Alpha Male Bootcamp

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  • @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC
    @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +493

    1:00 “Earned it? I paid!” That really cracked me up. 😂😂

  • @garfieldbrooks
    @garfieldbrooks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +395

    4:18 is just the alpha male equivalent of "so you agree? you think you're really pretty?"

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +537

    I feel bad for the guys who genuinely feel like they needed this to consider themselves men.

    • @dancoroian1
      @dancoroian1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Toxic masculinity is a trip

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      It's bizarre because it seems like they are trying simulate a military bootcamp when most of these men look young enough to actually join the military. Why not just join the military and get paid to do all of this? (I'm not a recruiter or a member btw just a logical citizen.)
      Edit: just got to the point where Jordan said that lol

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      the more toxic the masculinity, the more fragile the ego.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@spOOkytimes at least there's some respect you get from going to the military. if you go to an alpha male bootcamp, everyone's gonna think you're a fucking loser.

    • @TheGoop22
      @TheGoop22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spOOkytimes well the military is WOKE because.... WOMEN or something

  • @JerseyQuinn
    @JerseyQuinn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    Those dudes probably can't afford their rent when they got back home 😂😂😂😂

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The real challenge all along. Alphas NEVER get scammed!!!1!! 😤🤣

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But they will be so prepared for life after this.

    • @gghoulish-fun
      @gghoulish-fun 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@chilibeer3912i don't think they'll be prepared to live on the street after this tbh

    • @ScirioBirdLover
      @ScirioBirdLover 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      "i guess ill have to skip dinner again to pay the bills, but at least now im a SAVAGE nice guy"

  • @TheRaymanFan
    @TheRaymanFan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    this is seriously like findom for incels
    dude's a second away from calling them paypigs

    • @newcamomile
      @newcamomile 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I agree but I think these are redpill dudes not incels (they are actually pretty different, they're just both misogynistic in different ways)

  • @lunavvitch
    @lunavvitch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Anastasia chiming in randomly for the first time always feels like an auditory jump scare to me.

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    I lost my shit at the AoT song. "Carrying my little daddy"

  • @despres380
    @despres380 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    the whispering part made me imagine a beta male boot camp where they whisper instead of yell

    • @emisformaker
      @emisformaker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Excuse you, that's sigma boot camp

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If they were sigmas they wouldn’t even need a bootcamp because I thought sigmas “are successful outside of the alpha-beta hierarchy without trying”.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    Jordan saying this is what his hypermania feels like made me realize this whole thing is for men who want to experience neurodivergent burnout. Give me an important task where the deadline is tomorrow and I'll be an alpha male in less than five hours.

    • @ziggehzigzig1238
      @ziggehzigzig1238 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      damn, i got a project due tomorrow??? alpha male mode **ACTIVATED**

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I suppose then college makes us all alpha males - stressed at every minor thing exacerbated by impending deadlines, where even normal things are overstimulating, and as such makes us snippy to everyone else and so we vie for first for some reason?

  • @iantaakalla8180
    @iantaakalla8180 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    This feels like military theater, but here theater means that they are acting out being in the military as opposed to specific regions in larger-scale war.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is the thing I don't understand like you can just join the reserves if you really need this

  • @creature-materialiser
    @creature-materialiser 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    how is somebody supposed to KILL negative self-talk when there is someone yelling negative talk in front of them

  • @sabrathomas-gray4628
    @sabrathomas-gray4628 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    Just say you wanna have a big strong man shout at you 😂

    • @Taradoxxi
      @Taradoxxi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      DEADASSSSS this is just a very specific male dom service for guys who don’t want to admit to themselves they have a degradation k!nk

    • @SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM
      @SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Or in this case softly shit-talk you and call you bubba😅

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “Do you guys like me? 🥺” HAHAHA you guys kill me

  • @MrGoldfish8
    @MrGoldfish8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    9:47 Those are fasces, not axes. VERY suspect that they'd use fascist symbols.

    • @JamesFrank32185
      @JamesFrank32185 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Honestly they just look like "viking style axes" which makes sense for the hyper masculinity bullshit they're spewing

    • @beckyginger3432
      @beckyginger3432 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Alot of viking imagery is used by nazis

    • @laurend1307
      @laurend1307 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Probably also referencing the bloated idea of "manly" ancient Rome, since that's where they come from 😂

    • @JhericFury
      @JhericFury 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@JamesFrank32185 could just be that these type of guys and fascists both reached for the same symbols because of the underlying similarities in their idealogies.

    • @JamesFrank32185
      @JamesFrank32185 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@JhericFury it's the idea of hypermasculinity and all that that draws these types of insecure men

  • @Negol-ele
    @Negol-ele 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Immigrant to American to Entrepreneur is like Kazuya from Tekken saying he´s formerly Japanese

  • @thetoongrump9801
    @thetoongrump9801 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Bro watched Full Metal Jacket one time and thinks he can be Gurney Sergeant Hartman. Insane!

    • @mattwong5403
      @mattwong5403 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fun fact: Steve Eckert, the angry bald guy, did one enlistment in the Marines as an aircraft mechanic and left in 2001, and never re-enlisted after 9/11. Now he cosplays as a drill instructor over 20 years later

  • @Ben-kv7wr
    @Ben-kv7wr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    9:36 a skull with fascia-handled axes underneath oh no… 😬

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The way they almost worship this ideal of masculinity and treat everything like it's a fight to the death does line up with fascist rhetoric unfortunately well

  • @ghost-of-ohio
    @ghost-of-ohio 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This is like military boot camp without literally anything in return. At least you can join the military for free!

  • @luce9988
    @luce9988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The thing about the "your soul is mine" bit is that shang tsung from mortal kombat would scam people by charging 10k to torture them

  • @wallie4734
    @wallie4734 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    8:50 alpha male bootcamp asmr

  • @mellow_mallow
    @mellow_mallow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Tempted to open my own alpha male bootcamp. Sure, I'm 5'6" and like 105lbs, and also a trans man, but shit, if people will pay for this, I'm sure there's somebody desperate enough to take it from me!!

    • @Vinthateshandles
      @Vinthateshandles 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am that desperate somebody

  • @brianp3570
    @brianp3570 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    No one sees the irony that an alpha male would never need a boot camp because they're born not made? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Alpha males would also never let themselves be led around and would improve by themselves. This just makes being an alpha male sound even less worth it.

  • @lizzygreene5928
    @lizzygreene5928 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    raphael after he gives you the orphic hammer in bg3 1:21

    • @ocarinadude762
      @ocarinadude762 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I see you trying to get Jarvis and Jordan to laugh, respect.

    • @lizzygreene5928
      @lizzygreene5928 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ocarinadude762 LOL it’s only fair after all the laughs they’ve given me over the years 🫡

    • @salems_lot
      @salems_lot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lmaooo real

  • @paulnmorales
    @paulnmorales 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Father and son could have just gone out for a movie, then hot wings after

  • @itsasecret5540
    @itsasecret5540 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I'm gonna use the squirrel line in my day to day. I'll be back to let yall know how it goes. 😂

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Commenting in hopes of finding my way back once you post the results

  • @AmyAberrant
    @AmyAberrant 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “All squirrels have a job but they don’t all drive” 😅😅

  • @nothatingjustanxiety
    @nothatingjustanxiety 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    my ears cannot understand jack shit that man was yelling. he used intimidation. it was ineffective.

  • @b.lessing
    @b.lessing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    How do they know that nice guys are not great husbands ? 😂😂😂

  • @2-d_in_a_bag
    @2-d_in_a_bag 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The AoT song about carrying their dad gets even funnier when you know that most of the major characters have daddy issues if their fathers aren't just straight up dead.

  • @AlexOBrienConanIIIEsquire
    @AlexOBrienConanIIIEsquire หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have family who's been in the navy, and the general consensus of bootcamp is that the meanness and shouting is to A) teach discipline, and B) keep you out of your head. it's not "i own your soul" ranting, it's back and fourth banter to keep you present. you can't zone out if you're trying to deal with an argument. And obviously the military sucks ass and I don't support it, But the misunderstanding of what it is, and what bootcamp is, really just shows that these people truly don't understand it At All. especially because that drill sergeant bit drops the second you pass basic. once you're In, you're in. my dad's friends with his old drill sergeants.

  • @AmyAberrant
    @AmyAberrant 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “After all the sleep that I did not have” lmao

  • @oktrythisone
    @oktrythisone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i think jordan looks very pretty here

  • @abbysummers6674
    @abbysummers6674 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    the attack on titan theme bit fucking took me out oh my god

  • @reykaye6096
    @reykaye6096 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    HELP I’m literally wearing an Attack on Titan shirt today and have had the song stuck in my head ALL DAY so that was too fuckin weirdddd

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      First time watching this video and I am coincidentally also wearing one

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love the idea of one of these stupid bootcamps AGGRESSIVELY getting men to embrace their feelings and pursue therapy.
    "You know damn well you've been feeling low again, Chuck! You get on your phone and call Dr. Schwartz RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

  • @tomcoop9750
    @tomcoop9750 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    They are grifters preying on broken men 😢 smh lol

    • @SPACEDOUT19
      @SPACEDOUT19 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      its an industry now, make up a problem and sell the solution

  • @keahiw
    @keahiw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This has to be a degradation kink thing cos you could just join a trail crew or work a season on a farm to actually have a physically grueling experience, plus you’d actually gain some skills and get paid. I’m not even a dude and being a farm hand/being on a trail crew made me feel very masculine. This is just paying 10 grand to have buff dudes yell at you. Get a dom for that geez

    • @justayeet5905
      @justayeet5905 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No fr. Like. They REALLY need wildland firefighters!! You can do this! For free!! In fact- THEY WILL PAY YOU it's crazy I know.

    • @christiesanchez4013
      @christiesanchez4013 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm guessing these dudes are white-collar professionals if they can afford this crap - probably middle management or aspiring CEOs. If they want to feel more manly, why don't they learn a blue-collar skill like plumbing or join a CrossFit gym? Also, how the hell did they convince their wives to approve this stupid $10K expenditure?

  • @bubblegumcrab
    @bubblegumcrab 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Astarion isnt a vampire just sleep deprived" is so funny

  • @auroralong5437
    @auroralong5437 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    why do they sing chocolate rain at the end? 😭

  • @danimalplanet2087
    @danimalplanet2087 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nothing says alpha male like a 55 year old dude hopped up on TRT and stuttering his words as his badly rehearsed intimidation speech goes south.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And then he threatens to steal your soul like a Lich or a Wizard or a necromancer or something. It is spooky, but not that scary.

  • @emisformaker
    @emisformaker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jarvis shouting about how he's gonna be such a bad boy broke me. So now I guess I owe these boyz $10k?

  • @Trae_The_Arrogant
    @Trae_The_Arrogant 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I needed this laugh 2:17 😅😅😅😅

  • @spork8655
    @spork8655 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    FEEL TEAM SIX

  • @TheJelliphish
    @TheJelliphish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They all took Fight Club way too literally

  • @charlieaust2930
    @charlieaust2930 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What are they talking about "G-cal?" I feel like im missing something haha

    • @AAACEntertainment
      @AAACEntertainment 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Google calendar (for the appointment)

  • @valolafson6035
    @valolafson6035 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This makes me sad for these young guys.

  • @zoefinkelman
    @zoefinkelman หลายเดือนก่อน

    “this is what half elves should do” LMFAOO

  • @dromie5059
    @dromie5059 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First time watching this video and coincidentally I'm wearing an AoT shirt😅

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That's a lot of beta male activity coming from a so called alpha male boot camp

  • @maniclunar
    @maniclunar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    does anybody know the name of the person behind the camera? i looked it up but i can't find the crew credited anywhere

    • @ocarinadude762
      @ocarinadude762 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Jacob is the male voice, he's the one who does set up for the podcast, pulls things up for the boys to look at, etc. The female voice is Anastasia, she's like their producer iirc, and is only in the podcast sometimes. Both of them are cool as hell.

    • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
      @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@ocarinadude762 omg thank you, I hadn't kept up with the podcast until recently only to pop in and have 2 disembodied voices chime in without knowing why they were there.
      It probably would require extra set up but I'd love to have a picture or some kind of avatar pop up whenever Jacob and Anastasia speak.

  • @ona512
    @ona512 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Need to make a survival horror based on these alpha boot camps

  • @GremlinJohnny
    @GremlinJohnny 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:20 me when i listen to aphex twin come to daddy one too many times

  • @364Leinad
    @364Leinad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Astarion mentioned! 😍

  • @ronaldn6442
    @ronaldn6442 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    FETCH MEEEE THEIR SOOOLESSSS!

  • @rayhem
    @rayhem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    if off camera people are gonna be talking that much they need to be on camera

  • @rainydayjules
    @rainydayjules 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Speaking of wrestling, did they steal MDK from Nick Gage???

  • @ouhutra
    @ouhutra 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alpha camps are a bunch of bros trying to replicate BUDs, Ranger school etc,. Men pay for this so they can play act like they could be special ops, but without commiting the war crimes. It is pathetic.

  • @brooksbrooks6805
    @brooksbrooks6805 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If anyone would like a full breakdown of this program from an veteran perspective go watch angry cops talk about this. The dudes who run this program are so pathetic and cringey 😂 its a wanna be program made by a veteran who was too cowardly to rejoin his troops after 9/11 and thinks ge is hot shit and has some kind of wisdom to share. Its a stupid program and does NOT simulate actual military practices

  • @MCMLXXXIX1989
    @MCMLXXXIX1989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    LOL first?

    • @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC
      @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Looks like it! First by a mile haha

    • @MCMLXXXIX1989
      @MCMLXXXIX1989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@ArtistFormallyKnownasMCIt's a rare move on my part. It was confusing.

  • @sabrathomas-gray4628
    @sabrathomas-gray4628 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +672

    Wouldn't getting a dominatrix be way cheaper? 🩷

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If a woman tells them all that then it makes it gayer apparently

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Joining the actual military would pay them to do all this and they would get benefits that would give the option for counseling. Not here to promote the military but... like... what is this shit?
      Edit: just got to the point where Jordan said that lol

    • @rachelblake2350
      @rachelblake2350 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      ​@@spOOkytimesthe problem is you have to qualify for the military. A low bar, but not one low enough that someone who has a predisposition to spending $18,000 on a three day daddy dom session can reach.

    • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
      @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@rachelblake2350unless they have some hidden disability or condition a lot of them look like they could qualify for bootcamp AT LEAST.

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@rachelblake2350as long as they don't have a criminal record they'd be ok