Pat was asking like are you sure they are flat chested because of gymnastics or would they have been flat chested anyway regardless if they was in gymnastics or not. You have to learn to speak Pat lol 😂
Broken people need money to remain happy. Happiness should be eternal, if you'd shorten your life for paper, you might have a real inner conflict to address.
@@improbablyyourdad8458 No sir. We need money to survive (the world made it so/lawmakers made it so/"powers that be aka the elite made it so). It is all about survival. 10 million is nothing by today's standards. If I was all about money, I would've said I want to be a billionaire. I said I want to live comfortably. I can definitely do that with 10 mil.
I’m on East coast time and y’all are usually uploaded around 9am. It’s just after 10am and I kept refreshing my page. Don’t scare me like that. I need y’all on Monday 😀
Damn Tahir, I’ve been compiling this list for a minute :/ Master every instrument vs master every language Jim Carrey vs Robin Williams Bob marley vs stevie wonder Fight a kangaroo vs a hyena Serve 25 years in prison vs rest of your life on an isolated island (food & water provided) Costar in every bernie mac film vs Robin williams film Meet Mlk vs Malcom x Have a conversation with an alien vs a ghost Move to a new state every year vs live in Alaska Be 8ft tall vs 4ft tall Busta rhymes vs missy Elliot Timbo vs pharrell Tupac vs biggie
ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES BY FAR. They literally only spent about a few minutes total talking about the actual topics. Nothing but organic hilarious hysterical conversation that it went 1 hour and 14 minutes and for the first time in history, they did not have time for the third topic. There was nothing like the epic last minute fumble by Tahir, the whole episode everyone else but Tahir was making the fumbles and then God said at the buzeer beater on the last joke on the last word, Tahir was about to mess up lol. BEST!
I love the banter & conversations more than the questions! Now that d🤬mn Ty Davis is hilarious, her expressions are priceless. When she started turning that newspaper...💀😂😂😂. All you guys are funny as hell and talented. Another great show guys! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I actually found myself skip like 15 minutes of them going through the lists of movies after watching them name about 10 of them. Just wasn’t the convo I was looking for
Kev: "You can walk and eat a thin clust...thin clust...god dang it..." Me: 😳 That was the equivalent of the Biden trip...the second one, where he tried to recover from it but tripped again. 🤣
@@cadeauj-c4763 she can be annoying and kills the vibe sometimes. Like when she forces them to stay on topic we dont stay for the topic we care mainly for the times they go off course and their funny moments come from that
Yo this episode was great.. Needed some Meg Scoop, but I liked the change up at the beginning with the movies.. that morning walk was a lot better than usual.. peace & love y’all
When people say Reeseeez instead of Reese's. They were named after a guy who's last name was Reese (pronounced like grease). If you went to his house, would you say "I'm going to Reeseeez house"?
🎶The moment I wake up before I put on my makeup. I turn on to the SQUADD cast crew! Forever and ever you stay in my heart and I will love you!! 🎶 I love you guys! Happy Monday!
just got home from hanging out w my guy and smoking, get home, do some housework, now im in my bed w chocolate cake w ganash, new squadd versus. life is good, so happy, stoned.
Keisha lied so hard on about half of the films she knows she didn’t see plenty of the movies but a confident yes means yes to all in law of popular people opinion.
Y’all notice Ty don’t be saying anything but be fully in the conversation with all facial expressions lol
But when she talks we feel it haha
Because she realizes that they all toxic af! Hahaha
I’m glad I’m not the only one that peeped that lmao
She can't get a word in, they talk over each other
Jasz Jonez Gomez gotta make a compilation of her facial expressions.
The simultaneous sigh from Ty and Kesha when kev says “poor black” is priceless 😂 14:22
In sync 😂
Hilarious 😂😂😂
That's Comedy lol
@@roarkcurry3264 glut
Patrick trynna get out of the black cinema quiz was funny af and a full mood "sausage vs Bacon, sausage vs bacon, sausage vs bacon" lol
That Stuart Big joke was underrated lol.
And Patrick’s response saying Stuart Big was from the big Apple.. like imagine a hood New York rat movie 😂
I heard that joke when I landed on this comment 😂
Frfr it was so good 😂😂😂😂
Hello Fatty 🥴🥴💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost crashed my car when I heard that😂
Keysha: proceeds to explain *exactly why* gymnasts have flat chests.
Pat: so is it because of gymnastics?
That’s the aggy characteristic that erks me about Pat..He does that all the time..Like be quiet and listen they’re explaining
@@latriselee1505 Then he act like he knows everything and starts being condescending 😑
@Geechee Yeah, but we just saying stuff that has a history and he can work on, same with how Kev interrupted people
Pat was asking like are you sure they are flat chested because of gymnastics or would they have been flat chested anyway regardless if they was in gymnastics or not. You have to learn to speak Pat lol 😂
@@shicstayblessed7023 facts lol
Why does Ty sound like a spoken word Artist, its just good to hear her😩😂
“Ahhh, my tiiddies don’t look great” -Kevonstage 2021
Had me wheezing 🤣
Out the gate 😂😂💀
Had me coughing from the jump
That’s the FIRST thing I heard!! Lmaoooo glad that he’s back though 😂😂
On site🤣
When Keysha knocked over the light or computer after Kev said “You’re fluent in French fries and friend toast” ... I died
Pat definitely caught up with Keysha on the movies. She wasn't answering for a lot of them.
All the times she was quiet LOL 😂
They wasn’t paying attention to her 😂😂
@@Goosethelabrador at all!!! Pat had waaaaayyyyy more than her 😂🤣
@@chhart79 she was lying And shit 😂😂😂
Agreed
“I’m almost fluid. “ I almost just passed out 😨🤣🤣🤣
"[Tahir's] fluent in French fries and French toast" HAHAHAHAHA
Tahir being almost fluid explains why he’s built like a melted snowman ⛄️
Built like a pitcher of freshly chilled iced tea
@@prettytone2089 🤣🤣🤣
Nah this one it 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😂😂
Clever
10 Million Dollars I rather have a wonderful, comfortable short life than a long miserable broke long one.
That second "long" hits different
It's the second long for me
Emphasis on the long 😂
Broken people need money to remain happy. Happiness should be eternal, if you'd shorten your life for paper, you might have a real inner conflict to address.
@@improbablyyourdad8458 No sir. We need money to survive (the world made it so/lawmakers made it so/"powers that be aka the elite made it so). It is all about survival. 10 million is nothing by today's standards. If I was all about money, I would've said I want to be a billionaire. I said I want to live comfortably. I can definitely do that with 10 mil.
Ty’s facial expressions!!!!! Lmaoooo
Keyshia constantly turning her camera off was sending me😭😭😭
I literally yelled "NOOOO TAHIR" when the chest joke fumbled lmfao
When Meg is gone, all hell breaks loose lol
I’m on East coast time and y’all are usually uploaded around 9am. It’s just after 10am and I kept refreshing my page. Don’t scare me like that. I need y’all on Monday 😀
The funniest scene of Harlem nights is when the white man calls his wife and tell her he’s never coming home 😂
Had a baby and everything, talking about take it easy 😭😭😭
@@reddsmoke904 lmao and his face when he hung up like he really hit a lock and didn’t need his old family no more
"Hello its daddy...hey put you momma on the phone...."
Yep
My fav!!! Lmbo
Them trying to speak French took me outttt. Tahir n’a même pas essayé😂🤣
My daughter's taller than me in a French accent is hilarious 😂
So we not talking about Keysha saying she got caught up in a FEW drive-bys???? Like aint nobody hear that but me?
Yea I thought I was the only one too I was like wait ..... Lol
Right!!! I can't believe they didn't catch that?!
@@msandrews87 That’s because they only hear themselves
Gymnastics also stunts growth significantly from them landing hard on the joints at young ages.
That last Ty joke was really Meg popping in to get one roast on Tahir
10 extra years of life? Thats crazy, people really wanna stay here? 😩😭
Riiiiiight, that's what I said!
🎶Earth is ghetto, I wanna leave...🎶😩
10 million would definitely make this lifetime bearable
Exactly what If it's 10 yrs of strife??
Damn who hurt y’all??
Keyshia didn’t even answer A LOT of the movie questions and no one noticed. Lol
This!! Im screaming, "Y'all not even looking!" lol
The first 3 minutes Ty's face was everything lol.
I was getting worried! Like they don’t love us no more
On me....
Purple Rain is NOT overrated! Where's Tony when you need him??!! 🤣
Kev is the church kid that caps to be popular 😂
What kinda regular NOT rich person would take 10 more years over 10 mil
Damn Tahir, I’ve been compiling this list for a minute :/
Master every instrument vs master every language
Jim Carrey vs Robin Williams
Bob marley vs stevie wonder
Fight a kangaroo vs a hyena
Serve 25 years in prison vs rest of your life on an isolated island (food & water provided)
Costar in every bernie mac film vs Robin williams film
Meet Mlk vs Malcom x
Have a conversation with an alien vs a ghost
Move to a new state every year vs live in Alaska
Be 8ft tall vs 4ft tall
Busta rhymes vs missy Elliot
Timbo vs pharrell
Tupac vs biggie
Doesn’t even matter anymore they barely stick to topic or debate it they’ll spend 5 mins on the topic and the rest on a bunch of nonsense
Keysha NEEDS to see Sister Act 2 ASAP, please let that be one of the next episodes on the app
Haven't been to sleep yet, I've gotten into a habit of streaming on Twitch until these episodes drop on Monday lol 😂
Overnight warrior , I listen to this while driving home from work
How did "Fifel goes Breast" slip under the radar?!! Classic! 😁🤣🤣
I fell out🤣🤣
ANGEL SPEAKING FRENCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 TOOK ME OUT LMFAOOOOOOO “my daughter is taller than me” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES BY FAR. They literally only spent about a few minutes total talking about the actual topics. Nothing but organic hilarious hysterical conversation that it went 1 hour and 14 minutes and for the first time in history, they did not have time for the third topic. There was nothing like the epic last minute fumble by Tahir, the whole episode everyone else but Tahir was making the fumbles and then God said at the buzeer beater on the last joke on the last word, Tahir was about to mess up lol. BEST!
If Meg was here, she woulda made sure tahir stayed on topic and did all 3 lmaooo
Meg is absent one episode and they spend 30 min. debating who knows more black films 😭
I was eating and I swear to you I almost choked when Kev said “thin crust pizzer.” 😂😂😂
Tahir stay talking about Kev like we don’t know who he is? Lol
Tahir need a show called “Is He Lying?”
😂😂😂😂😂
Tahir's fumble at the end killed me 🤣 Aye Tahir: "You're FUM-believable!" 🎶🎤
Ty doesn't even need to say anything her expressions be saying it all. Sometimes I gotta just look at her when whoever else is talking
I love when the pre-talk before the Vs and the off topics they have 🙌🏾 I just love ADD Squad Versus!
I love the banter & conversations more than the questions! Now that d🤬mn Ty Davis is hilarious, her expressions are priceless. When she started turning that newspaper...💀😂😂😂. All you guys are funny as hell and talented. Another great show guys! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
It’s honestly refreshing to hear honesty, we appreciate ya pat
So basically more money vs more bills....gimmie that 10 mil 😂
If Pat would’ve watched all those movies he wouldn’t have been jumped as much growing up 😂😂. They could smell the non blackness on him 😂
No Meg Scoop this week 😢
On another note: A Twinkies Diary is hilarious and should be a quick skit.
😂😂😂😂😂
Stuart big was actually funny😂
Damn Tahirs last joke would’ve hit so hard!!!! I felt so bad. You’ll get em next time man
Patrick definitely seen more movies than Keisha, by at least 3-5 movies.
Pat made fun of Kev for saying "thin crust," while he said "thrin crust." Nobody caught it lol
It's like they forget they're doing a podcast every time. 30 mins?! This is their longest tangent so far 😑🤣🤣
I actually found myself skip like 15 minutes of them going through the lists of movies after watching them name about 10 of them. Just wasn’t the convo I was looking for
I loved every second of it.
10 million dollars would probably add 10 years to my life
Hell yeah make my stress level go all the way down 😂😂😂
@@GohomeRoger3748 facts
I'm glad I like yall! I can't think of any other channels that can get away with 30 mins before they get to the topic!! 😜
The battle of who can't speak. Also it's hard to contain my laughter at work watching this.
Lmaooooooo @ Pat and Kesha!!!! 😂😂😂😂 They really didn’t want to do that!
I love when they're just talking. Thanks for the content, team!
Yay Ty! Aww no Meg😩
That joke at the end would’ve been a banger
"Thrin clust pizzer" 😆😆😆
So why does tahir still say at the end of the shows “send in your suggestions” 😭😭😭 he lied to us
Is anyone else still lit from last night?! That was an EPIC battle/celebration😍❤️🥰
What battle? Tahir reading Dr. Seus?
I’m tired from it and smell moth balls, brut after shave, cognac n bacon
@@latriselee1505 😂
I thought my Monday was fucked up lol. I came to work with an attitude lol
Kev: "You can walk and eat a thin clust...thin clust...god dang it..."
Me: 😳
That was the equivalent of the Biden trip...the second one, where he tried to recover from it but tripped again. 🤣
Hilarious 👋
Five months ago and still hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 😸 😂 😃 😂
Chicago style pizza is not just deep dish pizza, it’s also not too thin crust pizza cut into squares & butter crust pizza.
Tell em!
Italian fiesta 😋
@subtomentrixx on gaude
I'm perfectly fine with this being an off topic podcast.
Pat never seen shottas but he look like could audition for the reboot
Ty's Back!!!
Pat like,"Damn this aint Black Blasphemy"! 🤣😂🤣😂
So we just gonna ignore Tahir saying “slither” instead of sliver of sauce 😭😭
A Twinky diary is hilarious!
Longest intro conversation ever DAMN😂😂
Meg would've lost her mind lol
This man Kev said fuck whatever this show is about 😂😂😂
Kev just be flexing now. Looking up at the screens like a villain on the power rangers 😂🤣😂
Wow... an episode without Meg, WHAT'S GOING ON??!!
Tbh I dont mind it
@@cadeauj-c4763 lol. Why?
@@mrjason0290able to be real in my personal opinion she has funny moments but she kinda takes the fun out of some topics
@@cadeauj-c4763 she can be annoying and kills the vibe sometimes. Like when she forces them to stay on topic we dont stay for the topic we care mainly for the times they go off course and their funny moments come from that
@@dwadeisthegoat2020 right..... especially when she starts with that damn “look it up” lol
Like girl, nobody likes a know it all.
I saw Ty, Keysha and Patrick were all in the same episode and damn near cried I was so happy 😂
This pannel gonna be lit 😂😂😂 hey 👋🏿 keysha.E 😘👀
I swear I love y’all. Made my Monday better
You Got Served is a cult classic. Put some spect' on it
Tahir with the fumble at the end 🤣🤣😭
"I thought you were a poor black?" Why do you have me saying shit like this all the time?
Yo this episode was great.. Needed some Meg Scoop, but I liked the change up at the beginning with the movies.. that morning walk was a lot better than usual.. peace & love y’all
When people say Reeseeez instead of Reese's. They were named after a guy who's last name was Reese (pronounced like grease). If you went to his house, would you say "I'm going to Reeseeez house"?
“It’s like... howdoyousayyyy... the Detroit of Johannesburg” 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for remembering us on this Resurrection Day!! Be blessed all def fam 🙏
Ty be trying to decide if she gon laugh at Tahir or not LOL
She laughs on the replay tho lol
damn meg cant be replaced
🎶The moment I wake up before I put on my makeup. I turn on to the SQUADD cast crew! Forever and ever you stay in my heart and I will love you!! 🎶 I love you guys! Happy Monday!
Lol alil Dionne remix 🎉😂😂😂😂
I’ll take 10 million with no hesitation
just got home from hanging out w my guy and smoking, get home, do some housework, now im in my bed w chocolate cake w ganash, new squadd versus. life is good, so happy, stoned.
It amazes and upsets me how much pat doesn’t know
Bro 18:18 when Keysha turned her camera off I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Keisha lied so hard on about half of the films she knows she didn’t see plenty of the movies but a confident yes means yes to all in law of popular people opinion.
I love the long episodes & dont care if y'all stay on topic...the beginning was great!
keysha put the glamour shot up and i went from laughing to "wait a minute!....damn 👀😍"
I seen harlem nights and boomerang for the first time maybe 3 years ago and they're now 2 of my favorite movies.
Have a nice week everybody!
What I like about these is that it's 33 mins until they get to the first topic 😂 had to sit thru 33 mins of nothing 😂 I can never get that time back