@@fingees_YThalf slabs must at least be a subspecies They can’t be juveniles or else there’d be a slab for every block Unless it’s some sort of metamorphosis unique to some kind of block…
I can’t wait for a villager to go to an old village their family used to live in, find out that the villagers started breeding with the fishes and started to have fish/villager hybrids, then run away from said fish/villager hybrids only to find out they are a fish/villager hybrid.
@@fingees_YT the fish would carry the players babies and eventually burst out 100,000 eggs and this would spawn in 100,000 random players into your world and they would all follow the player around calling him dad asking for child support. but it would make the player faster
The fish evolution is some Lovecraftian horror stuff. Just the realization feeding some fish bread lead to those things that now terrorize villages and steal bread... Actually wait I hate villagers, now I love the fish people.
Ok I'm not even joking, I love the whole fish thing. The fact that you can breed them and they'll lay eggs that can hatch is already amazing, but what makes me fell in love even more is the fish mutants. Idk how but you made them look vanilla and cool and I'd love to see something like this in an official Minecraft update. Imagine finding those fish mutants in their underwater village. You can get a lot of new things from them such as new underwater plants and crops and blocks. But bread is the thing that they love the most, just like emerald is to villagers. And so to trade with them you need bread. They'd be a neutral mob, which means that they'd only attack you if you hit them first. They also would look different depending on the biome, just like villagers. Cod mutants in deep water, salmon mutants in cold water, tropical and pufferfish mutants in warm water. Dolphin is their ride, which can be your ride to by trading a special dolphin saddle with them. The tropical fish mutants can also spawn in a giant pool of water in a lush cave. What makes them different from their ocean brothers is that they're smaller and have tamed the axolotl. Ofc, since they're in a giant body of water in a lush cave that'd make them super rare.
@@Nelson916ywfish literally evolved into fish-lizard-human things due to being fed bread over generations of selective breeding,in which cause them to evolve from fish to lizard to a freaking dinosaur-looking fish people(the taste of a food item alien to a critter’s particular kind can change their evolutionary traits,I guess).
@@bigfennec well it's not like it's officially being added to minecraft, it's a mod, so, like any mod, we can pick and choose. besides, theres plenty of mods that add cosmetic stuff to the game, most blocks are useless, but if you are a builder, it's useful to you. for this, it'd be for someone who'd want a specific kind of wolf/dog, cosmetic yes, but cosmetic does not equal useless. to you, something useless could be ENTIRELY something someone else needs in their world.
This was beautiful. Now we need a sequel to this, where you can breed different species together to get something completely new! Why can't I have my mutated guardian armadillo pufferfish chicken hybrid?
2:10 I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life. I am keeling over and can't get up, there is snot and tears and drool oozing from my face, and my stomach hurts from laughing too damn hard. I type this in a fit of laughter. Help.
Please add industrial society and it's consequences: you know, Steve has to work 9 to 5, you can buy processed food snacks that have the flavour of literally any block ever, instead of witch huts there's Kaczinsky huts with a guy mailing you fertiliser.
1:50 That was part of a mod for a while alongside improved ghast and creeper animations. _Hated it then too._ I think you made them even longer. And, oh goody, you made it so they stretch when milked. _That's attention to detail no one asked for!_
When a breeding idea turns out to be so cursed that you reinvent Lovecrafts Fishmen you know you have done something right. However I would like a add a few other things: We have bones already, so it is not too far of a stretch to also add teeth. Teeth can be crafted into 1 bonemeal or planted into the earth to create tooth flowers. You have to water them with milk to make them grow strong. 9 teeth will be crafted into a tooth block and can be used to make a portal into the tooth dimension. It will have a turquoise/greenish sky and no sun, thick fog that limits the vision greately. There will be biomes depending on the height. At the very top you will have castles made out of tooth bricks with tooth fairies inside, legless floating torsos with long arms and an impossible wide maw, filled with teeth, their entire body covered in tiny holes for more teeth. They trade teeth for candy and gold nuggets like pigmen and will otherwise leave you alone unless you have teeth in your inventory or can be seen eating. Below that (many blocks below that) you have the tooth stalagmites (equivalent to the stalagmites in vanilla minecraft but can harbor silverfish inside them if they have tiny holes), below that you will have layers upon layers of gum (some already rotten and drops rotten flesh - some hold a new ore called teeth metal) and below that you have a sea of blood in which large and long leeches swim (their attacks are poisonous and cause nausea but can drop leather and leech meat, which can be brewed into a potion of esurience allowing for instant eating of food, otherwise the meat is poisonous)
@Eclipsestar150 We are everywhere. Can you hear the crashing of the waves? If you listen deep inside you you know where we belong. The sunken kingdom is rising again but there is only so many Etsymupkh is willing to help. You need a mermaid fin to enter the kingdom. I always sucked at sewing but my feet are now together. We will wait for you. We will wait in below the great waves. Come and join us
One thing that would be awesome is if you can breed with villagers, creating player/villager hybrids that can trade like a villager and can fight back when attacked like a Player. Plus instead of going through the trouble of finding two villagers to breed with eachother, just bring one villager back and breed with it to create an army of slaves.
This man just reinvented the Kua Toa. At this point I can't even say you should stop, you should've stopped back with the camels and wells. Keep spiraling into madness. Please.
You should make fish villages, as soon as I get Java im downloading this. I will probably even pay for this is a pitbull dog was added xd. but great vid!
I cant believe i just came across your channel, honestly look forwards to more content I gotta show my buds this cool breeding feature, im curious if you can breed a cooked turkey
The only thing missing is interspecies breeding. We will get interblock breeding so I don't see why not.
brings up an interesting point about whether all the blocks are the same species or not (and whether or not block racism exists)
@@fingees_YTdirt lives matter
@@fingees_YThalf slabs must at least be a subspecies
They can’t be juveniles or else there’d be a slab for every block
Unless it’s some sort of metamorphosis unique to some kind of block…
So we're talking about block genealogy now?
spring update go check
i swear to god the concept of making a dachshund is the funniest shit minecraft modders can come up with
A shame it's not a real mod tho...
@marinator_666 where to download it then?
dont swear
@marinator_666 nAME?
@user-du6ws4wd4wthat’s a completely different mod
i love the part where your inventory gets covered in milk. i think you should also add cows with one big udder
But what about bulls?
@@Na-fj6ccthat's the cow with one big udder
No..
Oh no
@@vll6746Oh god no…
2:49 terrifying fish walks on land breathes air threatens to destroy australia
*Lithuania
And that's not even joke
Arknights moment
That’s like every fish
😅I’m Australian.
The pigs rotating is just... magical to observe 💀💀💀
Those pigs got me acting unwise
The beauty of nature, no?
I can’t wait for a villager to go to an old village their family used to live in, find out that the villagers started breeding with the fishes and started to have fish/villager hybrids, then run away from said fish/villager hybrids only to find out they are a fish/villager hybrid.
didn't expect to see a shadow over innsmouth reference
the blocks over innsmouth
Squidward Villagers
I read the tale yesterday
Shadow over Minecraft
You know this guy has some actual good ideas…but also a lot of cursed ideas
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@triangle82838 Not from Mojang...
@@triangle82838Not from sane people.
@@triangle82838it is possible but at a cost of sanity
dew it
I love how the fish went from liking bread to literally just the plot of the H.P. Lovecraft story "The Shadow over Innsmouth"...
wait, WHAT?!
The Shadow over Blocksmouth
Ikr? Their appearance reminded me of the Deep Ones
The update we don't know we need 🤣
Fingees is the _chanel_ we don't need.
the update we didn't need. at all. but we got in anyway, so cheers!
mara_moon13 is the commenter we don’t need
The smile on my face from watching the dogs soar in the air to play fetch and the way it dropped instantly when you cut to the utters of the cow
so basically the dean norris meme lol
can you make it so the player can breed with fish and then the player can become faster at swimming?
would the player or the fish get faster
@@fingees_YT the fish would carry the players babies and eventually burst out 100,000 eggs and this would spawn in 100,000 random players into your world and they would all follow the player around calling him dad asking for child support. but it would make the player faster
gonna have to type out 100,000 lines of code but i'm on it
@@fingees_YT or you could just breed with me 😉
and make them have name the of "lost child" @@fingees_YT
This feels like a mod that while currently being silly it could be turned into a vanilla realism mod
The fish evolution is some Lovecraftian horror stuff.
Just the realization feeding some fish bread lead to those things that now terrorize villages and steal bread... Actually wait I hate villagers, now I love the fish people.
the shadow over innsmouth!
Grox, is that you?
@@tianmuhe4313hail Dagon
mod name?
@@MotherCelevrus**Ben 10 and Call Of Cthulhu intensifies**
1:28 bro’s built like a high heel
ijbol
I’m crying lmfaooo
LMFAO
0:48 DOnT BUY WEED FROM THE GAS STATION
I like the idea of fishes coming out of water if you hold bread in front of them, much better than fishing.
That should be a feature, maybe they should add Koi and have them spawn in ponds in the cherry forest, and they'll swim towards players holding bread
Fishing was rendered useless in later versions, as fish can simply be caught using weapons in the water
@@RepeatedAxe that would be awesome
@@sueta-sus
Lure III:
But yeah when u actually wanna catch fish diving in is much easier
Ok I'm not even joking, I love the whole fish thing. The fact that you can breed them and they'll lay eggs that can hatch is already amazing, but what makes me fell in love even more is the fish mutants. Idk how but you made them look vanilla and cool and I'd love to see something like this in an official Minecraft update.
Imagine finding those fish mutants in their underwater village. You can get a lot of new things from them such as new underwater plants and crops and blocks. But bread is the thing that they love the most, just like emerald is to villagers. And so to trade with them you need bread. They'd be a neutral mob, which means that they'd only attack you if you hit them first.
They also would look different depending on the biome, just like villagers. Cod mutants in deep water, salmon mutants in cold water, tropical and pufferfish mutants in warm water. Dolphin is their ride, which can be your ride to by trading a special dolphin saddle with them.
The tropical fish mutants can also spawn in a giant pool of water in a lush cave. What makes them different from their ocean brothers is that they're smaller and have tamed the axolotl. Ofc, since they're in a giant body of water in a lush cave that'd make them super rare.
also they look goofy asl when they first grow legs 3:02
@@Nelson916yw right? It makes me love them even more
Why is this legit an awesome idea
@@Nelson916ywfish literally evolved into fish-lizard-human things due to being fed bread over generations of selective breeding,in which cause them to evolve from fish to lizard to a freaking dinosaur-looking fish people(the taste of a food item alien to a critter’s particular kind can change their evolutionary traits,I guess).
So you wouldn’t create the fish people like in the video? You’d find them in their own underwater villages?
What that stone and dirt block did was very dirty
It made the stone rock hard
@@victorjackchanneland made the dirt block moist and wet
*Ba Dum Tss*
This is getting extremely sus
And the dirt-stone block is moist and wet + hard
1:42 was so unexpected, thank you for that
You better be kidding me 0:35
"Your modders were so preoccupied with whenever they could do it, that they forgot if they should"
The dog one is auctally a good idea tbh
YES!
Party pooper@@bigfennec
@@bigfennec If it's adorable, who cares!! i mean in the end its literally just killing a stupid useless purple dragon
There was a dog breeds mod way back in 1.7.10, but it was abandoned since. I could have sworn mods used to be backwards compatible.
@@bigfennec well it's not like it's officially being added to minecraft, it's a mod, so, like any mod, we can pick and choose.
besides, theres plenty of mods that add cosmetic stuff to the game, most blocks are useless, but if you are a builder, it's useful to you.
for this, it'd be for someone who'd want a specific kind of wolf/dog, cosmetic yes, but cosmetic does not equal useless.
to you, something useless could be ENTIRELY something someone else needs in their world.
Bro just roasted the queen and acted normal even though she died 💀
RIP but I'm different
💀
💀 💀 💀 💀
💀💀💀💀💀
Insert skull emoji several times
An inbreeding debuff system would be utterly BRUTAL in a game like Palworld. Ribbuny Hapsburgs everywhere 😭
2:22 terrifed me
2:27
Bro is holding YT on a Gun point
WHY ARE THERE 65 LIKES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PPL
This was beautiful. Now we need a sequel to this, where you can breed different species together to get something completely new! Why can't I have my mutated guardian armadillo pufferfish chicken hybrid?
That is perfect.
I want it.
that sounds doubly nightmarish as it does sound awesome from how hard it would be to code
he already did it
2:17 bro was edging and lost his streak 😭😭
Fr
NNN
2:18 my entire bedroom after I finish:
_" --and you can get a dachshund by..."_
I don't know what I thought the process was going to be but it wasn't that. 10/10.
This is quite the fucking update
i'm not the step father i'm the father who stepped up
@@fingees_YTis this a real mod
@@monalisaYT i refuse to believe this shit is real
@@fingees_YTLMAOOO
@@monalisaYT I sure hope its fucking real, because the dog breeding seems damn awesome and I need it in my world
1:43 got me 😂
Yeah me too
3:06 Well it's like my old pappy fish once said, *Carpe Diem!*
Giggles
Carpe Diem -> Creampied
Carp Diem*
2:29 this fish thing is very scary and remins me of ''Spore (2008)''
all he needs to add now is the ability for the fish to develop advanced space civilizations
at the end they actually kinda look like the grox
I like how it just turns into straight up evolution
The arms race with the fish being delivered so calmly was hysterical, I love this
It was also a legs race not just an arms race
3:15
This is exactly what Lovecraft was warning us about!
Iiiiit's beginning to look a lot like fishmen...
bro took "no matter what we breed" to whole another dimension 💀
we still are made of seed
@@normanmai7865this is my kingdom come 😞😞
2:10 I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life. I am keeling over and can't get up, there is snot and tears and drool oozing from my face, and my stomach hurts from laughing too damn hard. I type this in a fit of laughter. Help.
“I made Minecraft breeding more accurate!”
**leaves bow male and female cows with utters**
0:35 already very realistic.
What da dog doin
It does what dogs do@@honeydarlinggaming9156
@@honeydarlinggaming9156doggystyle
N n@@honeydarlinggaming9156
Yes, unfortunately 😅
Please add industrial society and it's consequences: you know, Steve has to work 9 to 5, you can buy processed food snacks that have the flavour of literally any block ever, instead of witch huts there's Kaczinsky huts with a guy mailing you fertiliser.
Odly enough ... i kinda like the idea of a breeding update lol
sly dog
The dogs running after the ball 😂😂😂
When I let my pet fish outdoors to hunt only for it to return with jacked limbs and demand bread
1:21 You keep breeding until you wind up with a one legged puppy named *L'il Brudder.*
One day, he’s gonna be a quarterback that will throw for 2000 yards!! He can.. *sniff* he can make it on his own 🥺😭
Homestar runner
2:17 I know what you all are thinking 💀
2:17 teenager update
@@A_very_bad_usernamelmao
Cum
I love the person who made Minecraft
It's such an interesting book!
Yeah. Milk.
Okay.
I like how there’s things added to minecraft , that’s traumatizing , and the music is literally the best of minecraft and its good
1:10 Wide putin dog
Aka Chaddunsh
Rottwider
I was not expecting this to lead to eldritch cows and the plot of The Shadow over Innsmouth.
this feels like torture
Jokes aside, these are actually really cool features that Mojang should definitely consider 😂
EDIT: Some of them*
No 😭
yea
Yes.
bro just watched the entire video and had to edit the comment 😭😭
bro you gotta make a downloadable modpack with all your mods. Seriously that would be incredible
I've been looking for all of the comments asking for downloads! First one!
you could call it the fingerpack
Yes for free and it better be available on phone/bedrock too
0:58 THE DOGS ARE SO CUTE!!!!! 😊 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Would like to see a players breeding ngl
3:00 now its reminds me that game where you play as a god and making evolutions, nice idea
.. SPORE?
Can you let us breed with mobs? I rlly want to have that enderman wedding
Enderussy 💅
Do not the ender
Do not the enderkiin, but yes the enderdovah.
@@kinglyzebra6417i must
A cat is fine too
Going through the complex process of evolution just to get more bread sounds like something I would do, ngl.
3:20 HP Lovecraft refrence?
Yeah
2:45 Goat Simulator 3 in Minecraft too LOL
1:00 was that a bfdi reference? 🤯
no
the tennis ball@@PaperNoobOfficial
no! no! but tennis ball
NOOO!
This video was deeply upsetting, keep up the good work
this is how i was created
I know I was there
@@fingees_YT dad???
@@youun daddy fingees
@@fingees_YT where can i get this mod?
2:01 Aren't cows with utters female?
Lesbians.
Males are the only ones with horns as well, yet all Mc cows have them, Mc cows are beyond our understanding
They are hemaphrodites
@@kenzieafent6291nah
@@kori_seawolf no, female cows also have horns.
2:07 "overflow your bucket with milk" 💀man im dead
3:39 I almost forgot this was a feature
1:50 That was part of a mod for a while alongside improved ghast and creeper animations. _Hated it then too._ I think you made them even longer. And, oh goody, you made it so they stretch when milked. _That's attention to detail no one asked for!_
Finges: I made breeding more realistic.
Also Finges: 1:03
When a breeding idea turns out to be so cursed that you reinvent Lovecrafts Fishmen you know you have done something right. However I would like a add a few other things:
We have bones already, so it is not too far of a stretch to also add teeth. Teeth can be crafted into 1 bonemeal or planted into the earth to create tooth flowers. You have to water them with milk to make them grow strong. 9 teeth will be crafted into a tooth block and can be used to make a portal into the tooth dimension. It will have a turquoise/greenish sky and no sun, thick fog that limits the vision greately. There will be biomes depending on the height. At the very top you will have castles made out of tooth bricks with tooth fairies inside, legless floating torsos with long arms and an impossible wide maw, filled with teeth, their entire body covered in tiny holes for more teeth. They trade teeth for candy and gold nuggets like pigmen and will otherwise leave you alone unless you have teeth in your inventory or can be seen eating. Below that (many blocks below that) you have the tooth stalagmites (equivalent to the stalagmites in vanilla minecraft but can harbor silverfish inside them if they have tiny holes), below that you will have layers upon layers of gum (some already rotten and drops rotten flesh - some hold a new ore called teeth metal) and below that you have a sea of blood in which large and long leeches swim (their attacks are poisonous and cause nausea but can drop leather and leech meat, which can be brewed into a potion of esurience allowing for instant eating of food, otherwise the meat is poisonous)
@Eclipsestar150 We are everywhere. Can you hear the crashing of the waves? If you listen deep inside you you know where we belong. The sunken kingdom is rising again but there is only so many Etsymupkh is willing to help. You need a mermaid fin to enter the kingdom. I always sucked at sewing but my feet are now together. We will wait for you. We will wait in below the great waves. Come and join us
Dog Simulator 2015 in Minecraft LOL
3:35 “I-I am a minor”
Doesn't matter, we all are minors
One thing that would be awesome is if you can breed with villagers, creating player/villager hybrids that can trade like a villager and can fight back when attacked like a Player. Plus instead of going through the trouble of finding two villagers to breed with eachother, just bring one villager back and breed with it to create an army of slaves.
2:17 that’s not milk😭😭
Fr 😢😢
Is Cu-
AYEOOO☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
💀
The dog part is just wobbledogs (without wings and multiple heads and dog eggs and using cocoons to evolve)
No matter which way you stretch the dachshund, it still looks adorable
This man just reinvented the Kua Toa. At this point I can't even say you should stop, you should've stopped back with the camels and wells. Keep spiraling into madness. Please.
The fish with legs is like some cursed spore creation
This man really can't stop making bangers can't he?
Was that pun intentional?
If it was, You're a genius.
If not, You're still a genius.
being real, all of these new ideas are actually really cool. mojang should learn from this guy.
Queen Elizabeth diss caught me so off guard 😂
You should make fish villages, as soon as I get Java im downloading this. I will probably even pay for this is a pitbull dog was added xd. but great vid!
You're so incredibly creative and your ideas are terrifying
Well. I was not prepared for how increasingly chaotic this video would get. It doesn’t help that I’ve been awake for over 24 hours now-
3:32 I'm in whos with me
Depends
😂
3:17 I didn't know that Minecraft was having a crossover with The Blood Waters of Dr. Z.
2:00 - 2:18: Homelander would like to know your location.
you technically can breed your subscribers, just need to set up some breeding centers (night houses) around with free entrance for your subscribers
👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻
lets fucking breed lol
1:04 Jesus Christ that scared me 😭😭😭😭
The dog breeding is literally just Minecraft Wobbledogs.
Fishmen invading cities? Sound like lovecraft to me!
YT guidlines is scared of him
0:40 is it possible to make coyotes? They’ve always been my favorite animal
i thought these were animations, but it looks so real... GIVE US THE LINK, FINGEE!
I cant believe i just came across your channel, honestly look forwards to more content
I gotta show my buds this cool breeding feature, im curious if you can breed a cooked turkey
genuinely, i want this. the inbreedig thing is actually genuinely so cool as someone with a genetics spin
this has got to be the most unhinged video on this platform
I wish this was a real mod that could be downloaded
Phoenix SC would be impressed by this lmao
i was tramatized the second i saw the title of this video.
When you made the dogs play fetch, that’s the first time I’ve laughed out loud in weeks
You Will Be Dripping Milk Everywhere you walk 💀