57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.
To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on. My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst. She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license. As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...
That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.
@@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*
Dude who dropped his wife: "I lost my footing", as if to make sure of two things. 1. It's not because my wife is too heavy. 2. It's not because I am weak. He's under SO much pressure to say the right thing in that crowd. LOL
I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.
Lessons learned: Always have a spotter when lifting Don't drive in icy conditions Don't go out in icy conditions Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions Don't do anything in icy conditions Move to florida, where there is no ice Your balls are never safe If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated ladders are as insecure as the average teenager avoid porch steps at all costs
He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha
Birthday cakes require 2 hands Chairs can not be trusted Don't try to carry too many things at once If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park Ceilings exist Light fixtures exist Pranks often don't go as intended Wind is a powerful force You're not as athletic as you think you are Trampolines fail Pole vaulting is never a good idea
16:16 dude's pants falling down while walking his daughter down the aisle!?!?!? SERIOUSLY he is either a legend that did it on purpose for the laughs or is the most irresponsible pants wearer in the history of pants.
For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.
when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet
TH-cam censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is TH-cam Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?
@@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from TH-cam because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.
@@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized. TH-cam doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a TH-cam Kids app. /rant (sorry lol) (all that to say I agree with you lol)
@@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's TH-cam censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as TH-cam does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.
Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle. Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.
@@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.
Three things I've learnt from this video. 1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment. 2. Do not go near ice. 3. Do not go near anything elastic. And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!
You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error (you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)
I'm a fat guy and i've had to learn the hard way that I can't do the physical things I used to do, nor do little plastic chairs hold up under my weight. I laugh at these vids only because i've been there. Obesity is sad and should be taken seriously but I can't help laughing. I do like the fat-people activities around bodies of water... that's a big favorite.
@@Emily-me5jp The mother is clearly a very poor one considering how deranged she looked while almost slapping her child, and seeing how bad behaved is her wild/uncontrollable daughter, she clearly failed at parenting. As I always say, many parents shouldn't be.
@@axon130 "I did such a crap job with this first one I think I'll do it again!" Yeah, she sucks. Way to bring more humans into the world and then not raise them, wtg.
That poor little girl. She clearly wanted *nothing* to do with the balloon, the parents (and the crowd for that matter) yelling at her to pop it, and when she clearly has had enough, she grabs the dart and throws it. Then 'Mom' hits her, causing the balloon to fly away. What a terrible abusive F*%% of a mother. When this girl grows up, this video will answer some questions for her.
1:16:01 - 1) Every pump, or set of pumps, has an emergency shut-off button or plunger and it is usually bright red. 2) Another way is to reach up into the pump nozzle holder (where the pump nozzle rests when not in use by customers) and press the "choke plate" UP (what the nozzle does when it is placed in the holder to indicate the customer is finished pumping and the sale is finalized). 3) Maybe call an attendant, nearly every pump has an intercom system - though its debatable, at some places, if this function is operational (participation may vary).
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 sorry, thats what i was referring to. Sometimes the "lever" is static. And it has a "catch" that the nozzle triggers. Thats what i meant. Lol.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Please tell me you're not referring to the lever on the pump handle... Dude was flipping it and it did nothing. That's what the whole video was about. I'm not backing him up because my first thought was the same as OPs but to his defence, the lever was down and it wasn't shutting off...
im with you, regardless what shud be done by a spotter, he was horrible he shud have seen he was struggling and not tell him to push... the guy was pushing with his legs already - clear indication he is in trouble. even if he was holding the bar wrong, that spotter shud have had his hands under that bar to help.
I have to admit, out of all the times I've watched these fails, I still say the ones where these people have minor slip ups, but are able to laugh at themselves with others are some of the best.
@@рулонобоев-о3п Why do you call me a genious for describing what happened in the video (according to TH-cam's comment translator)? I just found it funny that it slurped the mat up, making an actual slurping sound.
its the guy lifting who decided to us something called SUICIDE grip. maybe the spotter could have done a better job but he would not have been able to stop that weight falling on his own
Favorite clip?
All clip
haven’t watched it yet
All good 👍
The first clip where a car crash and also triggred the doorbell😂😂😂😂
Clips of working with ladders 🤣
57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.
To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on.
My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst.
She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license.
As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...
They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other
That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.
lol I loved it, watched it like 4x
@@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*
By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?
"No one recording was harmed"
😆 non-exclusionary language
No one was harmed during editing.
Lmfao
Notice they didn’t put that caption at 3:18 😮
Dude who dropped his wife: "I lost my footing", as if to make sure of two things. 1. It's not because my wife is too heavy. 2. It's not because I am weak. He's under SO much pressure to say the right thing in that crowd. LOL
To make sure of two things, in THAT SPECIFIC order 😁
Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds.
Failarmy: "No one was harmed."
FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.
Thanos snap…..
Failarmy: no one was harmed
@@onlyjesussaves840 Like when people slip on icy steps, they're definitely being harmed I can tell by the moans of pain.
What’s the timestamp? Been going through this video for minutes and can’t find anything
It's okay, I can see their parachutes!
Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"
@gorillazhead ow
@@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.
@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.
@@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.
@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us.
Have some integrity
The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.
28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔
Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀
I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.
@@55Ramius me too lol ah
I ducked!
That was the biggest jump scare I've had in a very, very long time. Wow!
*Guy dies
FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED
looks like he was no one
FailArmy heart it!
Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.
I think the term he's looking for is "no one was injured." Harmed insinuates that someone hurt somebody else
What’s the timestamp? Been going through this for minutes and can’t find anything
The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.
"Mom are you okay?"
"....No..."
🤣
Her pride hurts lol
😂😂😂😂
8:56
ツライヨ！
🤣
Lessons learned:
Always have a spotter when lifting
Don't drive in icy conditions
Don't go out in icy conditions
Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions
Don't do anything in icy conditions
Move to florida, where there is no ice
Your balls are never safe
If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable
Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy
Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down
Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs
always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle
If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated
ladders are as insecure as the average teenager
avoid porch steps at all costs
And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.
The BBQ Chicken has spoken, amen
He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha
Birthday cakes require 2 hands
Chairs can not be trusted
Don't try to carry too many things at once
If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park
Ceilings exist
Light fixtures exist
Pranks often don't go as intended
Wind is a powerful force
You're not as athletic as you think you are
Trampolines fail
Pole vaulting is never a good idea
$ell your manuel = Less catastrophic fails~ 🙂
Those kids with the white paint are demons.
They would get 90 days in the dog cage. Purple Cabbage, squid, and soy cakes and for desert pickle onion and mushroom ice cream... IN CHAINS! Spinige
I like how one is just standing in the bucket, living the dream.
@@GestaltElias 😭🤣
First one is the definition of straight to your door delivery 😂😂😂😂😂
Fart
The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣
That was hilarious 😂
Classic comedy 🤣
that was in rheine germany i think
I was not expecting that at all 😂
Ding Dong 😂
3:28 There's sometimes a very fine line between a funny story and life-changing injury.
1:53 Imagine sitting quietly minding your business and suddenly POW sewerage in your face.
You cannot escape my wrath 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
3:35 lol he said "Le say Le say"
16:16 dude's pants falling down while walking his daughter down the aisle!?!?!? SERIOUSLY he is either a legend that did it on purpose for the laughs or is the most irresponsible pants wearer in the history of pants.
Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting!
They were absolutely joyous!
For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.
God I was screaming this, dude just didn't want to acknowledge my knowledge!
How could anyone not know this? Most pumps have an e-stop on them too for just that one pump
@@kewlhotrod well he needs a lot of help anyway did you notice his tires there bald
@@topgun1457 Yeah the guy's not playing with a full deck.
Just put *NO ONE WAS HARMED* in every clip, and solve injuries forever.
when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet
58:54 is so wholesome
What a great dad ❤
Whenever I feel like I did something stupid or feel bad about my life, I just watch a FailArmy video and I feel GREAT again!!
Growing up my parents had all these "stupid" Rules. Watching these videos makes them stupid rules a lil less stupid
You just explained why so many of these video's. Parents aren't giving teaching "rules" to their kids. This is how they end up.
@@5GreenAcrescoming from the guy who liked his own comment 💀
@@Xenodaki Nope. Didn't thumbs up my own comment. Nice try. Notice there is only one thumbs up? Well...now there are two.
@@5GreenAcres really? Notice how my comment only has zero likes? it has 5 now
@@5GreenAcres :)
“No one was harmed”
Bro no one was killed*
People were definitely harmed
ikr 100%!
The bad luck to spit water on someone completely by accident, I'd die from embarrassment.
The falling animal from the sky was hilarious, he looked as confused as the woman.
I came to the comments for this one first, it was like "plop" and the recorder was all wtf.
Why try to open a bottle of champagne/wine with a chef's knife? Glass injury almost inevitable, and no drink!
45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao
No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊
TH-cam censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is TH-cam Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?
@@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from TH-cam because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.
@@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.
*censored*
@@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized.
TH-cam doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a TH-cam Kids app.
/rant (sorry lol)
(all that to say I agree with you lol)
- car explodes - "No one was harmed."
"Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention
What if those are her cars? lol
Both could’ve been her car.
I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it
My anger issues could never
Rich People problems
11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."
ok. ok! dont worry! respect for you!
magine
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I lost my footing" yah right lololol
The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer...
Then him saying nothing was wrong..
NO ONE WAS UNHARMED
So everyone wasn't not unharmed?
@@jbwarner8626 Absolutely positively maybe not a little un-hurt.
"mom are you okay?" "no" most honest answer
**NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?
Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮
@@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.
@@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's TH-cam censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as TH-cam does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.
I'm concerned they didn't put it on the one where the guy dropped weights on his neck, couldn't move or speak and no one in the background noticed!
They died
0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:
HONEY!!!! I’M HOME!
Ding Dong!
@@Real_Moon-Moon hahahaha 😂
@@darkwinter_782
“You have reached your destination on your left. Recalculating… Recalculating.”
2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂
くっそワロタw
Любой кот, который видит коробку (Any cat that sees the box)
Bro Randomly Play HideNSeek 😂
The dog brought backup 😂 11:00
The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.
That clip was the GOAT. 😅
Goat said .. wtf is she doing. Let me move out of her way.
8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅
hmm. right!
Kid: mommy, are you ok? Pregnant mom: no. 9:20
Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle.
Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.
not only that, but he waits until it overflow to actually do something about it beside filming.
turning off the ignition when throttle is stuck is the worst advice ever
@@pillcosby5737 OK, pray tell
earthquake,meteor, flood
Failarmy:*no one was harmed*
😂😂
I love how the car in the first scene just plows it’s way through everything just to ring the doorbell
21:53 that one person who did not fail, survived the capsizing, then proceeded to save lives!
No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt
They have to put that lol
Mainly pride, pockets, and feelings lol
- fire truck flips upside down on his head - Friend: "You're good???"
17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂
The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂
21:47 the skill of the guy at the back was incredible
That’s me at 59:19 I legit screamed when I saw myself! I made it! I’m a failure!!!
hahaha hope you're okay :)
you were being so careful up to that point lmaooo
that legit looked painful seeing ive done exactly that (rolling ones ankle)
A legend is here, be respectful folks
7:40 nice spot bro
The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.
He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.
@@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.
@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf?
I bet he was sore.
Three things I've learnt from this video.
1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment.
2. Do not go near ice.
3. Do not go near anything elastic.
And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!
So you didn't learn "No One Was Armed"
You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error
(you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)
Most people are just idiots.
Don’t go near porches. Don’t ride motorcycles.
Stay away from cars.
I'm a fat guy and i've had to learn the hard way that I can't do the physical things I used to do, nor do little plastic chairs hold up under my weight. I laugh at these vids only because i've been there. Obesity is sad and should be taken seriously but I can't help laughing. I do like the fat-people activities around bodies of water... that's a big favorite.
I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.
58:52 Now thats a AWESOME dad... The kid is so lucky to have a dad like that.. Lots of love there. Way to go dad, you set the standard right there!
NO
@@guyBKB YES
@@Cara.314 boioioioioing
It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃
37:27 the dad, that is priceless, the confetti in the food and walking away hHahahahaha that is how I feel about society nowadays
2:23 He could be a football player with how he instantly fell down
1:07
Girl: 😱‼️
Squirrel: 🐿️ Cannonball!
I'm dying, the woman freaking out, everyone waiting for the car to blow up and g just slams into the wall lmfao
13:04 TSA with an actual sense of humor. Win!
No
34:23 the irony here is she’s afraid of balloons popping.
Bruh. Telling the little girl “she failed” and getting angry when SHE let go of the balloon because she got angry. lol
@@Emily-me5jp The mother is clearly a very poor one considering how deranged she looked while almost slapping her child, and seeing how bad behaved is her wild/uncontrollable daughter, she clearly failed at parenting. As I always say, many parents shouldn't be.
@@axon130 "I did such a crap job with this first one I think I'll do it again!" Yeah, she sucks. Way to bring more humans into the world and then not raise them, wtg.
That poor little girl. She clearly wanted *nothing* to do with the balloon, the parents (and the crowd for that matter) yelling at her to pop it, and when she clearly has had enough, she grabs the dart and throws it. Then 'Mom' hits her, causing the balloon to fly away. What a terrible abusive F*%% of a mother. When this girl grows up, this video will answer some questions for her.
She was throwing a tantrum she needed to be put to bed for a nap.
0:00 atleast the car ringed the doorbell to make sure that the house owner know it's there
What I always find amazing is how flexible the human body is!
*Involuntarily flexible
The number of people that don't block their vehicle on an incline blows my mind.
The biggest fail is saying “No one was harmed”every time
0:41 not so much the fact he dropped the food but the background laughter cracked me up 😅
ok!
45:24 is the best of the year hands down. 🤣
right!
12:28 where we droppin boys
1:16:01 - 1) Every pump, or set of pumps, has an emergency shut-off button or plunger and it is usually bright red. 2) Another way is to reach up into the pump nozzle holder (where the pump nozzle rests when not in use by customers) and press the "choke plate" UP (what the nozzle does when it is placed in the holder to indicate the customer is finished pumping and the sale is finalized). 3) Maybe call an attendant, nearly every pump has an intercom system - though its debatable, at some places, if this function is operational (participation may vary).
or just try flipping the lever down first
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 sorry, thats what i was referring to. Sometimes the "lever" is static. And it has a "catch" that the nozzle triggers. Thats what i meant. Lol.
@@GuildofThunder I mean he could've just flipped the lever down, not sure why he didn't think of it first. Makes me think the video is staged.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Please tell me you're not referring to the lever on the pump handle... Dude was flipping it and it did nothing. That's what the whole video was about. I'm not backing him up because my first thought was the same as OPs but to his defence, the lever was down and it wasn't shutting off...
The guy that dodged the train, I call a win.
Are we sacrificing real, raw emotion for perfectly edited, ‘incredible’ moments that look good online?
What the hell kind of spotter was that. That man has crushed ribs now and probably a torn spleen or diaphragm. Ouch. Hope he's okay.
Yea, but look at his grip on the bar too. The thumbs aren't on the opposite side of the bar. With that kind of weight better to use a full grip.
Polish lol ru...
Obviously you didn't read the description "No One Was Armed"
im with you, regardless what shud be done by a spotter, he was horrible he shud have seen he was struggling and not tell him to push... the guy was pushing with his legs already - clear indication he is in trouble. even if he was holding the bar wrong, that spotter shud have had his hands under that bar to help.
I have never seen so many people afraid of animals in all my life. Good grief.
I have to admit, out of all the times I've watched these fails, I still say the ones where these people have minor slip ups, but are able to laugh at themselves with others are some of the best.
1. Laugh so much
2. Cry too much
3. Die
4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)
I really hate the stairs falls! They really make me feel uncomfortable :/
I'm so incredibly grateful that I'm not stupid.
I've been incredibly stupid in the past.....thanks that I'm still in one piece - but hey - if you don't push it....!!!
7:28 That mower just slurped up the floor mat XD
ого, да это же буквально то, что произошло на видео. да ты чертов гений
@@рулонобоев-о3п
Why do you call me a genious for describing what happened in the video (according to TH-cam's comment translator)?
I just found it funny that it slurped the mat up, making an actual slurping sound.
2:03 there lives a little cat in all of us 😺
The girl trying to throw the garbage in the dumpster had me laughing out loud lol
I love how it said no one was harmed but people were obviously harmed
Ik
that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up
Your ability to explain things clearly is amazing!
Cell phone ruining birthday moments all over the globe. memory killers.
Eggactly
3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂
maybe! your smile so nice! love for you!
I was hoping someone else heard it too! Lol
The look on that girl trying to free the "stuck" goat!!
41:57 The man falls down because he doesn't hold the ladder. Then he holds the ladder instead of lifting the man.
Let's all turn those phones 90 degrees people!
The number of people attempting to make the Medical Examiners job easier by filming their lifting of heavy weights without a spotter astounds me.
0:37 That laugh )
@@jackjoke2893 bro turned into Elmo
0:40
7:40 If you want to be a terrible spotter, do this
its the guy lifting who decided to us something called SUICIDE grip.
maybe the spotter could have done a better job but he would not have been able to stop that weight falling on his own
That last clip... bro got a brain as smooth as those tires...
0:01 there is a new door bell meme in town bois
just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?