ASMR LYING NAIL TECHNICIAN DOES YOUR NAILS | Full Manicure, Dip, & Stick On Application
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ต.ค. 2017
- Welcome back to our channel family! If you're new here, I want to welcome you to our little family. You are in an extremely safe place, where we only allow love and compassion.. there is room for opinion, but nobody digs or tolerates hate. So welcome again, know you are safe, loved, and welcomed. We sound like a cult, because we probably are.
Tonight's video is another LYING ARTIST bit, only this time.. she's running a nail salon! In reality the cops are looking for her, and she's squatting at an old Nail Salon run by "Sally's Shops", aka "ASMR Alyssa"! Her channel will be down below. She had no idea I did this, but I feel like her channel doesn't get enough attention. So please subscribe to her!!
Sit back, relax, and let "Karuqueefah" do your nails! She starts by taking off any old polish/oil, then soaks your hands in a mixture of "things". She'll be giving you a manicure at this point, and who knows if it's all even real! Finally, she'll apply the nails and files them down. Who knows if it even ends well?
I truly hope you guys enjoy this role play, and please let me know what you'd like to see next in the comments! I love you with ALL of my person, and I will see you tomorrow.
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"I don't think I have any more pages"
*Flips a blank page
*Flips a blank page
*Flips a blank page
Kasey-Saurus- Rex that’s so true
Kasey-Saurus- Rex that’s so true
I was about to say that😂
Honestly me in class
'I have a lot of friends in hell'
Mood
“I literally just opened” 2 minutes later “sorry we’re closed”
😂😂🤣🤣
I think she meant opened the business lol
Zhanna Brichka lmao
Literally my amount of stamina
I love the fact that we asked lying nail artist and you give us runaway criminal hiding from police as nail artist 😂
SophiaCookie11 Army ❤️
@@istanbts4011 omg ARMYs are eveywhere.
I hate bts
@@jailyarends8337 okay?
Lol
It's been to many places. ...
*.5 seconds later*
..it's been to jail..
*1 sec later*
..what's the last 4 digits of your credit card??
....
I'm dyiiinngg😂😂
Lol she is a crook
Your not my mom Karunas my mom ;-;
LOL XD IN DIEING IN SIDE!
Lol XD
lol kmp
999 likes?
Now 1k
When she said “ the finest bamboo” I thought she said “the finest manboob” and I had a wtf moment 😂
I was drinking water when I saw this I almost spilt it all over me😂😄 💧
Ally Hollis BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH MANBOOB
😂😂😂😂
BRUH MOMENT
Amazing.
"No you can't get your money back" meanwhile in the beginning of the video you said it was free😂😂💕
“After I stol-
bought these off an online web.”
Honey Comb I don’t know why but i wheezed so hard at this
Honey Comb can you tell me what time this happened 💀
I’m wheezing 😭😂
Where did she say that at???
Omg I thought only I heard this 🤣😂 !!! Why is everyone ignoring it
Her: “I’m aLLerGiC tO lATex”
Also her: *intensely inhales latex gloves”
Could be vinyl or non latex material
Jada Wilson no she said i'm going to be using latex gloves
Me: *shops at dollar tree* I'm so high end I don't know what to do with myself.
issa coco I was trying so hard not to laugh at 4am watching this but that had me blurt out so loud my dog barked at me because I startled him from a deep sleep 🤣🤣
issa coco yahaha but I go to a 99p shop FaNcY.
I'm British we say pounds and pence. Not dollars and. Cents???? Is that it. Idk sorry XD
Katie Crafts Mate, I shop at Poundland. Get on my level 😂
Katie Crafts sams 99p shop or the pound shop Lol
issa coco Your missing out if you haven't been in poundland m8
“no my name is karuquifa not alyssa” WORK KARUQUIFA
Im..confused
wolfie gang 0:23
Me: *takes bandaids from doctors office* I’m so high end i don’t even know what to do with myself
Simon Cowell I wanted to give this comment a like but it was at 666 and I don’t think the devil would appreciate me ruining his work
joy palmer ) We know it was a joke)
Can you do a rude McDonald’s(or any restaurant) employee takes your order😊
Tana Costello i agree that would be amazing
That would be soooo cool I love the idea :)
Yesss that's a great idea
Tana Costello yessssss
Does anybody else realize that would be too short?
*Karuna notification comes on* but I'm in school
*shoves binders off desk*
*whips out blanket from backpack*
Nap time.
Serenity Veda ASMR ME 😄
Serenity Veda ASMR me
i have done this
Megan Berg sureeeee
Why do you have a random blanket in your backpack 😂😂
*Is such a professional that she puts the nail stickers on the wrong way around*
Lis saaaaaaaame
Bothered me sooo much!
Your picture works so well with that sentence lmao
Jana Rothhass fr
Yeah. I do my nails all the time and IT WAS KILLING ME. But tho I love her anyway.
22:27 best sound of the year 😂😂😂
Shenpai MEEEE
😂😂😭
AAAAAAA I LOVE IT must have a full video
😂
I'm allergic to latex, but I'll be wearing some latex gloves to cover me from the latex
Yup that’s the way to do it
Lol
Somehow you just made my day 😂
This is how i think
I love your reference to ASMR Alysaa!!! Loved this!
Peace and Saraity ASMR i love your asmr!
Peace and Saraity ASMR thank you! Definitely checking out your channel!!!
Peace and Saraity ASMR ps - you're beautiful!!!
Peace and Saraity ASMR I looooove your videos ♥♥♥♡♡♡♡
Karuna Satori ASMR MoM oml you put me to sleep every night or nap lol your amazing xoxxoxo Fan girl. Btw I made a shoutout video for you, if you wanted to check it out =)
“im so like high end i just don’t know what to do with myself” favorite line from this video by far 😂👏🏼
Can I have your name...
Your birthday?
*What is the primary bank you use*
10:24
When she said "dab dab dab" it reminded me of cristine and I went "make it look fab"
💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
Njomza Pocesta WhAt Do YoU tHiNk?
Me
OmG me too! I went DAB DAB DAB TO MAKE YOUR NAILS LOOK FABBB
Holo
ITS NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE
'I'm so high-end I don't know what to do with myself'
Me whenever I am at Sephora or some high-end make-up store
😂
Nina van Engelen me at the dollar store..
Nina van Engelen sane tho
When ever I buy something from pink 😂
Sydney Wood Lmao meee
yeah sometimes haha
Sally's Nails and Spa is a legit place near my town. I go there with my grandmother sometimes before holidays. So it was kinda sweet and ironic at the same time. Love you mom
Lilypool777 Me too lol
Same
Lilypool777 I might too but I never went to a nail salon I went to an eye brow salon because my mom was getting her eye brows waxed and the lady spat on her hands and fixed my brows even though I could of had a mini reaction because I have a nut allergie
Same in indiana
Star Med Yeah that's the state I live in lol it's a small world
Younger Karuna videos are a wild ride 🤣
"I'm so like high end I don't know what to do with my self"😂
shelby faith I read this as she said it 😂😂
111 Likes marker; Friday March 19th, [2021] 11:11 pm.
Could you do a sister comforts you while parents are fighting❤️❤️
That's a great idea ♡
This is an amazing idea!
Carly G yeeeeeessssss
Carly G yess!! That would be a great relatable role play💕
Carly G YESSS
Thats right beaches she's back! Ready to snatch yalls conscious!!!!!!
ayoncé mana • 500th like!
ayoncé mana •
ayoncé mana • 600th like
“Welcome to Kuhruqueeffas”
I’m dead 🤣🤣
😂🙈
hahaha xD omg.. lol haha.. i was laughing the whole time xD it's so cute and sooo good!! i must do a comeback video =)
ASMR Alysaa Oof why doesn’t ur comment have more likes :0
This week my sister attempted suicide, and failed. It has made me realize the love and bond of a sister. We’ve never had the greatest relationship but that is going to change. Could you make a role play of sister affirmations? :)
+Becka Olson I'm so sorry she and you had to go through that. Please love her more and more every second. And absolutely that's a good idea thank you!!
Karuna Satori ASMR thank you love she’s admitted to a treatment center for two weeks and doing a lot better. The world needs so much love right now! Thank you for spreading it.
Becka Olson If you need to talk,I'm here.I have experienced that as well,with my eldest brother.
I hope she gets much much better and she doesnt try it again..
Becka Olson my mum attempted suicide multiple times in front of me it sucks I’m sorry mate
"Kuhruqueeffa" Nooo 😂😂😂
|-/ *Dude, I love your name*
Hi, I’m *Kuhruqeeffa*
Lmao why do I find that name so funny
Queef that's why
Yvette Miranda ur a top
I literly did not think it was funny then read it again and busted out laughing LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime I fall asleep before finishing this so this is what I hear every time before I go to bed...
*”The finest bamboo bleached white, with purest bleach.”*
Oh its just bleach stains, it's not what you think.
I was drink my water when she said that and almost spilled it everywhere
Jammer768hh AJ : after nose smear eek 😬 lmao 😂
Bree Mariee 2:26
Idiotic Gamer 20:26 *
I didn’t think that was anything until she said “it’s not what you think it is, even though I have a lot of boyfriends and girlfriends.”
Hey drink my water
How to get likes one of Karuna’s videos (nothing wrong with any of these things, it’s just the truth!) :
-Call her ‘’mom”
-Type in CAPS
-Talk about mental health
-Talk about your sexuality
Add on ways below! :
Edit: omg thanks for all the likes and replies guys! And thanks Karuna too I’m so happy you saw this 💗✌️☮️
-talk about how it's time for bed
likeliterally ugh true - although I can’t speak cos I’ve commented that before 😂
Comment a sad story
Talk about how u came out
Talk about how she helped u sleep
Um exuse me is this all legal 😂😂 *the cops walk in * karuna "sry we are closed" 😂
So relaxing but I cracked up at the “real eyes realise real lies” part 😂
You know you love an asmrtist when you stop a binge watch of your favourite show to watch this video
I just got a 65 on my test. Pretty much failing college but at least I can nap in peace now.
Ashley Nicole sameeeeee tho
*me*
Ashley Nicole saaaaaame
I got a 62 on my math test failing college here too!
Your not alone lol
She Protecc.
She Attac.
But most importantly..
She lies behind your bacc.
(I was just thinking about something to say and “back” made sense with Protecc and Attacc lmao)
How the hell did Karuna keep a straight face in this video...
Especially when she said..the dollar store brand for shipped from broadway all because it says broadway....🤪😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
NotUrJay Every time I watch this video I end up in stitches.. she does the rude/lying characters so well. 😂
Mom what highlighter are you using oh my god you are glOWING
Sofia Cano thank you!!! Ahah I'm so pale I'm surprised. It's becca highlighter in literally whatever lightest shade they have (I remember her specifying that ahaha)
Moonstone? I have that shade i almost fainted when my friend dropped it and cracked it
Harrison Ozoria same! I don’t think that’s the lightest one though, it still leaves a bit of a gold cast. but it was the first expensive highlighter i bought and my friend shattered it. the friendship still isn’t the same.
Harrison Ozoria OMG I HAD THAT SHADE AS WELL AND IT CRACKED
kailey elizabeth over makeup really i would have been like oh well
I was in the middle of watching Benjamin buttons (one of my favorite movies) when I got your notification...
Its Me And I Love Tacos never got to see that movie!!
Karuna Satori ASMR it's such a good movie..... I love it
Its Me And I Love Tacos I watched that film. I have never cryed so much in my life. Genuinely I sobbed for like an hour afterwards.
Its Me And I Love Tacos that movie😍😍😍😍😍
Its Me And I Love Tacos omg i love tacos too
“Oh it’s just bleach stains not what you think” 😂
“This right here is.. I don’t know and I don’t care.” Okay this is literally me every single day of my life
I paused my stranger things marathon to watch this video.
Sofia Cano SAME
Yup yup yup me too!
Sofia Cano SaME
I've already finished it lol
OMG SAME
or like a hair wash rp? maybe you can get a friend to be your “client” so we can get visual effects
gansey boy need
"I definitely bought the place"
Seems legit
😂
Her “These are by kiss an extremely expensive design.”
Me “bruh I can go to Walmart and buy those for $5.”
😂🤣
Kiss 😘 nails
I can buy them at the dollar tree for like 50 cents to 1 dollar. :)
Bro my nails need more than a hundred dollars they look like absolute shit
Same ._.
The Human Is Here You get what I mean
Same but they growing up xd
her: do you have a credit card
me: no im 11,,,
her: okay what are the last four digits
me: i sAID IM ELEVEN
edit: yes keep it comin with these stranger things jokes i love em ;)
plumcakes I'm almost eleven😂
plum I'm 10.5 I'm turning 11 in 2 months
Tabitha Muffin Mendes i turn 12 in a few month
Same I’m 11. But my friend is 12 and has a credit card. I’ll just steal that from her 😏
Lily Anna you can’t have a credit card until your 18...... lol
“The door what ripped open and they came in but it doesn’t matter it’s not that dramatic” OMG IM DYING THIS IS AWESOME
Sarah: “this appointment book has been through the ringer it’s been to other salons *casually* prison”
Me: *looking at the locked door* *voice cracks* prison!?
Omg Mom plz do a bank lady role play and setting up a new card as your old one got stolen 😄😍 I know it’s specific but it would tie in so well 😫 peeps if you want mom to do this reply and say u agreeeeeee ☺️😍😫😂😘❤️
Shoana Colleran Great Idea!!! Good Job! Karuna Please Do things ❤️
Sophie B thank you Sophie ! 😁❤️
Dude, there's so much that could be done with this! I mean, perhaps the accountant already knows the customer's card and account details off the top of her head, (not that that's massively suspicious) and remembers exactly when and where the card was stolen, though not because she swiped it, or anything... That might make for an interesting plot, right?
Agree
Shoana Colleran I agree like that's even more off a scam lol
So how'd the lying artist get out of the mental institution and become a nail technition? I'm under the impression this IS the lying artist but I could be wrong. That would be a good idea for a video...how the lying artist got out.
She says in the video ‘I was in jail for a bit’
And because the lying artist convinced herself she was in jail she obviously still thinks that.
I’m pretty sure it’s the lying artist.
And also she said about the girls in ‘prison’ so it is her. She still hasn’t accepted the fact it’s not a prison but she also says that she has to go back to jail. So she did either escape or was let out with supervision
Gaurdion * Good catch!
100 likes marker; Friday March 19, [2021] 11:14 pm.
mom, i can't help but say that that eyeshadow is aMAZING OMYGod
This is the first asmr I fell asleep to
Bonus:
Karuna: and where did I put my bag of..
Me: brussel sprouts
KARU QUEEFAH LMAOOO
Lol
WHEN YOU BROUGHT OUT THE TOWEL AND IT WAS BLEACH STAINED AND YOU SAID THAT IT WASNT WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS DYING OH MY GOD I CAME HERE TO RELAX AND I ENDED UP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Me: *legit has no clothes to wear to bed*
**I’m so high end I don’t know what do with myself**
Me: Takes apple from the office at school and considers it stealing
Also me: I’m so high end I don’t know what to do with myself
Her: What are the last 4 digits on there?
Me: *stares*
Her: *stares*
Me: I’m not telling yo-
Her: *nods as if I told her* oh, ok :)))
45:52-45:54
"Brillant, Brillant, Brillant."
Reminds me of Yzma. It's probably when she comes up with that plan to get rid of Kuzco. Haha!
Ceana yaass
*shows nail scissors*
Me: cutting nails
Karuna: I don’t know and I don’t care
I remember this is the first video I ever watched by you and I believe it was 2 months ago, and ever since then I've been obsessed with your channel! I think it's great that you're a mom and that you make these type of videos! Keep up the work 🐳🐳🐳🐳🌈🌈🌈🌈🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
"Short-stalky bald guy" IM SCREAMING
looool...it's a Seinfeld reference
Vandelay industries... it's an import export business.
En
“short, stocky” lmfao not “short-stalky” 😂😂😂
@@diabolikangel11 george castanza
"We sound like a cult, because we probably are." Well thank you, its nice being here shfhdh xD
21:20 "I'd like to whip her head back and forth into the CEMENT." Mom being savage!! XD
Karuna: withdraw $1500
Me: jokes on you i’m broke
That's would put u 1500 in debt
... Karuna gets the last laugh
Mom I came out as pansexual to my sister and she accepted me!!! I'm so happy :D
Smol_bean_child 11 congrats!
CONGRATS!!!
Smol_bean_child 11 okay what does that mean? Not being rude just asking!
Lol
congrats sweetie!!💘💘💘
Vandelay export/import industry, Seinfeld reference 😂
Thank you for your efforts btw your videos are calming and warm
The pig goes oink! The cow goes moo! Asmrtists go tap tap tap!
DUCK NAILS!
No one knows what I mean probably 💿
Whovian_ Gal ohhhh I know all about the HOLO QUEEN! Lol 🎶Duck nails ohhhh ohhhh🎶
It would be funny if the lying nail artist said 'what do you think' 😂😂😂😂😂
Simply nailogical is #1
Ohhh H💿L💿 everyone!
joy to the world, Christine has come.
If you are actually running out of pages you can just use the backs so you don't have to buy a new notebook☺️
Yah girl Katelyn she doesn’t even have to buy a new one since we r such good fans, we send her so many note books🤣😂
Yah girl Katelyn I might be the only one, but I start with a light color of pen or pencil then slowly layer other darker colors on top. This is mostly for math lol
Relatable
Pretty sure full means front and back is all used up.
Its Katelyn what is I already used the back
BRING STIPPLE BACK!!!!
"Breaking in and squatting" lol I'm dying
I loved when you said ‘since I have lots of boyfriends and girlfriends’ love you and your work in asmr. Keep up the good work
Karuna: whats the last four digits of ur credit card
Me: ermmm..i dont have one hehe
Me: im ileeeeeeeeeagl (if ur an army yall know 😆❤)
I see BTS😊
armyyy💜
Yessss ARMY
🌚🌚🙌Armyyyyy❤
EXSH * stop fucking saying “erm” it’s annoying.
YES MORE LYING SERIES OMGGGG❤️😍 ily
Carly G your profile pic is so cute
"Karuqufas Nail Salon" OMG IM DYING 😂😂😂😂
"I'm allergic to latex so i'll wear latex gloves today" OH MY GOD THAT HAS ME DEAD😂😂
I like your sweater.
*gimme dat*
hannanas pletinckx dont steal mumsy’s sweater
Thanks so much for this mum, I'm gay and I'm living a lie right now so you putting nails and make up on me etc really comforts me makes me feel special and not ashamed to be who I am, maybe one day I will be able to do all the things I love like make up, nails etc 😍
Jamie Mcfarlane yes you do you!!
That's so stressful. You have a fabulous life to look forward to and you don't have to please everyone else. Keep your head up and don't get to caught up in what the world thinks. It's YOUR life.
Mom? Doing my nails? At 11? *I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!*
12:34 Me trying to convince myself that my life isn't falling apart
Karuna you forgot the last 4 digits of my social 😆😂😉
Okay then, Kayla.
*what are the last 4 digits of your social?*
2316
HIGHLIGHT IS POPPIN, MOM!
“Yeah it’s not what you think it is, it’s bleach stains” “That’s powder is just uhhhh- shaving cream powder?” “NO ITS NOT TOXIC” THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂 even though it is a slightly older video 😂❤️
Definitely the most talkative nail tech I’ve ever had 😂💕
*Is about to sleep*
*hears "Art Vandelay"*
*Opens eyes as Seinfeld theme starts playing in my head*
why are my fingers so close to my eyes?
Stef Cioban Why are my lips my eyebrows and cheeks my eyes?
Crying
Stef Cioban THATS WHAT IM ALWAYS THINKING!
It’s because we have midget problems and we sat down and we are so short that we put our hands on the table and it’s eye level
••• Aexi.tea.queen ••• LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I can’t with this asmrist
She’s so good!! She sends me to sleep and sometimes I just watch her for fun 💗her tattoos are also beautiful~~ dame with her clothes and her hair and her face and everythinGgGgGG also can we talk about how much of a mood she is 😂
Karuquifa, honey is fierce!
These videos/this series is the only time I'm okay with being lied to lol
I paused a karuni asmr video to come to another karuni asmr video
Im back 6 years later
Fun Fact. I’ve never see. This video all the way through even though I’ve watched it 50 million times. I always end up falling asleep before the half way mark lmao
The Art Vandelay reference made me lol. Import/export. Stocky bald man. Love it.
I need nails.
But not no more because KARUNA MADE ME BETTER :3
Her- I know it is 11 pm but bla bla
Me- it's 11.01 pm SCREW MY LIFE
Katie weirdly as I read your comment it was 11:01pm here 🙈
Idk why but there's something so relaxing about going to get your nails done and leaving straight after to the bank to cancel your credit card.
"I don't know and I don't care"
Me everyday