Cop said verbatim “no I didn’t” when asked if he got the guys speed…..so this whole thing is a fugazi and speeds in the video is a lie. And the whole thing “that’s all the more reason to take the test” if you haven’t been drinking……that’s like “you have have nothing to hide so let the cops violate your rights.” Im not saying this guy is a saint etc, but our police training must have mandatory training on supreme rulings and what cops CANT do just as much as can.
@@Itsmy2cent Oh stop already. The cop tried to pull him over and he ran. He's driving with no licence and no plates on the car. Then he locks himself in and pretends to be asleep. Stop defending criminals.
It's not that original. People play dumb like this more often than not. He probably heard some rumor about plausible deniability and thought it was a good idea. I knew an idiot who tried this same idea. It ended pretty close to the same way
@@My_Naginta Depends on the state and the situation. I've been too drunk to drive and slept it off in my car. Verified with a cop buddy that it's perfectly legal in my state as long as you're not in the drivers seat. Most states will also require that your keys are not immediately accessible so in those states you can just throw them in the trunk before you doze off. This guy's dumb as hell for trying it during a traffic stop though.
@@My_Naginta Just shut up, pull over, and take the ticket. That's the easiest of ways. No magic wand will make your license appear or your vehicle suddenly registered.
I don’t know what’s stupider: the fact that he thought climbing into the backseat of his car during a traffic stop was a good idea, or that he did it while the officer was watching him 😂
I wonder what his ultimate game plan was there? Like, did he think that if the cops believed he was sleeping, they would genuinely just... leave?!! 😂😂😂
11:51-12:01 is my favorite part “it was warm earlier” “Yea the sun was out. It does that” and then his goofy smile as they took his picture Lmao comedy gold
This guy genuinely made *DIRECT EYE CONTACT* with the cop after driving in front of him then proceeded to *move in front of the cop* and pretend to be asleep and he has the brain to think that will work
That was my favorite line. I've had way too many 'conversations' about "it was warmer yesterday, but today there is wind. SoOoOoOo cRaZy!" "yes, that's weather"
I wonder what the hell this dude's master plan was? Did he really think that if he pretended to be asleep, the cops would genuinely just... leave?!! Like pretending to be asleep was some kind of cheat code to get out of any arrest? 😂
@@fritos1445 clearly he's not though. Reality kicked in for a few, then went bye-bye again. 2nd offense OWI as well. He isn't a slow learner, he's a no-learner.
Calling a cop "sir" isn't good manners, not in the US. It's just being a boot licker. Sir is for people deserving of respect and/or positions deserving of respect. Police are neither in the US.
One time a girl I hardly know pretended to fall asleep on my shoulder because a dealer she owed money to approached the car we were in. It’s the only time anyone ever threatened to shoot me in the head. I never spoke to her again
This girl rented a car but didn't pay it. She almost got us arrested for grand theft auto. The next time, my mom thought she was a hooker because she showed up at my house with all the stuff and no where to go. I never talked to her again. I kept her phone chargers.....
A guy I used to be kind of friends with called me to come over to his place to hang out one night along with another guy we know, he was acting kind of odd I couldn't work out what was up, next thing some really serious dudes turned up one with a gun, turned out he owed them big time they came to collect, he knew they were coming and just wanted us there so he wasn't alone, nothing bad happened luckily but it was touch and go, I was majorly pissed at him for it and I also never had anything to do with him again after that.
I felt like Superman back then. Now I'm out of shape, partials take up half my mouth, and I battle weird little things in my own mind but def completely in control of it (not withdrawal or craves, it's the speedy thoughts like back then, rushed heart beat out of anxiety.) Sober from it for a decade now. Mid 30s. I won't ever touch it again. I value life and want control of my mind and sleep.
@@CynicalDelightxXx Been there myself. Got almost 7 years sober down, the rest of my life to go. Congrats on choosing a sober life. You know as well as I do how shtty the chase is. Worse than having a job, especially cuz you're paying out money instead of getting paid.
"I've seen dumb people, but you're pretty good." -- "Man it was warmer earlier, isn't that weird?" "Yeah the sun was out, it does that." Bro this cop is KILLIN' me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ignorant comment. He had his blood drawn. Nothing mentioned about meth at all. And as a former user, I could look at that guy and instantly tell he was not on speeders. He was not on any zoom zoom during that arrest. You can see it in his eyes.
They actually have one that was done but he was not at window but in clear view of car. Guy jumped into passenger seat and said GF was driving and left scene but entire thing on tape
I just recently saw the same girl try to do it TWICE (several months apart), except she jumped in the backseat instead. Tried to say her friends ran off both times, even though it was her car, she didn’t know any of their names or info, and everyone who saw the accident happen, only saw her in the car. 🤦♀️😂
I was looking for the comment about the window to add onto it😂. I’ve never seen someone break a window so perfectly before lol. Usually they just beat the crap out of it with a night stick and it doesn’t do anything. He went wham and that glass exploded
@retiredatc8720 Seen some cops have Halligans. Dude may be buddy buddy with someone at the firehouse or "requisitioned" one off a rig at a call. They know it's gone, but they "acquired" stuff from the cops too so nobody complains.
Sometimes these guys end up being involuntarily hilarious. From the sound of his voice, they way he's talking, the dumbness of his facial expression, it's just comedy gold. I know these cops don't see it that way, but this is the second drunk guy I've seen on this channel that kept me laughing throughout the conversation with the cops. "Gonna be missing a window soon..." - Cop "C'mon, don't hurt me too bad!" "*husky noises*" "Is this worth going to jail?" "Uh, no sir." "Then what are you doing?" "Ahh, yes, sir!" "Are you drunk or high or something?" "No, sir." "Then what are you doing?" "I just didn't want to get arrested..." "Well, look what happened. Was that a good plan?" "No." "Are you happy with your decision?" "No, sir." "I've seen dumb people but you're pretty good." "Is this car stolen or something?" "No, sir." "Dead body in the trunk?" "No, sir. NO, SIR! What the fuck?" "Yeah, that's our question at this point." "Ohh..." "Ah, my shoulder." "Hang on." "Okay. I'm hanging. I'm hanging, officer." "Ah, my shoulder hurts." "Yeah, EMS is on their way, they're gonna come take those probes out." "Oh, no, no, sir. No, sir. I'm good. I can walk home." "No, you can't." "Why not?" "Are you willing to talk to me." "Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You're a good guy. I can tell you're a good guy." "So, tell me what happened?" "I have been here trying to get McDonalds." "No, ok. Let's start over." "Ok." "Ok, cause I'm not stupid and I'm treating you with respect so don't treat me like I'm an idiot." "I'm just cold. And the taser hurts." "Yeah, it does." "Did you see me behind you with the lights on?" "I don't know you, sir." "I don't know you either but I still had my flashing lights on." "Meth, right here." "METH? You got meth?! You found meth on me?" "Do you got meth?" "No, sir. I don't do meth. I've never done meth." "*more husky noises*" "Oh, God, that's like a prickly. That's like a pricker. Wait, oh, what are they called, the pricker?" "They're called barbs." "Oh, barbs. Prickers?" "Can I just walk home? Am I going to jail?" "Yeah, I already told you, you're going to jail." "Yeah, I'd go 4X4 at this rate." "4X4? This is not a truck situation. We don't need a truck for this." "That's true." "4X4, that's not necessary." "Can I seek medical attention?" "Yeah, that's what you got." "Cause I'm in serious pain right now." "You were so scared you climbed in the back and went to sleep." "I almost shit my pants..." "That's when the window broke. Before that, you weren't scared." "That, I definitely shit my pants there." "Yeah, before that, I don't think you were scared, tho." "No, I don't wanna shit my pants. No. Nobody does." "Yeah, please don't." "Nobody tries to." "He's name is Aaron." "Eric?" "Aaron." "Aaron?" "Double A. There's a A at the beginning and an A afterwards and then... Aaron." "It's cold out, too. You know? I'm shivering, geez." "I think that's adrenaline, that's why you're shivering cause it's not really cold." "It was warm earlier." "Yeah, the sun was out. It does that."
A few month back I got busted for having a wildly expired plate (multiple years). I wasn't speeding or doing any other else wrong, just got unlucky with a cop ending up behind me and running the plate. I pulled over, and was prepared to take my reaming of penalties. When asked, i turned off the car and got out. I let them search me, search the car, and run the vin. I didn't even have my up to date licence on me, I had them look me up with an expired one. After a long while of them doing their investigation and just talking honestly with one the officers, they decided to cut me loose. They said they should be towing the vehicle, and seemed really hesitant about letting me off with a very stern and serious warning. I was beyond shocked. Long story short. Im not saying you SHOULD talk to cops when you're in legal trouble but it's amazing what being courteous and chill can afford you. It's something to consider if you're completely boned and you don't end up like this idiot with all the penalties PLUS a busted window.
My buddy and I were drinking on a bar on a Sunday night and were drunk upon leaving. There were cops in the parking lot and my buddy ran off as soon as seeing them. I simply raised my hands. My buddy went to jail charged with public intoxication and the cops gave me a ride home
I think it was because he wasn't putting his right arm behind his back after being told to, could be wrong. I'll let other people discuss whether or not that is justified though
Then, while EMS is holding him while they remove the taser barbs, he says “can I get some medical attention here?” “The car is his uncle’s.”/“I just bought this car.” Total zero.
Do you guys get charged for false statements in the US? Here in Germany if you lie to the police or even worse in court then you are going to get a false-statement charge. Thats 3 months - 5 years in jail
The tase should've been a drive-stun. Not to mention, that officer doesn't even warn his peers and almost gets one of them on the hand. He seriously needs training.
@@Surf_Crisis I've seen several taser ND's now when either trying to drive stun or just sitting there threatening its use for compliance. And the cop channels have conveniently edited around it so it doesn't seem that way each time. I had to rewind to see why there were taser leads all of a sudden.
“Did you get his speed” “noo” “75 in a 55” 😂 so no reason for the stop he had every reason to ignore them, then destroyed his window and dragged him through the broken glass for what 😂😂 tasing him after dragging him through the broken glass btw they could’ve unlocked the door. Started accusing him of meth straight away
This video was hilarious 😂 Cop clearly saw him in 4K to go to driving seat to back seat and pretend to sleep to think cops will go away but it not, lol
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So when are you dropping another Jorrey Olson video?
Cop said verbatim “no I didn’t” when asked if he got the guys speed…..so this whole thing is a fugazi and speeds in the video is a lie. And the whole thing “that’s all the more reason to take the test” if you haven’t been drinking……that’s like “you have have nothing to hide so let the cops violate your rights.” Im not saying this guy is a saint etc, but our police training must have mandatory training on supreme rulings and what cops CANT do just as much as can.
big giant dummo kid baby HA!
@@Itsmy2cent Oh stop already. The cop tried to pull him over and he ran. He's driving with no licence and no plates on the car. Then he locks himself in and pretends to be asleep. Stop defending criminals.
The fact the officers were following him before he pulled over and pretended to sleep makes this ten times funnier.
he like “bro i was sleeping here the whole time you got the wrong guy”
@@RGEslatt "Aw, shit! You right. We're gonna let you go with a warning this time."😂
When your acting skills aren't quite convincing.
Don't forget he shit his pants 😂
Bro we recorded you crawling into the backseat. 😂
It's like when you're a kid and hear a noise in the middle of the night so you hide under the blanket, hoping it goes away 😂
Lol maybe you hid under the blanket like a coward, but not me. I faced my fears head on. Speak for yourself.
😂😂
It seemed to have worked with his mom, and may still!
Hey that worked when I was a kid😂
@@LordOfThePancakeswhatever trumptard. You don't scare me😂
you can't sleep when enemies are nearby
This comment wins
best comment I seen on the internet today
Some call them "our dogs".
Nah this comment wins with a landslide.
Sleep with one eye open 😉
4:57 "I've seen dumb people, but you're pretty good." You never recover from that level of destruction 😂
Also, 11:50
STUPID: It was warm earlier.
COP: That's 'cause the sun was out, it does that.
Brutal.
Nah you won't ever recover when a police officer roast you or the whole department shows up
It was ok
💀
I got one. i got one.
I've meet some dumb basta***', but you outdo them all.
~Gene Wilder, Silver Streak
Them dragging him out the window was so funny 😭😭
Pretty much... This whole bit was quite humorous... The guy is a clown for sure...
The crawling in the back and pulling out was straight up some adult cartoon sh*t right there lmao
An "A" for originality. An "F" for practicality.
It's not that original. People play dumb like this more often than not. He probably heard some rumor about plausible deniability and thought it was a good idea. I knew an idiot who tried this same idea. It ended pretty close to the same way
An A at the beginning and an A after that . . . spells Aaron. But yes, he gets an F for his attempt to avoid accountability.
@@My_Naginta Depends on the state and the situation. I've been too drunk to drive and slept it off in my car. Verified with a cop buddy that it's perfectly legal in my state as long as you're not in the drivers seat. Most states will also require that your keys are not immediately accessible so in those states you can just throw them in the trunk before you doze off. This guy's dumb as hell for trying it during a traffic stop though.
@@My_Naginta Just shut up, pull over, and take the ticket. That's the easiest of ways. No magic wand will make your license appear or your vehicle suddenly registered.
Parking and instantly pretending to fall asleep is one thing, but crawling into the back seat while still pretending to be asleep is next level.
WHILE THE COP COULD SEE YOU!!! 😂
Sleep crawling
😂😂😂
😄
@@kellismith4329 😂😂😂
Him climbing in the back seat in full view of the cop is actually hilarious
He thought had the invisible perk
Maybe if I don't move they will go away
I was thinking narcolepsy along with sleep crawling.
@solarlass5807 too bad thats not what narcolepsy looks like
Guessing he doesn't know BWCs are a thing 🤣
That was the most brutal window break I have ever seen. It was beautiful!
Right!
The GOAT of window smashes!
In One Fell Swoop...Gone!
I virtually cheered! Need that officer for all the drunks & sov citz that refuse to get out of their cars. 😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. “4x4, this is not a truck situation”💀😭
I was wondering why no one was saying this lmfao he was so serious
I don't know any of them had a straight face lol
That's was gold.🤣
After the window smash, the cop should have said, “I’m sorry, were you sleeping?”
I don’t know what’s stupider: the fact that he thought climbing into the backseat of his car during a traffic stop was a good idea, or that he did it while the officer was watching him 😂
You know that maybe not really could’ve worked if he did that before the cop arrived
If it wasn't on camera then it would have come down to his word against the cop's whether or not he was driving beforehand.
@@jonny_vdv I don't think that's how it works
@@jonny_vdv there is a reason cops words are given more trust, and will be believed in a he said she said.
I know!!!! Cray 😜 Cray or stupid,or both.
😂 HE REALLY CLIMBED IN THE BACKSEAT AND TRIED TO ACT LIKE HE WAS SLEEPING! 🤦🏻♂️😂😂
That is a hilarious strategy!!! Lmao.
I wonder what his ultimate game plan was there? Like, did he think that if the cops believed he was sleeping, they would genuinely just... leave?!! 😂😂😂
😅😅😂
Thanks yeah we saw the video
Never have I ever seen that before 😂🤣🤣🤣
Hes pretending to sleep so the officers would carry him into the squad car
awwww
Just like my brother Bob.💤💤💤
This is the funniest comment on youtube.
@@jordancadwell6549
@@jordancadwell6549 you dont use TH-cam much huh
11:51-12:01 is my favorite part
“it was warm earlier”
“Yea the sun was out. It does that”
and then his goofy smile as they took his picture
Lmao comedy gold
This guy genuinely made *DIRECT EYE CONTACT* with the cop after driving in front of him then proceeded to *move in front of the cop* and pretend to be asleep and he has the brain to think that will work
11:51
“It was warm earlier”.
COP: “The sun was out. It does that”. LOL
He was trying way too hard to make small-talk ... I think he thought he could 'nice guy' his way out of it.
@@hunterwsthey apparently found out when they got him to the station that he wasn't such a nice guy😂
I literally laughed out loud when he said that
That was my favorite line. I've had way too many 'conversations' about "it was warmer yesterday, but today there is wind. SoOoOoOo cRaZy!" "yes, that's weather"
Ditto! 🤣 The best lines ever said to a perp took place in this video. That LEO rocks. 💙
“I just didn’t wanna get arrested.”
Cop: “well look what happened” 😂😂
That cop was savage 😂
lol I laughed so hard. Like a dad talking to a child and the kid has nothing to say for himself.
@@booshmcfadden7638 it just got better from there too! 😂
"Was that a good plan?"
"No sir"
😂😂
I wonder what the hell this dude's master plan was? Did he really think that if he pretended to be asleep, the cops would genuinely just... leave?!! Like pretending to be asleep was some kind of cheat code to get out of any arrest? 😂
Bro tried to log out in real life
I have dreams like that now and then.... MMO affecting sleep lol
Hahahaha
ALT F4
ALT F4
ALT F4
Haha! Love it
Combat log irl
He thought he can go from 5 stars to 0 stars by taking a nap.
That “don’t hurt me too bad” had me 😂, then the “aahhhahhhhhh” after getting tased was the icing on the cake.😂😂😂😂
The way he starts making 3 stooges noises when they took the barbs out @ 09:32 😂😅
That dude was HIGH AS FUCK
limited vocabulary, huh?
@@DavidMiddleton-w6xFuck
No shit!!!
@@DavidMiddleton-w6x High as SHIT?
@user-fq8gt5gp3l it's TH-cam, weirdo
"This car stolen or something!? Dead body in the trunk?!" LMAO
no sir🥺🥺 no sir🥺🥺🥺
No sir…yes sir…
Those were my thoughts too though like wtf do you have going on buddy
Do a search of that car
"No sir, the body is still alive. 😈"
The cop freaked him the f*ck out when he asled if there was a body in the trunk 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂the wtf
I read this comment the very second this happened 🤣
For someone whose never done meth, he sure acts like a methhead.
I'm convinced this is an episode of Reno 911 😂
"I bought the car from Aron. There's a A at the beginning and A afterwards." 😂😂😂😂😂
“Arona”
@@darthzayexeet3653you are actually stupid. He meant Aaron
"Aaron" was what he was trying to say.
Aron is a Pokemon. 💀
"I've seen dumb people, but you're pretty good..." 4:56
I saw this guy in a video last week being dragged out of the street while attempting to protest.
Savage!
😆😂😆😂
👌
🤣🤣🤣
So many great lines from this guy.
“That’s a crumb, I’m a line cook”
“You found meth on me”
“I was sleeping”
This dude screams line cook
“Guys it gets cold at night”
😂 Don't forget, "I can walk home".😂
2 truths and a lie
Is that a pricker
Well, well, well. After the busted window he's all "yes, sir" and "no, sir". Who knew busting a window could produce good manners?
I was pretty disappointed to learn he became combative at the hospital. Seems like a decent dude just a few things to work on
180 grains of lead also produce good manners.😁
@@fritos1445 clearly he's not though. Reality kicked in for a few, then went bye-bye again. 2nd offense OWI as well. He isn't a slow learner, he's a no-learner.
Calling a cop "sir" isn't good manners, not in the US. It's just being a boot licker. Sir is for people deserving of respect and/or positions deserving of respect. Police are neither in the US.
@@dukedase7
go home.
Bless his simple minded heart to think that would work.
One time a girl I hardly know pretended to fall asleep on my shoulder because a dealer she owed money to approached the car we were in. It’s the only time anyone ever threatened to shoot me in the head. I never spoke to her again
This girl rented a car but didn't pay it. She almost got us arrested for grand theft auto. The next time, my mom thought she was a hooker because she showed up at my house with all the stuff and no where to go. I never talked to her again. I kept her phone chargers.....
A guy I used to be kind of friends with called me to come over to his place to hang out one night along with another guy we know, he was acting kind of odd I couldn't work out what was up, next thing some really serious dudes turned up one with a gun, turned out he owed them big time they came to collect, he knew they were coming and just wanted us there so he wasn't alone, nothing bad happened luckily but it was touch and go, I was majorly pissed at him for it and I also never had anything to do with him again after that.
Meth is a helluva drug. It makes you believe you can convince a cop that you are sleeping right after you were caught speeding down the road.
One of the worst
at first, its great, after a short time, its awful.
I felt like Superman back then. Now I'm out of shape, partials take up half my mouth, and I battle weird little things in my own mind but def completely in control of it (not withdrawal or craves, it's the speedy thoughts like back then, rushed heart beat out of anxiety.) Sober from it for a decade now. Mid 30s. I won't ever touch it again. I value life and want control of my mind and sleep.
@@CynicalDelightxXx Been there myself. Got almost 7 years sober down, the rest of my life to go. Congrats on choosing a sober life. You know as well as I do how shtty the chase is. Worse than having a job, especially cuz you're paying out money instead of getting paid.
Or maybe it's the cops fault for not being on meth or they would've believed him 🤷
“It was warm earlier.” “The sun was out, it tends to do that” 😂
The idiots thought process was "Sorry officer, im sleeping"
"Understandable sir, sorry to bother you"
Well he didn’t have any other ideas & figured he’d give it a go 😂😂 & then has the nerves to say “I’m alright I can walk home” hahaha 😂😂
The way he smiled for the photo the officer was taking. So funny.
"I've seen dumb people but you're pretty good" colddd 🥶
That officer who broke the window loves his job. He broke that window with like 110% effort. That was amazing! 3:31
while he screamed "last chance" he internally thought "oh yes, time to break some shit"
😂
Big guy was thinking, “don’t take the last chance, please!” Dude was all wound up for his swing already.
Totally!! 😂😂😂
He used the tool incorrectly, you’re supposed to insert the pick into the window slot and pull it down
5:40 "That's my uncle's car...that's my uncle's car." 7:56 "I just bought the car sir, I just bought the car."
And he also bought it for his uncle 11:01 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Listen right after “big money guy” 🤣🤣
@@maddmike227 I missed that😂😂😂😂
@@cb9600yea but he saved the lie when he said he bought jt for him cause originally he said “it’s his uncles car”
Good catch. I catch alot of people lying in these police videos.
"Are you happy with your decision?" Priceless.
OMG, was this fun!!! Enjoyed every minute of it!!! Just kept giving and giving!!! Complements to the CHEF!!!!
"I've seen dumb people, but you're pretty good."
--
"Man it was warmer earlier, isn't that weird?"
"Yeah the sun was out, it does that."
Bro this cop is KILLIN' me!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stupid + Alcohol + Meth = Handcuffs
Haha. I think dude is seriously trying to get a role in Dumb and Dumber 3. He certainly has the experience lol.
with a high chance of death
But he said he wasn't speeding, didn't see the lights, doesn't do meth, and doesn't drink. Also, he was asleep.
Bah hahahahahahahaha!
Ignorant comment. He had his blood drawn. Nothing mentioned about meth at all. And as a former user, I could look at that guy and instantly tell he was not on speeders. He was not on any zoom zoom during that arrest. You can see it in his eyes.
@@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn so you’re saying there’s a chance?!
Imagine hopping into the passenger seat and yelling "the driver went that way!" while the cop is standing at your window 😂
They actually have one that was done but he was not at window but in clear view of car. Guy jumped into passenger seat and said GF was driving and left scene but entire thing on tape
I just recently saw the same girl try to do it TWICE (several months apart), except she jumped in the backseat instead. Tried to say her friends ran off both times, even though it was her car, she didn’t know any of their names or info, and everyone who saw the accident happen, only saw her in the car. 🤦♀️😂
There is one where a woman in a stolen car did that.
@@Pluto_Is_A_Planet_ That lady was CRAZY.
@@katepas5305 Yes, she was. That second video was nuts!
That window break was magnificent.
What was the impliment the officer used to break the window?
I was looking for the comment about the window to add onto it😂. I’ve never seen someone break a window so perfectly before lol. Usually they just beat the crap out of it with a night stick and it doesn’t do anything. He went wham and that glass exploded
@@blairwilliams136 it looked like a fire Halligan bar. Lol
Safelite Repair! Safelite Replace!
I reckon that cop was just itching to smash the window! Smashing things when you are allowed to is a great tension/stress reliever. 🤣
He's saying it's cold while the EMT lady is in shorts
This is some of the funniest shut I've ever seen! "That's a crumb from bread..." 😂
Officer: "why did you pretend to be asleep? Did you think we were going to go away?"
Sleepy guy: "well, it always works with my mom."
🤣
😂😂
😂
just make sure she cant see the green light on your Nintendo DS and she wont know it was on when you put it in standby
awww wait no way what’s the timestamp
“You’re affiliated with the state of Michigan?” “That’s where you are.” lol
That cop's one-liners are gold.
I love how they didn't mess around with a shitty window punch and brought the big boy toy instead. 😁 That cop is aspiring to be a firefighter 😂
That cop had a smile for the following week. 😂
I thought it was one of his golf clubs from the truck lol
Halligan tool. On most fire trucks. Never saw an officer use one.
@retiredatc8720 Seen some cops have Halligans. Dude may be buddy buddy with someone at the firehouse or "requisitioned" one off a rig at a call. They know it's gone, but they "acquired" stuff from the cops too so nobody complains.
Lol, yeah, that cop was clearly top of class in Paul Bunyan's Window Bustin' Boot Camp!
Sometimes these guys end up being involuntarily hilarious. From the sound of his voice, they way he's talking, the dumbness of his facial expression, it's just comedy gold. I know these cops don't see it that way, but this is the second drunk guy I've seen on this channel that kept me laughing throughout the conversation with the cops.
"Gonna be missing a window soon..." - Cop
"C'mon, don't hurt me too bad!"
"*husky noises*"
"Is this worth going to jail?"
"Uh, no sir."
"Then what are you doing?"
"Ahh, yes, sir!"
"Are you drunk or high or something?"
"No, sir."
"Then what are you doing?"
"I just didn't want to get arrested..."
"Well, look what happened. Was that a good plan?"
"No."
"Are you happy with your decision?"
"No, sir."
"I've seen dumb people but you're pretty good."
"Is this car stolen or something?"
"No, sir."
"Dead body in the trunk?"
"No, sir. NO, SIR! What the fuck?"
"Yeah, that's our question at this point."
"Ohh..."
"Ah, my shoulder."
"Hang on."
"Okay. I'm hanging. I'm hanging, officer."
"Ah, my shoulder hurts."
"Yeah, EMS is on their way, they're gonna come take those probes out."
"Oh, no, no, sir. No, sir. I'm good. I can walk home."
"No, you can't."
"Why not?"
"Are you willing to talk to me."
"Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You're a good guy. I can tell you're a good guy."
"So, tell me what happened?"
"I have been here trying to get McDonalds."
"No, ok. Let's start over."
"Ok."
"Ok, cause I'm not stupid and I'm treating you with respect so don't treat me like I'm an idiot."
"I'm just cold. And the taser hurts."
"Yeah, it does."
"Did you see me behind you with the lights on?"
"I don't know you, sir."
"I don't know you either but I still had my flashing lights on."
"Meth, right here."
"METH? You got meth?! You found meth on me?"
"Do you got meth?"
"No, sir. I don't do meth. I've never done meth."
"*more husky noises*"
"Oh, God, that's like a prickly. That's like a pricker. Wait, oh, what are they called, the pricker?"
"They're called barbs."
"Oh, barbs. Prickers?"
"Can I just walk home? Am I going to jail?"
"Yeah, I already told you, you're going to jail."
"Yeah, I'd go 4X4 at this rate."
"4X4? This is not a truck situation. We don't need a truck for this."
"That's true."
"4X4, that's not necessary."
"Can I seek medical attention?"
"Yeah, that's what you got."
"Cause I'm in serious pain right now."
"You were so scared you climbed in the back and went to sleep."
"I almost shit my pants..."
"That's when the window broke. Before that, you weren't scared."
"That, I definitely shit my pants there."
"Yeah, before that, I don't think you were scared, tho."
"No, I don't wanna shit my pants. No. Nobody does."
"Yeah, please don't."
"Nobody tries to."
"He's name is Aaron."
"Eric?"
"Aaron."
"Aaron?"
"Double A. There's a A at the beginning and an A afterwards and then... Aaron."
"It's cold out, too. You know? I'm shivering, geez."
"I think that's adrenaline, that's why you're shivering cause it's not really cold."
"It was warm earlier."
"Yeah, the sun was out. It does that."
A few month back I got busted for having a wildly expired plate (multiple years). I wasn't speeding or doing any other else wrong, just got unlucky with a cop ending up behind me and running the plate. I pulled over, and was prepared to take my reaming of penalties. When asked, i turned off the car and got out. I let them search me, search the car, and run the vin. I didn't even have my up to date licence on me, I had them look me up with an expired one.
After a long while of them doing their investigation and just talking honestly with one the officers, they decided to cut me loose. They said they should be towing the vehicle, and seemed really hesitant about letting me off with a very stern and serious warning. I was beyond shocked.
Long story short. Im not saying you SHOULD talk to cops when you're in legal trouble but it's amazing what being courteous and chill can afford you. It's something to consider if you're completely boned and you don't end up like this idiot with all the penalties PLUS a busted window.
My buddy and I were drinking on a bar on a Sunday night and were drunk upon leaving. There were cops in the parking lot and my buddy ran off as soon as seeing them. I simply raised my hands. My buddy went to jail charged with public intoxication and the cops gave me a ride home
People are really something. That’s a new one for me lol
Imagine dealing with this bs everyday!?? 💁🙈🙈🙈
I guess he thought it would make him look LESS impaired?
I can’t. Props to whoever can. I can’t stand people who act stupid.
“4x4? This is not a truck situation, we don’t need a truck for this” 🤣🤣🤣
Had me dying 🤣
Lmaooo shit had me rolling
That was the funniest part of the video 😂😂😂
Can I seek medical attention??
Heard this while eating and now there's food in places it should not be I laughed so hard
11:50 "it's cold outside. It was warmer earlier."
Officer: "yeah, that's because the sun was out. It does that." LOL
His one-liners are great, lmao!
"I don't want to shit my pants."
"Yeah, please don't."
"Nobody wants to."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the officer taze him is a pretty valid question here. 😮😮😮
😂😂❤❤😂😂❤❤ fafo
I think it was because he wasn't putting his right arm behind his back after being told to, could be wrong. I'll let other people discuss whether or not that is justified though
@scarredcitizen2023 I don’t think “FAFO” holds up in court..
@leannezezeski-sass2773 DEPENDS... on who the judge is. Who ya know...
@@thomassnider8907all the other cops were shocked by it so it seems more likely the guy is poorly trained and did it by accident
Playing possum ALWAYS works, just ask all the dead opossums you see splattered everywhere !
That's how method their acting is.
"don't hurt me too bad, guys!"
*Taser activates*
What a masterpiece.
He wasn't trying to be a jack a**, he just is.
He ain’t stupid he just looks that way
Richard is a confirmed moron. 100%
I need to see that hospital footage 😂
I could not believe my eyes when I saw him crawl over the seat in front of the cop. What was he thinking? He mustn’t have been.
buddy turned into a preteen instantly 😂
A six year oldest tactics.
Umm no Toddler or Pre-K.
"EMS is on the way" "oh no that's okay i can walk home" LOLOLOL
Then, while EMS is holding him while they remove the taser barbs, he says “can I get some medical attention here?” “The car is his uncle’s.”/“I just bought this car.” Total zero.
@@alias19He's in the negative..
😂😂😂
love it when they just take charge and take no bull 👏
He walked into the barbershop and said, "Gimme the Ryan Gosling as Beavis."
Unfunny and lame 🤡
unfunny
Lame
😂😂
You're a lowly dog
Deputy: "Hang on"
Driver: "OK, I'm hanging!"
Pulled his ass through the broken window! LOL
@dacrosber No, I just think 8ts funny when idiots do dumb shit to avoid responsibility for their own stupid behavior and reap the consequences.
@dacrosberI'm sorry what
@dacrosberur gay
@dacrosber you've got to be kidding
@dacrosbergfy
11:17 "there's a A at the beginning, and a A afterwards, and then...Aaron" hahahaha
Do you guys get charged for false statements in the US? Here in Germany if you lie to the police or even worse in court then you are going to get a false-statement charge. Thats 3 months - 5 years in jail
"I just didn't want to get arrested."😂
" I was sleeping in it."😂
"I'm good, I can walk home."😂
So many good ones. This dude is something else.
His reaction to the taser had me rolling😂
Prickers
The tase should've been a drive-stun. Not to mention, that officer doesn't even warn his peers and almost gets one of them on the hand. He seriously needs training.
@@defeatSpace Yeah that tazer deployment seemed pretty crazy
@@Surf_Crisis I've seen several taser ND's now when either trying to drive stun or just sitting there threatening its use for compliance. And the cop channels have conveniently edited around it so it doesn't seem that way each time. I had to rewind to see why there were taser leads all of a sudden.
Yea, that was excessive and likely an accident
"what are those called!? The prickers!?" 😂😂😂
I don't think I've ever seen a video where the police, being unable to get the attention of a person asleep in their car, just shrugged and went away.
LOL! The guy jumping in the back seat and pretending to sleep sure got a laugh out of me lol! Sleep driving and hopping in the back of the seat...
I can't help but like this guy for the comedic value
Same
Yes, sir!
4:56 “I’ve seen dumb people but your pretty good”
*You’re…obviously YOU’RE dumb too 😅
This dude is a personality. I hope this dude recovers and becomes a comedian.
11:07 How to spell "Aaron." There's an 'a' at the beginning and then 'a' afterwards and then "Aaron." 😂
"Did you know that I can see you" - The Great Katt Williams
Yooooo fr 😂
😂😂😂😂 ☠️
lol
😂🤣🤣
3:40 that’s window smash and going right to drawing his sidearm was smooth as hell
Ya, simple, basic, human movements are so impressive?
@CatCat-tv5kz yes they are! 😁
Thanks for the time stamp. I'd missed the reach because my jaw was on the floor with that window smash.
the one officer waited his whole career to smash that window 🤣
“Did you get his speed” “noo” “75 in a 55” 😂 so no reason for the stop he had every reason to ignore them, then destroyed his window and dragged him through the broken glass for what 😂😂 tasing him after dragging him through the broken glass btw they could’ve unlocked the door. Started accusing him of meth straight away
I also go to sleep when life gives me to much trouble
'You may not rest, there are monsters nearby.'
K
❤😂😂😂winsconsin cops are routinely the chillest cops in America.
"You may not rest _now,_ there are monsters nearby."
😉
@@shivasgirl1609shut up.
The comments passed the vibe check. Cracking me up.
After watching many of these videos… they are all “just trying to get home” 🤣😂
Numbnut! He should have covered his eyes, and then the officers wouldn't be able to see him.
😂😂😂
That's what I'm saying!!! Or at least a blankie to hide under.
5:06 “I’ve seen dumb people, but you’re pretty good.”😂😂😂😂 they should put that on a T-shirt and give it to them when they leave jail.
4:56
They'll ensure you're given a rude awakening.
He was shocked to learn.
He's 27???? More like 12! A child could think up a more believable excuse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can't just turn your car off in front of a cop . Jump in the back in front of a cop and pretend to be sleeping .
"I didn’t wanna get arrested"
Officer: "Well look what happened" 😂
Now that's the way you bust windows out😂😂😂
This video was hilarious 😂
Cop clearly saw him in 4K to go to driving seat to back seat and pretend to sleep to think cops will go away but it not, lol
His friends call him Possum.
😂😂
💀
“4x4? This is not a truck situation. We don’t need a truck for this.” 😂😂😂 10:08
4:08 tased him while he was already on the ground forfeiting... mfer is an abuser
Literally what children do
not all children drive a 3-series thought. some have audis
When you’re asleep and have a nightmare so vivid it becomes reality.
6:36
“Tell me what happened”
“I… have been here trying to get McDonalds”
“No”
💀