The real question is: Does becoming a vtuber immediately warrant chronic virginity? Or does chronic virginity cause a person to become a vtuber? Do Vtubers have issues because they are vtubers? Or are they vtubers because they have issues?
I think it's the causality- I feel qualified to speak on this cause as I have the trauma but I have not yet the vtuber model, but I do have the slowly creeping urge to vtuber
The host was the best. The character of "trying to host my show best I can but I only ever get weirdos to interview" really balances everyone out. The "this is fine" comments to outright calling contestants pathetic and playing along with the red flags joke makes this faux gameshow of rating the worst character flaws really work.
The other two contestants: you are not whimsical and silly, you are not a little guy Kwite: well I don’t need to be a little guy, I have ✨emotional baggage✨
I RELATE TO KWITE SO MUCH WITH THE JEWELLERY THING. I don’t know what, it feels so uncomfortable having cold ass metal against my skin, kinda loose, it just feels weird like a pet peeve.
They make rings out of materials that aren't metal. My wedding ring is made of silicone. Not because metal is uncomfortable, but because metal is way too dangerous for me to wear.
My mom once had the human shield experience with our dog. I was 11PM and he got jumpscared and jumped behind her. Note: this is not a small dog if he stands on two legs he can easily reach 180cm or 6 feet.
This feels weirdly wholesome because it holds the same vibe of friends confessing things in a slumber party and everyone is in an equal playing field, except for the one sane person that decides "no thank you but I will at least host this impromptu gameshow." Love it. You're all hilarious!
Dude, when he said at the beginning of the video that they will be talking about their baggage, I thought it would be horrible stuff like bullying they went through or abuse or stuff like that
Ah, I remember Baggage. Hosted by Jerry Springer. But there's no person trying to win a date here, it's just airing dirty laundry for the sake of it. XD
13:14 oh boy. Now it's all suddenly so clear. And I have such nostalgia about this. I was nearly kicked out of my opportunity to enter my first ever MTG Grand Prix event at DragonCon in Atlanta Georgia in the Marriott Marquise for the exact same reason as our walking talk red flag king. We did go (& sometimes get) hard. So I was chilling out in a room with 3 other bois & 4 gurls, & one of us dudes had the idea that we should play a fun two color 4× 2-player team game of "Stripwalkers", where if two people in a team collectively lost 8 life, they each had to spin a wheel with their designated names & both players had to take whatever garment immediately accessible garment off. If it was a garment that had to be accessed by taking an outer layer off, both layers came off. If the last of the clothes were gone, they were on the last throw. If they both got to 0 life, they HAD to get it on & they'd HAD to film it & the HAD try to make it as interesting as possible. The more people that lost the more people got on cam & went sausage & ham buffet on each other. Eventually me & my adopted cousin, Beth, were 3rd to lose & we both went at the whole thing. The last two got to post the video online to make a really uncomfortable hyperactive Hulu a§§ PHub College student level atrocity. They could join at anytime & they did, but they posted the video to PHub. *MY GOD, SO MANY MTG PLAYERS MADE L00D MTG SPELLS, & RP'D AS MTG HEADCANON CHARACTERS WITH HILARIOUS (L00DERIZED) BACKSTORIES & OMNIVERSAL PLANES (OF LUSTFUL PRESENCE,) & RACES (WITH RELIGIONS LIKE CULT OF THRÖTBÖLJ, & THE ORDER OF OVULATHYS. PURPOSES & THEMES INCLUDED YIKES! 😂). THE VIDEO WAS VIRAL AS HELL FOR A WEEK, GETTING 77.6 MILLION VIEWS IN THAT TIME.* *_MTG PLAYERS BE FURRY VIBED OUT THE SKULL, GOOD GOD, DUDE!!!!!!!!!_* Sadly, my dude was bored of being "that Viashiner peener guy", so he deleted that Hub account. If that video is found *please do the Kwite abnormie fam a favor & link that damn thing on Twitter, IG, YT comments bc my* *_GOD_* * it's a classic.*
I want to be part of a trauma dump game show! I want to share of my most traumatizing stories. One time I stubbed my toe and it really hurt. Like really bad. Try to share your stories but they’re probably not as emotionally devastating as mine.
11:30 reminds me of this video i saw of a guy throwing his gf at a chainsaw murderer in a haunted house and running away xD so the murder guy gives her his chainsaw like go get em.
If that girl is playing a character is seems like it must be extremely exhausting to play that character, if that's how she is IRL, it seems it must be extremely exhausting to be her... Either way, she seems very brave though...
yeah I also have to hold onto someone/thing when I sleep, though mine is due to trauma from something that happened while sleeping at night and being unable to feel ok enough to sleep without it now, I also legit have to sleep naked cause I run so fucking hot that 1 blanket even without clothes, a ceiling fan, and a small fan for my face, and max ac on, can cause me to wake up drenched in sweat, thinking it's cause of tossing and turning slowly wrapping the blanket more and more around myself and turning into a oven
I have no clue why, but that thumbnail is like, my favorite thumbnail ever, its so visually appealing for no reason, funny as hell but not brain rot fart funny, and perfectly incapsulates what I love about kwite as a youtuber…. Im gleeful right now 😊
Lol "penis don't work, bottom only" is hilarious to just drop after "eats heated up potato salad", also definitely a first message I've gotten on Grindr multiple times 😂😂
*me leaving the video playinjg at the back ground and listening while doing my stuff* *also me clicking on the video and seeing the red dude having the 285th red flag on him*
“Vtubers try to argue that they aren’t clinically insane for almost 2 hours”
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Example one this bot above me
@@aydencahoon6557 tbf, at least the fart ones aren't straight up degeneracy (talking about those little uttp shits)
@@aydencahoon6557 Exactly lmao
Who is microwaving potato salad just to eat it warm honestly this was chaos
"Chased by a naked woman for believing they was leaving her" the fact that this was a category says a lot
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__I highly doubt it
Most normal day in Florida
@kirby69813 i beg your pardon? 🤨 have you smelled them? If so, what would you rate them
@@p-__ only respectable bot
“VTubers have issues”
The VTuber said calmly.
calling himself out 😟
I mean. He wasn't wrong
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ REALLY? UNDER EVERY FUCKING COMMENT? I AM SO SICK OF YOU
@@p-__idk if thats something you can brag about
The real question is:
Does becoming a vtuber immediately warrant chronic virginity? Or does chronic virginity cause a person to become a vtuber?
Do Vtubers have issues because they are vtubers? Or are they vtubers because they have issues?
The modern philosopher.
Vtubers exist because of the existence of mental issues
I think it's the causality- I feel qualified to speak on this cause as I have the trauma but I have not yet the vtuber model, but I do have the slowly creeping urge to vtuber
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Are you the strongest because you're Satoru Gojo? Or are you Satoru Gojo because you're the strongest?
these specific 4 vtubers NEED FANART TOGETHER. just all the silly shit they would get into makes me chuckle
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Imagine all of the porn that could happen
@@p-__but are they louder and more often than average
little red guy’s definition of “clingy” is so fkn real.
I have to cuddle a pillow at night to feel safe 🙏😔
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Dude, same
that’s weird (I feel the same way)
“Little red guy” idk why but that’s so funny to me 😭
What about your burps?@@p-__
I like how they are aware that they're not even human
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__Can I get a sniff? I wanna check. For research purposes, of course..
KIRA???????????????????
"and the third one's kwite; the unabomber" "yep thats me, i did that shit" lmao
The host was the best. The character of "trying to host my show best I can but I only ever get weirdos to interview" really balances everyone out. The "this is fine" comments to outright calling contestants pathetic and playing along with the red flags joke makes this faux gameshow of rating the worst character flaws really work.
She sounds like she is constantly stressed or nervous about the contestants which made it even better
"VTubers have issues"
I think we can tell just from you alone Kwite😭🙏
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ayyy, my favourite bot, how ya doing
its because hes gay, isnt it?
The other two contestants: you are not whimsical and silly, you are not a little guy
Kwite: well I don’t need to be a little guy, I have ✨emotional baggage✨
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__I will touch you
what no he's just "dick dont work good"
HELLO WHST IS THUS@@p-__
@@p-__, how can you compare? Have you been around kwite’s farts?
what if kwite became evil and said "im evil"
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
He would say this
i can’t believe he would say this
that’d be pretty messed up
just a dark glimpse into my sinister reality, enough to make the average man go mad
little goblin wizard man automatically has 2nd place as far as vtuber models go (in my book, at least)
Absolutely I can't get over how cute
@@yuckytucky little guy with a perfect mustache and a wizard hat and cloak. Literally nothing better.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
The Shiba Inu model is probably #1
Zoran is great with vtuber models. It used to be just a bear.
HOLD ON KWITE A DAMN MININTE
FIRST BORN!!!!!!!!
THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING!!!!! (he must be the pregnant one considering his comments earlier in the video)
@@chewycooking9013 and spring trap definitely can’t get pregnant
THATS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT CUZ LIKE
HELLO????
“My penis ain’t big and it ain’t comin up” BRO 💀
He’s trying to turn off all his fans who would hum.. … You know, with him.
@@KillerCrewmate2526I like a dom bottom, so sadly, he’d still be my type 😂
@@GuiSmith
Lol ☺️
8:15 Kwite I think that’s Sensory issues Pookie
Fr 💀
HAHSHSJSJDJDHS REAL
20:11 Excuse me????? Firstborn?????
the burping thing is an actual medical condition called RCPD, i got the same thing. theres actually a treatment for it now so you can get it fixed
Mr Beast video idea I let 100 people with RCPD burp for the first time
I only now realized that Grimmi sounds kinda like a depressed version of original Ash Ketchum
This video brings me nostalgia to the time i spent at a psychiatrical facilitiy
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
WHAT does this mean
@@axth3rr It is a joke my man, not that it is a lie
You described my feelings towards this video perfectly, this is 100% psych ward behaviour lmao
The Emotional Baggage contest
trademark that shit
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__the fact this actually makes sence now makes me mad
literal victim olympics
dude the wizard is such a whimsical fellow
I RELATE TO KWITE SO MUCH WITH THE JEWELLERY THING. I don’t know what, it feels so uncomfortable having cold ass metal against my skin, kinda loose, it just feels weird like a pet peeve.
They make rings out of materials that aren't metal.
My wedding ring is made of silicone. Not because metal is uncomfortable, but because metal is way too dangerous for me to wear.
@@vxicepickxv 1. That’s awesome, thank god
2. Dangerous?
@Karmatic_303 I mean in certain professions having a metal ring becomes a hazard if it gets caught in machinery, or there's also allergies
He is, indeed, VERY right.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
My mom once had the human shield experience with our dog. I was 11PM and he got jumpscared and jumped behind her.
Note: this is not a small dog if he stands on two legs he can easily reach 180cm or 6 feet.
i love how the 3 are just goofing around while the host is suffering.
FIRST BORN⁉️⁉️⁉️ I can’t tell if he was being serious or not 😭😭😭
NEITHER CAN I I'M BAD AT THIS STUFF
2:32 THE VAPE LMFAO
HELP
*red dude being goofy and silly for the whole show* :🤓
*also him locking in at the last 10 seconds of the video * : 🗿
Kwite hates small metal object, and his boyfriend is a robot, that says a lot about how much he is willing to sacrifice for Springtrap.
This feels weirdly wholesome because it holds the same vibe of friends confessing things in a slumber party and everyone is in an equal playing field, except for the one sane person that decides "no thank you but I will at least host this impromptu gameshow." Love it. You're all hilarious!
i love the two little cartoon creatures bordered by two adult human men
Dude, when he said at the beginning of the video that they will be talking about their baggage, I thought it would be horrible stuff like bullying they went through or abuse or stuff like that
3:41 i love the way she’s trying so hard not to laugh at the oh okay😂😂😂
this is my sign to become a vtuber
WOAH WOAH WIAHT!
FIRST BORN⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️❓
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Wait a damn minute
KWITE HAS A GF/WIFE????
@@Saturn-drop123And they where roommates
Kwite is pregnant!!
Wake up everyone new kwote vid just dropped 🗣️🗣️
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__
Shut
I love the aroace flag on your pfp
@@panos-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awww thx!
@@Scriblsquid I am biased due to the fact I am also aroace
Ah, I remember Baggage. Hosted by Jerry Springer. But there's no person trying to win a date here, it's just airing dirty laundry for the sake of it. XD
12:07 read the first 3 words and instantly knew it was Kwite.
The little wizard guys design is awesome
13:14 oh boy. Now it's all suddenly so clear. And I have such nostalgia about this. I was nearly kicked out of my opportunity to enter my first ever MTG Grand Prix event at DragonCon in Atlanta Georgia in the Marriott Marquise for the exact same reason as our walking talk red flag king. We did go (& sometimes get) hard. So I was chilling out in a room with 3 other bois & 4 gurls, & one of us dudes had the idea that we should play a fun two color 4× 2-player team game of "Stripwalkers", where if two people in a team collectively lost 8 life, they each had to spin a wheel with their designated names & both players had to take whatever garment immediately accessible garment off. If it was a garment that had to be accessed by taking an outer layer off, both layers came off. If the last of the clothes were gone, they were on the last throw. If they both got to 0 life, they HAD to get it on & they'd HAD to film it & the HAD try to make it as interesting as possible. The more people that lost the more people got on cam & went sausage & ham buffet on each other. Eventually me & my adopted cousin, Beth, were 3rd to lose & we both went at the whole thing. The last two got to post the video online to make a really uncomfortable hyperactive Hulu a§§ PHub College student level atrocity. They could join at anytime & they did, but they posted the video to PHub. *MY GOD, SO MANY MTG PLAYERS MADE L00D MTG SPELLS, & RP'D AS MTG HEADCANON CHARACTERS WITH HILARIOUS (L00DERIZED) BACKSTORIES & OMNIVERSAL PLANES (OF LUSTFUL PRESENCE,) & RACES (WITH RELIGIONS LIKE CULT OF THRÖTBÖLJ, & THE ORDER OF OVULATHYS. PURPOSES & THEMES INCLUDED YIKES! 😂). THE VIDEO WAS VIRAL AS HELL FOR A WEEK, GETTING 77.6 MILLION VIEWS IN THAT TIME.* *_MTG PLAYERS BE FURRY VIBED OUT THE SKULL, GOOD GOD, DUDE!!!!!!!!!_* Sadly, my dude was bored of being "that Viashiner peener guy", so he deleted that Hub account. If that video is found *please do the Kwite abnormie fam a favor & link that damn thing on Twitter, IG, YT comments bc my* *_GOD_* * it's a classic.*
2:33 I’m on that good kush and alcohol
is it bad that i really like the host's voice
smth about it just...... yeah
I fully, completely agree with your statement, for I too like their voice.
WHO IS SHE
I'm the opposite I can't stand her voice
@@literallightbulb THATS WHAT IM SAYING
@@Ravenlover. thats okay. we dont all have to agree on everything :]
I want to be part of a trauma dump game show! I want to share of my most traumatizing stories. One time I stubbed my toe and it really hurt. Like really bad.
Try to share your stories but they’re probably not as emotionally devastating as mine.
8:20 Here we see kwite exposing themself as a fae who is afraid of 'unatural' things such as... jewelry.
11:30 reminds me of this video i saw of a guy throwing his gf at a chainsaw murderer in a haunted house and running away xD so the murder guy gives her his chainsaw like go get em.
"I'm very sorry that happened"
"Really?"
"Neutral"
If that girl is playing a character is seems like it must be extremely exhausting to play that character, if that's how she is IRL, it seems it must be extremely exhausting to be her... Either way, she seems very brave though...
“You don’t have legs. Not to be ableist” gets me for some reason 😂
Edit: forgot the word “me”
8:02
"Show me where the jewelry touched you"
was kwite fr with that last part? did they say firstborn?
How tf did springtrap get pregnant
@Harry_not_hairy
He got a kid inside which makes him presgant of the United statw
0:05 SPEAKING OF TRAUMA
I lobe how the other two got to intorduce themselves but kwite got introduced
12:47 the last two give kwite energy
When potatoe salad is warmed typically this refers to German potato salad and is really good I can't recommend it enough
The thumbnail is scaring me…well too late now can’t wait!!!
yeah I also have to hold onto someone/thing when I sleep, though mine is due to trauma from something that happened while sleeping at night and being unable to feel ok enough to sleep without it now, I also legit have to sleep naked cause I run so fucking hot that 1 blanket even without clothes, a ceiling fan, and a small fan for my face, and max ac on, can cause me to wake up drenched in sweat, thinking it's cause of tossing and turning slowly wrapping the blanket more and more around myself and turning into a oven
I have no clue why, but that thumbnail is like, my favorite thumbnail ever, its so visually appealing for no reason, funny as hell but not brain rot fart funny, and perfectly incapsulates what I love about kwite as a youtuber…. Im gleeful right now 😊
BRO I CANT BURP EITHER FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE
Google rcpd or no burp syndrome, I legit thought I was crazy but apparently there's loads of us
Damn that thumbnail is STRONG ToT
Lol "penis don't work, bottom only"
is hilarious to just drop after "eats heated up potato salad", also definitely a first message I've gotten on Grindr multiple times 😂😂
Vtubers have problems: says a Vtuber
Just means he’s a professional
the depression Olympics is a crazy game show
My ding dong don't work😔
vtuber here, can confirm the issues are indeed had
*me leaving the video playinjg at the back ground and listening while doing my stuff*
*also me clicking on the video and seeing the red dude having the 285th red flag on him*
2:27 the industrial revolution and its consequences
Fellow no burp person here, its called retrograde cricopharyngeal dysfunction (RCPD)!
the hosts voice is so anime English dub
3:35 i feel like kwite made that one
Feel like?
@@Hand_smuggler grammar is not in my skill set😭
@eggfroggowo No, I meant that kwite obviously made that
@@Hand_smuggler oh lol
@@Ittosmelonu r so real for tht 😂
That thumbnail is wild.
I get compared to serial killers by my coworkers on the daily, like I look like them
I love watching people slowly go more insane on the internet
This thumbnail dude... Damn kinda impressed
I REALLY love those thumbnails, starting at them for longs minutes is a hobby.
Oh yeah, I remember this stream from a few months ago! lol
"I wish I was mistaken as a woman more. That would be epic."
Impromptu joke, or 🥚?
kwite is openly non binary
and if it rhymes its true. mmBUT I HAAAYTE POOETRYYYYYY🎵🎶🎹
Man i cant wait to check out the stream tonight :D
8:06 What about large metal objects? Do you think Kwite would put up with wedding circlets?
"I did that shit" - Unabomber
8:49 hold on a second, you good kwite?
Bros V-friends with cottontail, Endra, AND grimmi???
7:46 so what you’re saying Kwite, is that we have to draw you with plastic chains and jewelry? (The silly rainbow chains)
Arthur is a Red flag 🗣️🚩🚨
Is Arthur free? 💅🏼😌
@@KillerCrewmate2526 no hes mine get out
@@_Shirokee Sorry, I'm married to my damn grill brother KKona
@@ArthurAbbottVT Im done for
@@ArthurAbbottVTErm excuse me, IM the one with a 150+ stream streak
oh are we telling secrets? I broke the world record for longest time with out sleeping
shawty with the dead eyes could get it
i dont even know their pronouns
but i want them
What does you and spring traps baby look like???
12:09 "yeah i think i know.. who that is.. 0-0
20:11 what? What? First born? What? Did i hear that right? Kwite is havign a child???
Vtubing and having issues are not coincidences, one caused the other. which caused which is a mystery however
4:48 What is the context for this????
Kwite is a werewolf confirmed
12:44 I was sure it was the wizard after the first 2 rounds
who's the vtuber hosting, i like her vibe
I'm fucking choking on my lemonade over the naked woman story lmao
I believe VTubers are a microcosm of humanity as a whole
Not sleeping naked is what’s weird
if this isn't grimmi then who is it i really want to know bc i love their voice
I love your streams but you stream at 1a.m. in my time zone, I'VE GOT TO WATCH IT ON TH-cam
Watching this after the pride fanart stream...feeels strange