Breaking Bat
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- Bane breaks a bat habit (this is a pun if you don’t get it maybe try reading some r/atheist to raise that IQ of yours lol)
Art by @TheFrenchPineapple
Bane: @DoobusGoobus
Nightwing: @carlitolopezvo
Red Hood: @VoiceoverRequiem
Batgirl: @mothballsva
Second channel: @Solidusjj
Patreon: / solidjj
"I just like seeing you get hurt." Perfectly capturing Jason's personality there.
Yeah, I was confused why he was helping, then was like "ah, there he is"
To be fair jason is an evil verson of batman. I havent seen his comics too much but i wonder if he kills criminals to protect people or more for game.
@@thewhitewolf58 More of column A, Little of column B. He's more of an anti-hero nowadays. Has no qualms about outright killing or crippling criminals for life, Protects people as violently as possible whenever he has to. More or less Batman without his "no kill rule" since it never did shit for Gotham in his opinion aside from let the Joker run loose dozens of times.
@@ferretwithagun868 btw did does he have plan for everything or is that just batmans gimmick? Since he sounds like the rogue cop type whos plans are his fists and his gun.
Jason be like, "Hey, Bruce. Remember that time you stopped me when I wanted to pop Bane's brain box?"
Let's be real we all knew that Red Hood was enjoying every second of it before he admited it
If that is Damien Robin and not Tim he might enjoy it more than Jason. That little bastard has the devil in him.
@@AgentofLADON hes the only kid i want to see beaten up by the joker. Damien is small but he is a pure asshole. If i worked for dc i would kill him off first issue.
@@thewhitewolf58 I was willing to give him a chance until he hit Alfred. At that point I'm thinking throw him and Joker in a bag and throw them both in a volcano because they both suck.
@@AgentofLADON you hit alfred you get put in the desert with broken legs.
@@thewhitewolf58Jesus CHRIST dude. Who hurt you…
Best part is how everyone except Batman is 100% in character. From the way they act to their actions and Jason with his last line especially
Classic Batman was goofy as hell though
It's hard to stay in character when you got a broken back that keeps getting broken.
Gotta appreciate Jason’s honesty
He makes his feelings clear on this whole situation, but then he spoils it by saying Batman called Bane a pu$$y.
@@josephkennedy5852 How'd he spoil it with that? He was making sure he got more of what he enjoys: Batman hurt.
Jason Todd one of the realest mfs I know 💯 💯💯
"He called you a pussy."
Trying so hard to stop laughing just at the delivery of that line.
"Everyone has dreams, mine is to crush yours. Come at me bro!"
Possibly from Bane
“ XD IM DEAD “
Me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
*DIE BAT DIE*
It got me wayy too hard dude XD
Bane: "Die Bat, Die."
The best part is that Jasons last line is 100% something that he would say if he was somehow in this situation
Ah yes typical rabel tsundere boy🤣
Jason flip flops on whether he's a hero or a villain, and wheter he's on batman's side or is jsut another villain to fight batman.
and batman kinda counted on that nature in Batman Incorporated's finale :3
@Sara Fontanini he doesn't really flip flop he's not a bad guy he wants to do good he just thinks that there is a better way to do it than what batman does. He just believes that killing bad guys does better to stop them than putting them in jail where they can just escape again. I mean, they fight mostly because batman views Jason as just as bad as the villains because he's willing to kill them. It's more like their relationship is unstable and the state of it is based solely on whether or not Jason is currently killing bad people or not makes it fluctuate.
@@TheBaconaitor13 He's right though. Batman is crap at his job.
yep
Holy hell, the images are uncannily like the old cartoons. Props to FrenchPineapple.
Wait, this is drawn?! Not from a cartoon?!
Edit: Just so this doesn’t get out of hand, I was just fooled by it. People are correcting me. Thank you.
as someone who haven't seen the old cartoons i thought these were real stills
Most of these guys weren't even made back then
@@IAmSelym This is like a 60s style of cartoon, but Bane, Nightwing, Red Hood and that version of Robin weren't around at that time.
@@theprinceofawesomeness the clear giveaway is tha red hood wasn't even close to being made when the OG show was airing
“He’s turning my back into a fucking slinky”
That had me rolling
That is actually a reference to a doobus goobus video on marvel and he is the one who voiced bane in this
I like how they're just casually calling each other by their actual names in front of Bane.
Im the comics, Bane did the research and realized the unusually athletic billionaire responsible for a major tech company is also a superhero who fights crime with expensive gadgets and technology
It's common courtesy at this point
Speaking of which, which robin is that, Tim or Damian?
@@RobertMcBride-is-coolDamian.
Bane is actually very intelligent. He would notice that the day after he turned Batman back into a boomerang Bruce Wayne suddenly appears in a wheelchair
@@justinpullen1097 Tim was currently with the Teen Titans at the moment I guess
Barbara and Nightwing being completely oblivious while Jason enjoying him suffer just on point.
What about Damien?
@@dubuyajay9964 I thought that's Tim.
@@dubuyajay9964 He is clearly enjoying this
@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 Isn't that Nightwing?
@@dubuyajay9964 Nightwing is Dick right?
This is truly the moment when Bane broke Bat.
Oh hi golden ninja 50
instructions not clear. Butt is now broken
Cool
Thanks for this useless comment we know how to watch a video.
And 47 minutes is truly the earliest I've gotten to a solid JJ video
You know, I think the batfamily secretly wanted to see this happen after all the shit Batman put them through since they were children.
Except for Barbara, she chose to become bat girl
@SavetionBruh Silence, Bot!
@@CarlosVasquez-xf8nx nah every one of them decided to do it with or without batman
Except Jason, he was very open and honest and about wanting to see it happen
What? Batman would NEVER stuff Robin in a birdcage in only his underwear as he's punishing him. . .
The fact that Jason could've shot bane at any time helped me see this coming
The venom grants Bane enhanced durability on top of an already harden body and don’t forget that Bane is a martial artist which give him pretty good reflexes
For crying out loud Bane managed to doge every single shot of Alfred shotgun when he walked trough Wayne Manor in Knightfall
@@nexrex3042well he's holding a man so it'd be harder to move
@@nexrex3042 it really depends on the version of bane, sometimes he uses guns cause he isnt bullet proof
@@othellobarker1291 This looks like a more toned-down version of Bane, so yeah, a gun would probably hurt him.
@@othellobarker1291Bane using guns sounds cursed to me
i laughed so hard at this. i need a loop of bane smashing the bats back on a loop complete with the screams . pure beauty
Yes
Jason agrees.
Robot chicken did it
@@shanewoody4232
Doo-doo-doot-doo, that's Bane :D
Y E S
"Let him go, meathead!" Is exactly what you tell a stacked villain that's holding your friend in a death grip.
I like how they all called him Bruce right in front of Bane 😂
Comics bane figure out who Batman was by his chin
@@mangareader7474 that was how? I knew that he knew in Knightfall, or at least I think that he knew?
@@runeanonymous9760 he did know in knightfall he figured it out
In their defense, Bruce started it. He casually called red hood Jason and batgirl Barbara. Revealing secret identities runs in the bat family it seems :p
@@mangareader7474 Technically it was from the way he carried himself, but yeah, he figured him out right away.
I’m genuinely surprised Bane’s knee was fine after so much Bat.
Bane broke his knee accidentally and is too awkward to admit it
@@genericname2747 i think that would've been a really funny alternative ending for this
I'm pretty sure Bane's Super Steroid stuff he uses greatly nullifies pain
@@genericname2747 sounds like the bane of the Harley Quinn show
Well Batman's back is about as tough as a bunch of uncooked spaghetti so...
so endearing, to see his henchmen have that much faith in him :)
*children
@@charliefarmer4365 | These are not mutually exclusive.
@SavetionBruh i am here to say you suck.
No one reply to them, it just gives the bot what they want.
Although it's pretty clear why Jason was killed by popular demand.
Granted comics so...
Villains have henchmen. Superheroes have sidekicks. Sidekicks don’t hench.
Wow. Until now I always assumed you were using actual frames from old cartoons. But as both Red Hood and Bane come from era way after these, you must be drawing them yourself! Color me impressed.
Edit: Okay, it was explained to me several times already, my bad.
Uh…check the description…
Lmao dafuq is that r/atheist lmao.
Rip French Pineapple
FrenchPineapple deserves all the praise 👏
Absolutely precious
Broke his back, made a catchy beat at the end. There's no limit to Bane's power.
WHY IS NO ONE talking about Batgirl finally getting a voice actress? It is truely uncanny
I mean to be fair, only Wonder Woman's the one to canonically lack a voice actress.
@@SpideyfanX and cheetah
@@SpideyfanXcan't wait for the vid that has wonder woman finally get a VA, and as we finally hear a breath taken in, he either cuts to another scene unrelated and we never hear her speak when we cut back, or someone cuts her off as she was about to say her first words.
@@jaimebustillofernandez3901 and the Light Blue Lantern
Wait THERE'S A BATGIRL ??!!! Huh, I just thought Barry got bored of being the Flash and grew his hair out ... and changed his name to Barbara.
Despite being broken that many times, BatMan is still totally fine after all of that like nothing ever happened. No wonder why BatMan is a legend.
Is it 3 in the morning do you even sleep dude
There's only one reason why Batman would survive this many spinal fractures...
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
@@milkiassamuel780
Whenever some doctor does a medical miracle, people fall down to their knees and say that Batman did it.
Guys it’s 2022 we don’t need the Batman for everything in your life you know.
@@tobehidk4825 Ever heard of a magical thing called time zones
Very expensive surgery
Terry: "You don't really talk about your old partners, what kind of falling out did you have?"
Bruce: "Do you wonder why I need a cane?"
Terry: "...Cause you're old?"
Bruce: "Well, that's part of it."
😔
So that’s what bunking happened!
My headcanon now is that Bruce told Terry this story and this is why Batman Beyond never gets a Robin.
@@heartnet40 In the comics, his brother actually eventually becomes his robin.
😂👍
Seeing red hood and nightwing in the old style cartoon is such a culture shock
Absolutely nailed Jason/Red Hood’s character flawlessly 🤣
Something tells me they were all encouraging Bane on purpose. Jason just happened to be open about it.
Edit: corrected "open-minded" to "open".
nooo......they'd never do that😯
@@SirBojo4 I MEAN... They all have a bone to pick with him and rightfully so. Bruce is not a good Batdad in the comics lol
@@darknessbeyond6639 don’t forget every other media
@@darknessbeyond6639 Bane's knee has picked about every bone of Batman's back I'm sure of that.
Yeah he did go around the world with Barbra in the killing joke I know it ain’t canon to other projects but if it has Kevin it’s canon.
Rip kevin
Thanks for letting me break your back, bro 👍
How did almost no one see this
@@flammingarrow3413 no clue
@flammingarrow3413 its a mystery
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I did not know this till I read the description, I am amazed
The last part is so in character for Jason, he lives on Bruce’s suffering.
Can you blame him?
@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets No, Bruce did him dirty on multiple occasions. Hell, DC did Jason dirty by making him use nerf gun/rubber bullets. Though rather that then them getting rid of his guns and all
@@SamuraiKnight I wish Jason would call out Bats on formerly using firearms himself.
@@dubuyajay9964 Well, his "no guns" rules since stupid when he has it on his vehicles
@bruhmanofyear2 Not to mention in the Golden Age he had no problems killing people, he actually hung one of Hugo's henchmen.
This and the Robot Chicken sketches where Bane tracks down and breaks Batman every time he returns to the job are the pinnacle of Bane comedy
0:48 Did Batman just said Barbara? Now Bane knows Batgirl's real name.
And Bane now knows red hood's real name as well
@@BatInDisguiseOFFICIAL True, I forgot about that.
I love that the Bat family is just casually calling Batman "Bruce" right in front of Bane.
EDIT: Yes, I already know how smart Bane is. I've also seen him perform the mental gymnastics he does to figure out Batman's identity and break into the Batcave.
He already knows
Bane likely already found that out by now. He's a pretty smart guy.
Bane worked it out way back during Knightfall. He worked it out, let loose all of Arkham to keep him busy then waited for him in the batcave to snap him. Lot of media skip over it but Bane is a freaking genius. He's partially based on Doc Savage and is big time equal to Batman in training (though I guess most of the Batman villains are his opposite in some way) Bane represents the willpower and drive, though he trained to survive growing up in prison compared to Bruce who trained by choice.
@@AgentofLADON Also, isn’t Bane just as strong as Batman without the Venom? Because didn’t he literally break himself out of prison by beating through one of the cement walls with his bare fists?
@@decimation9780 For real. The Venom was an edge before it writers got lazy and made it a go to thing. Plus the prison floods every night with the tide so he had to sleep mid chin up. Read Secret Six sometime, Bane is recovering from Venom damage and shows some serious feats without it.
Just realized that Jason went along with Nightwing just so Batman can get his back destroyed. Love this skit
Batman was cleverly faking all the pain, he's so good
AAAAGH GODDAMN LUNATIC!
I don’t think he was faking it …
@@lindsaysinclair1008 what do you mean? He was clearly taking it with no pain
@@lindsaysinclair1008 that's how crafty Batman is, he leads you to believe one thing and clearly is planning another
@@DeenTV-ytOr was this all a plan to remove his ability to feel pain so he can fight better? Maybe he CAN, but this made him stronger.
Total honesty, if I found out my death didn’t inspire my crime fighting mentor to wax the madman that killed me…I’d milk this rare opportunity for like…10 more minutes. Or until I ran out of quips.
I think that the Bat family hired Bane to teach Batman how to endure severe back pain like a therapist
I love how this unironically treated the Batfamily better than the DCEU ever did.
I did not catch up to that. Could you explain?
@ Dick is confirmed killed by the Joker with Bruce doing nothing about it, Tim, Jason and Steph don't exist, Cass became an annoying street pickpocket and protege of Harley Quinn, and the Batgirl movie that was already finished filming was erased for tax benefits.
@@Damar158 I do not understand that last one.
@ The new guy in charge of Warner Bros is a rightwing dickhead who probably doesn't like the fact the new Barbara Gordon is black, so despite the movie done and ready for streaming he had the movie not just shelved but completly deleted from their servers with no copies in existence to ensure no one could ever see it and because doing so allowed him to get a hefty tax write-off.
@@Damar158 I do not understand tax write-offs enough to understand how that works.
DoobusGoobus is so underrated as a voice actor
Oh my God, I had to check the credits, he's Bane?
That was so good
I agree. He did a really good job.
I knew it was him immediately because of his animation with Bane. He's really good
@@sho829amee lmao i watch his animations all the time. he doesnt do bad as the welsh one too
@@pixigirldust i mean anyone can do welsh bane with a pringles can lol
Batman: *Gets split in half after continuous pummeling of his back*
Bane: "Holy mother of christ! His guts are everywhere!"
The Bat family: "Is that supposed to scare-"
Bane: "YES! That was way beyond what I wanted to do! ... God getting his blood of my pants is gonna take so much time!"
Aha! So Bane admits defeat!
It was all part of the plan! High five, Bruce!
Bruce?
@@vaggos2003ONE WEEK LATER
Preist:"...so, even if Bruce might not be with us physically, he will always be with us in spirit."
Bane: *appears out of nowhere*
"Oh yeah? We will see about that!"
*grabs Batman's soul and breaks his back*
@@TheCrustleGuy question is which of them will be batman now?
@@Spicystachegamer if we choose the cannonball, Dick
@@TheCrustleGuy how does one break a person's soul, nevermind the spinal cord of a spiritual essence?!
Bro Red Hood’s lines killed me, they’re too realistic💀
“I just want to see you get hurt”
Seeing as he said it to Batman, That is the most red hood thing I’ve ever heard
Shows off all the bat family's personalities perfectly! Especially Tim.
that looks like damian not tim
I think it's Damian not Tim.
Actually I think that’s Damian. But then again Arkham Knights has him in the exact same suit
@@ultimax10doesgaming48 That's the joke. Tim Drake sucks
I think the joke is that Tim is not here
1:57 Most fire track of the year
33% fire
33% back breaking tempo
33% AAAAAUUUUGGHH
@@lucasseakins8920 perfectly balanced, as all things should be
drake without autotune goes hard
Number one on the Billboard top 100
This is just LISA music.
"I just like seeing you get hurt"
Sad thing is, you get Jason more than modern "he's just in the bat family now lul" writers do
Yeah. Same thing with Nightwing, he took on the mantle of Nightwing after a great Teen Titans arc to show he is has grown into his own man. And look at him now, back to being in Batman's shadow.
Kudos to everyone involved, but I gotta say, VoiceoverRequiem deserves a special shout out for channeling Jensen Ackles in his Red Hood performance.
The musical sting whenever Bane breaks him keeps making me laugh.
Batman's spine: isn't broken
Bane: And I took that personally
Stop! It's too funny 🤣🤣🤣
"So anyways, I started slamming him into my knee repeatedly..."
unfunny
Batman: Spends a billion batbucks inventing a new unbreakable batspine
Bane: Takes an extra sip of juice and knees him 3 times harder, breaking it anyways
@@Xanthopathy wooosh who hurt you? it's just a joke you must be fun at parties blablabla
Batgirl: "As if we'd let you do that!"
Also Batgirl: *Spends the next 2 minutes staring as they very much let him do that*
I fucking love how Bane's back breaking move has become a iconic move in media, and how it's named after him.
Jason loves everyone’s suffering
Glad to see that BatGirl doesn’t just “nod approvingly” and has a voice…❤
This BatGirl must be an imposter. Only villainesses have female voice actresses.
Evil Batgirl: *Is honest and supportive of Evil Batman in lack of voice actress*
@@treyhelms5282 cheetah: poses defensively in lack of female voice actress
@@jaimebustillofernandez3901 true, but when the evil justice league showed up from the evil dimension, it was a point about them being opposites that evil wonder woman had a voice actress
Nah it's just that wonder woman and her rogues gallery don't have voice actors
"I just like seeing you get hurt" Jason Todd in Arkham Knight probably
"Probably" would be an understatement in that game
1:13 - “HE IS TURNING MY BACK INTO A FUCKING SLINKY”
*WHEEZING; HONKING; LAUGHTER*!!!!!
"He turned my spine into a slinky" 😂😂 literally had me dying
Jason: the only way he's staying down is if you killed him
Batman: that might actually be a blessing right now
Jason: is that right? Hey Bane? Batman called, your mom a cow.
As soon as I saw Robin grinning like a goon at 0:13 I knew they were just going to stand there
That's a pretty classic Jason Todd moment right there.
Batman got his back blown out
I just want you to know this was the funniest thing I've seen this month. I really needed a good laugh. This year has been hell for me. Thank you for the content you make.
Glad to hear this brought you a good laugh. Take care, my friend. Now, let us wait for the next awesome Solid jj surprise.
I’m glad ur happy now(:
I can 100% believe Jason Todd being like "nah do it again that was hilarious"
1:44 how to fix a broken spine (according to 60s' cartoons):
Step 1. just man up bro
Step 2. profit
Breaking bat Is one of the best series I have ever seen.
Of course with is spin-off better call Alfred.
El Batmobilo: A Breaking Bat Movie
1:28 *tells bane the real identity of Batman*
He already knows
1:50 Considering how much s*** Jason hass beeen put through, andd out of all the Batfamily members, Jason would absolutely take some level of enjoyment from this.
BTW love that you got more voice actors, and it honestly amazes me how you are able to translate modern characters like Nightwing, Red Hood etc... into this retro style.
Batman's pain is still nothing compared to the emotional suffering that Robin feels from graduating from Kevin Spacey's youth wrestling academy.
Wait what
Or being put into a human size bird cage whenever he is being punished.
Or being put in a Speedo in bright colors
Haha the Discord Moderator Knight
Lol Kevin Spacey played Lex Luthor
This more respect Bane has gotten in 2 minutes then DC would do in a span of decades
He's amazing in harley quinn. But also because that's the joke.
“HES TURNING MY BACK INTO A FUCKING SLINKY” 😭😭
For some reason I laugh and get emotional when I watch him get his back broken. It was such an intense scene when I first saw it in the movie, it's really just stuck with me under my radar. Thank you for making this.
They all knew what they were doing
Jason was just honest
My favourite part is how it was the red hood who went "I just like seeing the man who betrayed me get hurt."
@SavetionBruh Silence, peasant.
I was completely expecting this to end with Bane finally throwing Batman to the ground, not believing the family saying that it wasn't enough, and for Batman to spring up and be like "Aha, I have fooled you again"
I like that they all just stand there watching Bane break Batman’s spine in half over and over instead of actually trying to help him.
be like bane, he heard constructive criticism and made according measures
Love seeing more VA's getting involved, it brings greater variety to the videos.
"I don't know what kinda disneyland bullshit is going on here. I just like seeing you get hurt."
.........you know what, Jason? That's completely valid.
It’s Finally a breath of fresh air to see bane have his original Latino accent in this parody than the Welsh accent username most parodies thanks for taking that extra step bro
heh...latino italian mexican it all sounds chinese to me 🤷♂
I don't really mind what accent he has.
@@kingofcards9516 Well it's nice they took the extra step to make it accurate to the character. Shows care for the source material
Plot Twist: The whole batfamily was sick of Batman's shit and wanted him to suffer for a change
"You barley even hurt him!"
I don't know why, but the barley typo made this 100x better lmao
* barely
Barley is a grain used in beer.
Robin : "Bane! You might have broken is back... repeatedly, but you'll never break his neck!"
Jason was full on aware of Batman's pain, but kept it going.
Everyone else also aware, he's just more honest
Genuinely took me really long to realise it wasn't actually from a cartoon. FrenchPineapple did really fucking good on this
I like how everyone is sorta casual with each other being on a first name basis while in the presence of one of their enemies.
“ and just like that, his back was turned into a fine powder”
the fact he felt anything after the 3rd snap is hilarious
maybe all his vertebrae turned into powder, letting his nerves work again
1:22 hes jus gonna have to shuffle now
Everyday, he shufflin’😂😂
A certified Red Hood classic
Jason: Still pissed at Bruce for letting him get killed and not killing the joker.
Barbara: Is aware of how much you're still capable of while paralyzed.
Damien: Does not see this as a threat as there's little immediate danger.
Dick: Is an idiot.
i like how damian is just chilling there
Red hood once again shows why he’s my favorite character. 😂
*Later, at the Batcave*
Alfred: The height of stupidity has just been demonstrated by one bat and three birds.
Damian: I knew having faith in people was a bad idea...
Dick: I can't believe you intentionally got Bruce hurt!
Jason: You all did more damage, disco suit.
Barbara: By accident!
Alfred: Be quiet *please.*
*Everyone immediately shuts up.*
Alfred: As punishment, you all have to go on a mission with Guy Gardner.
Dick: No, *NO!!*
Barbara: Anyone but him!
Damian: Who's Guy Gardner?
Jason: I’m bringing yellow bullets.
Alfred: On second thoughts, you can look after Goliath for a day.#
Jason: Isn't that one of the Brat's pets?
*Suddenly, Goliath lands next to them (look him up)*
Jason: No cussing can describe how I feel right now.
Wouldn't Jason despise Guy Gardner the most?
@@Fly-the-Light Honestly I have no idea I just thought it'd be funny. What did you think of the comment in general?
@@charliefarmer4365 Other than Jason Todd, I liked it
“You call that breaking my spine? You wouldn’t know how to break a spine if-AHHH, MY SPINE!”
You wrote Jason better than Gotham Knights did lmao
At the end I imagined him yelling. "DAMN IT TODD!"
0:36 Hmm my favorite spice barley..
Exactly what we needed, great voice acting and writing as always and fantastic work from The French Pineapple, the art looks so similar to the old cartoons!
I initially thought Red Hood believed in Batman. Good thing they made him stay in character in the end.
Some man like to watch the world burn.
And others like to watch breaking bat.
The story cutscenes in Gotham Knights are so good, easily the best part of this game
Its almost scary how comic accurate this is.
Based on the title I was expecting a breaking bad parody
@SavetionBruh in which universe
Everyone talked because they believed Batman was okay. Jason just wanted to see him suffer for fun