It's bizarre because it seems like they are trying simulate a military bootcamp when most of these men look young enough to actually join the military. Why not just join the military and get paid to do all of this? (I'm not a recruiter or a member btw just a logical citizen.) Edit: just got to the point where Jordan said that lol
@@spOOkytimes at least there's some respect you get from going to the military. if you go to an alpha male bootcamp, everyone's gonna think you're a fucking loser.
Jordan saying this is what his hypermania feels like made me realize this whole thing is for men who want to experience neurodivergent burnout. Give me an important task where the deadline is tomorrow and I'll be an alpha male in less than five hours.
I suppose then college makes us all alpha males - stressed at every minor thing exacerbated by impending deadlines, where even normal things are overstimulating, and as such makes us snippy to everyone else and so we vie for first for some reason?
This feels like military theater, but here theater means that they are acting out being in the military as opposed to specific regions in larger-scale war.
@@JamesFrank32185 could just be that these type of guys and fascists both reached for the same symbols because of the underlying similarities in their idealogies.
Fun fact: Steve Eckert, the angry bald guy, did one enlistment in the Marines as an aircraft mechanic and left in 2001, and never re-enlisted after 9/11. Now he cosplays as a drill instructor over 20 years later
The way they almost worship this ideal of masculinity and treat everything like it's a fight to the death does line up with fascist rhetoric unfortunately well
Tempted to open my own alpha male bootcamp. Sure, I'm 5'6" and like 105lbs, and also a trans man, but shit, if people will pay for this, I'm sure there's somebody desperate enough to take it from me!!
Alpha males would also never let themselves be led around and would improve by themselves. This just makes being an alpha male sound even less worth it.
The AoT song about carrying their dad gets even funnier when you know that most of the major characters have daddy issues if their fathers aren't just straight up dead.
I have family who's been in the navy, and the general consensus of bootcamp is that the meanness and shouting is to A) teach discipline, and B) keep you out of your head. it's not "i own your soul" ranting, it's back and fourth banter to keep you present. you can't zone out if you're trying to deal with an argument. And obviously the military sucks ass and I don't support it, But the misunderstanding of what it is, and what bootcamp is, really just shows that these people truly don't understand it At All. especially because that drill sergeant bit drops the second you pass basic. once you're In, you're in. my dad's friends with his old drill sergeants.
I love the idea of one of these stupid bootcamps AGGRESSIVELY getting men to embrace their feelings and pursue therapy. "You know damn well you've been feeling low again, Chuck! You get on your phone and call Dr. Schwartz RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"
This has to be a degradation kink thing cos you could just join a trail crew or work a season on a farm to actually have a physically grueling experience, plus you’d actually gain some skills and get paid. I’m not even a dude and being a farm hand/being on a trail crew made me feel very masculine. This is just paying 10 grand to have buff dudes yell at you. Get a dom for that geez
I'm guessing these dudes are white-collar professionals if they can afford this crap - probably middle management or aspiring CEOs. If they want to feel more manly, why don't they learn a blue-collar skill like plumbing or join a CrossFit gym? Also, how the hell did they convince their wives to approve this stupid $10K expenditure?
Jacob is the male voice, he's the one who does set up for the podcast, pulls things up for the boys to look at, etc. The female voice is Anastasia, she's like their producer iirc, and is only in the podcast sometimes. Both of them are cool as hell.
@@ocarinadude762 omg thank you, I hadn't kept up with the podcast until recently only to pop in and have 2 disembodied voices chime in without knowing why they were there. It probably would require extra set up but I'd love to have a picture or some kind of avatar pop up whenever Jacob and Anastasia speak.
Alpha camps are a bunch of bros trying to replicate BUDs, Ranger school etc,. Men pay for this so they can play act like they could be special ops, but without commiting the war crimes. It is pathetic.
If anyone would like a full breakdown of this program from an veteran perspective go watch angry cops talk about this. The dudes who run this program are so pathetic and cringey 😂 its a wanna be program made by a veteran who was too cowardly to rejoin his troops after 9/11 and thinks ge is hot shit and has some kind of wisdom to share. Its a stupid program and does NOT simulate actual military practices
Joining the actual military would pay them to do all this and they would get benefits that would give the option for counseling. Not here to promote the military but... like... what is this shit? Edit: just got to the point where Jordan said that lol
@@spOOkytimesthe problem is you have to qualify for the military. A low bar, but not one low enough that someone who has a predisposition to spending $18,000 on a three day daddy dom session can reach.
1:00 “Earned it? I paid!” That really cracked me up. 😂😂
4:18 is just the alpha male equivalent of "so you agree? you think you're really pretty?"
I feel bad for the guys who genuinely feel like they needed this to consider themselves men.
Toxic masculinity is a trip
It's bizarre because it seems like they are trying simulate a military bootcamp when most of these men look young enough to actually join the military. Why not just join the military and get paid to do all of this? (I'm not a recruiter or a member btw just a logical citizen.)
Edit: just got to the point where Jordan said that lol
the more toxic the masculinity, the more fragile the ego.
@@spOOkytimes at least there's some respect you get from going to the military. if you go to an alpha male bootcamp, everyone's gonna think you're a fucking loser.
@@spOOkytimes well the military is WOKE because.... WOMEN or something
Those dudes probably can't afford their rent when they got back home 😂😂😂😂
The real challenge all along. Alphas NEVER get scammed!!!1!! 😤🤣
But they will be so prepared for life after this.
@@chilibeer3912i don't think they'll be prepared to live on the street after this tbh
"i guess ill have to skip dinner again to pay the bills, but at least now im a SAVAGE nice guy"
this is seriously like findom for incels
dude's a second away from calling them paypigs
I agree but I think these are redpill dudes not incels (they are actually pretty different, they're just both misogynistic in different ways)
Anastasia chiming in randomly for the first time always feels like an auditory jump scare to me.
I lost my shit at the AoT song. "Carrying my little daddy"
the whispering part made me imagine a beta male boot camp where they whisper instead of yell
Excuse you, that's sigma boot camp
If they were sigmas they wouldn’t even need a bootcamp because I thought sigmas “are successful outside of the alpha-beta hierarchy without trying”.
Jordan saying this is what his hypermania feels like made me realize this whole thing is for men who want to experience neurodivergent burnout. Give me an important task where the deadline is tomorrow and I'll be an alpha male in less than five hours.
damn, i got a project due tomorrow??? alpha male mode **ACTIVATED**
I suppose then college makes us all alpha males - stressed at every minor thing exacerbated by impending deadlines, where even normal things are overstimulating, and as such makes us snippy to everyone else and so we vie for first for some reason?
This feels like military theater, but here theater means that they are acting out being in the military as opposed to specific regions in larger-scale war.
This is the thing I don't understand like you can just join the reserves if you really need this
how is somebody supposed to KILL negative self-talk when there is someone yelling negative talk in front of them
Just say you wanna have a big strong man shout at you 😂
DEADASSSSS this is just a very specific male dom service for guys who don’t want to admit to themselves they have a degradation k!nk
Or in this case softly shit-talk you and call you bubba😅
“Do you guys like me? 🥺” HAHAHA you guys kill me
9:47 Those are fasces, not axes. VERY suspect that they'd use fascist symbols.
Honestly they just look like "viking style axes" which makes sense for the hyper masculinity bullshit they're spewing
Alot of viking imagery is used by nazis
Probably also referencing the bloated idea of "manly" ancient Rome, since that's where they come from 😂
@@JamesFrank32185 could just be that these type of guys and fascists both reached for the same symbols because of the underlying similarities in their idealogies.
@@JhericFury it's the idea of hypermasculinity and all that that draws these types of insecure men
Immigrant to American to Entrepreneur is like Kazuya from Tekken saying he´s formerly Japanese
Bro watched Full Metal Jacket one time and thinks he can be Gurney Sergeant Hartman. Insane!
Fun fact: Steve Eckert, the angry bald guy, did one enlistment in the Marines as an aircraft mechanic and left in 2001, and never re-enlisted after 9/11. Now he cosplays as a drill instructor over 20 years later
9:36 a skull with fascia-handled axes underneath oh no… 😬
The way they almost worship this ideal of masculinity and treat everything like it's a fight to the death does line up with fascist rhetoric unfortunately well
This is like military boot camp without literally anything in return. At least you can join the military for free!
The thing about the "your soul is mine" bit is that shang tsung from mortal kombat would scam people by charging 10k to torture them
8:50 alpha male bootcamp asmr
Tempted to open my own alpha male bootcamp. Sure, I'm 5'6" and like 105lbs, and also a trans man, but shit, if people will pay for this, I'm sure there's somebody desperate enough to take it from me!!
I am that desperate somebody
No one sees the irony that an alpha male would never need a boot camp because they're born not made? 😂😂😂😂😂
Alpha males would also never let themselves be led around and would improve by themselves. This just makes being an alpha male sound even less worth it.
raphael after he gives you the orphic hammer in bg3 1:21
I see you trying to get Jarvis and Jordan to laugh, respect.
@@ocarinadude762 LOL it’s only fair after all the laughs they’ve given me over the years 🫡
lmaooo real
Father and son could have just gone out for a movie, then hot wings after
I'm gonna use the squirrel line in my day to day. I'll be back to let yall know how it goes. 😂
Commenting in hopes of finding my way back once you post the results
“All squirrels have a job but they don’t all drive” 😅😅
my ears cannot understand jack shit that man was yelling. he used intimidation. it was ineffective.
How do they know that nice guys are not great husbands ? 😂😂😂
The AoT song about carrying their dad gets even funnier when you know that most of the major characters have daddy issues if their fathers aren't just straight up dead.
I have family who's been in the navy, and the general consensus of bootcamp is that the meanness and shouting is to A) teach discipline, and B) keep you out of your head. it's not "i own your soul" ranting, it's back and fourth banter to keep you present. you can't zone out if you're trying to deal with an argument. And obviously the military sucks ass and I don't support it, But the misunderstanding of what it is, and what bootcamp is, really just shows that these people truly don't understand it At All. especially because that drill sergeant bit drops the second you pass basic. once you're In, you're in. my dad's friends with his old drill sergeants.
“After all the sleep that I did not have” lmao
i think jordan looks very pretty here
the attack on titan theme bit fucking took me out oh my god
HELP I’m literally wearing an Attack on Titan shirt today and have had the song stuck in my head ALL DAY so that was too fuckin weirdddd
First time watching this video and I am coincidentally also wearing one
I love the idea of one of these stupid bootcamps AGGRESSIVELY getting men to embrace their feelings and pursue therapy.
"You know damn well you've been feeling low again, Chuck! You get on your phone and call Dr. Schwartz RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"
They are grifters preying on broken men 😢 smh lol
its an industry now, make up a problem and sell the solution
This has to be a degradation kink thing cos you could just join a trail crew or work a season on a farm to actually have a physically grueling experience, plus you’d actually gain some skills and get paid. I’m not even a dude and being a farm hand/being on a trail crew made me feel very masculine. This is just paying 10 grand to have buff dudes yell at you. Get a dom for that geez
No fr. Like. They REALLY need wildland firefighters!! You can do this! For free!! In fact- THEY WILL PAY YOU it's crazy I know.
I'm guessing these dudes are white-collar professionals if they can afford this crap - probably middle management or aspiring CEOs. If they want to feel more manly, why don't they learn a blue-collar skill like plumbing or join a CrossFit gym? Also, how the hell did they convince their wives to approve this stupid $10K expenditure?
"Astarion isnt a vampire just sleep deprived" is so funny
why do they sing chocolate rain at the end? 😭
Nothing says alpha male like a 55 year old dude hopped up on TRT and stuttering his words as his badly rehearsed intimidation speech goes south.
And then he threatens to steal your soul like a Lich or a Wizard or a necromancer or something. It is spooky, but not that scary.
Jarvis shouting about how he's gonna be such a bad boy broke me. So now I guess I owe these boyz $10k?
I needed this laugh 2:17 😅😅😅😅
FEEL TEAM SIX
They all took Fight Club way too literally
What are they talking about "G-cal?" I feel like im missing something haha
Google calendar (for the appointment)
This makes me sad for these young guys.
“this is what half elves should do” LMFAOO
First time watching this video and coincidentally I'm wearing an AoT shirt😅
That's a lot of beta male activity coming from a so called alpha male boot camp
does anybody know the name of the person behind the camera? i looked it up but i can't find the crew credited anywhere
Jacob is the male voice, he's the one who does set up for the podcast, pulls things up for the boys to look at, etc. The female voice is Anastasia, she's like their producer iirc, and is only in the podcast sometimes. Both of them are cool as hell.
@@ocarinadude762 omg thank you, I hadn't kept up with the podcast until recently only to pop in and have 2 disembodied voices chime in without knowing why they were there.
It probably would require extra set up but I'd love to have a picture or some kind of avatar pop up whenever Jacob and Anastasia speak.
Need to make a survival horror based on these alpha boot camps
1:20 me when i listen to aphex twin come to daddy one too many times
Astarion mentioned! 😍
FETCH MEEEE THEIR SOOOLESSSS!
if off camera people are gonna be talking that much they need to be on camera
Speaking of wrestling, did they steal MDK from Nick Gage???
Alpha camps are a bunch of bros trying to replicate BUDs, Ranger school etc,. Men pay for this so they can play act like they could be special ops, but without commiting the war crimes. It is pathetic.
If anyone would like a full breakdown of this program from an veteran perspective go watch angry cops talk about this. The dudes who run this program are so pathetic and cringey 😂 its a wanna be program made by a veteran who was too cowardly to rejoin his troops after 9/11 and thinks ge is hot shit and has some kind of wisdom to share. Its a stupid program and does NOT simulate actual military practices
LOL first?
Looks like it! First by a mile haha
@@ArtistFormallyKnownasMCIt's a rare move on my part. It was confusing.
Wouldn't getting a dominatrix be way cheaper? 🩷
If a woman tells them all that then it makes it gayer apparently
Joining the actual military would pay them to do all this and they would get benefits that would give the option for counseling. Not here to promote the military but... like... what is this shit?
Edit: just got to the point where Jordan said that lol
@@spOOkytimesthe problem is you have to qualify for the military. A low bar, but not one low enough that someone who has a predisposition to spending $18,000 on a three day daddy dom session can reach.
@@rachelblake2350unless they have some hidden disability or condition a lot of them look like they could qualify for bootcamp AT LEAST.
@@rachelblake2350as long as they don't have a criminal record they'd be ok