“Jarl Balgruuf, there are dragons attacking the countryside. Your son may be worshipping a Daedra, and the stormcloaks are outside the gate” Jarl Balgruuf: *sits on throne* “Sir the dragonborn stole your sweet roll” Jarl Balgruuf:
@@CalvinKnowsYourSinsMy only question is, why is he even essential? He talks smack about the Whiterun guard, and says that he can do Commander Caius’s job blindfolded, and he can’t back his claims up, as his lazy Nord ass just sits around the Bannered Mare.
? so oyu're one of those that ignore the fact originaly in game files you could convince balgruuf to join stormcloaks i used "for the stormcloaks" mod that adds that back,that way whiterun is never attacked in the first place gg i use to only go for imperials because of that attack,but now i always go stormcloak im a real warrior,not some milk drinker that takes it in the ass by the thalmor elves. yeah that's what empire is,i knwo worship of talos is banned and it will be back again oncesecond war happens and ends,tho i wonder will the empire bring back the talos worship or not? sinse they themself declared this a little heretical too,they aren't with tneither elves nor human becoming gods,unlike thalmorwho think elves can,empire thinks none can or should and there's no way mede family would change it back like most youtubers say,after all they have nothing to do with the septim family,it would only be a bad thing for their rule and people would compare them to septim family,this way they cut off septims in their roots.
@@theicyphoenixrecords5980 Ulfric cheated and used a shout to disarm High King Torig so he wouldn't be able to defend himself. I cannot willingly associate myself with someone who would partake in such a dishonourable display.
This is beautiful, I usually side with the Stormcloaks and feel immensely guilty usurping his throne. Also that ending absolutely got me lmao (I hope TES VI is as memeable)
Ok guys, listen. I don't know why this happens, but this is like the 10th time this got recommended for me as the first video of the page. Please help me i think i'm going crazy
It would be glorious if the thalmor actually invaded only to get their asses handed over by the nords with their ancient bloodlust for elves. And I mean. Skyrim isn't exactly easy to invade so that could totally happen
@@karatheshapeshifter1784 you're right about that Just think of that same situation with the snow elves And other races made them even worse like the dwemer or deep elves Who betrayed them and put the snow elves into blindness and corrupted them into the falmer
Balgruuf on his way to give you a levelled axe that will exceed your carry weight
I N A M E Y O U T H A N E O F O U R C I T Y D R A G O N B O R N
Come on he gives you a pack mule right after that.
the only thing I hate more than draugrs is when the jarls gift you 80 weighted weapons as if they’re trying to make you commit suicide
@@ladyselin35 lol
@@necromancer9829 and the weapons are always shut
Our fearless leader bout to capture a dragon
Ah you mean Putin?
You're very...forthright with that Information...
About to EAT a dragon
Lol
i think u mean the rightful high king, dont mix him up with some communist
Jarl of Widerun.
underrated as fuck!
👌😂
@@jcassiel you mean may the divines bless you
This needs more likes
give this man the likes
"Come, let's go find Farengar, my court wizard..."
Lolz
Get me the dragon stone because yes
I'm deaddd🤣🤣
*help, im too wide to trap this dragon*
Jarl Ballin’ Lord of Wide Boys
Jarl Ballin the Cheese Grater
Swag
Not gonna lie, sounds like a Dark Souls boss name.
Jarl of Widerun
@@RachmatRL Lmao good one
“Jarl Balgruuf, there are dragons attacking the countryside. Your son may be worshipping a Daedra, and the stormcloaks are outside the gate”
Jarl Balgruuf: *sits on throne*
“Sir the dragonborn stole your sweet roll”
Jarl Balgruuf:
Fun fact: I did this once and he sent mercenaries after me. That was fun.
@@17deluxe51 Damn, well it must’ve been the best sweetroll in all of Whiterun.
@@robert-p772 My Jarl, your sweetroll tastes weird.
New Location Discovered: Dragonsreach Dungeon
😅😂🤣😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅🤣😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
It wasn't me it was Recorder!
*Jarl Ballin on his way to help Dragonborn trap a fire breathing Dragon in a build made completely out of wood*
When someone claims the security in Whiterun is shameful
"Im the Commander of the guard here in Whiterun. Dont worry, me and my boys will keep yous afe"
@@marsar1775 "The security here in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful, what it is."
@@CalvinKnowsYourSinsMy only question is, why is he even essential? He talks smack about the Whiterun guard, and says that he can do Commander Caius’s job blindfolded, and he can’t back his claims up, as his lazy Nord ass just sits around the Bannered Mare.
Balgruuf going to the Bannered Mare again after Irileth told him not to.
“I must speak to mah people.”
Dragon's Reach wasn't built to hold a dragon it's built to house Balgruuf's royal thiccness.
Dam right
Right
Ulfric: “I’m going to take Whiterun.”
Jarl Ballin’ the Wide:
Ulfric: “Understandable have a nice day.”
When some Ulfric StormFart thinks he's tough with his army in front of a Whiterun
?
so oyu're one of those that ignore the fact originaly in game files you could convince balgruuf to join stormcloaks
i used "for the stormcloaks" mod that adds that back,that way whiterun is never attacked in the first place gg
i use to only go for imperials because of that attack,but now i always go stormcloak
im a real warrior,not some milk drinker that takes it in the ass by the thalmor elves.
yeah that's what empire is,i knwo worship of talos is banned and it will be back again oncesecond war happens and ends,tho i wonder will the empire bring back the talos worship or not?
sinse they themself declared this a little heretical too,they aren't with tneither elves nor human becoming gods,unlike thalmorwho think elves can,empire thinks none can or should and there's no way mede family would change it back like most youtubers say,after all they have nothing to do with the septim family,it would only be a bad thing for their rule and people would compare them to septim family,this way they cut off septims in their roots.
@@nailbomb6721 "Charismatic" Please, the guy's as charismatic as the dog shit i stepped into this morning.
@@theicyphoenixrecords5980 Ulfric cheated and used a shout to disarm High King Torig so he wouldn't be able to defend himself.
I cannot willingly associate myself with someone who would partake in such a dishonourable display.
Ulric is a nationalist plant by the Thalmor to further weaken the Empire also the Altmers ultimate plan is no less than the destruction of Mundus.
@@theicyphoenixrecords5980 stormcloaks suck
"here take the finest armour from my armoury"
hide armour has been added to your inventory
Actually it's
"WIDE armour has been added to your inventory"
When the Dragonborn tries to kill you but you are an unkillable NPC:
Rip everyone who will never see this masterpiece
“I don’t think the Jarl can keep things under control...”
TRY ME THEN
Listen well...s***
@@heavyhalblade3108 im jarl balgruuf and i be
@@CalvinKnowsYourSins ballin’
"I was thinking of supporting the Stormcloa....nevermind actually, glory to the Empire!"
He do be ballin though
Swag
"..... Roly poly tumbly wumbly....."
I will not sit idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!
When balgruuf sneaks out to the bannered mare:
The wider he gets the more the walk animation looks like it's from morrowind lol
“Yes?”
Lord Ballin' on his way to personally put an end to the Stormcloak seige of his great city, the pride of Skyrim, Whiterun.
this is the quality content I expect from youtube. I Am So Proud Of This Community ™️
Jarl Balgruff on his way to get the good parchment because Proventus forgot where it was
This is a visual representation of what my last 2 brincells keep me awake at 3AM with
Watch out, Jarls of Skyrim! Here comes our glorious Jarl, and he'll put you to shame! Give it up for... JARL BALGRUUUUUUUUUFF!
another adventurer, here to lick my fathers boots ?
Y E S
Therapist: Extra Thicc Balgruuf can't hurt you, he's not real.
Extra Thicc Balgruuf:
First you saw wide Putin.
Then came the sequel, wide eagle.
Now...prepare your butts for the third great installment:
W I D E B A L G R U U F
We need a wide Techno-Viking.
He just got clapped by the door for being to wide.
This is beautiful, I usually side with the Stormcloaks and feel immensely guilty usurping his throne.
Also that ending absolutely got me lmao
(I hope TES VI is as memeable)
Me on my way to tell mom that I wet the bed:
Almost forgot to rewatch this today
Imagine seeing this guy come toward you saying “meet me in the principles office”
I NEED 10 HOURS VERSION OF THIS!!!
At the end he remembered that he never leaves dragonsreach
I'll not stand widely by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!
Balgruuf the Greater, King of the Dwarves
he really isn't sitting idly by while a dragon burns his hold and slaughters his people.
Balgruuf on his way to have an affair be like
ah yes, jarl chadgruuf the ballen, lord of wideness
When you notice your bastard son contact with an Daedra Lord in your own palace
I guess you could say he didn't stand idly by while a dragon burned his Hold and slaughtered his people.
Jarl Balgruuf, when the Dragonborn is in Danger.
Balgruuf on his way to not stand idly by whilst a dragon burns his home and slaughters his people
the Jarl getting tired of us not delivered the message to Ulfric so he doing it himself
Ok guys, listen.
I don't know why this happens, but this is like the 10th time this got recommended for me as the first video of the page. Please help me i think i'm going crazy
You will watch the video.
Jarl, the court wizard is back to your right.
Jarl Ballin'
This video came up in my recommended, i guess that's a good sign
When you put a savior of the word, Dovahkin, in jail, for stealing a tomato.
There should be mod for this. It's glorious!
It is a mod
On nexus
"Hey Siri, find me a boyfriend"
Siri:
*W i d e B a l g r u f*
Jarl Balgruuf the Wider
Here he comes.... "May the gods watch over your battles friend."
Rare footage of wide Putin as Jarl in an alternate dimension
When high elves threaten to invade but you got that Nord blood aching for some Elf Blood 0:06
It would be glorious if the thalmor actually invaded only to get their asses handed over by the nords with their ancient bloodlust for elves. And I mean. Skyrim isn't exactly easy to invade so that could totally happen
@@voidlessazasin1572 not to mention the elf race that once originally inhabited it got almost wiped to extinction
@@karatheshapeshifter1784 you're right about that
Just think of that same situation with the snow elves
And other races made them even worse like the dwemer or deep elves
Who betrayed them and put the snow elves into blindness and corrupted them into the falmer
Peak humanity.
Stealth Archers on their way to play the game the exact same way again
The untalented bastards…
Jarl ballin' checking to see if food from the pantry respawned
Jarl Balgruuf at night on his way to drink pint or two of mead at the Bannered Mare
If Whiterune's treasury was as wide as Jarl Ballin, he could buy half of Tamriel.
There's one they fear
BALGRUUF!!!
Me:okay so I have a new mod idea
Mod developer: okay go on
Me:wide jarl balgruuf
Mod developer:I'll make the preparations
Never played skyrim
This somehow got in my recommended
I have no idea who this guy is
But I do not regret watching this
He's a mayor from the "city" of Whiterun
Stop what you’re doing and play Skyrim ASAP.
If you are PC
Make sure you try some mods
This wide balgruuf version is a mod
@@ra_alf9467 Jarl
Not mayor
But I see what you are saying
should have done this in Skyrim together and made proventus and farengar walk next to him
I don't understand how this has the exact same energy
When the stormcloaks hit you with that dollar store siege
Jarl balgroof on his way to give you the axe of whiterun
How have I missed a video this important for the last 9 months?
Jarl Ballin' be wider than the Alduin's wingspan
The Virgin Ulfric cowers before the Chad Balgruuf
skyrims walking animations are perfect for this
this is why i joined the imperials
Skyrim belongs to the *T H I C C*
Jarl Balgruuf is the reason why I could never join the stormcloaks. He would beat my ass
No sht he will whoop you in all his WIDENESS
Because he is ballin
The true high king
He's not going to sit there idly while a dragon burns his hold and slaughters his people!
I love how he's walking to the beat
"Come, lets find farengar, my court wizard"
I've never seen Balgruuf walk this much
Wide Elder Maxson
Imagine.
Balgruuf on his way to ask the dragon born why he hasn't paid his taxes
Jarl Ballin~~~
how I feel walking into a part-time shift at my old job after getting a new better job.
You have to put it to 144p for the real experience
Didn't know I needed this until I saw it
Good, now have walk across all of skyrim
Time to chew some stormcloak ass and kick gum
Prepare for the coming of Jarl Ballin’
In my modded playthrough Balgruuf gave me scaled brscers for one handed skill, and it actually added to my armor rating
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a city to keep”
me walking to the planet fitness main office after I destroyed the lunk alarm:
When your discover that some crazy man just killed a dragon in front of your city
Damn now I need a wide-Balgruuf-model. With extra stretchy-textures.
Jarl Ballin the Cheese Grater
I dont even play skyrim but I can relate
Balgruuf on his way to the Bannered Mare for a drink, not giving a single fuck about both Proventus and Irileth watching.
Damn, this deserves more views!