9:00 am: The mailman arrives 9:01 am: Shank the mailman for no apparent reason 9:01 am: steal his money 9:01 am: Run 3 days later: Arrive and start a new life in Argentina Edit: Continuation of my British story 10:00 am: wake up 10:00 am : Brush Teeth and take a shower 11:00 am: begin live streaming (you have seemingly changed your ways and have a lot of followers and are running a successful twitch channel) 3:24 pm: allegations spread 3:25 pm end live stream abruptly because you seen a news article about your *game end* 4:56 pm you are trending on twitter and TH-cam 1 year later: come back to TH-cam 11:43 pm upload your apology video but say that the act was self defense (because you "lived in a dangerous part of Britain and it is a kill or be killed type situation where you lived") 11:00 am: you have been cancelled 11:12 am: cry 11:15 am: coom in shower And THAT is the end of your story
7:30 learning with Pyrocynical; always loved listening to Pyrocyncial stating facts. This channel has it all, memes, health facts and funny references.
A day in the life of a small streamer. I wake up around 4am after going to bed around 3am. I watch Tiktok videos for 2 hours and then fall back asleep around 9pm. I get back up around 3pm and spend about 3 hours flipping back and forth vacuuming an area rug for five minutes and watching TH-cam for 30 minutes. I then spend 10 min editing a video. I never eat a full meal, I just snack on whatever's in my pantry periodically throughout the day. Around 7pm, I'm completely exhausted from all that hard work, so I sit down a scroll through Instagram until I fall asleep around 3am.
4:19 Instead of saying the piss tasted better that gfuel he should have said "I ran out today so I just grabbed this piss bottle from under my desk since its just filtered gfuel"
Pyro I'm sorry for your loss, the queen lived a long life, she never mentioned you because you are a failure to her but it must be sad to lose a loved one -I love fire trucks and moster trucks Walter
About the vitamins part: As much as I'm informed it depends on the vitamin. Some of them are hydrophilic and some of them are hydrophobic. hydrphilic vitamins are no problem bcs they will get washed out by urination. Hydrphobic vitamins on the other hand cant get washed out and thus you can get an overdose of them.
OK BRO, you literally said 7:50 "if anyone thinks they can replace gfuel with water, or any kind of energy drink with water, please don't, please don't do that" YOU FUCKING MAD?
Honestly I feel bad for the genuine streamers who work really, really hard on getting their career kick-started.. only to be lumped into the same group as a troll who's trying to get any amount of publicity possible.
@@CRCADAN That isn't what I said, being a streamer is able to be quite the luxury. I'm sure anybody would change their 9-5 to become a popular streamer, however there is the fact that it's still a *job.* If you don't put effort into it you may never get recognition whatsoever. Then you get paid zilch, nothing. Kick-starting a career on solo streaming is a lot of work & dedication. It's hard to break into the scene without personal connections, luck, or immensely high quality production. It's still a career in entertainment. Also streaming equipment is really expensive, so that's kind of another roadblock for most streamers.
Here we see a small lesbian channel talking about a tiktok trend in a video titled The worst Tiktok trend, something another evil greedy youtube channel by the name of Pyrocynical, would shamelessly steal 9 months prior.
water soluble vitamins are easily broken down and quickly filtered out, hard to od on them unless specifically trying to fat soluble ones are harder to process and take a lot longer to filter out, much easier to od and can cause irreversible damage and even death thankyou for coming to my TED talk
We will forever miss your grandmother pyro
Yeah
She died from a heart attack over seeing Pyro maid outfit. Fly high grandma😔🙏
She's now playing as charles
Rip the maid outfit was a sign
She got trolled
so sad to hear about pyro’s aunt.. gone but never forgotten. sorry for your loss.
Wait, that was his aunt??
So she was queen of the aunthill?
@@half_real Yes
Help me. Some Ppl say it's his mom.some say grandmother some say aunt who died?
@@uziiii.-.999 inside joke, haha. we are talking about the queen.
@@j.8495 Ohh okay then 😭 Lowkey got confused LMAO
Can’t believe that Pyrocynical’s mom died today. You have my condolences.
😔
So it wasn’t all in le head
Future reference, this mofo commented this 2 hours after the news broke lmao
Rip Bozo
Good Riddance
the queen was waiting until the maid stream to leave us, god bless
🙏✝️❤️
It was the last thing she saw
@@smokedmeats5506 Pyrocynical KILLS the QUEEN of ENGLAND with a LEWD stream TARGETED SPECIFICALLY TO HER
🙏
The family all gathered and individually showed her the maid screenshot tweet at the same time then her soul left her body
Rip granny pyro. Her poise, grace and overall dedication will continue to be an inspiration to the world.
We'll never forget Queencynical.
yes her poise, the way she kept attacking the boss without flinching will forever be missed
My condolences pyro, it really really must be a hard time in your family losing your mother.
"No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts."
-The Naked Gun
queen.....
Of course a gun said it!
@@mypal6181 You know nothing of what that cop had to endure. You cant sing the national anthem as good as him.
@@trashpanda502 I bet he doesnt even know the national anthem
talking about queens, the queen is dead!
It must be tough for pyro to lose his child, the loss of someone’s own children is hard for everyone, even people as strong as pyro.
"Strong"
“Strong”
"Stronk"
@@aryabratsahoo7474 Fuck no
The queen just lived long enough to see the maid stream then died
she fell in love and couldn't handle it
@@sillyfoxgirlnya she fell off
W
@@femdana2596 she fell into her grave
She saw pyro in the maid outfit and instantly died of a brain aneurysm
You will be missed Pyrocynical and that pyro mod of yours shall never be forgotten
WHAT THE BLEEP US GOING ONNNNN
@@Go_go_gadget died 💔💔💔
@@Go_go_gadget Queen Elizabeth died
@@Go_go_gadget the queen died
There has been an INFLATION of bad trends on tiktok recently tbh be honest...
tiktok is absolutely FAT and OBESE with bad trends. it's quite BLOATED with them, actually. shaking my smh...
Wink
oh no, pyro is coming
pyro resisting the urge to heart this message
"tbh be honest" to be honest you're being a little too honest
RIP queen pyrocynical cant believe he lived upto 196 years 😔🙏
Yea its too sad
DaShaun skinner
Redditor spotted
@@Frostgiantbutsmall Reddit=reading the news💀💀💀
@@Frostgiantbutsmall the reddit have to do with this lol
my whole hearted condolences for your grand-daughter pyrocynical, I know she'll fly high
RIP Queen, so sad she will never be able to make Bohemian Rhapsody 2
It always amazes me how quickly completely garbage, brain-dead TikTok trends blow in popularity, also God Bless your Queen, and sorry for your loss.
An actual respectful comment
@@Superboybray Ligma
She was a war criminal
@@kimmiek3763 BALLS🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
🤓🤓🤓
7:39 As someone who has gotten kidney stones when I was 12, I'd genuinely rather have my hand broken then go through that again
I knew that pyro wearing a maid outfit would have consequences but i didnt expect them to be THIS Serious Rip
Damn☠️
Upon witnessing pyro's maid stream, the queen had a heart attack and died
Оrgаsm*
I like how Pyro started pronouncing the "T" in water because his livestream chat bullied him into it
😂😂😂😂
5:13 "Because on the internet it's so easy to get a following of being hated"
*Grooming incident flashbacks*
shame on pyro for not using his large worldwide platform to call out his friend Shlatt's disgusting crimes
-HC
Ok
The Queen has died today. The world mourns, as on days like these, we are all Brits,
Ok and?
She sadly had too much baja blast
hell has gained a new member
rest in piece to our queen
Bro couldn’t even spell peace right💀
the one piece is real!
common monarch L
@@andoy_ can we get much higher?
@@3xterminator05 bro didnt get the joke...
3:43 God Bless whoever edited Heartbroken Maya in there, you’re a real one
"Please don't replace G-Fuel with water" - MLG content creator
So sorry about your mom, Pyro...
Man pyro is really milking the Queens death💀 💀
Nigga
ikr. The *S A V A G E* disrespect
Bro what 💀
Where
Dawg didnt even watch a second of the vídeo😭😭😭
Pyro should do a "Day in the life as a British person"
6 am : look at your collection of shivs
11 am : sharpen knives
4 pm : buy more daggers
8 pm : go to sleep (don't forget to not brush you teeth)
Repeat
9:00 am: The mailman arrives
9:01 am: Shank the mailman for no apparent reason
9:01 am: steal his money
9:01 am: Run
3 days later: Arrive and start a new life in Argentina
Edit: Continuation of my British story
10:00 am: wake up
10:00 am : Brush Teeth and take a shower
11:00 am: begin live streaming (you have seemingly changed your ways and have a lot of followers and are running a successful twitch channel)
3:24 pm: allegations spread
3:25 pm end live stream abruptly because you seen a news article about your *game end*
4:56 pm you are trending on twitter and TH-cam
1 year later: come back to TH-cam
11:43 pm upload your apology video but say that the act was self defense (because you "lived in a dangerous part of Britain and it is a kill or be killed type situation where you lived")
11:00 am: you have been cancelled
11:12 am: cry
11:15 am: coom in shower
And THAT is the end of your story
@@SpikyBlade you forgot 3 am: renew your tele license or get shanked
Pretty sure one of the steps involve getting stabbed
Wake up
Shiiitt in the bed
Get up
Eat raw uncooked food
Get stabbed
Repeat
7:30 learning with Pyrocynical; always loved listening to Pyrocyncial stating facts. This channel has it all, memes, health facts and funny references.
You doing the maid stream literally Game Ended the Queen.
Nah bro she was playing in creative 💀 she just logged out
She got banned for using to many totems of undying
4:26 bro thinks he saul 💀💀💀
That “It Wasn’t All In Le Head 2” fan art actually goes so hard lmao
Guys let's pray for pyros grandma, hes probably mourning right now. So no upload in 5 months, so the usual schedule
The Queen dying was like Harambe dying for me
A day in the life of a small streamer. I wake up around 4am after going to bed around 3am. I watch Tiktok videos for 2 hours and then fall back asleep around 9pm. I get back up around 3pm and spend about 3 hours flipping back and forth vacuuming an area rug for five minutes and watching TH-cam for 30 minutes. I then spend 10 min editing a video. I never eat a full meal, I just snack on whatever's in my pantry periodically throughout the day. Around 7pm, I'm completely exhausted from all that hard work, so I sit down a scroll through Instagram until I fall asleep around 3am.
rip big liz, im sure you wouldve loved petscop 2
I nominate Pyrocynical as the new king of The United Kingdom
His first law is sentencing furries to a lifetime of watching mlg.
God bless our gracious queen. May she rest in peace.
Thank you.
*your* queen cuh we dont want nothing to do with her 😭
@@saul_goodmansalt2769 my bad, i forgot my being disrespectful license 🙏
@@saul_goodmansalt27692 down, plenty more of that imperialist evil monarchy to go. RIP bozo
@@mongolbahrior 🗿
We will forever miss your grandmother pyro i dont know how your so calm after what shlatt did
Can't believe the maid stream game ended pyro's grandmother 😔
7:48
Noted, time to replace all my water intake with gfuel
4:19 Instead of saying the piss tasted better that gfuel he should have said "I ran out today so I just grabbed this piss bottle from under my desk since its just filtered gfuel"
Lmao, I definitely should have
How does g fuel taste like
Pyro I'm sorry for your loss, the queen lived a long life, she never mentioned you because you are a failure to her but it must be sad to lose a loved one
-I love fire trucks and moster trucks
Walter
So sorry to hear about your sister…
Fly high Liz 🕊
we’ll defiantly miss your great grandma 🙏
Sorry about your grandma Pyro, we’re all here for you❤️
You could put a huge alarm on those tik-toks that said "THIS VIDEO IS PURE SARCASM" and they would still fall for it
6:50
he said it
Im so sorry for your loss pyro, but your grandma is finally now at peace. Cant believe the pain you’re going through rn
Pyro I’m so sorry that your sister has died, I know how it feels to loose a family member pyro. May your sister rest in peace
"anyone that wants to live this lifestyle and replace gfuel with water or any kind of energy drink with water please dont please do not do that"
RIP THE QUEEN
common british L
True dat
Fem pyro in a maid costume was too much for the queen
Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth
This trend has existed for ages, and over a year ago it made me start streaming and now I’m where I am now lmaooo
Rip queen Elizabeth. She would’ve loved this video 🙏
Rest in peace Elizabeth II.
So I guess the maid stream was the final blow for old lizzy
I was going to comment on how the video is conveniently over 8 minutes...
But Pyro already knew that it was going to happen
I'm genuinely surprised that tiktok users dont even notice anything, but then again, they are worse than twitter users.
The queens death, brits mourn and the Argentinians are partying
The queen has died so that means pyro will take a break
He said taking too much vitamins is bad but aren’t you meant to take a multivitamin everyday?
4:44 he said water correctly wttwfwftwf omgomogomogo
The queen died because pyro hooked up a hose that led from a tub of lard and he force feeded her until she popped
About the vitamins part: As much as I'm informed it depends on the vitamin. Some of them are hydrophilic and some of them are hydrophobic. hydrphilic vitamins are no problem bcs they will get washed out by urination. Hydrphobic vitamins on the other hand cant get washed out and thus you can get an overdose of them.
Pyros channel outlived the queen lets goooooooooo
I love that people are only saying rip to the queen in pyro’s comment section cause he’s british
you can't post this when the queen just died
REST IN PEACE LIZZY WE LOVED YOU
Packwatch
@@QueenYeenOfAberdeen ShitTok zoomer
rest in peace queen Elizabeth, I'm sure she would have loved this video 💔
RIP pyro and his mother they were so innocent yet they were taken away so quick 😭😭
Really enjoying your second channel pyro. Keep up the good work
RIP Queen Elizabeth. So glad Buckingham Palace went through her computer and uploaded the last video she ever worked on.
Pyro the Queen died please respect her passing
We all know how the daily life of Pyrocynical would be like with a minimum of 2 hours playing Team Fortress 2 with the big booty Pyro mod
I’m sorry for the loss of your step sister 😔😔
OK BRO, you literally said 7:50 "if anyone thinks they can replace gfuel with water, or any kind of energy drink with water, please don't, please don't do that" YOU FUCKING MAD?
I hate how stupid TikTok is. Usually I laugh at people who fall for obvious bait, but theres a point where I question how stupid the platform is
He almost made an episode without breaking bad refrence but he bad to ruin it at 8:16
I thought all British people stopped functioning when you kill the mothership?
Give them some beans n knifes and they will be up and running
He calls this the “worst TikTok trend” when it’s actually been quite tame compared to most.
Honestly I feel bad for the genuine streamers who work really, really hard on getting their career kick-started.. only to be lumped into the same group as a troll who's trying to get any amount of publicity possible.
Bruh
@@vlc-cosplayer you don’t get it dude, getting up and playing video games is so hard 😫😫😫😫😫 smh
@@CRCADAN That isn't what I said, being a streamer is able to be quite the luxury. I'm sure anybody would change their 9-5 to become a popular streamer, however there is the fact that it's still a *job.* If you don't put effort into it you may never get recognition whatsoever. Then you get paid zilch, nothing. Kick-starting a career on solo streaming is a lot of work & dedication. It's hard to break into the scene without personal connections, luck, or immensely high quality production. It's still a career in entertainment.
Also streaming equipment is really expensive, so that's kind of another roadblock for most streamers.
@@vlc-cosplayer smug anime girl
That example video was actually kinda wholesome and genuine. I actually went and followed him. He clearly did it to share his content.
Everything feels off now that the Queen is gone
The worst tiktok trend: 3am Queen Elizabeth II challenge
you know for a fact it's gonna happen now... god we need the meteor
I’m incredibly sorry for your loss, losing a loved one is apart of the natural order of life. Keep your chin up king I know you’ll get over this.
the maid dress stream killed the queen
My favourite TikTok trend is the one where they steal purses from old ladies (the tamest one)
thats kinda funny
remember the trend when they committed arson and walked away from it to make a Hollywood ‘cool guy doesn’t look at explosion’ reference?
Sorry for your loss pyro
Imagine vegans drinking gallons of G Fuel every day to get their B12 needs.
As someone who wakes up at 5-6am solely to due drugs or drink I really can’t understand why people have such a hard time doing it
Here we see a small lesbian channel talking about a tiktok trend in a video titled The worst Tiktok trend, something another evil greedy youtube channel by the name of Pyrocynical, would shamelessly steal 9 months prior.
im so sorry for your loss, british man
we will never forget your daughter.
Name ONE good TikTok trend, other than the wearing a suit to minions rise of Gru one.
Also, RIP Elizabeth II.
How was that a good trend all it was, was disrupting little kids trying to watch the movie with their parents
@@Konkov still a good trend
The good ones don't get videos because they aren't outrageous, anger spreads quickly, happiness doesn't
@@Konkov because it wasn’t a threat to public health. The bar for TikTok trends is that low.
Pyro, the queen has brutally died. She is 6ft under. And you are talking about tiktok.
R.I.P. the champ lived long enough to see the maid stream but wisely not long enough for Tik Tok trends.
first the queen, now a pyro video? wow, this day keeps getting better!
Fr, that’s what I’m saying
Holy L
water soluble vitamins are easily broken down and quickly filtered out, hard to od on them unless specifically trying to
fat soluble ones are harder to process and take a lot longer to filter out, much easier to od and can cause irreversible damage and even death
thankyou for coming to my TED talk
God bless our gracious queen. May she rest in peace
really sorry about your grandma pyro, stay strong x
I am incredibly sorry for the loss of your dog pyro. Lizzie was always a real one.