I just realized how incredibly patient The Entity is. It’s the most laid back supernatural killer ever. It just strolls along everywhere. Do you think it admires the turning of the leaves or pets a dog every once in a while?
Compared to most monsters I will agree that it seems so chill I mean you whould think that a demon that is based on killing people that has a bad record on sexual relationships whould probably be I don’t know somewhat more aggressive then walking at the same speed
It doesn't like its job, so it slacks off a lot. Recall at the beginning, it was hanging out in the theater, NOT walking toward Jay's date. I figure it was there for the show.
Wow, I am most impressed that the film makers actually used real locations and timelines that allowed the entity to consistently travel 3mph throughout the film! What attention to detail!!
I remember putting this movie on for my family thinking it was just another scary movie. Well it wasnt JUST another scary movie. And things got awkward fast.
You gotta admit, it would still be very terrifying laying in your bed, knowing that a dangerous entity is slowly moving towards you at all times and there is a limited amount of time you can stay at home until you are not safe anymore.
Alternative: Become a flight attendant. As long as the entity doesn’t get on the plane with you, no matter where you go, you will always be a step ahead.
I didn't like the character writing, but I definitely enjoyed the "creep" factor and decisions the creators made. Examples such as that giant tall dude walking in a bedroom hallway...Or even stuff like an old lady dressed as if from a mental ward, walking towards you out in the open with a limp. Another example I really liked was when the entity stops slamming on the door to its target, takes a moment to look at the person whos next in line on the list, before going back to slamming on the door. As if it was a nod to "yeah, you're next. I see you. Wait there a minute". Stuff like that is all very well done, and does a great job for its creepyness. It doesn't rely on jumpscares to make you anxious. One of the better horror movies of the past decade for sure.
Imagine your alarm doesn't ring one day and the entity, as always for the past year shows up at your house expecting you to be leaving and it just sees you sleeping calmly. I would be so confused
The most clever thing about this is that when you eventually pass away, ideally at old age, there would be few, if any, of the previous curse-bearers left alive. One end of the chain would be you, but you might be the other end as well. In just one lifetime, by performing this method flawlessly, the entity would hopefully cease to exist along with the chain of sexual encounters. Also, as the entity can be temporarily wounded, it is tempting to just run it through a wood chipper and see how long it takes to regenerate. Might give you a few extra hours in a pinch.
I thought of this too, but there are plenty of other people having one night stands, so new chains are bound to pop up. Also (I've never seen the movie....), are there multiple entities? Or just one and the main protagonist just happens to be the unlucky pick. Cause I'd bet tons of people are having one night stands all the time XD
My biggest concern is the speed assumption. The Entity is sentient (often terrorizing it's mark). After experiencing the scheduled method of managing it, it could change its strategy. For example, it could walk extremely slowly towards you. Suppose it could reduce it's pace to a snails crawl (still moving towards you), then the calculations fall apart and it gets closer to you than your model predicts. If the entity times it correctly, it shows up when you're sleeping. There is evidence in the movie that it can change its speed. Specifically, when the entity gets on the roof and watches the protagonist run away.
Yeah it's not a constant, it frequently slows down or even stops just for what seems to be its own amusement. It just never moves any faster than a walk
@@saaarrj and as the movie goes on you learn they're not hard rules set in stone because it sits still at times. At the pool it even stops in place to think things through and starts throwing things into the pool to try to lure its target out
If this happens, just turn it into a reality TV series. The proceeds would fund increasingly elaborate schemes to evade, trap or destroy the creature. When you want to retire, pass the franchise on to a new lead actor, kind of like Dr Who.
@@Uahmedtahaalnady If it can magically know where you are at all times and the fastest walking route to get there, I'd presume it could tell the difference between you and a dummy.
I wonder what would happen if the currently cursed person manages to outlive (due to old age maybe?) all the previously " infected" people, leaving the std ghost with no "prey", would it then cease to exist after the final person dies before transmiting it to someone new? I think that would be a way to fully beat the curse ^^
The demon itself is supposed to be the metaphor for STD. if you’re the only person in the world to get one train STD, and live the rest of your life sexless, yeah that strain of STD dies forever.
MatPat: "When Jay see's the entity at the Northville psychiatric hospital" Me living close to the hospital near Taft Rd "well I'm never going near there again"
it's on Haggerty Rd in Livonia, The most popular thing about Schoolcraft is it's dual enrollment with allows high schools to take college courses and get both highschool and college credit. honestly writing this reply, I think I'm being a little too preachy.
So at one point in the movie, they show the creature standing on a roof of a building and watching the protagonist drive off. Which shows that it CAN stop walking and that it's willing to climb buildings. Wouldn't this throw a wrench in the plans since we can't really account for how long it would take to climb a building, how many buildings it's climbing, and when it decides to just stop and watch the victim at any given moment?
@@jruler93 not necessarily, as it may take more or less time than 12 hours to make the commute, meaning you have less time at one of your destinations than you thought. Also it could make it inconsistent
technically, something matpat didnt factor in would be pit stops, the need for food, water, and bathroom breaks. of course these wouldnt take too long, but it still would have an affect
Yes because it is invisible and so could just walk on the plane with you. Not sure if the Director mentioned it could actually track down what city your going to, find a flight to the same city, board that plane, etc.
@@almightykue3914 Yea, that sounds plausible for it. I feel like there's alot of movement on the plane though, mostly attendants. Maybe hiding with the cargo? Edit:That's assuming it goes on another flight to catch up to one you'd likely already have taken
Two things: 1. Getting an injectable tracker (like the type used for animals) and having a friend inject it into the Entity while you keep it's attention and direct them would take all of the guess work out of this. The main benefit to that is that you would then always be able to see EXACTLY where the Entity is. On top of that, it completely removes the guess works and margin for error, so you won't end up being blindsided one day because you messed up the math. 2. I love MatPat, but he seems to be ignoring one of the rules of the Entity here: it always walks in a straight line directly to you. It never follows roads, paths, or anything of the sort, but simply walks in the direction where it can feel you, only changing course to go around objects. This is good because it means that hills, buildings, and the like can very much slow it down, but also very bad because it makes it more unpredictable. You would have to figure out the exact path it would take from where you were previously, where it would run into obstacles, how long it would take to get around those obstacles, and plenty of other things as well. This is simply too many variables to keep track of. I honestly think that this is a very nice and simple solution, but one that will fail eventually due to simply not being able to predict things accurately every time. Not to mention that a single off day where you mess up one calculation (once you are used to the Entity enough to not worry enough to calculate things multiple times), and you are completely screwed. I think that putting a tracker in or on the Entity, and then monitoring it remotely is the best, and safest solution. Humans are way to flawed creatures for MatPat's system to work indefinitely after all
We don't know if it's skin can be pierced, you could try a sticking tracker but we also don't know if it can just get rid of it. It doesn't behave or resemble a normal human being in any way.
@@bougiereaper It may not be perfect, but its testable. it appears that one can be vigilant enough to track the creature whilst awake and looking so that can be used to see if the tracker is still on it. The only question being if its intelligent in a way that would make it not take it off immediately to get your guard down.
The entity cannot fly or phase through walls. If you can make or buy a airship that is self sustainable (like having a rain catchment system and a small farm while also keeping a hydrogen generator and solar panels with a battery operational) you could be out of reach for a while but if you need to go somewhere for a good reason you could powerup the engine to get their fast enough for you to do what you need to do and reach the airship before the entity gets there, if you have time before the entity gets there grab some extra supplies.
@@christhis9597the concept when main hero s motives are unknown is boring i guess. As I read the comment first thing that came in my mind is "Memento" movie. But main character s motivation is explained in it.
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One thing I wonder about is if the monster transfers from parent to child? If so then there's no easy way to stop it, but if not then living a long life away from the entity is the best way to extinguish it forever.
Here's how to get rid of the entity for good: share it online. Share everything about it online. Videos, pics, stories. After a while, it's gone. Where did it go? I'll give you a clue. *Secure, Contain, Protect.*
I know its a bit overused, but what if we somehow make its target 682, we could lock them into perpetual conflict forever, assuming they are both within 682's containment environment together
@James Bissett they are the foundation, knowing that, and knowing *them* , it is fairly likely that they would try something of that sort in due time. the safest way of doing so would probably be to use some other SCP by first passing the entity onto it, and then transporting said SCP into 682's containment, I haven't browsed there for a long time, but it wouldn't be a far cry to assume a capable entity with resistance to the materials in 682's containment, and there appears to be a concerning amount of SCPs that have the effect of increasing sexual drive in series 3 alone (checking it now) I'm sorry for giving you this information, I truly do apologize
The biggest advantage you have is that the entity is physical and would be easily provable to those unaffected. Instead of going at this alone, you would have hordes of people coming up with various plans to get rid of it and without a doubt government powers would get involved. Collective manpower could find the curse's origin and find out how to break it, or if not, make life with the entity a livable one.
Idea: Mass orgies so everyone can see it, and everyone has a smg to obliterate the creature whenever it appears. Though that would spread std's plus have gun safety issues. People could also have a sign to prove they aren't the entity, like a special scarf or a question that would be asked before a timely mass-gun line execution. They could also theoreticly contain it underground in a special facility.
Except it's at least of human intelligence. It knows to break through fragile barriers like glass or wood. It knows to take on forms that allow it to go through smaller openings and refused to go after a victim because it realized a trap was set, and instead started flinging stuff at the victim to make it leave.
Remember, these rules are just the protags hookup at the beginning of the movie observations and intuition. They could be incorrect, not have enough information, or just lying.
@@geraltmoth1908 I think it depends on exactly what info The Creature actually has. Does it know both the direction you are relative to itself AND how far you are or does it just know your direction? Also does it have the ability to notice and remember that you travel between the same two points every day, say work and home? Also what are the rules binding it? Is it required to follow you, or can it ambush you? Remember this seems to be a supernatural creature, who knows what it's bound to obey. This means, at best it can only follow you because all it's aware of is what direction you are relative to it At worst, it knows not just your direction, but distance from it and can notice if you frequently travel to certain locations and can delibrately not just detour from a straight path ( say it knows to board a ship versus walk along the sea bed) but is allowed to travel to a location it knows you'll likely be, even if it's not the direction you're located at.
That isn't the only way to beat the monster, it isn't even a particularly good way. The thing is susceptible to kinetic energy and stopped by barriers. Keeping it off its feet by shooting it with a shotgun long enough to trap it in a cage wouldn't be so difficult. Once it is trapped, you can live your life without ever having to worry about math. Maybe burying that cage in some cement would help relieve the "what if" factor.
honestly, he wouldn't have to be caged forever. just long enough for all the curse subjects to die out. but let's be honest teens like to go around town like rats
I hear what you're saying Matpat, the perfect job for this curse is to become airline stewards. Quite possibly would never even know there was a curse if you don't take any stay-cations
Isn't it a bit unreasonable to assume the entity would use the side walk EVERY time? I'm pretty sure it would most likely cut through a forest, park, or whatever else.
That’s why still plan your safe distance taking that into consideration. It’s obviously not gonna stop for red lights, construction work, a fence blocking the road, etc. So plan your distance farther than the safe distance if that makes sense.
Yeah, It's shown in the movie to walk a straight line. Or more accurately, the path of least resistance. It'll skip a sidewalk if the field is easy to walk on. But thick brush it takes the trail or road.
I scrolled too much for this! The entity probably don't follow your path (taking the same road where you were driving) but get to you in a straight line. I would drive a kilometer in a straight line and measure how much time it took for the entity...now wherever I go I would measure a straight line between the two locations and calculate with that.
I would love a spoof of this movie where it is from the monster's perspective using the ideas from this video. I can just hear the audible frustration from the creature, where it is just two steps away from the plane the target is boarding just for it to take off.
The only drawback is that scheduling would be out of your hands thus you lose the option to track the entity. You could be criscrossing the country easily only to have the entity sneak up on you during a rest period or layover somewhere in the middle. Otherwise, this can work.
what matpat isn't taking into account is that it doesn't travel the distance or route you travelled. It always takes the straight route from where you currently ARE
@@jolenemathews As a rule roads are not straight. and as pointed out in the vid it won't walk through walls, or fences, or doors. It will break things, but generally these would be uncontrollable variables in your calculations. It could be predictable given time and data. but Matpats solution relies on a 19 year old being able to afford this burden while existing in a world functionally identical to our own.
@@sofakingcool1555 dont trackers exist. just pop one on it, and paint it blue. record a video of it in a populated area and have others see it as well.
@@jolenemathews if you have studied 8th grade maths or physics, then you would know that what matpat is talking about distance while the entity takes displacement. in the video all the examples of routes used are not straight. and there is no way there is a completely straight route anywhere from your house to your job
no, the best solution would be put a GPS tracker on it with an alarm but suppose this doesn't work for whatever reason, next is to make a support group with people who can see the entity(and maybe some that cant to confirm) with enough people you simply take shifts of two people and just follow it, with 60+ people each of them only have to give up at most a day a month stalking it which is nothing. Also if you can pass it on to a previous person that would be great so they can take a break from being chased which would be psychologically exhausting.
Can't you just dig a hole somewhere (in ur garden or something), get that motherfricker in side the hole and then pour in quick setting concrete and then secure that sh*t.
There's one rebuttal to the money issue: The military, especially one like the USA's would be very very very interested in a near invincible, near invisible, relentless killing machine.
@@santacatarinaball7091 Go to a recruitment center or training camp or the like, explain the situation, get captured and used as a labrat until the bigwigs figure out how to weaponize the curse. ...? Profit?
@@sunname6252 The military absolutely would protect you and use you or have you intentionally pass it onto an agent so they can use it for assassinations. The only tough part would be proving it exists as It'd essentially have to be right there while your explaining it.
This would actually make for a cool sequel. Someone that gets It to follow them becomes so driven to *beat* It. They decide that they will become rich, rich enough to pay for the massive amount of travel and also with a lifestyle that can explain the constant travel. They also become nearly OCD with patterns and time. Part of the movie could focus on how they've been effect psychologically by this whole thing. One scene where they're in travel and get caught in some traffic. They start to become so panicked and those around don't know why. The fear of becoming incarcerated for them would be a death sentence even for 1 night in jail.
H-How would that even be a movie? How do you make a full feature film of a least 75 minutes? The most you could get is like a half-hour short at the longest. I mean cool concept but it wouldn't make for the best movie.
A film about a guy dealing with heavy psychological stress is a good idea but really hard to execute. It works best in shorter films. Good in concept but if it's just following a guy who's undergoing heavy psychological stress like that then it's been done.
The problem is that as soon as the entity realises your plan, it can just stop and wait for you at your work or house. It's slow, not stupid. In the movie it does stop or go slower than walking, it's just that walking is the max speed.... So ya, good luck with surviving that one... But the thing is, I don't feel love so I'm safe from getting it! 😜
I've never seen a movie capture the feeling of being in a nightmare better than this. Especially that scene with the tall guy. It's so offputting and dreamlike. I also like how this movie doesn't try to "look scary" to be scary. The lighting and the color tones are normal, calm and neutral, it looks just like real life, and there is little gore at all. The scariness comes from the soundtrack and the feeling of paranoia alone which is incredible imo.
What do you mean little gore? From the IMDB description there is a girl whose leg is literally inside out, twisted wrong and bones sticking out. Is that not the definition of gore? There is another instance where a girls leg is twisted and her foot is missing. If that's not gore, I don't know what is. Bits that should be inside being outside is the gist of gore.
im not satifyed with mearly avoid it it, i want it, i want its flesh for study, both its increaced strength its healing properties, and its invisable ability... i would make sure the creature was proprly utilized by the goverment, it would be my pleasure to help capture it.... im a transhumanist, i want nothing more than the improvment and accension of mankind and the lifeforms close to us, like dogs.
For once I am not scared by a horror movie because I have zero chance of ever catching that curse so any fear from the concept feels irrelevant to me :,)
I could imagine the containment procedure would be something like making D-class personal bang with multiple witnesses to make sure the curse has passed on.
So... If this entity can't walk through walls and can't fly, is strong but not so strong as to just plow through buildings, I think you could just trap it indefinitely. You could use this method to track it and put a whole lot of distance between you, then set up a trap, like say find a really deep hole that can't easily be climbed out of, and hang over top of it, like from a rope or something, and have some of your fellow cursed buddies help push it in, then seal off the hole.
What if? Somebody makes the ultimate sacrifice? They become the latest target of the entity, then get frozen to the point they’re technically still alive and then launched into orbit? You could do this a criminal on death row or something and the problem goes away.
Way’s to beat the entity (sponsored by the lovely comment section): 1. Marry the person you did it with 2. Never do it 3. Become a cross country trucker (person who drive commercial trucks carrying supplies of food) 4. Do what matpat suggested 5. Trap it in wet concrete with the help of friends 6. Trap the entity in a cage These were all suggested in the comment section, so now you have a list of options.
Number one wouldn't work because like he said it's like an STD. I mean sure you can pass it between each other but there's no real reason to marry them.
Small addition that you'd want the distance between work and home to be as the crow flies, it isn't likely the entity would be following along the same roads you're taking, it would probably cut through yards and fields and the like, and you may want to give yourself an extra hour or so before changing routes in case you have to stay at work longer than your scheduled shift
Friend : ''Haha, I set your alarm late as a prank!'' Me : ''Oh no!'' Friend : ''What? It's the weekend.'' Me : **Is violently murdered by an invisible entity**
>Earn money with the job >Go on a trip to Dubai and stay in the burj khalifa hotel >Wait for the entity to arrive >Go to the top floor and prepare to use the edge walk thingy >wait for the entity to get there aswell via stairs >As the entity is a literal inch from u, grab it,push yourself from the edge abit and throw the entity off the top.
The entity could probably find out your schedule eventually and try to outsmart you. It knows how to throws things through windows, so I doubt it’s that stupid. Not as easy as you said it would be. You could possibly trap it in wet concrete with help of friends.
thats what ive been saying exept u could do that whith a trap like make it fall in a hole anddrap a concrete slab on it and then cover it in wet concrete#3000 iq gang
@@xadielplasencia3674 It does display that type of intelligence. When chasing the main character it refuses to go into a pool because it suspected a trap. However, being a supernatural entiry, it might be bound by rules regardless of its intelligence, and the rules seem to say it can only follow, not out maneuver.
The problem with the endless commuting plan is going tae be random issues. A car accident that traps you, slipping on ice and breaking a limb, or even getting sick. The endless commuting plan isn't a solution but rather a delaying tactic. And that Entity only needs tae win once.
_Alternative idea:_ *buy paintball gun, go to police station, wait for entity, once it comes start shooting it and after its full of paint pull out your phone and start recording as the police trys to catch it. Once the media catches on it, it will be on every news channel. Military will catch the monster then.....hopefully*
Not an original idea (I'm pretty sure). But still, why is nobody suggestimg just reporting to the police. It's not difficult at all to get proof that "It" exists. You don't need money to get police or the military involved in this. This "entity" is the easiest thing to get rid of. P.S. I would honestly want this thing to follow me, it's alot of interesting press. Just think about it, "Man discovers real magical demon murderer."
I am starting to feel almost sorry for this creature. Imagine constantly chasing a goal, only for it to move the moment you get to it. Can murdering entities have mental breakdowns?
A theory: the entity actually exist in real life, and someone give it to Elon Musk, and to get rid of it, he indeed launch it into space.... And i think we can all guess what was inside that "empty" astronaut suit....
@@thevoiceinyourhead7215 it doesn't work here bc it isn't stuck in any form of stasis... it's like you deserve a wooosh for not understanding how ur own joke works, but this isn't how a wooosh works, sooo I'll refrain from typing down such a stupid subreddit.
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The Proclaimers: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more-
Vanessa Carlton: I'd walk a thousand miles-
The Entity: hold my beer
Well played.
“Beat me by one second” - Tony Stark
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@@Doogie95 wow noce
I just realized how incredibly patient The Entity is. It’s the most laid back supernatural killer ever. It just strolls along everywhere. Do you think it admires the turning of the leaves or pets a dog every once in a while?
My head cannon is it does
Compared to most monsters I will agree that it seems so chill I mean you whould think that a demon that is based on killing people that has a bad record on sexual relationships whould probably be I don’t know somewhat more aggressive then walking at the same speed
It doesn't like its job, so it slacks off a lot. Recall at the beginning, it was hanging out in the theater, NOT walking toward Jay's date. I figure it was there for the show.
I hope so
I want to see a horror movie of a Killer like that now. Just a killer who looks chill to everyone else, but never fully stops pursuing you.
Wow, I am most impressed that the film makers actually used real locations and timelines that allowed the entity to consistently travel 3mph throughout the film! What attention to detail!!
is this sarcasm or no LMAOOOOOO
@@killeramphibians wha
It's per average
Lol. They didn’t …it’s speed was averaged over the whole movie .
Theres also a bunch of assumptions made because whilst we know the distances we dont know the amount of time passed exactly, just approximately
I remember putting this movie on for my family thinking it was just another scary movie.
Well it wasnt JUST another scary movie.
And things got awkward fast.
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You gotta admit, it would still be very terrifying laying in your bed, knowing that a dangerous entity is slowly moving towards you at all times and there is a limited amount of time you can stay at home until you are not safe anymore.
So basically living a day in any hood in America
@@PapiNotDaddy only if you own a PS5
@@Speed-TV that's why my boy has a crib full of straps , he's got p5 for the low for sale
Truly terrifying thought. There's no way I could live knowing that. How tf could you even sleep?
agreed
Legit, I constantly think of that movie more than I should.
Oh wow it's you
Same here
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Spray it with spray-paint and show it to people
Seeing you just awakened a distant memory I didn’t know I still had
The fact that It walks makes it so much creepier. I mean if it was constantly running at you, that’s also creepy.. but somehow not as much
less creepy more deadly
Ikr. It doesn't need to run because it always know where you are and that scares ne.
If it was running at you you wouldn't have time to be creeped out. The slow walk lets the horror set in more than a simple fight or flight response.
It walking suggests that its not in a rush
Be worse if it were crawling.
“It won’t be an exciting life, but it will be an alive life”
- Matpat, 2020
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I'd rather just have an exiting life, just yeet me off this plane of existence.
Alternative: Become a flight attendant. As long as the entity doesn’t get on the plane with you, no matter where you go, you will always be a step ahead.
it just strolls through the ocean XD
i feel like the solution is just be asexual. you can never get the curse therefore you never get hurt
@@amalnation4021 My cup of tea right here
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All fun and games until a flight gets delayed for 6 hours and the entity catches you
This film is literally that theoretical problem where you're immortal until an immortal snail catches up to you.
I thought I was the only one who thought of that.
I was just about to comment the same thing lol, good to know I’m not original.
Nothing in the original post says the snail is trying to touch you. Also it's still a snail no matter how intelligent. It can't build anything.
I have never heard of that theoretical problem lol
could you not just place a box over the snail and trap it forever
I didn’t know this movie existed, which is strange, because it was practically filmed in my backyard.
I don't usually watch indie films, but goddamn, it was great.
I didn't like the character writing, but I definitely enjoyed the "creep" factor and decisions the creators made. Examples such as that giant tall dude walking in a bedroom hallway...Or even stuff like an old lady dressed as if from a mental ward, walking towards you out in the open with a limp. Another example I really liked was when the entity stops slamming on the door to its target, takes a moment to look at the person whos next in line on the list, before going back to slamming on the door. As if it was a nod to "yeah, you're next. I see you. Wait there a minute".
Stuff like that is all very well done, and does a great job for its creepyness. It doesn't rely on jumpscares to make you anxious. One of the better horror movies of the past decade for sure.
It’s great. A real family friendly film.
Is it bad that the main reason I liked your comment is because you have coffee in your name
It's the only movie that managed to freak me out a little as an adult. I'd definitely recommend watching it.
Everyone gangster until it learns to use public transport.
Credit card: *Declines*
Transporter: We are back to where we were.
Jokes on you. There is no public transport in detroit
@@darkhobo there is uh..the people's detroitian front drive-by transporting service.
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Imagine your alarm doesn't ring one day and the entity, as always for the past year shows up at your house expecting you to be leaving and it just sees you sleeping calmly. I would be so confused
Mattpat: It's not realistic. It requires alot of planning-
I think Matt just low-key roasted his main demographic
@Ba Paoi let your work speak for itself. You seem cool tho
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The most clever thing about this is that when you eventually pass away, ideally at old age, there would be few, if any, of the previous curse-bearers left alive. One end of the chain would be you, but you might be the other end as well. In just one lifetime, by performing this method flawlessly, the entity would hopefully cease to exist along with the chain of sexual encounters.
Also, as the entity can be temporarily wounded, it is tempting to just run it through a wood chipper and see how long it takes to regenerate. Might give you a few extra hours in a pinch.
I'm not dating till I'm 90
Amazing.
Also i'm never dati-
Nevermind
I thought of this too, but there are plenty of other people having one night stands, so new chains are bound to pop up. Also (I've never seen the movie....), are there multiple entities? Or just one and the main protagonist just happens to be the unlucky pick. Cause I'd bet tons of people are having one night stands all the time XD
My biggest concern is the speed assumption. The Entity is sentient (often terrorizing it's mark). After experiencing the scheduled method of managing it, it could change its strategy. For example, it could walk extremely slowly towards you. Suppose it could reduce it's pace to a snails crawl (still moving towards you), then the calculations fall apart and it gets closer to you than your model predicts. If the entity times it correctly, it shows up when you're sleeping. There is evidence in the movie that it can change its speed. Specifically, when the entity gets on the roof and watches the protagonist run away.
Yeah it's not a constant, it frequently slows down or even stops just for what seems to be its own amusement. It just never moves any faster than a walk
Or it could just camp at your hosuse
They explained why this wouldn’t work at the beginning: “it’s slow, but it’s not dumb”
They established It's rules early on, and imply it doesnt change
@@saaarrj and as the movie goes on you learn they're not hard rules set in stone because it sits still at times. At the pool it even stops in place to think things through and starts throwing things into the pool to try to lure its target out
If this happens, just turn it into a reality TV series. The proceeds would fund increasingly elaborate schemes to evade, trap or destroy the creature. When you want to retire, pass the franchise on to a new lead actor, kind of like Dr Who.
that deserves way more likes
Definitely
But nobody can see it but you, so they’d think you’re insane.
@@kitkat1129 paintball gun
You can easily prove its existence@@kitkat1129
"Living with *sexually transmitted demonic curse* can be a hassle."
Cracked me up. XD
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What are these replies lmao
According to Matpat dealing with STDCs are super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This thing on a segway would make the whole film a lot more horrifying.
Stairs
LMAO IMAGINE AN OLD LADY CHASING YOU ON A SEGWAY
*Matpat creates a way to survive*
Quarantine: I am about to ruin this mans whole career
entrap the entity in a abig transparent ball inside a room with a dummy looks like you (endless fake walk for him)
Or you could take a plane and fly overseas or stay in the air forever in like a zeplin or something it’s not like the entity can fly
@@Uahmedtahaalnady If it can magically know where you are at all times and the fastest walking route to get there, I'd presume it could tell the difference between you and a dummy.
What happens if you destroy the body does he just regenerate from dark void or something
His career of Life😂
I wonder what would happen if the currently cursed person manages to outlive (due to old age maybe?) all the previously " infected" people, leaving the std ghost with no "prey", would it then cease to exist after the final person dies before transmiting it to someone new? I think that would be a way to fully beat the curse ^^
Yeah, that’s what I was wondering
Technically it should, but I wonder if it would consider other people somebody slept with after passing on the curse to someone else.
The demon itself is supposed to be the metaphor for STD. if you’re the only person in the world to get one train STD, and live the rest of your life sexless, yeah that strain of STD dies forever.
Yes! That’s my theory as well. Self sacrifice is the only way to truly beat it.
MatPat: "When Jay see's the entity at the Northville psychiatric hospital"
Me living close to the hospital near Taft Rd "well I'm never going near there again"
Wait you live near there that really cool
Again😥?
yes, in fact I play hockey at the Novi Ice Arena and I go to Schoolcraft in Livonia for community college
@Parth what do you mean imagine if you lived right next to where a movie like IT was made
it's on Haggerty Rd in Livonia, The most popular thing about Schoolcraft is it's dual enrollment with allows high schools to take college courses and get both highschool and college credit. honestly writing this reply, I think I'm being a little too preachy.
Everybody all worried about the protagonists but that poor demon is doomed to very slowly exercise for all eternity.
very sad
*me when my parents tell me to exercise* time to pace for life
Alternate lore: A spirit of someone who loved walking, that got dumped by their someone, and commited suicide unnoticed
Lol
Maybe the entity is some weird form of Sisyphus
So at one point in the movie, they show the creature standing on a roof of a building and watching the protagonist drive off. Which shows that it CAN stop walking and that it's willing to climb buildings.
Wouldn't this throw a wrench in the plans since we can't really account for how long it would take to climb a building, how many buildings it's climbing, and when it decides to just stop and watch the victim at any given moment?
Dang! Didn’t think about that. So if it knew what you were up to it could actually get you by surprise. That makes it even scarier!
I was thinking the same thing when I was watching the thing is not stupid it will Adapt to your travel and wait for you some where
Honestly, that just adds more leeway to thd schedule.
Yes! This! This comment right here!!
@@jruler93 not necessarily, as it may take more or less time than 12 hours to make the commute, meaning you have less time at one of your destinations than you thought. Also it could make it inconsistent
technically, something matpat didnt factor in would be pit stops, the need for food, water, and bathroom breaks. of course these wouldnt take too long, but it still would have an affect
Or illness. Imagine getting put in the hospital for a week for whatever reason
Not sure if anyone else has mentioned it, but the director has said it would be possible for the entity to board a plane if you travelled overseas.
Yes because it is invisible and so could just walk on the plane with you. Not sure if the Director mentioned it could actually track down what city your going to, find a flight to the same city, board that plane, etc.
@@almightykue3914 Yea, that sounds plausible for it. I feel like there's alot of movement on the plane though, mostly attendants. Maybe hiding with the cargo? Edit:That's assuming it goes on another flight to catch up to one you'd likely already have taken
guys, boutta commit Malaysia flight 370
“Michigan, the land of relentless killers”
-MatPat
Can confirm.
Yessir
@@sciencesid absolutely
@@spicychinchin6597 *_Now, why don'tcha come over here? Heehe_*
Who else wants to make a horror movie with this thread?
I’m from the Detroit area and I can confirm that this is true
Two things:
1. Getting an injectable tracker (like the type used for animals) and having a friend inject it into the Entity while you keep it's attention and direct them would take all of the guess work out of this. The main benefit to that is that you would then always be able to see EXACTLY where the Entity is. On top of that, it completely removes the guess works and margin for error, so you won't end up being blindsided one day because you messed up the math.
2. I love MatPat, but he seems to be ignoring one of the rules of the Entity here: it always walks in a straight line directly to you. It never follows roads, paths, or anything of the sort, but simply walks in the direction where it can feel you, only changing course to go around objects. This is good because it means that hills, buildings, and the like can very much slow it down, but also very bad because it makes it more unpredictable. You would have to figure out the exact path it would take from where you were previously, where it would run into obstacles, how long it would take to get around those obstacles, and plenty of other things as well. This is simply too many variables to keep track of.
I honestly think that this is a very nice and simple solution, but one that will fail eventually due to simply not being able to predict things accurately every time. Not to mention that a single off day where you mess up one calculation (once you are used to the Entity enough to not worry enough to calculate things multiple times), and you are completely screwed. I think that putting a tracker in or on the Entity, and then monitoring it remotely is the best, and safest solution. Humans are way to flawed creatures for MatPat's system to work indefinitely after all
We don't know if it's skin can be pierced, you could try a sticking tracker but we also don't know if it can just get rid of it.
It doesn't behave or resemble a normal human being in any way.
@@Viking_Raven A fair point, for sure. I was very sure of my solution at the time, but rereading it there are plenty of flaws.
@@Viking_Raven if its skin can be pierced by a bullet a needle should work
I don't quite no how trackers like that work, but wouldn't it eventually run out of battery?
@@bougiereaper It may not be perfect, but its testable. it appears that one can be vigilant enough to track the creature whilst awake and looking so that can be used to see if the tracker is still on it. The only question being if its intelligent in a way that would make it not take it off immediately to get your guard down.
The entity cannot fly or phase through walls. If you can make or buy a airship that is self sustainable (like having a rain catchment system and a small farm while also keeping a hydrogen generator and solar panels with a battery operational) you could be out of reach for a while but if you need to go somewhere for a good reason you could powerup the engine to get their fast enough for you to do what you need to do and reach the airship before the entity gets there, if you have time before the entity gets there grab some extra supplies.
I'm not a fan of horror movies, but the idea of an "STD ghost" is quite interesting.
I kinda want to watch the show ;-;
I think that makes it a STG not an STD
@@brei9073 its a movie and I highly recommend it! But I also love horror movies so I might be biased 😅
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@@xujio
no
A cool movie would be seeing someone living like this and not knowing until the end just why they are doing it.
Thats fucking brilliant
Dude, wow what a twist that would be
Then why would they live like this not knowing the reason in the first place?
@@holypowerenjoyer6059 the audience wouldnt know the reason.
@@christhis9597the concept when main hero s motives are unknown is boring i guess. As I read the comment first thing that came in my mind is "Memento" movie. But main character s motivation is explained in it.
Video idea: Film Theory or Food Theory:
Is the food in Harry Potter safe to eat?? They're cooked by unhygienic house-elves or prepared by magic. Some of the stuff they eat are alive.
And beans make them sound like a lion or burst smoke like a train! Which would change something to create such sounds
That's actually a pretty good idea for food theory
oh plz no Im not done reading the series
even though thats a really good idea
@@alexthegs2624 I didn't know if he would class it as a film theory or a food theory, so I left it on this one because I was earliest to here
@@unknown_persons Ooh thats a good idea
@@Stuartw100 the train would cause something to change
You know your in for something when the first words matpat says are “The teen pregnancy”
Imagine if the entity was real and someone had to use this plan forever and then quarantine hits and they can’t go anywhere
RIP
If the entity doesnt get u, the virus will.
Maybe Covid was the Nickname for this creature???
Not an issue. Just wear a mask. You'll be good.
@@veteranredbeard6222 WEAR YOUR MASKS PEOPLE, THEY ARE GREAT
Mattpatt: It can be slowed and bleeds.
America: *reloads*
😂💀
This has American Approval.
@@SunTzuMedia 😂💀 - Sun Tzu the art of war
@@holysmokes.7 that was clever my guy lol! Haha
Like my grandpa said if it bleeds it can die
*Seeing the entity walking towards me*
Me: Are you coming for me?
The entity: You? Pffffff sure... you wish...
Ho ho ho, then come as close as you want.
You wouldn't be seeing it. It's invisible unless you're on its hit list.
@@Poldovico Really thought he was going to do a jojo meme. Was disappointed that it was just virgin joke #3750
Oh, you are approaching me
@@visoth7791 same
One thing I wonder about is if the monster transfers from parent to child? If so then there's no easy way to stop it, but if not then living a long life away from the entity is the best way to extinguish it forever.
Here's how to get rid of the entity for good: share it online. Share everything about it online. Videos, pics, stories. After a while, it's gone. Where did it go? I'll give you a clue. *Secure, Contain, Protect.*
I know its a bit overused, but what if we somehow make its target 682, we could lock them into perpetual conflict forever, assuming they are both within 682's containment environment together
Or just do what another comment or said and make the infected class D go inside the infinite ikea.
@James Bissett they are the foundation, knowing that, and knowing *them* , it is fairly likely that they would try something of that sort in due time. the safest way of doing so would probably be to use some other SCP by first passing the entity onto it, and then transporting said SCP into 682's containment, I haven't browsed there for a long time, but it wouldn't be a far cry to assume a capable entity with resistance to the materials in 682's containment, and there appears to be a concerning amount of SCPs that have the effect of increasing sexual drive in series 3 alone (checking it now)
I'm sorry for giving you this information, I truly do apologize
EYYYY WE NEED A LOT OF D-CLASS COUPLES
Scp
The biggest advantage you have is that the entity is physical and would be easily provable to those unaffected. Instead of going at this alone, you would have hordes of people coming up with various plans to get rid of it and without a doubt government powers would get involved. Collective manpower could find the curse's origin and find out how to break it, or if not, make life with the entity a livable one.
Yeah kinda makes this theory pointless
Idea: Mass orgies so everyone can see it, and everyone has a smg to obliterate the creature whenever it appears. Though that would spread std's plus have gun safety issues. People could also have a sign to prove they aren't the entity, like a special scarf or a question that would be asked before a timely mass-gun line execution. They could also theoreticly contain it underground in a special facility.
@@arrtes6479 lol first creature of the SCP
@@arrtes6479 Or get proof it exists go to the government or something of the like/ go public with it and find out the orgin of the entity.
Its phisical but invisible for anyone except the victim
"Your next Tinder date could depend on it"
Jokes on you, I'm in a full time relationship with food.
I see you a lot in comments
Same
Food can't run, the entity will catch up to it easily and quickly
As soon as you said that matpat said that. ITS CONSPIRACY TIME
My god he’s invincible
Never saw this movie but the theory was awesome. Loved it.
Um, it has straightline pathing and doesn't walk through walls. Seems like a very easy AI to cheese.
Exactly. just put a pot on its head skyrim style XD
Except it's at least of human intelligence. It knows to break through fragile barriers like glass or wood. It knows to take on forms that allow it to go through smaller openings and refused to go after a victim because it realized a trap was set, and instead started flinging stuff at the victim to make it leave.
@@RequiemPoete Nah still easy
Remember, these rules are just the protags hookup at the beginning of the movie observations and intuition. They could be incorrect, not have enough information, or just lying.
@@geraltmoth1908 I think it depends on exactly what info The Creature actually has. Does it know both the direction you are relative to itself AND how far you are or does it just know your direction?
Also does it have the ability to notice and remember that you travel between the same two points every day, say work and home?
Also what are the rules binding it? Is it required to follow you, or can it ambush you? Remember this seems to be a supernatural creature, who knows what it's bound to obey.
This means, at best it can only follow you because all it's aware of is what direction you are relative to it
At worst, it knows not just your direction, but distance from it and can notice if you frequently travel to certain locations and can delibrately not just detour from a straight path ( say it knows to board a ship versus walk along the sea bed) but is allowed to travel to a location it knows you'll likely be, even if it's not the direction you're located at.
The entity: exists
Quagmire: "Are you challenging me?"
Deserve Not Desire I think it would be even better because he's a pilot.
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That might be a cool episode idea
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That isn't the only way to beat the monster, it isn't even a particularly good way. The thing is susceptible to kinetic energy and stopped by barriers. Keeping it off its feet by shooting it with a shotgun long enough to trap it in a cage wouldn't be so difficult. Once it is trapped, you can live your life without ever having to worry about math. Maybe burying that cage in some cement would help relieve the "what if" factor.
honestly, he wouldn't have to be caged forever. just long enough for all the curse subjects to die out. but let's be honest teens like to go around town like rats
yes, I have plenty of time to do this, while this entity follows me I totally a have enough time to made a hole big enough to cage it
@@liliecoffey8846 have someone else do it.
Or... you could just use paint and alert it to the authorities and let scientist figure out how to dispose of it.
I remember when I was a teen and had money for a human sized cage, shotgun, and was a Olympian hole digger.
I hear what you're saying Matpat, the perfect job for this curse is to become airline stewards. Quite possibly would never even know there was a curse if you don't take any stay-cations
Isn't it a bit unreasonable to assume the entity would use the side walk EVERY time? I'm pretty sure it would most likely cut through a forest, park, or whatever else.
That’s why still plan your safe distance taking that into consideration. It’s obviously not gonna stop for red lights, construction work, a fence blocking the road, etc. So plan your distance farther than the safe distance if that makes sense.
Yeah, It's shown in the movie to walk a straight line. Or more accurately, the path of least resistance. It'll skip a sidewalk if the field is easy to walk on. But thick brush it takes the trail or road.
I scrolled too much for this! The entity probably don't follow your path (taking the same road where you were driving) but get to you in a straight line. I would drive a kilometer in a straight line and measure how much time it took for the entity...now wherever I go I would measure a straight line between the two locations and calculate with that.
"How do you outrun the physical manifestation of your relationshp mistakes?" this is the best line I heard so far.
I would love a spoof of this movie where it is from the monster's perspective using the ideas from this video.
I can just hear the audible frustration from the creature, where it is just two steps away from the plane the target is boarding just for it to take off.
Annoyed sigh of the monster as it starts its 15.5 day commute against
imagine somehiow the monster gets arrested, how would it escape
Students: math is useless, what does it even do?
Teachers: uhhm, jobs?
MatPat: it can save your life from a demon 😃
When your wife of 5 years starts saying some naked person you can't see is walking towards her
Oop
*son of a bi-*
It's her uncle she's having flashbacks again
@@theperson4yearsago565 nooooo 😂😂
Pftahaha has that would be awkward xD
Just become a long haul trucker. Better yet: become an international pilot.
Or a flight attendant.
International pilots return pretty soon😅
The only drawback is that scheduling would be out of your hands thus you lose the option to track the entity. You could be criscrossing the country easily only to have the entity sneak up on you during a rest period or layover somewhere in the middle.
Otherwise, this can work.
Bruh I just imagined that in one of those occasions it gets on the plane with you and you realize mid air
Or astronaut
MatPat: Manageably out run it
Me: If it bleeds, it can die...
*No No, he's got a point.*
I was thinking talk to the army, go to a secure base and they would catch it for you and keep it to study.
Its an invissible supernatural killer that took several gunshots and lived. Even tho it bleeds, it may not be able to die.
#supernaturalkillers
@@unknown_10453 if ur not on the hit list you can't see it. So the army wouldn't even be able to see it coming
@@cherrydragon3120 get some on the hit list?
0:01 Whatever happend to "Hello." "How are you?" ???
him: finds a long yet possible sollution to the entity
virgins and asexuals: done
As an asexual I approve this message
@Edward Lee Miller true
It's a full proof plan
Or just people who only build solid relationships
im ace- i enjoyed this video
I always thought the easiest solution would be to either become or pass it onto an adult film actor/actress.
Sleep with a truck driver
Only works if your beutiful
@@sphereyahya or yk kidnapping
Or someone that does weekly orgies
passing it onto a prostitute would be easier for sure
what matpat isn't taking into account is that it doesn't travel the distance or route you travelled. It always takes the straight route from where you currently ARE
If the route is straight then what's the issue?
@@jolenemathews As a rule roads are not straight. and as pointed out in the vid it won't walk through walls, or fences, or doors. It will break things, but generally these would be uncontrollable variables in your calculations. It could be predictable given time and data. but Matpats solution relies on a 19 year old being able to afford this burden while existing in a world functionally identical to our own.
@@sofakingcool1555 dont trackers exist. just pop one on it, and paint it blue. record a video of it in a populated area and have others see it as well.
@@sofakingcool1555 also it doesn’t walk through big crowds usually, so that could buy you time
@@jolenemathews if you have studied 8th grade maths or physics, then you would know that what matpat is talking about distance while the entity takes displacement. in the video all the examples of routes used are not straight. and there is no way there is a completely straight route anywhere from your house to your job
The way he pronounced Macomb is crazy 6:51
Honestly, you could probably just be a trucker and it’d be alright
Yeah but not everyone is cut out for that lol it's a good plan though pretty "entity" proof honestly
Or work on a ship. The entity will have a hard time keeping up when you are sailing between Hong Kong and Vancouver on a regular basis.
Being a pilot is the best job for this
@@cameronballz6154 it could sneak on the plane and then You’re stuck
Wait, not if you don’t go back for a few weeks
This movie is the physical embodiment of the meme Virginity is cool, Stay pure
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That’s an oversimplification of a interesting concept of a movie
Not like I have a choice :,> lol
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@@xujio give me your kneecaps
Sorry entity, as a weeb there is a 99.99% chance that I will never reproduce.
Same tho ಥ‿ಥ
Its a win but its hurt 😂
Mm yes
I would rather die by the hands of a sexually transmitted demon than stay virgin forever.
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no, the best solution would be put a GPS tracker on it with an alarm but suppose this doesn't work for whatever reason, next is to make a support group with people who can see the entity(and maybe some that cant to confirm) with enough people you simply take shifts of two people and just follow it, with 60+ people each of them only have to give up at most a day a month stalking it which is nothing. Also if you can pass it on to a previous person that would be great so they can take a break from being chased which would be psychologically exhausting.
Can't you just dig a hole somewhere (in ur garden or something), get that motherfricker in side the hole and then pour in quick setting concrete and then secure that sh*t.
いyes
the minecraft method
just build 2 blocks up and bam, he can't get you
@@arlo4639 200 iq move
@@arlo4639 nah your gonna need 12 blocks so you can trap it in a cage with only one opening
So you can make sure that its still their
There's one rebuttal to the money issue: The military, especially one like the USA's would be very very very interested in a near invincible, near invisible, relentless killing machine.
how would that work?
the soliders would frik all the world leaders
@@santacatarinaball7091 Go to a recruitment center or training camp or the like, explain the situation, get captured and used as a labrat until the bigwigs figure out how to weaponize the curse. ...? Profit?
@@sunname6252 The military absolutely would protect you and use you or have you intentionally pass it onto an agent so they can use it for assassinations. The only tough part would be proving it exists as It'd essentially have to be right there while your explaining it.
One once they are assanated the entity will go to the soil dears two what is this Russia
I like to imagine someone somewhere out there is managing this and he/she is doing all of us a favor
This thing cannot go through walls, so if you are somehow able to trap him, then he can't do much.
Right?
It can still break through pretty much anything though
@@umbreyond2118 no it cant, only things a normal human can break through
@@matthewdouglas8368 unless it takes the form of something not human
then encased it in a collapsing cave which can only be found near the mantle
@@doggamer3649 that is not implied in the movie
Imagine Your car breaking down just when ur about to leave
Run, get in some cardio
;-;
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Bike back up
@Deserve Not Desire What did the bot do?
This would actually make for a cool sequel. Someone that gets It to follow them becomes so driven to *beat* It. They decide that they will become rich, rich enough to pay for the massive amount of travel and also with a lifestyle that can explain the constant travel. They also become nearly OCD with patterns and time. Part of the movie could focus on how they've been effect psychologically by this whole thing. One scene where they're in travel and get caught in some traffic. They start to become so panicked and those around don't know why. The fear of becoming incarcerated for them would be a death sentence even for 1 night in jail.
That's a really cool idea!
I like that this takes the same setting and concept and changes the themes entirely. I'd watch that.
H-How would that even be a movie? How do you make a full feature film of a least 75 minutes? The most you could get is like a half-hour short at the longest. I mean cool concept but it wouldn't make for the best movie.
@@unfunny982 Why not? They didn't even mention anything about the plot, just some scene ideas. I think that could easily be a full-length sequel
A film about a guy dealing with heavy psychological stress is a good idea but really hard to execute. It works best in shorter films. Good in concept but if it's just following a guy who's undergoing heavy psychological stress like that then it's been done.
The problem is that as soon as the entity realises your plan, it can just stop and wait for you at your work or house. It's slow, not stupid.
In the movie it does stop or go slower than walking, it's just that walking is the max speed....
So ya, good luck with surviving that one... But the thing is, I don't feel love so I'm safe from getting it! 😜
I've never seen a movie capture the feeling of being in a nightmare better than this. Especially that scene with the tall guy. It's so offputting and dreamlike. I also like how this movie doesn't try to "look scary" to be scary. The lighting and the color tones are normal, calm and neutral, it looks just like real life, and there is little gore at all. The scariness comes from the soundtrack and the feeling of paranoia alone which is incredible imo.
Fact: That tall guy is a footballer. (I forgot his name)
What do you mean little gore? From the IMDB description there is a girl whose leg is literally inside out, twisted wrong and bones sticking out. Is that not the definition of gore?
There is another instance where a girls leg is twisted and her foot is missing.
If that's not gore, I don't know what is. Bits that should be inside being outside is the gist of gore.
That’s sooo true , I never knew people experienced the same kind of nightmares I had before watching this movie , especially that tall guy
"Michigan, a land of relentless killers"
Me, a Michigander: yup, sounds about right
Take a gaaannddderrrr o’re there
@Ba Paoi ㅤ
im not satifyed with mearly avoid it it, i want it, i want its flesh for study, both its increaced strength its healing properties, and its invisable ability... i would make sure the creature was proprly utilized by the goverment, it would be my pleasure to help capture it.... im a transhumanist, i want nothing more than the improvment and accension of mankind and the lifeforms close to us, like dogs.
Lets make that america as a whole lol~
@@cherrydragon3120 with america, what you see is what you get, we dont hide our lunicy like the other nations. :D
That plan doesnt have incredibly much margin for errors. Oversleeping or getting stuck somewhere, like in an elevator, could mean death.
an elevator would be kinda safe, its when you left it that its chancy
And its expensive. Just grab a spraycan and go to the police
@@mdb45424 that thing could totally climb down the shaft and down the safety hatch JS
For once I am not scared by a horror movie because I have zero chance of ever catching that curse so any fear from the concept feels irrelevant to me :,)
Put this guy in almost any horror movie/game and he will find a way to survive in it or beat the challenge or person trying to do him harm.
Hes smart like that but uhm would he actually survive? He could be wrong and if we use that advice we could die
@@Jenna-Demon true but he did almost beat an irl FNAF thing so anything is possible.
@@bcwgames1083 True
you should see cinema summary
@@zentdylan292 oh yeah, you bet I have.
SCP Foundation: Now this looks like a job for me
just put it in the infinite ikea
@@flamestoyershadowkill turning the ikea into a thaumiel class, love it.
I could imagine the containment procedure would be something like making D-class personal bang with multiple witnesses to make sure the curse has passed on.
@@theisjepsen22 or just lock the thing up
@@aarontheperson6867 yeah but we don't know how strong it is all we know it can't go through solid objects.
The real 200IQ play is to sleep with the monster
Whoa kinky...I mean...
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
ngl that was the first thing i thought of
THIS IS SUCH A UNDERRATED COMMENT
Then it collapses on itself like a dying star
The true definition of “never skip leg day” I bet its calves are buff as heck
So... If this entity can't walk through walls and can't fly, is strong but not so strong as to just plow through buildings, I think you could just trap it indefinitely. You could use this method to track it and put a whole lot of distance between you, then set up a trap, like say find a really deep hole that can't easily be climbed out of, and hang over top of it, like from a rope or something, and have some of your fellow cursed buddies help push it in, then seal off the hole.
Something tells me it would eventually claw its way out. That could buy you anywhere from days to years though.
@@sapphicbunny7538, that depends. If you use concrete to solidify the walls of the hole, it could take a lifetime to crawl out of there.
@@sapphicbunny7538 But what if you fill up the hole with cement or something?
@@nilly0052 I dont think suffocating someone with cement is considered just "bullying"....
Were actively just torturing it.
@@amokriinprolgiid3409 I was kinda thinking that. Make it like what Spiderman ended up doing to Juggarnaut!!
The obvious solution is to get your buddies to restrain the entity and sleep with the entity.
It'll paradox itself into oblivion
Isn't that how it kills Greg?
Are you suggesting we basically bang the entity into suicide
@@stanthetincan8199 well better than no one
Kinda awkward when the entity can take the form of your parents tho... Not so sure I wanna live after that
@@the11thhour44 that one alabama kids : it's a win win!
What if?
Somebody makes the ultimate sacrifice?
They become the latest target of the entity, then get frozen to the point they’re technically still alive and then launched into orbit?
You could do this a criminal on death row or something and the problem goes away.
Actually this is brilliant. You offer enough money to the family of the criminal and he'll be happy to do it.
I like this a lot more
@Bikal yeah I was thinking about that. If you pour wet concrete over it it could take years for it to scrape it’s way out.
@@vinslungur that’s.. wrong? Look it up
@@vinslungur I.. Jesus you have access to google hun. Come on, have you ever taken a single science class at least?
I would kinda feel bad for the entity in this scenario, always walking the same route everyday, basically just an afterthought. 😔
"Accept your fate."
well, that option is free.
What about your funeral?
Chicken Nugget Everybody gangster until the government taxes you for dying
The real scary thing of this video is realizing Pat’s son is 2 years old already.
He has a SON??
@@poison6993 yes
@@poison6993 yes he is
@@poison6993 his names Oliver, I think
I thought it was older btw, that was more of a relieving news
When Matpat gives a practical solution, but you don't even have a car.
Edit: No shade, I'm the stuggle bus-er 🤣
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@@ОлегТаранов-н2я interesting
Go by train
@@captainahab5522 or just go to the cops
Matpats solution is stupid
“Scare the pants onto all those 15 year olds” is such an underrated line
Way’s to beat the entity (sponsored by the lovely comment section):
1. Marry the person you did it with
2. Never do it
3. Become a cross country trucker (person who drive commercial trucks carrying supplies of food)
4. Do what matpat suggested
5. Trap it in wet concrete with the help of friends
6. Trap the entity in a cage
These were all suggested in the comment section, so now you have a list of options.
How exactly will no.1 work?
@@melisd5741 because then its not a one night stand anymore
@@botboy0 wait so if you wait two nights before sleeping with someone even if they have the curse you wont get it(never saw the movie)
Number one wouldn't work because like he said it's like an STD. I mean sure you can pass it between each other but there's no real reason to marry them.
@@Mixinnitup didnt watch it either. So I have no idea. Its just stupid in my opinion
Small addition that you'd want the distance between work and home to be as the crow flies, it isn't likely the entity would be following along the same roads you're taking, it would probably cut through yards and fields and the like, and you may want to give yourself an extra hour or so before changing routes in case you have to stay at work longer than your scheduled shift
Friend : ''Haha, I set your alarm late as a prank!''
Me : ''Oh no!''
Friend : ''What? It's the weekend.''
Me : **Is violently murdered by an invisible entity**
See can’t have friends like thos
Friend : "See, that's your problem. Always so dramatic! It was just a prank, bro!"
but like who does that man
>Earn money with the job
>Go on a trip to Dubai and stay in the burj khalifa hotel
>Wait for the entity to arrive
>Go to the top floor and prepare to use the edge walk thingy
>wait for the entity to get there aswell via stairs
>As the entity is a literal inch from u, grab it,push yourself from the edge abit and throw the entity off the top.
The entity could probably find out your schedule eventually and try to outsmart you. It knows how to throws things through windows, so I doubt it’s that stupid. Not as easy as you said it would be. You could possibly trap it in wet concrete with help of friends.
Exactly or find an suicidal person or obsessed enough with the supernatural to do it for you
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thats what ive been saying exept u could do that whith a trap like make it fall in a hole anddrap a concrete slab on it and then cover it in wet concrete#3000 iq gang
It has not shown that type of intelligence ever, regardless the best option is to go to the police or trap it in cement. -Film Herald
@@xadielplasencia3674 It does display that type of intelligence. When chasing the main character it refuses to go into a pool because it suspected a trap.
However, being a supernatural entiry, it might be bound by rules regardless of its intelligence, and the rules seem to say it can only follow, not out maneuver.
“The most viable solution to defeating this entity is to use the ULTIMATE WEAPON..”
Me: Protection?
“Math”
Me: 👁👄👁
Basically protection with extra steps
@Deserve Not Desire I hate this for being too true, take my like.
MatPat: "Scare all the pants onto those 15 year olds!"
Me: *Looks down at my quarantine underwear*
"Yeah that's not happening!"
Pants are underwear
The Creative Camera I find this comment very cringey
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@@thecommentator3842 good!
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I wanna see an origin story for that monster. Who is the last one on its list? What started the monsters killing spree?
The problem with the endless commuting plan is going tae be random issues. A car accident that traps you, slipping on ice and breaking a limb, or even getting sick.
The endless commuting plan isn't a solution but rather a delaying tactic.
And that Entity only needs tae win once.
Or more common, car jams (roads full of cars that take away your speed for a snail like exitance).
also... weekends? :D
@@BrotherHood-xh9sg just dont live in a city? I know big brain. But 30+ mile drives for anything is the norm outside of gas stations or walmart
@@Lionfaceboi simple solution go out somewhere that is 36 miles away.
you need a lot of help from other people in that case
_Alternative idea:_ *buy paintball gun, go to police station, wait for entity, once it comes start shooting it and after its full of paint pull out your phone and start recording as the police trys to catch it. Once the media catches on it, it will be on every news channel. Military will catch the monster then.....hopefully*
Not an original idea (I'm pretty sure). But still, why is nobody suggestimg just reporting to the police. It's not difficult at all to get proof that "It" exists.
You don't need money to get police or the military involved in this. This "entity" is the easiest thing to get rid of.
P.S. I would honestly want this thing to follow me, it's alot of interesting press. Just think about it, "Man discovers real magical demon murderer."
Doesn't even have to be a paintball gun. A bucket of paint would work just fine.
And be cheaper.
@@TheScorpion0081 yea but gun i more fun xD
My theory
Sleep with the entity
He is slow
He is shape shifting just wait to transform into your crush
If it touches you, you die.
It would've been a great idea but...
@Mirror wow the deadliest night ever, that.
@Mirror tru :^
so the moment they touch you you're like : *aight gotta go*
@Mirror "Imagine lasting long enough to be killed" -this comment made by the Me gang
😂
@Mirror my one night is a few seconds. 😌😔
JUST PUT A GPS TRACKER ON IT! 😂 Why does nobody come up with this?
There’s one real answer to this: Legos
always
👏👏👏
im sure the united nations would come after you for that type of war crime
Just wear lego armor
say no. you can't follow somebody without there consent
I am starting to feel almost sorry for this creature. Imagine constantly chasing a goal, only for it to move the moment you get to it. Can murdering entities have mental breakdowns?
A theory: the entity actually exist in real life, and someone give it to Elon Musk, and to get rid of it, he indeed launch it into space.... And i think we can all guess what was inside that "empty" astronaut suit....
Years later on some interstellar starship... There is an impostor among us
yes, it worked, and eventual it stopped thinking. mission success
yes, I'm sorry
@@thevoiceinyourhead7215 it doesn't work here bc it isn't stuck in any form of stasis... it's like you deserve a wooosh for not understanding how ur own joke works, but this isn't how a wooosh works, sooo I'll refrain from typing down such a stupid subreddit.
@@cocoearmuffs6207 correct, thanks for the correcting me. I slip up every now and then, and its nice to see someone point out the discrepancy rather than just saying that I'm wrong and awful, without providing reason or the means to betterment. cheers
@@thevoiceinyourhead7215 Is tHaT A JojO ReFerEnCe
put an Airtag on it, grab an old iphone and stream it on a monitor so you'll know if its close