Who's Funnier; Old People vs Little Kids | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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Who's Funnier; Old People vs Little Kids
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Pat don't be knowin but he be askin. Salute to the pursuit of knowledge
Big facts. I respect that he asks and doesnt pretend to know (except to be funny).
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Nj
He a all star
The amount of times “Brisket” comes up throughout this channel is crazy 🤣
They always talk about brisket, charcuterie boards, fkn spades, fat jokes, the word “brobust”,
Facts 😂😂
word
Haha true 😂
Had the video on pause, came back, read this ONE comment, hit play, and boom!... "Brisket" in the next 5 words. Witchcraft 😭🤣😭🤣
I feel like pat the the 1st time Ty came on the show.. “So.. who’s this”
That was my initial reaction on the thumbnail 😂😂
@@markteague49 😂😂😂exactly
I was thinking about that line and how far they came last episode 🤣
“yo who is this?”
Real quick... Who's this? 🤣🤣🤣
This episode made me realize Kev doesn't talk over people/cut them off....his pauses are just so awkwardly long that people start talking when he isn't finished 😂
I also realized that Kev kinda keep things flowing. Not all the time but at the end when he wasn’t there, it felt like something was missing.
He's been working on it shows. Good for him 👏
cap
I think calling the word derogatory is a little ridiculous. How about this: instead of saying the word "homeless" is derogatory, how about we just treat homeless people with more humanity and respect.
Right
AA AA bro you’re wildin out with this comment. You a yoga instructor? Stretching and reaching all over the damn place
Just because you change the name doesn’t change the condition.
Smartest comment I seen so far
It's putting the person before the "bad thing" i.e autistic person vs a person that is autistic
Lil Kids are unintentionally funny , old people are “PHD in life” Funny
I like this one 😂
Im not clowning but obeserving one thing for sure. Kev stay consistent with dressing like a Mexican father.... With the soccer shirts
You know hes Nigerian right...
🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
he was raised in el paso and around of a lot of mexican people, they rubbed off on him💀!
Lmaaooooooo that how it'd be here in the motherland too
Very consistent 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ME: mom where you going?
MOM: to hell if I don’t pray
😂😂😂
😫 and to this day I now say that to my children 😂😂😂
My mom be saying that...and now I do too😂🤣
Facts... Such Facts Ma'am 😅
My mom always say that or "to hell in a handbasket"
My grandpa been saying he finna die since the 2000s. He's 93 now
Lol wait... why he keep saying that?
@@rawuncut6890 thats a good question. He's just convinced he's going to die soon. Maybe it's because he didn't expect to live this long, or survivor's guilt. But for 93, he is sharp
@@BigBoiBleu bless him 😭
@@ilubyou13 bless him indeed. I need him at my wedding. He has been asking 😭
He's such a drama queen 😭 just stop it PawPaw 😒
"You don't believe fat meat greasy?", was followed by an ass whooping.
LMAOOO I'm dead bruh
Facts
Aye do you remember Tasha Mac said this on THE GAME
*HANDS DOWN, PAT IS ONE OF THE BEST AT QUICK WITTY COMEBACKS! MUSTARDPIECE WAS GENIUS!!* 🙌🏾🤣
The hustling immigrant stereotype has little to do with economic racism, in reference to black businesses. Exclusion & predatory lending practices that are targeted at black people are the culprit Meg. Black people work hard y'all 🤦🏾♂️
agreed
I wondered how many other people caught that.
I was thinking the same thing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Facts no immigrant has a mentality that black Americans don't have it's just alot of black Americans didn't get the benefits to get government money to open a business.
That's her other half talking. You are absolutely correct black people work hard (black people built the country) dare I say nobody outworks black people.
The Tramp thing blew my mind....it makes so much sense
Meg called tahir “sweet baby ray charles “😂😂😂😂
Time stamp? Lmao
@@jordangaddis9207 1:02:43 didnt get as many laughs as it should have
Very Underrated joke, I was in tears 😭
Why was kev picking his scalp?
@@anthonyevans9223 too many units and unit glue, possibly lol
Pat look like a dazed and confused Willow Smith
😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭💀
Cold 😂😂😂
Not dazed and confused 😭😭
😂😂😂😂
55:21 “You ain’t listening to him on that. You ain’t listening to him on marriage.” 😩😩😩
Old people are just humans reverting back into children lol.
Once a man twice a child
ikr. diapers & whatnot
Lol kev ass scary he said I dont cross the 101 or the 405 🤣🤣🤣 that's the real LA that mean yu only be in Glendale and Hollywood lmao
That Benjamin Button
*Stinkier
Can you guys bless us with 2 hours of this podcast every now and then? lol this podcast really helps on Mondays
💯💯💯
Deadass, I be SEARCHING lol 😆
Naw but fr 😭😭😭
Yea Yup .... but NahFR 💪🏾😤💯
Ong
Kev was at his “interruption kev” best one this one. 😂😂
... painful.
So frustrating
Just fyi: canned veggies are cooked. Canned chickpeas are cooked. Its part of the canning process.
Yea I was thinking the same thing. Like just because you yourself didn’t cook it, don’t mean it’s not cooked lol.
So basically when you take it out the can you're not cooking it, just heating it up?
@@tae2x866 yep.
Raw (pre soaked) beans are kind of inedible/have toxins in them.
@@dogdonut3 oh ok I didn't know that, learn something new everyday 😂
@@tae2x866 Welcome! 😊
pat don’t even not know anything, he just asks questions that most people just brush past in their head
"The purse is still gon be dry."
-Pat
I've never seen someone be so confidently wrong like pat is when he thinks he's right
@@benjen8802 😭😭😭 did you forget about Do Boy on this channel
It's disturbing how much he doesn't know. But in his area of expertise, he's a genius!
@@JOmega2007 what's his area of expertise?
I feel like once you hit a certain age, the old people sayings just come to you. Similar to when mother’s get this 6th sense when their kid is doing something wrong in a whole different room.
Patrick screamed " ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh " with the temple touches and i instantly felt pain in that video.... *shivers*
🤘🏾🥰just had my 1st baby and y'all helped me before, during and after pregnancy , REAL TALK!! I can't wait to go to all the shows when the world opens🙏🏾💯 proud supporter of all y'all‼️🥂
I’m so happy for you. May you and your child continue to be healthy.
Congratulations 👶🏽💛
Congratulations!
Same!!! They got me through pregnancy and birth during a global pandemic. Congrats to you! ❤️
Congratulations! You are strong!
I’ve never heard “unhoused” but I’ve heard “displaced”.
Tahir look like the bully in a movie.
He does 😂😂😂😂
A 1950’s Bully...Levi’s with the Big Cuffs
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
What made this comment so perfect was the fact that my video was paused at 6:27 and the face he's making makes this comment accurate 😂😂😂😂
the fact megs first ideas of "for real" professions are athlete and entertainers is the issue not the fact of the immigrant mentality
Tahir look like Sinbad pledges Kappa
Just quickly, the unhoused vs homeless thing is a refocusing of who is making them houseless. Homeless implies it's their fault and doesn't acknowledge that our cities and governments really don't like the houseless and would rather spend millions of dollars to keep them off property rather than just providing housing
Also housing insecure which aims to include people who may be couch hopping.
thank you
That whole immigrant hustle mentality section was incredibly ignorant and tone deaf as a mug! Why do people constantly act like Black Americans just sat on our thumbs for 400 years like who in the hell do you think made it possible and cultivated this land for these very same immigrants to come over and “hustle” ? Santa clause? Schools, Banks, etc disproportionately favor foreigners over AA’s bc of ignorant stereotypes like this. 🤦🏾♀️
Idk people just say anything to try and sound smart
Thank you. That's why I don't be supporting these shows like that because too many dumb ppl.
Did they specifically say black Americans?
@@CharliEdwards to answer you no, they did not. But it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know who they were alluding to in contrast of them and according to the comments I wasn’t the only one who caught that so let’s not play semantics here. Don’t get me wrong I like the show, but I’ve gotta call bull when I see it. ✌️
It goes to show that we don’t see enough TRUTH in our day to day, there’s a systemic element to all of it. The system is not broken, it’s working in the background. Smh 🤦🏾♀️
Shout out to anyone who remembers that Tanedra (our guest) won her season of the vh1 reality show scream queens which got her in a role of a Saw movie. Also, she survived that movie and popped up in the final chapter. I loved her being pissed that she dismembered herself to live and she's just like, what the fuck am I supposed to learn from this?
I knew she looked familiar!!
I thought she looked familiar!! I saw her in saw lol
Good lookin on that info cuz I swear it’s been KILLING ME trying to figure out where I knew her from lol
I use a power wheelchair and kids say/ask the most hilarious things about it. One time this little country kid that was around 5 asked me "Do that thang take quarters?" 🤣
"a hit dog will holler" is my favorite old people saying 🤣
Can we just keep it real it has less to do with immigrant mentality in more to do with systemic racism
i watch these everyday of the week til the next one comes out lmao
same
Same. And I watch all the quarantine games over and over
There's other content just saying, love em too but Dormtainment is good too, there are hella black content creators beside the cringy kids lofl
@@BigGoated man I showed a episode of Roast Me to my white homie and he called them corny lol. Made me feel some type of way
@@justinjones143 "It's for black people, anyway!" *Kev voice*
Being vegan didnt get rid of gas, just made them not smell as bad lol
Kinda got scared when Tahir started the blue chew ad and said, “let me show y’all something” 😂
Tahir shows his art 🖼 🌭
Painting title: Half Eaten by 12
😂😂😂😂
LMAOOO
They're not homeless They're "Residentially Challenged"
😂😂😂😂
LMBO! Ridiculous.
I know many homeless people. You know what they call themselves? HOMELESS.
😄😄😄😄😄
I been residentially challenged and I also referred to it as homeless. If you sleep in a car, on a couch in a house you have no legal ties to, you homeless my guy lol
My mama used to say "You don't think shit stink til ya smell it!" 😂😂😂
My grandma would say "that boy so dumb he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag" lol.
“Wait😳 what does that mean..”Head-Meat!?!?””🤣🤣🤣❤️
Pats absence of knowledge makes me laugh every time
“Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon “ -teddy ray
Is a saying in my household
Y’all are legit siblings 😩😂😂😂 KevOnStage going to give Pat nightmares tahir telling Meg to shut up
I miss Ty, i like her perspective on everything. She is a fan favorite
💯
Facts, but I miss Do Boy more.
Ty is cool but I enjoy a rotation of guests more. Also Doboy is surely missed
@@JordanBotello what happen to doboy?
@@JReaves5421 what happen to Doboy?
@1:04:00 Thank you for saying what everyone doesn't get from the other side. Not everyone is meant to be a boss! You have to have workers out here too.
Kev lowkey just scarred Pat for life.
Oh shoot. I probably missed it. Which part?
@@909News go to 53:09
@@anniem.670 Omg I was covering my ass hairs aswell. Hellnaw that's crazy
I wanna see the video lol
@@909News 😂😂😂😂
Although we aren’t sure who she is, I LOVE her ! Her energy is a lot better than previous folks. 😍😍 keep her
Tanedra Howard. She won the competition "Scream Queens" and she's in Saw 6 and 7. She's also in a few other things.
Love her energy
Sweet baby ray Charles 😂😂😂😂😂
Tahir looking like Bleeding gum murphy from the simpsons
I died laughing after i looked that up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
why he look like 4 diff Simpsons characters tho lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HE LOOK LIKE Chief Qembie‼️‼️
I would eat microwavable food forever
Meg be like : What if the power goes out
Me: F u meg u always mess up my choice 😂😂😂😂
my grandma commented on a facebook video of them dancing “nice video but, clean your house up”😭😭😭 MY GRANDMA DID NOT CARE. god i miss her
Meg is off with the “ immigrant mentality” we did a whole study in African Studies about that myth but go off
She think she knows everything lol
That’s her Korean side speaking, which she clearly identifies with more.
Nah, she need to shut up 😭😭
My grandma always tells me “don’t take no wooden nickel! ” meaning don’t take no bs from no one 💯
Pat Over There Traumatized And The Rest Of Them Just Casually Talking. Lmfao! #HeadMeat
9:15
Kev sits on raw toilets in hotels so I *KNOW* he ate that dirty street toast!🤣🤣🤣
This is the saying we're going to pass on: get that head, get the bread, then leave
Period lol
They formally introduced the new guest 11 seconds before it ended 😩 and they talked over her throughout the podcast. 😫
BLESS HER for handling it like the Queen she is! 👸🏾👑
The Elder statements are for sure amazing, you’d have to think about them for a minute. My Aunt said the “dry purse” one to a family member and at 14, I got it and laughed hysterically. My Grandmother married an older man and she taught me “Better to be an old man’s darling, than a young man’s fool”. Now I’m married to an old man, absolute facts! 😂😂😂
I found a video online of how to get tomato sauce stains out of containers! You put warm water, a few drops of dish soap and rip up a paper towel in the soap water, add the lid and shake it up! Thank me later lol! Great episode off topic a-lot but I love it
Yessss new episode of, you ugly, meg still not married, hey tom, what patrick doesn't know lololol.
The way Kev was shaking his head when Tahir was explaining the type of bus he was talking about got me thinking he bout to get a tour bus next
Meg said is your paintings of hot dogs? 😂😂😂
That's why Jay-z and Beyonce are in the fine art game.....slick.
Swizz and Alicia too, heavy.
Meg’s comments about “immigrant mentality “ was quite tone deaf and disappointing. But then I remembered that when you have one Black parent who chose to procreate/marry someone who isn’t Black, their level of pride in being Black is probably lacking. Therefore, the ignorance is understandable but still disappointing and frightening considering how many biracial children exist and are not getting a full picture of Black culture and pride because their Black parent doesn’t even have it. Yes, many immigrants come here and work very hard but keeping Blacks from owning businesses is systemic and quite intentional. Nevertheless, love the show!
Meg's statement regarding immigrants working harder than foundational black americans was very misinformed and ignorant..
YUP , that’s our saying
“Always go wear the money reside”
Pat reacting to the monkey video is HIlarious
get Trevor Wallace on the squadd cast
Just watched the “Hey Tom” compilation i cried from beginning to end 😂😂
Kev tried to talk about how it was harder for black people to won businesses and Meg talks about immigrant mentality ??? Lots of black people worked super hard and still couldn't own a business because of renting a space and getting a loan...
💯 She definitely bought into the myth of Black people are lazy🤦🏾♂️
She tried to sound so smart lol
Meg didn’t have to do Tahir like that !!!!! Not the hotdogs 😂😂😂
My two year old called her brothers (4 yr) man parts a ponytail.... Kids are def funnier
When I was little I thought my little brother had a herniated navel I was 4 what did I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aye man Tahir and pats face when kev said don’t say homeless no more💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
Best way to get Monday’s started. Thank y’all!!
I take a drink a Beer everytime kev interrupts someone, everytime pat makes a joke, every time tahir messes up a word, and every time meg judges some one hah
I love y'all so much I forgot y'all had topics until 25 min in lol. I appreciate when y'all veer off topic
Pat appreciates his scalp so much right now. He can't stop touching his hair. 😂😂😂
The joy I got when she said she’s from Shreveport 😭
“Go where the money resides”
Yes, sis 👏🏾
black pudding is a big cultural dish/snack in Guyana and lots of the Caribbean too.
Seriously? Are you sure its not black cake?
Yes, so many cultures around the world have a blood pudding or blood sausage. It's a no for me though.
A MUSTARD PIECE?!!!??!!!😂😂😂😂NOOOOO TAHIR😂😂
The world is getting too sensitive, how is homeless is a derogatory term now?
Everybody these days want to redefine and rename terms and meanings from the past. It's just an endless cycle. I almost feel like other groups saw how black people redefined ourselves over time and thought, I want to get in on that.
@@popculturewatch8689 why is that the case why cant homeless people be actually offended by the word homeless.
@@popculturewatch8689 that's literally what life is. Things constantly change and evolve. Older generations don't bother understanding and get upset until they die. Rinse and repeat
Pat be soooo interested in everything I always wonder was he this fascinated as a kid about learning new things lol
😂Pat had a breakdown after Kev sent him that video from
@54:04 all the way to @57:15
And lol they all just kept talking.
I was like "Awwwwww, poor Pat!!!" ☁️😧😦😮😯😲😬😳😩😫😱
Kev will ask somebody a question, then cut em off mid answer😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣"the adidas pie eating team"....nice shirt kev
When Meg said the oceans smells good I think about when tony calls Meg musty 😂😂
My grandmother would always say, hold your potatoes until I peel mine (which means to hold on, stop going to fast, wait on me). And to this day I always say this phrase! Lol
Bruh Kev annihilates Meg everytime on the marriage joke
Eating raw is genuinely expensive. Not everyone can easily access “raw” foods and microwaved foods these days are actually pretty good depending where you shop
My momma used to send us to look for something. She’d come in and find it immediately and go “If it was a snake it would have bit yah!”
Folks that tune in to zooming are already familiar with Tanedra
29:01 Kev and pat in sync. “A natural tramp?”😭😭
27:01 Kevin picking his scalp 😂
Everytime the sponsor commercial parts of the video comes up I always go to skip it and then realize that it's not a youtube ad, it's Tahir making money moves so I just let it play
Word of the day: “National Geographic Crip”
PREACH 1:08:00 ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Thank you!!! I’m so tired of people claiming that social media is taking away their “Freedom of speach”. 🤦🏾♀️
Meg STOP! We do have "that kind of hustle" we are not given what immigrants get to start a business, so that we (FOUNDATIONAL BLACK AMERICANS) can have generational wealth. 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
Exactly!
Facts. No one has outworked fba's.
I couldn’t believe she regurgitated the same racist rhetoric republicans be saying.
you know alot of them dont be havin any knowledge and are brainwashed.
Meg identifies with her Korean side. Meg is basically a biracial Korean.
Meg always going hard for Veganism and she’s eating regular regular