Pretty much every encounter in Yakuza 0 when you use the Beast style. Originally a Smash Bros meme from @JewOnYourFloor. The original-original footage is from a deleted Reddit user on r/ChildrenFallingOver.
because Yakuza 0 memes + my recommended feed = view, multiply that by god knows how many weaboo nerds like me = popularity. win-win for everyone except those kids getting their asses kicked ^w^
@@speedwagonwaifu7434 Nah, it'd screw up with their combos. (Beast's auto-combo does slow/wide swings that are analogous with it's weapon combos precisely so they chain together seamlessly) Besides, Kiwami's Dragon gets a Katana Proficiency upgrade
@@ZoMbi5lAy3r yes, you can't change styles on Dragon engine that's the joke If you could change the style, then "Be My Baby" substory would be literally this video because 90 percent of players would abuse "Beast" style
Love the editing on this. You know he's being merciful. Full heat and no heat moves. Though, imagine if beast style actually let you grab items from other people.
16 year old punk kid who grew up in an abusive home: "Hey, who do you think you are, talking down to me?" Chad Kiryu: "Talking down to you? Kid you're going to be 6 ft down if you don't shut up."
@@prohikikomo nah, it's pretty poorly worded. I'll keep it up because it's still getting likes, but basically making the joke that Kiryu beats up even young punk people who shouldn't be beaten up.
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How the hell did this get so many views??
People love seeing children be beat.
This is a sneak peek from Yakuza 8 where kiryu is dealing with haruto’s bullies
Because Kiryu beats children
In pocket circuit racing
People like me are on a daily yakuza binge
because Yakuza 0 memes + my recommended feed = view, multiply that by god knows how many weaboo nerds like me = popularity. win-win for everyone except those kids getting their asses kicked ^w^
When Kiryu keeps losing in Pocket Circuit racing lol
Ahahhahahaha
more like kiryu in the sunflower garden
"Square up kid!"
Aren’t we talking about the same dude who said sorry to a child after slapping it (sorry if I’m wrong I’ve never played yakuza lol)
@@Hunter0530 Yes and that child was a female surprisingly
When the coach joins your team in dodgeball
New game +
When they call pocket circuit fighet a virgin:
*When you realize that figher got laid but not kiryu*
@@Xsoical8 Pretty sure majima laid on kiryu more than i can count
@@Xsoical8 Wait what?
@@BlingIsSpring yeah the producers even said it themselves
My car kept falling off the track so i gave up on trying to get it as a real estate area
Infants:
I can't believe I lost to someone like you.... You have Received ¥20,000
Underrated
Which is probably 2 bucks irl.
@@megakillerx shoot, probably closer to 500 bucks now since it was the middle 80s when he first did pocket racer lol
@@megakillerx $247.94 in my country
$3528.55
It's ok, but it's missing the part where he dislocates a child's arms and then violently slashes them across the face.
Lmfao.
And then suplexes them into the concrete.
And brutally disjointed their arms
And it ends with them holding their stomachs apologizing.
lmao
This is what happens when the kids at Sunshine Orphanage start acting out
Dayum, I love dark humour.
The reason behind Kiryu Kazuma's personality
If you added the health bars and called all the kids "little shit" it would have been perfect
The money addition too
@@WanderingAwayToTheNextDay0513their children, they'll only give you 4 bucks as context of lunch money.
Ahhhhhh gotta love the automatic weapon pickup ability with that style
imagine dragon or brawler having that passive
@@speedwagonwaifu7434 Nah, it'd screw up with their combos.
(Beast's auto-combo does slow/wide swings that are analogous with it's weapon combos precisely so they chain together seamlessly)
Besides, Kiwami's Dragon gets a Katana Proficiency upgrade
@@speedwagonwaifu7434 Brawler has a stability passive which allows you to withstand powerful blows in heat mode, which is absolutely badass already
I like how he checks upon them to make sure they're not dead.
In true Kiryu fashion as he has never killed anyone in any Yakuza game ever
@@ChrisPhails when does he say that thought? I played 0 and kiwami and no one said that yet.
@@funnfungusie9622 it's a meme made by an interview mistranslation
@@ryanhernandez8324 oh
He checksn if they are alive so he can still make them suffer lol
I love how he DESTROYS the first kid's back and then runs to check him as like "YOU'RE OK THAT DIDN'T HURT DON'T TELL MOM"
He was about to do essence of butt cracking thing whatever you call that
Unseen footage: Anakin slaughtering the younglings
Nah, anakin used the slugger style to slaughter thoose kids
8/10 for accuracy. Dude doesn't use one child as a weapon to take out the others.
Is this a job? I would make this a career in a second
fr
Wish money could just fly in the air like that
That's rad.
As an experienced person being beat up by the beast style this is accurate
Hey I’m a big fan
GORO MAJIMA
This would be that one "Be My Baby" substory in Kiwami 2, but it's on Dragon Engine
Kiwami 2 is on the dragon engine
@@Kraftium I know
I don't get it. Kiwami 2 *is* on the dragon engine
@@ZoMbi5lAy3r yes, you can't change styles on Dragon engine that's the joke
If you could change the style, then "Be My Baby" substory would be literally this video because 90 percent of players would abuse "Beast" style
This is the third video ive seen you on in a row wtf
a+ editing
0:12 he does the essence of self destruction
Uncle kaz showing haruka how to defend herself in sunflower orphanage be like
Kiryu practicing the Beast style on the children of Morning Glory.
Love the editing on this. You know he's being merciful. Full heat and no heat moves.
Though, imagine if beast style actually let you grab items from other people.
The algorithm has gathered us together once again.
I love how he looks concerned for the first kid, then just keeps going off😂
Kazama-San when Orphan kids are misbehaving
“That’s rad!”
holy shit this just popped up in my suggestions feed, and I'm in tears
Am I the only one fucking dying at the zoom-ins when the children fall
0:12
Essence of self destruction:
keen observation
What kills me most is that these kids are just as indestructible as the enemies you fight in the game.
The new Yakuza 7 is graphics is looking realistic
Day care substory
Beast Style is best style.
This is such a good edit 😭
this is my 15th time watching this and still laughing so hard
Kaito when he finds out Jun's getting bullied
When the doom music kicks in
This is the last time Uncle Kazzy baby-sits
When you misspell Kyle for Kiryu.
Kanye west plays basketball against disabled children wins 150-0
16 year old punk kid who grew up in an abusive home: "Hey, who do you think you are, talking down to me?"
Chad Kiryu: "Talking down to you? Kid you're going to be 6 ft down if you don't shut up."
i...idk how thats in any way funny .....
I'm just confused. Not even trying to be mean.
@@prohikikomo nah, it's pretty poorly worded. I'll keep it up because it's still getting likes, but basically making the joke that Kiryu beats up even young punk people who shouldn't be beaten up.
... "su...sumimasen"
Learning Beast Style should be a fitness goal for 2021 minus the child abuse.
This seems like a great way to let out your stress .
Indeed. Nothing more stress relieving than beating up children .
@@zer0_ner034 I can finally understand my dad now
@@skeletonjanitor ah...
Me when I'm out of Staminans and Tauriners and I have 30 seconds before Dojima Family reinforcements arrive :
How did you get beast style in Kiwami 2!?!?
I like to call this substory: "F**K Them Kids".
"Thats rad"
POV: you're a kid who's playing on their phone during a dinner at Sunflower Orphanage
That place genuinely looks fun
Anyone knows where it is?
their parents: So That's Why My Son is Be Yakuza.
Rare footage of doom slayer killing demons
Kiryu: Step the f×ck up kid, it time to die!
That's rad!
Say what you will........ Brawler has the best theme 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
Beast style is best style
That's rad!
The beast, also known as yeeting the everloving shit out of anything and anyone in sight
This is by far one of the funniest videos I have ever seen on the internet related to the Yakuza franchise.
As a dad, my son and I approve.
wheres the tiger drop
Why the hell video less than 30 seconds always legendary 🤣
When kids ask me to play wrestling with them
Wow you finally found the secret fight in the Pocket Circuit Stadium
Add a little bit more Resist Guard and you're good.
For some reason I find an adult abusing kids with a toy block very funny
Me playing with my little brothers be like
Me during pillow fights with my scrawny cousins
When you try to fight the high lvl boss
Those kids have the best time of there life
I fucking love the idea of a kiryu out there playing with kids but as aggressively as possible
most of the people i know dont even play yakuza so i can only laugh alone seeing this
rad tho
the first throw is PERSONAL
Superb editing and sound effects.
That’s rad
this is too accurate
"The Essence of Child Beating"
Not enough bicycle murder
....what
When you already customized your car 55 times on the Champion's Race track and you still not winning...
PC Fighter: Why do I hear -boss- Beast music?
the audio makes this perfect. it would be so much worse without the well placed audio
Exactly lol, its spot on hahah
I was waiting to see a heat action then realized the dude irl would have to do that to some kids...
Still wanna see it happen
Kiryu when 8 years old
Me when pocket circut racing:
I get this, I played Yakuza 0
kiryu killing found footage
That's rad!
Anytime haruto starts crying in 6
that looks fun as hell
I love how bro is just toying with them
Essence of Child Abuse
Funny, did laugh, please do more of this stuff
Not enough bikes.
jake mask in hotline miami be like:
Hey it’s me goku
he forgot heat action
If dream whent super sped
When kiryu have enough
ROFL!!!!!!!!! I'm dying!