My Opponent is a Liar and He Cannot Be Trusted - SOUTH PARK
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- At the first Presidential debate, Garrison speaks from the heart and tries to convince everyone to vote for his opponent.
"The Damned" S20
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INT. BACKSTAGE OF DEBATES - NIGHT
Hillary is sitting on a couch looking over transcripts as
two campaign managers - one male one female - try and prep
her for the debates.
FEMALE CAMPAIGN MANAGER
Here's everything to try and prepare
you for the debates, ma'am. Just
try and stay focused no matter what
your opponent says.
MALE CAMPAIGN MANAGER
Don't let him rattle you. He's
going to do whatever he can to try
and mess with your head. Don't buy
into it. Whatever he says, just
respond with 'My opponent is a liar
and he cannot be trusted'
HILLARY CLINTON
Got it.
INT. PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THEATER - NIGHT
Now the two are onstage as a boom camera sweeps over them
and the crowd and the TITLES APPEAR-
DECISION 2016 - First Presidential Debate.
NARRATOR
Decision 2016. The first
Presidential debate. With moderator
Lester Holt.
LESTER HOLT
Okay let's get right into it. Our
first question is for you, sir. How
will you deal with ground troops in Syria.
MR. GARRISON
Everyone... I need to just speak
from the heart here. Uh, I don't
know what the fuck I'm doing. I've
got to come clean - I- I had no idea
I would get this far, but the fact
of the matter is I should NOT be
President. Ok? I will fuck this
country up beyond repair.
Cut to the audience looking confused.
CUT TO: BACKSTAGE WHERE THE CLINTON MANAGERS ARE WATCHING
ON SCREEN.
MR. GARRISON
I am a SICK, ANGRY little man.
PLEASE, if you care at all about the
future of our country - Vote for
her. Okay? She's the one who at
least has some experience. She-
She's not as bad you think. I
promise. And unlike me, SHE'S
actually capable of running this
country.
Clinton stands looking at him, then eases up to the podium
mic and says dryly.
HILLARY CLINTON
My opponent is a liar and he cannot
be trusted.
IN THE VIEWING BOOTH -
The two Clinton campaign managers can't believe it.
FEMALE CAMPAIGN MANAGER
NOO!
MALE CAMPAIGN MANAGER
Oh my God, she is such a turd
sandwich.
Back to the stage; Hillary continues, Garrison stands in
disbelief.
HILLARY CLINTON
What he is saying is simply not
true. Do not believe it.
MR. GARRISON
I am giving you this, lady. I AM
GIVING you this. What the fuck are
you doing?
(back to audience)
Okay look, look just-- vote for her.
She knows politics, she really wants
to put this country first-
HILLARY CLINTON
My opponent is a liar -
MR. GARRISON
Would you just PLEASE shut up-
HILLARY CLINTON
And he CAN NOT be-
MR. GARRISON
Get out of your own way-
HILLARY CLINTON
Cannot be trusted.
Garrison buries his face in one hand and sighs.
MR. GARRISON
(sighs)
Okay, okay look- She doesn't mean
what she's saying. She just doesn't
know how to take this because it's
very weird and her advisors
probably-
HILLARY CLINTON
My opponent is a liar. And cannot
be trusted.
MR. GARRISON
Oh fuck. Why the fuck did it
have to be her? I'm so fucked.
The way Garrison turned around in pure frustration “why did it have to be her?”
Love South Park so much
Lies again? Nashville Trust Nipple Twister
Whos garrison all i see is trump
Lol yeah!
He was so mad he lost his fucking arms.
"I am so f***ed."
"Get out of your own way." will never stop being funny.
They were both like that, it was unbelievable! When one would say something stupid or have something negative come out, the other almost immediately would do or say something stupid. It was like a perverse conspiracy between them to try to loose.
Ry Guy I still dont understand why out of 300 millions of people that live in America it came down to The Turd Sandwich and ..... Him.
Lutece , yes! I think about it statistically too and wonder the same thing.
Ry Guy Yes. But the DemoTwats decided to rig the election so Hillary would run against Trump. It was the most metaphorical pick your poison example ive seen in a loooong time. Wtf America? Seriously?
DimentiosLoyalest what is the name of this episode
*"My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted."*
*_-Turd Sandwich_*
Lmao
“9. 11.” - A. Giant Douche
*Tillary Slinton*
A Turd Sandwich is still the better choice then a giant Douche!
I'm voting for the Giant Douche.
Let’s be real. You know why you came back here. We all now why we came back here
We need a second election season lol 😂.
Sooo many funny meme moment this year.
Trump working at McDonald. Then there was an e.coli outbreak few days after.
Joe Biden telling new press that Kamala is 100% on with all his decision lol 😂 when Kamala is trying to break away from Joe.
Joe calling roughly half of American citizen trash. Trump clapped back with garbage truck.
Maaaan there’s soo many funny moments 😂
@@KeePhengVue"their eating the dogs!"
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Panderverse Cartman vs. Mr. Garrison
@@KeePhengVue sadly that isn't happening
"I am giving you this lady" this kills me! Hahahahaah
Donald Trump was off the handle his entire campaign, and that's partly why people love him: he's not (entirely) a flip-flopping politician who worries about how many votes they might lose if they speak from the heart. If the candidate the DNC nominated had any class or integrity, they could have had better turnout than that evil cunt did.
Jack Bauer what the fuck are you on about?
Drugs are bad, mkay he lives in opposite land.
Drugs are bad, mkay he kinda made me want to go out and ride the short bus after reading what he typed. Lol
@ Jack Bauer that's exactly why he won
"Get out of your own way." Truer words have never been spoken.
Dean Jacobs trump didn’t win. She just lost
We would of been sold out to China, if Hillary won.
@@russellgarza9059 Thank god we're all just dying en mass in a poorly handled pandemic instead right?
@tlessmo It also doesn't help that the biggest stories in early February related to Covid was China arresting journalists trying to report on it.
in the end, it was Comey that needed to get out of her way. Were it not for the that last minute announcement, OR had Clinton kepts some last minute scandal in reserve...we wouldnt' BE in this mess now.
“Oh fuck why did it have to be her” had to be said a lot IRL during these whole process.
It's a no-brainer that in terms of female candidates to become POTUS, Hilary Clinton is at the very bottom of the list. A homeless crack addict has more morality.
As pro-feminist as I am, and as much as much as I DESPISE Trump… Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, as far as first female presidents go, we could’ve done a lot better. =_= Sorry, Hils, I mean, I respect ya. You went the distance, and I admire the hell out of you for it, but… Yeah.
@@corpsemachine6949 You do know what a feminist is right? And how trump is pretty much the perfect antithesis to the definition of feminist right?
@@archangeltyrael3369 yup, believe all wahman
@@deathbydeviceable I don't though. With all this MeToo crap there's sure to be at least a few that are just dumb bitches trying to sue rich guys during a time when they can barely fight back against the outrage but given the sheer number of them that have come out against Trump as well as his usual ghoulish behaviour towards women in general it's real easy to believe that more than a few of them are telling the truth
"Fuck, oh fuck, why the fuck had it to be her, im so fucked"
Americans when they see who they'd have to pick to not pick Trump.
@shadowofhawk55
Well, most Americans will pick Trump, so you can go cry on your pillow now.
@Ukaran Most picked Biden, dislike both but am voting Biden just so Trump can't pardon himself of all his ongoing charges lmao
@@KumaChikara
Everything is pointing to Trump being your next president.
Cry more. 😄
@@Ukaran Cope lmao
“She’s such a turd sandwich” I love that throwback line
Same lol
5 years later and she’s still a turd sandwich.
Wasn't Garrison running as Douche?
@@Helladamnleet Indeed he was.
Season 8 boyssssss
My opponent is a liar...
And cannot...
*And cannot be trusted*
"Mrs president, the Koreans are just outside our boarder what do we do?"
"My OpPoNeNt Is A lIaR aNd He CaN nOt Be TrUsTeD
MAGA!!!
Sahib put this symbol * before and after a word
My opponent is a liar
And cannot... Be...*
*And cannot be trusted*
*Fuck*
"Fuck, oh fuck. Why did it have to be her?"
My thoughts exactly.
It shouldn't have been her, it should have been Bernie. But now, thanks to the DNC, we have a giant orange baby in the White House.
Buddy, at this point I'd say Trump 2018 is ambitious. Trump for prison 2020 maybe.
Buddy, do you really want Trump impeached? that means Pence is president. you know, Pence? that dude who actually IS everything the left says Trump is? no?
oh well, get him impeached. the sad thing is the Bern victims think that somehow means Bernie might be president. not sure how they're coming to that conclusion...
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Madd Snork exactly
Well, it's 2024 and we just had our first presidential debate. Can confirm, this bit still holds up.
XD
your joking right?
@Oscar-je4pk lol idk man is he?
timless jokes
Just had your election and ohmygod this ages like a fine milk
“She’s not as bad as you think, I promise”
“My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted”
Hillary actually told the truth for once.
She's actually way worse than Matt and Trey understand
@@Jim87_36 this episode was made before a lot of Hilary's really big controversy's came to light they were sure she was going to win but hold and behold America wasn't stupid
@@maverickdarkrath4780 america is stupid for the fact that hillary and trump were even candidates in the first place
Roxas darkrath
You mean before we found out she stole evidence from the Nixon investigation or before we found out she and Bill stole the furniture when they left the White House.
Or do you mean just the stuff from this century (or even just this decade)?
@@cthulhuschosen4173
Yeah but sadly who would've been a better option?
Nether the Republicans or dems had anything better lol.
Ted Cruz
Bernie Sanders
Jeb Bush
Lincoln Chafee.
To say some of the most recognizable.
And those were and still are hot garbage, not to mention the other options were not even popular.
The only weird thing about this clip is that the questioners ask a fair and logical question.
God isnt that depressingly true
They didn’t say a single thing
"Questions that I don't like are unfair. *tears*"
Plot twist: the original comment was made by Trump
@@ELFanatic asking questions that are about facts and truth is considered being unfair to trump and his ppl
One speaks his mind more than he should, the other is a pre-programmed robot.
I'm reading the comments on how this is the actual debate, and I'm starting to think that those aren't jokes.
well for America it isn't a joke for the rest of the world however
Exactly. That is why South Park is the single best metaphor of society done in TV. Nothing else comes close.
+Teralek
Rick and Morty is bitching.
Hj
It really isn't how the debate went... like at all. Trump was interrupting Hillary (I don't know why Trey and Matt thought it'd be the other way around) and lying through his teeth the entire time. Hillary actually had answers to questions while Trump made a fool of himself by rambling on and on about completely unrelated things.
The way he turns around and shakes his head is the best part of this segment
Yeah... "Why the fuck did it have to be her" 😂😂😂
"God she is such a Turd Sandwich"
Is a turd sandwich a turd between 2 pieces of bread or a triple decker, 3 shits stacked?
@@tinamoul wtf lol
I guess that would make trump the giant douche.
thereign Sounds delicious!
gold
I like how Hillary’s responses sound so rehearsed and robotic.
they were rehearsed XD
Hillary IS a robot.
And a reptilian too
It's too good to be Hillary. The voice actor here actually has inflection. Hillary doesn't. It's funny because the voice actors are taught so much not to be monotone that she couldn't do it even in order to play an uncharismatic person like Hillary.
They were rehearsed and she was given the questions ahead of time. She lost the winnable election that was set up for her to win.
Because that’s who she is. Same with Kamala. They don’t know how to be real people. Just dick suckers to the powerful
"Get out of your own way!"
DakaONER94 Are you feeling a little lonely? I currently am, but you just have to follow your innerspeaker.
DakaONER94 😂😂😂
and how are you currently?
Cucumber Nick feels like l only go backwards, you know new person same old mistakes. Solitube is bliss yet i know i got to be above it but nothing that has happened has been anything l can control. Failing to address the elephant in the room eventually l just keep on lying and let it happen. My expectation? It is not meant to be at the moment
DakaONER94 well, i guess you're changing... But I don't really mind -.-
Biden's team after he said "We finally beat Medicare": 1:11
Asclepius
Trump VS Hilary was funny, Trump VS Biden was just sad.
Yeah, once again Trump could get beaten easily but once again the democrats have the "Why did it have to him?" candidate
@@vanillabatcave5677 I felt this sadness but just a little. Trump didn’t mock Biden much therefore it was almost as humanely process as possible.
lmao
So if Trump wins, does that mean Garrison is gonna be president in the next 4 seasons?? that be interesting
Mr. Slave his first lady :D
Ooh Jesus Christ!
Well I know who Im voting for now
David Mason-Jar Next 8 seasons*
Caitlyn Jenner would be first lady. Garrison and Mr. Slave are probably over because of Jenner. It's funnier that way.
"Get out of your own way!" .............. That fucking killed me! :D
- cannot be trusted!
hongquiao what killed me is that she actually listened XD
hongquiao
PARANOIA AGENT AHHH!
It is very accurate, this election is not about who will make the better arguments but who will sabotage his own campaign the least. The difference is it sometimes seems like Trump actually does it on purpose while Hillary and her staff are just that fucking incompetent. So based on that I'd say Hillary deserves to lose more xD But she'll probably win.
I can't wait to see what South Park does for 2020...
They had the entirety of this season mapped out according to the election polls, and when Trump won instead of Hillary, they had to quickly scrap and re-write the rest of the season. After that they said never again.
Lots of sleepy joe sniffing people i predict 😂 democrates have got zip bubkiss nadda. Trump will win 2020
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 you arnt the smartest chap are you, employment is highest it's ever been, immigration is high but its legal immigration (something trump openly pushed for) that Mark of the beast bs has nothing to do with trump, also Israel and the US have always had a good relationship and trump openly said he wanted to help them during his run for president, if you diddnt bother to look into his policy you can't be mad that you voted for him and he's actually delivered
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 I don't think you watch the right things
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 As someone who voted for him but not again in 2020 as well how about you use REAL examples that are relatable to centrists and moderates instead of silly shit? Like apparently being 100% for the 2nd amendment but then walking it back after one crazed gunman in las vegas and the same day called for restrictions on accessories. Or his repeated criticisms of past american presidents being too trigger happy and getting involved in foreign skirmishes but then jumped the gun on, now discovered to be, FAKED gas attack propaganda on Syria looking especially stupid when some of the bombings where by AMERICAN BACKED """rebel forces" because thats done so well in the middle east in the past.
Ultimately the biggest failure in this administration isnt actually with trump but with the traitorous republican congressmen that have shown their true colors and voted against repeated measures to introduce "conservative" policies and rollback other regressive policies by former administrations in direct contradiction to the ideals of the party that they supposedly support. Both parties need to be burned to the ground at this point.
2016: "My opponent is a lier."
2020: *incoherent senile mumbling*
2024: "I was born in a middle class family."
I like that Trey Parker and Matt Stone constantly throw shit at both sides of the aisle. This is how comedy is SUPPOSED to be.
Mr. Battle the fake news media does this daily and I love it! Morons chasing a laser light that the POTUS waves around. Cutting off their own head.🤪
Simpson’s
Mr. Battle yes
Sometimes both side are equally full of shit and worthy of ridicule.
Mr. Battle something the Simpsons sucks at it now and family guy was never good at
its even funnier now
Ayyyy, Animal Man! :D
+Pip Smith amen
666th like
its even more funnier now
And it’s WAAAAAYYYYY funnier now that he’s President again! 🤣
"She really wants to put this country first"
"My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted."
Very true.
"She's the one who at least has some experience. She's not as bad as you think, I promise. And unlike me she's actually capable of running this country"
"My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted."
So true
Yeah right
Get out of your own way turd sandwich lol
All of you guys are idiots. Hilary will never be president and she is useless
Slutty Pilgor I’m afraid you are literally supporting this comment section.
I never thought I’d see a president actually do worse than a South Park sketch 😂😂
That's very true sadly 😓😓
Biden would have done better if he just followed Hillary's plan of "My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted! What he is saying is simply not true." 🤣🤣🤣
That is just dispressing 😢
yeah biden sucks and trump actually turned out to be better than trey and matt thought
@@okayibelieveyou9330 no
his face tan lol
Orange*
It’s a cross between Bernie Sanders and Trump
Its ment to make fun of trump of corse
@@bluecircle8960 im usually not doushy like this but damn son learn to spell.
@@rorye4963 lol yeah man
Very accurate representation of Hillary Clinton
Gimmick66 more than accurate.
And a good depiction of Trump. Perverted old man with a bad tan and no idea what he's doing.
@@justwannabehappy6735
Hillary...... Is that you??
Wait, you think Obama got us into the debt we have now? That bullshit is a result of how badly Bush fucked up the economy. Obama fixed it. Otherwise, we'd be 35-40 trillion instead of 20-23 trillion.
@Drastic Pup
Damn, I really hope you're a kid. Nobody questions that Trump is a pervert. He's even attracted to his own daughter. Why do you think Trump deserves credit for "maybe" getting us out of a war with North Korea that he almost started in the first place? And you think Obama put us into debt? You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe that. Bush handed Obama an endless Middle Eastern war and the mortgage crisis...on top of continuing to give Americans tax cuts. Obama was forced to bailout the banks in order to save the economy (something Bush and the Republicans had already begun to do). Obama's contribution to the debt was continuing Bush tax cuts to help struggling Americans during the recession and the ACA. It certainly wasn't the right time for healthcare reform, but it was sorely needed. That was his campaign promise and he wasn't going to break that promise just because Republicans are absolutely inept. Obama brought the deficit down from 1.4 trillion at the beginning of his presidency to 450 billion at the end, while still providing Americans healthcare. Trump has promptly begun to raise the deficit once more and by the end of his term, it will be back at 1 trillion.
Let that sink in. Trump inherited a booming economy, near full employment, no wars draining the coffers, and no financial crises. He allowed corporations to bring home trillions of dollars maliciously stored overseas, gutted aid programs meant to help Americans...and he is STILL going to MORE THAN DOUBLE the deficit. He's not only a morally bankrupt piece of shit...but his fiscally inept as well. America's worst nightmare.
Fuck Donald Trump. He deserves absolutely no respect.
Turd Sandwich is actually a robotic crab person controlled by man bear pig.
Yes. The joke is that Al Gore goes looking for man bear pig and nobody believes him. Its not exactly a metaphor on global warming as much as a joke about how Al Gore sees global warming as if it where a monster in need of killing.
Whoa! Are you super cereal?!
Yes, I am HIV positive about this.
Ryan S. li
Don't tell Al Gore that.
The 2024 version: "I was born and raised in the middle class...."
This is funny whether you are a Republican or a Democrat.
You know there’s one person from each side that finds this show extremely offensive
Benthegamer Yep, damn Mormons
Jean-Marc Brand I'm a trump supporter and this fucking killed me lol! However this isn't me trying to be political I respect everyones opinions! I'm just saying that this is a classic now and never gets old!
Is it equally depressing as well?
+Ry Guy I mean... I get democrats having a problem with that... But republicans? The guy they voted for, if Cohen is to be believed, accepted help from a hostile foreign nation to win. The DNC favoring a candidate who is actually a member of their party makes sense. At the worst that's like some high school baseball level bullshit right there. But supporting a guy who arguably committed treason? C'mon son, that's Major League, New York Yankees level fuckery right there. You can't lost respect for Hillary over something like that and still be okay with what's arguably treason.
OMG this is one of the best politics related moments of south park
agreed
Poor Garrison, being genuine and honestly wants to do the right thing and he gets Fucked over LMAO XD
he speaks the truth! he had scissor sex when he was a women! you dont know the shit i done in the past!
Jonathan Vida one does not simply be a girl
Probably because this is the only politics related moment you actually understand lmao
1:48 pretty much everyone whenever Hillary spoke.
This is why abortion is a thing lol am I right.
ikr hillary clinton is such a communist
Ze Medicine mann are you from snl?
Ze Medicine mann.. what? And what's better than Capitalism?
The Drevar probably working on potato farms on small, equal wages, not owning anything, the state owns it all, and the leader is paranoid and maintains full control over everybody and gives everyone little to no say. Capitalism, for me.
five years later and I am still shaking my head at how accurate this is.
Is it though? Trump was actually trying to win the election. He certainly believed he was qualified, unlike Mr Garrison in this clip
Five bucks says the twist is that Turd Sandwich is actually a robot.
Sniper Melon your on
She's an ad.
facts
no. she's a crab person
she's a hologram or crap people or even worse shes a man bear pig
This predicted the future.
EXACTLY TRUMP PRESIDENT AND CLINTONS A BI**H
no
EJackHBros ye
Ken Chen and guess what trump is doing in the White House. Making love to blow-up dolls cause his wife didn't want the "hardships" of being lady of America XD
Yea Pretty much
Nice try South Park, giving us actual footage of the debate.
WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. The fuck do you mean “Took me time” are you a fucking boomer?
@Junius Argonon why ask stupid questions?
Junius Argonon did you really ask what’s a boomer when you’re capable of looking it up what a fucking boomer.
@Junius Argonon that is a fucking meme so calm down
Junius Argonon you’re right this isn’t a joke you fucking boomer
This is more respectful and Intellectual than most real modern political debates…
It looks like Mr. Garrison will be president for the next four years...
Hans Barrels Ooooh Geeeeeeeeeez!
Make South Park Great Again!
Hans Barrels The next EIGHT years😉
Don't you mean 8? ;)
It depends on the opponent that is backed by CNN. Chances are not good for the Democrats if it was being led by a person named Transa McDykenstein
so is mr garrison president now?
yup
Shadow C. And for a joke a presidential version of the Star Wars imperial March happens
Yeah....f*cked em all.
fuck em all to death
so can we start teaching kids his evolution theory now?
I still can’t believe that this actually happened.
Valkyrie no
Valkyrie keep America great
Noone'sBase yes
We will win
Trevor Billiot when was America ever great tho
I see the TH-cam algorithm has brought us back together once again.
Yeah 😅
Does this mean Mr Garrison is president on the show now?
I hope so. While I miss having him as the teacher I also think it's perfect to keep him in place of "Trump".
Honestly, just Garrison as president by itself is just a funny idea.
He is. And after Trump was elected they arranged his look to make him look more like Trump
Jordan Benans-Hillard the creators of the show said they won't make fun of Trump or politicians next season because it's oversaturated and they are jokes themselves
If you saw all of South Park series 20, you'd know the answer to that.
South Park is BRILLIANT. Always.
Based on true events...
Indiana Jones 2 is creepy.
When where what???
Before they happened
Maybe Hillary clinton. Donald Trump has full capability to be president.
He knows more about managing a country than she ever will
I nearly shat myself when I found out this is NOT a pre-elect comment. Holy shit hahahaha
"Will you just please shut up...GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY" 💀💀💀
Let's not forget, this South Park episode was made before the actual 2016 election...it was scary accurate...
Actually they fucked up. The next episode was about HER winning. But when Trump won, they had to remade half of the episode.
K Kroeger it wasn't south park works on each episode for 6 days and airs it on the 7th day or Wednesday.
yap true, but the election ended one day before the episode aired, they had to redo half of it in one day because they were sure Hilary would win .
@@borob.5168 i thought they filmed two..just in case lol
Yh I remember watching it. It was freaky AF
Anyone remember when Hilary was on that hip hop radio station and she went out of her way to say she carried hot sauce on her at all times? My God cringey af.
@@sully-coco Oh hell no! You just reignited my ptsd!
Wait she actually said that 🤣 fucking Pokémon go to the polls was such a boomer way of getting us young people to vote 🤦🏽♂️🤣
in her defense have you ever tried eating a turd sandwich without hot sauce? it tastes like shit
@@rusianalf with a hint of corn.
Woah that’s so relatable to black people if I was black I would vote for her 100%.
What the fuck did i start.
Lmao. Because they're not even playing the same game. Trump is playing 4D Chess while the Dems are still stuck on Checkers.
@wolfman02 America isn't racist and it's coming from a Latino... Seriously, my own country is more racist towards myself than that one. Plus, you need to be able to play 4D chess to turn 1 million into more than 7 billion my man
@wolfman02 yes its racist. liek for example Just because someone is white they will constantly call him a racist and privileged. kek
@@PaulPamVB The FBI and every other justice system agency has even admitted white people have it better concerning the law
@@arcturus4762 He inherited more than 1 million it was 400 million which is close to half a billion. If you're a rich kid spoiled with all the exotics of life and given your daddies connections it's only expected you do something with it.
500 years will go by and this will still be hilarious for generations to come
timeless
Cartman: I just don't understand what's at bottom of a vagina.
Heidi: Do you want me to show you?
Cartman: HOLY SHIT!
it was so awkward but when he said "holy shit" I died
Captain Katsura makes it twice as funny when you consider that Kyle will be the last one of the boys to see a vagina
dude that was awesome cartmans a playerrr
Perhaps leaving Twitter is the best thing that has ever happened to Cartman, lol.
but horses do bite off weiners...
South Park was the only television program that got the election right.
They actually admitted to doing the episode as if Hillary won but then Trump won so they scrambled to rewrite it as soon as they caught wind
Keep in mind they often only need a day to to put together an episode with all the animations and voice acting
My source? The writers were talking about both of those things in the same interview from a couple years back
........................They definitely need more than a day for an episode.
@@LukeGeoDude Its well known they do it in under 6 hours some times. Watch the 60 minutes special on south park. Its why south park feels frantic off the cuff its because they don't overthink it they just go in with a vague idea and hammer it out.
The writing alone would take at least a few days, a full day at the very least. Then you have to record it, edit the whole thing, do the animations. There is no universe where all that is done in six hours. If you tell me the name of the special or where to find it, I would gladly watch it.
@@LukeGeoDude My mistake, its done in 6 days but they are fucking cramming it I'm telling you. th-cam.com/video/qgkbiVURAlQ/w-d-xo.html
Amazing scene. This is basically a replica of the real debates
Miao Wang wait.....this is NOT the real debate?
Miao Wang I read that as diabetes since Cartman was the pp
Is it though? Trump was actually trying to win the election. He certainly believed he was qualified
1:49 "Fu, oh Fu, why the Fu did it have to be her, I am so F'ed"
Democrats when Kamala stole her place as the Democrat candidate 😂
MR GARRISON WON!
This is literally the best thing about this election, which is really saying something.
rogerzin sinsin I'm excited to see what they do with this :D
Donald Trump made Mr Garrison the president in South Park. LOL This is beyond hysterical.
aboomination
With Paris Hilton up his ass.
Say what you will about Trump, but he's going to be a comedy goldmine.
This is a very true satire of their actions.
Both candidates instead of convincing you to vote for them instead makes you want to vote for the other.
For how many decades has there been a professional politician, a "qualified" candidate elected to office? All of them? Yes. And what good were they really? They were all shit with Obama being the corn kernel sitting atop the shit pile... Trump can't fuck anything up any worse than his predecessors!
Chase Hutchins he hasn't yet, the economy is doing great. Economists don't even understand how it's doing so well.
Chase Hutchins also Woodrow Wilson and fdr are the two best historical dictators in this country, both put in horrible policies we're still trying to recover from. An Woodrow's wife is technically the first female president, Wilson died before the end of his term and she took over instead of the VP.
Chase Hutchins you're making large generalizations, by your logic the stock market crashing is considered better for the middle class (when economists have stated that crashes can be beneficial for the rich in coming close to monopolies, just like too big to fail).
The reason my statements are relevant is because the political policies enacted by both Woodrow and fdr are still in place. The federal reserve is still one of the most major problems the US faces, Woodrow was the assholes who enacted it. Social security and the majority of the new deal, along with the internment of US citizens being allowed is still a current issue with laws like ndaa. Basically what I'm trying to say is I have yet to see anything close to those policies in this first year. An all of this is basic history, an Woodrow Wilson's wife did takeover the final parts of his term when he died. You sound super triggered by the way, I'm just pointing out my opinion on what I've been educated on.
Because the economy takes years to react to changes in policy, so when a president does anything you won't notice the difference until a couple of years pass.
On top of that trump really hasn't done anything at all so not much will change anywayr. He couldn't even repeal obama care
I like how they showed her being given everything needed for the debate because they actually did give her the questions before the debate.
The primary debate- not the presidential
@@MascotWP ...just because someone wasn't willing to sacrifice their life in order to release the behind the scenes information, doesn't mean that BUSINESS AS USUAL wasn't occurring.
@@MascotWP Do you really believe your own bullshit? See only got caught in the primaries. Democrats are cheaters and HUGE cry babies.
@@penmouse72 Well this comment did not age well
@@BeExpertGamer It did? What part might I ask?
It's no wonder the creators sat out this cycle..They got this shit terribly wrong
Not really. As inexperienced and toxic as Trump was, Hillary's limited mental abilities made her incapable of winning, much less running the country. And that's what this clip is showing. No matter how bad Trump gets, the Dems manage to choose a worse candidate. And no matter how rational and respectful the Reps can force themselves to be, the Dems always fall back on ignorance and hate.
This is why I love South Park. No political bias because everyone deserves to be made fun of. Thank you.
"She's not as bad as you think"
No, she's far, FAR worse.
yeah, fuck Stone and Parker for this
Actually in this short clip they are not really on her side. Check the end "why the fuck it will have to be her?". Besides the joke that she is a mindless robot or "turd sandwich".
Southgarden116
still, all in all the season is making Trump (Mr Garrison) out to be worse than hillary
FAR!!! FAAAAAAAR!!!!! Worst!!! Love South Park!! I will be voting for the Douche however. The witch is now putting her vote for Shillary Ads, On Demand South Park play back. {What a weasel} Some body probably told her that SP will vote for the Turd Sandwich... She's just such a Turd!!
Thing is she's not as bad as trump, but she's still fucking terrible. The whole point of this parody is that they're both the fucking worst possible candidates there could be.
Matt and Trey are either brilliant scientists, time travelers, or have profound common sense.
Yes why would they do Clinton vs Biden tho?
They wanted her over trump.
Probably all three.
@@TH-camPurgetheblackplague How?
Actually they were sure Hilary would win, they hated her but they just hated Trump even more
I grew up in a middle class family
sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of campaigning with a cheney
* add irrational cackling *
i'm black... erm. no indian
Haha loled at this so hard. South park is the best :)
haha same
Lol me too
Hippo Reddy 1k likes congrats!!!!!!
Could you please lol somewhere else
LOLED MEANS:
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🤦♂️ “She’s such a turd sandwich” has me dying every time.
Still better than the Simpson’s irrelevant and stale attempt to satirize Trump and Family Guy’s horrible attempt to satire Trump while preferring Obama...South Park doesn’t give af about either side.
_THAT’S_ how satire should be done.
True
Yep. Otherwise, it’s propaganda.
The Simpsons was good show in early but it suck today should have retired season year ago this why i still watch South Park Today
Shiniest of turds
No, anyone who thinks that way just doesn't understand comedy and is still operating off of middle school logic. Not having a side isn't funny, what's funny is expressing some kind of relatable point of view. Most people hated both sides which is why this joke works, not just because they were randomly against both sides. If it was some super popular candidate vs some super unpopular candidate and tried to do this same bit it wouldn't work.
Five years out and this is still eerily prophetic and maddeningly true.
How so
@Skyler Widespread emboldened racism, attacks on education, walking back women's rights half a century, openly attacking LGBTQ rights, added more debt than any president in history, was caught in over 20,000 lies in four years, impeached twice, Covid, tried to overthrow the results of an election, I could go on.
Don't be a dumbass.
Yea trump was only one of the most productive presidents we’ve had in our lifetime. So “maddeningly true.”
@Danny Z A productive fascist is still a fascist, get fucked
As many people hated Trump, I'm glad we got him in the first place for all the dank memes he produced
This is literally what happened. He did everything a candidate could do to throw an election and she still managed to lose.
Mr. Garrison would be a better president than Hillary.
Same with Trump and Hillary, but neither should have been options.
I now see very few pokes at Ike in this episode this time.
Fat Swiss and Tee Trump is a fantastic President.
@@WisecrackJax He's definitely not a bad one, but there were certainly better options.
@@fatswissandtee I can agree he was a decent choice over hillary. He does make mistakes sometimes isn't perfect, no one is, but thank god he actually beat her.
"Get out of your own way"
"she knows politics" is legit the biggest argument people had when voting for Hillary lmao
lol she can’t know it that well if she lost the election
Yeah, of course it was. Like, if you were going to chose between two plumbers, and only one of them "knows plumbing", how much more do you need to know?
Claiming Light you legit have a single braincell
@@claiminglight and one of them is saving a princess
I mean compared to what y'all got,also why the fuck is always the two worse candidates
WELP 2016 election in a nutshell everybodyyyyyyyy
LMFAO. This sh*t happened in real life! rofl.
+bandoogiemanz bro im really like wtf
bandoogiemanz
chrisPbit that's kinda true
Sad, but true.
You member when you could watch every episode of South Park on the South Park Studios website for free?
pepperigde farms remembers
Oh yes!! I 'member!
oh I member
Member when the episodes were random and did not hold together? Member when Kenny was a fucking character?
oh I member
OMFG, people still take it seriously after this!? South Park, you are genius!
Well I mean
people from the 2000s are pussies.
They take everything too fucking seriously lol
19th century? what?
Gary Brock so he's from the 1800's
Gary Brock dude how old are you?
Gary Brock everyone uses lol so be quiet
I feel like they predicted both elections in one episode
So much funnier and more creative than SNL, Parker , and Stone have crapped out more intelligence, than Tina Fey, Baldwin, etc , will ever possess
Ross Wood Parker and Stone are also not completely biased like SNL
Lightning Kachowski true, they have made painstaking efforts to hit every one on both sides
so mad
Lightning Kachowski theyre not completely biased but they’re left leaning at the least lol
they did crap it out though. They seemed to be obsessed with poop stuff
"My opponent is a liar"
The one guarantee for EVERY politician.
As trump says he kept more promises than he did not.
This election in a nutshell
lol
God we needed South Park. We got a joker on the right and a liar on the left and this election is tearing this country apart
we would get along... very very well
Ethan Wimer Totally. /)
Why do you bother arguing about a douche and a turd. they both fucking suck
2016: My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted!
2020: Will you shut up maaaan!
2024: uhhguhuuhgghuuhghuhhuh
So is mr. Garrison being president is now canon in South Park
Better then a madwoman who wants to start a war with Russia. Both were shit but one was war shit
Wooo wooo wooo, it's "You're", and we end our sentences with punctuation.
momus scythe Lol as if climate change isn't natural and hasn't happened throughout the course of history
Psychedelic Lizard No it's Your
wow, you are such a stupid fuck.
lmao, Hillary will just read whatever you put on her teleprompter, *sigh*
Hillary sigh
That's so true (laugh).
You realise this is a cartoon right?
you mean Turd Sandwich?
It is made by real people living in a real world who look at things a little differently from your average brainwashed turd.
the only thing that still makes sense today, after 20 years, is south park
Amen
southpark sucks this days lets be real
@elvis manhattan
Because it doesn´t fit your views or could it be that even South Park is beginning to become what it´s based onto which is what the news tells you what they think you should think is real?
To some degree, I have began to see the second thing unfolding such as the massive misguiding of what really happened during the michael brown shooting which, as you might understand, is just because it makes a great story for the news agencies. I can tell I´m not even surprised it would go that far though.
This isnt even satire, this actually happened.
Not really.
@@peposo7 ?
When did bernie act like this
@@heelrarenederlander it's Donald Trump
@@peposo7 Ya really. The votes were in favor of Hilary and she conceded.
The hope in the eyes of her campaign advisors before she says the line the first time is what sends me every time I watch this
This was 100% more Kamala than Clinton.
They keep doing the same mistake and wondering why the most, again
Fr
"...she is capable of running this country."
Hears her answer.
"Probably not."
“Get out of your own way.” Lmao.
I really like how they really showed how incompetent Hillary and her campaign. This isn’t too far from exaggeration.
DNC: "There's no way Hillary can lose this"
Hillary: "Hold my beer"
They made fun of both of them tho
Spheric they also showed how Trump (or in this case Mr Garrison) is very incompetent too
@@Jzombi301 🙄
Robert Olin DNC: HOW!!! How did you fuck this up so badly even AFTER WE SCREWED BERNIE OVER FOR YOU!!!
"I am giving you this, lady! What the fuck are you doing?"
Hilary Clinton's entire 2016 run summarised in one sentence.
Watching Hittlary lose was so satisfying.
Eric L high price to pay.
Better than a murderer, thief, and paedophile.
Kiquan Ringo at least he gave facts, all you provide is opinions. You sound like a 12 year old girl going off of what Twitter says about trump and saying "RACISM, SEXISM, XENOPHOBIA"
Kiquan Ringo never said I even liked him. Stay in scool kids
Kiquan Ringo u gave no facts to back up any argument in the first place. Even if you did now you would still seem childish. Stay in school kids.
This is just a reupload of the real presidential debate though.
no but you probably wish it was.
I don't have to wish for it, it's right here.
No, it's a reboot.
It is pretty representative as Hillary appeared robotic and Trump went off his rocker a little, and the polls after still showed Trump ahead though since then they are ever so slightly in her favor
+Ares Krieger those online polls were vote bombed by people who browse /pol/ , a neo nazi board on 4chan. i know this because they started off topic threads on non political boards to have people vote or bot vote them.
trunp did atrocious in the debate and did more then just get "alittle" off his rocker
1:47 the most human reaction I think I’ve ever seen
Man this aged like fine wine
*MY OPPONENT IS A LIAR AND HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED!*
My opponent is a Russian plant
my oponent is going to make america great
2020 elections:
President Garrison: Everyone, I just need to speak from the heart here. I had no idea I was gonna get this far without impeachment, the fact that the matter is I should not be president for 2020.
Joe Biden: My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted.
Hur hur thats like what is in the video only diffrent hur hur
God I hope it's not Biden against trump.
@@justifano7046 Why?
@@thesprawl2361 because trump Wil rko Biden into submission
@@justifano7046 And you _don't_ want Trump to win? Or you do?
Who else came back to view the comments after trump won?
Dajewish666 bro Totally me
No-one because hilary won...
Johnny The Dark in your imaginary universe, maybe
+Felix-The-Ghost
The fuck you talking about? Hillary won you dip
Rofl liberals continuing to deny reality
0:47 South Park nailed that one more than they could have ever imagined.
She had entire Hollywood rooting for her still lost??😂😂😂😂
That’s part of the reason why she lost. Most people don’t like Hollywood hypocritical condescending celebrities who tell you how to live.
It is clear since campaign that trump cant do anything constructive. Usa vote on who can diss their opponent the most and look what we got now.
Eavy Eavy voters don’t vote for who will try to be the most constructive, they vote for who will be the least destructive. Neither Hillary or trump, or even joe Biden have any real vision for the American people. They are all self serving jackasses who got there because of their family ties or because they met people in an Ivy League frat house or some shit. America was built on anti government ideas, and really the main debate is whether government should be more intrusive and helpful, or smaller to preserve freedom.
Trump hasn't really done a lot, which is a good thing. The most impactful thing he has done is provide confidence to businesses, which has brought back jobs Obama said would never return(take that L you useless drone striking wanker).
Politically, the most significant thing he has done is step foot in North Korea. So he's had at least two pretty positive things under his belt.
@@cleanerben9636 why he gets alot of hate in America??Why he's usually termed as racist, fascist etc and why Hollywood is usually against him??I don't really get the hate he recieves
"Get out of your own way." will *never* stop being funny
@Slice Of inBread. Yes he Did
Dude how are you going to copy the TOP comment?