The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
Translating every spanish part 1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way) 3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd 3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part 9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
0:17 the cats like: "damn why is your fur so long?!" 😂
He is very eepy
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
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@@GummybearVr👅
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
0:10
8:14 bro sounds like two marbles hitting against each other
He sounds like those oval shaped magnet things hitting each other.
@@namelessnavnls8060 bullet magnets?
The most accurate description I've ever heard 😂
@@durratulaishah3703 very much so 💀
i think what i love most about this video is how many different languages are in it. all around the world, humans are consistently baffled by cats
ASALAMUALAIKUM, wah
Indeed i am 0:09
Look it da Eepy guy
Yeeeooooooo!
2:50 bro really said😴
the title is misleading. he is actually plotting world domination.
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
Dogs an American citizen
Oddly specific, don't you think?
0:37 bowling ball type ahh cat 🎳🎳🎳
13:29 putting on a show for schlatt 😂.
Worse than 99'
AYO WHAT THE FU-
8:15 funniest meow I've ever heard! 😂
8:18 bro sounds like what happens when you throw two magnets together and they make that weird sound
Yessss the snake eggs magnets. Zzzzztttt!
8:14
Bro speaks fluent particle accelerator startup
2:50 love him sm
2:50 "fuck are u doi- oh- oh ok... this is nice..."
I love how cat videos always attract the fellow sillies of the internet!
I am one of them, muehehehe >:3
7:46 bro is performing a ritual
4:36 HIS TOES, WHY IS HE CURLING THEM LIKE THAT 😭
Bc floor's cold
Cause he cat
he's taking a huge shit
The eepy needs to sleepy 😂
2:11 awawawa made me roll to mars😂😂
1:55 how can this cat be so relatable man 😭😭😭😭
2:35 umm 💀💀✋
😰
Sus ☠️👍
@@Cannela_kat58 💀💀
I think those cats are mates. I have two cats that are mates and they do that sometimes
5:27 so cute
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
8:05 Half life moment
I wish cars were real ☹️
Me too buddy... 😔😔😔
same (Tʖ̯T)
Same 😞
Same :
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Aw! (*’(OO)’*) cute! an adorable little 🐱kitten headbutts the 📷camera 1:22
1 kitty 2 kitty 3 kitty?
INFINTY KITTY
Infinity kitty
5:37 that cats fur is so pretty ToT
These videos are the only thing that is keeping my brain from snapping my sanity in half these cats cannot leave my phone
1:17 🤨
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2:23 - 2:26
the cat 5 mins after: "...wait- WHO GON FEED ME"
4:52 I COULD HEAR THE “i ‘unno. are you?”
AY MORE ENERGY MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE FOOTWORK AY AY AY
With the kitty cat cat cat cat doing😂❤ I’m watching this with my cat❤
6:43 professional chef👍
if you're worried about the cat at 1:30 dont be, cats are built to survive falls of up to 10 metres
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
cats always land on their feet, except when they land on their faces.
4:01 GODAMNN
🍑Thicc boi
✨🧚♀️0:28 SHE WAS A FAIRY 🧚♀️ ✨
This video reminds me of why I am a cat person 😸
I'm more into snails
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
@@dianewaynewood4477 Based snail enthusiast
7:46 brud was fighting their inner demons 💀
8:15 he sounds like those 2 oval magnets
Thank you for this blessing
Cats are my favorite things🥰
1:51 SCOURGE? (White paw)
7:46 is so funny 😂😂😂😂
Feel like the one attacking her when wears the glasses is because of its own reflection 😂
Rizzing cat
6:29 links calmest interaction with a cat
0:26 Horrible car crash
I think “Who tf said you can eat my food?” Sounded like my brother lol
2:18 😂😂😂
Pov:The Cat was like i am a bird
Pov: us She was a fairy 😂😂😂😂
2:08 oanom nom nom 😋😼
The cat is making cookies 🍪 3:47
This cat smokes a pack a day 😭 4:45
Cute cat memes will truly never die and I'm okay with it
Translating every spanish part
1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way)
3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd
3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part
9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
ily for this
0:13 me on a Monday morning be like:
8:16 bro sounds like those clicking magnet things
1:34 "she was a ✨fairy✨"
"he started understanding that shit" had me dying
1 kitty 2 kitty………3”kitty”
Tonyhwha😂😂😂
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
gee, I sure wish there was a fun and simple way to pass the time right about now!
the jovial rattlesnake egg magnets: 8:15
4:38 Quite honestly, I'm caught up on what this music is. Even AHA Music can't identify it!
Луна - Грустный дэнс (Hardstyle remix) :D
@@setchi885OMg THANK YOU!!!!!!
this part got me rolling to neptune 11:27
9:15 bros fighting demons ✋💀
6:07 this is not what we do we just FIGHT FOR THE GORILLA KINGDOM
3:58
ah, love the new roomba skin.
1:55 holy moly
correct, he did not meow. he “*RRRrEeEEEeeEHhhHhRRrRreeEEeE*”
im in literal tears from laughing
At 4:47 bro turned into a motorcycle 😭😭😭
8:47 bro sounded dissapointed after she said not the cat
9:16 Bros feet are sentient and their kicking his own face
2:38 the cat is actually just saying hi to the other cat
I love cats so much
4:12 bro I flinched
4:49 cat booting cat os chime
9:05 TIMMY THE CHONK!!!!!
Oh my God!! The coat of the black and grey cat at 5:38! It's exquisitely beautiful!! 😍
Give him some water! 🌊⛲💧🍶🌧️
0:30 i wasn't expecting the other cat
the thumbnail, i need
Вокалист лжает xD
i’m new here what are these things
car
car
2:06
Atleast bros cat doest try to eat the other cats food
Candy:🫸 wrapper:👍
60% no brain 40% pain
Very random but does anyone know the song at 4:38 ?
Luna - grustni dance hardstyle remix
@@susabobus THANK YOUYOUYOUYOU SO MUCHUCHUCH 🫶
9:16 Men in September trying to resist the urge to…
To do what🧐
8:07 lil bro thinks he’s getting killed by puppies
5:04 and 1:29 TURKISH
Bruh I have the same cat feeder at :47 and my cat heard the beep and the food drop and he sprinted
Cuteeeeeeeeeee
head empty no thoughts
I subscrib
8:15 that AINT a meow 💀💀💀