I love that Kryoz misunderstood at first and likely doesn't know about the results from the previous "would you rather" session *YET* he still chose the one where he gets to keep his legs
Yumi's whole "step on my floor nuts" thing fucking happened. That weird ass cat in the hat movie, the cat turns itself into a carpet and some woman stamps her cigarettes out on his "crotch"
I wanna say thank you blarg you always make my day better especially this past week I been watching your videos over and over thank you and you keep being you
Who would choose the sign? Gain a object that keeps growing, eventually becoming a massive burden, or just eat dinner with some legs? Pretty easy choice lol
Today's lesson: Gout Gout is a condition, not a disease, contracted from extensive dehydration coupled with excessive salt consumption, where the high amounts of salt cause it to start crystallizing inside your muscle fibers, shredding them, embedding sharp crystals within them, and simultaneously quite literally rubbing salt in the wound with every movement the affected areas make. Gout sucks, as nature turns you into living human jerky, don't contract gout. This is why helpful friendly TH-cam commenters are always reminding you to drink more water; proper hydration is the easiest way to avoid contracting gout. Sodas and Gatorade aren't good choices because they're also dumping a ton of salt in you with the water in them. Maybe go and get yourself a glass.
Id prefer the sign cause theoretically if i got used to it could just sleep 9 to 5 while some dude spins me around and i get payed for doing nothing, seems like a good deal
Blarg's reputation 'Respectable"
Blarg, "Imma gonna change that! *WUKINI!* "
What'd he do?
ye
7:21 is it bad that I instantly knew where blarg was going with that "Hey Grizzy".
Yep! Fucken McNasty created an amazing clip
19:38 not blarg saying “a boot” 😂😂
👢
canadian way of saying about? nah, boot
19:38 “aboot” Blargs inner Canadian came out 💔💔
17:02 the horse bit has me DYING
0:13 yumi screams always remind me of the goat screaming
That's because Yumi's the goat. I'll let you choose what I mean by this.
@@alisona.4166Gayest on all tables?
I love that Kryoz misunderstood at first and likely doesn't know about the results from the previous "would you rather" session
*YET* he still chose the one where he gets to keep his legs
“Hey grizzy, slavery, remember that?” Nahhhh 😂😂😂
"you know Owen?"
"OWEN FOUR!!!!!" 😂
it aint a new discovery lmfao
@@Heroo01 new for me fuck of x'D
Never realized how much Dracula sounds like Joe Biden
Each session gets worse and worse and we love it. That’s the content we live for
"no way someone in the 1500's was like gimme those things" LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ANCIENT EGYPT AND GREECE (in reference to foot fetishism)
You telling me ancient Greece and Egypt were pro toe suckers?
Yumi was out of his meds in this session LMAO
Now I want a full unedited grizzy reaction to Dracula Flow 1-4.
"Im here to fight you, Bob and Vageener" said Buuty (futhan absorbed)
4:28 I love Dracula Flow so fucken much. It’s so random but so fucken hysterical
20:34 we got head trauma return!!!
the editing in this video is great, i’d love more videos like this
that would you rather at the beginning is the exact thing the goons and yumi had in a halo infinite video a while back
Blargs idiotic questions and Johns commitmit to the bit is a recipe for disaster lmao
Yumi's whole "step on my floor nuts" thing fucking happened. That weird ass cat in the hat movie, the cat turns itself into a carpet and some woman stamps her cigarettes out on his "crotch"
That was Yumi
@@Archangels_righthandboi Ahh fuck, I'm new to blarg's channel.
@@loglog7 Nah it fine, when Dooo comes in and I see your name here imma see if you can identify doofus
blarg screaming help might be the funniest bit he's done
You know what, fuck it, Sign Gang 🗣️
Cumwall Feetfinder is a great DnD name.
When egg log session
egg log session was literally the video right before this one
🤓 👆@@azzindril813
Egg long*
@@eins2001 it's egg log
Log tart
6:55 bro is straight jorkin those groan tubes
Blarg u make my day.. keep up the awsome work and never change
Keep it up
Keep it up
11:18 I just took a bong rip this scared ts outta me
Lmfaoo the fact the subtitles say KRILL yourself was enough to make me laugh 😅
I'm fucking crying at work over the horse bit
Did anyone else here the "boooooo you suck" sound at 10:39 and be reminded of old Vanoss videos
hear
3:50
Didn't know Blarg's pilot friend lived with Yumi.
Thank you Blarg. Had a really shit day today, now I'm laughing harder than I ever have before
That groan tube whatever it's called is so immature but so damn funny and fun at the same time depending on how you use that annoying weapon lol.
I've not laughed that much in a while thanks bro for what you do
3:51 "Unintelligble"
I understood it perfectly
john and matt are like, an extremely funny duo 😭😭
7:31 caught me so off gard I was falling asleep before i head it😭😭
Can we just acknowledge that Blarg is the only guy that can make a fryer at the end of a video *cool*😂
19:38
Don’t think I didn’t hear you, ya Canadian.
Title holds up
Was absolutely dying throughout the whole video 😂
I love how Matt is always spectating
Wukini reminds me of “Utinni” said by the Jawas in StarWars.
I wanna say thank you blarg you always make my day better especially this past week I been watching your videos over and over thank you and you keep being you
"My Body Is A Fidget Spinner" -A wise woman named Ash
13:34 Why did he still sound like he was rapping on beat tho XD
You guys always have funny Siege sessions now matter how long ago they were funny or not.
20:28 I can listen to Smii7y sing all day
soup not being here made blarg amp it all the way up
would you rather have a sign that doubles in size each day or dinner with a pair of legs
Who would choose the sign?
Gain a object that keeps growing, eventually becoming a massive burden, or just eat dinner with some legs? Pretty easy choice lol
I'm imagining a candlelit steak dinner, you take a sip of wine and look up. It's just a pair of legs sitting across from you
i rather jayz legs double in size every dinner
Best video in years man laugh so hard 😂😂
Damn, never saw Blarg break this bad since the Missing Crab Incident
I feel like the mainstream has found goons humor of saying the most brain haemorrhaging shit in the form of dracula flow
Losing my legs even 3 years later is the only sane choice
I zoned out on my phone and the first thing I cut back to is this 4:03 Im very confused how we got here.
Bro EVERY session is funny AF!!!
Oh my god, is that the legendary one and only bonkripper?
18:10 I was the one that watched that video at 6am.😂
im glad to see more Seige from Blarg
Maaan 2018 siege really did hit differently🥲
Slavery
This was all this year
@@Sten05read it again and get back to me...
My parents loved this so much they enlisted me in the marine corps
This group goes hard for some reason
I love it
I see the brain decay was in full effect during this session
6:20 What are those things making that noise? I want one lmao
groan tubes
I need to wake up from this fever dream, man...
Today's lesson: Gout
Gout is a condition, not a disease, contracted from extensive dehydration coupled with excessive salt consumption, where the high amounts of salt cause it to start crystallizing inside your muscle fibers, shredding them, embedding sharp crystals within them, and simultaneously quite literally rubbing salt in the wound with every movement the affected areas make. Gout sucks, as nature turns you into living human jerky, don't contract gout.
This is why helpful friendly TH-cam commenters are always reminding you to drink more water; proper hydration is the easiest way to avoid contracting gout. Sodas and Gatorade aren't good choices because they're also dumping a ton of salt in you with the water in them. Maybe go and get yourself a glass.
based off this logic i contracted gout sometime in the 1800s...
please tweet your gout to the goons
Yaayayyayayyayayayyayayyayayyay another siege session!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
I refuse to believe these are all grown ass men in their mid twenties 😂
All I can think now is vegeena used final flash 😂😂😂😂
Yea blarg coming thru with another banger again 😂😂😂😂
I’m so excited for Smittys POV next month!
WOOO new blarg video!!!
My daily brainrot sesh has begun. Thank you blarg
I love watching Blarg & loosing my brain cells
I just choked on my dinner 😂
Id prefer the sign cause theoretically if i got used to it could just sleep 9 to 5 while some dude spins me around and i get payed for doing nothing, seems like a good deal
This human sign is pretty crazy
2 seige videos in a row🥲 I love you blarg
34 years of 3D graphics and they don't know how to make a fox
This video reminds me of the frog bucket days
Man them Dracula flow blud
blarg tongue punching the puddin cup
Blarg is still trying to get someone to say no legs.
I feel like im losing brain cells? Love it
OMG its Blerg
Yep definitely feels like 2018 siege days again
I FUCKING KNEW IT AT 7:30 I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THAT JOKE I CALLED IT OMFG
I live for these types of videos.
The depression needed this one
3:36 17:29
I love this song.
I must've missed something cuz I've no idea what dragula flow is lmao
Plow my driveway and cover it in your hot sticky asphalt blarg friend sir.
Mf tonguing that yogurt tube like SpongeBob with the ice cream cone
does being a spinning sign pay well
haven't cried laughing in a while before this shitshow
ITYSL reference I was not ready for
the intro is the first time ive seen any of these idiots plant the bomb
did you not realize who it was planting?? yumi is the only one here that knows how to play the game
I dont think a good salvia trip exists yummy… lmao
Dude looks like TBNRfrags 😂
Imagine not knowing the Dracula Flow guy and thinking it’s just ai Biden…