Incredible how much lore such a low IQ individual created. Crazy how much she lies about so many different things and she still sucks at lying. I think her total lack of dignity helped a lot in those achievements. Chantal is gross as gross a human can be,and somehow ALR is worse in my opinion. Chantal raging is somewhat of a proof of human emotions . Hambo is faking everything. AND STILL SUCKS AT EVEN FAKING!!!
Am I the only one who feels like Salty Crab is also a reaction channel Amber watches a lot? Some stuff she says feel like direct answers to stuff Salty has said before.
@@IHeArTrOcK20 right? 😭 like in 18:44 when she says she's "not trying to prove everyone wrong" it's so funny considering that's what Salty has been pointing out Amber has been doing for like the entirety of vlogmas so far.
not even that, she just doesn’t care about her hair. her hair is long, yes, but long doesn’t equal healthy (which she seems to think it does) she expects her hair to do the same thing as she expects her weight to- magically fix itself. she thinks if you do the bare minimum, some hair serums or expensive shampoo/conditioner or keto snacks/protein, she’ll magically be fixed. you can’t fix either without work, especially if there’s been extensive damage. & she’s done extensive damage to both. first, her weight. second, her hair. hair damage comes from body damage, apart from heat damage. if you’re not treating your body correctly, your hair will follow. obviously, bcuz it all stems from the same system. you have to get you water in, your veggies, your protein. even carbs, & fat, but amber can’t control herself. & carbs & fat are usually most present in the best tasting foods. & she says she loves veggies, but she doesn’t. she loves carbs, & fat. & she doesn’t like protein, or greens, or balancing all of it
@@annieh.5049If you compare her braid from before her hysterectomy and after, she has lost roughly 60% of her hair in my estimation. The hormone shift seems to have made her mistreatment of her hair all the more damaging.
so shes sensitive to cold but when the door was open early in the morning she didnt notice for 20 mins?? i hate bringing up rarity because its a such a sad situation but i feel like nothing adds up!! and now shes acting like life is back to normal in okc
@@SideCharacter12303& yet, she keeps her apartment at 75 degrees 🙄 don’t believe any of it. don’t believe she could keep her apartment at 75 with clothes on without huffing & puffing walking from the couch to the fridge, & don’t believe she wouldn’t still huff & puff from the couch to the fridge naked. she’d literally die in 75 degrees in such a small apartment. her animals would be uncomfortable (not that she cares, but, it would be obvious to the viewers that her animals would be uncomfortable). we would see the sweat on her (as much as she likes to say she doesn’t sweat). she lies about the smallest stuff. who tf cares if you keep your apartment temp in the 60s? why do you need people to think that you regularly live in nearly 80 degree climate in your own home??? like gorl, you’re not cold. i know you’re not. you’re not constantly cold at nearly if not 600 pounds.
I’m pretty sure she’s trying to counteract the stereotype that fat people are always hot and sweaty. From a fat person who is always hot and sweaty (I’m also smaller than she is so I can’t imagine how hot she must be all the time)
Idk how feeders operate. Cause like, I can see Tommy being super glad to have Amber there doing nothing all day and eating whatever she wanted - getting bigger as intended. But I think she booted her out. And for me a big reason (normal person reason) could be that very fact that Amber does NOTHING all day
Who in their right mind would think Hambster would willingly leave a caretaker and a feeder gf who doesn't mind her being a quarter-ton abomination? Why? To go to bingo, being alone and mop the floors with no pants on?
I don't think they broke up, I think Emily is spending the holidays with her family and kid and that doesn't go with her feedie being there as well. I also think Emily prefers the long distance thing like with her fiancée.
Salty makes a good point about the absolutes; saying, "I don't remember if I've ever tried eggnog before," would have been a lot better. On the other hand, after the clip surfaced, saying, "Oh, yeah, I guess I have tried it before. I forgot about that," also would have helped. The 2-minute dissertation on the effects of BPD on memory (which may or may not be true) was ridiculous and put way too much importance on an insignificant event. That's going to reinforce the viewer's memory on her pattern of her actually lying.
Bpd affects memory when it comes to childhood and/or traumatic experiences. Is she trying to say living with Krystle and being paid over 1k a month for doing absolutely nothing and helping herself to their food so much that they had to lock up the cupboards was a traumatic time of her life 🙄😂
@@SideCharacter12303 I know trauma and complex trauma can definitely affect memory, and I have no doubt she's suffering from complex trauma, if, for no other reason, being in foster care as a child, but I'm not really convinced of any other issues aside from narcissism. However, what she's trying to say here seems to amount to, "Don't call me out on anything or question me in any way or else you're a bad person," which doesn't apply to any mental illness.
I think she was supposed to leave after the concert. And that's when Rarity "explored too hard". She sacrificed her cat in a ploy to stay, but it only bought her a couple extra weeks. I also think Emily wanted Amber out of the house before her kid comes for a Christmas visit. I also think she's doing much of her attention stupidity for Emily. Trying to show why Emily doesn't need to follow another feedee account. These are only my thoughts. I could be completely wrong.
Someone I know had very, very bad food anxiety. Anytime we traveled we brought a cooler with our own food and in situations we had to eat out it could only be at certain times when he knew the food was fresh. He will pick his food apart piece by piece to inspect it. He checks expiration dates on everything, and he only trusts my cooking. If he suspects that something was rotten, or expired, he will drink vodka to kill the bacteria and will make himself drunk just to feel better emotionally. He has gotten so much better thanks to exposure therapy and he knows I will never serve him something raw or rotten. We date the food we open/cook and follow lots of food safety guidelines. This is food anxiety, Amberlynn.
I have food anxiety bc I’m anaphylactic to tree nuts. Sometimes I wonder what she’d do with an allergy like mine bc basically most sweets are forbidden just due to cross contamination. I decided she’d be dead bc she would risk it to satisfy appetite even in a clearly dangerous situation.
She went to a state she's never been to to hang out with her girlfriend and somehow her blog of her in her kitchen is more interesting than the 3 months of her Wisconsin blogs. She and Emily hate each other.
She’s soft launching an autism diagnosis from dr google and you can’t convince me otherwise. She lives on tiktok and information about autism and adhd, particularly in adult women, has been a hot topic on there for a while now. She’s been dropping hints for a while. I’d bet money this will be her next one to add to the collection
Y’know, I'm starting to think the background isn't real... notice how the buildings stay in their place even though the carriage is supposed to be moving? Salty Crab, you wouldn't be lying to us right now, would you?
She was crying and almost manic talking about voting for Harris and she didn't even register. If you're getting super emotional thinking about voting and then not register, you were never going to vote. None of us believed you in the first place, gorl.
So she loves this one particular hummus that only comes in a trio and she's eating the green one like it's the first time she's ever tasting it. Oh and ALR bringing up that small clip of her having eggnog before is proof that she watches a ton of reaction channels.
Never forget destiny era when she went on a big rant about how “just cause you don’t like trump doesn’t mean he’s not our president” and then decided her (shitty) input on Black Lives Matter was needed
Goddang that mopping bit was crazy she is so BIG, even tho she's always been a "big gorl" it was still quite a shock. She's definitely getting bigger to be getting even more clothes, but accessories?? The short necklaces just emphasize how big her neck is and even if it is for the filters, they aren't fooling everyone. Gorl you look the same with our without filter/makeup.
important to note that there has only been ONE recorded event of someone EVER being poisoned by a previously-opened container. This has only ever happened one time in recorded history and it's the reason why we have safety seals on food now. If ALR's fear was real (and if she ever bothered to do any research on anything), this would be something she already knew. I know that fears can be irrational, but she is definitely making this fear up just like her "trypophobia" or whatever
Salty I've been watching TH-cam for the past 2 hours and after every video I watch I go back to the home page to check for your upload. I love your videos so much❤❤❤
She said the olive jar didn't pop but I've purchased those olives. They pack those suckers in there. She got that olive out a little too easily so...she'd already openned it and eaten one. I buy several things from that brand and they do NOT skimp. They pack their jars to the max. She picked it out of there too easily. Yes...I repeated myself because I just realized that she lied about it not being open and that bothers me to lie about something so silly.
The "eggnog" thing is NOT a memory thing related to ANY mental illness. It's just that it was a DECADE ago so that's bound to be forgotten by MOST people. That isn't related to BPD. Sorry but it's not.
It’s 3am now for me and I‘m watching this while getting ready for work. I checked if Queen Crab had uploaded before going to bed, but starting Monday to this cute crab parade and lengthy vid is a great surprise. Greetings to my fellow haydurs of crab crew all around the world
She should NOT be having so much sodium with the medical issues that she has. It's just not good for her health. I wish she'd take it more seriously. I know...I know...I'm wasting my breath but it's sad to see the difference 3 MONTHS have made in her. It doesn't help with losing anything either because you retain a lot of water when you have too much sodium. Plus, too much sodium damages your kidneys. I have an elderly family member battling with advanced kidney disease and the ONLY thing the kidney doctor has told him about his diet is to get rid of as much sodium as he can, stop eating canned foods, stop adding salt/sodium laced products (soy sauce) while cooking, and DON'T add salt to your plate. Good advice for everyone's kidneys.
I really doubt Amber is registered to vote. She has no driver's license, but I assume she has a state-issued ID from the DMV. It would have been pretty easy for her to take her ID and get registered in plenty of time to either vote early or absentee, but I guess that's too many steps
Thts interesting! I had heard in the US you could use a driver's license as an ID but you can also vote with it? Is it valid all over de country or just the STATE? Is there another type of Identification Document everyone has to have?
@camichiBichi A drivers license is valid all across the country, no matter what state issued it. Every citizen also has a social security number, which is a way to identify them, but a social security card isn't really considered ID since it doesn't have a photo on it. People like Amber that don't drive can or are too young to drive can get an ID card from the DMV (the department of motor vehicles) that is valid for identification for anything but driving. I assume she has one of these, since having no ID would make it very difficult to rent an apartment or open a bank account. Not impossible, just much harder
We even saw a Christmas tree in the Christmas "Vlogmas" when they were at Bingo! Now that feels more like Christmas than the trip clip to the Spirit Halloween store.
“I wasnt able to vote” girl literally no one stopped you, i dont even think shes registered 💀 im not saying anyone HAS to vote but you have no right to complain if you didnt.
Seeing anyone, especially someone her age be *that* excited over a TikTok.. I dont know... Yeah, Im sure its a nice feeling, but to matter THAT much to someone? Not surprised that validation from strangers matters that much to her.
She did the leaning over into the fridge like the big girl that turns on her girlfriend. How "original". Anyone that suspicious of germs would also bring their own silverware to restaurants where you sit down. She's eating off forks a bunch of other people used before her. Watch her suddenly have this problem.
She posted accidental feeder content that's part of why it went viral, I did this once, I thought it was a funny video where I was trying to inflate a balloon but it popped, and I normally don't get many views but that one got 10k in 1hr and I realized what happened and promptly deleted it and died of embarrassment
Yeah as someone with food anxiety if I didn't hear that jar pop I wouldn't have immediately crammed the damn olive in my mouth, I probably would've thrown the jar out entirely. I don't have take out often either for that reason. Also, I've had my food tampered with before so I feel validated in my fears lmao. She picks the most random crap to lie about!
She's worried about "poison" but touches all over the jar straight from the store and then grabs the olives and pickles to eat 🙄 She's really trying to set up an ocd diagnosis
The only battles she is fighting daily is telling the truth; more importantly to herself. Lie to us all you want Amber, we can leave anytime, you will always be stuck with yourself 🎉.
She lives close to an actual Torrid store. She took us and her mom there when she first moved to OK. Why is she ordering online? Just go to the store and try on before buying.
I think they broke up. I recently watched a Mr. Snowflake video where he talks about Emily/Tommy following feeder content on instagram and you know how Amber feels about partners watching porn. Also, Emily never struck me as really liking Amber in the ways Amber likes her (she may be sexually attracted to her, but Amber is a lot to deal with on a good day, and I don’t feel Emily really understood what she was getting into… she reminds me of Beck in that way). Also, having a partner who doesn’t want to be around Amber for Christmas (her favorite holiday) or her birthday must really be bothering Amber, especially since she is a narcissist who thinks everyone should like her (this is why any criticism is considered an attack, which then makes her react pathetically defensive). This is why, I think, she is telling this lie about “it was my decision to come home”. If she says it was her choice then she doesn’t have to deal with the fact that her relationship with the person she loves so much… was never a real relationship, that Emily never loved her, just wanted her for sex. Making the decision to leave ‘Amber’s decision’, gives Amber control, and we see her need for control with all her previous partners… which is why none of her prior relationships worked out (when she doesn’t get her way she becomes abusive and her partners either have sense enough to leave before it gets bad, or it gets really bad and they get out before they get seriously hurt or seriously hurt Amber).
Not her freaking out about the olives after she literally ate a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store that might have been fussed over by another shopper and was handled by someone in the deli department at the grocery store. Just no.
Let's remember that she still hasn't sought any mental health help. Making a phone call in WI to someone she found on google to be told they don't handle BPD cases when she hasn't technically been diagnosed (as far as I can remember) is just sketchy to me. Simple anxiety can cause memory issues. Any amount of stress can cause memory issues. Diagnosing yourself isn't a good idea and NOT getting help but continuously saying that "this or that" is related to "my BPD" is really, really irresponsible when she has such a large and apparently gullible following.
Nope, she doesn’t have food anxieties. Besides the things you raised Salty Crab (you would not be ordering out all the time where you have NO idea or control over how the food is prepared) she ran her fingers through her hair and was touching all sorts of surfaces! As per usual, making sh** up to appear quirky…
Her “food anxiety” is literally her just not being able to handle not eating something she wants for any reason. Even a normal person with no heightened anxiety would throw something away if they even suspected it was contaminated or had been opened. Amber can’t stand the idea of throwing food she really likes away even if it’s got arsenic in it. Parting with a jar of olives is the end of the world to her. Essentially she is experiencing completely normal fears and worries, but they are heightened in her mind because she treats food like an animal would. And since food is the only thing in her life she actually loves, the idea of food immediately actively making her sick (rather than slowly killing her with calories) is probably her deepest fear. That would be as devastating to her as being stabbed in the back by a loved one.
Amberlynn was only gone for 3 months. Premier Protein shakes are good for up to 12 months if left unopened. Why is she throwing all of those away? Have they just been sitting in her fridge since last Christmas?
After a hysterectomy you go into menopause immediately. Thats why women usually the younger one take hormones. I can barely sleep with a blanket. Shorts and tank tops. Sometimes if it’s a blustery snowy day it gets colder. I might put on sweatpants and a tank top. No way is she cold.
I think the whole part with Amber speaking in only absolutes has to do with 1. Her wanting to seem a certain way on camera, like oh I never take naps, making her seem more productive, or oh I never eat (insert unhealthy food) to make herself seem in control of her eating habits, and 2. Her vocabulary being so minuscule that she simply doesn’t know what to say
if she thought the olives were poisoned- she would’ve immediately spit it into her hand if food goes in my mouth and there is anything about the way it looks or the texture that is off IMMEDIATELY it is spit out and i don’t eat it anymore she REALLY wants to have all these corky things if i have to spit a bite out- my appetite is gone- and i get to the point of nausea before i’m able to eat again THATS what having food anxieties is like girlie😂
The Olive Production was 100% scripted. I wouldn’t put it past her to open the jar and put it back, then put on the performance of a lifetime pretending like she was opening it for the first time. The key giveaway for me is that she says she wants to snack on some olives, eats ONE and puts the jar back. I actually do get freaking out a bit if a jar doesn’t make the pop sound, sometimes you just feel weird about stuff like that. Not necessarily thinking it’s poisoned, but maybe spoiled. My guess is Emily was cooking up something for Amber and a jar didn’t pop, Amber said ew throw that out please and Emily threw a fit because it would have meant that Amber wouldn’t eat something. Then Amber tried to spin it like it’s an anxiety thing.
Just a theory. She wants to be with Tommy to say she is in a relationship but she can't deal with Tommy's controlling behaviour and that she can't boss her around. Being back home she can have both. A girlfriend and at home she can do whatever she wants. Even though Tommy wants her to eat, I think it's everything else. ALR can't be lazy and do nothing all day and perhaps Tommy didn't allow her to order food multiple times a day?
Maybe others are saying this in the comments, but I think the suddenly “short necklace” preference is also a feeder corn thing. Look how big my neck is!! EWWWWWW
So who is gonna look for Rarity if Emily visits Amber? Also what if Rarity is still alive and went back to Emilys house when Emily was hauling Amber back and no one was there to let her back in?
I genuinely wonder if Tommy/Emily is actually going to look for rarity. I also have a feeling that Tommy/Emily is the one that let rarity out cause I have a hard time believing amber got up early to take care of the pets. She probably was getting ready for work and taking care of the pets while amber was sleeping.
We don’t have any evidence that Emily won’t keep making an effort. Although to be strictly fair, there is also no evidence to the contrary. I can only hope she keeps the net cast.
the fact that she says "I remembered filming it" and that she was "blitzed off her gourd" in the video is WHY she thinks it was the "funniest thing in the world" and why she's giggling like a teen. We know she was having alcohol because she wasn't acting like her usual self but her drunk self.
idk why she always shows how empty her fridge is like it's some skinny queen flex. we know it's because she orders out for every meal.
Literally 💀 shes such a dainty girlypop
It's giving college kid who can't cook instead of healthy dainty skinny queen 😂
So funny her fridge looks like a bachelor’s 😂
She is really blaming BPD for her lie about eggnog??? 😂😂😂
lol yep bestie . I thought this was a new low for me . But I’m pretty sure she can go lower .
She read on dr google that bpd can affect your memory, not realising that means memories relating to trauma or childhood. Not eggnog🙄
That beepy dee does a helluva lot of heavy lifting
@@SideCharacter12303 she must have had a really traumatic experience with eggnog 🙄
Incredible how much lore such a low IQ individual created. Crazy how much she lies about so many different things and she still sucks at lying. I think her total lack of dignity helped a lot in those achievements. Chantal is gross as gross a human can be,and somehow ALR is worse in my opinion. Chantal raging is somewhat of a proof of human emotions . Hambo is faking everything. AND STILL SUCKS AT EVEN FAKING!!!
Am I the only one who feels like Salty Crab is also a reaction channel Amber watches a lot? Some stuff she says feel like direct answers to stuff Salty has said before.
Oh she def watches her
@@IHeArTrOcK20 right? 😭 like in 18:44 when she says she's "not trying to prove everyone wrong" it's so funny considering that's what Salty has been pointing out Amber has been doing for like the entirety of vlogmas so far.
Her outros are very similar to salty's now too. Since when does she love spending time with us? 😂
I’m sure she watches them all!
Yes. The outtro the other day.. "I hope you enjoyed watching with me..."
She has food anxiety but she’s running her fingers in her hair after grabbing pickles right out of the jar with her fingers.
She always plays with her hair while she eats. 🤮
not even that, she just doesn’t care about her hair. her hair is long, yes, but long doesn’t equal healthy (which she seems to think it does) she expects her hair to do the same thing as she expects her weight to- magically fix itself. she thinks if you do the bare minimum, some hair serums or expensive shampoo/conditioner or keto snacks/protein, she’ll magically be fixed. you can’t fix either without work, especially if there’s been extensive damage. & she’s done extensive damage to both. first, her weight. second, her hair. hair damage comes from body damage, apart from heat damage.
if you’re not treating your body correctly, your hair will follow. obviously, bcuz it all stems from the same system. you have to get you water in, your veggies, your protein. even carbs, & fat, but amber can’t control herself. & carbs & fat are usually most present in the best tasting foods. & she says she loves veggies, but she doesn’t. she loves carbs, & fat. & she doesn’t like protein, or greens, or balancing all of it
@@annieh.5049If you compare her braid from before her hysterectomy and after, she has lost roughly 60% of her hair in my estimation. The hormone shift seems to have made her mistreatment of her hair all the more damaging.
so shes sensitive to cold but when the door was open early in the morning she didnt notice for 20 mins?? i hate bringing up rarity because its a such a sad situation but i feel like nothing adds up!! and now shes acting like life is back to normal in okc
It doesn’t add up because she’s lying about some part of the rarity story. If not all of it.
So sensitive to cold but never wears a coat and can barely even be bothered to wear clothes in her apartment anymore
@@SideCharacter12303 she got that built-in coat
@@SideCharacter12303& yet, she keeps her apartment at 75 degrees 🙄 don’t believe any of it. don’t believe she could keep her apartment at 75 with clothes on without huffing & puffing walking from the couch to the fridge, & don’t believe she wouldn’t still huff & puff from the couch to the fridge naked. she’d literally die in 75 degrees in such a small apartment.
her animals would be uncomfortable (not that she cares, but, it would be obvious to the viewers that her animals would be uncomfortable). we would see the sweat on her (as much as she likes to say she doesn’t sweat). she lies about the smallest stuff. who tf cares if you keep your apartment temp in the 60s? why do you need people to think that you regularly live in nearly 80 degree climate in your own home??? like gorl, you’re not cold. i know you’re not. you’re not constantly cold at nearly if not 600 pounds.
I’m pretty sure she’s trying to counteract the stereotype that fat people are always hot and sweaty. From a fat person who is always hot and sweaty (I’m also smaller than she is so I can’t imagine how hot she must be all the time)
Omg the crab parade😂?? These are so original and cute
I know right I love salty's edits
"it was my choice" just smacks of "it was mutual" and that's why I'm 100% convinced they broke up but Amber is trying to cling to it
Just like with faline! It was mutual guizeee!!
Idk how feeders operate. Cause like, I can see Tommy being super glad to have Amber there doing nothing all day and eating whatever she wanted - getting bigger as intended.
But I think she booted her out. And for me a big reason (normal person reason) could be that very fact that Amber does NOTHING all day
Who in their right mind would think Hambster would willingly leave a caretaker and a feeder gf who doesn't mind her being a quarter-ton abomination? Why? To go to bingo, being alone and mop the floors with no pants on?
I don't think they broke up, I think Emily is spending the holidays with her family and kid and that doesn't go with her feedie being there as well. I also think Emily prefers the long distance thing like with her fiancée.
Um .. we watched her pack. She took A TON of clothes with her. Who is she kidding???!
I was thinking the same thing.
She probably immediately outgrow pretty much all of it
Its humidity in Slommys house. You know, shrink clothing. 😅
8:45 "i'm down one pet" you're one shady crab 😂😂😂😂
Salty makes a good point about the absolutes; saying, "I don't remember if I've ever tried eggnog before," would have been a lot better. On the other hand, after the clip surfaced, saying, "Oh, yeah, I guess I have tried it before. I forgot about that," also would have helped. The 2-minute dissertation on the effects of BPD on memory (which may or may not be true) was ridiculous and put way too much importance on an insignificant event. That's going to reinforce the viewer's memory on her pattern of her actually lying.
Bpd affects memory when it comes to childhood and/or traumatic experiences. Is she trying to say living with Krystle and being paid over 1k a month for doing absolutely nothing and helping herself to their food so much that they had to lock up the cupboards was a traumatic time of her life 🙄😂
@@SideCharacter12303 I know trauma and complex trauma can definitely affect memory, and I have no doubt she's suffering from complex trauma, if, for no other reason, being in foster care as a child, but I'm not really convinced of any other issues aside from narcissism. However, what she's trying to say here seems to amount to, "Don't call me out on anything or question me in any way or else you're a bad person," which doesn't apply to any mental illness.
Right I would honestly be like oh I just forgot. Not everything is related to her mental health
I think she was supposed to leave after the concert. And that's when Rarity "explored too hard". She sacrificed her cat in a ploy to stay, but it only bought her a couple extra weeks.
I also think Emily wanted Amber out of the house before her kid comes for a Christmas visit.
I also think she's doing much of her attention stupidity for Emily. Trying to show why Emily doesn't need to follow another feedee account.
These are only my thoughts. I could be completely wrong.
this, 100%
All of this is fact, I think
Someone I know had very, very bad food anxiety. Anytime we traveled we brought a cooler with our own food and in situations we had to eat out it could only be at certain times when he knew the food was fresh. He will pick his food apart piece by piece to inspect it. He checks expiration dates on everything, and he only trusts my cooking. If he suspects that something was rotten, or expired, he will drink vodka to kill the bacteria and will make himself drunk just to feel better emotionally.
He has gotten so much better thanks to exposure therapy and he knows I will never serve him something raw or rotten. We date the food we open/cook and follow lots of food safety guidelines.
This is food anxiety, Amberlynn.
I have food anxiety bc I’m anaphylactic to tree nuts. Sometimes I wonder what she’d do with an allergy like mine bc basically most sweets are forbidden just due to cross contamination. I decided she’d be dead bc she would risk it to satisfy appetite even in a clearly dangerous situation.
Why is the crab doing more than amber? Isn't she the one vlogging? And yet lil lad is there living life 😂
My ex used to say “not gonna lie” all the time and it was because he lied A LOT.
Waking up with full winged eyeliner, eyeshadow with glitter, the choker and hoop earrings is so crazy😭😭😭😭😭
She went to a state she's never been to to hang out with her girlfriend and somehow her blog of her in her kitchen is more interesting than the 3 months of her Wisconsin blogs. She and Emily hate each other.
The greasy sideburn curls pulled out from her ponytail is so reminiscent of 2019 it’s crazy.
I don't think she is even registered to vote.
She probably didnt even establish residency in OK
She isn't registered to vote. It's a public information .
11 minutes ago?? Got here so fast I left my cat in another state 🫣
Utterly savage
We need to collectively stop giving her this easy access money..
Fire amber!!
Y'all give her views??? Lol
Can you imagine someone who is just south of 600 lbs trying to tell you she has food aversions😂😂 its all preformative for watch haters
She’s soft launching an autism diagnosis from dr google and you can’t convince me otherwise. She lives on tiktok and information about autism and adhd, particularly in adult women, has been a hot topic on there for a while now. She’s been dropping hints for a while. I’d bet money this will be her next one to add to the collection
I don't think she's south of 600.
I think not having a trip planned is more confirmation Emily was fired. They don’t know what her new work schedule will look like.
Y’know, I'm starting to think the background isn't real... notice how the buildings stay in their place even though the carriage is supposed to be moving? Salty Crab, you wouldn't be lying to us right now, would you?
How dare you!!! It’s obviously moving, you just don’t understand movement like we do!! (
@franziskalange8534 Clearly this is the secret account Salty Crab has made to gaslight me!!! (
For someone who doesn’t like meat, they seem to eat plenty of it 😂
Every time I see her eat on camera I think of how she stated MULTIPLE times if she was desperate for views she’d just do mukbangs.
She is NOT helping with those “Tommy’s a feeder” allegations 👀
hate how she always says "two things" of something ... girl .. they are packets, cans etc.. she's even lazy when she talks!
We love our sodium filled crustacean 💙
She was crying and almost manic talking about voting for Harris and she didn't even register. If you're getting super emotional thinking about voting and then not register, you were never going to vote. None of us believed you in the first place, gorl.
This is 100% feeder content and I 100% hate it
*_UberEats aka Mamalynn. Mom was probably like “Gah, fine! I’ll drop off food but u better come grab it bc I ain’t walking all the way up there._* 🧐🤭🤣
Amber lives on the first floor in a handicapped apartment.
i've been watching so much alr nonsense i even had a nightmare about her and emily in a whirlpool y'all, i'm traumatized
Nooo
Maybe it’s because of BPD. You know BPD is the caused of everything!
Omg that’s hilarious 😂
So she loves this one particular hummus that only comes in a trio and she's eating the green one like it's the first time she's ever tasting it.
Oh and ALR bringing up that small clip of her having eggnog before is proof that she watches a ton of reaction channels.
I feel like she waits outside for the uber because her food aggression can’t stand the thought of someone else having her food
I was thinking that's how she "walks" Twinkie. Drags the dog out when getting the food, so she can eat uninterrupted.
I hate her shitty "boo hoo Trump won because I didn't vote 🥲" attitude.
Never forget destiny era when she went on a big rant about how “just cause you don’t like trump doesn’t mean he’s not our president” and then decided her (shitty) input on Black Lives Matter was needed
Goddang that mopping bit was crazy she is so BIG, even tho she's always been a "big gorl" it was still quite a shock. She's definitely getting bigger to be getting even more clothes, but accessories?? The short necklaces just emphasize how big her neck is and even if it is for the filters, they aren't fooling everyone. Gorl you look the same with our without filter/makeup.
important to note that there has only been ONE recorded event of someone EVER being poisoned by a previously-opened container. This has only ever happened one time in recorded history and it's the reason why we have safety seals on food now. If ALR's fear was real (and if she ever bothered to do any research on anything), this would be something she already knew. I know that fears can be irrational, but she is definitely making this fear up just like her "trypophobia" or whatever
Nothing is ‘serious’ in the amberverse quite literally ANY topic is up for grabs
Loving those Salty Christmas graphics!!! Putting in more effort than our subject over here
Salty I can’t with the band 😭😭
Fam forcing herself to only order fast food once a day instead of three is crazy. She really needs help
I am under an electric blanket and snuggling with my cats. Bring on the Amber!
Got off work and thought “I hope Salty posted today” and here you are! Happy Salty Sunday!!🎉
Salty I've been watching TH-cam for the past 2 hours and after every video I watch I go back to the home page to check for your upload. I love your videos so much❤❤❤
me too!!!
Amberlynn be like; can’t visit my girlfriend cus it’s lymphedema season ✌🏻😔
She said the olive jar didn't pop but I've purchased those olives. They pack those suckers in there. She got that olive out a little too easily so...she'd already openned it and eaten one. I buy several things from that brand and they do NOT skimp. They pack their jars to the max. She picked it out of there too easily. Yes...I repeated myself because I just realized that she lied about it not being open and that bothers me to lie about something so silly.
So true! The jar was already opened.
The "eggnog" thing is NOT a memory thing related to ANY mental illness. It's just that it was a DECADE ago so that's bound to be forgotten by MOST people. That isn't related to BPD. Sorry but it's not.
It's 3am in my country and here I'm watching another vid from salty crab.
Hello from the 3PM side of the world! 😄
Where are you?
It’s 3am now for me and I‘m watching this while getting ready for work. I checked if Queen Crab had uploaded before going to bed, but starting Monday to this cute crab parade and lengthy vid is a great surprise.
Greetings to my fellow haydurs of crab crew all around the world
Take a shot every time "not gonna lie" is said 😂
Also, did you peep that at the end of her Vlogmas Day 14 video, she totally copied your outro 😂😂😂
Amber outgrew Torrid's largest size about 250lbs ago. There's absolutely no way the largest size will fit her properly, or at least have some movement
I really hate the whole “why I didn’t vote” segment the way she talks about it makes my blood boil. Also no she’s never voted
She should NOT be having so much sodium with the medical issues that she has. It's just not good for her health. I wish she'd take it more seriously. I know...I know...I'm wasting my breath but it's sad to see the difference 3 MONTHS have made in her. It doesn't help with losing anything either because you retain a lot of water when you have too much sodium. Plus, too much sodium damages your kidneys. I have an elderly family member battling with advanced kidney disease and the ONLY thing the kidney doctor has told him about his diet is to get rid of as much sodium as he can, stop eating canned foods, stop adding salt/sodium laced products (soy sauce) while cooking, and DON'T add salt to your plate. Good advice for everyone's kidneys.
Are you serious. The fat loss blogger who out on 350! Salt is the least of her worries
I didn't even clock this was over 45 minutes haha it went by so fast
Merry Crabmas to all and a Salty New Year!!
I really doubt Amber is registered to vote. She has no driver's license, but I assume she has a state-issued ID from the DMV. It would have been pretty easy for her to take her ID and get registered in plenty of time to either vote early or absentee, but I guess that's too many steps
Thts interesting! I had heard in the US you could use a driver's license as an ID but you can also vote with it? Is it valid all over de country or just the STATE? Is there another type of Identification Document everyone has to have?
@camichiBichi A drivers license is valid all across the country, no matter what state issued it. Every citizen also has a social security number, which is a way to identify them, but a social security card isn't really considered ID since it doesn't have a photo on it. People like Amber that don't drive can or are too young to drive can get an ID card from the DMV (the department of motor vehicles) that is valid for identification for anything but driving. I assume she has one of these, since having no ID would make it very difficult to rent an apartment or open a bank account. Not impossible, just much harder
She isn't registered to vote. It's public information . You can literally search for registered voters in various states
I could not imagine being so lazy that I have to buy eggs pre boiled
We even saw a Christmas tree in the Christmas "Vlogmas" when they were at Bingo! Now that feels more like Christmas than the trip clip to the Spirit Halloween store.
I do think it was her choice because her knees couldn't do the stairs anymore. That's kindof a big reason.
on the reddit they checked for her OK registration, and she hadn't even registered to vote there. what does it matter you moved? 😒
“I wasnt able to vote” girl literally no one stopped you, i dont even think shes registered 💀 im not saying anyone HAS to vote but you have no right to complain if you didnt.
Seeing anyone, especially someone her age be *that* excited over a TikTok.. I dont know... Yeah, Im sure its a nice feeling, but to matter THAT much to someone? Not surprised that validation from strangers matters that much to her.
And also it's not the flex she thinks it is, because she's not monetized on TikTok
She did the leaning over into the fridge like the big girl that turns on her girlfriend. How "original".
Anyone that suspicious of germs would also bring their own silverware to restaurants where you sit down. She's eating off forks a bunch of other people used before her. Watch her suddenly have this problem.
I thought the same thing about the leaning as well!
Salty crab is my morning coffee I swear
She posted accidental feeder content that's part of why it went viral, I did this once, I thought it was a funny video where I was trying to inflate a balloon but it popped, and I normally don't get many views but that one got 10k in 1hr and I realized what happened and promptly deleted it and died of embarrassment
so she’s scared of eating “poison olives” because she thinks it’ll kill her but she’ll happily eat over 4,000 cals a day. got it 👍
Yeah as someone with food anxiety if I didn't hear that jar pop I wouldn't have immediately crammed the damn olive in my mouth, I probably would've thrown the jar out entirely. I don't have take out often either for that reason. Also, I've had my food tampered with before so I feel validated in my fears lmao. She picks the most random crap to lie about!
Yeah, food anxiety I would not have my groceries delivered either. Especially from Walmart. Miss Amber is lying!!!!
She's worried about "poison" but touches all over the jar straight from the store and then grabs the olives and pickles to eat 🙄 She's really trying to set up an ocd diagnosis
The only battles she is fighting daily is telling the truth; more importantly to herself. Lie to us all you want Amber, we can leave anytime, you will always be stuck with yourself 🎉.
I think she's acting cold because she thinks it makes her seem delicate, dainty and skinny
She lives close to an actual Torrid store. She took us and her mom there when she first moved to OK. Why is she ordering online? Just go to the store and try on before buying.
If only she was able to find Rarity as quickly as she was able to find all the weight she lost in 2024!
I think they broke up. I recently watched a Mr. Snowflake video where he talks about Emily/Tommy following feeder content on instagram and you know how Amber feels about partners watching porn. Also, Emily never struck me as really liking Amber in the ways Amber likes her (she may be sexually attracted to her, but Amber is a lot to deal with on a good day, and I don’t feel Emily really understood what she was getting into… she reminds me of Beck in that way).
Also, having a partner who doesn’t want to be around Amber for Christmas (her favorite holiday) or her birthday must really be bothering Amber, especially since she is a narcissist who thinks everyone should like her (this is why any criticism is considered an attack, which then makes her react pathetically defensive). This is why, I think, she is telling this lie about “it was my decision to come home”. If she says it was her choice then she doesn’t have to deal with the fact that her relationship with the person she loves so much… was never a real relationship, that Emily never loved her, just wanted her for sex. Making the decision to leave ‘Amber’s decision’, gives Amber control, and we see her need for control with all her previous partners… which is why none of her prior relationships worked out (when she doesn’t get her way she becomes abusive and her partners either have sense enough to leave before it gets bad, or it gets really bad and they get out before they get seriously hurt or seriously hurt Amber).
Not her freaking out about the olives after she literally ate a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store that might have been fussed over by another shopper and was handled by someone in the deli department at the grocery store. Just no.
Let's remember that she still hasn't sought any mental health help. Making a phone call in WI to someone she found on google to be told they don't handle BPD cases when she hasn't technically been diagnosed (as far as I can remember) is just sketchy to me. Simple anxiety can cause memory issues. Any amount of stress can cause memory issues. Diagnosing yourself isn't a good idea and NOT getting help but continuously saying that "this or that" is related to "my BPD" is really, really irresponsible when she has such a large and apparently gullible following.
Nope, she doesn’t have food anxieties. Besides the things you raised Salty Crab (you would not be ordering out all the time where you have NO idea or control over how the food is prepared) she ran her fingers through her hair and was touching all sorts of surfaces! As per usual, making sh** up to appear quirky…
Her “food anxiety” is literally her just not being able to handle not eating something she wants for any reason. Even a normal person with no heightened anxiety would throw something away if they even suspected it was contaminated or had been opened. Amber can’t stand the idea of throwing food she really likes away even if it’s got arsenic in it. Parting with a jar of olives is the end of the world to her.
Essentially she is experiencing completely normal fears and worries, but they are heightened in her mind because she treats food like an animal would.
And since food is the only thing in her life she actually loves, the idea of food immediately actively making her sick (rather than slowly killing her with calories) is probably her deepest fear. That would be as devastating to her as being stabbed in the back by a loved one.
Does Amber ever take responsibility for anything?!
Blaming her BPD 🙄 well at least she blame Becky this time.
Amberlynn was only gone for 3 months. Premier Protein shakes are good for up to 12 months if left unopened. Why is she throwing all of those away? Have they just been sitting in her fridge since last Christmas?
Wow, I missed you Salty! The Crab in the Christmas parade is everything!!! ❤
Being with a feeder really robbed her of the last slivers of self-respect she clung onto.
After a hysterectomy you go into menopause immediately. Thats why women usually the younger one take hormones. I can barely sleep with a blanket. Shorts and tank tops. Sometimes if it’s a blustery snowy day it gets colder. I might put on sweatpants and a tank top. No way is she cold.
Oh my god salty i was so worried when i seen you hadent posted😭
YASSSSSSSSSSS !!! You just made my Sunday salty crab ❤❤❤ . I hope everyone has a happy holiday and a great rest of their weekend. Except for Amber. ❤
Omg I didn’t see Salty on the float at first 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hiiiii Crab! Love your comments, nothing like the SC on a sunday!
It's her heavy breathing while eating a singular olive 😂
20:10 I don’t think she has the stamina to hold a nail against the wall and hammer it in with the other arm at the same time. Hence the bare walls.
She claims those protein shakes have expired ... highly doubtful, they have a LONG shelf life!!🙄🙄
I think the whole part with Amber speaking in only absolutes has to do with 1. Her wanting to seem a certain way on camera, like oh I never take naps, making her seem more productive, or oh I never eat (insert unhealthy food) to make herself seem in control of her eating habits, and 2. Her vocabulary being so minuscule that she simply doesn’t know what to say
if she thought the olives were poisoned- she would’ve immediately spit it into her hand
if food goes in my mouth and there is anything about the way it looks or the texture that is off
IMMEDIATELY it is spit out and i don’t eat it anymore
she REALLY wants to have all these corky things
if i have to spit a bite out- my appetite is gone- and i get to the point of nausea before i’m able to eat again
THATS what having food anxieties is like girlie😂
Aww, the Salty Crab parade lol. Love it!
The Olive Production was 100% scripted. I wouldn’t put it past her to open the jar and put it back, then put on the performance of a lifetime pretending like she was opening it for the first time. The key giveaway for me is that she says she wants to snack on some olives, eats ONE and puts the jar back. I actually do get freaking out a bit if a jar doesn’t make the pop sound, sometimes you just feel weird about stuff like that. Not necessarily thinking it’s poisoned, but maybe spoiled. My guess is Emily was cooking up something for Amber and a jar didn’t pop, Amber said ew throw that out please and Emily threw a fit because it would have meant that Amber wouldn’t eat something. Then Amber tried to spin it like it’s an anxiety thing.
Just a theory. She wants to be with Tommy to say she is in a relationship but she can't deal with Tommy's controlling behaviour and that she can't boss her around. Being back home she can have both. A girlfriend and at home she can do whatever she wants. Even though Tommy wants her to eat, I think it's everything else. ALR can't be lazy and do nothing all day and perhaps Tommy didn't allow her to order food multiple times a day?
Maybe others are saying this in the comments, but I think the suddenly “short necklace” preference is also a feeder corn thing. Look how big my neck is!! EWWWWWW
Gooorl, I was WAITING ❤ lets get STARTED🎉 WOOHOO
Salty I’m surprised you didn’t put Salah in the band with his Casio
So who is gonna look for Rarity if Emily visits Amber? Also what if Rarity is still alive and went back to Emilys house when Emily was hauling Amber back and no one was there to let her back in?
I genuinely wonder if Tommy/Emily is actually going to look for rarity. I also have a feeling that Tommy/Emily is the one that let rarity out cause I have a hard time believing amber got up early to take care of the pets. She probably was getting ready for work and taking care of the pets while amber was sleeping.
We don’t have any evidence that Emily won’t keep making an effort. Although to be strictly fair, there is also no evidence to the contrary. I can only hope she keeps the net cast.
I agree with you and hope she does as well
Shes at a new low which i honestly didnt think was possible for this woman
I love a Salty Parade! ❤️
Crabs on parade! Makes me feel festive while I'm losing my mind at Vlogmess
the fact that she says "I remembered filming it" and that she was "blitzed off her gourd" in the video is WHY she thinks it was the "funniest thing in the world" and why she's giggling like a teen. We know she was having alcohol because she wasn't acting like her usual self but her drunk self.
It’s too cold but she bought and took new fans with her to WI? Oooook