"No one needs ectasy more than gordon, Imagine how out of place that man would be at an after party, people would be dancing in the kitchen and he would be thinking about killing homeless people" 😂😂😂😂
Literally, I've never watched any podcast before but I've watched every episode of this in the last 2 weeks I could listen to Craig talk shit for hours
Fkn oath Craig. I've been into BJJ since before you started probably, but I literally gave it up completely for years because it became so dorky with dds and 10p dudes being such tryhard wanks with no humour or intelligence. You singlehandedly made me fall back in love with this sport. Plz never stop taking the piss of em all ❤❤
32:46 finally some common sense. Hit 35 and I want no part of looking back at what I did and especially WHY I did what I did. Whoa, makes my skin crawl thinking about psychedelic introspection. Give me some good old fashioned feel good instead.
The same thing with the round timer happened to my step mom at a restaurant she thought all these dudes were checking her out but partway through she realized she was sitting under a tv and there was a game on above her head
gi made sense when the basically the whole world wore coats with lapels for cultural reasons (think 19th centruy when most "civilized" men wore modern suits no matter the weather, including japanese men like judo's founder jigoro kano). no gi grips are available no matter your opponents choice of clothes, gi grips are completely dependent upon them. in reality, you should only devote a small portion of time to training in the gi, unless you live in extreme cold regions and are primarily concerned with getting into fights outdoors with other people in parkas.
"No one needs ectasy more than gordon, Imagine how out of place that man would be at an after party, people would be dancing in the kitchen and he would be thinking about killing homeless people" 😂😂😂😂
Craig Jones is f@$king hilarious, it doesn't matter what he is saying. It's the way he says it. 😂
Dude I am getting bad hooked on this podcast
Literally, I've never watched any podcast before but I've watched every episode of this in the last 2 weeks
I could listen to Craig talk shit for hours
Fkn oath Craig. I've been into BJJ since before you started probably, but I literally gave it up completely for years because it became so dorky with dds and 10p dudes being such tryhard wanks with no humour or intelligence. You singlehandedly made me fall back in love with this sport. Plz never stop taking the piss of em all ❤❤
eshaay baah
Ah, a deadbeat that hates achievement.
damn bro pop it out of your mouth
You need to get a life 😂
Ghey
"The Germans wouldn't even have bombed this place"😂😂😂 thank you Craig I needed a laugh today.
Ironically Southampton was heavily bombed during the war due to its strategic value as a dock and the place where Spitfires were manufactured
"...I think the actual medical term for it was that he had a stomach ache..."
🤣🤣🤣 Craig is ruthless
A pioneer in gay bjj.
There's no such thing as "Gay BJJ". BJJ is inherently gay by definition. Saying "Gay BJJ" is redundant.
So 👍 true.
GJJ
@@patrickgavin2012so true dude
@@patrickgavin2012no gi bjj is gay. Gi bjj is straight
Craig Jones best storyteller. Keep em coming mate, Always hydrate.
craig jones is the gordon ryan of trolling
32:46 finally some common sense. Hit 35 and I want no part of looking back at what I did and especially WHY I did what I did. Whoa, makes my skin crawl thinking about psychedelic introspection. Give me some good old fashioned feel good instead.
😂😂😂
Must b3 Uncle Joseph Chan😂
Flo has got me twice now on forgetting to cancel the yearly
Thanks for coming to London Grapple and smoking me Craig 😂
Who was the guy who traveled with Craig
Fr they bleeped him out twice wtf
My guess is Jozef
@@Muppen01or ethan
Ethan
@@greenwood-1426 Idk, Don’t think he’d watch the womens class for the tech but what do I know
Craig saw the comments on his IG post about him being a kid's role model lol
I am pretty sure that the gullible friend is jozef lol. them bastards taking advantage of an underage teen 😂
I thought he was 37 ??
Jozef isn't American is he?
Measuring a Romanians age by their eyebrows is fucking hilarious
Love the solo episode, high comedy. The content has been gold lately, thank you
southampton is one of the major ports of the south coast so was bombed by the germans extensively
Explains the visuals
@@craigjones8662😂😂
@@craigjones8662 The Germans did 10 million pounds worth of improvements when they bombed it.
Insane that Purple Aki is known worldwide!
Craig's comedy wit, just 2nd to none. When is he going to be on JRE.
Already was.
Bout 2 years ago
He needs to make a 2nd appearance@@benjaminedmondson847
The fact craig knows about purple aki is great😂😂😂😂😂😂
The same thing with the round timer happened to my step mom at a restaurant she thought all these dudes were checking her out but partway through she realized she was sitting under a tv and there was a game on above her head
Ok, some lip reading person tell us who's the mysterious man!
Poor david is still putting on sunscreen to this day
Why are these c**ts in gis. No addressing that? Hilarious stuff though. What a legend.
How the hell does Craig Jones know about purple aki, I thought this was only a Liverpool local legend.
I know. I’ve got mates that have never heard of him and I live in the north west of the uk.
I had zero idea of who he was until he mentioned him a couple weeks ago. What an odd character to know of.
Langakar only has one L in his name .. I know Craig is used to racking up Ls, but it’s not pronounced Lang-Lakkar
About time you guys dressed up like a professional in the Gi lol
Let’s get a gi day at b team and throw it on the vlog
Where are all the lip readers at, who's the friend?
Craig Jones, the hero we all needed!
Fucking hilarious !!
Loving the input from freddinho in these. Honest to god silver stuff lads!
I havent ever done special K but i hear it rules. Idk if it would be good for podcasts though. 😂
I was here before the title "transitioned" so brave.🙏
Craig is hilarious. One of a kind.
“Nobody wants to take on the Jacked vegan”😂😂😂
Got a feeling it’s Bobby
Bobby‘s australian tho
also bobby's a stand up comedian so he coudn't be that naive
Every time I’m at the gym and people talk in the shower I think of Craig telling me I’m gay if I talk back
I think that's more of an Australian thing.
Craig Jones the goat of shit talking and baller still
Gi is great for trolling lower belts and for old guys to slow down the young monsters.
gi made sense when the basically the whole world wore coats with lapels for cultural reasons (think 19th centruy when most "civilized" men wore modern suits no matter the weather, including japanese men like judo's founder jigoro kano). no gi grips are available no matter your opponents choice of clothes, gi grips are completely dependent upon them. in reality, you should only devote a small portion of time to training in the gi, unless you live in extreme cold regions and are primarily concerned with getting into fights outdoors with other people in parkas.
@@andrewstephens8790did you just spend 5 minutes writing this?
Craig's gayness cannot be controlled.
Natural actor
why would anyone want to grab clothes when you can simply grab other men in no gi?
Gotta be owen jones they're talking about 🤣
Even if you dont care about Jiu-jitsu, this podcast is hilarious. Craig about to crossover to mainstream.
I can't believe Purple Aki got a mention on this podcast
Man, how can you pick against the guy that’s beat ya boy Izzy 3 times?
(Hoping I dont regret this comment in the future 😅 🗿🏹)
How tf am I going to explain to the Mrs why I'm subscribed to Flo cheer. I'd honestly rather pay for the year.
this has to be jay rod lmao
Looool yea they should've blurred out his mouth when they beeped his name
Jay Rod is not interested in the ladies
Get Langlaker on the pod!
"I'd rather watch a cheerleading open than IBJJF open" 😂😂
Craigs gi put on backwards is bugging me so much damn it
How acid do you think JD is watching this intro
I need an instructional for this comment
@@urbansamurai261😂😂
Who's David?
bulls sold out in an hour?
now we know that the guy he was talking about is david from the newest vlog lol
Who was the guy from flo that wanted to fight Craig??
Craig will never forgive Fred for going out with a girl and not the boys that once 🤣🤣
Jones is developing to be a really well rounded poddy , thanks Craig much respect from the Monterey California area....
They talking about Oliver Taza??
There’s no way u deleted my comment saying I’d put wrestle Craig 😂
31:20 lmao
I think Dankula did a video on Purple Aki back in the day.
Only thing that stuck was that Craig doesn’t brush his teeth regularly…
That back drop looks pleasing to the eye in the PIP mini player 👌
only way to age a Romanian is to measure the width of there eyebrow
How much does Evertitan cost a month?
i wish i knew who he was talking about 😂😂😂
who the fuck is he talkin about?
I don't think ever titan exists ,ive tried their website many times and it never opens
Purple Aki could find Tesla
dudes name is obviously devin
B team data pirates
It's gotta be David Vardanyan
What color is Craig wearing????
How the fuck does Craig know about Purple Aki??
Yeah I was wondering lol. Only reason I've heard of him is because of Dankula lol
Loving the big juice bottles!!!
i love listening ti those at 6 ine the morning.
Southampton getting some heat
Jimmy saddle. The man's a hero.
Are they talking about Nicky rod?
No lol 😂
You wish jellyfish
Jimmy Saddle = Degle
Hilarious episode, gents!
Nice gis boys
Got to be talking bout David haha
Yep you can lip read it
Craigs take on psychedelics is so true. Past 25 no bueno
Anyone know who this friend is that he talks about in the beginning?
David Vardanyan
@@Shaka_Garami awesome thank you! Do you also know whwre he has his "disposable income" from? Is he the crypto guy craig talked about in the past?
Slip some molly in Gordon's drink 😅😅😅
And then what? Put a lava lamp and some blacklights on the nightstand next to the cuck chair?
17:40 jokes on you, i could never get a girlfriend.
They're wearing Gi's 😂
I honestly thought closed captions would help me understand that ozzy. Nope
purple aki.... this is fucking comedy gold. I would be surprised if craig wasn't a norm macdonald fan.
Who is Purple Aki?
Google him
The Bogeyman of Liverpool and a lot of North West weightlifting Gyms .He is 6 feet 6. 19 stone and Loves to feel Young Mens Muscles #SquatForAki
@@deadpool8340what century is this that you have to use feet and stones as your units? 😅
@@filipcar96 The English Metric !!aka the best from when we ruled the Planet of course !
Lol
FYI after having four children while on testosterone I can promise you that it’s not male birth control
glad you didnt interview purple aki
known kiddy toucher so wouldnt of aged well
can’t defeat Gordon I think you should go for the GMF belt brotha
Gotta be Joseph ain't fooling no one saying he's American
he was training at B team when Craig was in the UK
Ahhh. Thought I'd cracked the case.
Oliver Taza? He was with Craig in London
Some geezer called Daniel I believe, he is in another b-team video talking about the hotel lobby thing@@sohaelsayed8253
where can i get that steroids water bottle
Lol😂 flo destroyed