You mean my system? EDC folders in each front pocket, a compact fixed blade belt knife in right hand cross draw. Small neck knife. Concealed boot dagger. BOOM.
I got all of y’all beat. SAK hiker and cold steel super edge on main set of keys. SAK camper on spare key. Cold steel Recon 1, cold steel ultimate hunter, cold steel Finn wolf, cold steel SR1. Two front and two back pockets. Mora elderss Neckknife. SAK lite card and SAK money clip in the wallet. Leatherman wave in the smoke pouch. Then one of a dozen different 3 1/2 to 8 inch belt knives!
Came here long ago looking for a Ganzo review, now my wife is worried about my mental health every time a long box shows up from amazon and I have to explain why this long sharp thing is different from the last..
@@justpettet3506 I feel ya. I actually bought a Condor Golok because of this review. Its a thing of beauty. Now I just need to find a nearby convenient jungle to move to ...
I love the "My favorite hard use knife" reviews. You know, the one some guy is reviewing while it's still in the bubble packaging? (But he's used it for years)
looking at this on amazon today it is 97.22 usd. wish i had got this years ago when i first saw it. happy to have found your video. thank you for sharing.
My 3rd Heineken comment and BA opinion . I've had this same blade for 2 years and love it . The sheath is Excellent and edge retention on the steel is also Excellent . Some people have no concept of gripping the top 4 inches and using a blade like this for cleaning fish , butchering and skinning game or trimming their nails . Great video and time for another .... maybe a Corona and a slice of lime . ATB
Love the Condor Golok, I have this one, and an older model with thinner stock, and the tang ends before the ball. Solid performance for years, and the steel is great, it’s tough and sharpens up real nice. I carry on weak hand side for ease of draw.
Your videos are always guaranteed a belly full of laughs, thanks for another round of fun. With rock solid info throughout for those who know how to listen for it.
Very simple!!! You are just a GOD!!!! The best reviews on anything u review period!!!! Found u about a month ago and will watch everything u ever done!!! Showed ur Zika/Zima review to my 25 year old daughter, she loved it and everyone in this god forsaken world should!!! She also mentioned that both u and I have “issues!!!” I take as a compliment!!!! Which it is!!!! Keep up the reviews!!! You are just amazing!!! Not kissing ass or anything, just straight up feelings or something!!!!
Wow, your patented EDC system is 5 blades? Mine is 7 plus a cutlass. A cutlass because HEMA is the new Kendo. Hope your new place has lots of bamboo to battan. ✌️
100% agree with you on finger grooves! I always wanted a Golok. I also agree with shorter blades for chopping. But yeah the Golok seemed pretty effective for harder wood chopping! Too bad yours is now worth about $2 because you used it! Had you only put in the safe It might have kept up with Condor's spiraling retail value!
Hanlen, serious talk: I NEED you to have a TOPS El Chete. Not want, NEED. That's been my obsession for at least the last 37 seconds since I thought of it.
If you are opening a path in the jungle then golok or parang (machetes in Indonesia and Philipina) is more suitable than kukri or even axe. Its also a perfect tools to open hard fruit like coconut or durian. Axe is more suitable in chopping a tree though.
I found myself sitting here entertained by your wit Sir, wondering....10 years of knife content and...Why has the algorithm only just now found You!? Damn it! I am enjoying your back catalogue and wondering if you have done a blade purchase and complimentary beer selection vid? I enjoy a good heavy strength IPA with my everyday shopping but tbh I have made my more fun buys after switching to a nice local gin. I would like to see you live shopping and perhaps having a drink every time a cold steel bootleg bounces into your feed please🍻 Just a thought. Thanks for your work.
Hey man! Awesome review! I like the color of the blade and handle! It looks beautiful. Personally I would never use it due to my area I found it hilarious when the car drove by as you are chopping of a branch with the Machete 😂 Thanks for the shoutout! Greatly appreciated and a big help! Have a great week/weekend and be safe!
I’m eagerly awaiting the 5 blade edc vid, although if instagram is anything to go by there are already loads of people doing it lol. Great vid as always👍🏻
The bamboo hittin' me right in the feels. If you ever have the opportunity, check out the Condor Mini Duku Parang sometime. Its my long time fave and I should be totally trusted. Also could make some sweet low-key Count Dooku puns.
I have seen this handle break. It is funny the traditional way to make them with stick tang stuck in wood or horn actually is more durable for shock absorption I think
Reselling knives is like reselling shoes. You can keep them forever collecting dust or move them along to the next guy but anything I really like I just use until I can’t no more then buy another.
I really think you'd like the makara machete by condor. Ive got TWO. (bought one used for 80 bucks). Its 18 inches but has a much longer handle for better reach while still having decent one handed control due to the balance point.(because of the longer handle) Has more of a traditional machete thickness which is a plus in my opinion Its basically a budget SuperAssassin (you know, the thing Dan Keffler one hit TKO's trees with.)
The Makara looks awesome. I’ve thought several times about buying one... sometimes the amount of clicks I think I’ll get informs which one I’ll buy. That yoshimi one never did well... but this one looks like it could be a favorite. It’s definitely on my wish list.
Damn that thing needs a regrind. Some of those bits should have easily sliced through in one or two kind of like the Village Parang in that it looks like one but doesn't act like it.
I used a H&B forge tomahawk to cut down a garage full of tree branches...I compared it to a kukri and noticed with the hawk the 1 LB weight prevents hand fatigue because you dont have to swing so hard. The hawk also had more precious cuts..
The wood handle that gives it that archaic look is the main reason I want specifically this one EDIT: Though the price hike is my main problem with it...
I watched this video. I went away. I bought this thing. I came back. Now I own one of them. It’s heavy and got blunt very quickly. This is a comment on a TH-cam video. It’s still cool looking: like a pirate sword. Pretty useless though. The belt loop is very questionable. If you have other sharp stuff to cut things with then use that. Be well. End of TH-cam comment.
My design and creation. I call it a Borneo Parang. 19" overall length with a 13" blade from 6150 steel, convex grind, and a burl wood handle. Weight is 1.5lbs. Hardness is 58-60. I used to make and them and others but at $90 no one wanted to pay the price so I stopped. - @t
Anxiously awaiting the "Five Blade Every Day Carry System" video.
Us virgins, I mean everyday multi-tool carriers, have five blades all the time bro.
Still waiting for it.....
You mean my system? EDC folders in each front pocket, a compact fixed blade belt knife in right hand cross draw. Small neck knife. Concealed boot dagger. BOOM.
I got all of y’all beat. SAK hiker and cold steel super edge on main set of keys. SAK camper on spare key. Cold steel Recon 1, cold steel ultimate hunter, cold steel Finn wolf, cold steel SR1. Two front and two back pockets. Mora elderss Neckknife. SAK lite card and SAK money clip in the wallet. Leatherman wave in the smoke pouch. Then one of a dozen different 3 1/2 to 8 inch belt knives!
I just bought one. It’s the perfect tool to keep my neighbors from asking stupid questions.
Same.. i think its perfect for self defence..
Came here long ago looking for a Ganzo review, now my wife is worried about my mental health every time a long box shows up from amazon and I have to explain why this long sharp thing is different from the last..
hahaahahhah I have gotten a few machetes since finding this channel too
What's a "wife"?
I have the same problem explaining why this new pew pew was desperately needed.
@@justpettet3506 I feel ya. I actually bought a Condor Golok because of this review. Its a thing of beauty. Now I just need to find a nearby convenient jungle to move to ...
@@TheWtfnonamez or find some good ole boys doing maintenance at a local park and talk them into it
I love the "My favorite hard use knife" reviews. You know, the one some guy is reviewing while it's still in the bubble packaging? (But he's used it for years)
I always pick the wrong tool for the job and bring lots of bandages.
Very instructive, very precise, but with an underlied irony and constant sense of humor. I just loved this review!!!
How the hell did YT put this on my timeline, a MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to YT for doing it, brilliant, honest no BS review.
looking at this on amazon today it is 97.22 usd. wish i had got this years ago when i first saw it.
happy to have found your video. thank you for sharing.
My 3rd Heineken comment and BA opinion . I've had this same blade for 2 years and love it . The sheath is Excellent and edge retention on the steel is also Excellent . Some people have no concept of gripping the top 4 inches and using a blade like this for cleaning fish , butchering and skinning game or trimming their nails . Great video and time for another .... maybe a Corona and a slice of lime . ATB
Your reviews are even betterer with head phones on. Whack, whack, chop, chop and snide remarks from the peanut gallery, sweet audio excellence🏆
Love the Condor Golok, I have this one, and an older model with thinner stock, and the tang ends before the ball. Solid performance for years, and the steel is great, it’s tough and sharpens up real nice. I carry on weak hand side for ease of draw.
Your videos are always guaranteed a belly full of laughs, thanks for another round of fun. With rock solid info throughout for those who know how to listen for it.
Canadian Cutting Edge that's the pure beauty of his channel, good info and a sore core at the end.
I love this channel... truly the "regular car reviews" of the blade world
You got my thumbs-up simply because you don't seem to give a shit, either about how your viewers react, or about your own body.
So, yeah... carry on!
Very simple!!! You are just a GOD!!!! The best reviews on anything u review period!!!! Found u about a month ago and will watch everything u ever done!!! Showed ur Zika/Zima review to my 25 year old daughter, she loved it and everyone in this god forsaken world should!!! She also mentioned that both u and I have “issues!!!” I take as a compliment!!!! Which it is!!!! Keep up the reviews!!! You are just amazing!!! Not kissing ass or anything, just straight up feelings or something!!!!
If you can even find a shrubbery then that was so good I almost missed it!
Wow, your patented EDC system is 5 blades? Mine is 7 plus a cutlass. A cutlass because HEMA is the new Kendo. Hope your new place has lots of bamboo to battan. ✌️
Your intro is why I’m subscribing right now. Wtf too relatable hilarious
I just found your channel. You're like the Gerandthumb of knifes. I love it.
100% agree with you on finger grooves! I always wanted a Golok. I also agree with shorter blades for chopping. But yeah the Golok seemed pretty effective for harder wood chopping! Too bad yours is now worth about $2 because you used it! Had you only put in the safe It might have kept up with Condor's spiraling retail value!
I can not help but thumbing up this. well done kind sir, well done.
Handle looks like that of a flint-lock pistol. Can't wait for the patented 5-blade EDC system video.
Nice to have you review things I own. Saves me the trouble. I'm out. To the choppah!!!
I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Wholesome Sunday morning entertainment AKB, very well done! Also, I support that 5 blade edc system. Knife on!!
I like the way you say "sheath".
Hanlen, serious talk: I NEED you to have a TOPS El Chete. Not want, NEED. That's been my obsession for at least the last 37 seconds since I thought of it.
Marshall time for a go fund me?!
I like this obsession!
You crack me up big man , love the commentary , keep em' coming !
There's the choppin' we all know and love!!! Superb vid man. 🤙🍻
5 blade EDC? Love it. HECK YEAH BRO.
Came for info...stayed for the laughs
If you are opening a path in the jungle then golok or parang (machetes in Indonesia and Philipina) is more suitable than kukri or even axe. Its also a perfect tools to open hard fruit like coconut or durian. Axe is more suitable in chopping a tree though.
I found myself sitting here entertained by your wit Sir, wondering....10 years of knife content and...Why has the algorithm only just now found You!? Damn it! I am enjoying your back catalogue and wondering if you have done a blade purchase and complimentary beer selection vid? I enjoy a good heavy strength IPA with my everyday shopping but tbh I have made my more fun buys after switching to a nice local gin. I would like to see you live shopping and perhaps having a drink every time a cold steel bootleg bounces into your feed please🍻 Just a thought. Thanks for your work.
Recently picked up my first Condor and really like it! Great review Bro!
Hey man! Awesome review! I like the color of the blade and handle! It looks beautiful. Personally I would never use it due to my area I found it hilarious when the car drove by as you are chopping of a branch with the Machete 😂 Thanks for the shoutout! Greatly appreciated and a big help! Have a great week/weekend and be safe!
Just stumbled onto this video and loved it. Great information and humor. I agree with the 5 blade EDC system, too. lmao.
My only ragret is that I have but one like for your effort on saying parangatang.
I love my Condor Lochnessmuk for splitting kindling.
Condor is a real puzzle box for me. I love a lot of their designs, hate their QC, and struggle with their ever-increasing prices.
I’m eagerly awaiting the 5 blade edc vid, although if instagram is anything to go by there are already loads of people doing it lol. Great vid as always👍🏻
Instagram Knife Bro - 5 blades, and not a scratch on any of them.
Good to have you back bro!! Hope you enjoy your new job. Nice video!!
The bamboo hittin' me right in the feels. If you ever have the opportunity, check out the Condor Mini Duku Parang sometime. Its my long time fave and I should be totally trusted. Also could make some sweet low-key Count Dooku puns.
Best knife review ever
Ya know what….i like your style.
Thanks for the HONEST review my guy! Keep chopping, but maybe some gloves and eye protection?
Subscribed
I have seen this handle break. It is funny the traditional way to make them with stick tang stuck in wood or horn actually is more durable for shock absorption I think
O shit back at the bamboo forest, good stashed vids
I'm really going to miss the bamboo. I'll just have to pull-up some of these videos, later, and reminisce . . .
Thankfully that finger grew back! That was pretty lucky.
That's it, I'm convinced I need a 5 blade everyday carry system.
Reselling knives is like reselling shoes. You can keep them forever collecting dust or move them along to the next guy but anything I really like I just use until I can’t no more then buy another.
Did you go to town on that bamboo before moving out west? One final hur-rah to give the neighbors something to talk about.
Yep... that 3 machete review was my last big hurrah
I like the handle! I was thinking of picking up the Kabar combat Kukri or the Condor Dundee Bowie.
Your commentary is gold.
I really think you'd like the makara machete by condor. Ive got TWO. (bought one used for 80 bucks).
Its 18 inches but has a much longer handle for better reach while still having decent one handed control due to the balance point.(because of the longer handle)
Has more of a traditional machete thickness which is a plus in my opinion
Its basically a budget SuperAssassin (you know, the thing Dan Keffler one hit TKO's trees with.)
The Makara looks awesome. I’ve thought several times about buying one... sometimes the amount of clicks I think I’ll get informs which one I’ll buy. That yoshimi one never did well... but this one looks like it could be a favorite. It’s definitely on my wish list.
you are so funny and realistic ... video is cool and educational
Damn that thing needs a regrind. Some of those bits should have easily sliced through in one or two kind of like the Village Parang in that it looks like one but doesn't act like it.
Looks like you are ready for “ Knife Fight “
comedy gold mate, thanks for the laugh 👍
It is time for you to try Martindale's golok #2. Great video 👍
I have 3 18 inches tramontina this is awesome
Sometimes you hit a little too close to home. "late night, looking for someone to take home." HA
Im tempted to sharpen my Martindale Golok with angles.
25ish at the end for chopping, but then like 18 closer to the handle for finer stuff.
In indonesia,i buy golok from blacksmiths arround $12.
making from truck suspension,forging,and hardening. Very long lasting sharpness.
I used a H&B forge tomahawk to cut down a garage full of tree branches...I compared it to a kukri and noticed with the hawk the 1 LB weight prevents hand fatigue because you dont have to swing so hard. The hawk also had more precious cuts..
😆 best review i ever seen, natural funny guy!
Dude you're hilarious. You're like the antihero of blade reviews.
Brilliant. had me rolling.
The “erect” comment made me want to unsubscribe just so I could re-subscribe solely because of that comment
anyone looking at bolos the tramontina is totally customizable with a good handle and weight
Love your videos; keep up the great work!
You want some fries with that hip shake?
What are you gonna chop at your new digs, Mr. AdvancedKnifebro? Palm trees?
I like how you talk.
Good video as always brother 👌
one of the best machetes brand in the world Condor
So with this revelation about blade stock, it suddenly occurs to me that I should be adding hot water to my gold bouillon.
Grind down the protrusion ? Cool video .
That machete looks like a good candidate for a back carry sheath. If you are going to do it I’m pretty sure that having a cool handle is mandatory.
I have a Condor Pack Golok I like a lot. It’s smaller and stouter.
watching you swing it at the first piece of bamboo and you shy away like it was on fire lol
Cool. I’ve chopped bamboo in dozens of videos- glad you watched one.
Some fine wood whacken in this vid!
The wood handle that gives it that archaic look is the main reason I want specifically this one
EDIT: Though the price hike is my main problem with it...
We need a video on the art of enhanced batoning... I kept waiting on something to fly directly into the camera.
Nice!
Would this be a good choice for a zombie apocalypse situation?🤔
Yes. Also look into Zombie Tools- it’s literally in their name.
FYI I've liked this video about 5 or 6 times but my like keeps disappearing. I've noticed this lately with TH-cam so I've been paying attention.
I don’t know what’s up. TH-cam sucks is the easy answer though.
Very funny best review I’ve seen
Fantastic Video as always
I watched this video. I went away. I bought this thing. I came back. Now I own one of them. It’s heavy and got blunt very quickly. This is a comment on a TH-cam video. It’s still cool looking: like a pirate sword. Pretty useless though. The belt loop is very questionable. If you have other sharp stuff to cut things with then use that. Be well. End of TH-cam comment.
My design and creation. I call it a Borneo Parang. 19" overall length with a 13" blade from 6150 steel, convex grind, and a burl wood handle. Weight is 1.5lbs. Hardness is 58-60. I used to make and them and others but at $90 no one wanted to pay the price so I stopped. - @t
You should check out the Kangee tomahawk. It’s super tactical bro.
Nice.
High Quality review 💪🏻
They should call this model the John Holmes.
Considering the upload date, I‘d expected something along the lines of a “sharpened Flint for EDC” Video.
The video was a little "choppy," but I will give it a thumbs up anyway:-)
The gently contoured smooth handle makes it jail/prison back center pocket friendly.
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Laughed loud enough when the erection was yelled out in the background that my boss has now caught me watching TH-cam videos at work....worth it
Review the Cold Steel Safe Maker 1
Check out the base camp by tops sold exclusively at smoky mountain knife works since you only have 4 machetes
Bring the axe videos on. I fellt me some trees the other day and they grew back so i think mine is broken.