"The book opens with Thanos murdering Deadpool. Thanks for watching!" I'm now realizing how f***ing genius it would have been to release a single page comic as a one-time collector's item.
Honestly while going through the video I gave it 50/50 odds that the final showdown between Deadpool and Thanos was either going to be a mad super powered throw down of cosmic power scale or a single game of rock paper scissors.
I'm so glad I'm an insignificant spec of dust in a cosmic sense. I couldn't imagine going back to life after battling eternity in abstract space. Like... you're just eating a stack of pancakes and thinking "dam..what in intense few days that was...these pancakes smack."
What The hell? Eternity isn't like Marvel's second god, how can he get hit by Thanos and Deadphool? I know they got stronger after getting the power from the skull, but it's still crazy.anyway love this content
I think the point is that they’re the avatars of death now, death granted them her power. She is also a cosmic entity, and is quite powerful I guess. Thanos and Deadpool weren’t really the important parts, rather that they were deaths avatar. Death is never shown as physically powerful but very manipulative, greedy, and smart. So it’s possible she can endow people with special powers she herself isn’t able to use very well , such as the literal ability to sow death even into cosmic beings like Eternity? Like, that’s not based on any specific examples or anything, but it’s not the craziest thing in the world
Both Deadpool and Thanos would still smash. Deadpool on the other hand, actually did smash after he got blown up with the rest of Earth in Time Runs Out.
You’re a great storyteller but please stop explaining that we have to wait for the climax for the crazy stuff, you don’t need to keep me hooked I clicked on the video to listen to the story
Constructive criticism: I wish you'd slow down your script read by like 10-15% cause it can be hard to follow. From what I understand, watch time is a good thing anyway, and I doubt another 2 or 3 mins to a video is gonna turn any viewers away 😛
broski just go into your youtube settings tab (the cog/gear at the bottom of the vid) and set playback speed to 0.8. Should be fine - in fact, im the opposite, and i end up speeding up vidjas to 1.2x playback. Anyways, hope that helps your youtube experience! enjoy friend!
also, forget this ross guy, he's a bit of a prick . he COULD HAVE helped you, but chose not to and instead chose to SLYLY insult you. Not worth anyones time, really. Just sayin'. EDIT: sorry it also took me a month to provide this info, didnt find this comment til now, still, hope i helped in some way!
Okay so like, no homo or nothing…. But yall ever just wonder what marvel “titan” has the biggest shmeat? Like, is it hulk? Thanoss? Power man? The metal commie dude? The juggernaut? Like who got the biggest shlong you know what im sayin? Like we be needing answers here people
So Deadpool is the one character who can kill doom 😭 like if there wasn’t a invincibility factor neither of them knew about at the time, doom was cooked. Even WITH the undying he still saw the light for a sec because DP hit him so hard 💀 wtf was in that shotgun?
U get mad details rong in ur vids pretty regularly. Makes me wonder if you read the comix at all? Seems more lik u glance at them n guess jus to draw attention and get views perhaps? Idk but in any case step ur fukn game up
😲serious question: is there anyone that know Deadpool's & Thanos' grand total individual canon kill count across every Marvel publication? I'm asking because I don't know... but if I were to guess it would be Deadpool... He must have had a dozen of those runs where he kills the whole universe. So, IF that is the result that would make Deadpool "thee absolute baddest mother f***er to ever exist. *Due to kill count. **If it were up to K/D ratio hands down Thanos' by a mile. DP has died a sh!+ load of times.
15:10 if death had this much power then why didn't she escape herself and how did she get caught in the first place. Also both uniman and death are more powerful than the universe itself?
The power of a thousand sun's sounds pretty pathetic compared to the entire freaking universe..... marvel comics hands down have the absolute worst power level systems and gauging....
Unstoppable farce got me.
💀💀
Unstoppable fart
Ill be honest the damn "Eggdropper" is what broke me.
I'm high I paused it like damn am I tripping 🤣🤣🤣
@@Number1ratedsaIesman1997 “uncrappable fard” 😂
"Attack while he believes he can reason with us" had me in stitches.
"The book opens with Thanos murdering Deadpool. Thanks for watching!"
I'm now realizing how f***ing genius it would have been to release a single page comic as a one-time collector's item.
Wait, what if his body was 100% obliterated?
@@localdumbass9355the atoms would have recombined
You guys are right on that part, but that raises one more question... what if he was completely erased?
@@localdumbass9355 Technically Deadpool’s a reality bender given his experience with the fourth wall. I’m sure he’d find a way back somehow.
That's called a poster.
Honestly while going through the video I gave it 50/50 odds that the final showdown between Deadpool and Thanos was either going to be a mad super powered throw down of cosmic power scale or a single game of rock paper scissors.
As a Canadian I love how he has to continually mention where he is from, makes me laugh. Now I gotta pick this up.
Lmao it’s funny
The Deadpool mistress of death and Thanos triangle is the best love triangle
Just looks like a toxic couple. Thanos holding death hostage for him whole Deadpool and death is the real true love
This will be a good movie. Both actors who played the part are good friends also. Yes, will be a very fun and satisfying movie.
lol but Josh Brolin already plays Cable
@@mecube9148 knowing deadpool he would just make a joke them seeming the same while they both stand there confused
I am convinced that every deadpool fights are either comedic, wierd, or dark.
The “budy,you can those rocks away” Made me laugh my ass off
The thing is thanos can't kill deadpool since death loves deadpool and deadpool can't do the same so in reality they are both at a stalemate.
I hope in deadpool 3 he comes across thanos and calls him cable...
Eternity: MEPHISTO GET OUT OF MY ROOM
Mafisto: nah
Going full mario. Nice
It should’ve been Deathpool and Thanatos instead of Deathanos
Can't wait to tune in guys 😌 keep up the good work guys.
Great stuff, y'all! Keep up the great work!
I'm so glad I'm an insignificant spec of dust in a cosmic sense. I couldn't imagine going back to life after battling eternity in abstract space. Like... you're just eating a stack of pancakes and thinking "dam..what in intense few days that was...these pancakes smack."
🤓 *please stop hitting my ribcage with a crowbar* 🤓
The words of Jason Todd
@@mangareader7474 bruh why did this make me wheeze so much💀
@@mangareader7474 too soon bro🤣
Your imitation of their voice are on point.
The grape man has taken L from Deadpool and spiderman
Issue threes cover should be made into a poster where Deadpool is sitting on top of Thanos shoulder arguing with him.
Bruh so youre telling me death is like some sort of e-thot? Damn I feel bad for Wade.
Wellllll...... when you put it like that.....
What The hell? Eternity isn't like Marvel's second god, how can he get hit by Thanos and Deadphool? I know they got stronger after getting the power from the skull, but it's still crazy.anyway love this content
Simply put... Yeah.
I think the point is that they’re the avatars of death now, death granted them her power. She is also a cosmic entity, and is quite powerful I guess. Thanos and Deadpool weren’t really the important parts, rather that they were deaths avatar. Death is never shown as physically powerful but very manipulative, greedy, and smart. So it’s possible she can endow people with special powers she herself isn’t able to use very well , such as the literal ability to sow death even into cosmic beings like Eternity? Like, that’s not based on any specific examples or anything, but it’s not the craziest thing in the world
Still a better love story than Twilight.
I don’t care the meme is dead, I’ll keep it on life support.
Pun intended?
Death was kidnapped. Memes can no longer die
@@luxury_nightmare so i can.... i can finally say it? the glorious line?
Captain unipool sounds like what you get if captain American gets tramped by a unicorn who has had too much water in its bladder for too long...
The title got me laughing so hard thanos gets trolled to death
Why and how tf does Eternity need to breath!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
Marvel logic
Cosmic tier shenanigans
Think of it like not being able to choke on a single drop of water, but a lake or even a mouthful can still be deadly
Bro was getting choked with everything that was and what will be i think hed have a lil trouble breathin
The fuck. mistress death is a literal skeleton
Dead pool & Thanos: still would smash
Both Deadpool and Thanos would still smash. Deadpool on the other hand, actually did smash after he got blown up with the rest of Earth in Time Runs Out.
This was a pretty fun story.
14:41 So Marvel Strikeforce didn't invent it
Just like kestrel. Kestrel was a male character first, then they made what they did with her. Look up the male kestrel, John Wraith.
"Sorry, Deadpool, the Death is in another plane of existence."
This is the true battle of, i am your ending, , but i am your start.
Cosmic battle of epic proportions! Crazy.
The power of seeing through the fourth wall😅
It would be interesting if the first time we see mephisto in the MCU was in a deadpool movie and Ajax is standing next to him.
Wait, was it Thanos himself who cursed Deadpool? I thought it was T-ray, using an artifact given tk him by Thanos?
Thanos did it to keep DP away from miss Death.
I don't know why but i find mistress death attractive
"Who wins when an immovable object meets an unstoppable FARCE" xD LOLOLOL
I made a video of Trolling Thanos in my MSH PotS Style 🤣
Always entertaining... I live this channel
The avengers fr should have hired deadpool in deadpool 3
Missed opportunity not calling debts avatar Thanos, Thanatos 🗣️
I really enjoyed your video bro keep it up😤😌
Voodoo priest orgin story
Thanos i guess managed to conquest the galaxy in search of death. But it never comes. Driving an old warrior mad for rest.
omg deadpool is from canada! me too! thats crazy
This is why comics isn't reasonable. Why? Why would anyone ever consider this stellar writing? It doesn't make any sense.
I read this series
6:46 how in the hell did he lose to them lol.
Bruh Deadpool became DEATHpool and Captain uni-pool like what?
You’re a great storyteller but please stop explaining that we have to wait for the climax for the crazy stuff, you don’t need to keep me hooked I clicked on the video to listen to the story
That should be the next MCU movie would love to see that
god no. not with the current state of marvel. phase 4 was a disaster and phase 5 doesn't look much better
@@Sillimant_ didn't though of that your right could be not so fun to with this in mind ,🤔😂
deadpool knew who was ultimate death so he called that
deadpool would win cause thanos made it deadpool can never die
great videos
Constructive criticism: I wish you'd slow down your script read by like 10-15% cause it can be hard to follow. From what I understand, watch time is a good thing anyway, and I doubt another 2 or 3 mins to a video is gonna turn any viewers away 😛
I don't think many people share your opinion on this matter though it's up to the narrator
broski just go into your youtube settings tab (the cog/gear at the bottom of the vid) and set playback speed to 0.8. Should be fine - in fact, im the opposite, and i end up speeding up vidjas to 1.2x playback. Anyways, hope that helps your youtube experience! enjoy friend!
also, forget this ross guy, he's a bit of a prick . he COULD HAVE helped you, but chose not to and instead chose to SLYLY insult you. Not worth anyones time, really. Just sayin'. EDIT: sorry it also took me a month to provide this info, didnt find this comment til now, still, hope i helped in some way!
Okay so like, no homo or nothing…. But yall ever just wonder what marvel “titan” has the biggest shmeat? Like, is it hulk? Thanoss? Power man? The metal commie dude? The juggernaut? Like who got the biggest shlong you know what im sayin? Like we be needing answers here people
let's be real, this should be a question that is about proportional to body size or probably Galactus or someone overall larger than him wins.
@@morphingninja you probably right😂
@@morphingninja One Above All? I think they can change their size so…
I have stroke reading this
@@Curseycubey please, we didn't need to know what you did while reading this...
gamora needs more clothes.
This movie would be end game record
This comic story looks creazy
*Thanos beat the heck out of Deadpool*
Deadpool: you hit like a girl
Harder, Cable.
Deadpool is a technical zombie
Wait, why was Thanos wearing a space suit
Where can i read all these comics?
Not as weird as when Galactus fired Deadpool as his herald
So Deadpool is the one character who can kill doom 😭 like if there wasn’t a invincibility factor neither of them knew about at the time, doom was cooked. Even WITH the undying he still saw the light for a sec because DP hit him so hard 💀 wtf was in that shotgun?
Unstoppable farce 😂
If this really happens then the fight will be more funny rather than epic
An R-Rated superhero version of Twilight.
And YOU thought AVENGERS: ENDGAME was fire?
Thanos and Deadpool have DEFINITELY crossed "swords"😉😒🤮
Love Wins!
does the thanos snap work？
Dead pool beats every version of thanos including king thanoes with his 4th wall power
why does reality itself have to breath and why can it be choked to death
Mephisto is not the devil and he duz not reside in hel(l). He lives in limbo, purgatory the place between and lost to many except an unfortunate few.
U get mad details rong in ur vids pretty regularly. Makes me wonder if you read the comix at all? Seems more lik u glance at them n guess jus to draw attention and get views perhaps? Idk but in any case step ur fukn game up
😲serious question: is there anyone that know Deadpool's & Thanos' grand total individual canon kill count across every Marvel publication?
I'm asking because I don't know...
but if I were to guess it would be Deadpool... He must have had a dozen of those runs where he kills the whole universe.
So, IF that is the result
that would make Deadpool "thee absolute baddest mother f***er to ever exist. *Due to kill count. **If it were up to K/D ratio hands down Thanos' by a mile. DP has died a sh!+ load of times.
Thanos is definitely still a simp
No way in hell he can beat thanos . He can’t even beat black panther 🤦♂️
dude he amount of times he killed marvel is just insane he may not be able to do that but he can kill him
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DEADPOOL
1st !! Another banger
Wow what a mess
Wade Wilson of Canada, Earth
Hmmm can deadpool even be killed by anything?
Thanos : *is literally about to destroy everything in existence.*
Eternity : *"HNH"*
Ok what. Death pool is fine, but Deathanos? They couldn’t call him THANATOS???? FFS really????
Thanatos already exists in the Marvel Multiverse.
10/10
Same story as with the seven deadly sins animé
what do you mean canada earth
How weird can it be?
Deatnose is better then deathanose
This vid needs subtitles
Then turn subtitles on
@@_PotatoLord For some reason they weren't able to turn on when it was first uploaded
Normol
TIGERMAN BEATS BOTH OF THEM
Who else but Deadpool?
Deadpool>thanos
Deadpool will easily end thanos because deadpool is unkillable nothing has killed him deadpool has the best healing facture
He doesn’t have a healing factor, he has a dying factor
Dead pool
Dp obi wins I mean countless times he has killed the mcu so you know
15:10 if death had this much power then why didn't she escape herself and how did she get caught in the first place.
Also both uniman and death are more powerful than the universe itself?
The power of a thousand sun's sounds pretty pathetic compared to the entire freaking universe..... marvel comics hands down have the absolute worst power level systems and gauging....
Awsom