SENT THIS to all my American associates who won't even understand the words used. Ill have to spend the next 5 days explaining the concept of "excuse me". Might be worse than that time I used the phrase "I dont know" and it gave them an existential crisis trying to grapple with the concept that its OK to admit you dont know
My American colleagues 'just wanna tell you this' when they have little idea of the language falling from their lips. They have one verb - applied universally - got, and it past participle, gotten - no other verb is ever 'gotten.'
To the Americans the idea of not knowing something is more offensive than... Well, taking away their guns I suppose. Not all, I know a perfectly nice American, but I suspect that's because he's married to a Brit and they live here! He's definitely learnt at least a dozen ways to say sorry!
I can't bear instant coffee, it makes me feel physically sick, but I'm *so* British that when someone offers me a coffee I simply can't ask, "Is it *real* coffee?" I'll just have what they're having and hope I don't decorate the inside of my windscreen on the way home! 🤮🤣
Canada said that " its okay buddy, thats not a problem and they are happy to help if you need some but its totally okay if you dont want it." Australia WOULD have said "Aww pull your head out your arse ya poofter and grow a pair" thirty years ago but is now too busy trying not to offend china by existing and told Britain that "They are just super busy with that new thing they started two weeks ago and that Britain is being SUPER judgey right now and they are just you know really involved and trying to make things work".
Every letter I've ever written in my lifetime! Except the, "Is there a wold in which..." bit as that's just a smidge too pretentious for the average Brit, sorry. Oh goodness, look at the time, I really must dash, but it's been absolutely fantastic to catch up with you chaps! All the best and sorry again, I hope I haven't taken up too much your time, I really am tremendously beastly!
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There's a minority report appended that reads, "It's the illegal immigrants and the transwomen to blame. Now, where's my massive consultancy fee?"
"Sorry we're live"
Sometimes the understated jokes are the best
SENT THIS to all my American associates who won't even understand the words used.
Ill have to spend the next 5 days explaining the concept of "excuse me". Might be worse than that time I used the phrase "I dont know" and it gave them an existential crisis trying to grapple with the concept that its OK to admit you dont know
My American colleagues 'just wanna tell you this' when they have little idea of the language falling from their lips. They have one verb - applied universally - got, and it past participle, gotten - no other verb is ever 'gotten.'
To the Americans the idea of not knowing something is more offensive than... Well, taking away their guns I suppose. Not all, I know a perfectly nice American, but I suspect that's because he's married to a Brit and they live here! He's definitely learnt at least a dozen ways to say sorry!
@@derekr1113 I feel the American approach to the English language is somewhat akin to breaking an egg with a sledgehammer.
@@ModelsExInferis Are you _sure_ that he's not Canadian? 😄
We need more of this, I am awfully sorry.
My favourite usage is "I am sorry I have not been fortunate enough to capture your attention" for "Oi! You!".
Nowadays, any report on British values should be a blank page.
Oh no! There must have been another *BP oil spill!1*
OMG I missed the live premiere by 4 minutes... I am so, so terribly sorry. Do you want a biscuit or something.?
Have you got custard creams? Sorry to ask...
Feel so awful that it took so long to watch this, I am deeply ashamed of myself, just off to myself a dammed good thrashing.
Well I'm sorry to hear it.
This sums me up perfectly lol
Wish someone could get Colin from Portsmouth to read this document, if it's not too much trouble that is?
Great video great view great News. 👍
I'm terribly sorry. Please excuse my tardiness. No really, totally my fault. With grateful thanks.
You got the flag the right way up!
Proof they didn't vote for Brexit ...😂
The IBS seem like a legit institute.
So sorry to hear about this.... If you are putting the kettle on I'll have what you're having....thank you...
I can't bear instant coffee, it makes me feel physically sick, but I'm *so* British that when someone offers me a coffee I simply can't ask, "Is it *real* coffee?" I'll just have what they're having and hope I don't decorate the inside of my windscreen on the way home! 🤮🤣
This was adorable 💚
Sore we’re live 😂
Canada said that " its okay buddy, thats not a problem and they are happy to help if you need some but its totally okay if you dont want it." Australia WOULD have said "Aww pull your head out your arse ya poofter and grow a pair" thirty years ago but is now too busy trying not to offend china by existing and told Britain that "They are just super busy with that new thing they started two weeks ago and that Britain is being SUPER judgey right now and they are just you know really involved and trying to make things work".
Haha. You guys are the best
I preferred the prime minster broadcast sketches, will you be doing more?
Terribly sorry to break this to you but no.
@@ATHLDN 😞
To be honest…I blame the government.
😂😂😂
Terribly Surrey
😂😅
I'm sorry to take your time with my comment , I really hope it don't bother you too much !
Isn't there emough sht without adding this to it
Every letter I've ever written in my lifetime! Except the, "Is there a wold in which..." bit as that's just a smidge too pretentious for the average Brit, sorry.
Oh goodness, look at the time, I really must dash, but it's been absolutely fantastic to catch up with you chaps! All the best and sorry again, I hope I haven't taken up too much your time, I really am tremendously beastly!
Soz.
Sorry
... or whatever...