These guys are therapy for me, been struggling with blow and booze for the last year and been going good for two weeks so far. Just the start, but these guys both got it together after dropping the habits...using them as a motivating factor *update* was clean before the pandemic for a few months, then all of a sudden I couldn’t hang out with my supportive friends anymore and isolation brought it back out and worse. Mainly the drinking not the blow, but I’m on 8weeks sober all over again as of today. Appreciate y’all, GANG GANG! As of 10/14/22 I’ve drank 4 times in a whole year, each time reminded me my body just hates it lol. Never became a cycle again thank God but currently I’m down 15 lbs hitting the gym, taking care of male pattern balding successfully and it would not be possible if I was that same man. It’s so worth having control of yourself 12/6/2022 still going strong, now down 27lbs, I sleep undisturbed through the night and my thinking is so clear really nothing overwhelms me. For anyone considering it I’m 32 now, but at my 21yo weight and health. In only a year of quitting drinking and taking care of myself! 2/1/23. AND STILLLLLLLLLLL going strong now down to 215. I appreciate everyone’s support! Theo, hope you see this. We love you dawg!! 5/4/23 and STILLLLLLL! Free of that bullshit, now down to 195lbs. Besides exercise and eating habits I highly suggest everyone listen to Hemi Sync (intro to focus 10) meditations as it’s an easy way to reset and re evaluate your life from a Birds Eye non biased view. You’ll call your own bullshit like this! 8/3/2023 still going strong boys. Ley take away of this whole ride wasn’t that I was addicted to alcohol or even just using it for anxiety. I realized the anxiety was assumed because of a self image issue and lack of self worth. I had to dig deep and remind myself of all the gods things I knew myself to be including what other people have always complimented me on. None of it mattered if I didn’t believe it. I encourage everyone to re establish their identity (not circumstances) with themselves! 12/22/2023 Still staying healthy, put on some muscle and focusing on hobbies i like, learning some new things to stay busy and keeping the mind elastic. Ending the year strong, i want to tell each and every one of you thank you for support, and to love yourself! You are worth it, any struggle to improve yourself is just growing pains and the reward is immeasurable. Love Y'all!
It's great to hear real things from real people. trust me I've been there it's only up from where you are at, hang in there my friend. I know it's hard to see the light at the end of tunnel but trust me once your there nothing feels as good.
Love how Joey never answers a question with a yes or no, he jumps right into a real life example to prove the point he wants to make, straight up wisdom 🙌🏻
Sammy Viti I don’t think he is lying. Pretty much every time he talks about doing some of the shady things he’s done he starts to whisper like he doesn’t want anyone to hear. That’s a reaction to actually do the things he said. Also if he was lying it be hard to remember all the stories he’s told and he always tells the same ones the same way. It’s pretty much impossible to fake all those stories without tripping up if it was a lie.
@@chrisray1033 telling the same story different ways without changing the premise is how you know it's real - otherwise give an example where he tells two completely different versions of the same tale
Joe Edwards Agreed!!! It makes me feel even worse about the podcast that Bill Burr was on. He had absolutely no respect or care at all for Theo. But not Joey. I’ve never seen him cut people down on any podcast same with Theo. They both seem like just people who recognize a genuine side of people. But Burr was just interested in cutting Theo down at every word he said. I think Joey being a Dad really helped him to see the nicer gentler side of things. They feel similar to each other on opposite ends of the spectrum. Joey the guy who cleaned up his lifestyle and attitude and Theo is working on doing the same. I love’em both.
For a time, my grandmother raised Joey Diaz. And called him one of her own. We consider Joey family. He's one of my uncles. My uncle's consider him their blood brother. He was raised fucked up. He lived all of these stories and was just as fucked up as they're told. But make no mistake. This man is a great husband, and he's a great father to a beautiful little girl. I'm proud to call Joey family. He's a kind, gentle man And I'm grateful everyday that he's as close as he is to us. I love you Uncle Joey
People love Theo bc he's non-threatening. He doesn't come across like he thinks he's better than; he's just curious about other ppl's lives. Excellent approach, excellent attitude
It's far more complex and nuanced than that. Some of its subjectivity some is relatability. Humans are complex once you get down to thinking about it and how they interact with the world and other people.
I was in the audience during Joey's Netflix taping in Vegas on June 4th. It was an amazing show. It gets me down to think Joey won't film another special. Joey's work deserves to be put in stone and not only does he deserve it, we deserve to have a full hour special of Joey's work. Love you uncle Joey
To realize joeys daughter will grow up and might watch these podcasts as to how hard Joey is working to be a good dad and not give her the experiences or life he had as a child
"My daughters gonna be a dirty whore" hes literally tryna repeat the cycle and fkn admits it. Thats the last thing a good father would say. Like joey but hes far from a saint or an ideal father. Jesus christ.
As a single mom, I appreciate these guys talking about their experiences with their single moms. We need to see more people, especially men, just being courageous enough to talk openly about what happened, what it was like, and how are they doing now.
I don't think there is enough black people who do it to film anything. That's like a native in the MLB or a Asian in the NHL or NFL it's almost non existent
Brandon Bassani your dumbass isn’t aware of mma or any competitive karate scenes, is it? Lmaoo You’re one of the few who actually took the shit serious....
That’s how he talks haha. It’s comedy bullshit and the better you are the more difficult it is to tell where the line between bs and reality is. Norm Macdonald is the best at it and I’ve gotten super into Theo lately because it’s that same way. I can listen to him talk forever and ever. Theo will be a household comedy name when people look back in 60 years. I listen to them and podcasts n stuff so much I’ve started to fuck with buddies a lot more in conversations and have a quick wit n stuff from watching them and all comedy and podcasts so much.
Don't forget about the Christ Killa himself at the Steebee Weebee podcast: th-cam.com/video/9OQiCo5XEBY/w-d-xo.html , its been a great week for podcasts!
You gotta make next week you’re bitch! With ya nutsack in ya hand brotha! Lol just know and think about this, I don’t even know ya, but I love ya. How bout that? Much love my friend, you have a great day!
Theo's lookin like he could be a deer hunter, a skateboarder, a rapper, and a prisoner. All at the same time. Interesting cat..I mean *Interesting RAT.
When ever Uncle Joey is about to tell you a story about some dirt he did he almost starts to whisper. That’s how you can tell he actually did the things he talks about. Hard to not notice that after the first time you hear him doing it. I also think it’s because he has genuine remorse as well. What a great guest and person.
Joey you’re never gonna read this but I wanna thank you so much for talking about your daughter man. I’m going through the same thing w my son right now and I’ve been really needing someone to say this out loud so I can improve as a father. Love you coco
Bert is the first comedian where I've realized I just like him as a person before I found him funny. And as a guy who's kinda fat and does not do enough exercise he's a huge inspiration (sadly).
I like Joey like this. Sometimes, on his podcasts, he’s TOO high. Here, he’s clear, and you can really appreciate his exaggerations and rants. His balls are connected to his heart, apparently. 🤣
Dude there are so many comedy gems that just go under the radar in everything Theo does. "Oh you know you're gonna get robbed if someones crouchin" lmaooo just outta nowhere 😂
When I was a boy, my Grandma had those same pants... She passed away (God rest her soul, and we gave her clothes to Goodwill... I swear to you all that Theo Von is wearing my dead Grandmother's pants... This is amazing! Theo- take care of those pants.
I left a comment earlier talking about how Theo put those pants on and rolled all over the Chris Farley painting in the background before it dried. I stand corrected. It was your granny that rolled on it... Rest easy S Rogers grandma. Cheers from Alabama. Melissa's husband, Chris.
I just realized that Joey and Theo are like the same person that just grew up in different places. Both of them had a CRAZY time growing up. Both of them had extreme drug problems. Both of them managed to turn that crazy life around and make something out of it. Every time I see Joey or Theo I think to myself "How...? How did someone that deep manage to turn their life around?" It's honestly inspirational. They both said to themselves "If I don't do anything I'm not going to go anywhere." and picked themselves off the cocaine ridden bathroom floor, put on their vests and told themselves "Fuck you." because they didn't like who they were. It takes strength to do something like that.
Wished i could have a friendship like these 2. I miss my friends when i was 20. At 45 it sucks, i have a wife and kids and love em, but everyone needs a good friend outside family. Thx theo and joey.
Being honest, i was always worried of the friendships that were lost with time. It could be from growing apart naturally or just taking separate roads in life, Ive always made it known to the people I called friends that if we left off on good terms then shit you can for sure hit me up out of the blue if we do grow apart. I got a few good buddies from highschool i still call true friends. Im happy for that, I've still had my fair share of friendships tho that just abruptly ended and it really only happened once school ended. Everyone says they will stay in touch but thats a very hard thing to do when everyone is out there building the life they want. I went into a trade school a lil while ago and made some damn good friends there as well. I still talk to the guys every day from the tradeschool but ive noticed it happening again. Talking less and less or having less time to hang out. Everyones always busy, y'know how it goes. If it makes you feel better a large majority of people feel the same way you do. Edit: myself included.
*ALSO - Can confirm:* The Acteon towels are my shhhyaat 🙌🏼.. If you're into crossfit/mowing lawns with hills/hippie-cult sweat lodgin' - that towel will soak up every fluid oz. of humid demon you've got spilling out. Trust 👌🏼.
Theo, you need to stop worrying about being a good dad, you'll be great. You're already a great role model for adults watching this podcast. Raising kids is the purpose of life and anybody who tells you otherwise is a selfish nihilist who doesn't appreciate what got them here.
Joey has been calling Theo Cleo for so many years I love him and dig Theo for never correcting him. Whose gonna interrupt Joey and say, no not Cleo, Theo. Nobody
These guys are therapy for me, been struggling with blow and booze for the last year and been going good for two weeks so far. Just the start, but these guys both got it together after dropping the habits...using them as a motivating factor
*update* was clean before the pandemic for a few months, then all of a sudden I couldn’t hang out with my supportive friends anymore and isolation brought it back out and worse. Mainly the drinking not the blow, but I’m on 8weeks sober all over again as of today. Appreciate y’all, GANG GANG!
As of 10/14/22 I’ve drank 4 times in a whole year, each time reminded me my body just hates it lol. Never became a cycle again thank God but currently I’m down 15 lbs hitting the gym, taking care of male pattern balding successfully and it would not be possible if I was that same man. It’s so worth having control of yourself
12/6/2022 still going strong, now down 27lbs, I sleep undisturbed through the night and my thinking is so clear really nothing overwhelms me. For anyone considering it I’m 32 now, but at my 21yo weight and health. In only a year of quitting drinking and taking care of myself!
2/1/23. AND STILLLLLLLLLLL going strong now down to 215. I appreciate everyone’s support! Theo, hope you see this. We love you dawg!!
5/4/23 and STILLLLLLL! Free of that bullshit, now down to 195lbs. Besides exercise and eating habits I highly suggest everyone listen to Hemi Sync (intro to focus 10) meditations as it’s an easy way to reset and re evaluate your life from a Birds Eye non biased view. You’ll call your own bullshit like this!
8/3/2023 still going strong boys. Ley take away of this whole ride wasn’t that I was addicted to alcohol or even just using it for anxiety. I realized the anxiety was assumed because of a self image issue and lack of self worth. I had to dig deep and remind myself of all the gods things I knew myself to be including what other people have always complimented me on. None of it mattered if I didn’t believe it. I encourage everyone to re establish their identity (not circumstances) with themselves!
12/22/2023 Still staying healthy, put on some muscle and focusing on hobbies i like, learning some new things to stay busy and keeping the mind elastic. Ending the year strong, i want to tell each and every one of you thank you for support, and to love yourself! You are worth it, any struggle to improve yourself is just growing pains and the reward is immeasurable. Love Y'all!
I dont usually do this stuff but good job b keep it up
Been there brotha, i wish when i was struggling with the pow i had these guys to listen too and compare bullshit with in a sense, good job tho mayne.
Good luck man ,hang in there
I was there a couple years ago bro, someone suggested cbd oil when I get that anxiety/itch and it helped me a lot. Stay strong dude!
It's great to hear real things from real people. trust me I've been there it's only up from where you are at, hang in there my friend. I know it's hard to see the light at the end of tunnel but trust me once your there nothing feels as good.
Love how Joey never answers a question with a yes or no, he jumps right into a real life example to prove the point he wants to make, straight up wisdom 🙌🏻
Brian McClments except he’s mostly lying
Sammy Viti I don’t think he is lying. Pretty much every time he talks about doing some of the shady things he’s done he starts to whisper like he doesn’t want anyone to hear. That’s a reaction to actually do the things he said. Also if he was lying it be hard to remember all the stories he’s told and he always tells the same ones the same way. It’s pretty much impossible to fake all those stories without tripping up if it was a lie.
Soulfire Clash there’s plenty of examples of him telling the same story two different ways soooo yeah he’s lyin
@@chrisray1033 he'll add a detail he forgot or something that had nothing to do with the story but painted a picture by adding those details
@@chrisray1033 telling the same story different ways without changing the premise is how you know it's real - otherwise give an example where he tells two completely different versions of the same tale
The podcast we've all been waiting for. Onward!
Today was a good day
Crack
Uncle Joey is a comedy prophet bruh!
Lmao I’m still watching this over and over to this day best podcast from both of them
theo needs Onward! merch 💛
“I’m big into that fatherhood shit. I don’t get high. Well when I do I change my shirt and use some listerine”
Joey Diaz
Theo is the only podcaster where I don’t skip through the ad reads, he’s one hell of a salesman.
Him and uncle joey
Tim Dillon takes the cake
You guys are all forgetting about bill burr. Tim Dillon is close second
Get that hitter!
Norm
The Louisiana alligator and the New Jersey narwhal
boa keeper wtf? Thats gold dude
And thats exactly the cartoon they should pitch to Netflix 👍
Salmonero amen
Your a god for this comment ... amazing
NARWHAL LMAO
Theo Von's TH-cam comment section is the most positive place on TH-cam
He attracts the best fans, he's one in a billion our Theo....
Yep! That’s just what’s UP😁👍
Funkadelic comment sections are fantastic too
Probably on all of the interwebs.
Seriously. So much bs floating around right now..
Only surpassed by JBP comments
I love observing how much Theo respects Joey, and it's very cool to see Joey really listen and respect Theo. IE: the cuba conversation.
Joe Edwards
Agreed!!! It makes me feel even worse about the podcast that Bill Burr was on. He had absolutely no respect or care at all for Theo. But not Joey. I’ve never seen him cut people down on any podcast same with Theo. They both seem like just people who recognize a genuine side of people. But Burr was just interested in cutting Theo down at every word he said. I think Joey being a Dad really helped him to see the nicer gentler side of things. They feel similar to each other on opposite ends of the spectrum. Joey the guy who cleaned up his lifestyle and attitude and Theo is working on doing the same. I love’em both.
I wish Theo would watch this video. 😢 I think he would love it 😢
There is something when Joey gets serious and speaks from the heart about the love he has for his real friends
Man, you guys have been there for me during the rough time I'm having right now. Thanks for making my heart hurt less.
I love these guys
Hope you’re still doing good
Keep ur head up❤️
Hang In there 0
kind wishes from Alberta
“He was married for 30 years, he was like 22”
😂 I love Joey
He is consistently so fucking hilarious
I think he mean he got marry at 22
married to tha goddamm game *ya Fvckin’ CahkSucka!!!*
@@htxslimjim8311 nah he didn’t that’s Theo man
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Theo: "I'd give you 3 forever man"
Joey: "I love you"
Theo: "I love you too man"
That's why these cats are legit! Them Arts be Dark boiii
damn theo with the floral leg hittas
Andrew Fowler bruh’s knees tryna be some kind of florist
He found that saved by the Bell wardrobe closet and jacked Zach Morris’ outfits brah
This era is gonna be compared to the 80's as far as shitty fashion goes
Les Diquens every era has its sects if shitty fashion
Trying to attract those killa hittas to sting Brendan Shuabs face .
For a time, my grandmother raised Joey Diaz. And called him one of her own. We consider Joey family. He's one of my uncles. My uncle's consider him their blood brother. He was raised fucked up. He lived all of these stories and was just as fucked up as they're told. But make no mistake. This man is a great husband, and he's a great father to a beautiful little girl. I'm proud to call Joey family. He's a kind, gentle man And I'm grateful everyday that he's as close as he is to us. I love you Uncle Joey
That s awesome dude, he s a tremendous specimen of a fella. Must be nice to know you can call someone who’WILL show up for any situation
Jealous....i could sit and listen to him talk for 8 hours a day, and i have.
Have you met Lee ? 😂
People love Theo bc he's non-threatening. He doesn't come across like he thinks he's better than; he's just curious about other ppl's lives. Excellent approach, excellent attitude
Great observation I want to try and aim to he more like this in life. Listen more talk less and be genuinely interested in people I meet.
That was so beautifully said :)
It's far more complex and nuanced than that. Some of its subjectivity some is relatability. Humans are complex once you get down to thinking about it and how they interact with the world and other people.
I was in the audience during Joey's Netflix taping in Vegas on June 4th. It was an amazing show. It gets me down to think Joey won't film another special. Joey's work deserves to be put in stone and not only does he deserve it, we deserve to have a full hour special of Joey's work. Love you uncle Joey
Jennifer Manning do you have any idea when that special will be on Netflix?
@@robertoross3061 the fall
30th i believe
Why do you feel he won't film another special?
Glenn Fales listen to this podcast
53:30 Joey dropping all facts
Fuck yea
Aye brudda brudda what’s good wally
The fact you like uncle Joey makes me respect you much more
gang
Gang gang brother
Theo lookin like a strong lesbian today!
Dusty Sullivan 🤣🤣 word
Lol thank you for that! Made my night
Mmmmmmmhhhhhhh yes she is
I'm into it. Lmao
Tremendous
To realize joeys daughter will grow up and might watch these podcasts as to how hard Joey is working to be a good dad and not give her the experiences or life he had as a child
he's got the fully grown one too that he wasn't around for that gets to watch from the sidelines as well
@@tonyelectionfraud669 lmao they cant all be winners
"My daughters gonna be a dirty whore" hes literally tryna repeat the cycle and fkn admits it. Thats the last thing a good father would say. Like joey but hes far from a saint or an ideal father. Jesus christ.
As a single mom, I appreciate these guys talking about their experiences with their single moms. We need to see more people, especially men, just being courageous enough to talk openly about what happened, what it was like, and how are they doing now.
Theo is dressed like a homosexual couples adopted 9yo Dutch boy
LMAOO
😸
you son of a bitch, got me! 😂😂😂
Ganj Enzed that’s METHED UP!😬😂
Klootzak 😜
Man I just gotta say, the theo fans here are really good people. Love yall
Right back at you dog, we a family.
Love you too playa
Theo appreciation society fo sho, 💚☘
You wanna split this plum?
Peace love and enlightenment. What Theo is about and also Joey and the church.
"Black people doing karate? Hows that not a documentary?!"
I don't think there is enough black people who do it to film anything. That's like a native in the MLB or a Asian in the NHL or NFL it's almost non existent
Brandon Bassani your dumbass isn’t aware of mma or any competitive karate scenes, is it? Lmaoo You’re one of the few who actually took the shit serious....
Its called dawg fight
Just come watch me kill all these houseflies 🤦🏿♂️
Silva
Joey: “Lets be honest man...”
Theo: “your moms hot?”
Lol! I died at that. “My mom was like a 7.”
I honestly didn't know where that conversation was going lol
"No. My mother was a dirty filthy fucking whore"
😂😂😂 bro how u gonna ask that to your friend lol
"No she was a fucking whore" hahahah 😂
Theo looks like he got third place at a rose growing competition.
😂😂 Type that into king and the sting comments
Ha!!! That’s REALLY fuckin’ funny, friend. Thanks for the authentic laugh. 🍻
hahahahaha ;-D
Hahahahah nice 😂
The only worthwhile gardening competition is Cannabis Cup. That being said I feel like Theo looks like he could be on the podium for that as well
lol Theo steals car radios not to make money, to bask in the frustration of someone who was mad about driving without their music hahaha
seemed like he was bulshitting there
lol probably so, he's really good at making you unsure about the ridiculous shit he says
He made another joke about it around 40 minutes lol
Raf j even better, he’s clever
That’s how he talks haha. It’s comedy bullshit and the better you are the more difficult it is to tell where the line between bs and reality is. Norm Macdonald is the best at it and I’ve gotten super into Theo lately because it’s that same way. I can listen to him talk forever and ever. Theo will be a household comedy name when people look back in 60 years.
I listen to them and podcasts n stuff so much I’ve started to fuck with buddies a lot more in conversations and have a quick wit n stuff from watching them and all comedy and podcasts so much.
Two of the realest, genuine, and goodhearted people right here. I love you both. Theo, Joey, you guys are the best!
Looks like the rat king has been shopping with bee sting
Derek Harmon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those pants are wayyyy too loose for the beekeeper
🤣🤣🤣
Good fucking call. That Rottweiler
I’m glad I’m not the only one that was thinking that
"Do they have black people in Cuba?" -Theo
"That's where they were invented!" -Joey
Hahaha!
@@Mike-sp4iz by other blacks
Oh sorry I had Cuba mistaken for Africa 🤣🤣
that’s what joe rogan failed to do, but then again i never found rogan funny, or related to comedy at all
Theo is dressed like Ellen DeGeneres’ bi-curious brother.
Allen DeGeneres?
Thanks for dropping this episode. It has been a rough week and this really is an uplifting bonus to the week.
chillin0715 keep ya chin up brotha
Hang in there, like a doctor!
Dude, I'm sayin'. Rogan had Chuck Palahniuk yesterday, and then this today. Good shit.
Don't forget about the Christ Killa himself at the Steebee Weebee podcast: th-cam.com/video/9OQiCo5XEBY/w-d-xo.html , its been a great week for podcasts!
You gotta make next week you’re bitch! With ya nutsack in ya hand brotha! Lol just know and think about this, I don’t even know ya, but I love ya. How bout that? Much love my friend, you have a great day!
Theo’s pants match the Farley painting
More than they match his shirt
Brenda Schaub picked those out for Theo.
Theo is such a sweetheart, I love how open he is.
This is one of the greatest podcast episodes I've ever heard in my life.
Ok. As you can tell, nobody cares about your opinion.
I love you bitch
Everything ok at home? Haha loser
Jesus christ can you imagine having Joey diaz for a father....
You'd probably grow up better than you did with your dad lol.
Rxyan Ryxan AYYYYYOOO
Why is Uncle Joey not a permanent character in always sunny?? He's perfect as Frank's best friend or something!!!
Rxyan Ryxan definitely my case
Yeah, he's like my dad. I love and respect my Father so much.
Yes finally brotha! Uncle Joey in tha house
Like a docta.
Finally like burrying the devil at sea
Theo's lookin like he could be a deer hunter, a skateboarder, a rapper, and a prisoner. All at the same time. Interesting cat..I mean *Interesting RAT.
Hahaaa! 🗣"MC No Ollie P. Swayze" filling ya ear holes up like Master Splinter. #UndergroundWisdom #HeAintGOINGBack
@@kasiecastleberry Lmao
He took the video down of me saying he was looking like a young Patrick Swayze haha. Darnit..he really did in that clip.
Maybe a long boarder lmao
@@genethetimemachine5514 I saw that this AM. I was like "damn... way too soon for swayze ref..?"
“Its a 50/50 chance with a Haitian” lol
When ever Uncle Joey is about to tell you a story about some dirt he did he almost starts to whisper. That’s how you can tell he actually did the things he talks about. Hard to not notice that after the first time you hear him doing it. I also think it’s because he has genuine remorse as well. What a great guest and person.
Theo von is my therapy. Somehow I walk away from each Theo podcast more emotionally mature.
Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't know anything about the STARS of death!!! #THECHURCH
Oliver Velazquez Truth!
Oliver Velazquez hilarious! Joey Diaz has to have him on
haha
that would be an amazing service. Tyson aka MC Squared for the next church and give him some stars boi
Giraffe Juice 😆🤣😂
Uncle Joey should have been cast as Thanos rather than Josh Brolin.
He shows up at wakanda. WHATS UP COCKSACKAS I GOT THE ROCKS! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW!?
More like Jabba...
Spot on!
LMFAO Thank you for sharing! Too funny!
Snap! Cocksuckas!
theo von out here with those daisy denims, you know those garden garments, those real plant pant hittas boi! gang gang! onward!
😂😂
Joey you’re never gonna read this but I wanna thank you so much for talking about your daughter man. I’m going through the same thing w my son right now and I’ve been really needing someone to say this out loud so I can improve as a father. Love you coco
1:20:32 Joey: In Cuba, that's where black people were *INVENTED*
TREMENDOUS
When you leave the JRE podcast with guest star Neil Degrasse Tyson... To come over and get that NASTY HITTAH with Theo and Coco!!! ONWARD!! 🍕&🍺!
Then slide on over to bert on your moms house podcast. Perfect for listening to all night at work
I watched Bert’s right after Tyson’s and now this. What a great day.
@@lickit8096 you mad bcs the earth isn't flat
Did da same shit...Tyson just too much with da knowledge
Bert is the first comedian where I've realized I just like him as a person before I found him funny. And as a guy who's kinda fat and does not do enough exercise he's a huge inspiration (sadly).
Hi to the peeps scrolling the comments. Have a great day .STAY KRYPTIC YO.!!!
Keep her between the hedges brotha
word to motha god
Thanks dude
I like Joey like this. Sometimes, on his podcasts, he’s TOO high. Here, he’s clear, and you can really appreciate his exaggerations and rants. His balls are connected to his heart, apparently. 🤣
0 MuRillO damn fool you thirsty Lol 😀, has that ever worked before?
0 MuRillO I’m going to have to go with a NO.
0 MuRillO clowned
His podcast have gotten better. He even admits that him and lee were going toooo deep.
He’s always high man. He’s high here.
Dude there are so many comedy gems that just go under the radar in everything Theo does. "Oh you know you're gonna get robbed if someones crouchin" lmaooo just outta nowhere 😂
39:50 Theo drops a funny bit and also ties in the fact people are driving around silently because their stereos were stolen 😂
Uncle Joey is a (inter)national treasure! Theo watches and listens to him like that crazy uncle that you can’t wait to hear stories from. The best
Joey ' you only make a few good decisions in life' Diaz
Minelaw23x that must be my middle name. Onward
Joey smokes weed everyday. That's alot of good decisions. Onward
Brendan set Theo up with tgat outfit haha😂😂
Yooooooooo wassup dabba????
schaub or D'elia
LMAO
Those pants are killin the game.
Theo looks like a gay traffic cone today!!... Haaaaaaaaay!!
I got to see Joey Diaz live a few years back and he destroyed- absolutely owned a packed auditorium.
I can’t wait to see Theo live sometime.
Theo and Coco are my favorite guests on Rogan. To see them on one podcast is awesome.
When I was a boy, my Grandma had those same pants... She passed away (God rest her soul, and we gave her clothes to Goodwill... I swear to you all that Theo Von is wearing my dead Grandmother's pants... This is amazing! Theo- take care of those pants.
I left a comment earlier talking about how Theo put those pants on and rolled all over the Chris Farley painting in the background before it dried. I stand corrected. It was your granny that rolled on it... Rest easy S Rogers grandma.
Cheers from Alabama.
Melissa's husband, Chris.
I think Theo has been hanging around Schaub too much with those pants.
His pants are cute! What are you talking about? Schaub's pants are too tight.
He's wearing one of his shirts for pants.
I think stevie starlight left his floral hittas
Shaowb
Honestly the pants are fly af but not with that shirt !!
Theo, this podcast is getting better and better. Love hearing another southern voice seeking compassion and understanding. Stay country!
Nothing but respect and love for these two gentlemen. Two genuinely beautiful souls!
If the whole podcast was Theo reading advertisements I would still watch and lmao.
I’ve seen you grow like wildfire, brother. I’ll never forget the time you felt anxious to interview people. You’re killing it. Great podcast!
"Her GPS is the lord" hahahaha!!! Thank you theo!
Theo seems more like he's 28 rather than 38.
Brayden Dulaney damn you just blew my mind
Holy crap I had to look that up lol He's really dabblin in dem dark arts! lol
That’s what ya look like when you’re children free
10 years ain't shit
@@podcastparlor4128 bullshit lmao. Think about 48 to 58 or 18 to 28. Huge difference
I just realized that Joey and Theo are like the same person that just grew up in different places. Both of them had a CRAZY time growing up. Both of them had extreme drug problems. Both of them managed to turn that crazy life around and make something out of it. Every time I see Joey or Theo I think to myself "How...? How did someone that deep manage to turn their life around?" It's honestly inspirational. They both said to themselves "If I don't do anything I'm not going to go anywhere." and picked themselves off the cocaine ridden bathroom floor, put on their vests and told themselves "Fuck you." because they didn't like who they were. It takes strength to do something like that.
Wished i could have a friendship like these 2. I miss my friends when i was 20. At 45 it sucks, i have a wife and kids and love em, but everyone needs a good friend outside family. Thx theo and joey.
Being honest, i was always worried of the friendships that were lost with time. It could be from growing apart naturally or just taking separate roads in life, Ive always made it known to the people I called friends that if we left off on good terms then shit you can for sure hit me up out of the blue if we do grow apart. I got a few good buddies from highschool i still call true friends. Im happy for that, I've still had my fair share of friendships tho that just abruptly ended and it really only happened once school ended. Everyone says they will stay in touch but thats a very hard thing to do when everyone is out there building the life they want. I went into a trade school a lil while ago and made some damn good friends there as well. I still talk to the guys every day from the tradeschool but ive noticed it happening again. Talking less and less or having less time to hang out. Everyones always busy, y'know how it goes. If it makes you feel better a large majority of people feel the same way you do.
Edit: myself included.
Love the 'risk' taking jokes always coming from Theo, 'dipping the toe into that lake water'
Going deep in them murky waters today!
*ALSO - Can confirm:* The Acteon towels are my shhhyaat 🙌🏼.. If you're into crossfit/mowing lawns with hills/hippie-cult sweat lodgin' - that towel will soak up every fluid oz. of humid demon you've got spilling out. Trust 👌🏼.
Does it work well with love juice?
🤚🏼 Palm sauce?? I don't see why not, man. It's gotta beat your stepdad's old Audiovox t-shirt.
Wana hang oout?
Lol Kasie, you kill me every time, haha
@@kasiecastleberry bravo Kasie hahah
Every man, young or old, should hear this podcast.
I love friendships like these and I love seeing men who aren’t shy about telling their friends that they love them 👏
Well Well Well what do we have here
"Her GPS is the Lord bruh" 😂 Theo dropping comedy nuggets all up in here yo, GANG GANG
45 minutes in and I've cried 4 times. Didn't expect to get teary-eyed hearing these two talk.
They should make a new Police Academy movie with Diaz, Theo, Rogan, De'lia, Bob Cat, Pauley Shore, Bobby Lee, etc......
SIBE that would be hilarious, good idea lol
Yes!
Everyone except Rogan. He's not funny.
I would pay to go see that shit!
...will sasso
" my mum's like a 7 or an 8 " 😂😂😂 I'm done !!
Theo is so nice he couldn’t even correct Joey calling him Cleo hahah. God bless that man 16:40
The 4 Horsemen of Inspiration - Joey Diaz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr.
Danny Kingston you forgot Doug Stanhope
Danny Kingston and Tom Segura
Duncan trussel
Rogan's stand up is fucking trash yo but I do enjoy his podcasts.
Duncan, Stanhope, Bert, Tom, Ari, + Whitney
Theo, you need to stop worrying about being a good dad, you'll be great. You're already a great role model for adults watching this podcast. Raising kids is the purpose of life and anybody who tells you otherwise is a selfish nihilist who doesn't appreciate what got them here.
Tons More Cowbell does he have one on the way?
Will Callander no, I dont think so but he just keeps talking about being worried about taking that step and I know he doesn't need to worry.
Selfish nihilist lmfao!
Raj Alobar you'll meet a nice girl one day, dont give up
Lol I’ll let my wife know :)
Theo is a gem. About time Coco’s on here!
theo is the best salesmen ever! the towel add needs to be on every station in the world
This is the only podcast I don't mind listening to the sponsorships because theo keeps it swaggy as fuck, shit cracks me tf up.
Theo rocking that stache hittah
He looks like a confused Guido
Isvvx coommmm’onnnnnn
You call it a mullet and a Stache. I call it confidence.
Aint no stache, that's a soul patch...lil chin stache hittah
emoji highroglyf Rewatch the beginning ads.. onward
Theo looking Rocket Power at the beginning
Haha looks like twister aka Maurice
Not gunna lie , i shed a tear near the ending. What a good friendship.
We are overdue for another episode with Joey Diaz
That's why I'm listening to this one. I was thinking about it.
We just got what you guys wanted!
That was a beautiful episode. You gotta love Joey Diaz!
2 of the most inspiring people in comedy who continually motivate others
Theo lookin like he was dressed by Stevie Starlight
Haha
Dressed by Stevie Wonder
Theo and my grandma diane have the same pants
You guys are wholesome I just called my best friend i haven't been talking to because of the ending on this episode. Thank you.
Joey has been calling Theo Cleo for so many years I love him and dig Theo for never correcting him. Whose gonna interrupt Joey and say, no not Cleo, Theo. Nobody
Joey either whispers or murders ears, no inbetween
Preach😂👌
Accurate description girl...
I hate the fact that this podcast ends.
I could listen two these guys for days 😂
I love Joey. I really enjoy him more calm. This is my favorite podcast version of Joey ha
Theo And Joeys Friendship Is Real Mad Respect ✊🏽✊🏽
joey theo and joe rogan gotta do a podcast together. NOW
Facts
Uncle Joey on top for as usual. I'd love to have half the wisdom he's got and 1 10th of the stories would keep me entertained forever
Theo and Joey are the most unique comedians out right now.
Super enjoyed this! The wild stories and history of Joey is unreal. Of course, love Theo and his sincerity and uniqueness. These 2 are legends
Sincerity is so rare these days and when these two get serious you know they are sincere and really truly care for each other. It’s cool to see.
Two of the most legit honest legends to ever be born