fr they always sound drugged up and always neglect their kids. kid screaming in the background for food or attention from their dad, "go ask your mum". and the constant swearing around them too
yeah, its crazy how this guy starts saying horrible shit and insults infront of a child, while he is just talking about a spider, like the weirdo is him not the guy talking about the spider
@@slicingonions4398 Yep lol, try to imagine someone behaving like that who also has a full and enriching life. I'll bet you can't! That dude is so miserable. For his sake, hopefully just having a really bad day.
The guy who lost it in the beginning has to have an IQ of like 63. How do these people not knowing they're getting clowned when someone is asking if someone is a human spider lol
that guy was definitely projecting or something. you said nothing sexual at all and his imediate thought was sex and he kept going on about it when you werent even talking 💀
@@RossoverRL Weirdo... Calling inquisitive nerdy sounding people giving some attention to a child's bit... But somehow a rude and disrespectful and swearing and throwing insults infront of their child, doesn't require attention???
So many cries for help probably went unheard by this poor boy trying to tell someone about his capture by the Spider Person. Thank God you brought awareness to this situation
There must be a conspiracy. Everyone knows who the spider is. I think they are in fear for their lives if they out who it is. You are onto something here, Turtle.
I love this guys videos because there’s always the guys who think they can overwhelm turtle with insults and telling him to stfu but he always picks them apart 😂😂😂😂
Cancel me all you want, I don’t even think you should be able to play this freaking darn game if you’re a human spider, idc you can cancel me it’s just my opinion cancel me
The guy in the beginning has to be projecting or something because the level of vilification he placed on you for tryna talk to a kid on a game is crazy.
Between the weirdo freaking out about asking the child a question as if he's projecting some sick shit in his head and the terrible mother who thought it was funny her child just screamed "fuck you" I really can't tell which one is worse.
He finds the most innocent sht to troll over and people lose it lmao
That’s just COD 😂
☠️🤣
It’s wild how people can get this mad lol
It’s so funny how mad he got lol you know that dude is into some nasty junk
@@slicingonions4398yeah he was projecting
Turtles are the natural predator of spiders. No wonder he was afraid.
I wasn’t afraid lol
blud got so defensive when you revealed his identity 🤣🤣
just finished the video. her*
Spiders are sensitive creatures
He was 100% a spider .... Probablt usinf a voice changer to sound human, scary!!!!! 🤛🤯🤜
“blud” 🌽🏀
I mean he was the one who immediately got defensive the second someone brought up human spiders... if anyones a human spider it's him. We got his ahh
The fact you got into the potential human spiders game 3 times in a row was destiny.
And they had the nerve to not care. Ungrateful.
divine intervention. someone had to expose that spider in sheep’s clothing. turtle was born for this. hopefully those kids can find peace.
It was fate to expose them 😂
@@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 *you need to tell me if you’re a spider now.*
@@devonsteinke I’m no spider
He was definitely a spider. Good job finding this one Turtle. It takes great detective work to find such human spiders in the real world.
he got so defensive when u wanted to talk to the child lol
he made it so much weirder than it needed to be lol
@@zamasuaboveallcloseted pedo
Cuz he’s definitely a spider
I mean I kinda don’t blame him, but at the same time he blew it way outta proportion
@@THEnelsonbruhs no sheet kid
COD parents are the worst.
fr they always sound drugged up and always neglect their kids.
kid screaming in the background for food or attention from their dad, "go ask your mum".
and the constant swearing around them too
@@SlendyRabbitit’s even worst that’s a woman lol
@@officiallbiingoit’s not a woman, just a man pretending to be a woman 😊
Like take away the TV and imagine the mum was just sitting there saying that shit, like such terrible parenting
Vile behavior
Why did that guy get so mad when u wanted to talk to the kid talking about spiders 😭
Dude white knighted hard for her
hes a closet kiddy fiddler
yeah, its crazy how this guy starts saying horrible shit and insults infront of a child, while he is just talking about a spider, like the weirdo is him not the guy talking about the spider
Cause he probably thinks of kids that way so his mind goes there
@@producedby3am344 exactly what I was thinking, he was being suspiciously dramatic
Why was bro so mad, felt like bro was projecting his insecurities
because he’s so deranged and sick that when an adult talks to a kid about something as innocuous as spiders his mind immediately goes to PDF file.
He was so fucking weird. Genuinely he might be a pedo. Someon3 says "lemme talk to your kid" and the first thing in his mind is sex
He was highly projecting that’s what people like that do
@@slicingonions4398 Yep lol, try to imagine someone behaving like that who also has a full and enriching life. I'll bet you can't! That dude is so miserable. For his sake, hopefully just having a really bad day.
@@WALTAH2000Dude you know literally nothing about me .
Blud could NOT handle their secret human spider identity being revealed🤣🤣🤣
When he calls someone blud and they get mad is the funniest shit ever
Good griefs proves peoples heads are so far up there ass😭
That guy probably abuses his kids 😭
Sexually. He was projecting quite a lot.
Or verbally
@@chumblesthecheese8580it’s not that deep
I literally don’t
@@pubert19 That's not a nice thing to say about your mother's slimehole.
Parent of the year, seemingly not being fazed by their toddler saying fuck you lol
Well they might be a spider 😂😂
Full lobby of Human spiders
"You have 7 kids right"
"Yes"
"So you're a 7 spider?"
"Yes"😂
"The less you know about people, the better off you are" That's actually my favourite saying too
Spider alert! We got a human spider over here!
Can I talk to your kid, I’m getting spider vibes here
“i’m someone’s kid too” is crazy haha
Blud. HOW do you start an argument over a human spider 😩🤣
How come talking to a kid through a microphone is weird but swearing when a child can hear it is okay?
Because cod gamers are braindead there is no logic
probably because that guy is a human spider
Human spider confirmed ✅
Swearing isnt considered a big deal in spider culture
The guy who lost it in the beginning has to have an IQ of like 63. How do these people not knowing they're getting clowned when someone is asking if someone is a human spider lol
i'm beginning to suspect that the average IQ is less than I was originally told
@@duncanidaho5834average means half are below average. Also, IQ is unironically dogshit at gauging intelligence
That was so scary, hearing that kid crying out for his mommy while being trapped with that human spider. Thanks for being so brave Turtle!
The real question is-“why is she hiding the fact that she’s a spider?”. Have there been any spider related deaths in recent times?
i miss max's videos, but im happy we have turtle
@@GloatingBarbecuewho is max?
Maxmillianmus, he has been nuked off youtube but you can probably find some great trolling reposted@@Maknorr-v8w
@@Maknorr-v8wMarkiplier, i miss him in 2011. Good times
max is back and posting @@GloatingBarbecue
This is literally my new favorite channel your trolling is god tier lmao.
That kid that said fuck you is like 4. Good parents. Raising iPad kids for sure.
“I’m not a guy I’m a girl..”
“Ohh….”
that guy was definitely projecting or something. you said nothing sexual at all and his imediate thought was sex and he kept going on about it when you werent even talking 💀
lol I wasn’t projecting you know nothing about me
@@RossoverRLnah ur definitely a weirdo
@@RossoverRL Weirdo... Calling inquisitive nerdy sounding people giving some attention to a child's bit... But somehow a rude and disrespectful and swearing and throwing insults infront of their child, doesn't require attention???
why'd he get so hard pressed about him talking to the kid lmao
victim & abuser
Spider confirmed ✅
Nah im just protecting the kid
@@RossoverRL NO WAY THATS YOU WEIRDO
@@RossoverRL you definitely touch that poor kid
That dude that was high was having the best laugh listening to this guy🤣this trolling is on another level
Bro got revealed as a spider in disguise and crashed out
"please put me in the lobby, please put me in the lobby 🤞🤞🤞"
Joins lobby:
"Oh my god 🙄🙄🙄😒😒"
bro when turtle starts adverting to the whole lobby declaring they need to figure out whether there is a spider in the lobby 🤣😂
This dude got so defensive when he asked to talk to the other guy's kid
That dude was projecting his own feelings and insecurities
So many cries for help probably went unheard by this poor boy trying to tell someone about his capture by the Spider Person. Thank God you brought awareness to this situation
Thank you for being the one to step up and protect the child from the human spider. Such a hero mr turtle
I love how the guy who's high is the only one who can understand an obvious joke.
"my son aint getting on here" 2 hours later his child gonna be playing the same map probably with the same people knowing how dead CoD is lmfao
I love how they keep going and dont just mute you 😂
Dude was too defensive of a kid he didnt even know
It’s like a wolf defending his kill 😢
@@oldylad real? damn didnt know someones mind could go the deep
That human spider was so mean to that poor kid they stole. Thanks for trying to help Leeland
genuinely a terrible mom 😭
Human spider was actually pretty funny too ngl
Charlotte was pissed!!!
You’d think a human spider would be able to go positive.
How do people not realise you’re a full blown troll😂💀 your content is comedy gold
Dude it’s CoD 😂 the game is full of morons 😂
they like the fact that someone wants to talk to them, that's also why they never mute him
He kept that up for like 30+min😂love the content
Its insane how they take this guy so seriously hes clearly trying to mess with em
Are you in a web 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i was crying bro 😭😭😭😭
There must be a conspiracy. Everyone knows who the spider is. I think they are in fear for their lives if they out who it is. You are onto something here, Turtle.
the way the lobby just dissolved into chaos was golden
I love this guys videos because there’s always the guys who think they can overwhelm turtle with insults and telling him to stfu but he always picks them apart 😂😂😂😂
I hope that kid is okay. He's being held captive by his spider parents. Forced to be silenced.
HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THEYRE BEING TROLLED
I fucking love your content man you are the gaslighting gladiator and I’m here for it
It’s so funny that they complain so much without muting
Definitely a spider.
Someone needs to call an exterminator. Spiders should not be playing video games.
this is my favorite vid of yours so far. its so dumb and they get so mad lmao
I feel sorry for that dude's kids. He's just gatekeeping them from witnessing true evolutionary history. 😕
why are they trying to reason with you at all lmfao this shits so funny
Cancel me all you want, I don’t even think you should be able to play this freaking darn game if you’re a human spider, idc you can cancel me it’s just my opinion cancel me
what the TACO were those guys THINKING?!?!? He was a HUMAN SPIDER for sure!!! 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
IF ONLY they let you talk 2 kid 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💅🤓😂😝📸📸📸
The amount of time these people stick around and engage this and get angry, is crazy and hilarious. 😂
The worlds a scary place I hope that kids safe from the human spider 😭 you’re a hero turtle 🥺❤ you are an inspiration blud no cap on god
That moan came in at the perfect time 😂😂😂
I don’t know who this guy is but if there was a human spider talking to me I’d definitely want to know about
What a great mother wow… does she not think he’s going to curse out people at school like he’s taught at home?
The guy in the beginning has to be projecting or something because the level of vilification he placed on you for tryna talk to a kid on a game is crazy.
Funny asf how thoes bluds got so offended 😂
Yes gang 😂
“Bluds” 🤓
Spider or not one thing we can agree on is that dudes a terrible mother
New fav hobby: listening to the first three mins of a good grief, then jumping to the last three to see how far the trolling unraveled.
why was that guy so angry lmao
They sound like awful parents
Seriously though. Just letting that kid cuss like that. Sounds like some southern trash
You sound like an awful parent, that’s clearly a friggin human spider you can’t even tell??
“Bluhd, bluhd” 😂😂😂
Bro got defensive like she was gonna let him hit🫐
You are a sad little boy
but why would the kid call her a spider if she wasnt a spider... 🤔
that girl sounds likje she smokes around her kids
Between the weirdo freaking out about asking the child a question as if he's projecting some sick shit in his head and the terrible mother who thought it was funny her child just screamed "fuck you" I really can't tell which one is worse.
Can you imagine being in the third lobby and immediately hearing “PUT THE KID ON THE MIC RIGHT NOW”
That shit would have me dying
It’s crazy that you’re able to talk to them about human spider hybrids and cook the whole lobby with quick scopes at the same time
Finally I feel like we only get blessed with a video once a while
Thank you for uploading papa greifs
What are you talking about buddy
Quit acting like a skibity toilet buddy
7 kids is absolutely insane
be careful those spider hybrids are dangerous
he's definitely a spider
the human spider sounds like she smokes 2 packs a day
What exactly is that guy trying to be a hero of? Then he goes on cussing in front of the kids. What a dummy lol
What’s wrong? This spider incident needed to be investigated.
Every time I think I have found a favorite bit of yours I come across another video that just blows the previous debacle out of the water 🤣
i’d expect nothing less from a hardcore free for all lobby
are u in a web right now😂
The kid could b a human spider also?
fair point
Guess human spider hybrids are more aggressive than normal spiders
Bro this is some of the funniest s*** I've ever seen
13:10 spider aside (which she is) who speaks like that around a child. Grow up spider.
"Blud" 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro that guy was yappin about literally nothing
why did they get so defensive when you wanted to talk to a kid for goodness sake
Because the truth would come out.
12:28 kid is just saying momma and getting ignored for years, definitely a spider she suck’s as a mom
Telling your kid to shut up while trying to defend them or whatever😂
The kid swearing cracks me up everytime😂😂😂