@@antoniogiannuzzi1256 Doubt they'd do that honestly, with the recent fallout games and the direction skyrim went I think it's clear they want to go more of an action adventure with rpg elements route than bring rpg elements in the same spirit as that
Kyrylo Argenarn No, he means football. American football makes no sense, the name "football" fits perfectly with the sport you know as "soccer". I really don't get why American football even has football in the name when they don't use their feet to touch the ball for most of the game.
It was just a street scuffle with the guards and the mine guards vying for territory but then when the archer "accidentally" let an arrow loose at the Orc, it turned into an all out race war, with the female Orc coming to back him up. The hobo was just high on skooma or something idk.
Fodxp hatesgoogle There's two dudes hanging outside an actual crack den in Bravil. We call him Michael Jackson and his midget. We used to cast frenzy on them to make them go berserk. All it would do though is trigger a bunch of shit simultaneously, so him and his midget instantly take off because the guards are instantly trying to kill them. And of course it all spirals out of control from there.
@@Arvel_The_Swit Markarth is a pretty rough place. If it's the not the nords, then it's these reachmen with their forsworn nonsense. Just can't let an orc walk in peace without a forsworn fanatic coming at you every so often.
So basically you punched a guy, the guy and his guard chase you through the town, the guards assume your the victim and attack and kill them, an Orc with a bow shows up and fired upon the guard, the guards attack the Orc who then run away they chase him down and kill him a female decides to help her male Orc friend (for you know "favours"), is then killed by the guards, the guards are then attack by a hobo with a daedric war axe, in the meantime the guards turn on each other for some reason (likely they nicked each other) making the battle a free for all, the hobo is killed and one guard remains, who then acts like a symbol of authority to the Hero of Kvatch investigates the bodies of his fallen comrades making obvious conclusions of "The body's still warm". Another day in Cyrodil
I'll try to explain to the best of my knowledge what's going on here: GUARD AI IS FUCKED!!! That is all you need to know, although those dark elves' higher than normal base aggression setting (50 vs the normal 5) likely played a role in the guard deciding to attack them. The other non guard NPCs probably got involved because of their various responsibilty and disposition differences, confusing the guards in the process.
RADIANT DEPOSITIONS is why I truly admire some rare characters liking you more and more based on every little thing that makes you unique to them, SPOILER? : quite frankly having maxed Speech and Alchemy early in the game makes everyone likes you good or evil, its even certain to effect the distance at which enemies ignore you or completely ignore you, mind you this is only due to themselves inspiring also to be highly charismatic or alchemist masters who are mainly Daedra!
As I thought, things I already dismissed. To answer your question, the report is for harrasment and trolling. Kind of sad you couldnt figure that out, but thats why kids your age shouldnt be allowed on the internet necrobump. Good day.
LMFAO look closely at the Archer Guards at 2:37 both of them were trembling and then the one on the right decided on the last second to fire it on the other guard instead the hobo with the deadric axe. Just amazing..
I think that was because the other guard hit the one fighting the beggar so the guy immediately turned around and shot him because he seemingly turned on a friendly
i feel like the signal of the guard aggression algorithm finally giving up was when that guard near the end inexplicably dropped his sword and started doing some kind of slow hokuto shinken moves on the other guard
I believe that the bounty system at one point gave the bounty for killing one of the mine-warriors to one of the guards who dealth the lethal blow, which led to the whole city aggroing on him, but at the same time the other guards are meant to protect each other, so an attack of a civilian ( orcs, for example) puts on bounty on them too.
I had the same problem with those Bleak Mine Guards showing up at my home and at the castle after being arrested... then the guards would attack them and I'd be left with many, many bodies right outside the castle door and people walking around as if this were normal. Ahhh, Oblivion. A gem.
pipspips Had a friend who put a goblin staff the closet of his home without knowing anything about them and, no shit, was greeted with a goblin warlord leaping out if his closet when he came home one day.
Although this isn't exactly related, this is the kind of thing I'd love to see in an RPG from Bethesda, an active city that actually has things going on, crimes being committed, guards chasing and putting down criminals, something that makes the city a lot more lifelike.
@@PrincessCeline To be fair, the general insanity of Oblivion effects the Hero of Kvatch just as much (if not more) as it does the NPCs. I recall my own hero stealing a bunch of skooma from an orc gang, then running to Dzonot Cave to hide from law enforcement, cloning himself, while in the cave, and slaying his clone to steal their skooma. Dozens of times. He did this until he had collected thousands of bottles of skooma from the piles of his own corpse and then promptly traveled to the Shivering Isles where he dropped the several thousand bottles of skooma in front of Caldana Monrius as an offering, since he'd apparently decided to worship her as a god. It's no wonder THIS was the Elder Scrolls game where you became the Daedric Prince of Madness.
I love how the Mine Guards were shouting for the guards but the guards end up killing them .. this whole video just cracks me up and is basically how Oblivion is
The AI was really something new. First time i played this i felt like i'm in a semi-real world because of how all AI has their purpose in their life. It's also very fun to play as Illusionist with Frenzy magic, forcing peaceful NPCs to go insane.
Mehrunes Dagon's true form wasn't him manifesting physically. It was him giving a homeless man a free daedric axe and slapping a guard in the face in the middle of a densely populated region of Cyrodil
Take the Arcane University, for example. If you decide to cast a frenzy spell on any of the mages, they will attack each other. Pretty soon all of the mages will either be slaughtering each other or running, and then the imperial battlemages get involved, and that's when things get REALLY hairy. Because as soon as the Battlemage kills anyone, all the other mages will gang up on them and kill them, even after the frenzy spell has worn off. And the mages and battlemages to continue to war and slay each other across the University grounds every time they respawn for the rest of all time. .
Reminds me of the time I frenzied a mage scholar, who then attacked me. Some townie who I don't remember the name of attacked him in return. The scholar died. The Mages Guild turned on the townie. The townie died. Only thing missing was the guards storming in and wiping out the entire guild.
I love the guard AI in this game. I was going to the Blade's Castle with Martin and Jauffre and next to Bruma, I've seen two guards attacking a bandit, nothing incredible I believed before they killed the bandit and then managed to shoot arrows to each other until one of them die. The last guard then runned after an invisible ennemy like a berserker in need of more blood.
as goofy as this looks... over 15 years ago when this game came out this shit was so fucking fun to play around with. So much experimentation and so many laughs lol
This is honestly so good. Emergent gameplay, unpredictable, like the game playing a LARP itself, and yet it is something that we can't take for granted even in modern games.
Reminds me of this one time where I was playing Skyrim and got out of that Silverblood Mine in that big stone city built on top of a Dwemer City or something. And then there's a bunch of escapees and guards killing them for this quest and it's actually part of it. Friends always made it out to be this huge deal. I always said "This is like Morndas in Oblivion at best."
I remember these moments so well. Spawning in 50 different soldiers from all cities that supposedly only spawn during the last quest to guard the town. Then after a week ingame i finally decided to do the quest, only to discover that the road to Bruma was filled with the corpses of the kvatch soldiers i spawned, The guards dead at the gates and the stablemasters murdered infront of their home. And there they stood, ready to fight the deadra, the bruma guard and civilians all murdered before the steps. When suddenly the captain of the bruma guard came outside and they all attacked him, some missed swings against other guards created a chain reaction that led to a battle i remember after all this time. Skingrad fighting all the other cities, Anvil and Cheydinhal forming an alliance. Leyawin being annihilated instantly, Bravil and Chorrol forming an alliance and then suddenly betray eachother. I had to end it with the console command version of Finger of the mountain to kill over 80 fighting soldiers, crashing the game and corrupting the save. Best game i ever played.
LOL, the end with the guards fighting each other with the hobo wielding the daedric axe bopping the guards head seemed like it was off a three stooges sketch!
I love how this is actually an example of REALLY good AI, just going a bit haywire. Like the guards didn't witness you punching the dude, so when they see you running from two guys they assume you're the victim and start attacking the guys. The orc shooting at the guards might have been a friend of one of the guys so he attacks the guards, and so the cycle continues. I don't know why at some point the guards start attacking eachother but honestly can you blame them?
We were missing a few people to make this epic fight perfect 1. The “for lord Dagon” guy 2. Random dog caught in the fight 3.The adoring fan 4. ... actually the beggar with a deadric axe was enough 😂
"Body is still warm, looks like there's a killer still around"
I WONDER WHO IT IS
Gotta cover up your tracks :'D
Makke näytä kikkeli
Tästä tulee meemi vielä jokin päivä
huutista
Eae Melissa :3
2:42 Synchronized "SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED" best part.
HAHAHAHAHA
shit my pants that moment
Beggar with Daedric battle axe is second best haha
It was like it was their murder report alarm.
*beggar comes charging in with a battleax worth more than a house* yup its definitely oblivion
It was in the street. The beggar picked the axe up. Dunno why it was on the street, but still, hilarious to see.
He found that axe on one of the bleak mine guard
Battle axe
This is why TES needs minimum attributes to use things. That axe should weight as the bagger yet he swings it like a fishing pole!
@@antoniogiannuzzi1256 Doubt they'd do that honestly, with the recent fallout games and the direction skyrim went I think it's clear they want to go more of an action adventure with rpg elements route than bring rpg elements in the same spirit as that
So basically it's an accurate representation of what happens in a British pub after a football game.
You mean soccer ?
*B O I*
Soccer?
football
Kyrylo Argenarn
No, he means football. American football makes no sense, the name "football" fits perfectly with the sport you know as "soccer". I really don't get why American football even has football in the name when they don't use their feet to touch the ball for most of the game.
"SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!!!" - Two synced guards yelling (Same voice actor) while town is covered with corpses. GOTY
3 actually.
This whole genocide all started with a single punch in the face.
I guess this is the Ferguson side of Cheydinhal.
lol the guards and even the poor looking civilians were using the lvl 75 blade backspin attack
Peace in the cities of Cyrodiil was always a thin veneer of illusion...
LMFAO I love the end when the guy says 'I give up" and tries to run before being cut down.
Yea best part lmao
I love how that random Orc just decides to start shooting the guards xD
The archer guard shot at him first LOL.
It was just a street scuffle with the guards and the mine guards vying for territory but then when the archer "accidentally" let an arrow loose at the Orc, it turned into an all out race war, with the female Orc coming to back him up. The hobo was just high on skooma or something idk.
@@snaek2594 Accidentally they say, I bet bodycam footage is nowhere to be found.
'I give up!...' lol
Would be cool if the guard could reply,
"YOU CAN'T!!!"😂😂😂
*kills everyone*
"looks like there's a killer around"
In the next issue of the Black Horse Courier:
"MASSACRE IN CHEYDINHAL
Nobody knows what the hell happened"
this is why oblivion is the best game.
I now have to purchase this game for no other reason than to fuck with the Radiant AI system.
Fodxp hatesgoogle There's two dudes hanging outside an actual crack den in Bravil.
We call him Michael Jackson and his midget.
We used to cast frenzy on them to make them go berserk. All it would do though is trigger a bunch of shit simultaneously, so him and his midget instantly take off because the guards are instantly trying to kill them. And of course it all spirals out of control from there.
YOUR NAME AND PROFILE !
@@Arvel_The_Swit Markarth is a pretty rough place. If it's the not the nords, then it's these reachmen with their forsworn nonsense. Just can't let an orc walk in peace without a forsworn fanatic coming at you every so often.
actually the funniest game ever made lmao
This whole game is just a meme of itself
So basically you punched a guy, the guy and his guard chase you through the town, the guards assume your the victim and attack and kill them, an Orc with a bow shows up and fired upon the guard, the guards attack the Orc who then run away they chase him down and kill him a female decides to help her male Orc friend (for you know "favours"), is then killed by the guards, the guards are then attack by a hobo with a daedric war axe, in the meantime the guards turn on each other for some reason (likely they nicked each other) making the battle a free for all, the hobo is killed and one guard remains, who then acts like a symbol of authority to the Hero of Kvatch investigates the bodies of his fallen comrades making obvious conclusions of "The body's still warm". Another day in Cyrodil
Another day, another Septim
'Hero of Kvatch ' I assume it is from lolGerman meaning: Hero of Banter, or Hero of Bullsnit?
@@borg-borg-2015 No the Hero of the city of Kvatch.
I'll try to explain to the best of my knowledge what's going on here: GUARD AI IS FUCKED!!! That is all you need to know, although those dark elves' higher than normal base aggression setting (50 vs the normal 5) likely played a role in the guard deciding to attack them. The other non guard NPCs probably got involved because of their various responsibilty and disposition differences, confusing the guards in the process.
RADIANT DEPOSITIONS is why I truly admire some rare characters liking you more and more based on every little thing that makes you unique to them, SPOILER? : quite frankly having maxed Speech and Alchemy early in the game makes everyone likes you good or evil, its even certain to effect the distance at which enemies ignore you or completely ignore you, mind you this is only due to themselves inspiring also to be highly charismatic or alchemist masters who are mainly Daedra!
GUARDS! SOMEONES BEING ATTACKED!
Guards: Your damn right someone is! *attacks victoms* xD
too realistic tbh
*you're
*victims
As I thought, things I already dismissed. To answer your question, the report is for harrasment and trolling. Kind of sad you couldnt figure that out, but thats why kids your age shouldnt be allowed on the internet necrobump. Good day.
What's hilarious is that after being corrected, you continued to use "your" incorrectly.
***** It's even more hilarious that after mentioning how it doesnt matter, you still think its worth mentioning.
Quite a bit of police brutality here...
#darkelflivesmatter
Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about. Lmao
fuck you
^ bitch
Could you even imagine Oblivion without Wes Johnson?
Maybe this game not deserve GOTY
Literally half the NPCs would become mute
@@Arkenway more than half lol
Oblivion: Silent Edition
I feel like some of the Daedric Princes are laughing their metaphorical asses off at this.
Good ol' Dagon would probably be cheering too. He is the Prince of Destruction after all.
Daedric Prince of Mephala would definitely enjoy that event going down.
“Wait, why are we fighting again?”
“Someone got punched 5 minutes ago.”
“Oh that’s right. Yaaa!”
LMFAO look closely at the Archer Guards at 2:37 both of them were trembling and then the one on the right decided on the last second to fire it on the other guard instead the hobo with the deadric axe. Just amazing..
I think that was because the other guard hit the one fighting the beggar so the guy immediately turned around and shot him because he seemingly turned on a friendly
This video sums up Oblivion in all it's shine and glory. and it's still one of the best games ever lol
@pawes7027at least for the meme ability it is
i feel like the signal of the guard aggression algorithm finally giving up was when that guard near the end inexplicably dropped his sword and started doing some kind of slow hokuto shinken moves on the other guard
I believe that the bounty system at one point gave the bounty for killing one of the mine-warriors to one of the guards who dealth the lethal blow, which led to the whole city aggroing on him, but at the same time the other guards are meant to protect each other, so an attack of a civilian ( orcs, for example) puts on bounty on them too.
Loyalty cascade. DF players know the pain.
I had the same problem with those Bleak Mine Guards showing up at my home and at the castle after being arrested... then the guards would attack them and I'd be left with many, many bodies right outside the castle door and people walking around as if this were normal. Ahhh, Oblivion. A gem.
pipspips Had a friend who put a goblin staff the closet of his home without knowing anything about them and, no shit, was greeted with a goblin warlord leaping out if his closet when he came home one day.
I can hear Sheogorath's laugh echoing all the way from New Sheoth.
I'm more curious as to why that beggar has a Daedric Battleaxe..
No one gave you an answer 11 years later? Are you still alive?
@@seronymus he’s still pondering the answer to this question every time he’s stuck in traffic
@@fluxcap4630 woah where did you come from
@@seronymus from the aether
Self defense.
So much free gear...
All it cost is one punch...
What happens in Cheydinhal, stays in Cheydinhal
Although this isn't exactly related, this is the kind of thing I'd love to see in an RPG from Bethesda, an active city that actually has things going on, crimes being committed, guards chasing and putting down criminals, something that makes the city a lot more lifelike.
it caused an issue that sometimes quest givers could die
iirc the AI was actually that powerful/smart but they toned it down because of things like this
"WHY, WON'T, YOU, DIEEEE?!"
That Orc is already dead tho
Nanomachines son
This is art
"Have pity, sir/ma'am, my children have nothing to eat."
Five minutes later: pulls a Daedric Battleaxe out of his backside
This is a pretty good approximation of how wars start, a minor misunderstanding leading to everyone killing each other.
I like how the orc was like "Finally a chance to shoot that damn guard!" And runs when he sees his friends are no longer alive xD
“I’ve fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than this town.” -Guard
2:47 Wait, are they ALL ganging up on that one guard?!
ikr? wtf!
I never played oblivion, but I'm assuming that hobo had some sort of frenzy enchantment on that axe. If that's even a thing in this game
HRMM
OOH
BYAAAH
YEEHARGHH
OAAHH
HRMMMH
WHY
WON'T
YOU
*_DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE_*
SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDER....IN STEREO.
Yes, and what is that beggar doing with a daedric axe??
My guess is, he picked it up from one of the dead Bleak Mine Guards. Citizens will loot the dead if they don't have a weapon.
@@stephenskinner7207 the smart ones will loot a bow without arrows
@@PrincessCeline To be fair, the general insanity of Oblivion effects the Hero of Kvatch just as much (if not more) as it does the NPCs. I recall my own hero stealing a bunch of skooma from an orc gang, then running to Dzonot Cave to hide from law enforcement, cloning himself, while in the cave, and slaying his clone to steal their skooma. Dozens of times. He did this until he had collected thousands of bottles of skooma from the piles of his own corpse and then promptly traveled to the Shivering Isles where he dropped the several thousand bottles of skooma in front of Caldana Monrius as an offering, since he'd apparently decided to worship her as a god. It's no wonder THIS was the Elder Scrolls game where you became the Daedric Prince of Madness.
@@stephenskinner7207 You're comment needs more recognition. I did the exact same thing lmao
bound axe maybe?
Oblivion vs skyrim, I guess there's a clear winner here
@Orwell Jones Laeddis no oblivion
0:37 "i'm just warming- OOMPH!"
3:39 "Body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about." When he literally just killed that dude.
I love how the Mine Guards were shouting for the guards but the guards end up killing them .. this whole video just cracks me up and is basically how Oblivion is
The AI was really something new. First time i played this i felt like i'm in a semi-real world because of how all AI has their purpose in their life. It's also very fun to play as Illusionist with Frenzy magic, forcing peaceful NPCs to go insane.
Why are Bleak Mine Guards there? They're from the other side of the map!
They'll follow you if you've beaten the Malacath quest and they weren't killed by the Ogres.
*punches guard*
Guard: Guards! Guards! Someone's being attacked!
Oblivion NPCs: Masters of stating the obvious.
Captain Oblivion: Civil War
Bazur gro-Gharz: "Is this a private fight or can anyone join?"
Ogarsh gra-Magul: "It's in public, so it must be a public fight."
*All guards at once*
"SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!"
Mehrunes Dagon's true form wasn't him manifesting physically. It was him giving a homeless man a free daedric axe and slapping a guard in the face in the middle of a densely populated region of Cyrodil
Not even kidding, this is why I love Oblivion. The jank is part of the charm.
"i give up!"
*kills him*
XD
Punched a hobo -> got guards massacring half the Cheydinhal and each other.Daddy Lucien would be so proud _sob_
1:23 shrek arrives and dies fighting. Fiona comes later to avenger his death.
Take the Arcane University, for example. If you decide to cast a frenzy spell on any of the mages, they will attack each other. Pretty soon all of the mages will either be slaughtering each other or running, and then the imperial battlemages get involved, and that's when things get REALLY hairy. Because as soon as the Battlemage kills anyone, all the other mages will gang up on them and kill them, even after the frenzy spell has worn off.
And the mages and battlemages to continue to war and slay each other across the University grounds every time they respawn for the rest of all time. .
Police brutality accelerates into an orc rebellion while peaceful flute music plays in the background
Oblivon... drag everyone to a deathmatch till only guards remain.
Reminds me of the time I frenzied a mage scholar, who then attacked me.
Some townie who I don't remember the name of attacked him in return.
The scholar died.
The Mages Guild turned on the townie.
The townie died.
Only thing missing was the guards storming in and wiping out the entire guild.
i found this hilarious cant breath right now XD
I love the guard AI in this game. I was going to the Blade's Castle with Martin and Jauffre and next to Bruma, I've seen two guards attacking a bandit, nothing incredible I believed before they killed the bandit and then managed to shoot arrows to each other until one of them die. The last guard then runned after an invisible ennemy like a berserker in need of more blood.
The guards screaming "help murder" over the guy they just cut down lol
Giant civil war happens, multiple deaths, "looks like theres a killer around here"
This is my favourite thing, ever
*A N A R C H Y*
2:40 - I have never seen a better take down. Fucking brutal.
2:00 "Why....wont....you... diiiie" guy's already dead xd
Bro just started a town wide hunger games.
I'm in love with this game and its AI generated humor. There's absolutely nothing like it in the rest of the franchise.
This is the medieval version of year 2020.
LOL 0:03 the one punch that caused the Drama Of Cheydinhal.
as goofy as this looks... over 15 years ago when this game came out this shit was so fucking fun to play around with. So much experimentation and so many laughs lol
i lost it when the homeless dude suddenly ran in with a daedric battleaxe xD
Was totally expecting the guard to approach you and say "STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!" at the end.
I love how the orc and the guards casually turn into tom and jerry for a while
Lol at the guard at the end: The body is still warm.. looks like there a killer here.
"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH"
*Flies 10 feet away from getting hit with a sword*
Yeah... realism is on point.
This is honestly so good. Emergent gameplay, unpredictable, like the game playing a LARP itself, and yet it is something that we can't take for granted even in modern games.
Reminds me of this one time where I was playing Skyrim and got out of that Silverblood Mine in that big stone city built on top of a Dwemer City or something. And then there's a bunch of escapees and guards killing them for this quest and it's actually part of it. Friends always made it out to be this huge deal. I always said "This is like Morndas in Oblivion at best."
I remember these moments so well. Spawning in 50 different soldiers from all cities that supposedly only spawn during the last quest to guard the town. Then after a week ingame i finally decided to do the quest, only to discover that the road to Bruma was filled with the corpses of the kvatch soldiers i spawned, The guards dead at the gates and the stablemasters murdered infront of their home.
And there they stood, ready to fight the deadra, the bruma guard and civilians all murdered before the steps. When suddenly the captain of the bruma guard came outside and they all attacked him, some missed swings against other guards created a chain reaction that led to a battle i remember after all this time. Skingrad fighting all the other cities, Anvil and Cheydinhal forming an alliance. Leyawin being annihilated instantly, Bravil and Chorrol forming an alliance and then suddenly betray eachother. I had to end it with the console command version of Finger of the mountain to kill over 80 fighting soldiers, crashing the game and corrupting the save.
Best game i ever played.
3:00
Tom, Spike and Jerry fighting
3:34 LMAO
Punished Mallard mercilessly cut down looool
And people say American cops are bad.
Everybody gangsta till the beggar pulls out a Daedric axe
So this is how the 1% feel...
The beggar literally caused the Guards to turn on each other
I come back to this video every now and then and I never noticed the guy at 1:01 is not wearing pants lol
LMAO guy started a whole civil war by punching 2 people
"The body is still warm, looks like there's a killer around."
Like the innocent hobo you just murdered?
LOL, the end with the guards fighting each other with the hobo wielding the daedric axe bopping the guards head seemed like it was off a three stooges sketch!
The part with the two guards and the beggar reminds me of that gif where Tom, Jerry, and that dog are smacking eachother
battled in pyjamas bravely." I Give Up " ... bites the dust 3:33 lol
I love how this is actually an example of REALLY good AI, just going a bit haywire. Like the guards didn't witness you punching the dude, so when they see you running from two guys they assume you're the victim and start attacking the guys. The orc shooting at the guards might have been a friend of one of the guys so he attacks the guards, and so the cycle continues. I don't know why at some point the guards start attacking eachother but honestly can you blame them?
A homeless guy attacking a city guard with a deadric battleaxe
Me:"Should cut down on the ale, starting to see things"
Imagine punching someone in the face, and the whole town turns into one gigantic bar fight
@AzouDesu
I laughed my ass off about that. "I GIVE UP" *slash*
We were missing a few people to make this epic fight perfect
1. The “for lord Dagon” guy
2. Random dog caught in the fight
3.The adoring fan
4. ... actually the beggar with a deadric axe was enough 😂
2:00 Killing Shrek and Fiona
I really fucking love this game lol.
1:04 the A.I. successfully predicted the future