Dominion War 1 First Strike Part 2 Enterprise D versus Jem'Hadar

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  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Picard - **Talks To Personal Captians/Data Log**
    DS9 - "Nope!"

  • @JaredlS10
    @JaredlS10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Completely forgot this episode was the first time we see Quark kill someone.

  • @davidknowles2491
    @davidknowles2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's bad that the Odyssey got a much better death than Enterprise.

  • @richardched6085
    @richardched6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jem'Hadar are the most brutal soldiers in the Galaxy. Yet are easily killed when faced with anyone or anything holding a weapon.

    • @MajorGrin
      @MajorGrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      in this episode they wanted them to escape , so they were just playing dead

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MajorGrin I noticed that right after making the comment lol.
      I wonder why the Jem'Hadar aren't genetically engineered on the same level (or better) as late 20th Century Human Augments.... The Federation has laws about Genetic Augmentations but the Dominion clearly has no such restriction.

    • @MajorGrin
      @MajorGrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@richardched6085 My only explanation is that maybe the Founders didn't want them to be too powerful. same reason why they made them addicted to a drug only they can provide . the Founders prefer to keep them relatively weak individually and their strength be mostly in numbers big enough to defeat any outside enemy but be highly dependent on the drug (they die within days without it).
      they didn't want to make the Jem'hadar too clever either. they left that to the Vorta but denied the Vorta being physically menacing. this way each group will be good at specific tasks and not others , and both groups mostly separate from each other as to prevent them cooperating too much.
      all to ensure that none of these servants could possibly rise up against the Founders and live.
      some Vorta were given telekinetic abilities , but that gift was given sparingly , to only a few Vorta for very specific missions , and most Vorta were denied those powers.
      so theoretically the Dominion could have been a lot more powerful if not for the Founders' paranoia regarding their own servants

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MajorGrin very logical.

    • @louisvarre2197
      @louisvarre2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A phaser is a phaser is a phaser..Despite being a ‘big tough guy’ disintegrating and rearranging your atoms at the molecular level will destroy most everything. Now, if you’re talking hand to hand, you have a good point.

  • @FluffyFooFookins
    @FluffyFooFookins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:00 : Hilarious dialogue if you close your eyes.

  • @atom_bomb_77
    @atom_bomb_77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And we never saw them use this power again

  • @zingtea
    @zingtea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    After The Picard dies for the umpteenth time...
    Satan: "We've got to stop meeting like this"

  • @NerdOnTheStreet
    @NerdOnTheStreet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Having been ~6 years since I saw the actual show, these "parody" edits are kind of a mindscrew. I see things that are vaguely familiar along with other things that seem vaguely wrong, and the rushed clip show-style pacing veils what's actually been altered and what's just been cut down.

    • @Mustang-bk4ns
      @Mustang-bk4ns 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It looks like several different parts snipped together, looking disjointed and confusing to follow

  • @Curas1
    @Curas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:17 damn you.
    That scene surprised me when it first aired.
    I remember all those other scenes also

  • @latinoguy483
    @latinoguy483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The vorta lady should have acknowledged odo as her god and asked how she can serve him.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That element of lore had not been established yet.

  • @poseidon5003
    @poseidon5003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You blew up Picard! LOL

  • @richardched6085
    @richardched6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    A better ending for the Enterprise-D than what it got in Generations. Imagine Generations being first contact with the Dominion....

    • @frantic5679
      @frantic5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least in Generations we got to see that horrendous bane on the genre Shatner die. I audibly cheered in the cinema when that happened.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frantic5679 ???????? Without Captain Kirk we would have never gotten Captain Picard onward. He definitely shouldn't have been in Generations though.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Iblis true. But ST11 was pretty good (imo).

    • @sanyahikari7072
      @sanyahikari7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This will cause Shinzon to win.

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sanyahikari7072 not if the Enterprise-D is refitted to Galaxy-X Specifications (As seen in All Good Things) it would be able to fight the Scimitar on far more even terms than the Enterprise-E.

  • @sithprimarch9970
    @sithprimarch9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This edit was sweet, highly entertaining

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 ปีที่แล้ว

    ERIS
    recognized ODO
    as a changeling

  • @thecraziestofalldave
    @thecraziestofalldave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fucking Enterprise, now that would have been a good start to the war...

    • @thecraziestofalldave
      @thecraziestofalldave 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's what we all wanted to see and now let's forget it....fuck. it was tasty

  • @BachPatu
    @BachPatu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anybody notice how The Enterprise just SAT THERE?? It was as if Riker & Picard thought they could use the weapons to somehow reason with them
    ** YOU CAN'T REASON WITH SOMEONE HELL BENT ON KILLING YOU **
    You also got to destroy ALL the ships as with the Jem Hadar, it only takes ONE ship piloted by a Jem Hadar fighter on a suicide run to destroy a Galaxy Class Starship
    If I was on the bridge, I'd have KEPT THE SHIP MOVING as it's A LOT HARDER to Ram A MOVING OBJECT in a manner which would hurt them than it is by keeping the ship in a stationary position
    Yet another example of Starfleet's WOEFUL preparedness in preparing for a battle with an enemy it knows LITTLE about 🙄

  • @kirishima638
    @kirishima638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Some of the editing was really good, well done. If only the writers had some balls and had actually destroyed the EntD and not a carbon copy.

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah but then everybody would say that the show is way too convenient.

    • @nodavemenz5923
      @nodavemenz5923 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Enterprise D was already destroyed at this point.

    • @The280TimesTriviaChannel
      @The280TimesTriviaChannel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nodavemenz5923 Actually, not for another 6 months or so. These events transpired in the Stardate 479xx range, Generations took place on Stardate 48632.4 - Simply put, they couldn't blow up the Enterprise on Ds9 any more then they could blow up the Defiant in First Contact. not to mention how pissed fans would be, that they didn't blow it up in the tv series finale and instead blew up the enterprise after it's show had ended, in the spin off show. they would have freaked the hell out.

  • @gatedude07
    @gatedude07 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Too bad Worf was on the Enterprise when it got destroyed and won't show up in the rest of the series...

  • @adammorrow5202
    @adammorrow5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Terribly put together coming from a star trek fan, that's all I'm going to say

  • @Ocea8i53
    @Ocea8i53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If only this was a actual episode

  • @ariesmp
    @ariesmp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why didn't the Vorta bow to the founder!?

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics ปีที่แล้ว

    That was amazing but rough!
    i am glad that didn't actually happen!

  • @lexthelegend1455
    @lexthelegend1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good job...
    But how come the crew and worf is alive on Enterprise E if the D looks like it was lost with all hands aboard

    • @grinroom9766
      @grinroom9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Picard ordered everyone to abandon ship so they all escaped in escape pods or emergency beam outs

    • @VortexFrosty
      @VortexFrosty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It wasn't the Enterprise that was with them during this battle. This is just editing

    • @lexthelegend1455
      @lexthelegend1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VortexFrosty I know

    • @marpsr
      @marpsr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s not the Enterprise D it’s the Odyssey.

  • @thegalaxyextreme
    @thegalaxyextreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow cool video

  • @shehzadmoosa3028
    @shehzadmoosa3028 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the cameo with the enterprise

  • @britishfilmguy
    @britishfilmguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good edit even though its not how she went do believe her final battle was on star trek first contact.
    Nicely done though showing the enterprise's defensive capabilities.

    • @tanizaki
      @tanizaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Enterprise D was lost in Generations.

    • @britishfilmguy
      @britishfilmguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tanizaki thought so in the final battle scene with the klingon attack cruiser to which the only thing that resembled the enterprise D was the saucer section as the stardrive section was destroyed.

  • @Froz3nT1ger
    @Froz3nT1ger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Vorta disobeying a founder's order to come with him. Not even the glimpse of the Vorta seeing Odo as a God. Not so consistent writing.

  • @buckforbuck
    @buckforbuck 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Star Fledt always suffered from very weak military leadership.

  • @seanm.9832
    @seanm.9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Eris says " you have no idea whats begun here." I use that in real life with antagonistic people but switch it up, seems to work when you use it with some bravada.

  • @MegaHello76
    @MegaHello76 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's too bad it did not end like this, so we would not have to be tortured with that dog shit of a show Picard.

  • @tilasole3252
    @tilasole3252 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:36 sounds like Seska

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did the TNG crew just die?

  • @sanyahikari7072
    @sanyahikari7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait but how did Worf survive?

  • @varianschirmer9375
    @varianschirmer9375 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the person that did this fake could replace Captain Keogh with Captain Jellico & see how it looks...

  • @dugarii007
    @dugarii007 ปีที่แล้ว

    Enterprise actually dies?

  • @caleyyouhavtyuiopiy
    @caleyyouhavtyuiopiy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only reason I didn’t say is because you didn’t get to make a new

  • @seanm.9832
    @seanm.9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg who made this, great job

  • @svenbo7187
    @svenbo7187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ist aber nicht die Enterprise, das war die Odysee..

  • @marcziegenhain8420
    @marcziegenhain8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The video don't make any sense. What about the TNG movies, Worf at DS9 and the rest of the TNG show? And if Barclay was aboard: How can the Voyager get home earlier after getting stranded in the Delta Quadrant?

  • @DracComb
    @DracComb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Way too many skips in the scenes.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE
    USS ENTERPRISE D
    WOULD WIPE THE GALAXY
    WITH
    THE JEM HADAR

    • @andrewblanchard2398
      @andrewblanchard2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @free citizen01
      CAPTAIN
      KATHRYN CRAZY EYES JANEWAY
      WOULD FUCK UP THE
      JEM HADAR
      WITHOUT SPILLING HER COFFEE

  • @johnm8416
    @johnm8416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What the hell was this Picard doesn’t die in a suicide run by the jem hadar how is he in the new Picard show? Admiral Keoh Dies here in ship Dingleberry 3

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DS9
    DESTROYED A
    GALAXY CLASS SHIP
    TO GET BACK AT THE CAST OF
    TNG
    FOR CALLING
    DS9
    DEEP SPACE BORING

    • @danceworld8360
      @danceworld8360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think more on the lines of DEEP..SPACE..BOLLOCKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nodavemenz5923
    @nodavemenz5923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you're going to make a video, at least have the right ship name in the title.

  • @Foebane72
    @Foebane72 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lame edit. Because Picard and his crew would NEVER go out this way!

  • @aznsbd
    @aznsbd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    USS Odyssey not USS Enterprise.

  • @jdwashington3963
    @jdwashington3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That wasnt the enterprise it was the uss odyssey😒😒 nice try tho😂

    • @nextlevelenglish5858
      @nextlevelenglish5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tell us something we don't know. He made up his own "story" with video from DS9, and TNG.

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The term "parody edit" is lost on you, isn't it, when it's been in the description?

  • @matthewmudd7301
    @matthewmudd7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    not the enterprise d

  • @allen.music.1j480
    @allen.music.1j480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captian. Pick

  • @linnrice2863
    @linnrice2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never happened

  • @resph3609
    @resph3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Terribly done, the video do not make complete sense at all!

    • @nextlevelenglish5858
      @nextlevelenglish5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      is it supposed to?

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, called a "parody edit", are you familiar with either term or them used together, Res?

    • @NerdOnTheStreet
      @NerdOnTheStreet ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThyPandora Parodies are supposed to be funny, this is just confusing.

  • @leefoster4133
    @leefoster4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Complete rubbish.

  • @campbelldowler1396
    @campbelldowler1396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IT'S A FAAAAAAAAKE

  • @anibalalarcon48
    @anibalalarcon48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fake... All fake

    • @tyrion9999
      @tyrion9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ITS A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't say? Wonder why it's called a "parody edit" then?

  • @TheHockey12
    @TheHockey12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a bunch of crap! Totally disjointed clips from several different episodes.

  • @bernardherman4312
    @bernardherman4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This sucks.