lilith Winchester City of London and the Three of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of
+James Hunter This old fella would most certainly sort the whole thing out in Syria. As soon as the plane lands in Syria, he would make a beeline to the nearest source of trouble and cut the fuckin' heads off the villains… I say he';d have the whole thing sorted out in about 2 weeks. There would be a ceasefire and a truce because of his influence. People would be coming up to him and informing him of shit going down, he would then give the pissed off stare then he would go sort it out personally on the spot. Troops would be taking orders from him directly. He would cut the enemy down to size and equalize any odds. He would wear the same outfit as in the video. He would then have a smoke and say "aye" as if nothing at all happened. It is unfortunate society doesn't realize the awesome potential we have available here. Im not even joking, guys like this were clan warriors winning clan wars back in the day.
Roughly 5ft5, about 8 stone wet through, and has to be 80 years of age, and sums up Scotland in one quote" I don't give a fuck how big he is, I'll cut him down to size" Fighting men to the very end. God bless him. Had me ill laughing.
+BlazeGameZ No it isn't lol. That's like saying standard American is the same as an Alabama accent. It's definitely different. Yes, I'm aware that Glasgow is in Scotland. Regional accents are a thing.
+RealityFacade well I sound like the rest of Scotland so does my mum my auntie my cousins my uncle this is what most neds sound like (people who are about 20 that smoke and does bad stuff like that) yes I'm aware that some normal people sound like this too but any way have a nice day
+BlazeGameZ I assure you it's far more difficult to hear subtle differences in accents when you're subjected to them all day long everyday. To someone less familiar with all the accents in your area, all of them sound quite different.
@@aminman15 ahhh your talking about mad jack mcconnel, he once took a whole platoon of nazis prisoner after they saw him kill a dozen and run up a hill, while his allies were retreating, that dude was epic hes also from scotland big hero here
Lol all the younger generation, take note even in the house the older generation have a shirt on, and dressed properly, they wouldn’t be seen dead not dressed, self respect right there. Love this grandpa ways - no body will do that to my grandwean !
And soon as well as the Englishman in the comments will all get to be minorities in our own countries tremendous If we're proud people why do we keep voting in the same thieves lies and Charlatans
So many nuggets of gold in this vid. In the first few seconds he is giving someone out thr window the finger and had me in stitches when he calls the dog ignorant hahahaha
fullproof100 the Romans actually stopped at Glasgow (Antonine Wall). They couldn't fight for laughing at the accents so they pitched camp, lit up a fab and joined them for a few beers. 2000 years later they are still there....
Amazing Grandpa he is. He's honest to the core. Just himself. Reminds me of my dad in a lot of ways. Although my dad is not his age. He instantly protects you. Instantly goes for somebody who messes with you in any way. My Granddad was the same way.
Love the Scots to bits ,the best laugh we ever had .stayed in bathgate with the rugby ,very kind people couldn't do enough for you.😁❤ stayed at the dreadnought hotel about 20 welsh boy's we had a great sunday roast back to the airport plane back to cardiff easy. MARK JONES
That’s so lovely to hear, the Dreadnought had a really popular rock club round the back for many years, but such a shame, the beautiful sandstone building itself is abandoned and being left to rot 😢!
@@scorpionfiresome3834 then ask him. Go before the cross in prayer and ask Jesus to forgive you of all sin, ask him to be lord of your life and start to trust in him and him alone. Then you'll know if God exists or not.
Aye hen but I've some bad news fer ya. Yer a dug. Didya ken that afore or are ye just finding that oot? Dugs cannae vote either. At least I dinnae think so. Maybe they can the noo.
Random Guy personally, as an Northeasterner I don’t think the girls accent is as beautiful as some out there, the accents up here in the north are so much more dramatic, and funny 😂
Lol. So funny. I'm from the states. I know they are speaking English but can't understand most of it. I love this guy. It's like the grandfather everyone wishes they had.
Thanks for the laughs and smiles. He acts and sounds EXACTLY like my father, who passed away about 4 years ago. If I close my eyes it’s like my father is sitting next to me, swearing at our dog. One time he called me at work while I was away from my desk. I got a message that an “angry Pakistani man” had called looking for me. Good times.
This made me howl...my Dad is a scot and when we lived in Swaziland...he arrived at the golf club to play a round. He asks the Swazi caddy to get his clubs " oot the boot n am away in ey pey fir ma roon" and the caddy turns to him and says " sorry boss...I don't speak Afrikaans"😂 your post did make me howl and brought that memory back for me...thank you...only Scottish kids would get this 😅
There is nothing in the world that could be more genuine than a Scottish families loyalty.This Gentleman is complete class.loved the bit about, "don't care wit size 'e is I'll bite his heid aff...and his dugs"sorry if I got the quote abit wrong but I couldn't remember word for word as I'm still laughing hysterically. What makes it so wonderful is every word he said he ment and God help the cunt with the dog cause that Gentleman will do everything he said.much love from your biggest fan xxx
Believe it not. I am from Scotland this is what most of the older men in my life sounded like growing up in Glasgow. 😂🤣😅 That's why I was always timid because everyone around me was so strong and passionate, you can get lost in all the strong personalities easy.
Love the Scottish♡met a man from Glasgow once. We made fun of how eachother spoke. He was a beautiful man. This one here is a treasure. Thank you for sharing.
without even a hesitation he was going outside to fucking lamp somebody lol
+kedgercheif 89 Lamp somebody. Thats a phase iv haven't heard in like 20 years. I need to use it more often.
P.E.I. Man -Canada- how old you geaser
kedgercheif 89 he hesitated though didn't he ! he didn't do fuck all did he ? SO HE'S FULL OF SHIT LIKE ALL JOCKS ... YOU'LL DO NOTHING
Ben Smith Shut the fuck up ya pellet!
This whole thread appears to be one huge Celtic inside joke
"Ya cow" two minutes later "Meer sasha Aye she's a good dog" haha couldn't stop laughing
😂
The look Sasha gives the camera at 02:57 is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.
lilith Winchester City of London and the Three of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of the King of
😂😂😂😂😂
That's dug
Just send this guy to Syria. He'll sort the whole thing out
+James Hunter This old fella would most certainly sort the whole thing out in Syria. As soon as the plane lands in Syria, he would make a beeline to the nearest source of trouble and cut the fuckin' heads off the villains… I say he';d have the whole thing sorted out in about 2 weeks. There would be a ceasefire and a truce because of his influence. People would be coming up to him and informing him of shit going down, he would then give the pissed off stare then he would go sort it out personally on the spot. Troops would be taking orders from him directly. He would cut the enemy down to size and equalize any odds. He would wear the same outfit as in the video. He would then have a smoke and say "aye" as if nothing at all happened. It is unfortunate society doesn't realize the awesome potential we have available here. Im not even joking, guys like this were clan warriors winning clan wars back in the day.
+P.E.I. Man -Canada- Calm down mate, clan wars weren't happening in Scotland 60 years ago.
+Jordan Woods ya they ended when this guy was born :)
haha
I send you to fish factory in st Petersberg jh
This guy’s not angry he’s just Scottish.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 true , very true ! Love it ....thank you
@@markhigham9589 😂😂
They're the same thing.
🇨🇦🏴❤
Reminds me of my old Dad RIP
Nah he's a weeg wannabe hardman! 🤣
You can tell he’s got a heart of gold with many lovely memories.
Roughly 5ft5, about 8 stone wet through, and has to be 80 years of age, and sums up Scotland in one quote" I don't give a fuck how big he is, I'll cut him down to size" Fighting men to the very end. God bless him. Had me ill laughing.
+Chris Wade 0:10 He was ready to go there and then hahaha
+Chris Wade >Fighting men to the very end
except when voting for independence
Typical Scot - talks a good fight but when the shit hits the fan they bottle it.
Do you realise how important an anus is? Without one, you would fill up with pong sausage and explode within days.
I'm killing ma self laughing
He's probably only 35.
LMFAOO
WHY IS YOUR COMMENT SO FUNNY, GOD DAMN
smoog hahahaha fucking hell
Rotflmao. Nice one man
Holly shit! I'm dead from laughter.
Being Scottish myself, this is accurate to every overprotective scottish person-
Who the fuck are you calling over protective you soft fuck?
you forget drink promlem !
My Nan was half Jamaican half Scottish, we didn’t stand a chance as a child 😂
I can’t imagine 😂
You cappin😂😂🤣🤣no!
Oh shit bet I not xx my friend's mums Irish ,,, no fuking messing with that one 👀 jesus Christ she'd had ya head clean off its shoulders 🤣xx
My gran is half Scottish/ half Chinese all country Jamaican. ☠
Your ass must be made of iron my man.
🤣🤣🤣 he's no even angry, he's just a regular Scottish guy lol, brilliant 🤣👌
That ain't just a Scottish accent that's a Glaswegian accent
It's the same
+BlazeGameZ No it isn't lol. That's like saying standard American is the same as an Alabama accent. It's definitely different. Yes, I'm aware that Glasgow is in Scotland. Regional accents are a thing.
+RealityFacade well I sound like the rest of Scotland so does my mum my auntie my cousins my uncle this is what most neds sound like (people who are about 20 that smoke and does bad stuff like that) yes I'm aware that some normal people sound like this too but any way have a nice day
+BlazeGameZ I assure you it's far more difficult to hear subtle differences in accents when you're subjected to them all day long everyday. To someone less familiar with all the accents in your area, all of them sound quite different.
+RealityFacade what? Sorry that didn't make much sense
Lady "He's not there...he's away"
Scotsman " He fucking bet had be away or i'll put him away"
Thuglife LOL
Their accents are so strong it sounds like they're not speaking English.
They aren't, it's scots
Course they are speaking English, just with a Scottish accent, it's the same language ffs
Its english lol
Noah Thomas I understand everything ahahah
its a mix of Scots and English, plus some gaelic words. learn your fuckin history.
Man that's what make Scottish people the best of all. Honestly, they are genuine!
I bet he killed germans with his bare hands :D
They probably killed themselves when they saw him
He actually ended the ww2
Legend has it he saw a platoon of nazis and said "who the fuck are lookin at ya bunch ay bastards ye" then they all surrendered to him lol
lol The British soldier in WWII that fought with just a sword.
@@aminman15 ahhh your talking about mad jack mcconnel, he once took a whole platoon of nazis prisoner after they saw him kill a dozen and run up a hill, while his allies were retreating, that dude was epic hes also from scotland big hero here
This guy needs his own channel!
You should never have your own. You are horrible.
Betty Bush funny as fuck
Most definitely! I would definitely subscribe to his channel.
+Betty Bush. Betty bush. yer fannys stinking of fish.
naw he really dosenae you just need a life
I like this guy he is his own man. The Scottish have a fire and passion in them and the best sense of humour in the world.
true that iv never met a jock who aint a good laugh
@@RUNWYRNGD I've never met a Nigel that isn't bent know what I mean boy Georg lol
MyImmaculateQueen plus they have David Tennant
do they aye
Damn straight!
The only people I could listen to swear angrily for hours are Scottish people
My grandparents were Scottish and Italian. Both champion at it.
Feck off 🤣
@@jeffreym68 where from Italy?
Italians too
This is so wholesome. Scottish man caring for his family 💚 this is my dad, uncle, brother..I needed this
If Up was Scottish.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A need that movie now man 🤣
Franco Begbie: The golden years.
Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster 😂😂😂😂😂
Aye, that's mint mate!
I love Glaswegians. Full of charisma and straight to the point.
Do you know what that's me and iv lived in England most of my life. Me never change for eny one 😂
I'd love to see him call the Indian scammers
Gary Lennon now that would be a foking comedy !
YES OMG 😂😂😩
Oh that would be hilarious
Nobody would be able to understand a goddamn thing either one was saying.
Or kids on the Call of Duty lobby chat
"He better be away or I'll put him away"
😂😂😂love when he said she’s 🐕a good dog and the dog looks at the camera as if to say didn’t he just call me a cow 🐄😂😂😂
He needs to run for Prime Minister
David Robertson .... of Scotland maybe.
😂😂😂
@@cloudsoflilac9731 😂
Lol all the younger generation, take note even in the house the older generation have a shirt on, and dressed properly, they wouldn’t be seen dead not dressed, self respect right there. Love this grandpa ways - no body will do that to my grandwean !
There also would not be cursing like that in the house either.
As an Irishman, this was a joy to watch 😂 I love my celtic cousins 😂
As an Englishman I agree
We love you our Irish cousins ☘️🤍
And soon as well as the Englishman in the comments will all get to be minorities in our own countries tremendous
If we're proud people why do we keep voting in the same thieves lies and Charlatans
@@Jo444UEnglish, Irish, Scots and Welsh, doesn't matter, they were all once gaelic celts
Me too
So many nuggets of gold in this vid. In the first few seconds he is giving someone out thr window the finger and had me in stitches when he calls the dog ignorant hahahaha
I wanna see A LOT more of this grandpa! I’m in love! Such a lovingly adorable cranky as hell “auld” man..I love it!🥰🥰🥰🥰
Reminds me of my Scottish grandpa, even in the nursing home he still has fight in him.
nomellocreampig no he doesn't. he's probably dead now haha
Ben Smith probably got his ass handed to him by a Scottish bloke. He's spreading bitter messages all over youtube vids with Scots in them.
Ben Smith ben dover mair like fuking dafty
nomellocreampig y
nomellocreampig legend has it that he spars will the care takers on Friday nights 🤣
As a Scottish American I am proud of my people's accent lol
This is a Scottish version of Angry Grandpa
BoeingAirbus2017 OMG SO TRUE they just need a Scottish kidbehindacamra
Agree! 2 Manchildren are too mucb
BoeingAirbus2017 LOL!
The Scots invented “angry”
"Useless bastard..." I died
"Nah she's a gid dug, in't ye hen . . . Sasha" What an adorable wee Granda' 🥰
Name wonder the Romans stopped at Carlisle.....love the Scottish spirit.....magic
fullproof100 the Romans actually stopped at Glasgow (Antonine Wall). They couldn't fight for laughing at the accents so they pitched camp, lit up a fab and joined them for a few beers. 2000 years later they are still there....
@@williampatterson3683 they stopped at Falkirk I live next to the wall
The romans where in Scotland for 200 years all the way to Stonehaven.last Roman Empire,Scotland (you tube)
This is like watching my wee Grandad who passed away in February. Exactly the thing he would have said and done. Aww, miss ma wee Granda.
Aye it's hard to believe now it's been nearly a year, thanks for the condolences guys.
my grandad and yours wil be in heaven together swapping stories,,, 2 peas in a pod,,, 2 scottish grandads who tell it as it is... god bless em both xx
cartoonie guy I live in Bolton if you want to meet for a fight? you got a car ? let's go
cartoonie guy I'll drive to wherever. let's see if you have the mettle
Ben Smith stfu
Amazing Grandpa he is. He's honest to the core. Just himself. Reminds me of my dad in a lot of ways. Although my dad is not his age. He instantly protects you. Instantly goes for somebody who messes with you in any way. My Granddad was the same way.
Love all the Scottish ppl and the way they sound . Lots of love from Saudi Arabia
"Ignorant" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼
3:08 "ignorant" I can barely catch my breath I'm laughing so much.
He's absolutely brilliant...Love him.
God I miss home.
I'm the same. Can't say ignorant or ornament to save my life.
Scottish people are the most kindhearted people I ever met. Still can't understand your accent but who cares, you rock 🤘
We really are, till were pissed lol
@@leonhamilton5294 aye
We are good until u take the piss then its night night..
I’m scottish! :3
I’m fine unless you piss me aff, then al knock aff yer head way a lawnmower-
This old boy probably kept a few plastic surgeons in a job in the 60's
Euan scotland Ha!
He is so old, his blood is solid.
Lol😂😂😂😂😂fucking brilliant!
Lol
Love the Scots to bits ,the best laugh we ever had .stayed in bathgate with the rugby ,very kind people couldn't do enough for you.😁❤ stayed at the dreadnought hotel about 20 welsh boy's we had a great sunday roast back to the airport plane back to cardiff easy. MARK JONES
I live in bathgate aswell 😂😂😂😂
That’s so lovely to hear, the Dreadnought had a really popular rock club round the back for many years, but such a shame, the beautiful sandstone building itself is abandoned and being left to rot 😢!
Give this guy his own channel
We need more content from this gentleman
This man is a gift from God.
If he existed of course.
@@scorpionfiresome3834 then ask him. Go before the cross in prayer and ask Jesus to forgive you of all sin, ask him to be lord of your life and start to trust in him and him alone. Then you'll know if God exists or not.
@@samconduct1356 what about tother religions? Why should i trust jesus?
@@THE______TRUTH for the crusaders
I love the Scottish, the accent is AWESOME! a good, strong and relentless decent race
I love this accent and this adorable little man, I am Italian and I thought my nonno cursed a lot buts yours may have him beat!
I love this video so much. Your typical wee Scottish Granda. God bless him, what an amazing character.
Scottish people have the best accents.
True Scottish folk here proud to be Scottish right here👍🏻💙😂
I knoe
Aye hen but I've some bad news fer ya. Yer a dug. Didya ken that afore or are ye just finding that oot? Dugs cannae vote either. At least I dinnae think so. Maybe they can the noo.
+Frank Kelly hahahaha that nae negative is just brutal
+Frank Kelly hahah very funny🙄
+VidswithSam why am I normally the only Scot then I come here and I don't feel special
i love this old chap ! he should have his face on the scottish tenner!!
I love the scottish
Kieran Lee Joseph McMenemy I love us too
He’s as Scottish as a Scot can possibly get.
That mans frightened of no man he’s game as fuck if I win the lottery he’ll be my head of security
I wish there was more videos I could watch this legend all the time,mans pure class!
I love being Scottish FOR SCOTLAND
+Watermelon Gaming ayemate, fuckin pushin 80 and he's still a hard man,
Yass Scotland 😂 proud to be Scottish 😂
+Lord Touettes i love being socttish as well mate..im in florida for fuck sake lad
aye fuck sake
YES MATE
"it was oot th frent" - you Scots have some strong accents. Dub accent the best 😂😂
That huge reefer he's smoking whilst sounding off. What a gangster ! 😂
I wish i could be in Scotland so i could hear stuff like this everyday 🤣
Trust me I'm Glaswegian you would it's part of our banter 😅🏴
@@assi2424so true. I miss it
I love Scotland. I want to live there--almost purely for the people's accents.
Cassandra Harris We will make you very welcome.
Just make sure you do not meet the Glasgow police they are not so friendly
Aye, Scottish accents are awesome- just stay outta Glasgow and whitehill- i live in whitehill, and every c*nt are absolute junkies-
@@jaidenkitty9962 tbh you get junkies everywhere in scotland
theres no escape
that's clearly not in Scotland, there's a fruitbowl!
rodger g They must be rich
It west of scotland coatbride
rodger g. There posh, from Edinburgh. No Killie that's for sure.👊🗣
He would tan that front bowl over your coupen 😭😭😭
rodger g that's the best comment I've seen lol
Scottish accent is unique. The girl's accent is beautiful. I noticed this when I watched Gregory's girl. The girls sound lovely.
Random Guy she's Glaswegian like the grandad and me
Lanarkshire pal, why do ye comment on every fucking Scottish video trying to big up Glasgow lmao
Stop embarrassing yourself
+Alan Partridge youve got issues mate whats it to you what this guy does in his spare time? fuck up
Sounds lovely !!! she'd probably stick the head on ya .if you was late home .😂
Random Guy personally, as an Northeasterner I don’t think the girls accent is as beautiful as some out there, the accents up here in the north are so much more dramatic, and funny 😂
Brilliant footage. Love the old school boys they know so much. God bless him ❤❤
Lol. So funny. I'm from the states. I know they are speaking English but can't understand most of it. I love this guy. It's like the grandfather everyone wishes they had.
> Native german speaker
> quite good english speaker
> cant understand a word
Don’t worry I’m an American and I can hardly understand them xD
Fanny
@@LeGheyTrash Ken means know, awfa means awful, ne means no, cunt means vagina, etc
My mum was Irish and she was really funny too just like this guy. Thanks for sharing this it’s so funny
My German dog was just as funny as this guy too! What a small world
I don't think the lad's Irish
@@Jrmofficial7067Did it have a German accent?
Yes I think your right, but my mum was like that, but she was irish
@@carl-wheezer funny enough it had an American accent!
Scottish Grandads are the best.. Mine was an absolute legend too.x
“FUCKING COW” to the dog😂😂🤣
5 min later...."Awww, ma wee Sasha. Shes a good dog."
"Aye its alway your fucking fault eh"
Love this guy ...Respect your elders they are the greatest generation
As soon as the video starts hes already sticking his fingers up at somebody, haha
He's brilliant honestly haha world class
Called the dog a cow. Love it
This is a Scottish person on a good day, you’d hate to see them having a bad one
This is why us Scots are loved world wide! Simples. ...
This is fucking amazing! She done well there lol, The papa on form!!
Thanks for the laughs and smiles. He acts and sounds EXACTLY like my father, who passed away about 4 years ago.
If I close my eyes it’s like my father is sitting next to me, swearing at our dog.
One time he called me at work while I was away from my desk. I got a message that an “angry Pakistani man”
had called looking for me.
Good times.
🤣🤣🤣
This made me howl...my Dad is a scot and when we lived in Swaziland...he arrived at the golf club to play a round. He asks the Swazi caddy to get his clubs " oot the boot n am away in ey pey fir ma roon" and the caddy turns to him and says " sorry boss...I don't speak Afrikaans"😂 your post did make me howl and brought that memory back for me...thank you...only Scottish kids would get this 😅
He's soooooo sweet & kind of a badass!!! You're lucky to have him!
I’ve just realised I’m an old Scottish man stuck in 43 year old welsh woman’s body!! This is too friggin accurate! 😂😂😂😂
I understand a good 70% and the distinctive swear words. This guy is adorable in a hilarious way. 😂💕 good job grandpa!
I imagine my pitbull has a Glaswegian accent
Scottish people seem to be angry most of the time LOLZ
Fuck you lol
Old fucking wee bashtards
Nawwww theyre alright.
Naw m8, thats us in our chill state.
Happy being mental
There is nothing in the world that could be more genuine than a Scottish families loyalty.This Gentleman is complete class.loved the bit about, "don't care wit size 'e is I'll bite his heid aff...and his dugs"sorry if I got the quote abit wrong but I couldn't remember word for word as I'm still laughing hysterically. What makes it so wonderful is every word he said he ment and God help the cunt with the dog cause that Gentleman will do everything he said.much love from your biggest fan xxx
Everybody knows a auld man like this, naturally hilarious at that age 🤣
Believe it not. I am from Scotland this is what most of the older men in my life sounded like growing up in Glasgow. 😂🤣😅 That's why I was always timid because everyone around me was so strong and passionate, you can get lost in all the strong personalities easy.
You know what they say "shy bairns dinnae get the sweeties"
I hear you pal, same.
The pits like rab c
Lol love him. He reminds me of my grandad who is half Scottish and half Jamaican.
The Scott's are mad, and that accent you could listen to all day brilliant ☘👍
That lass is on the winde up, he's calm with out that numty round him.
Love the Scottish people greetings from Liverpool
I haven't laughed like that for ages!!!!!
+J.B Mac Forever aye we are 😂
Didn’t even think twice. Once she said it he started walking towards the door to find the guy. My grandmother was the same way!
Love the Scottish♡met a man from Glasgow once. We made fun of how eachother spoke. He was a beautiful man. This one here is a treasure. Thank you for sharing.
This man could end a war in the matter of a second
I LOVE SCOTTISH PEOPLE!! The accent is wicked!!🤣
different accents from his wife here th-cam.com/video/tXpQna8WRB8/w-d-xo.html
this dude is a legend hahah classic old-school scot
A true scotish grandad i should know i have one
This grandad reminds me of my own Papa. (: Feisty, tough old bird!
Angry grandpa's lost Scottish brother.
Every Jock I’ve ever met I’ve had a laugh with love the Scottish most down to earth people you can meet😂