What was the first (known) maths mistake?

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  • @standupmaths
    @standupmaths  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    To answer a common comment: I think the correct version should be 10 × ½ = 5. You could argue 5 × ½ = 2½ but I think it's not in keeping with the tablet.
    Also: people seem to enjoy this new style of high production value video. And there could be plenty more where that came from, if, you know... www.patreon.com/standupmaths

    • @frool76
      @frool76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It would be great if you would've included some examples of the operation in use. You're most likely right with your point it was supposed to be 10*(1/2)=5, but maybe it was the definition of a somehow neutral operation? Without knowing more about their math system, it's hard to tell if the writing or our understand is wrong.

    • @jorn-jorenjorenson5028
      @jorn-jorenjorenson5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yes, those animations are so great and the ancient styled music and jingles are awesome, really loved it!

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I really love your theme remixes!

    • @ThePhoenixpaw
      @ThePhoenixpaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But, there's another mistake. You see Ku Shim's mistake wasn't the first know to man, but the oldest to survive to this day. But then, what mathematician cares about accuracy?

    • @Cr42yguy
      @Cr42yguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I still like seeing your face though. Your grin is priceless!

  • @peeng3066
    @peeng3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8700

    “Don’t worry, everyone makes mistakes, no one will remember tomorrow.”
    5000 years later:

    • @elrac7333
      @elrac7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Poor person will never live it down.

    • @sammeboi7920
      @sammeboi7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Well, I bet no one remembered it the next day

    • @raharmakis
      @raharmakis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      I filled out 50 000 Tablets in my day... And you Kept the THREE I F'd Up on!!! Gawd... Why did we ever invent Human Resources!!!

    • @skalra63
      @skalra63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Ha, remember that kushim guy that got that multiplication wrong?

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tomorrow never comes

  • @janTasita
    @janTasita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5274

    I hope everyone realizes that this video is about 5000 year old spreadsheets.

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      beautiful

    • @Allumik
      @Allumik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      5000y old spreadsheets on 5000y old tablets

    • @stevenmcclary534
      @stevenmcclary534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Allumik the more things change...

    • @tekvax01
      @tekvax01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ...and spreadsheets on a tablet, no less! :P

    • @sgttomas
      @sgttomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually thought of my workplace during the video

  • @coltin1494
    @coltin1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2534

    Moral of the story: Even if you're an ancient accountant, the internet will still make fun of you

    • @yeetdosis39
      @yeetdosis39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      no one escapes lmao

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We really be out here laughing at some guy that made a small math mistake from 5000 years ago

    • @AlecsNeo
      @AlecsNeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Looking at this video , the system in the video makes as much sense as the imperial system

    • @yeetdosis39
      @yeetdosis39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlecsNeo lmao

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nugcon our species have always been assholes to each other so this is not that unexpected

  • @coltin1494
    @coltin1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3064

    Kushim : "work is so stressful"
    Kushim's wife: "its ok, what's the worse that can happen?"
    *5000 years later* "lol check out this dumbass"

    • @FLS96
      @FLS96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Two top comments in one video.. nice

    • @coltin1494
      @coltin1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FLS96 battin 1000 on this vid lol
      I'll never understand the YT algorithm, I wrote both comments back to back, the other one got likes and this one had 0 likes for the first 2 months then YT started showing it to people again, probably since the other comment was getting likes, idk this came outta nowhere

    • @MitchellD249
      @MitchellD249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name. In some ways men can be immortal." - Ernest Hemingway
      One of those ways is apparently being an idiot.

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MitchellD249 don’t forget the guy who sold bad copper

    • @kylezo
      @kylezo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the only kind of brutally dark humor that makes my meaningless existence slightly less unbearable for a brief moment lol

  • @tankinator451
    @tankinator451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3722

    Plot twist: this isn’t the earliest recorded math mistake, it’s the earliest recorded embezzlement scheme

    • @ultimatecalibur
      @ultimatecalibur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Or record of a minor loss of 15 bowls of barley due to spillage, settling, pests or testing when transferring between storage containers. 15 bowls is only a .38% loss of the roughly 3910 bowls they had

    • @hamag3655
      @hamag3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      @@ultimatecalibur They just "fell off the chariot".

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@hamag3655 Quite tragic to lose 20 bowls of barley. I don't know what we'll do after losing those 21 bowls

    • @orion5992
      @orion5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ultimatecalibur good point!

    • @rauminen4167
      @rauminen4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@taelim6599 I think we should ignore those 25 bowls. It's such a small amount. What do you think Nisa? You can sign off on those missing 30 bowls, right?

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    “I forgot to check my work, oh well, I’m sure no one will notice.”
    -Kushim, not knowing how wrong he was.

    • @migtrewornan8085
      @migtrewornan8085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You'd think 15 bowls out of 30,000 probably wasn't a error he got in trouble for.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I believe that quote is universal to everyone who ever worked out some math.

    • @MichaelOnines
      @MichaelOnines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@migtrewornan8085 Considering how imprecise a bowl is as a practical measuring implement, that's well within the margin of measurement error. I doubt their bowls were calibrated to 0.05%, and even if they were, the measurement process using bowls wouldn't be that precise.

    • @tomaskot9278
      @tomaskot9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If he only knew his error would get all over TH-cam.

    • @peterkelley6344
      @peterkelley6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomaskot9278 or would be known all over the world!

  • @bigbayesian9395
    @bigbayesian9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    “Why do I need learn math, I’ll be able to carry my abacus anywhere!”

    • @derpmann2615
      @derpmann2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol yeaaah..... funny how we never corrected that.....

    • @knexman427
      @knexman427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beautifully said

    • @10names55
      @10names55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Math is not only calculations

    • @GBOAC
      @GBOAC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@10names55 woooosh

    • @jeffcampsall5435
      @jeffcampsall5435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm looking forward to when you can wear an abacus on your wrist 👍

  • @robnorris4770
    @robnorris4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    That symbol for which you don’t know the meaning means “Do NOT show this tablet to the tax collector”.

    • @orion5992
      @orion5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      GREAT POINT!

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Or maybe: "This is the version for the tax collector" (since it's short)

    • @EdwardNavu
      @EdwardNavu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@thePronto "For tax reference"

    • @Bumi-90
      @Bumi-90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It might be the symbol, to throw away this tablet, because of an error in accounting

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I assumed it was the location of where the barley was stored or from what area was harvested from.

  • @TheAssassin409
    @TheAssassin409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    poor Kushim, being remembered 5000 years later only for his mistakes.

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It's a _certain kind_ of immortality, for sure...

    • @flippinkamikaze8738
      @flippinkamikaze8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Better Kushim than Abu Hajar...

    • @Kokurorokuko
      @Kokurorokuko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      just like Matt Parker

    • @Bismvth
      @Bismvth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Also for being a fcking baller apparently, selling metric tonnes of beer

    • @givrally7634
      @givrally7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Better than being known for selling really shitty copper...

  • @justindie7543
    @justindie7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    Space archeologists reading my physics homework 5000 years from now:
    “Haha look he got his math wrong”

    • @peter9477
      @peter9477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Also your professor, reading it tomorrow...

    • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
      @T33K3SS3LCH3N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      "This homework by Justin is the last time any human ever did math mistake. He represents the last holdover of this dark age of humanity. Please point and laugh."

    • @trueaidooo
      @trueaidooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@T33K3SS3LCH3N not until we get robot brain implants will we stop making math mistakes

    • @jozsefkalmar7054
      @jozsefkalmar7054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@trueaidooo not even then if our implants are anything like early Pentiums

    • @DanielGonzalez-pg6pc
      @DanielGonzalez-pg6pc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why do I see you literally everywhere

  • @MinnesotaExpat
    @MinnesotaExpat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    What I'm taking from this as a 21st century engineer: there are two constants in civilization, beer and paperwork.

    • @kingumi644
      @kingumi644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what about death and taxes

    • @Igor_054
      @Igor_054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@kingumi644 It is all connected. Beer causes death and taxes cause paperwork.

    • @rainbowrotcod
      @rainbowrotcod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lawliet2263 and juicy men.

    • @paule_muc
      @paule_muc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Id argue that paperwork causes beer but thats just me

    • @bag.a.6465
      @bag.a.6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paule_muc it's all interdependant, such is the way of history.

  • @SkyWriter25
    @SkyWriter25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Henceforth, messing up a math problem will be know as “pulling a Kushim”.

    • @leonardolopes618
      @leonardolopes618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Classic Kushim square.

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The silly sanga

    • @Oricksio
      @Oricksio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      kushim moment

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neilgerace355 sussy baka

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kushim Parker was Matt's ancestor

  • @John73John
    @John73John 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    Imagine if people are still talking about the Parker Square 5,000 years from now.

    • @oliverbrooker882
      @oliverbrooker882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @8:22

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@oliverbrooker882 waitwaitwait _that’s what that was_

    • @dannydgeek
      @dannydgeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I laughed so loud at 8:22 that I think my neighbors wonder about me. Some things don't change.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything is recorded everywhere. It's more likely than you think!

    • @BigBubbles9000
      @BigBubbles9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All that will be remembered is the Parker Square

  • @oopsthatwentwell
    @oopsthatwentwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    You missed a point in the closing statement
    - we are still making mistakes
    - we are still brewing beer
    - And we are still use tablets

    • @kurumi394
      @kurumi394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ah, humans. Don't ever change

    • @paradauxio
      @paradauxio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You just made a math mistake if your own. You claim to have "a" point yet provide 3 distinct points. I'm sure you and Kushim would get along just fine!

    • @AfonsodelCB
      @AfonsodelCB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@paradauxio are you trying to bait someone into correcting you with your fake correction? is this all a ploy?? well I replied to you!! are you happy now??!?!!

    • @AfonsodelCB
      @AfonsodelCB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      btw it's "using tablets" OP, but oh well

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@paradauxio That was covered that in the first point. :)

  • @Voodoomaria
    @Voodoomaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    The first math mistake was:
    "Look, there's THREE of us, and only ONE Mammoth. Dudes, we got this."

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He means mistakes in math, not mistakes caused by math.
      Hey wooooshers, I'm just making a correction. I understand the joke.

    • @aidangarvey7049
      @aidangarvey7049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anawesomepet just because you understand the joke doesn't make your comment completely pointless

    • @the-real-zpero
      @the-real-zpero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's a judgment error not a math error.
      Your joke doesn't even work.

    • @sandybathwater8385
      @sandybathwater8385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed, that makes the joke worthwhile. :)

    • @FeedsNoSliesMusic
      @FeedsNoSliesMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's true, many forget that mammoths are four people each.

  • @willsbury5150
    @willsbury5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    plot twist: kushim was embezzling and just didn't expect anyone to check his work.

    • @sadkritx6200
      @sadkritx6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And here we are 5000 years later 😅😂

    • @estergrant6713
      @estergrant6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      plot twist kushim was embezzling, expected his work to be checked against the actual grain and so built in some “breakage” on the record so that the record matched what the grain was

  • @The_Tactical_Taco
    @The_Tactical_Taco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    The lesson I learned today is:
    If you get caught practicing "creative accounting", just claim it's a maths mistake...

    • @kendalbridges897
      @kendalbridges897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      seeing as how it's in the cooking range of things it simply could have been lost due to bad batch, spillage, spoilage, and they just didn't include the reason for the shortage in the document

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jimmy Carr is taking notes

    • @leogama3422
      @leogama3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "It's just a small bug in the code, anyone could have made this mistake"

    • @judgeomega
      @judgeomega 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or better yet; destroy the evidence

    • @peterhayton5417
      @peterhayton5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or clam it as a spelling mistake

  • @00Krohnos
    @00Krohnos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "Typed into their tablet" got me

    • @tiberiu_nicolae
      @tiberiu_nicolae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kushim should've turned on auto-correct

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Siri's voice recognition wasn't nearly so good back then.

    • @gasdive
      @gasdive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They were touch sensitive tablets too.

    • @josephcohen734
      @josephcohen734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gasdive Great dad joke, among the best in fact

    • @Kyrelel
      @Kyrelel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Type" is another word for "impression", so .. :/

  • @Metalhammer1993
    @Metalhammer1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    To save Kushim's honor here: that's nozt a maths mistake. that is history's first ever typo!

    • @rayes119
      @rayes119 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right
      Assuming we interpreted it correctly

  • @adanpalomo9879
    @adanpalomo9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I too tend to make math mistakes when large amounts of beer are involved

    • @justanalien7255
      @justanalien7255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don't derive while drunk

    • @ljoreilly1068
      @ljoreilly1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just an alien underrated comment

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justanalien7255 Don't Drink and Derive.

    • @michaelcherokee8906
      @michaelcherokee8906 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make math mistakes when stone cold sober. When beer is involved, math makes me mistakes!

  • @donnalysan
    @donnalysan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    I remember once reading a guide to stockkeeping for royal courts. It stated that you had to remove 0.03% from a total of grain bushels to allow for settling and crushed grains. The manuscript I read was from Denmark in the 18th century and warned that it was unethical to punish grainkeepers for this natural disappearance, which has been documented since time immeasurable.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      So, the stock keepers were cereal offenders?

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@smaakjeks I don't think you've read what they wrote properly

    • @joep4life
      @joep4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think the expression is "time immemorial"

    • @MrJeberg
      @MrJeberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      There's a Danish phrase "being round-handed". Now it means "one who gladly gives money/stuff to others", but back in the day when tax collectors met with peasants to get grain as tax, they would dig into a grain bag with a big cup, and scrape off the top with their hand, to ensure they took exactly a cup of grain. However some collectors curved their hand so that they got more grain per cup; they were being "round-handed". This of course upset farmers and at some point the tax collectors were ordered to use a scraping stick instead to avoid cheating.
      This is what I remember reading, but correct me if I'm wrong.

    • @Jehty21
      @Jehty21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@RandomTomatoSoup I don't think you have read what he wrote properly.

  • @itwasinthispositionerinoag7414
    @itwasinthispositionerinoag7414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    My man Ku Shim skimming 15 bowls of barley off the top for his personal brewery

    • @BrianSantero
      @BrianSantero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "But I *knead* this barley for myself."

    • @volodyadykun6490
      @volodyadykun6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We just didn't found his personal tablets with perfect maths

    • @evansaschow
      @evansaschow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold up. Is that a Kripperino for a different channel?

    • @jeffreyhueseman7061
      @jeffreyhueseman7061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Inventory was taken, 15 bowls of wastage or sampling losses.

    • @peterkelley6344
      @peterkelley6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffreyhueseman7061 That may be more the reason for the error.

  • @tetraphobie
    @tetraphobie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I can imagine they were aware of the wrong symbol being used in that tablet but didn't correct it because clay tablets are hard to fix.
    Happens way too often among programmers nowadays. "It's not a bug worth fixing if it's a pain in the butt to fix and we have a workaround."
    Fascinating video btw.

    • @trueriver1950
      @trueriver1950 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Notice how both USB sticks and clay tablets hold their info on silicon: it's just packaged rather differently

    • @Red1Revival
      @Red1Revival 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think your theory is most likely correct. it's the most reasonable. it's something we know is likely to happen, and likely to occur in the way you describe

  • @willyolio9590
    @willyolio9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    this is why math teachers always need you to show your work.
    so people can laugh at you 5000 years later

    • @2Fast4Mellow
      @2Fast4Mellow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What makes you think your teachers aren't laughing at you right now???

  • @squeakybunny2776
    @squeakybunny2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    8:22 is that seriously the Parker square...
    Matt... Never change...

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well spotted. wow!

    • @Wolb
      @Wolb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want that Parker Square on a t-shirt!

    • @BrandonDoran00
      @BrandonDoran00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had no idea what the animation was supposed to be, but once the lines crosses it clicked, and I broke out laughing.

    • @TheAstip
      @TheAstip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scrolled down to find this - my friend is confused why i'm so happy about this

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Don't try to make the Parker Square a thing!"
      - Matt Parker, 2016

  • @goldrake821
    @goldrake821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    They say you die twice:
    once when you actually die, and again when nobody remembers your name.
    Well, long live ku shim!

    • @AfonsodelCB
      @AfonsodelCB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      uh... I mean, I don't know the history of these documents, but if they went missing for any length of time, wouldn't his name have been forgotten and then remembered again? does that mean he died twice already and came back to life?

    • @andrewhawkins6754
      @andrewhawkins6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@AfonsodelCB Christ may have risen after 3 days, but Kushim took a few thousand years

    • @felicvik9456
      @felicvik9456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@andrewhawkins6754 Really long respawn time

    • @luiservela
      @luiservela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I heard it different: you die first when you realize you will die. You die second when your heart stops. You die third when your name is pronounced for the last time.

    • @mjp121
      @mjp121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, weird thinking that I have every intent to live longer than the first recorded name. Not 'live on in history,' just... live. Might not make it, but I'm hopeful.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Kushim's Ghost be like "God damnit they still talk about that?"

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    5:12 Wow, that bowl-dot system makes almost as little sense as imperial units!

    • @ClaireGrob
      @ClaireGrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Metric? Sounds like Egyptian nonsense. We would never be able to cultivate wheat with metric! Bowl-Dot is the PATRIOTIC measurement system of Mesopotamia

    • @gavinpascucci3419
      @gavinpascucci3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The bowls and dots make perfect sense if you count in base 60

    • @RJSRdg
      @RJSRdg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Depends how you look at things - for past civilisations an inch (roughly the length of the end of your thumb), a foot, a cubit (length from your elbow to the end of your middle finger) were measurements everyone could relate to, even if everyone's inches, feet and cubits were different sizes, you could usually get a decent approximation.
      Units based on 1 ten millionth of the distance from the North Pole to the equator are rather harder to visualise!

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RJSRdg sure, but by "imperial units" I meant the _system_ of measurements and not how handy the individual units are when you're stranded on a desert island without a tape measure.
      These days we need to calculate more and count less and there, the system based on the length of the king's foot really shows its age. But hey, if you're really in a pinch, a yard's about a meter.

  • @FrankAtanassow
    @FrankAtanassow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    This was extremely well-produced. Kudos to your graphic designer.

    • @Zolbat
      @Zolbat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And don't forget the music

    • @kaiirossbaird7623
      @kaiirossbaird7623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, also one couple thousand years old guy - that's a tileset from The Royal Game of Ur.

    • @JarvidO
      @JarvidO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They wanted to do the soomer meme

    • @dg-hughes
      @dg-hughes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wouldn't it be funny if the animator made a mistake. Then 5,000 years later a Blorgon holo-influencer finds it and sees a name "William Marler".

  • @MrMattie725
    @MrMattie725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    8:22 I'm not doing the maths but I'm going to assume that's a Parker square!

    • @glenmatthes8839
      @glenmatthes8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I did the maths and can confirm that it's a Parker Square. The small bowls in the upper right are the exponent (2). And going across each row from left to right gives 29, 1, 47, 41, 37, 1, 23, 41, 29 which is, in fact, the Parker Square. (obviously square each number - that's what the exponent of 2 does)

    • @johnarken1810
      @johnarken1810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Was looking for this comment!

    • @glenferris3071
      @glenferris3071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love it

    • @jaimieritchie
      @jaimieritchie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what I thought! Put in on a t-shirt!

    • @edtsch
      @edtsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's exactly what I thought when I saw it!

  • @ericcolvin3546
    @ericcolvin3546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    5:48 "Probably made sense at the time..." I expect it did.
    5 x 6 is close to the number of days in a month, and ten times that feels reassuringly close to the number of days in a year - for which other mathematicians would surely have been developing systems (all civilisations seem to enjoy predicting movements of the sun, moon, stars and planets - one reason, I'm willing to bet, that we retain 360° in a circle, with 90 of those degrees in a right angle).
    9,000 divides by 360 elegently into 25. If you are doing these sorts of calculations without the aid of more recent calculating machines, systems that work with factors of 3, 4, 5 and 10 are all very handy for mental arithmetic and division into shares.

    • @ebob0531
      @ebob0531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I suspect also there may have been use in this divisions for being put on an abacus (which would be very limited in space and number of counting beads that could be placed on it). So helping in both mental math and use of an abacus wouldve been crucial

    • @WJS774
      @WJS774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Round numbers in base 10 are pretty bad if you want to divide them evenly. 100 has only seven factors, while 90, despite being smaller, has ten. 360 has 22, compared to only 13 in 400.

  • @athingwhichexists
    @athingwhichexists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    turns out that when your brain is reminding you of that one mistake you made when you're going to sleep, its actually warning you that people thousands of years in the future will be bringing it up

  • @harry.tallbelt6707
    @harry.tallbelt6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Wow, props to the animator, this looks so pretty! (Props to the person who rerecorded the channel's theme too!)

    • @JacobRy
      @JacobRy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i know this is some effort wow

  • @The_Void_Alchemist
    @The_Void_Alchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    The adventures of kushim and nisa sounds like an amazing sitcom

    • @Ventro_Devientro
      @Ventro_Devientro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      After months of searching, I finally found a person with the exact same profile picture as my Discord profile picture but with different colors and style

    • @The_Void_Alchemist
      @The_Void_Alchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ventro_Devientro i made it myself, so idk what to tell you?

    • @Ventro_Devientro
      @Ventro_Devientro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@The_Void_Alchemist I also made my logo by myself 😅

    • @Ventro_Devientro
      @Ventro_Devientro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You want to see my logo?

    • @The_Void_Alchemist
      @The_Void_Alchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ventro_Devientro hell yeah!

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    8:06 had me really puzzled until the very end of that scene. What a brilliant Easter egg!

    • @tcoren1
      @tcoren1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I figured it was gonna be a parker square immediately but I initially looked at the shapes the symbols made rather than their values

  • @tonyeaglestone4791
    @tonyeaglestone4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wonder if the difference in multipliers could be a result of the way they were stacking/storing the grain. So there could be 5 in a jar, 6 in a crate, ten crates in a row, stacked three high and then 10 rows per area (for example). You could then compare the tablets to the stock to ensure you had what you thought. Essentially building a system based off what you were doing practically.

    • @rogerbye4047
      @rogerbye4047 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This makes a lot of sense. Ten is the only multiplier that occurs more than once; other multipliers based on practicality is quite convincing.

  • @ThePizzaguy542
    @ThePizzaguy542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The animation in this video is gorgeous!

    • @AF-lt2fr
      @AF-lt2fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For sure, it's so clever and slick.

  • @michihaba4435
    @michihaba4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Jack Sparrow meme:
    You are by far the worst ancient acountant I have ever heard of.
    Kushim: But you have heard of me.

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      After Kushim escapes with the entire supply of beer:
      That's got to be the best Accountant I've ever seen...

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This meme has never been more accurate xD

    • @colinharter4094
      @colinharter4094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's also technically the best ancient accountant I've ever heard of.

    • @KjoshWaddellBananasAreGood
      @KjoshWaddellBananasAreGood 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@colinharter4094discounting Nisa here

  • @despy1855
    @despy1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Picture this:
    You’re laying on your deathbed, before your death, you hear your god say:
    “Kusmin, you shall be remember for 5000 years.”
    For what my lord?”
    “Making a math mistake.”
    “NOOOOOOOOO!”

    • @damienasmodeus928
      @damienasmodeus928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Since it was ancient Uruk I would say that instead of the Lord he would see goddess Inanna/Ishtar

  • @alexharbi5546
    @alexharbi5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Don't worry Kushim, they'll forget you even made the mistake by next week"
    5000 thousand years later:

  • @HalcyonSerenade
    @HalcyonSerenade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "Mr. Kushim, I finished transcribing that tablet."
    "Excellent." *signs it in approval*
    "Don't you want to double-check it before signing it, sir?"
    "Ugh... it's been such a long day. Just put it in storage, it's probably fine."
    It wasn't fine.

    • @zeroone171
      @zeroone171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *5000 years later*
      haha, person in the past can't math.

    • @jorgec98
      @jorgec98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wouldn't it be the other way around? Kushim bringing it to Nisa?

    • @HalcyonSerenade
      @HalcyonSerenade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jorgec98 I actually didn't see Kushim's signature on that particular tablet at all, so I was already taking some comedic liberties with this "the _one_ time he didn't check" scenario ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @jorgec98
      @jorgec98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HalcyonSerenade fair enough. I didn't pay it that much attention myself

    • @davidjuarez2215
      @davidjuarez2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Xavier Beauchamp ooh God captain PC

  • @graciouscompetentdwarfrabbit
    @graciouscompetentdwarfrabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    5:50 "You can see each increase is either 3, 5, 6 or 10 times the previous, which probably made sense at the time but did leave the door open for mistakes"
    Where "mistakes" is another name for "Imperial system".

    • @peterkelley6344
      @peterkelley6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MATT PARKER: So what number system would this be???

    • @ceruchi2084
      @ceruchi2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Touché. *cries three drams*

    • @muche6321
      @muche6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even one bowl unit is kinda close to a gallon.

    • @graciouscompetentdwarfrabbit
      @graciouscompetentdwarfrabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@muche6321 COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

    • @mikewilliams6467
      @mikewilliams6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FREEDOM!
      /s

  • @wizewizard1840
    @wizewizard1840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whoever made the animations / art for this episode made a pretty damn good job. Just wanted to say that.

  • @curiouscraw3927
    @curiouscraw3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is such a beautiful video! The animations, the graphics, the sounds, the music, the humour - incredible, I am truly amazed! Even though I must admit finding the first half leading up to the mistake interesting, but a bit lengthy at certain points, I marvel at this edutaining feast!

  • @hmc5208
    @hmc5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    So Matt is definitely an immortal making a video about himself

    • @colemanhoyt5437
      @colemanhoyt5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ice cold 😂😂😂

    • @pyramear5414
      @pyramear5414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shockingly plausible

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You mean Kushim is just old Sumeric for "He who parks"?

    • @Macodra89
      @Macodra89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the parker clay tablet?

    • @exittierone
      @exittierone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, I just made the same comment lmao

  • @davidguthary8147
    @davidguthary8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    8:21
    Don't think we didn't notice that Parker Square!

  • @leodrews3128
    @leodrews3128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    boys with a time machine: no kushum don't write that down!

    • @timballam3675
      @timballam3675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said he did it to troll Stand Up Maths!

  • @afourtrackmind
    @afourtrackmind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is your best production I've seen from you yet
    , great work. THank you.

  • @oscargrouch8256
    @oscargrouch8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Maybe there was a predetermined factor for loss, such as barley being a perishable or mouse food. and the first example shown was not a mistake but just accepted loss and the cost of doing business.

    • @estergrant6713
      @estergrant6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      exactly i think the word is “breakage” (learned that from breaking bad lol) that was my initial thought as well

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He basically says that in the video.

  • @school6268
    @school6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Hey siri, place an order for ten dotless side-bowls of barley" - Kushim probably

    • @MichaelOnines
      @MichaelOnines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big or little dotless side-bowls?

    • @jfan4reva
      @jfan4reva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But was Siri an individual, or a group of people who spent all their time eves-dropping, so that they would know when their services were needed and got a lot of gossip in between. "We have become so reliant on The Siri that we can no longer function without them." - Nisa - 3000bc

    • @thenasadude6878
      @thenasadude6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Siri, Cortana and their competitors would probably come up with some AI nonsense at such a request.
      "I marked an appointment with Barley on Dotless 10, year of the side bowl"

  • @sparrowruth
    @sparrowruth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Splendidly done with the animations and remix of Matt's theme. Well done, everyone!

  • @magnushultgrenhtc
    @magnushultgrenhtc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact: The decorative square images used in the video bumpers, such as 0:50 to 0:57, are the squares of the Royal Game of Ur, which is in the British Museum.

  • @jakobvalinder1772
    @jakobvalinder1772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Good job putting the beer makers in the description credits:
    "Beer by Kushim and Nisa"

  • @ad3z10
    @ad3z10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    It's amazing how the only time base 10 turns up is when counting something organised in sets of 12.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Greatest stupidly simple inventions of humanity:
      Shipping containers
      Luggage with wheels
      The number 0

    • @average-osrs-enjoyer
      @average-osrs-enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably because the days in the month are base 10 too if they use 30 days/month approx

    • @alexandr623
      @alexandr623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      every base is base 10

  • @danilooliveira6580
    @danilooliveira6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I want to do something with my life, something to be remembered for"
    some summerian bureucrat not realizing he was going to be remembered for thousands of years because of a math error on his job.

  • @avoirdupois1
    @avoirdupois1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the artistry on this video, and the clever dialogue.

  • @AndrewTaylorPhD
    @AndrewTaylorPhD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Absolutely loving the alternate versions of the theme song. (Anyone else briefly confused by "molten barley"?)

    • @BrianSantero
      @BrianSantero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard it too! I mean, you could kind of argue that it's boiled and liquefied barley, so sort-of molten!

    • @briansmith8967
      @briansmith8967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@BrianSantero I thought he said Malt and Barley. Malt is what you get when it is allowed to sprout then quenched. It converts the starch to sugar for brewing.

    • @wanderingshade8383
      @wanderingshade8383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@briansmith8967 Yeah, he said Malt and Barley, not Molten barley

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@briansmith8967 Malt and Barley certainly makes a lot more sense.
      Since I've never heard Malt before, I also understood molten barley though. (I'm not a native englisch speaker)
      Now I've learned a new word and thanks to beer, I already know what it means xD

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianjost Next, look up “hops” in relation to beer.

  • @Ogaitnas900
    @Ogaitnas900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The animation and design (and music and script) on this are wonderful

  • @JannikGetsPanic
    @JannikGetsPanic 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Amazing video with great visuals, very well done 👍

  • @Rubrickety
    @Rubrickety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    To be fair, I would probably look up if someone shouted “Kushim!”.

    • @11Kralle
      @11Kralle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reallyschk?

    • @elidrissii
      @elidrissii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao.
      It's a Hebrew joke by the way.

    • @jean-bastienjoly5962
      @jean-bastienjoly5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elidrissii ... what does kushim mean in the joke?

    • @elidrissii
      @elidrissii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jean-bastienjoly5962 Kushi means Cushite, the son of Ham who's the son of Noah, and is traditionally associated with all black people. But in modern Hebrew/Israel, the euphemism treadmill made it equivalent to the N word, in terms of acceptability.
      So in short, kushi is singular n word, while kushim is plural lol.

    • @jean-bastienjoly5962
      @jean-bastienjoly5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elidrissii Okay, i understand the joke. Thanks!

  • @uzimonkey
    @uzimonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I bet when he realized he made the mistake he slapped himself in the forehead and said "well, that's a real Parker Square." He would never know why he said that, or what a Parker Square is, but it seemed to make sense at the time.

    • @Roomsaver
      @Roomsaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This reads like an old text-based adventure prompt or a line from The Stanley Parable

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Parker Square is a timeless idea, it permeates the very fabric of space itself.
      So it's all The Parker Square?
      Always has been.

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Roomsaver Or something the late Sir Terry Pratchett would write.

    • @clemenssuchan5376
      @clemenssuchan5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This line could come straight from a Hitchiker's Guide to Galaxy Book

    • @Xatzimi
      @Xatzimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This definitely sounds like Douglas Adams

  • @BrendenJohnFilms
    @BrendenJohnFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was fantastic! The whole tale is awesome, but the graphics and editing is top notch... I can only imagine how much time that took!

  • @ampleyfly
    @ampleyfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is beautifully well made!

  • @MNalias
    @MNalias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I believe Kushim would be proud to know, that they are an inspiration to us all! To honour them, i shall do some math mistakes at work tomorrow!

    • @sadkritx6200
      @sadkritx6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well this type of math was revolutionary for that time. So unless you make some mistake in advanced mathematics or quantum physics or something the chances are kinda low😅😅

  • @LucenProject
    @LucenProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Yeah, but are Kushim Squares a thing?

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think that'd be Kushim Bowls

    • @Spicarium
      @Spicarium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      8:20 looks like a Kushim square to me

    • @peterandersson3812
      @peterandersson3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Spicarium My thought exactly!

    • @ugojlachapelle
      @ugojlachapelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Spicarium It's Parker's Square.

    • @pahaha70
      @pahaha70 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spicarium I would wear this shirt

  • @Viniter
    @Viniter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a wonderful design and animation! Great job, William Marler!

  • @brandonfrancey5592
    @brandonfrancey5592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    A thousand years in the future, in a class room a teacher briefs their students about Kushim. "And that's how 6000 years ago we recorded our first math mistake. Now on to chapter two where we will talk about a Parker Square."

  • @CircuitrinosOfficial
    @CircuitrinosOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    5000 years from now, an archeologist is going to dig up the parker square.

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone will have to cast one in metal or something

    • @renerpho
      @renerpho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They'll argue whether Parker was a real person, or an institution.

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The editing on this is awesome

  • @elguido
    @elguido 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing topic, amazing presentation, amazing animations. Simply amazing

  • @xenon5066
    @xenon5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Johnny, you've failed your math test, and people remember your name for thousands of years."

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "It goes on your permanent record" was never more true.

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Y'know, as an accountant of a big company who has been struggling a lot working from home and making mistakes, it was nice to hear of someone who made it's own mistakes 5000 years ago, to remember we are all humans after all. Thank you :,)

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I actually suddenly started to like my job more thanks to this video lol.
      It is a job that writing is created for, woah

  • @varungupta9020
    @varungupta9020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    In the afterlife:
    "MY NAME WILL BE FOREVER ETCHED IN HISTORY!"
    "Yoooo, that's really cool! What did you do?"
    "...I did wrong math."

  • @Dan_Divebomb
    @Dan_Divebomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a great video! Loved every second of it.
    Also I'm suggesting that Kushim was side hustling the 'missing' ingredients.

  • @jajssblue
    @jajssblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Whoa! Production quality on this video is impressive. Cool adaptation of the theme!

  • @Jegorex
    @Jegorex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Imagine making a multiplication table for school and 5000 years later people are still grading your homework mistakes

  • @TigruArdavi
    @TigruArdavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great vid as always. I really like your techno-y signature tune in your videos, but that theme-fitting twist to a 'sumerian' style (or how we would imagine it) was really cool for this one 👍🎵

  • @SuperHyperExtra
    @SuperHyperExtra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow!!!!! The QUALITY of this video. The graphics, the music... Congratulations!!

  • @windturbine6796
    @windturbine6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    8:20 ye olde Parker Square

    • @Energya01
      @Energya01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lol'd when I saw the lines appear xD

    • @vincentpelletier57
      @vincentpelletier57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sumerian square

    • @simono.899
      @simono.899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to comment the same. But glad to see some men of culture

  • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
    @user-hk8yp7cw1v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Maybe they were both drunk when that mistake was made...

  • @tectix0
    @tectix0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent animations and cool theme variation!

  • @4.0.4
    @4.0.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow... Some real effort was made on this video! Music and animations are on point!

  • @majorfallacy5926
    @majorfallacy5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    damn, this episode has it's own soundtrack

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The “surface area of a country” video also had an amazing reinstrumentation!

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is the same standup maths theme and I love it
      Wish he would give the opportunity to download it somewhere because it slaps

    • @IroAppe
      @IroAppe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The music creator needs its own TH-cam channel with the soundtracks on it, like many have. (kurzgesagt->Epic Mountain Music , MSFS20->Finishing Move Inc.)

  • @phillee2814
    @phillee2814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I imagine that these tablets were running the original version of windows, from which Windows CE, Windows Me and Windows NT were descended - Windows CeMeNT.
    I'll get my coat.

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I absolutely despise you, Phil. Take my like.

    • @IroAppe
      @IroAppe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fabulous.

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine going years without being pestered by an update

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... yeah, do get it.

  • @chakra6666
    @chakra6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    incredible animations! I love it

  • @LouigiVerona
    @LouigiVerona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Such gorgeous animation!

  • @HO-bndk
    @HO-bndk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The symbol at 6:48 is interpreted by some as a brick building with a chimney; so a granary or brewery maybe.
    Interestingly the oldest known ad is for beer, in about the same time and place that Kushim was working: "Beer from the city of Ebla - the beer with the heart of a lion."

    • @VaebnKenh
      @VaebnKenh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The original Singha 😂

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    * In a job interview *
    Kushim: Hello, my name is Kushim and I'm here for that job offer you posted.
    Interviewer: Kushim? As in, the one who made that counting mistake on that grain trade?
    Kushim: It was a one-time thing!
    Interviewer: No, I think I'll pass.
    * In the afterlife *
    Anubis: State your name, mortal.
    Kushim: My name is Kushim, in my life I was-
    Anubis: Wait, wait... _that_ Kushim? The one who made a counting mistake on that grain trade?
    Kushim: It was just a multiplication mistake! I swear!
    Anubis: I don't know, man... if I let you through, it'd be some real bad rep for us here...
    * Looking inside a museum from the afterlife *
    Guide: This right here is a very ancient and important record we found, it details a man named Kushim
    Kushim: Me? Have they finally appreciated all I've done in my life?
    Guide: He was a man known for making a counting mistake in a grain trade.
    Kushim: Oh, god damn it!

    • @zoromarak8039
      @zoromarak8039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SwordQuake2 Their (Sumerian) Gods were more or less very similar to their Egyptian counterparts.

    • @AliceTheSpider
      @AliceTheSpider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SwordQuake2 most Proto-European Gods are based on Sumerian Gods including Abarahamic religions

    • @enzoqueijao
      @enzoqueijao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SwordQuake2 I skipped the part where Kushim was disowned by his gods, so he had to go die in Egypt.

    • @AliceTheSpider
      @AliceTheSpider 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @wfre devg Majority of European Pagan Gods and myths (especially Egyptian, Greek, Nordic and Celtic) have originated from Anatolian and Mesopotamian Gods where Sumerian God's and myths have affected the most.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I were the ghost of Kushim, I would wear that proudly.

  • @EarlJohn61
    @EarlJohn61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One possibility is that some of the bowls are reserved for tax!

  • @DanksterPaws
    @DanksterPaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The style, theme and artstyle of the video really added to the experience and vibe 🥰🥰🥰

  • @maximilianociaffi5802
    @maximilianociaffi5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:48 Definitely the first icon for Excel.

  • @pleaseenteraname4824
    @pleaseenteraname4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Kushim has been weirdly silent since this video came out

    • @General12th
      @General12th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet their PR team is thinking of ways to try to spin this.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Xavier Beauchamp Thank you.

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@General12th no problem

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leave them alone; they're tired of having to hear the same thing for thousands of years.

  • @Piffsnow
    @Piffsnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful designs, very nice music and interesting story. Thanks! :)

  • @JonBck
    @JonBck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing! Such a nice social connection between then and now!

  • @magnus0017
    @magnus0017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Per the simpsons: "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

  • @elviejohg744
    @elviejohg744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Some guy 5000 years later: "ACKCHYUALLY"

  • @TheSkogemann
    @TheSkogemann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome! Thank you - got your book the other day. :D

  • @22Kyu
    @22Kyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the animation and visuals! Super cool 😄

  • @ivanjefferson4921
    @ivanjefferson4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Kushim: Aw, c'mon guys that just one time and it was back in 4th grade.
    Human 5000 years later: