MEET THE ZALFIE BABY! | CHILDBIRTH SIMULATOR
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Alfie: Why are you doing this to me ??
Joe: Cause I need a video for this week...!!!
The honesty 😂😂😂
Sahel Love I read this as it happened
Sahel Love sjshhshshshshshshshshshshshhsshsshhhsh
omg i'm reading this comment as they said it !!
Sahel Love k
Sahel Love I read that as they said it lol
Joe is lowkey the biggest zalfie shipper out there
C Campbell it's not even lowkey😂
C Campbell LUCKY BLUE
*Highkey
C Campbell High Key
highkey***
Who’s here after Zoe’s pregnancy announcement 🥺🥺
Me xx ❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Omg yess
literally everyone
i was ready to comment this damnittt
after the second one 🌸✨✨
The safe word is "Zoey, will you marry me?" hahahahahaha Joe is the best!!!
Letícia A. I
Letícia A. When does he say that
Who wants joe to do it?!?!?
Like if u do xxx
He knows what we want 😂
Callme Zozo 1:26 😂
Who's here after Zalfies pregnancy announcement? 😍😍
literally everyone
She’s here
Everyone who sees this comment
"i can hear milk" I CANT
Reminds me of the milk fic I'm sorry BUT THE IMAGES HELP
leah kidd love your pic😂💙❤💚💜💟 #MendesArmy💟💜💚❤💙
Thiis is hilarious right
LMAO
hey nugget
"I can hear milk!" 😂😂
Brendan Fernandez well you're talking to me? and nah I'm good, enjoying this too much to leave :)
Brendan Fernandez was that rlly necessary
Runee Hossain i
I'm confused why people get so many fucking likes by quoting something from the video. like wow did you watch the video too?!
Darby Medel ikr wtf is our society😂😂
I can hear milk😂😂😂
Emma Lara ii
oh my Lord
Cool my names Emma and my last name's Lara😜
Emma Lara 666 likes😂😂😂
lol I'm the devil😂😂
"the average amount of periods women have in a lifetime is 30 thousand" - alfie😂
Leia Millie love your pic💙❤💚💜💟😘 #MendesArmy😘💟💜💚❤💙
100 like
Gosh I wish cause then we would live for like 300 years😂
NightcoreX lmao no that’s too many periods
"I can hear milk" 0:24, I'm already LIVING for this!
TWO things:
1. Did joe get a haircut
2. Does his hair look lighter to anyone else????
Emma Paige I think it's just the lighting but yeah I noticed that too...
No joe said he's gonna start trying curtains
Emma Paige right
Emma Paige THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Emma Paige I
I lost it when they pulled Nala out 😂
All_The_Stories_Are_True And when he said "she don't even care about me" I WAS ROLLINGGGG 😭😂😭
All_The_Stories_Are_True I
ME TOO!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘 I LITERALLY FELL OFF MY BED!!😂😂😂😂😂
Lola Hart You have a point!
Books_and_More spoilers 😫!!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MARCUS DOING THIS!!!!!!😹❤️
Jumana Al-naqi I SWEAR I LITERALLY SQUEALED WHEN HE SAID MARCUS
Areej Sheikh same!😹
omg same, it will be way more funnier when there is marcus!
2 months later and still waiting 😑
Lak Madier yeah
It seems hard to get Marcus to do that!😹
Alfie: so it's not multiple choice?!?
Joe: no
Alfie: are you freaking kidding me!
Me every geography quiz ever
I failed geography.
Me every test ever
Olivia me in every test
I once used the internet in a multiple choice geography test yet still managed to get less than 50%
"They brought back the poo instead of me!!" ♥️😂😂😂😂
Amilia May lol
wow. joe mustve been an ugly baby to get mistaken for poo
*WHEN NALA CAME OUT I SCREAMED*
Chloe Moriarty
Chloe Moriarty who's Nala? I only know Alan
Jasmin Jensen yes
Someone should try this on Joe himself!
caspar should do this
Ishani Roy I
Anfrk
Please please stop. I've reported you and everyone tired of your spamming.
Is it just me or does Joe's hair look lighter?
Oh and also #zalfie
Jo Bently i was literally looking for a comment like this
His hair looks 😍😍
It does look different.
Jo Bently a lot of times mostly in summer your hair can get lighter from the sun, that probably what happened
Jo Bently yea it does look different."Joe what did you do to your lovely hair?"
Alfie: "my bumhole???"
Joe: "thats how it works dont it?"
I never thought I'd be delivering the first Zalfie baby 😂😂
I've literally been waiting for this for so long since he got nominated 😂😂😂
Grace Allard Same! I've been waiting so long for a Marcus one as well so I'm so happy Alfie nominated him next😂
CureMewPeach I bet he'll nominate Jim
Cinemarley Ooh, possibly!
Alfie:Look at his face😂😂
Joe: look at everyone's face
ITS NOT FUNNY BUT WHO ELSE DIED😂
_.N ._ I
S
_.N ._ iii
Well never did I think this is the way Alfie would propose
Thanks for liking this everyone
What's up Raidah 😂😂😂😂
What part
Diana_ Sk8 it was a joke zoey will u marry me was his safe word and he screamed it a couple times
Epic girl no kidding
Flor.a_qqq stop being dumb she asked what part and I was explaining so if you could butt out and piss off
THERE'S NOW GOING TO BE A REAL ZALFIE BABYYYY
Mom- what are you doing?
Me- i am working out.
Mom- the phone is your new gym equipment?
Me- didn't you know that laughing exercises your core?
madhu rima I
madhu rima XD
Leo McCabe what ?
lol
hahahahahha that is liturally me xxx
YES THE BABY BABY BABY INTRO IS BACK
Chloe Moriarty yaaas
Chloe Moriarty ii
Who is watching this back and knows that ZALFIE are actually having a baby girl!
yess
Yes 👍
This and TH-camr Whispers are my favourite series.
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes
🍶🐠🐟
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes
Your username....
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes I
Your username is legit all the TH-camrs I like
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes b
If zalfie have a baby joe has to be the one to help 😂😂
Liv_life_ Cgm yesss!
Are you 8?
ChantelleMGK no! 🙄
For the movie quote one I was screaming
"Love actually.
LOVE ACTUALLY!!!"
Random Kate omg same as soon as I heard hips the size of tree trumps I was shouting LOVE ACTUALLY
"I will leave a link to the channel he uses in the description box below" 😂😂
I read the first half of the title and was like OMG but then I read the second half and was severely disappointed...
Anfrk don't ask for subs. That's petty
- Your not the only one xD
But where would've a baby sprouted from? 😂
Seaside Sisters
So you didn't even see the thumbnail... (I know your lying BTW)
An An Lol, what?
I love the theme tune baby baby baby aaaaaahhhh😂
Jasmine Bayliss same
Joe you should do "Suggs vs Maynards" . that should be sooo funny. Love from Kos in Greece. #LBW❤❤❤
Yassssssss
Γεια σου joe sugg fan
Stavrina Kal OMG yessss
Stavrina Kal what part of Greece are you in
Stavrina Kal Yessss it would awesome !!
joe is such a weird creature
i love it
30,000??!? Good Lord Alfie! We'd all be dead😂😂😂😂
ikr
TWENTY ONE PILOTS
Awwwwww, ITS A FRICKING PROPOSAL
Ruby Leeming what part?
Ruby Leeming I
it's not
itsChicaaa it is
Why is no one nominating Joe?
DuMbO3 XtReMe m
DuMbO3 XtReMe they can't cause he's the host - also he said that he MIGHT do it once everyone's done it
i think the same thing every time!!!!!
Anfrk are you that desperate for subs
DuMbO3 XtReMe I was just about to post this 😂😂🤦🏽♀️
Alfie: "Look at his face"
Joe: "Look..look at everyone's face!"
😂😂😂
I thought you'd decorated your bedroom then I realised it's zalfie's house😂
Anfrk stop asking people
Sophie Nicole iii
Jessica Addo
I've reported 7 times so far. Ridiculous have to do it. Ridiculous ppl beg!
FollowYourDreams Ikr I saw that comment about 50 times of people begging for likes but that has nothing to do the video
Anfrk your just making it worse for you love stop begging and be patient you'll get subs in no time
When Is someone going to nominate Joe though???????? 😏
EthanRylettTV 😂😂
Now that's the real question
EthanRylettTV
NEVER! WE ACTUALLY LIKE JOE!! 😡
Amy love your name. Same as mine!!
High✋🏼!
Nutella um, you clearly don't have high grades on English.
Joe I nominate YOU.
Who was screaming Lindsay Lohan at the screen 😂
Itz _Summer_ u. Me!
Itz _Summer_ ME!!
Itz _Summer_ I was screaming in my head
Sameeeeee
Itz _Summer_ meh
nominate joe to be the vict patient and zoes the doctor like if you agree
Suzy G yes yes yes
Suzy G i
yes i need this
Suzy G no joe the victim and me the doctor I will
Suzy G
Yas
Who’s watching this while Zoe’s pregnant? ♥️ 😭
Mmeeee
Mmeeee
Meeeeee
*Alfie:* You're literally doing it on my nipple
**SILENCE**
*Joe:* ... I can hear milk!🍼😂
Joe always cracks me up lmaooo😂😂😂😂
Omg that was so funny😂
Loooooool
Ani X read this as he said it
Aylah Johnson 😂😭😭
Alfie did better than everyone else because he's the only one who has a girlfriend.
Zai Dawodu can you sub to me pls
I subbed so can you please sub back.
Zai Dawodu so does caspar
That Girl who is joe dating?
That Girl no he's doesn't
and now they are actually having a babyyyy
THE LORD KNOWS THAT I'VE BEEEEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Lavonne Peterson I
Lavonne Peterson I was your 666th like...
cookie monstaeats satans coming for you
Lavonne Peterson hhi
I have beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen waiting for this one
joe's hair looks like its from the 90's
Kayden Hendricks It does and I'm not complaining 😏
I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT LMAO
He looks like young Leo when he was on the titanic
30,000 periods average of a girls lifetime. Damn
god help all the girls out there if that was true XD
I like the picture
The Best Gamer ouch
The Best Gamer that’s 30,000 too many!
I love the "baby baby baby aaaah" haha
stylea 101 can you sub to me pls
Rishan Ganatra why ?
Rishan Ganatra you're like ten
Hannah Jeffrey she's 16
Lily Robertson 17
I am so excited for Marcus one😂 make sure steffi is in it too
Esme Tozer same
this might come in handy now !!!
You know the game
1-Joe
2-Zoë
3-Alfie
4- Caspar
5-Conor
6- Jack
7-Tanya
8- Niomi
9-Oli
0-Jim
Suggy 91 aldie
Suggy 91 Caspar yay
Suggy 91 Joe yayy
niomi
Conor yassss
I literally love Joe's hair in curtains
Same!!!
No, that hair style reminds me of the kid on the 90's tv show Home Improvement.
I agree. It looks stupid 😐
White Wolf bitch
Joe: how many periods does an average woman have her in her lifetime
Alfie: 30,000
Lmao I'm dead 😭😂
Lola_ Beanie we would literally die 😂😂
We would be dead if we had 30000 periods😂😭
It feels like we have 30000
Klaine206 agreed
Lola it’s crazy to think that we only have 12 periods a YEAR like it seems mora
Best safe word ever for this game 😂😂😂😂
I am in shock that no one pay much attention to his safe word.
Pls sub to me
reputy monthly no btw idc
LH YY everyone is? Its literally one of the top comments
I would feel so privileged to deliver the first ever Zalfie baby (I'm a student Midwife)
Minky Buckannan where did u get ur qualifications
If joe is the last person in the world Alfie would trust with his birth but he let him do it- that means he'd let anyone 😂😂
SavvHunterr i
SavvHunterr if Joe is the last person on earth,, Alfie wouldn't be there....
SavvHunterr ikr
I shall train to be a midwife 😂
Tidying my room, Joe uploads, drop everything and click.
Who’s here after Zoe’s pregnancy announcement💜👾🤰
I don't know why, but watching Alfie and joe together just make me so happy. They are just so funny 😂
How ironic the clear blue advert came up half way through the video😂
Anyone here in 2021 when the first zalfie baby is on the way
BABY..BABY...BABY AHHHHH!
Better than the original tbh 😂
_.N ._ so truuuuuuue
_.N ._
_.N ._ no it's not😒
Just Shutup
truuuu
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO SINCE I SAW THE VLOGS OMG FINALLYYYYY
Laraib Xx yass same I'm so excited :-D x
Anfrk
2nd time didn't come to see begging. Came for video.
Laraib Xx same I got excited when I read the tittle
Anyone watching in 2021? I can't believe Zalfie is pregnant! So happy for them!
NOMINATE JOE!!!!!!!!!
miss graceffa I
miss graceffa yes
adore delanooo
Miss Graceffa YESSS
alfie's face at 5:35 is what i look like when my alarm goes off in the morning
POV: you are here after the announcement of the baby
My cousin just had a baby this morning!! He's called Logan and he's the cutest little baby ever!! 👶🏼
Olivia Betts congratulations!!
Ah thankyouuu!!
Olivia Betts awh, that's wonderful❤
Olivia Betts Congratulationss!! ❤❤
Olivia Betts tell her congrats from me!
Joe looks like a young leonardo dicaprio
falloutpanicMCRgreenpilots emo life for some strange reason I read "a young lemonade dicaprio" and I laughed my pants off 😂😂😂
Ame Blossom yea I understand that this comment and your interpretation of it were hilarious but do please keep your pants on. Thank you
falloutpanicMCRgreenpilots emo life your username is awesome
He looks like Harry Lloyd I think..
Randomly Here last time I checked I lived in the US which is supposed to be a "free country" so nah NO PANTS FOR ME! Haha 😂 just playing my pants have been on, and will stay on.. so thank you.
THIS RANDOMLY POPPED ON MY RECOMMENDATION AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT LOL
Who else has been waiting for this for so long?? 🖤
Anfrk meee
Ellee Ray ii
Has anyone else ever wondered if zalfie could be engaged but they won't announce it until their married because loads of paparazzi and possibly fans would turn up and it would get crazy?
Edit: omg I've never had this many likes🤣
Alfie said in a video that he wants kids at the wedding.. so i guess we will have to wait a lot.
Ella Rose are you stalking them
CrisDoes Videos 🙁🙁
Sophie Darsavelidze um no
Ella Rose i
Who’s here now Ottilie is here!!
Start at 14?!?!? I started at 10
9
I started at 15
I started at 11
I started at...
I didn't I'm a guy and kinda creeped out with loads of girls sharing when they started their periods
miss graceffa 8 for me
My Imagination:
Alfie: ZOEY ZOEY WILL YOU MARRY ME
Zoey: Yes! Alfie 😭😭
Me: So Beautiful
Who thinks that Alfie or Caspar should ask the questions and Joe should do it, like if you agree
Daisy Wilkins OMG No
He did it with Dianne 😊😏❤️
Well instead Dianne did
Honestly cry laughing rn😂😭😂Xx
Paige Thurlow Xo JUST HIT 1K OMG HIT MY GOAL SET A NEW ONE 2K BY CHRISTMAS IF U FANCY JOINING THE TEAM FEEL FREE💗💗
Paige Thurlow Xo ikr
Paige Thurlow Xo i
Paige Thurlow Xo i
You get the drill
1:ThatcherJoe
2:CasparLee
3:Josh
4:Joe Weller
5:Oli White
6:JackSepticEye
7:PewwwwwwDiepie
8:Alfie Dayes
9:Zoe Sugg
10:Tanya Burr
Edit:Guys if you didn't know the digit of number is which one you are😏
L & M Productions! Oli
PewwwwwwDiepie
L & M Productions! Bloody josh 😂😂
Alfie
pewdiepie
this aged like fine wine
Joe:'I can hear milk'
😂😂😂
Idc about the baby, THIS IS A ZALFIE PROPOSAL VIDEOOOO (edit: thanks for 400+ likes!)
and now a baby's on the way!
I need Joe to do this.
What happened to Emma Lee?
Shiro she got constipated and died
Shiro Rip
Shiro R.I.P
Shiro who's Emma lee?
EllaDoesEverything XD jaspar's child
Anyone here after watching the Zalfie baby annoucement
Best part was the safe word ahahahaha
I love this middle parting on Joe I hope he keeps it
And now Zoe’s pregnant!!!
Petition for joe to do this with either dan or phil
Cat Whiskers signed
Cat Whiskers signed
Yes theb
Yes please!!
Cat Whiskers both
Who else is digging Joe's curtain hair??😻❤
Molly Martin TBH I'm just digging Joe so...
Molly Martin lel curtain hair
Molly Martin lol throwback to the 90's!
Who’s here after ottilie born 😍
“Ahahahahahhhhhhhhh Zoey will you marry me” I think I’m dead.
Also and really surprised no one has said oli white
Zalfie baby on Joe's channel? Think of the views!
I’m back here when we actually are waiting for the real first Zalfi baby 💕
Who else has been waiting for this?
Elaine Kelleher defo meeeeee!
Anfrk I'm seeing you every where, and u are getting a little bit annoying, no hate intended