Don't Try To Be Smart With A Dumb Person. Dan Mengini - Full Special

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  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    My favorite thing about the comedians in Dry Bar is they constantly make me laugh in a way I wouldn't want others hearing. Outburst laughing by myself thanks to these beautifully funny people.

    • @stevenmarten1396
      @stevenmarten1396 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ..
      U

    • @angelagreen778
      @angelagreen778 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad. Be yourself! Life is short, just respect others!

    • @cameronspeed9052
      @cameronspeed9052 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We’re opposites.. I really want someone to hear me laugh this hard

  • @hudsonsteele8532
    @hudsonsteele8532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Mama always told me, "Don't argue with an idiot or they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

    • @heatherbrewer2144
      @heatherbrewer2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Invaluable information right there!!

    • @vladkondratyukkk
      @vladkondratyukkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah no need to fight fire with the fire

    • @donnaroberts4565
      @donnaroberts4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bahahaha I love your Mama.. GOLD

    • @AMindInOverdrive
      @AMindInOverdrive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw a t-shirt once, which said "You don't have to agree with me; I can't force you to be right"

    • @Peachtreedishes
      @Peachtreedishes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

  • @kittysmith3886
    @kittysmith3886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The bit about carrying in groceries is so right on and I thought the "one trip and bloodless fingers" was just me! Thank you!

    • @seedsoflove7684
      @seedsoflove7684 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My husband wants to make one trip. I'm like dude, just make 2 trips! And yes, the bags are for the bathroom trashcan!

  • @curtisfranzen986
    @curtisfranzen986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The light switch story also cracks me up. I have a switch in my kitchen that even after 2 years, I have no idea what it does.

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does your neighbor's lights or internet go out when you turn it off? Hmm...😳🤔😂

    • @JPmax4ever
      @JPmax4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm in a house that has 4 next to each other, 7 years later I still don't know what the 3rd is used for.

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      After 14 years I found out, what the switch in my utility room is for. It turns the right rear floodlights. I had to go turn them off to be able to sleep.

    • @MrJJandJim
      @MrJJandJim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@denawagner360 No, it controls the plug to the refrigerator! Dang it!

    • @brittanym.
      @brittanym. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      11 years and still turning on the garbage disposal instead of the light over the sink. Scares me every time!! 😁

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's Dry bar. Dan is really witty and so funny. He had me cracking up quite a few times.. And he seems like a really nice guy. Hope to see more of him on Drybar.

  • @valoryj5603
    @valoryj5603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dan is hilarious. Yet another Dry Bar gem. I love it when I watch these gems and they make me not just chuckle here and there, but laugh so loud it startles the dog. Yup, several times now. Poor dog ROFL!

  • @Aiyan777
    @Aiyan777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hahahhahahah!!! Laughing and almost peed on myself!!! Love this guy for 3 reasons:
    1- I sucked at math too
    2- loves dogs
    3- I also am an IDIOT since I tried to carry my groceries and shattered my 1 bottle of wine!!! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @fiusionmaster3241
      @fiusionmaster3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And to that I say; me to sister, me to

  • @robinhays8779
    @robinhays8779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dan, a word of advice: take an old wooden broom handle with the broom head removed and when you go shopping, loop the plastic bags onto the broom handle and put it over your shoulder and carry it so you will have at least one hand free to find your keys.

    • @neliaferreira9983
      @neliaferreira9983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Baba Ganush ... OR... don't even remove the broom-head, slide the handles of all shopping-bags down the broom-pole onto the broom-head, drag the broom+bags across the ground, just leave it standing at the door while you open it, and keep dragging it inside. You will leave sturdy plastic bags for this one.

  • @amandaerhart5516
    @amandaerhart5516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Omg the part about bringing in the groceries was way too accurate.

  • @helsinkianskies
    @helsinkianskies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pure gold. Love this guy. A new favourite. 😄

  • @annadoyle2947
    @annadoyle2947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He is hilarious!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I would definitely like to hear more from him!🤣🤣🤣

  • @glee_again2594
    @glee_again2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    His poor Mom. He must have been NONSTOP.😅😂

    • @lateblossom
      @lateblossom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ldlranch
    @ldlranch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I really enjoyed the show. My first time watching Dan and he didn't disappoint.

  • @michellekeith5602
    @michellekeith5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I swear that this show just topped off the best birthday I've ever had !!!💗💗💗💗💗. I'm positive this guy is a relative of mine because he has described my family and world as I know it. 😜😜😜😜😜🎉🎉✌️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @thomasrobertson8109
    @thomasrobertson8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    High energy funny man I do would like to see 👀 more Dan. Mengin

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I laughed out loud many times. Thank you.

  • @lisalorenzo7451
    @lisalorenzo7451 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is hilarious. From start to finish. 👍🏽👍🏽

  • @kumuluskld
    @kumuluskld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That last line couldn't be any more perfect 🍎👏👏👏

  • @Morthon1
    @Morthon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Very funny guy! He was also amazing on our cruise.

    • @bryanwatson2791
      @bryanwatson2791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice flex.

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bryanwatson2791That got me! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tk20channel
    @tk20channel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This started off slow for me but glad I listened all the way through because the back half was exceptional. He has a weird way about him but it's innocent. He does a lot of relatable jokes and some very clever. As for critique, I do think his cadence can be improved and he added some things after a punch line that I think we're not necessary and takes away from just enjoying the laughter. Otherwise, I think he is really a unique and likeable comic that can appeal to anyone.

    • @fiusionmaster3241
      @fiusionmaster3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man, call me crazy, but I was laughing the whole time.

    • @michellemason2525
      @michellemason2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fiusionmaster3241 me too, but I also do all those things tk20 said…😂😂

    • @fiusionmaster3241
      @fiusionmaster3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Baba Ganush 2 things. 1st, congrats. 2nd; that's a good wisdom

    • @c.w.bookout7506
      @c.w.bookout7506 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually agree with everything you said except that I haven't been able to get into this routine at all.

    • @bedtimebiblechat7152
      @bedtimebiblechat7152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c.w.bookout7506 me either cuz he's so hyper, I want to send him a case of Valium!! Wow! I'm not good with hyper people...makes me feel like I'm being electrocuted. LOL

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can tell he’s the son of an Italian. This dude is Hilarious! 🤣🤘🔥

    • @steveschmidt6847
      @steveschmidt6847 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That and the name MENGINI is a dead giveaway.

    • @analozada9475
      @analozada9475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@steveschmidt6847Definitely

  • @tinamartinez6923
    @tinamartinez6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I replay the cap at the end so much and in my head so loud to remind myself just how good we really have it over here in America, like psht with our first world problems lol meanwhile there's people everywhere else but here living it up for one whole stick. Lmfao I love how down to earth he is at the end that's what really does it for me. 😂😂🤣

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's unfortunate his special was so short. He's hilarious.

  • @mariaweston5477
    @mariaweston5477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The plastic bags… HAHAHA 🤣 so me!

  • @ginatucci201
    @ginatucci201 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Literally just got home from the store with my arms full of bags lol, and happy now cause i was out of trash bags for the kitchen 😂

  • @kommenthub4403
    @kommenthub4403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dan was awesome, truly liked his show.

  • @JoyN246
    @JoyN246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Laughed out loud multiple times! Great show!

  • @NeonfxGraphics
    @NeonfxGraphics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man this guy is awesome and the his ending just nailed it :D

  • @googleuser2426
    @googleuser2426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love it! You are hilarious! 27ft phone cord...oh my

  • @BeComingNyrell
    @BeComingNyrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved his set! & delivery!

  • @Skoot_II
    @Skoot_II 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Every man needs to bring his groceries into his house in one trip.

    • @smbrowning578
      @smbrowning578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep! While they're able! Then you start 'staging' the bags on the porch and take them in however many trips it takes 😄

    • @fonztorres
      @fonztorres 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the way.

    • @mosiarmstrong
      @mosiarmstrong ปีที่แล้ว

      Two trips is for the weak 💪🏽

  • @DarknessSlayer3
    @DarknessSlayer3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really enjoyed this special. It was hilarious

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy omgosh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best stand up I've seen in while! Loved it!!🤣👍 Last joke about Adam and Eve and iphone was dead on! LOL!

  • @moonsting
    @moonsting 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dan Mengini! Your amazing energy and hilarious set is on fire🔥💯 Thanks for posting or else I would've never known about you!

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the energy, needs a lot more material.

  • @sopheadutch6350
    @sopheadutch6350 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan M., is very funny & was lol & balling the entire time!👍🤣. DryBar Comedy keeps showing all these great talents!!!👏, thanks! 💋

  • @aundrewilson2297
    @aundrewilson2297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao he strangled the life out a calculator 🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great writing! Thank you!

  • @masjter
    @masjter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That ending was deep!!! love you show man....the smile in the dark had me in stitches!!!

  • @JM-qb2lf
    @JM-qb2lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very funny enjoyed this guy.

  • @JPmax4ever
    @JPmax4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a Christian I did like that last joke...

  • @loricook6331
    @loricook6331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm wondering why this audience isn't howling. Fantastic funny and original!

    • @seedsoflove7684
      @seedsoflove7684 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least the high pitched lady isnt there ruining the audience.🙃

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Titanic, iceberg joke is phenomenally brilliant and hilarious 😂 😅😂😀🤣🤣. Great job, you're now one of my favorite comedians 😅😂

  • @axelwittersheim7787
    @axelwittersheim7787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good stuff 👏 quick timing sharp observation.

  • @kellygwdobbs
    @kellygwdobbs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very funny stuff! That last bit, about the iphn, was really good.

  • @nyccowgirl4720
    @nyccowgirl4720 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's so STUPID, was hysterical. Great timing, delivery, and original material. Thoroughly enjoyed!

  • @shadowmancer7040
    @shadowmancer7040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious. Holy cow this guy's energy... I'm suspicious of drugs.

    • @ep1207
      @ep1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably has ADHD lol

  • @pduffy83usa
    @pduffy83usa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is awesome!!!!!!

  • @extradynamicyou2210
    @extradynamicyou2210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very entertaining. Thanks so much!!

  • @graceamerican3558
    @graceamerican3558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know… I hadn’t thought of the 🍎 on the phone bit … 😂😂 Good point.

  • @JustJanitor
    @JustJanitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I enjoyed this. It made my wife laugh quite a bit

  • @VyPrezWolfpackMusic
    @VyPrezWolfpackMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last five minutes were an absolute gem.

  • @Davethenuttymagician
    @Davethenuttymagician 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy is so funny I could listen to him all day

  • @amywhigham4790
    @amywhigham4790 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan is so funny! Love the one about the light switch! Hilarious! 😆😂💖

  • @nicolehubbard3536
    @nicolehubbard3536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Woo, glad I'm not on this plane!" 😂

  • @larrylane9872
    @larrylane9872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dan M that was a great show , thank you so much!

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved his comedy! So true at the end too!

  • @hghong7048
    @hghong7048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like your comedy, 🥰

  • @davinreeves
    @davinreeves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only problem. The special should be longer

  • @itskevingross
    @itskevingross ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @mastersemmy59
    @mastersemmy59 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOLOL! Son, I think we might be related! lololol

  • @aubreyelf87
    @aubreyelf87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This dude is cool. He kinda reminds me of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.

  • @nicolegraham628
    @nicolegraham628 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny comedian great set

  • @shannonterrell9590
    @shannonterrell9590 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loved this guy. Totally relate to the plastic bags! Lol

  • @onlycryptofans
    @onlycryptofans 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tremendous! really good

  • @rcjr.7725
    @rcjr.7725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great job laughter is a beautiful thang!

  • @brittanym.
    @brittanym. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definitely a new favorite comic! 😀

  • @xcrack6364
    @xcrack6364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know what they say; you can’t argue with stupid. They always win.

  • @deejohnson827
    @deejohnson827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So, so funny! Every joke/story was relevant to life!

  • @udayghedia7577
    @udayghedia7577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Dan! Merry Christmas 🎄 !

  • @adelesvetnicka810
    @adelesvetnicka810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another great comic! … strange thing, I knew an ‘H’ who was from the south (can’t remember where) and was in youth ministry in western Wisconsin. And yes, his name was ‘H’. It was not short for anything.

  • @ek6321
    @ek6321 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny and relatable.

  • @elizabethlusk4354
    @elizabethlusk4354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🙉😆🙉😅🙉🤣🙉😁😎Luv U!!!!! Soooooo funny!!!!! Thank you 🤣🙉

  • @laurakibben4147
    @laurakibben4147 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the refrigerator section. They're sooo ridiculously outfitted with the most expensive, ignorant crap.
    As stupid as paying 5k for a purse then having no money to put in it😂

  • @katoz9237
    @katoz9237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved it!

  • @Mom-a-Dragon7622
    @Mom-a-Dragon7622 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have an overactive brain also I feel you hardcore! My dog only made it to 16 and I thought that was pretty old. Ummm phone book? Lmao

  • @TheAussieLeo
    @TheAussieLeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant!

  • @lauriejordan6530
    @lauriejordan6530 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this guy was speaking to my soul when he was talking about interweaving your fingers and arms through 95 grocery bags so you only have to make one trip, his comment about having garbage bags for days & which electric socket works the light in a new apartment.
    LMAO, because those are my exact train of thoughts!

  • @miriaml.150
    @miriaml.150 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy! 😊👍🌟

  • @thecuriousquest
    @thecuriousquest 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The light switch joke is a banger

  • @stephlalalitta
    @stephlalalitta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great material!!!

  • @johnwittner4168
    @johnwittner4168 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really funny man!!!

  • @mmcc2852
    @mmcc2852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    great set!

  • @vanessam9784
    @vanessam9784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had so much fun watching it:)

  • @thomasrobertson8109
    @thomasrobertson8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for your funny man

  • @sarahdoanpeace3623
    @sarahdoanpeace3623 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:00…the smart fridge and money….rotlf…,soooo true! Hilarious material

  • @thereskent2401
    @thereskent2401 ปีที่แล้ว

    Slow start but real quickly his style shown thru & he didn't let up. The last bit @ the smart phone & the time kids/ppl spend on the phone + AdamEve apple phone temptation bit was clever & leaves U wondering. Isn't that what a good comedian motivational man does?

  • @chippysteve4524
    @chippysteve4524 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As the saying goes - "Never get into an argument with an idiot.Onlookers will have trouble telling you apart."

  • @kittykat149
    @kittykat149 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious in real world ways! 😂

  • @brandiallen6324
    @brandiallen6324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great!

  • @melissagoodrick53
    @melissagoodrick53 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omw this guy is so funny. Everything related to our lives!

  • @jessicajrf22ify
    @jessicajrf22ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best ones! Lol

  • @lynnbailey3571
    @lynnbailey3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's hilarious

  • @tinawindham6958
    @tinawindham6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Killed me with the dog and the dog food…that’s my three. My cats are cool. One of my rabbits thinks he’s a dog. He sleeps with us. But rabbits are active 3amtil5 am, lots of jumping around . I’m the only one sleep deprived. Love this guy❤️

  • @lynghee159
    @lynghee159 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Truth😂"the sun will be rising in 4 hours"🤣

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are just like me carrying groceries in the house except I have to climb 20 stairs to my apartment

  • @vincentingroia1376
    @vincentingroia1376 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw this dude on my cruise was super awesome

  • @sifumtgr5502
    @sifumtgr5502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🆒 dude

  • @drualienmind2497
    @drualienmind2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    On the sausages, he sounds ironically like Barney Pfeiffer!

  • @mistylynnrose
    @mistylynnrose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Symbol on the back of every iPhone. Genius.