Really happy with this video so hopefully you enjoy it too! I guess this explains why I love youtube awards so much... *BUY MY MERCH TODAY SO IT ARRIVES BEFORE CHRISTMAS!* jacksucksatlife.bigcartel.com/product/jacksucksatlife-christmas 🎄
As someone who's training to become a teacher for those ages the reason there is so many achievements is to encourage the kids! It helps young kids learn what they should be doing and helps engagement and morale of class. Young kids tend to do well with the small achievements!
Surprise! One of your childhood friends does actually occasionally watch you! Loved this video brought back so many memories for me too! Also i have a copy of the funny version of our primary school group photo! haha Roselle x
In an alternate universe, a young Jack will come home after a hard day trying to count above 20, and will watch this video, encouraging him to get to 22
9:00 I’m going to cry..it’s just too good. Absolutely outstanding. I’m so happy to be watching a great artist. *But maybe crying is a bit over the top-*
They always made us use joint/running writing in year 4 and said we need to practice because you will always use it in year 7, I am now in year 9 and I have never used running writing since year 4.
I_Am_Tea idk if your British but anyway there’s hardly anyone that bullies you in British primary I have 243 people in my school no bullies at all you get me mate sos if your actually british
Yep, they still force joined handwriting today. They don't do it in secondary school though, just in primary school. I remember going into secondary school and having joined up handwriting done in all my work then my teachers thought it looked so bad and told me to stop with it. I had generally forgotten how to write like that so I went home and did 5 minutes of learning on it :/
13:59 yeah I remember for 2 years they couldn’t read my joined up writing so they would just tick it and say I did great when they couldn’t read it 😂😂😂
Yes Jack, they do still push us to join, They give us 'nice fancy blue pens' if we do, I am one of two who do not write in blue pen in my class. They HATE my presentation and always ask me to improve. I do try, but you know they do not realize. I do not really want a blue pen anyway because in my class they always go missing or run out all the time. I like pencils, they can not get INK on your hands! They are small and last longer, Also It's better because you can SEE how much is left of the pencil unlike pens, where they are in a plastic container and the only way to see how much is left is to take it apart, which we aren't allowed to do even though it is easy to put them back together!!!
14:00 yes. My primary forced everyone to have joined up writing, if you didnt have joined up writing the teacher will give you a handwriting lesson. All my primaries forced it but the one i went to the most was the worst at forcing it. My secondary doesn't care about having joined up writing, they encourage people not to have joined up handwriting
Only in Primary Jack. Only in Primary. (As far as I know anyway…) I’m talking about joined up handwriting.. (I got sooo many of these awards so this is very nostalgic😂)
My 4th grade teacher did teach us cursive (idk if it is just America, but we call joint writing “cursive”). I remember some, but that was the only teacher.
14:01 unfortunately yeah my sister works at my primary school (which is also the biggest primary school so they were hella lazy) I hated writing joint up and it ruined my handwriting and now in secondary school I write printed but my handwriting is crap
And to anyone who is confused by pupil in the video, pupil stands for a student sometimes only young students... so for people like me a pupil of the week would be a student of the week
Really happy with this video so hopefully you enjoy it too! I guess this explains why I love youtube awards so much...
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3rd
You wont heart this comment
No im not gonna buy ur merch or am i? **v-sauce music plays**
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“Every other child must of been licking crayons if I have got this many achievements” -Jack 2019
Cloudy_Day GG
Loll
Wait so basically he’s calling himself not smart-
Yeah “crayons”...... hahahaha
Jeremy Rincon hahaha
Tasty
You need your own achievements room 😂
Let’s collab & make me one 😘
Jack trying to get a cheeky colab
Yt idk how did someone overtake you u r the creator change yours to 7,000,000,000 subs
hello susan
@@JackSucksAtLife hello jack
Jack needs to go back to his old school to give that ruler back to biology
Honestly we need to force jack back to school just to return it to his schools office
YESSS!!
20k likes and he’ll do it
Next VIDEO??!
Yeah.
5:02 this proves jack was a award collector even when he was little :)
Jack was the most hydrated pupil in his school
Highly agreed
*HYDRATION*
Agreed
Some say he is water
But couldn’t handle those balls
can we acknowledge the fact that Jack used 'shall' instead of 'will' when he was 6.
the white thing shall is supposed to be replaced with can not will
TheDerpyTurtle Well... both tbh. You can use it to ask if you can do something, or announce it.
TheDerpTurtle how about like “SHALL WE ANNOUNCE THE ____
The title should be: Jack flexing on his young self.
Beatrix Andreen nah, it should be: Jack learns he can’t handle balls
Hans Sidler. Yes loll
I'm loving these replies lol. Except from the one above me.. I dont understand it.
Jack Flexing On His 6 Year Old Self But Finds Out He Can't Handle Young Balls 🤣
1000th like ohhhhhh so satisfying
Jack's teacher: jack knows how to use certain keys
Jack: *drops sword*
that meme is dead.
But this is very true
20 years?
The man doesn’t look a day over 7
F
Not gonna lie, that’s pretty true.
10:21 I guess that means he’s non-existent here.
*child
Stfu
nah i guess hes 3
2007:
Me: was being born
Jack: had a mullet
you're not legally allowed to have a youtube account until you are 13 lol
@@alyxir333 "you're" not "your"
pr0 3ngl1sh
Ambitionzzz oh well😂
@@xeome5596 thanks for correcting me. appreciate it
@@alyxir333 bruh anyone can have a youtube account now 😂
As someone who's training to become a teacher for those ages the reason there is so many achievements is to encourage the kids! It helps young kids learn what they should be doing and helps engagement and morale of class. Young kids tend to do well with the small achievements!
Jack: I don’t even remember a ‘Bob’
Bob: *Sad Bob noises*
What about uH-
Roy?
Purplecorgi10 purdy
BOB ROSS
Lol
@@rxsedelight5938 bob the builder
“Every other child must’ve just been licking crayons”
“Can you stop talking about balls for 5 minutes”
Jack 2019
I-
“Use code Sunday! ChRiStMaS bUnbLe”
-Jack 2019
Surprise! One of your childhood friends does actually occasionally watch you! Loved this video brought back so many memories for me too! Also i have a copy of the funny version of our primary school group photo! haha
Roselle x
wow, that is cool!!
Oh wow! That's really cool haha
1:31
Biology Teacher: Oh.. that's where my ruler went
XD
LOL🤣🤣🤣
“Do they still force you to do joined up writing in school?”
Me: *sighs* “yes” *reminisces on pain*
Me: Mum, can we get a drawing?
Mum: We already have a drawing at home.
Drawing at home: 12:35
This makes absolutely no sense
Panda_Mocha it does but ur just a bit stupid
@@Syphen_ :3
Panda_Mocha 🤫🤫🖕🖕
@@Syphen_ Rood
Jack: okay jack no one likes a show off
Also jack: I got pupil of the week like every week
Jack: Feeding his own ego.
Fans: We live for this for content
Me: Yes, very true
😄😄
100th like
“All the teachers need to chill out”
“ I mean... I couldn’t even spell ostrich “
-Jack 2019
(I mean the myth was pretty good anyways you know)
“It’s the things, it’s the furrys or whatever they are” -Jack 2019
Loll yes
"he's furry"
"she's furry"
"I'm furry"
"we're furry
"they're furry"
14:03
He really had a thing going didn't he?
Dakota Jones It’s 15:05
12:16 the face you make when you walk past someone you know but not enough for you to say hello
American people:
"Reception?"
"Butlins?"
British people who had golden time in primary school:
OMG GOLDEN TIME THOoOOO
Im so lost
In my old school they changed it to once a week and we had a wristband system where only smart kids could take part :(
In my primary school, we stopped doing Golden time when I hit KS2
GOLDEN TIME!!!!!!
I miss it so much
In an alternate universe, a young Jack will come home after a hard day trying to count above 20, and will watch this video, encouraging him to get to 22
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
jack:
shiTcUt
GG
True!
*Haha there are 69 likes-*
I’m sorry 😂
169 lol
Noone:
Absolutely Noone:
Jack calls cursive joined-up writing.
I like how Jack refers to himself as “son” during many occasions.
Jack should go to Guinness world records for most achievements
“I don’t know how to play with balls”
-Jack Massey Welsh 2019
Jack: do they still force you to do joined-up handwriting?
Me: yes, yes they do.😥
No one:
Not a soul:
Not even Satan himself:
Jacks P.E teacher: HE NEEDS HELP WITH HIS BALLS
Jack: IM GOOD WITH ME BALLS MATE
(Sorry idek)
I-
Alright haha
@Anaya Nand yeah ik where thats from
7:22 That’s Butlins Bognor!! I been there who knew I stood in the same room as Jack at different times BIG ACHIEVEMENT
Cool
I had my fingers crossed we would’ve smashed the like goal, luckily we did, good job fellow comrades!
Yeah! :D
*C O M R A D E S*
"Jack's movement skills and ball skills need further development" -Mrs. Granger
11:25 Your balls have finally dropped, Jack.
14:00 yes
My handwriting used to be neat, years ago now, but being forced into joining has permanently destroyed my handwritings eligibility.
literally realising now, the time that Jack got his Pupil of the week award on 10:19, I was literally born on that day 😂😂😂
9:00
I’m going to cry..it’s just too good. Absolutely outstanding. I’m so happy to be watching a great artist.
*But maybe crying is a bit over the top-*
Omg...
When Jack mentioned about Butlins... AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS RECOGNISING THE BOGNER REGIS BUTLINS TENT????
Jack: as a little kid was a werewolf
Me: JACK WAS A FURRY
2:10 that says "date modified" so you last edited it in 2014 but if you right click and click details you can then see when it was actually created.
petition for jack to get a bowl cut again
⬇️
yes just yes
NO
They always made us use joint/running writing in year 4 and said we need to practice because you will always use it in year 7, I am now in year 9 and I have never used running writing since year 4.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Jack's Teacher: hE nEeDs To ImPrOvE hIs BaLl SkIlLs!
keep up the good work your videos are so amazing :)
13:58 i still use that
And its impossible to read my handwriting no matter if i use joined up writing or not
“Noothing! NoOtHiNg?!?”
~Jack 2019
What do you mean "I did something wrong"? I did noothing wrong!
14:50
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen
Imagine the people who were mean to him in school and now know that he is a successful youtuber with over 1 mil subs.
*imagine*
@@espark68 uno
Good you corrected it
I_Am_Tea idk if your British but anyway there’s hardly anyone that bullies you in British primary I have 243 people in my school no bullies at all you get me mate sos if your actually british
Jack: GEEZ whats WITH THIS TEACHER AND BALLS??! LOOK I CAN JUGGLE THEM!
Jack: sees Hola Soy German
Also Jack: the German fella
(He's from Chile)
Yep, they still force joined handwriting today. They don't do it in secondary school though, just in primary school. I remember going into secondary school and having joined up handwriting done in all my work then my teachers thought it looked so bad and told me to stop with it. I had generally forgotten how to write like that so I went home and did 5 minutes of learning on it :/
13:49 You spelt nothing wrong? Nice job jack!
13:59 yeah I remember for 2 years they couldn’t read my joined up writing so they would just tick it and say I did great when they couldn’t read it 😂😂😂
I did it for so long I forgot what some non-joined up letters look like
Yep, I remember my handwriting greatly degraded when they forced cursive.
Yes Jack, they do still push us to join, They give us 'nice fancy blue pens' if we do, I am one of two who do not write in blue pen in my class. They HATE my presentation and always ask me to improve. I do try, but you know they do not realize. I do not really want a blue pen anyway because in my class they always go missing or run out all the time. I like pencils, they can not get INK on your hands! They are small and last longer, Also It's better because you can SEE how much is left of the pencil unlike pens, where they are in a plastic container and the only way to see how much is left is to take it apart, which we aren't allowed to do even though it is easy to put them back together!!!
Jack: if we hit 20k like we do part 2
Everyone: Easy where is it?
Jack grew up to be a hilarious akward boi. I love this guys vids
9:10 Thought that said "I like drowning". What a nightmare that is.
*Sonic drowning theme starts playing*
Jack: Do they still force you to do joined up writing?
Me: yes Jack, yes they do ;-;
I'm getting the christmas bundle for christmas :D
I remember the memories of being in Primary school! Such a long 1 year ago... The memories..
14:00 yes. My primary forced everyone to have joined up writing, if you didnt have joined up writing the teacher will give you a handwriting lesson. All my primaries forced it but the one i went to the most was the worst at forcing it.
My secondary doesn't care about having joined up writing, they encourage people not to have joined up handwriting
7:36 "whoa look at our old house," me being an idiot looks at the doll house
petition for Jack to visit his old school
Jack: I don't even remember a Bob
Bob watching this video: ; (
Jack + KS1 = 200 Pupil of the week awards
Yes
Teacher: Smile for the camera!
Me: 12:17
7:14
‘’I was also going through a gothic phase when I was about 8’
nobody:
absolutely no one:
young jack: my drawing is briLLiAnT
wow okay we get it jack you're better than us
I really do love these vloggy type videos, it's really interesting to see!
Um explain how its 2019, and I'm in year 6, and we use the same shatter resistant rulers.
..
Interesting...
Oh ma gawd
I'm in year 5 (Do not mind my age
And I had the same for the whole key stage 2 and year 2.
Ikr like its creepy
I think you should find your old teacher, film a video proving your ball skills are GREAT and send it to her.
I feel like this video is going to get on trending looking at the title
14:00 yes jack, yes they do
2002 and jack: *prints off work*
year 9 kids in my class: "how do i sign in??" "how do i open google?"
lol
Young boomers
@@smraddebeli yes hahaha
Jack then: gets pupil of the term award
Jack now: has like 1000000000 play buttons and a world record
Yes jack, they still force us to join up :(
14:00 from my experience, in primary school yes but in secondary no one cares anymore
3:18 no one gonna mention the "sell your life" thing??
Only in Primary Jack. Only in Primary. (As far as I know anyway…)
I’m talking about joined up handwriting.. (I got sooo many of these awards so this is very nostalgic😂)
3:47
2014: 3D Porn comping soon
2019: "hold my beer" *vr exists *
I love that pink calculator! Pink is my favorite colour!
Just realised the year I was born Jack had a mullet.......
9:37
Stop it jack, it’s November and I’m so close, I can’t handle this
😂😂
9:26 well that woman is long dead now
13:58 just a heads up, "joined up writing" is called a contraction
6:46 wait you have a brother
always had one
Why was jack such a good boy in school and now he just bullys people on minecraft for a living
no one:
Not a single soul:
Not even me:
Jack: *GO ON SON!!!*
Just popping by to say that game in ur pfp is cringe good day
1st Jack thumbnail: Jacks beautiful face
2nd Jack thumbnail: Facepalming Jack
3rd Jack thumbnail: Laughing Jack
Episode 2 of me asking jack if I can have it
My 4th grade teacher did teach us cursive (idk if it is just America, but we call joint writing “cursive”). I remember some, but that was the only teacher.
I HAVE A MRS STURROCK AT MY SCHOOL AND BY HER WRITING I THINK ITS THE SAME PERSON
Ask her how long she has taught
Ask her if she ever taught a "Jack Welsh"
Ask her about Jack!!!
.
14:01 unfortunately yeah my sister works at my primary school (which is also the biggest primary school so they were hella lazy) I hated writing joint up and it ruined my handwriting and now in secondary school I write printed but my handwriting is crap
Is he constipated in the thumbnail?
And to anyone who is confused by pupil in the video, pupil stands for a student sometimes only young students... so for people like me a pupil of the week would be a student of the week
9:40 I was born in 2007
Same man
Same
jack got too many awards as a child
so now he wants to get all the awards as a adult!