I LOVE YOU | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ธ.ค. 2023
- How do you respond to “I Love You” if you don’t feel the same?
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. - ตลก
“That’s what’s up” 😂😂😂😂
I Love Everyone ❤
I said that to my kids dad when we first met. 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classic 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I had a friend (that wanted to be more) tell me he loved me and I said "dude, don't do this"
His response "your response doesn't negate or diminish how I feel about you".
Listen, that was either the response of a grown ass man or a well seasoned player 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 Now that was funny, because it’s something I’d say back in the day…that’s some playa shyt 😂😂😂
Grown ass man!
He was right though! And same goes for your feelings. His response doesn't negate. lol
"Dude, don't do this." 😂😂 That is hilarious!
6:42 the woman who screamed “scoot over” is my spirit animal 😂😂😂🤣🤣
The new king of comedy, I said what I said.
Facts
I would have to agree
❤
No lies detected
“Love starts in a one bed, one bath” 😂😂😂
“It’s good to be loved “ 😂
This nigga is hilarious bruh ever since Mexican boots i been tuned in bruh aint missed once
You the man Ali. Keep going. Your comedy saves lives.
And with this one, he saving relationships too
I literally wonder how do the waitresses and waiters hold their composure and stay on their job 😅 because I would be dropping drinks, pausing and standing there cracking the hell up, and talking to people about how funny you are @Ali Siddiq 😂😂😂 hands down to you boo, your comedy is unmatched! ❤😊
It's easy, This guy ain't funny
@@steviec1156 There's always a hater 🤭😅😂🤣
@@steviec1156but yet you’re here watching it….ok😑😑
@yanevaknow1017 Who said I watched it? I came, I saw , I heard , I bounced. How long does it take to come to a conclusion of some not worthy of your time. I'll wait. Not long.
😂😂😂
You say.." I'm so happy you told me. I've had a hard time finding someone like you to be in my life and I'm so grateful for you"
Damn, smooth amd sneaky with it😅
We all love you Ali Siddiq!
Ali you sit on the throne with some of the great comedians such as Redd Fox, Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor,Robbin Harris,Dick Gregory...... keep bringing the laughs🤣 my brother PEACE AND LOVE 💯💯
Bruh Im at work and done slipped under my desk laughing 😂😂😂😂
He is definitely speaking the truth
That sandwich says i love you without words and that's what a man is used to
legends gonna legend. ali killing it.
Yasss Ali, that's how me and my husband started..one bedroom, one bathroom😂🤣🥰
I had a woman say "I love you." I said "We met 3 weeks ago, i dont even know ur middle name. Dont jump the gun." And that shit DID NOT go well which i feel like worked out best for me cause i think shes crazy.
Ali Siddiq Done told the most Romantic Scenario that no movie was able to comeup atleast in this decade.
“Scoot over”!! I’m crying & wheezing!! Bruh I can’t! Man we need these laughs. Appreciate you brother 🙏🏾
"Requestion my question!" 😂😂😂 This mane don't miss!!! 😂😂😂
Shout out to the black lady laughing for me in the back, that is exactly how I felt 😂✊🏽
"Don't requestion my question!!" 😂😂😂
Whew, been on the receiving and giving end of this one 😅😂😂
One of the best most truest moral filled jokes ever
Scoot over is crazy 😂
Yo those black ladies loud ass laughs are really adding to the bits lolol
Ali up on stage rearranging the furniture a million times 😂😂😂😂😂
❤ I love your comedy😂
"move over" 😂😂😂
"Flush it you're by the handle"😂😂😂😂
Keep being great king🙏🏾
Man, a guy told me he loved me one time, I said. I do too😂😂😂😂
I use that one too 😂
That's my standard reply. 😂😂😂
Right I say "same"😂😂😂😂❤
I love how he makes the truth so funny with how he spins it😀😀😀😀
Already got my tickets for your Shreveport show.
This was brilliant! Ali never stops surprising me.
I love his standup comedy!!
Had me cacklin' at the end!😂🌠👑🔥
Ali, who the hell doesn't love you? ❤❤❤ How you turn reality into something universally funny. What a gift, and I love you. ❤️
Peace and Blessings Brother Siddiq❤ I’m here for it😂
He is talking about the 5 languages of love. Good book!
I ❤ me some ALI COMEDY
Dirty a food truck 😂 and the 1 bed one bath 😂😂😂 truth
Flush it, you by the handle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This happened to us on vacation. We both got food poisoning at a resort. It was horrible.
wait so you sat back to back? I honestly just wanna know if that's possible cause that'll change how we apartment hunt.
Can't get enough Ali!🤣🤣
THE MAN RIGTH HERE! ALI! 😂 💯
I BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND 14 YEARS. MET WHEN WE WERE 19. DATED 20. HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME FIRST.😊
I love it. What an ending. Amazing haha! Well played sir. Well played.
Hello Ali Siddiq. "Ali I love you, that's what's up"😁😁😁😁
Flush it youre closer to the handle! 😂😂😂 im over here tripping!
That’s wassup is very much me 😂
This man is HILARIOUS, he be having me HOLLERING & CACKLINGGG 🤣🤣🤣
3:29 I JUST SAY " DITTO " 😂😂😂
No one can deny Ali is a BMF!! Much luv&respect from Hawaii brahda🙏🏽🤙🏽
Thank you
“I love me too” would be my response 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s real love ❤😂😂
I just love alis explanation of the world its refreshing
New subscriber here. I just realized I've been watching your videos for months and wasn't subscribed. My bad. I love your comedy.
Thank You
This made me cry 😂😂😂 it’s so damn true!
"DAS WASSUP!"😂😂😂😂😂
Yo Ali... U Throw'd tf off' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The word love has more meaning to us. We don’t just throw it around
Yesssssssss Aliiiiii
Right back at ya Babe!!🥰 #mygriot
I’ve gotten a pat on the shoulder! 😂😂😂
This is more than comedy.. Take notes‼️😎🤌🏿
Scoot over🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
For Reals!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I say "You should" or "I know"and ain't We lucky?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😊😊😊😊😊😊
I fucks wit you ali
"Ain't we lucky" is crazy 😭
@@gintoki_sakata__ We ain't lucky? 😂
Im imagining trying out using “Ain’t we lucky” and not getting shanked
@@oyoyoyo7624😂
Ali, you know you got issues!!😂😂😂
Yes dammit 😂 no I love you back 😂😂😂don’t play 😂😂
Flush it you by the handle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😭😭😭 flush it you by the handle
Haaaa he is too funny..and very close to CORRECT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Facts
I love you Ali!! I am happy to hear your thoughts.
Fuckin Hilarity @ it's finest
Scoot over....shitting back to back after eating some late night funky truck food takes the trophy 🏆😂😅❤.
Good to see you in my hometown 😊
Ali is my favorite comic, can't wait until you come to Nashville
My guy is back! This was genuinely funny
I love him
Someone said men ain't complicated they are SELFISH AF and this cement it and I am moving like this from now on.
Good luck with that.
Good teaching ❤
Scoot over lmfaoooo. That's funny as hell
0:40 I said thank you once or twice back in the days.😂😂🎉
"dont try to requestion my question", i need to show that part to my girl😩😩😩
So glad I've nevah experienced this😂😂😂😂😂😂
And I appreciate that like frfr
U R masterfully funny. Can hardly wait till U come 2 the Beacon.I love U 💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖
Just say, "Thank you!"😊
I enjoy this honestly cuz when u do say it back ik you genuinely mean it i hate rejection but its plenty mfs that lie just to get what they want don't lie to me but its not what u say its how u say it u say its nice to be loved and imma say aint it tho and cuddle into ya side
Enjoy your work bro keep it coming
I love your comedy and your realness real❤😅
Cray cray!!!🤪 is what he is!!! If he had said I love you to me.... I would answer ....you betta!
You know it!
Flush you by the handle 😂😂😂😂😂😂