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yamnaya culture bro

    • @urmum3773
      @urmum3773 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CanalEspecifico Yamnaya come from Russia, quite a bit different than India

  • @dannyyy97
    @dannyyy97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What episode is this?

  • @muralimayhem
    @muralimayhem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    which season is this in?

  • @dwaboutmyname1417
    @dwaboutmyname1417 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What ep is this

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone with Neanderthal DNA, this one hurt.

  • @PCMan8922
    @PCMan8922 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They Wanted Good For Him. :S

  • @shivadarling18
    @shivadarling18 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He might have wanted the 102% black with a 2% margin of error, that'll stick it to the white man.

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:45 "All of my people?" lol

  • @michaelcook6889
    @michaelcook6889 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All of my people???????
    ROTFLMAO

  • @papa_squat
    @papa_squat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how the ancestry test is actually a "how much of a victim can i claim to be?" test for white people

  • @tedmitten8832
    @tedmitten8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That's a LOT more than the average european

    • @the4thindustrialrevolution225
      @the4thindustrialrevolution225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some have 4%

    • @franklxiv9687
      @franklxiv9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also a lot more Mediterranean than the average Caucasian Briton, who usually are mostly British, with a couple other things

    • @realitywins9020
      @realitywins9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the4thindustrialrevolution225 East Asians have 4%. Europeans have between 2% - 3%

    • @the4thindustrialrevolution225
      @the4thindustrialrevolution225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@realitywins9020 i said some. I know a guy from spain whose 4%

  • @martamarkowska2613
    @martamarkowska2613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is the best scene in the multiverse

    • @mgarratt101
      @mgarratt101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, you've won, the award for dumbest comment

  • @Libertyfudge
    @Libertyfudge ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The screen for Neanderthal says “They are the ancestors of all humankind”, meaning Randy is no more a victim because of his ancestry than any other human 😂

    • @whereschavo3953
      @whereschavo3953 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      kinda like how slavery affected all of humankind for thousands of years regardless of race.

  • @andrewmagnus4076
    @andrewmagnus4076 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This makes a lot of sense in todays modern society…

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "Wow, society today! Am I right folks? My observations are so perceptive and novel, LOL!"

  • @serchefhakurei4687
    @serchefhakurei4687 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Basically is the same feeling of all latin america with Spain 😂

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I suspect the Neanderthals did their share of (rhymes with "cape")ing in the crossbreeding incidences

  • @augustmarstella3573
    @augustmarstella3573 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “They are the ancestors of all humankind” what?!

  • @leadsled213
    @leadsled213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I only want to find out what percent Neanderthal I am...

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a lot. I can tell.
      D, ,

    • @LogicCaster
      @LogicCaster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damiannightwalker8461
      Yeah because hes got bigger balls than you and doesn’t name himself gae chit like “gaymien nightwalker”
      Sounds like a prostitutes name

  • @normalguycap
    @normalguycap 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boondocks did this years ago a bit

  • @ivaniuk123
    @ivaniuk123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Elizabeth Warren...

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
    @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really ONLY 2.8%?
    Seems a little low

  • @jackcouch8322
    @jackcouch8322 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People don’t want to be what they are nowadays. Those no shame in being mostly from one place.

  • @mr.psycho5202
    @mr.psycho5202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he wants to be a victim so bar

  • @ashleyharris9016
    @ashleyharris9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Are we sure it’s not 100%?😄😄😄

    • @CBMccoy
      @CBMccoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't be racist, Ashley.

    • @domesticatedFLman
      @domesticatedFLman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racism is funny, especially when it's directed towards skcalB.

    • @ashleyharris9016
      @ashleyharris9016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C.B. Mccoy no, it’s a joke because he’s a crazed idiot

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its so funny how stupid he is that he doesnt know what neanderthal relates too XD

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ashleyharris9016 the racist is a joke, but, any one can be racist , and many people think the can not be when they in fact are .
      D, ,

  • @Netsolace-tech
    @Netsolace-tech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Which season is this from?

    • @damiannightwalker8461
      @damiannightwalker8461  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I forgot. Near the date of posting this I'm sure
      D, ,

    • @Netsolace-tech
      @Netsolace-tech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@damiannightwalker8461 Season 21 Episode 3. Watching right now 😂

  • @thecheshiredemon96
    @thecheshiredemon96 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey randy is Sam fisher now

  • @jango7889
    @jango7889 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    randy based as always

  • @danielgodfrey4415
    @danielgodfrey4415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He's 2.8% oppressed

  • @tentaclesmod
    @tentaclesmod 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    🤓 Akchually, there's little evidence of direct conflict between Neanderthals and sapiens. The most accepted hypothesis is that when conditions changed for the worse, they starved, because Neanderthals needed a full third more calories than sapiens.

  • @causticgrip8329
    @causticgrip8329 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a white person, this strikes a chord.

  • @austinohlrich9370
    @austinohlrich9370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MANIACS!

  • @pepperonipizza8200
    @pepperonipizza8200 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a person who’s had their ancestors raped, I’m just glad they didn’t have an abortion.

  • @nero_palmire
    @nero_palmire ปีที่แล้ว

    37% Mediterranean and 18% Southwest Asian? So Randy, essentially, is a half-Arab?

  • @mikshinee87
    @mikshinee87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yes, but have you seen the cave paintings? Have you seen experimental archeologists trying to replicate the birch glue-making process on video and failing miserably ( I have)? How about a modern guy that had to teach himself for months before he made a spearhead? Assuming that Neanderthals were more primitive than Homo sapiens is just bad science.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well yeah, the most accepted theories now imply they were at least as intelligent as h sapien. Neadrethals being dumb is more of an old myth. Both neanderthal and sapiens we're primitive at that time. Humans just had longer time to advance to where we are now.

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neither of those are signs of either neanderthal or homo sapien intelligence. The techniques used in those have just been lost to time, and it certainly took the first people who started carving stones into spearheads months at it too.

    • @alexandrewilson5388
      @alexandrewilson5388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Knoweledge is empirical it might have taken them 1000 of years to finesse the paintings, spearhead, etc,... Can't really compare with one guy trying for one month.

    • @TheDiamondSkye
      @TheDiamondSkye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandrewilson5388 history is built on "one guy trying for [one month.]"

    • @yuvalgabay1023
      @yuvalgabay1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LisaAnn777 + humans moved in bigger groups and we where more omni vors

  • @sirich7751
    @sirich7751 ปีที่แล้ว

    My wife tested like that percentage for Neanderthal.....we busted her chops!!!!!!!

  • @theplasmatron3306
    @theplasmatron3306 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm part Neanderthal too, lol

  • @crystalpapers6590
    @crystalpapers6590 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Neanderthal supremacists wya UNGA BUNGA URRRGHGHGGHG

  • @nimamoradi2779
    @nimamoradi2779 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    wait south-west asian is not victim status i am furious