JFJ freaking out of the revolver with the underbarrel magazine *FEEDING BULLETS INTO THE REVOLVER CHAMBER* like he just touched the corpse of a child, my sides.
@@Mariodash23 I checked the wiki for guns used in fiction, they have NO IDEA what that thing is on the "Handcannon" or how it would even work. Completely fictional wank dreamed up by the developers half insane minds.
@@yeetyateyote5570 The wiki page for firearms used in movies/videogames has *no* idea how it works either. The developers just put it on for the lulz apparently.
"I stared the devil in the eyes and asked him to let me feel fear. We're smoking that lucifer's celery, I'm built so fucking different that the foreman had to check the blueprints."
20 shot revolver: "how the fuck does that work?" pp bizon revolver: "Abomination, I no longer crave the certainty of steel nor the appeal of chrome. Return to me, my irons and polymers."
J is completely right about robot girls, Karen especially. It's way hotter when they actually look like robots, and not just like humans. There's a lot of porn of Karen exactly as J described (tv head on a sexy body) and as a monstergirl lover, i'm not ashamed to admit i'm VERY gay for Plankton's sassy robo wife. Remember: Assaultron, not Synth.
Exactly! It was a shame we couldn't romance Ada in fallout 4. I don't mind human faces but it honestly is more uncanny than the robots with robot heads. Plus they're cooler and have better designs than the human faced robots, and monsters if I'm being honest.
@@taylorcrawford4387 I couldn't agree more regarding Ada, she was the only companion I actually wanted to romance since Curie turned herself into a synth. It was just Serana in Skyrim all over again! We couldn't romance any of the robots, it was infuriating going to Goodneighbour and having KLEO rizz you up everytime you talk to her, and the player just acts like a dead fish in response. Supposedly, there was going to be a romancable Assaultron in 76, but Bethesda scrapped her, the cowards! And honestly, I don't even have any uncanny feeling towards humanoid robots, I just don't find them any different than regular humans, i.e. boring in a world full of giant lizards, insects and murder robots with childbearing hips. Personally, the less human-like the better in my opinion, all these humans and synths, but all I really want is a deathclaw with boobs.
@@QueenSuccubug a romancable death claw would be crazy though. I mean there was that one mod that had that but it wasn't the best. Honestly the game would have been cool if they kept the assaultron that we could get together with, Kleo or Ada would have been amazing but again Bethesda are cowards.
@@QueenSuccubugthere IS a romanceable assualtron in 76 her name is Adelaide and she was part of last seasons “battle pass”, but I believe you can now purchase her using gold bullion if you have ALLY reputation with the foundation settlers. This applies to all of the added companions, and they will sometimes release them in the atomic shop too.
@@Gamer1what REALLY now? Damn, I stopped playing 76 years ago, but that almost makes me wanna go back to it. I just wish it wasn't such a repetitive grinding sim...
that gross ass revolver..... could mechanicly work in a stupid way have the centre cylender enclosed have right cylnders open to the air so spent shells fall out the magazine is a hylixal box mag that incerts rounds to the bottom chamber its stupid but it works (kinda a the gattling gun but slow)
Due to perhaps the abundance of 9/11 jokes this video has limited ads, please consider using code JFJ for 10% off your next gamersupps order.
Don't forget to get your snake oil
No, i think its your quirky jokes and goku em attitude
The government doesn't want you to remember they did it. I mean uh, I didn't say anything
Hell yeah
Damn, my delicious caffeine free JFJ brand snake oil just ran out today.
This video must be a sign that it’s time to get another one!
JFJ freaking out of the revolver with the underbarrel magazine *FEEDING BULLETS INTO THE REVOLVER CHAMBER* like he just touched the corpse of a child, my sides.
Yeah that's how I woulda reacted
@@Mariodash23 I checked the wiki for guns used in fiction, they have NO IDEA what that thing is on the "Handcannon" or how it would even work. Completely fictional wank dreamed up by the developers half insane minds.
Like literally how
@@yeetyateyote5570 The wiki page for firearms used in movies/videogames has *no* idea how it works either. The developers just put it on for the lulz apparently.
@@otakon17 that’s actually mega based if they did it explicitly for the lulz
"Yeah I'm a misogynist and a racist." *punches woman* "I'M SO SORRY!"
Professionals have standards.
It’s a practice, not a lifestyle.
The guy from Call of Juarez sounds like he's doing a dracula flow skit at all times.
"I stared the devil in the eyes and asked him to let me feel fear. We're smoking that lucifer's celery, I'm built so fucking different that the foreman had to check the blueprints."
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
Ben is like if Dracula Flow was an actual person. He even sounds like Dracula Flow.
8:21 Im not even that into guns, and that still made me recoil like a slap to the face.
Jupiter be like: I love you dad
Dad: EXPLODES
ex-dad: yeah that's what I woulda did
LMAO EX-PLANE it’s it that’s the joke i don’t know what else to say
No worries, there's no need to ex-plane the joke :^)
Was not expecting that but then again it's J but still kinda messed lol.
20 shot revolver: "how the fuck does that work?"
pp bizon revolver: "Abomination, I no longer crave the certainty of steel nor the appeal of chrome. Return to me, my irons and polymers."
8:23 THAT IS FOUL, GET IT OUT
17:24
She couldn't even get the a in Tina out before your character assaults her. Ben must hold the record for world's fastest domestic abuse.
6:47 at this point, saying the N-word was the tamest thing you’ve done
Woods at the World Trade Center top floor: YOU CAN'T KILL ME!! *sees plane approaching* FUUUUU-
13:39 to 13:44 got me GOOD.
I need that laugh badly, thank you.
J once again being objectively correct about the robotic bodies
Bro, the MnF reference was wild, but J knowing there's 3 is crazier goddamn
it's an absolute newgrounds classic, of course he'd know it from his gooning days
I know it was a joke but J just made black ops 6 better
Of course the best TH-camr doesn’t skim with the 9/11 footage
19:13 thank god for Tyrion
I was not expecting actual 9-11 footage! JFJ! You’re a menace lol.
God, I wanna see Johnathan Furguson (Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries museum in the UK) react to that "revolver" monstrosity.
Its been at least 22.3 years. You’re officially allowed to make fun of 9/11 now, according to south park.
8:25 I have two questions??? How would it work and how is it worser than the Dardick pistol???
In all of my time on youtube I've never seen a more perfect sponcer
money well spent for Call of Juarez: the Cartel
Currently sitting in a Twin Peaks while watching this, life is good.
This man wholeheartedly put the clip of plane hitting the WTC... fucking gigachad
9:22 SO TRUE. PREACH THAT SHIT, J
'the worst she can say is no'
8:23
7:33
I'm sorry, but I desperately want this but said by Duke Nukem.
Wiz is just Newman from Seinfeld and no one can convince me otherwise.
That Dice reference at 1:20, think you slick JFJ? 😂
I hope you’re doing lovely J
3:38 you sent me right back to Burnout Paradise with that bit J, thanks.
Any plans on putting Dudley in the thumbnail, similar to Tyrion?
15:56 Dayum, if they had any superior genes, it went down there!
Dident vanilla ice do a house flipping show called “the vanilla ice project”?
oh boy watching fun is fun sure is fun
Another JFJ Classic
Did you know that the Guy that did the Cleveland videos is now a Cleveland news station reporter?
4:05 put vanilla ice from the crime boss franchise in payday 3 and maybe I will buy payday 3
Is this the long awaited payday is fun 7?
Yo J for some reason this vid is fucking hilarious. Best vid you've made in awhile keep cooking
I keep being reminded
by both jfj and neocranium
there they both know someone who is called "lewd scp-1471"
and it's somehow funny to me
I really hope Crime Boss takes off. Payday 3 screwed up so bad, so they're in a perfect position to print money if they don't botch it.
Ayyy JFJ, the algorithm actually showed me this video! I thought I should let you know after that scare you had before!
JFJ spittin facts on robots
love this guy
"Tyrian i hit the Pentagon but your knew that already"
they made a fourth???
only time I ever heard of vanilla ice was that bit from pickle rick show
top tier mental rot and happiness
8:22 I'm going to fucking vomit.
Me wondering why i can’t park my planes in the building
20:27 real asf
14:50 why does he talk like a shitty version of Dracula rap
Fuck someone in chat said the same thing
Can't wait to see the finals vid
"its not borderlands 4" IF ONLY THAT ONE GUY IN CHAT KNEW.
Interested in what the catchphrase will be for Dudley. "DUDLEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO BULDING 7!?!"
the call of juarez guy sounds like dracula flow.
Oh sweet i finally can eat lunch
21:40 rather mgs4 ish lighting
Honestly that Juarez title was kinda going for what Splinter Cell: Double Agent was going for, where you kinda had to play both sides.
20:18 "They Boobi-" hehehehe...
watching the entirety + liking + commenting to boost video stats 👍
Video speed running demonization
mr president a fourth meet has hit the and fuck kingdom
could someone tell me the name of the game with the cop with one liners
Call of Juarez guy sounds like dracula flow
I bought some supps jay! I bought it with a preorder
YES JFJ YES SPEAK FACTS ABOUT THE ROBOT LADYS TRUE TRUE
Actually hiyped for the killer bean game
You’re Fun JFJ
J is completely right about robot girls, Karen especially. It's way hotter when they actually look like robots, and not just like humans. There's a lot of porn of Karen exactly as J described (tv head on a sexy body) and as a monstergirl lover, i'm not ashamed to admit i'm VERY gay for Plankton's sassy robo wife. Remember: Assaultron, not Synth.
Exactly! It was a shame we couldn't romance Ada in fallout 4. I don't mind human faces but it honestly is more uncanny than the robots with robot heads. Plus they're cooler and have better designs than the human faced robots, and monsters if I'm being honest.
@@taylorcrawford4387 I couldn't agree more regarding Ada, she was the only companion I actually wanted to romance since Curie turned herself into a synth. It was just Serana in Skyrim all over again! We couldn't romance any of the robots, it was infuriating going to Goodneighbour and having KLEO rizz you up everytime you talk to her, and the player just acts like a dead fish in response. Supposedly, there was going to be a romancable Assaultron in 76, but Bethesda scrapped her, the cowards! And honestly, I don't even have any uncanny feeling towards humanoid robots, I just don't find them any different than regular humans, i.e. boring in a world full of giant lizards, insects and murder robots with childbearing hips. Personally, the less human-like the better in my opinion, all these humans and synths, but all I really want is a deathclaw with boobs.
@@QueenSuccubug a romancable death claw would be crazy though. I mean there was that one mod that had that but it wasn't the best. Honestly the game would have been cool if they kept the assaultron that we could get together with, Kleo or Ada would have been amazing but again Bethesda are cowards.
@@QueenSuccubugthere IS a romanceable assualtron in 76 her name is Adelaide and she was part of last seasons “battle pass”, but I believe you can now purchase her using gold bullion if you have ALLY reputation with the foundation settlers. This applies to all of the added companions, and they will sometimes release them in the atomic shop too.
@@Gamer1what REALLY now? Damn, I stopped playing 76 years ago, but that almost makes me wanna go back to it. I just wish it wasn't such a repetitive grinding sim...
Holy fuck the Lisp
Oh the ads ain’t makin it into this one guys
Whatever happened to your DBD video “Oni Is Fun”
Ah an abrupt stop oh yeah the joke
Kinda surprised he used actual 9/11 footage.
8:22 I get the joke
great vid
We all know the cowboys don't play games they shoot game
I wish I would of seen this yesterday, I didn't see your code.. :(
I did get your flavor though!
Woah why did the video end so suddenly?
I wish I could buy CoJ: The Cartel without having to use a CD key site
Cartel Writers: So we have this cowboy cop but we don't really know what lines to give him
*Vivziepop enters the room* Gentlemen...
Cartel sounds more like bootleg Dracula Flow, if you ask me.
What does the J in JFJ stand for.
mom can we have payday is fun
we have payday is fun at home
payday 3 is payday at home
"If it didn't have the Juarez name attatched to it maybe it wouldn't have been so bad..."
So... Like Resident Evil 6?
that gross ass revolver..... could mechanicly work in a stupid way
have the centre cylender enclosed
have right cylnders open to the air so spent shells fall out
the magazine is a hylixal box mag that incerts rounds to the bottom chamber
its stupid but it works (kinda a the gattling gun but slow)
I saw my name in the video :)
Based J
Good boy
J gets it
Don Ak Dum
damn you called curious joy curious george and you went for the fat joke instead. smh
No MH Wilds reaction!? cringe... still gave it a like cuz fart jokes = funny
Yay
Funny lil comment for algorithm
wow
2 seconds in a J is already playing a scam ffs