This audio reminds me of the first time texting a girl when I was in middle school. Girl's went from cootie carriers to an alien species that required a 6th sense to navigate a conversation with. I recall a specific time where I had a council of guys to read, decipher, and form responses for this girl I liked and it sounded absolutely psychotic/like we were trying lure her to a white van
1:28 “hello there bestie! You may have expected it to be someone else, but it was I! No, that sounds like I was trying to deceive them.” Aah, yes. Why, very clever. Very clever, indeed.😉
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I’ve got a couple of alien besties! They’re hilarious, and if you think Chinese food or Mexican is good? Just you wait till you try the Xi’wiani cuisine! Outta this world
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This audio reminds me of the first time texting a girl when I was in middle school. Girl's went from cootie carriers to an alien species that required a 6th sense to navigate a conversation with. I recall a specific time where I had a council of guys to read, decipher, and form responses for this girl I liked and it sounded absolutely psychotic/like we were trying lure her to a white van
The council of wise men.
Alien makes a JoJo reference? Best alien buddy
"Kicking one bird with two stones" I love this channel
"Kicking one bird with two stones"
This person woke up and said f*ck that one bird in particular.
1:28 i fully expected to hear "but it was i dio!", that was awesome 👍👍👍
Your alien starts texts like I do. Either “hello fellow humans how are you this fine day.” Or “Sup f***nugget, you awake yet?”
1:28 “hello there bestie! You may have expected it to be someone else, but it was I! No, that sounds like I was trying to deceive them.”
Aah, yes. Why, very clever. Very clever, indeed.😉
The accidental humor of calling the restaurant a "Chi NYA manese" place when it has a cat mascot
This was quite fun to listen to. Nice work, Fake.
"Hang onto those ponies"
I snorted
these constant posts are gifts to humanity
hope this story continue : )
This might be my favorite audio. its silly, fun, light-hearted, I love it
2:25 alright, now, they better say “not much, what’s up with YOOOOOOOUU!!”
I wonder if this alien has ever tasted earths greatest treasure, Wisconsin cheese.
Cucumber Approved
Yeah, I couldn't spell _filet mignon_ if my life depended on it.
That's a really good one! I like it!
"hang onto those ponies bestie" is the best line
Love the longer videos, and congrats on your job freedom! Now that commissions are open again, I'm hoping to write a dnd Part 2. Paid for this time so I can feel good about supporting. Keep up the great work!
MASS EFFECT: fake edition
Knew telepathically that she would say cellular device
I enjoy the implication that our memory was indeed not wiped and we are now homies
"My bestie" :)
That's how conversations with my overseas friends go LOL
💙😊
"probably third anyway nothing odd from texting"
Very nice
I’ve got a couple of alien besties! They’re hilarious, and if you think Chinese food or Mexican is good? Just you wait till you try the Xi’wiani cuisine! Outta this world
I see you with that Jojo reference Fake!
I smell JOJO
Yo this alien is pretty cool.
perfektt!!!!!
Okay no offense, that intro was way too relatable for what happens to me EVERY DAY
You thought it was a human but ut was me alien bestie
This fits with me because of my Icon
P yep the alien is definitely me back when I was learning how to talk to people on the computer and text..
This is everyone who was old enough to have a cell phone when cell phones first got texting. 😂🤣
Fun fact: in the muppets universe, Kermit The Frog is responsible for 9/11
Aw yeah! 3 hours ago! Let’s go! WOOO!!😆
1:31 is that a JoJo's reference!?
Aliens are fun
I like to think that she has no disguise at all, but I still think she's human and just joking around.
14 minutes long yaa
From now on it’s no longer The People’s Republic of China. From now on it’s Chianmese.
hello frien
Jojo references
Hello there.
🤦 haha😂
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Ngl, I find your pfp hilarious
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