There's no such thing as playing parachutes. You ARE parachutes. You either live it or you don't. Let me know if you guys don't get it and I'll explain.
All these bots crying over you offering a subscription based service so you can make a little bit of extra money is sad. You’ve put in hundreds of hours for free for many of your viewers but as soon as you want to charge for something on the side it’s a huge problem. Keep doing your thing turtle, don’t listen to the brokie haters.
Those dudes only sound jealous since they wanted to shut Good Griefs down from trolling. They couldn't though since misskiss welcomed his advances. SO she got her way and they were tortured by having to hear him rizz all over her. lol
stayed up till 4am watching his vr poker vids had me giggling. The way he doesn’t laugh while mouth breathing and hearing people die from it is honestly impressive.
Not sure if you would remember it’s from a very old yt livestream but u did like a deep emo voice and did like a scooby doo moan after every sentence. It was so funny please do it again
Although he's trolling, saying all girls are beautiful in one way or another is a sincere sweet thing to say lmao The guys didn't know how to respond to that.
I know it's not proper etiquette to talk about the people in the video that are not turtle... but this girl has the personality of unsalted mashed potatoes.
Her bf prolly has never even played Parachutes once in his life
Not a day in his life, and it shows.
This is a new classic :D
There's no such thing as playing parachutes. You ARE parachutes. You either live it or you don't. Let me know if you guys don't get it and I'll explain.
He'd lose anyways
Wow sick comment! He’s definitely never played a game of chutes in his life (chutes is slang for parachutes)
8:16 PLEASE say the "things are gonna be different around here..." line more 😂😂😂
It's so perfect, especially since misskiss has the most boring mediocre personality and bro is still gunning hard
Yup
In those southern states all the girls are on xanax for some reason.
fr the perfect personality
She legit couldn’t come up with a band or song she liked. Not many thoughts rattling around up there
Honestly she just sounded uncomfortable the whole time which I completely understand. That's why she was giving one word answers lmao@@Nero_Asmr
Turtle :"You're not gonna get [asshole behavior] from me"
Misskiss: "oh, I'm an asshole"
Turtle: "yeah, me too!!!"
lmao the little laugh you do after you say something kills me everytime, sounds like damn Maniac, such a bait.
9:06
@@Toxxsicklemons12:41 😭😭
@@Toxxsicklemonstakes me out every time
That one is my favorite @@only1pedro
All these bots crying over you offering a subscription based service so you can make a little bit of extra money is sad. You’ve put in hundreds of hours for free for many of your viewers but as soon as you want to charge for something on the side it’s a huge problem. Keep doing your thing turtle, don’t listen to the brokie haters.
Lol @ donating 2 dollars and calling everybody broke
Guh at least donate 300 dollars
Simp
Every youtuber does it. Aswell as streaming & locking stuff behind a paywall. It's becoming a joke really.
@@Brad-iq1eu thats a 50 dollar dono brokie
😭🔥💀💀😂😂😭 this man is the king of awkwardness, I fucking love you brotha!
she lowkey liked the special treatment from bro 😭
Yeah idk about that lmao she sounded pretty uncomfortable everytime she talked
@@Inebriated_Goat Nah she kept engaging with him
@@tyresr with literally one word answers 😭
@Inebriated_Goat don't be getting jealous pal...she wanted it
and they were lowkey pissed turtle wasn’t talking to them 😭😭
Guy "I'm from Kansas"
Him "Damn im sorry. "
..me: "damn " 😅
13:45 bro the images are lowkey the funniest part of turtle vids
So everything else sucks?
Edit I was asking him not saying everything else sucks I love lordwizardkings videos
@@Squatz1235 what the heck dude
@@Squatz1235dude what the heck!
@@Squatz1235 THE HECK
12:44 Got me doing the same thing
😂😂😂😂😤😂😤😂🥵
“I’m from Kansas” “Damn Im sorry
Keep up the good work and appreciate you for being a solid ass human who can take a joke and laugh at yourself. Much love to you 💪🏾🔥💯
Yeah wait till he unleashes his dark passenger
4:57 "yapp yapp yapp" boiiiiii 🤣🤣🤣
This is a new classic :D
Any other gangsters in here?
ganstalicious
Obviously. Any fan of Turtle is a gangster.
me i’m literally the president of my gang actually
Watch your mouth blud
Maybe
13:55 made me howl LOL, that is insane.
I'm dying 😭😭
It’s like these guys have never been to Rizz class or something 😒
Ummm... "Rizz class"? 🤔🤭
Yeah, okay bud 😂 If you were a true rizzler, you would know it's "rizzanomics" 😅
@@kylebroflovski6382It’s slang for rizzanomics
Those two guys are so jealous because you flirted with that girl only 😭😭😭
Those dudes only sound jealous since they wanted to shut Good Griefs down from trolling. They couldn't though since misskiss welcomed his advances. SO she got her way and they were tortured by having to hear him rizz all over her. lol
The turtle constantly popping up showing your expressions is the best 😂
That’s the funniest part, I wonder how he made those
bro literally held them hostage LOL
the instant changing of opinion kills me lmao
“I’m from Kansas”
“Daaamn I’m sorry”😂😂😂
3:03 dude said where he was from even after nobody asked him 😭😭😭 “okay…”
Lmao😂
bro I only have 1 flirt in the chamber, no wonder good griefs is a professional, able to keep going for 15 whole minutes!
How did nobody laugh at “rest in peace”? 😂
13:08 holy shit this whole moment had me rolling.
"My ex girlfriend... Rest in peace"
Wild that so many people fall for the troll. He’s literally using the classic nerd voice and saying out of pocket shit at every opportunity😂
How does this not have 500k+ views. This is top tier trolling
stayed up till 4am watching his vr poker vids had me giggling. The way he doesn’t laugh while mouth breathing and hearing people die from it is honestly impressive.
Im kinda really glad he hasn’t gotten insanely popular cuz it makes it easier to troll
Not sure if you would remember it’s from a very old yt livestream but u did like a deep emo voice and did like a scooby doo moan after every sentence. It was so funny please do it again
“Trolling & Chilling **LIVE** let’s gooo!!!” Is the stream name and time stamp is around 1 hour
Goated
@@theo02222 legend! I've been trying to find it too 😂
Put his wife on the mic when he should've been hiding her in the basement, gotta give her a few layers to protect her from the rizz radius
All those toxically masculine guys 😤
🤨
12:52 "Is this a gd cartoon?" 😂😂😂
She called you a cartoon. Lmfao
😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂💀🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😅🤣🤣😅😅😂
Although he's trolling, saying all girls are beautiful in one way or another is a sincere sweet thing to say lmao The guys didn't know how to respond to that.
It’s not true tho sorry to burst your bubble lol
@@drewwil891It is. Because everyone is ugly to somebody..
Are you blind? Can you not read?You proved his point.@@goosyloose4115
It's the opposite of sincere because it's not true.
@@Pax_Mayn3I thought it was sweet. I dont think you really mean that, I think youre letting your darker half get the better of you
This physically hurt me
1:13 oh man the cringe 😂
The stuttering is a cherry on top😂
Bro has harnessed renewable energy from the power of cringe
14:26 hurt so bad
Vibing ✌️
14:37 other chick got jealous 🚂
I know it's not proper etiquette to talk about the people in the video that are not turtle... but this girl has the personality of unsalted mashed potatoes.
Fr the “Uh huh” and “yeah” whenever he kept trying to get her attention killed me😭
You can talk about and have opinions on whoever you want.
What was she supposed to be hitting on him?
@@SillySandwich1 The only two options are being dull or thirsty? Pretty sure you missed like a trillion other possibilities.
Dude YOURE KILLING ME. To much laughing
Bro everytime i watch these i either have to pause it or just leave but its so good
Don't pussy out watch it all
I can only watch these in 15 second intervals
You have low cringe tolerance, I’m at the point where I can watch the cringiest stuff without pausing now
First time ive heard goodgriefs curse and im loving it
The turtle thumbnails become more and more deranged as the weeks go on... Turtle is losing it
The guy making the suicide joke was funny😭
What does simp mean!!! I always get called that when i call girls m’lady! So i tell girls on cod that I’m a simp for them! Im so confusedd!!!!!
It means you respect and appreciate wamen ❤❤❤💞💋🙊
At first I was sad it wasn't a VR video, but then I laughed my ass off for 15 minutes straight.
"YOU JUST HAVE TO" LOLLL
The key is to watch this high
Your so good, I would think that I'm being griefed when I'm watching this
What
You're*
No rizz, and no power. He should take notes from you.
13:57 is crazy 😭😭😭
Seconds feel like minutes. Good job
Next gamer girl ask her to play parachutes 😂
Oh my god reminds me of when i was a preteen this is so painfully accurate
You ok miss kiss?😂😂
bro literally socially infiltrated them and absolutely f'ked their world up lol
bro please do zombies with mic’s LMAOO people would be raging especially on terminus if you just kept getting downed or running the wrong way
Man you are hilarious. I’ve probably watched 7 hours of your content
“… here we are with micky mouse…” oh no he didnt blud
I know this is an act, but holly shit bro is so good at it he had be cringing the whole time 😂
More like LordWizardSimp 😂😂😂
"All girls are beautiful" The Rizzard of Oz 2024
bra watching good griefs when im fried is always goated 😭
"Language"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This prolly the funniest one yet
Get mad at other people for using foul language , and then accidentally “cuss” & pretend you did something horrible
Most consistent bangers
His aura was negative green
their ranks being 1050 show how lame they are lol
15:17 best part 😂
You watched 15 minutes within 2 minutes of it being posted? OK buddy
@@200kgbencher6 You watched 15 minutes within 2 minutes of it being posted? OK buddy
@@200kgbencher6 You watched 15 minutes within 2 minutes of it being posted? OK buddy
You watched 15 minutes within 2 minutes of it being posted? OK buddy.
I’m geeked rn nd this shit is killing mee😭
turtle i love that mexican turtle you put. i should be offended but i love you
Why would you be offended lol
2 minutes in. Needed to take a breather. I’m going back in
5 minutes. smash mouth. this guy is the Picasso of bait
this guy is a craftsman. next joke meeting random or on purpose is so funnyyyyy
He’s very lucky your dark passenger didn’t manage to take over 😳😳 could’ve ended very badly for him
which came first the chicken or the egg?
Chicken
Hitler
The turtle 🐢
I think she has a crush on turtle
We need more call of duty content😂
This was awesome
The only people to not get pissed, they definitely recognized you lmao
i dont think so bro they just sound more mature than most the manchildren he encounters
creepy as FLIP LMFAOO
He sounds like Kent from dead rising😂
13:15 LMFAOO
God bless you dude. Lets repent together
Skibidi Toilet Religion
This dude is swift on his feet lol
This dude halirious🙏😭
WOW BIRTHDAY TWINS WITH VEGAS MATT WAS MY LEASST EXPECTED EVENT OF THE YEAR. Happy Bday MATT!!
right miss kiss? 😅🤓
Your content is a gold pool
in the beginning you were always zooming on the guys character after you asked the girl something lol what the flip
10:50 yea I’m not into music either 😂😂😂😂
ts sounds like me tryna pull😭🙏🏻
Just put the fries in the bag bro
This was a good one LOL
Turtle THE MICKEY MOUSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wait what did he say spit it out what
What part of SC u from? I’m from Greenville area
I hate how good you are at this character it infuriates me
Why aren’t these guys roasting you??🤣😭
what part of SC do you live in? i also live out here so just serious
Turtle is the best turtle of turtles