Signs You're The Clueless Friend
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Allison Raskin
Andrew Ilnyckyj
Gaby Dunn
Quinta Brunson
Patrick Ward
Jordan Shalhoub
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I had no clue I was the clueless friend until watching this.
Me too
well that's ironic, you were clueless about being clueless. :)
I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
same here😊😂
Seargentsquirell NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work, it means the images or videos may contain something like naked pictures or something along those lines that you wouldn't want to open at work.
Realizing what netflix and chill means was one of my life's most awkward moments.
+Kristina An Berr Yeah, sometimes you should just not say something, even if you think you know what it means.
+fomblezomble wait, wat Aint that movie site or something? :0
missquprison ? What do you mean
+fomblezomble what is netflix and chill
missquprison First, tell me roughly how old you are.
I didn't get some of these...oh no...
+mikah ong Same! That means we are clueless! Either way we cannot win! Oh no!
me and my friend hav nicknamed each other clueless, I'm clueless 2.0
FireStar Lol
LOL SAME HERE
OMG SAME IM THE CLUELESS FRIEND
Being the clueless friend is like everyone in the world going to a special class about life, and your the only one that didn't know about it. So everyone has been taught how to do things while your in a confused world.
Honestly that is sooo true, how I totally feel about everything
I have found my people..... Welcome, clueless friends, we'll be clueless idiots together
My flipping life 😟
+SomeColdSnow being the clueless friend can lead to a creative solution to problem XD
+SomeColdSnow Ikr
To everyone else who's like this: how about we all just get our own island and go there and never do drugs and always be super literal and never judge each other for being clueless.
Can I bring my boyfriend?
Xidnaf Agree. And you can be the leader:)
Deal.
Wait...they have an island full of clueless people :o
Please understand I'm joking ._.
Clueless and proud!
Most of my day is consisted of saying
"Can you repeat that?"
"Wait I'm lost can you go back."
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!"
"How am I stupid I know what's going on"
*2 seconds later the cycle starts again*
can you repeat that?
Gabriel Schulze me😂😐
ME in every way
That’s me
I do that, but sometimes I say what multiple times after someone said something (not rudely) and they just say never mind. It’s how I stop talking to people.
I'm that one friend who is the most clueless and biggest virgin you will ever meet. but i understand all the dirty jokes.
+Rose J. Omg sameeeee
Erzats Weird same
SAME
Same, I'm also usually the one to say the random dirty joke too
Now I now I am really so clueless my friend talk dirty all the time but I don't understand
How do I stop being so clueless though? I want to know what everyone is talking about, but no one explains to me what I am missing. What is all this slang? Gah!
Ikr! (I know right :D) I don't understand sarcasm.... Why can't they just be literal when we're around them! We're obviously the clueless ones :p
xX TypicalEmoGirl Xx
I hate sacasm!! It's rude. And it's mean to laugh when someone doesn't get something. They should just help out and explain it.
May Athena I feel you :/
A. Ask people
B. If they don't tell you, they're jerks, and you can do better
C. The internet is a great resource
I can't just pull up my phone in the middle of a convo and type out a question etc. everyone would have changed the subject and stuff. I don't know. It would feel weird. I always feel excluded from the discussions. I am capable of holding a conversation, mind you, but it is difficult with all the stupid modern lingos.
May Athena
When you hear slang you don't know, just try to take cues from others and laugh along or whatever. But remember the words. Then when you get home, look on Urban Dictionary online for the meaning. Then next time it comes up, you'll know :)
By watching this video I figured out that I am in fact the clueless friend
Me too… this is depressing
Same same saaaame. Are people actually this judge mental of us? I hope not...
same.. I didn't realize it until I watched this video... its kinda depressing lol
MC Hallman Me too, I had to google what nsfw and dp meant haha
Me too... I actually had to look up a couple things to understand what they meant. :/
"I just have to tell you, I have no idea what that means" has become my saving grace in social situations.
Better to be awkward right away and shock them with straightforwardness than to be trapped in a really awkward situation with the hamster wheel spinning like a drag racer in my head.
I'll remember that :P
Tbh I kind of like the predicaments that I get myself into some times :P
yeah it's like when you didn't hear clearly what your friend said, you should just say "I didn't hear what you just said" instead of pretending to have heard it and reacting in a wrong way, like laughing when they said their grandmother passed away last week.
I'll have to try that from now on
Andrew's small creepy smile though.
+Kenzie Williams He's so cute
What on earth was Eugene saying!?
+DezGamer oh, he was just like, "pxqtdsbslmnop"
@@amberXonic WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAN
Lyndz W it was a joke it means nothing
@@LiteralNerd260 I thought it had some weurd full form to it.
It's just random letters
'People keep sending me NSFW videos. Is that a new webshow or something?'
'Uh *cough* Just forward them to me. I'll figure it out for you. *grins*'
Bless you, BuzzFeed.
What r those videos? Can u explain please
marilyn Barboza clueless right there
cruuushhh yeah i am ...... but im serious what r those
marilyn Barboza Not Safe For Work
marilyn Barboza lol tbh never heard of those "not safe for work" videos, but instead of asking I just googled it xD I shouldn't have done that though... Just don't do that.
So clueless... How could she not know DP stands for Disney Pictures...
Nooo... It's Disney Princess!
I thought it meant dead pigeon...
The famous Victoria Flamel. You actually watch buzzfeed videos?
I thought it meant drag'n penis... guess I was wrong.
***** OOOOOOO!!!!! POPSICLES! DIBS ON THE RED ONE!
yeeaaahh....I think I'm the clueless one...some of that video I didn't even understand. :/
Same
🙋
Glad I'm not the only one
- Shooting Starlight - same
me😂
I had no idea what a clueless friend was before watching this and then I realized, one of my best friends is completely clueless
The one thing I agree with is when the guy says "Let's hang out sometime", and she says "What does that mean?". It's annoying how so many guys today are so casual and unclear about relationships. There's no formality anymore, with asking a girl on a date, where it was always clear that the interest was romantic. Now hanging out could mean just bed buddies, it could mean future spouses, it could mean just friends with no sexual/romantic interest.... how is a girl to know? The guy should be more clear.
Assumptions can be a real annoying. People do it often. They assume you get what they mean. People are just lazy & don't have language introductions done right.Nor is the phraseing done right.Leaveing some confused.
And they make movie based on these misunderstandings
It goes the other way around too. Women aren't always clear about what they mean either.
Not just men *people* should be more clear.
I never knew how clueless I was...
Lemme just say that Allison is P R E C I O U S
I HATE BEIG THE CLUELESS ONE OH MYYYYY GOSH
I'm a great speller you guys
+Emily Robertson Are you me? Bad at spelling AND the clueless friend?!
+AG Videos Maybe we're long lost sisters. Do you like fries and chocolate shakes? Well, everyone likes fries and chocolate shakes.
Yessss! My FAVORITE!!
+Emily Robertson Ikr D8
I just realized just how clueless I really am... This is very awkward. (Pun intended... Because I make everything awkward.... Yeah) But anyway, are people really THIS judgmental about clueless people? Like why can't they just be straightforward, answer questions directly, not be subtle, and not LIE! Like the couple who were "gonna get food." Like wtf at least tell her you want to leave
People can give you a hard time for not wanting to "hang out" .. but nobody is going to give you a hard time for being hungry. Are you clueless or something?
I agree!!! I don't consider myself clueless but I know many others would say I am. That, or they'll say I am innocent... ??? And I just don't get it. Why can't people just be real, direct and not expect others to guess what's on their minds or to think the same way they do? So what if I don't know much about what "everyone else" knows? I'm just not interested in becoming a regular person. One like the others. No... I'd rather be different. Think different. Live in my own way. And it would be great if I could do that without having others telling me I'm silly, clueless, innocent or whatever...
Andrea Pabón I know right! Being told I'm innocent is the worrrsst! Like ????? Same as you, I just don't get that one! hahaha. And being different is awesome! They can enjoy being their normal boring sheep, but I am perfectly happy being a glittery rainbow magical sheep.
Andrea Pabón This is exactly how may men feel, when women are not direct and prefer to play games or want you to read their minds. I think you get a double dose when you are clueless+ a guy
I've always been told that I am innocent, and it drives me crazy, especially when they tell me i'm just like this one coworker, but I don't see it at all, this one coworker honestly knows nothing about drugs, sex etc, and thinks everything he says is funny, umm, I've smoked,drank, and I'm not a virgin, and I don't laugh at my own jokes, the things I do laugh at is when I say something weird/odd in a serious way and make people think I was legit then afterwords I laugh about it, I am not innocent >.
Bless her! There's nothing wrong with people like her, the world needs them, not everyone has to be dirty minded or drug addicted.
Who else opened a window and searched *nsfw* because you didn't know what it meant?
I did that dude
Meeeeee
Btw what does it mean?
@@086himavelaga3 Not suitable for work
Jasmine Surreal and what does do mean
"There is no movie". I would be PEEVED. The hangout one is meeeee!
omg, im that clueless friend
***** me too!
Same! I didnt even understand the entire video....
same here as well.....n they say the internet lies.
lol same here xD
Hey look there ARE people like me! XD but srsly I've actually been in a few of these situations... #clueless
I am so glad I am not the only one LOL
I'm clueless when it comes to that "let's watch a movie together" thing. Or maybe I'm just a movie geek. But if a guy wants to hook up with me, he better tell me straightforwardly or I'm gonna bother him for days until we choose the movie. And I'm gonna WATCH that movie.
Vanda Vandová omg yes people should just be straight-forward about that stuff. If you want it, ASK for it! Otherwise it's just like "Let me watch the freaking movie!"
Sam Silverman Same. It happened once and I was super pissed at him and I was like "WHY TF U NO BUY POPCORN, IT'S MOVIE NIGHT BITCH."
XD LOLOLOLOOL
I'm clueless 24/7.Half the things I do,I actually don't know why or what I'm doing.And when someone flirts,it's like people are always nice to me.lol
I hate the concept of “talking” it’s so weird.
I relate to all of these. a 'friend' of mine all the time would yell at me saying "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING CLUELESS!!" what am I supposed to do about it? ;-;
Asaala Nouh :)
Ikr same dude
I HATE BEING THE CLUELESS FRIEND!!! NO ONE SHARES SECRETS WITH ME AND GIVE THE LOOK WHEN I ASK "WHAT?" :(
I want to know more about these, but when I ask my friends, they say "It's really better that you don't know", or "that's a good thing". I'd still like to know though. Who's in the right here?
littleblueclovers its because they dont want you to lose your innocence
i have a clueless friend. i have protected him from bullies like forever and now he can manage of his own. it makes me proud.
“Oh my gosh your roommates!”
*CRINGES TO THE MOON AND BACK*
I'm laughing at her cluelessness but I know i would react the same way. I am the clueless friend.
she is so adorable! i just wanna pet her hair going "shhh, it's OK little one" lol not really (too creepy), but she is cute as hell
I was distracted in my maths class. and I once got 1 x 3 wrong. I said it was 6. My friends will never let go of that xD
This is me literally everywhere. But one of the perks is, most of the time people think you're telling a joke, so instead of being called the clueless one, everybody thinks I'm the funny one
Are coloured hair that common in America or is it just Buzzfeed girls? I mean, this girl has violet hair, Sara has green ones... And they're not the only ones. Because where I live the most original thing is red hair (the colour red, not ginger) and it's even pretty rare.
It's pretty common in LA (where the BuzzFeed building is)
it's Really common! when i was is elementary school and middle school 25% of girls and 5% of boys colored their hair.
Ya id say a good amount of people color there hair colors its fun #
It's not THAT common (though them being in LA help?). I think a lot of people that have that type of job tend to dye their hair more. Didn't really notice until now lol.
I mean its mostly common for girls to bleach their hair ( which looks pretty trashy to me) but some people like to be different, i've had red and blue hair for almost 5 years i think
lol, I love that close-up at her sudden realization xD
Aaaand... yeah that's me.
this is so meeeeeeee
Ok, since I'm not American, please explain me what the guy at the end was trying to say with those acronyms!
I'm American and I have no idea
Diego Bertolucci They don't mean anything. it's just an example of how sometimes, Americans use actual acronyms when we speak.
Diego Bertolucci im not american nor am i stupid. how did you not realise that was gibberish?
thevllgppl That wasn't gibberish. That was spelled letters, that could have meant something. There're so many acronyms out there, so I couldn't know.
thevllgppl Ur not nice either
it doesn't make us clueless if we don't know what shit stands for....
Allison is so adorable! I want her hair. And her complexion. Can I just freakin' be her?!
I think the clueless friend isn’t the worst of the kinds of friends. They are easy to get along with and adorable
Dear God. I'M the clueless friend.
Dunno why, but she reminds me of Jess from New Girl xD
+Angelica Nightbell it's the bangs and the cheeriness !
Allison, you precious, precious thing. I love you so much. :D I can totally relate too. I am a clueless friend.
"just forward those to me, i'll figure it out for you" ANDREW
1:20 wow i realize that the nail color kinda match with their hair and shirt
I noticed it now that u pointed it out!😀
Oh dear, this is me all over ...... XD
***** no thanks :P
Me too! Too many terms to keep up with..
Enthu I no right - i never seem to know anything tht everyone have known for ages :L
Me too haha
If I ever hear DP in my house, they usually mean "Divine Principal"... 0-0
"Hey guys I got the DP"
"Wanna read some DP together"
"Mei," *pats my back* "DP."
What is DP?
Thank you. I'll never Google it if it's that bad.
I thought it'd be something weird or creepy.
scott alan ooooooh...
DP isn't really that horrible. It's a bit kinky but that's about it. Now if you want to go into dark places, Guro...
*flies away while everyone is left to be scarred for life.*
It's annoying when you are really clueless and your friends think your lying/ joking
So relatable. Literally sometimes my friends tell a joke or something and I'm just pretending that I understand. Tons of awkward nodding. TONS!
lmao at the lesbians :'D
i didn't get the one where gaby says "we're gonna go get some food" and she says "great i'm starving"
+Stila Barbie Uninvited third wheel
raven3moon oh ok thanks :p i guess i'm the clueless one too xD
Well in other words the couple were going on a date, and they didn't want her tagging along, but she didn't get it.
I am either amazingly observant and knowledgeable, or totally clueless. There doesn't seem to be any in between. Which makes the clueless moments extra awkward because your friends are sure you actually get it and are just joking
I'm Gonna use that last one. " I'm gonna be honest with you I really don't know what that means"
I was laughing at all of these.
ah.. sheltered people :)
Does this mean I'm the clueless friend????? Because I was so confused throughout this whole video......
"Just forward them to me, I'll figure that out" LMAOO
OMG! That subtle "We should hang out sometime" quote from Josh Sundquist ^-^
I understood like two things in this video and that's after they explained it. Clueless.
That's me half the time
I will watch any video with Allison in it. She's gorgeous.
Gaby has awesome facepalms and headshakes.
The lady who is playing the clueless friend is so cute and adorable!
Her name is Allison
K , thank you ^-^
mY NAME IS ALLISON THIS MAKES ME HAPPY
Ally & Ash bite me
The two girls who have buy a house, are really "roommates"?????
I'm definitely the clueless friend lololol
I used to be clueless in my teens as I was sheltered, but I got over that and now I make my friends look clueless
Eugene at the end had me rolling
This is me because I can't tell what she's doing wrong.
Oh my stars i'm the clueless one
Omg THAT "clueless" reference ! 😂😂
I'm definitely the clueless friend...oh no
im totally that clueless friend....heh
Dear person reading this, you are amazing and beautiful. Have a wonderful day!
dear person writing this. I know.
Dear writer, Stop telling us things we know *High 5's Aickavon*
♥
Sasha Goroshko your the beautiful person here sasha thanks ^^
Thats not only being clueless, but also being extremely innocent.
Oh my gosh, this video depicted me so well. I have moments where I am the brains, but more moments where I am socially clueless.
Andrew has no chill
Me : "Oh ! There's a Buzz feed violet ? let me see some videos!"
2 Min LATER :
OMG !!!
BUZZ FEED BLUE
BUZZ FEED YELLOW
BUZZ FEED GREEN
BUZZ FEED GREY
BUZZ FEED BLACK
BUZZ FEED FUCK
BUZZ FEED MUSHROOM
BUZZ FEED CHAIR
BUZZ FEED BEE
Lmaoo 😂
She sells it so well.
I'm so clueless that it took me forever to actually comprehend most of this video.
I only understood the lesbian one! Does that mean I'm clueless?
What's NSFW? I am that clueless friend...
Haha, I'm so glad someone else asked that. I had no idea what she was talking about there.
scott alan sometimes gore
scott alan OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thank you.
I can be a little clueless at times but people really just need to say what they mean so I don't have to think so much.
How fitting that she referenced clueless movie when she's just as clueless 😆
I have a white unmarked van parked outside. Do you want to see it?
Aw, did you hurt your arm? Of course I'll help! I'm about a size 14 by the way.
***** You're creepier than OP
***** kids dont want candy anymore now they want wifi and iphones
I've got wifi and Starbucks in my van out back. :)
I wish that I worked at Buzzfeed
XD me too aha
"we should hang out sometime"
"I'm going to tell you right now, I don't know what that means."
Perfect response.
i am the clueless friend but sometimes it's on purpose to annoy people or something
i don't understand half these things...i also didn't know i was clueless...
I feel like they deliberately chose not to cast a blonde woman.
BinkieMcFartnuggets And that is a good thing, isn't it? (She asks, three years after the comment has been posted.)
Arunima Tiwari lmao
This is so me but I didn’t even realize until my friend pointed it out
Allison is so adorkable
I'm a guy, and I'm just like this I swear.
Wait, ok, what does NSFW mean? Whats a DP? ... I'm... I'm so confused!!!!
Phoebe Hubbard I'm too scared to try to look up the meaning as well!
Georgia Dodd OH! Now I understand, but a DP?
DP is double penetration. On in the pink one in the stink in my own words.
Quentin Smith Oooohhhh... why would he be DP? huh.
Some women have a fetus get for getting "done" by more than one guy at once. No a fan of the porn personally. Guy to girl ratio too high for me.
im sometimes the clueless friend but the life of the party at the same time XD
Allison is so goddamn holymoly pepperoni cuuuuteeeee !
Im the clueless friend. Dang
This is me • ~ •
***** No, I'm the clueless friend c:
I never thought of myself as clueless... My friends would just say "aww you're so innocent"
Allison's totally perfect for that kind of role. Lol.