SOMEONES BEEN MURDERED These bleak mine guards had been following me, I decided I needed to take action! Needless to say half the town ends up dying for some reason
@@antoniogiannuzzi1256 Doubt they'd do that honestly, with the recent fallout games and the direction skyrim went I think it's clear they want to go more of an action adventure with rpg elements route than bring rpg elements in the same spirit as that
Kyrylo Argenarn No, he means football. American football makes no sense, the name "football" fits perfectly with the sport you know as "soccer". I really don't get why American football even has football in the name when they don't use their feet to touch the ball for most of the game.
It was just a street scuffle with the guards and the mine guards vying for territory but then when the archer "accidentally" let an arrow loose at the Orc, it turned into an all out race war, with the female Orc coming to back him up. The hobo was just high on skooma or something idk.
Fodxp hatesgoogle There's two dudes hanging outside an actual crack den in Bravil. We call him Michael Jackson and his midget. We used to cast frenzy on them to make them go berserk. All it would do though is trigger a bunch of shit simultaneously, so him and his midget instantly take off because the guards are instantly trying to kill them. And of course it all spirals out of control from there.
@@Arvel_The_Swit Markarth is a pretty rough place. If it's the not the nords, then it's these reachmen with their forsworn nonsense. Just can't let an orc walk in peace without a forsworn fanatic coming at you every so often.
As I thought, things I already dismissed. To answer your question, the report is for harrasment and trolling. Kind of sad you couldnt figure that out, but thats why kids your age shouldnt be allowed on the internet necrobump. Good day.
LMFAO look closely at the Archer Guards at 2:37 both of them were trembling and then the one on the right decided on the last second to fire it on the other guard instead the hobo with the deadric axe. Just amazing..
I think that was because the other guard hit the one fighting the beggar so the guy immediately turned around and shot him because he seemingly turned on a friendly
So basically you punched a guy, the guy and his guard chase you through the town, the guards assume your the victim and attack and kill them, an Orc with a bow shows up and fired upon the guard, the guards attack the Orc who then run away they chase him down and kill him a female decides to help her male Orc friend (for you know "favours"), is then killed by the guards, the guards are then attack by a hobo with a daedric war axe, in the meantime the guards turn on each other for some reason (likely they nicked each other) making the battle a free for all, the hobo is killed and one guard remains, who then acts like a symbol of authority to the Hero of Kvatch investigates the bodies of his fallen comrades making obvious conclusions of "The body's still warm". Another day in Cyrodil
I'll try to explain to the best of my knowledge what's going on here: GUARD AI IS FUCKED!!! That is all you need to know, although those dark elves' higher than normal base aggression setting (50 vs the normal 5) likely played a role in the guard deciding to attack them. The other non guard NPCs probably got involved because of their various responsibilty and disposition differences, confusing the guards in the process.
RADIANT DEPOSITIONS is why I truly admire some rare characters liking you more and more based on every little thing that makes you unique to them, SPOILER? : quite frankly having maxed Speech and Alchemy early in the game makes everyone likes you good or evil, its even certain to effect the distance at which enemies ignore you or completely ignore you, mind you this is only due to themselves inspiring also to be highly charismatic or alchemist masters who are mainly Daedra!
i feel like the signal of the guard aggression algorithm finally giving up was when that guard near the end inexplicably dropped his sword and started doing some kind of slow hokuto shinken moves on the other guard
I believe that the bounty system at one point gave the bounty for killing one of the mine-warriors to one of the guards who dealth the lethal blow, which led to the whole city aggroing on him, but at the same time the other guards are meant to protect each other, so an attack of a civilian ( orcs, for example) puts on bounty on them too.
I had the same problem with those Bleak Mine Guards showing up at my home and at the castle after being arrested... then the guards would attack them and I'd be left with many, many bodies right outside the castle door and people walking around as if this were normal. Ahhh, Oblivion. A gem.
pipspips Had a friend who put a goblin staff the closet of his home without knowing anything about them and, no shit, was greeted with a goblin warlord leaping out if his closet when he came home one day.
Although this isn't exactly related, this is the kind of thing I'd love to see in an RPG from Bethesda, an active city that actually has things going on, crimes being committed, guards chasing and putting down criminals, something that makes the city a lot more lifelike.
Mehrunes Dagon's true form wasn't him manifesting physically. It was him giving a homeless man a free daedric axe and slapping a guard in the face in the middle of a densely populated region of Cyrodil
@@PrincessCeline To be fair, the general insanity of Oblivion effects the Hero of Kvatch just as much (if not more) as it does the NPCs. I recall my own hero stealing a bunch of skooma from an orc gang, then running to Dzonot Cave to hide from law enforcement, cloning himself, while in the cave, and slaying his clone to steal their skooma. Dozens of times. He did this until he had collected thousands of bottles of skooma from the piles of his own corpse and then promptly traveled to the Shivering Isles where he dropped the several thousand bottles of skooma in front of Caldana Monrius as an offering, since he'd apparently decided to worship her as a god. It's no wonder THIS was the Elder Scrolls game where you became the Daedric Prince of Madness.
Take the Arcane University, for example. If you decide to cast a frenzy spell on any of the mages, they will attack each other. Pretty soon all of the mages will either be slaughtering each other or running, and then the imperial battlemages get involved, and that's when things get REALLY hairy. Because as soon as the Battlemage kills anyone, all the other mages will gang up on them and kill them, even after the frenzy spell has worn off. And the mages and battlemages to continue to war and slay each other across the University grounds every time they respawn for the rest of all time. .
The AI was really something new. First time i played this i felt like i'm in a semi-real world because of how all AI has their purpose in their life. It's also very fun to play as Illusionist with Frenzy magic, forcing peaceful NPCs to go insane.
I love how the Mine Guards were shouting for the guards but the guards end up killing them .. this whole video just cracks me up and is basically how Oblivion is
as goofy as this looks... over 15 years ago when this game came out this shit was so fucking fun to play around with. So much experimentation and so many laughs lol
Reminds me of the time I frenzied a mage scholar, who then attacked me. Some townie who I don't remember the name of attacked him in return. The scholar died. The Mages Guild turned on the townie. The townie died. Only thing missing was the guards storming in and wiping out the entire guild.
I love the guard AI in this game. I was going to the Blade's Castle with Martin and Jauffre and next to Bruma, I've seen two guards attacking a bandit, nothing incredible I believed before they killed the bandit and then managed to shoot arrows to each other until one of them die. The last guard then runned after an invisible ennemy like a berserker in need of more blood.
I love how this is actually an example of REALLY good AI, just going a bit haywire. Like the guards didn't witness you punching the dude, so when they see you running from two guys they assume you're the victim and start attacking the guys. The orc shooting at the guards might have been a friend of one of the guys so he attacks the guards, and so the cycle continues. I don't know why at some point the guards start attacking eachother but honestly can you blame them?
This is honestly so good. Emergent gameplay, unpredictable, like the game playing a LARP itself, and yet it is something that we can't take for granted even in modern games.
Reminds me of this one time where I was playing Skyrim and got out of that Silverblood Mine in that big stone city built on top of a Dwemer City or something. And then there's a bunch of escapees and guards killing them for this quest and it's actually part of it. Friends always made it out to be this huge deal. I always said "This is like Morndas in Oblivion at best."
LOL, the end with the guards fighting each other with the hobo wielding the daedric axe bopping the guards head seemed like it was off a three stooges sketch!
We were missing a few people to make this epic fight perfect 1. The “for lord Dagon” guy 2. Random dog caught in the fight 3.The adoring fan 4. ... actually the beggar with a deadric axe was enough 😂
2:42 Synchronized "SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED" best part.
HAHAHAHAHA
shit my pants that moment
Beggar with Daedric battle axe is second best haha
It was like it was their murder report alarm.
"Body is still warm, looks like there's a killer still around"
I WONDER WHO IT IS
Gotta cover up your tracks :'D
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*beggar comes charging in with a battleax worth more than a house* yup its definitely oblivion
It was in the street. The beggar picked the axe up. Dunno why it was on the street, but still, hilarious to see.
He found that axe on one of the bleak mine guard
Battle axe
This is why TES needs minimum attributes to use things. That axe should weight as the bagger yet he swings it like a fishing pole!
@@antoniogiannuzzi1256 Doubt they'd do that honestly, with the recent fallout games and the direction skyrim went I think it's clear they want to go more of an action adventure with rpg elements route than bring rpg elements in the same spirit as that
This whole genocide all started with a single punch in the face.
I guess this is the Ferguson side of Cheydinhal.
So basically it's an accurate representation of what happens in a British pub after a football game.
You mean soccer ?
*B O I*
Soccer?
football
Kyrylo Argenarn
No, he means football. American football makes no sense, the name "football" fits perfectly with the sport you know as "soccer". I really don't get why American football even has football in the name when they don't use their feet to touch the ball for most of the game.
LMFAO I love the end when the guy says 'I give up" and tries to run before being cut down.
Yea best part lmao
'I give up!...' lol
Would be cool if the guard could reply,
"YOU CAN'T!!!"😂😂😂
"SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!!!" - Two synced guards yelling (Same voice actor) while town is covered with corpses. GOTY
3 actually.
lol the guards and even the poor looking civilians were using the lvl 75 blade backspin attack
Peace in the cities of Cyrodiil was always a thin veneer of illusion...
I love how that random Orc just decides to start shooting the guards xD
The archer guard shot at him first LOL.
It was just a street scuffle with the guards and the mine guards vying for territory but then when the archer "accidentally" let an arrow loose at the Orc, it turned into an all out race war, with the female Orc coming to back him up. The hobo was just high on skooma or something idk.
@@snaek2594 Accidentally they say, I bet bodycam footage is nowhere to be found.
In the next issue of the Black Horse Courier:
"MASSACRE IN CHEYDINHAL
Nobody knows what the hell happened"
*kills everyone*
"looks like there's a killer around"
this is why oblivion is the best game.
I now have to purchase this game for no other reason than to fuck with the Radiant AI system.
Fodxp hatesgoogle There's two dudes hanging outside an actual crack den in Bravil.
We call him Michael Jackson and his midget.
We used to cast frenzy on them to make them go berserk. All it would do though is trigger a bunch of shit simultaneously, so him and his midget instantly take off because the guards are instantly trying to kill them. And of course it all spirals out of control from there.
YOUR NAME AND PROFILE !
@@Arvel_The_Swit Markarth is a pretty rough place. If it's the not the nords, then it's these reachmen with their forsworn nonsense. Just can't let an orc walk in peace without a forsworn fanatic coming at you every so often.
actually the funniest game ever made lmao
This whole game is just a meme of itself
GUARDS! SOMEONES BEING ATTACKED!
Guards: Your damn right someone is! *attacks victoms* xD
too realistic tbh
*you're
*victims
As I thought, things I already dismissed. To answer your question, the report is for harrasment and trolling. Kind of sad you couldnt figure that out, but thats why kids your age shouldnt be allowed on the internet necrobump. Good day.
What's hilarious is that after being corrected, you continued to use "your" incorrectly.
***** It's even more hilarious that after mentioning how it doesnt matter, you still think its worth mentioning.
Quite a bit of police brutality here...
#darkelflivesmatter
LMFAO look closely at the Archer Guards at 2:37 both of them were trembling and then the one on the right decided on the last second to fire it on the other guard instead the hobo with the deadric axe. Just amazing..
I think that was because the other guard hit the one fighting the beggar so the guy immediately turned around and shot him because he seemingly turned on a friendly
Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about. Lmao
fuck you
^ bitch
So basically you punched a guy, the guy and his guard chase you through the town, the guards assume your the victim and attack and kill them, an Orc with a bow shows up and fired upon the guard, the guards attack the Orc who then run away they chase him down and kill him a female decides to help her male Orc friend (for you know "favours"), is then killed by the guards, the guards are then attack by a hobo with a daedric war axe, in the meantime the guards turn on each other for some reason (likely they nicked each other) making the battle a free for all, the hobo is killed and one guard remains, who then acts like a symbol of authority to the Hero of Kvatch investigates the bodies of his fallen comrades making obvious conclusions of "The body's still warm". Another day in Cyrodil
Another day, another Septim
'Hero of Kvatch ' I assume it is from lolGerman meaning: Hero of Banter, or Hero of Bullsnit?
@@borg-borg-2015 No the Hero of the city of Kvatch.
I'll try to explain to the best of my knowledge what's going on here: GUARD AI IS FUCKED!!! That is all you need to know, although those dark elves' higher than normal base aggression setting (50 vs the normal 5) likely played a role in the guard deciding to attack them. The other non guard NPCs probably got involved because of their various responsibilty and disposition differences, confusing the guards in the process.
RADIANT DEPOSITIONS is why I truly admire some rare characters liking you more and more based on every little thing that makes you unique to them, SPOILER? : quite frankly having maxed Speech and Alchemy early in the game makes everyone likes you good or evil, its even certain to effect the distance at which enemies ignore you or completely ignore you, mind you this is only due to themselves inspiring also to be highly charismatic or alchemist masters who are mainly Daedra!
This video sums up Oblivion in all it's shine and glory. and it's still one of the best games ever lol
Good joke!
@@pawes7027at least for the meme ability it is
@@blu6 in this case fully agree.
Could you even imagine Oblivion without Wes Johnson?
Maybe this game not deserve GOTY
Literally half the NPCs would become mute
@@Arkenway more than half lol
Oblivion: Silent Edition
I feel like some of the Daedric Princes are laughing their metaphorical asses off at this.
Good ol' Dagon would probably be cheering too. He is the Prince of Destruction after all.
Daedric Prince of Mephala would definitely enjoy that event going down.
This is art
I can hear Sheogorath's laugh echoing all the way from New Sheoth.
i feel like the signal of the guard aggression algorithm finally giving up was when that guard near the end inexplicably dropped his sword and started doing some kind of slow hokuto shinken moves on the other guard
I believe that the bounty system at one point gave the bounty for killing one of the mine-warriors to one of the guards who dealth the lethal blow, which led to the whole city aggroing on him, but at the same time the other guards are meant to protect each other, so an attack of a civilian ( orcs, for example) puts on bounty on them too.
Loyalty cascade. DF players know the pain.
What happens in Cheydinhal, stays in Cheydinhal
I had the same problem with those Bleak Mine Guards showing up at my home and at the castle after being arrested... then the guards would attack them and I'd be left with many, many bodies right outside the castle door and people walking around as if this were normal. Ahhh, Oblivion. A gem.
pipspips Had a friend who put a goblin staff the closet of his home without knowing anything about them and, no shit, was greeted with a goblin warlord leaping out if his closet when he came home one day.
This is a pretty good approximation of how wars start, a minor misunderstanding leading to everyone killing each other.
HRMM
OOH
BYAAAH
YEEHARGHH
OAAHH
HRMMMH
WHY
WON'T
YOU
*_DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE_*
Although this isn't exactly related, this is the kind of thing I'd love to see in an RPG from Bethesda, an active city that actually has things going on, crimes being committed, guards chasing and putting down criminals, something that makes the city a lot more lifelike.
it caused an issue that sometimes quest givers could die
iirc the AI was actually that powerful/smart but they toned it down because of things like this
I like how the orc was like "Finally a chance to shoot that damn guard!" And runs when he sees his friends are no longer alive xD
So much free gear...
All it cost is one punch...
I'm more curious as to why that beggar has a Daedric Battleaxe..
No one gave you an answer 11 years later? Are you still alive?
@@seronymus he’s still pondering the answer to this question every time he’s stuck in traffic
@@fluxcap4630 woah where did you come from
@@seronymus from the aether
Self defense.
2:47 Wait, are they ALL ganging up on that one guard?!
ikr? wtf!
I never played oblivion, but I'm assuming that hobo had some sort of frenzy enchantment on that axe. If that's even a thing in this game
Captain Oblivion: Civil War
"WHY, WON'T, YOU, DIEEEE?!"
That Orc is already dead tho
Nanomachines son
Oblivion vs skyrim, I guess there's a clear winner here
@Orwell Jones Laeddis no oblivion
*punches guard*
Guard: Guards! Guards! Someone's being attacked!
Oblivion NPCs: Masters of stating the obvious.
SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDER....IN STEREO.
Mehrunes Dagon's true form wasn't him manifesting physically. It was him giving a homeless man a free daedric axe and slapping a guard in the face in the middle of a densely populated region of Cyrodil
Not even kidding, this is why I love Oblivion. The jank is part of the charm.
Yes, and what is that beggar doing with a daedric axe??
My guess is, he picked it up from one of the dead Bleak Mine Guards. Citizens will loot the dead if they don't have a weapon.
@@stephenskinner7207 the smart ones will loot a bow without arrows
@@PrincessCeline To be fair, the general insanity of Oblivion effects the Hero of Kvatch just as much (if not more) as it does the NPCs. I recall my own hero stealing a bunch of skooma from an orc gang, then running to Dzonot Cave to hide from law enforcement, cloning himself, while in the cave, and slaying his clone to steal their skooma. Dozens of times. He did this until he had collected thousands of bottles of skooma from the piles of his own corpse and then promptly traveled to the Shivering Isles where he dropped the several thousand bottles of skooma in front of Caldana Monrius as an offering, since he'd apparently decided to worship her as a god. It's no wonder THIS was the Elder Scrolls game where you became the Daedric Prince of Madness.
@@stephenskinner7207 You're comment needs more recognition. I did the exact same thing lmao
bound axe maybe?
Take the Arcane University, for example. If you decide to cast a frenzy spell on any of the mages, they will attack each other. Pretty soon all of the mages will either be slaughtering each other or running, and then the imperial battlemages get involved, and that's when things get REALLY hairy. Because as soon as the Battlemage kills anyone, all the other mages will gang up on them and kill them, even after the frenzy spell has worn off.
And the mages and battlemages to continue to war and slay each other across the University grounds every time they respawn for the rest of all time. .
The AI was really something new. First time i played this i felt like i'm in a semi-real world because of how all AI has their purpose in their life. It's also very fun to play as Illusionist with Frenzy magic, forcing peaceful NPCs to go insane.
"i give up!"
*kills him*
XD
Why are Bleak Mine Guards there? They're from the other side of the map!
They'll follow you if you've beaten the Malacath quest and they weren't killed by the Ogres.
I love how the Mine Guards were shouting for the guards but the guards end up killing them .. this whole video just cracks me up and is basically how Oblivion is
Police brutality accelerates into an orc rebellion while peaceful flute music plays in the background
*A N A R C H Y*
Punched a hobo -> got guards massacring half the Cheydinhal and each other.Daddy Lucien would be so proud _sob_
*All guards at once*
"SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!"
3:39 "Body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about." When he literally just killed that dude.
Bazur gro-Gharz: "Is this a private fight or can anyone join?"
Ogarsh gra-Magul: "It's in public, so it must be a public fight."
“Wait, why are we fighting again?”
“Someone got punched 5 minutes ago.”
“Oh that’s right. Yaaa!”
This is the medieval version of year 2020.
2:40 - I have never seen a better take down. Fucking brutal.
as goofy as this looks... over 15 years ago when this game came out this shit was so fucking fun to play around with. So much experimentation and so many laughs lol
i found this hilarious cant breath right now XD
Oblivon... drag everyone to a deathmatch till only guards remain.
LOL 0:03 the one punch that caused the Drama Of Cheydinhal.
Reminds me of the time I frenzied a mage scholar, who then attacked me.
Some townie who I don't remember the name of attacked him in return.
The scholar died.
The Mages Guild turned on the townie.
The townie died.
Only thing missing was the guards storming in and wiping out the entire guild.
And people say American cops are bad.
I love the guard AI in this game. I was going to the Blade's Castle with Martin and Jauffre and next to Bruma, I've seen two guards attacking a bandit, nothing incredible I believed before they killed the bandit and then managed to shoot arrows to each other until one of them die. The last guard then runned after an invisible ennemy like a berserker in need of more blood.
"Have pity, sir/ma'am, my children have nothing to eat."
Five minutes later: pulls a Daedric Battleaxe out of his backside
This is my favourite thing, ever
Giant civil war happens, multiple deaths, "looks like theres a killer around here"
Lol at the guard at the end: The body is still warm.. looks like there a killer here.
“I’ve fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than this town.” -Guard
2:00 "Why....wont....you... diiiie" guy's already dead xd
i lost it when the homeless dude suddenly ran in with a daedric battleaxe xD
3:34 LMAO
Punished Mallard mercilessly cut down looool
So this is how the 1% feel...
I'm in love with this game and its AI generated humor. There's absolutely nothing like it in the rest of the franchise.
I love how this is actually an example of REALLY good AI, just going a bit haywire. Like the guards didn't witness you punching the dude, so when they see you running from two guys they assume you're the victim and start attacking the guys. The orc shooting at the guards might have been a friend of one of the guys so he attacks the guards, and so the cycle continues. I don't know why at some point the guards start attacking eachother but honestly can you blame them?
@AzouDesu
I laughed my ass off about that. "I GIVE UP" *slash*
This is honestly so good. Emergent gameplay, unpredictable, like the game playing a LARP itself, and yet it is something that we can't take for granted even in modern games.
Reminds me of this one time where I was playing Skyrim and got out of that Silverblood Mine in that big stone city built on top of a Dwemer City or something. And then there's a bunch of escapees and guards killing them for this quest and it's actually part of it. Friends always made it out to be this huge deal. I always said "This is like Morndas in Oblivion at best."
battled in pyjamas bravely." I Give Up " ... bites the dust 3:33 lol
I love how the orc and the guards casually turn into tom and jerry for a while
0:37 "i'm just warming- OOMPH!"
The part with the two guards and the beggar reminds me of that gif where Tom, Jerry, and that dog are smacking eachother
3:00
Tom, Spike and Jerry fighting
The guards screaming "help murder" over the guy they just cut down lol
"The body is still warm, looks like there's a killer around."
Like the innocent hobo you just murdered?
LOL, the end with the guards fighting each other with the hobo wielding the daedric axe bopping the guards head seemed like it was off a three stooges sketch!
"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH"
*Flies 10 feet away from getting hit with a sword*
Yeah... realism is on point.
1:23 shrek arrives and dies fighting. Fiona comes later to avenger his death.
The Orcs in this game look like Shrek's 😂
Imagine punching someone in the face, and the whole town turns into one gigantic bar fight
I really fucking love this game lol.
Was totally expecting the guard to approach you and say "STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!" at the end.
We were missing a few people to make this epic fight perfect
1. The “for lord Dagon” guy
2. Random dog caught in the fight
3.The adoring fan
4. ... actually the beggar with a deadric axe was enough 😂
Basically if ESO had open PvP all over the map.
The beggar literally caused the Guards to turn on each other
Everyone gangster till Bruccius The Orphan and his axe show up.
3:04 explains it all. A hobo with daedric mace VS a Guard VS another guard who is using fists.
More like how to turn Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion into a Battle Royale.
“Why won’t you die!!” 😂😂
Nanomachines son!
A homeless guy attacking a city guard with a deadric battleaxe
Me:"Should cut down on the ale, starting to see things"
By the nine divines! Assault ! Assault !