@@gunkanjima3408 replying so angrily to a comment from 3 years ago. Probably bought a cybertruck and your wfe left you for a man with a Dacia Duster, a real mans car.
I’ve literally seen crowds of people in parking lots getting the low down from a Tesla owner. It’s like a weird pyramid thing where you buy the car and then you become a Tesla spokesperson.
Dude my fucking neighbor does the same thing! Him and his wife won’t shut the fuck up. I will say they are pretty good salesman because they’ve gotten one other person on my block to get a Tesla. Tesla car owners are at cult nothing more.
Early Prius owners were the same exact way. They always wanted to show off the dashboard and explain how the regenerative braking worked as if they were engineers and not [enter boring office job here] workers.
For some its effortless.. With me, I still remember that one time in 12th grade when I unintentionally said something amazingly witty and the whole class was in hysterics. That one time. ONE.
@Joseph Weird. You'd think that the Ford F-150 would have made the top pick list for 2020, if that was the case. Or that Ford would have more of their cars in the top pick list, and in higher positions. The truth is that Ford is a small philanthropic contributor. So, this Ford argument is piss poor. Teslas suck balls, and so does Elon. lol
Not a cult type person, but I like the cult leader a little a bit. I hope he has much success. Maybe because he is essentially a person who gets out there and does his thing. Ramble on, sing my song- reminds me of musk.
I will have a Tesla, and it will go to Ralph's for me, perform my husbandly duties, and mow my lawn - and I will be free to descend into a fugue state and listen to Doja Cat and play with my fidget spinner like I've always dreamed of.
@@ndnrb_ That was true for a while, but I've seen a major tectonic shift to chrome books. Elementary schools (that I've seen) have switched to ruggedized chrome books and google-classroom. For sr. kids the regular chrome books have a big range of price points - but none that I've used have been trash (unlike those win/net books from a few years ago).
"Yeah you can self drive so you can cut lines of coke on a cd case" -If you've managed to find a cd case in your self driving Tesla in 2021, then you've got some premium coke my friend.
I have spent the past three days of recovery after a surgery binge-watching everything Tim and have yet to see any of his rants that don't bring me to tears 🤣 comedic GOLD!!!
You won't have to wait too long, you will be considered the same as people that smoke cigarettes today. Not saying I agree with it, just seems the way it's going.
Tesla owners are like NASCAR fans. They can’t figure out what’s wrong with their 98 Dodge Dakota but somehow they know what it takes to build an engine suitable for the Daytona 500.
And 2 years later you are correct it takes basically an approximate amount of emissions to produce a Tesla as it does to produce a gas powered vehicle and power it for most of its life. Cobalt mining requires a metric fuck ton of gasoline diesel etc
My step dad bought one in 2019. No self driving mode. Brand new. Dual motor. This is a guy who owns a strip mall, 9 rental properties and has the pension of a boilermakers union worker and he still pays $800 a month for it! It’s not a cheap car. It’s beyond luxury
If you have a Tesla and you set it to self driving, and you sit in the passenger seat , AND it accidentally hits someone , is it truly your fault??......
I have a cousin who owns a very successful niche furniture company, and he has a Tesla, but he is absolutely not a fanboy; if anything, there's always a new thing about it that he's complaining about because either it's on the fritz, or some firmware update changed something he liked. It IS crazy fast though, and a lot more manageable at speed than you'd think for an electric car. That speed is crucial when you have to commute a couple states over on a near-weekly basis to maintain the company's operations.
Its the "im cooler then you because i have something you dont" bullshit. Where are you going?! Are you chasing after a van who just kidnapped a woman?" Ludicrous speed, Go!
I would never drive a car again if I didnt have to. That's how little I care about cars. Its just a way to get me somewhere. I honestly rather ride my bike in the better seasons than drive.
Tesla owners right now are the same people that have to buy a new iPhone every year. My favorite is cyber truck owners. That’s a whole different level of douche bag
"Everyone that gets a Tesla thinks they're part of the development team at SpaceX" "You're not part of it!" Cannot stop laughing lmao
Right!?..... we're a part of the development team at NASA
You quoted something said in the first 7 seconds of the video. Congrats
@@gunkanjima3408 you're mad 😭
@@gunkanjima3408 replying so angrily to a comment from 3 years ago. Probably bought a cybertruck and your wfe left you for a man with a Dacia Duster, a real mans car.
Tesla Owners are the same kind of people who owned Prius' in 2006
hell yeah dude
Yes or yes?
That South Park episode comes to mind.
I heard Tesla car battery units were 🔥 in extreme heat, CA wild fires. That's not in the ads 🙀.
but Priuses actually are good cars
"I'm just a passenger" uhh yeah til you clip a 12 year old on a bike. The car ain't going to jail.
haha sorry but thats kinda funny
@@outlander234 why are you apologizing for finding something funny?
@@officerdoofy7376 because it involves kid being hit by a car
@@outlander234 it's a hypothetical it didn't happen
@@officerdoofy7376 oh shit I didnt realize it was hypotetical my bad... 😑
Cutting up lines of blow on a CD case...innocent times...
Those were the days my friend.
Life in the big city 😂
I still have a CD case in my car for this reason, it hasn't seen any lines in probably 12 years but you never know, so you gotta be prepared
I'm not addicted to blow i just like the smell...
Memory Lane Jack
Love that Tim ranted for five minutes about Tesla owners before we find out Ben has one😂😂😂
I’ve literally seen crowds of people in parking lots getting the low down from a Tesla owner. It’s like a weird pyramid thing where you buy the car and then you become a Tesla spokesperson.
It's the 'Tupperware thing', but with wheels.
@@haroldgodwinson832 exactly!😂
Dude my fucking neighbor does the same thing! Him and his wife won’t shut the fuck up. I will say they are pretty good salesman because they’ve gotten one other person on my block to get a Tesla. Tesla car owners are at cult nothing more.
Heavans gate 2
I just laugh at them. Tesla doesn't have a hemi in it and I can actually work on my car.
Early Prius owners were the same exact way. They always wanted to show off the dashboard and explain how the regenerative braking worked as if they were engineers and not [enter boring office job here] workers.
Tim is underrated. I love these rants. LOVE
The funniest people in the world are the ones who naturally entertain you through rants
For some its effortless..
With me, I still remember that one time in 12th grade when I unintentionally said something amazingly witty and the whole class was in hysterics.
That one time. ONE.
You're a Tim spokesman.
Ben legit has the best job in the world. Dude gets a free show everyday
Twice a week
@@deven9565 they are together pretty much everyday
I really hope someone doesn’t write an article on this and takes it out of context. Would be a shame.
“I used to do it on a Gin Blossoms CD”
I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly videos.
Word
I have done many lines of a Bush CD. 16 stone or something... the memories are hazy to say the least
@@StupiderWithAB mine was Eminem show
Godzila (1997) soundtrack, Jamiroquai deeper underground lol
Can't wait for next weeks podcast where Tim gushes about his new Tesla.
Teslas are great but the owner community is cringe
@@philspaghet they are not great
@@philspaghet Teslas just ranked 2nd to last in Consumer Reports' reliability study. They're not "great".
@Joseph Weird. You'd think that the Ford F-150 would have made the top pick list for 2020, if that was the case. Or that Ford would have more of their cars in the top pick list, and in higher positions. The truth is that Ford is a small philanthropic contributor. So, this Ford argument is piss poor. Teslas suck balls, and so does Elon. lol
"Elon Musk is a little annoying" sounds like an understatement
It's not even Musk as much as his fans that won't shut the fuck up about him. Reminds me a lot of the Steve Jobs cult honestly
Not a cult type person, but I like the cult leader a little a bit. I hope he has much success. Maybe because he is essentially a person who gets out there and does his thing. Ramble on, sing my song- reminds me of musk.
He's like if every used car salesman in history was amalgamated into a Used Car Salesman Megazord.
Hahahahaha. “Why doesn’t the car go to the meeting and say the bullshit things you’re going to say.” Muuuuuhhaahahahaha.
Timmy boy, never get rid of Ben. You guys a perfect comedian match.
Well
The turned have tables.
Aged sadly
This is great. He hit the nail on the cultish self-important head.
0:09 "you buy the product, and you become a spokesman for the product"
I will have a Tesla, and it will go to Ralph's for me, perform my husbandly duties, and mow my lawn - and I will be free to descend into a fugue state and listen to Doja Cat and play with my fidget spinner like I've always dreamed of.
"Where you buy the product and become a spokesman for the product" you mean like a pyramid scheme? LOL
Now you know how PC owners feel about insufferable Apple users.
Maybe 10 years ago Apple owners were like that but now almost every student has an apple computer that it’s not worth talking about ever.
@Bill Rock I own an XPS 13. The way I see it the “PC superior race” is more prevalent than the annoying apple fanboys.
@@ndnrb_ That was true for a while, but I've seen a major tectonic shift to chrome books. Elementary schools (that I've seen) have switched to ruggedized chrome books and google-classroom. For sr. kids the regular chrome books have a big range of price points - but none that I've used have been trash (unlike those win/net books from a few years ago).
I have a pc and an iphone
Maybe if windows wasn’t a POS...
Tim hung the Polo up for a sec, but still rockin' the pony on the pocket..good stuff.
"Yeah you can self drive so you can cut lines of coke on a cd case"
-If you've managed to find a cd case in your self driving Tesla in 2021, then you've got some premium coke my friend.
🤣
90% of Teslas have annoying vanity plates
''tim dillon goes off at everyman in the comedy scene''
I have spent the past three days of recovery after a surgery binge-watching everything Tim and have yet to see any of his rants that don't bring me to tears 🤣 comedic GOLD!!!
5:58 how he makes fun of bens alcoholism is funny af
They will have rip my gasoline drinking atmospheric engine car out of my cold hands before I am gonna go electric
You won't have to wait too long, you will be considered the same as people that smoke cigarettes today.
Not saying I agree with it, just seems the way it's going.
You know what else self drives, the bus.
Watching this 3 years later. The man is a prophet.
This appeared and my recommended and I’ve never been happier
Had a terrible day and i turn this podcast on. First laugh ive had all day. Keep it up
I know what you mean
“Housewives and rappers......and I’m half of each....”😭
I like the dynamic that these two have.
My attorney was boasting about how he’s a better person in society because he owns a Tesla.
Tesla owners are like NASCAR fans. They can’t figure out what’s wrong with their 98 Dodge Dakota but somehow they know what it takes to build an engine suitable for the Daytona 500.
People act like a Tesla can fly. When its on the 405 northbound at 6 p.m. , bumper to bumper like the rest of them... I hope they find that cd case.
I’m going to keep my eye out for cd’s none of the current cars even have CD players
Sharing is caring!!
You can just put it on auto pilot and take a nap while everybody else is there in traffic
Why do I love watching Tim rip on things everyone likes?
It's satisfying
because deep down you agree and he's right
Here to support Tim vs angry soy Tesla owners
Same, here to support my fav Gay Fatty
“Cut lines of Coke on a fucking cd case” Purple Rain CD was my go to.
"It's a real knife fight down there at the Tesla dealership"
The plot twist when Tim said Ben had a Tesla after roasting and threatening them for 5 minutes
I love that Tim talks from a perspective I can understand and relate to! He’s a proper working class guy and I’m all for it!
How did Tim know I managed a Hedge Fund?.....
Joe Rogan every podcast: Yeah I have a Tesla, it makes other cars seem dumb.
Can’t wait to sit in the back seat and watch the Tim Dillon show while my Cybertruck drives me to work.
I’m ok with just listening to his podcast through my headphones while being in charge of the direction I choose to go.
“I’m Doing It! ME!-I’M Making A Difference!!”-New Tesla Owner
-“Bitch! You Just Bought A Car!!”-TD
‘I used to do it on a gin blossoms cd..’
nice Tim lol
It was fucking Radiohead Kid A for me 😄
Joe Rogan called his Tesla a Time Machine lol.
Seems like whenever I'm on the fence about a certain subject, i just watch a Tim Dillon video abut about it and my mind seems to make its self up.
Tesla driver honked at me for no reason today, this is therapeutic
when you see people act like that towards a product, buy the stock
I used to cut coke on one of those big flavored popcorn tin tops while driving 😂
Any car made 2010 or newer is self driving, car companies don’t want you to know that
Thanks for everything, Tim Dillon. You are awesome.
Buying a Tesla is like buying into the fandom of a sports team.
Irony is it probably requires more energy and resources to make a tesla and charging it right now than a petrol car
Both need to be made lol
And 2 years later you are correct it takes basically an approximate amount of emissions to produce a Tesla as it does to produce a gas powered vehicle and power it for most of its life. Cobalt mining requires a metric fuck ton of gasoline diesel etc
@@spjr99 🤣
Good thing I bought a $85000 sports car so I can get to Dairy Queen 45 seconds faster than your Kia 🍦
TH-cam played a Tesla ad for me right after this video lmao
My local Kroger grocery store got rid of the “expecting mothers” close parking spots for EV charging spots
As a Tesla owner I approve of this message
A Gin Blossom CD, I died…
this is the best duo, since joey diaz and lee. I cant get enough of these rants.
To be fair this shit always happen like ford and chevy truck owners act the same way, especially in small towns
South Park did a good episode about this way back in 2006 called Smug Alert
@Sanberk Atalay my condolences sir. I hope things are better for you now
Tim gettin these jokes off like it’s 2010. I love him.
When Tim moves to Texas he'll be trading his truck for a cybertruck
Tim driving around in a cybertruck in his bape be a premium bit
The take we didn't know we needed.
My step dad bought one in 2019. No self driving mode. Brand new. Dual motor. This is a guy who owns a strip mall, 9 rental properties and has the pension of a boilermakers union worker and he still pays $800 a month for it! It’s not a cheap car. It’s beyond luxury
"Tesla owners feels like theyre spokesperson for the car". Meanwhile he exclusively wears Ralph Lauren
I did mine on a Dishwalla CD, because you know no one is looking at a Dishwalla CD.
I actually have never met a man who are drives a Tesla. Oh, I've met "males" that drive them, but no men.
I knew Tim would eventually get around to saying "Range Rover".
I had a complete stranger ask me if I wanted to ride in his Tesla at a party.
If you have a Tesla and you set it to self driving, and you sit in the passenger seat , AND it accidentally hits someone , is it truly your fault??......
I have a cousin who owns a very successful niche furniture company, and he has a Tesla, but he is absolutely not a fanboy; if anything, there's always a new thing about it that he's complaining about because either it's on the fritz, or some firmware update changed something he liked. It IS crazy fast though, and a lot more manageable at speed than you'd think for an electric car.
That speed is crucial when you have to commute a couple states over on a near-weekly basis to maintain the company's operations.
Tim dillon 50% housewife 50% rapper
It's got ludicrous mode which means it sucks up the battery 80% faster. So you can catch up to the pervert van just in time for your car to die
"never go back maybe thats the case", more like single mother
4:05 thank you, thank you for that idea
Its the "im cooler then you because i have something you dont" bullshit.
Where are you going?! Are you chasing after a van who just kidnapped a woman?"
Ludicrous speed, Go!
Im tryna find that $ 37K tesla he mentioned
The base model 3
@@loganc4904 a used 2019 is still 38k
So where’s that tesla he mentioned
@@violater7026 on the Tesla website, the model 3 starts at $37,990
Cybertruck base is 39k
Learning to drive is going to be a thing of the past. How strange
Clean fuel's actually the future (ask Porsche)(Dont tell the Tesla bros)
they still going to use fossil fuels to dig up the lithium? still going to use fossil fuels to make the electricity?
I need you to rant this at the jre 🤣🤣
You are right on the money about Tesla owners
I would never drive a car again if I didnt have to. That's how little I care about cars. Its just a way to get me somewhere. I honestly rather ride my bike in the better seasons than drive.
Tesla owners right now are the same people that have to buy a new iPhone every year. My favorite is cyber truck owners. That’s a whole different level of douche bag
“Tim Dillion goes off” I had to click. And second it said Tesla
This is going out straight to you Joe Rogan😂
0:45 literally one of the teachers in my school.
I’m proud of the fact that my 1 liter motorcycle gets less MPG. Than most cars today.
after that Gin Blossoms reference went to see their discography and there is an album called "Dusted". was that the one, Tim?
Let's hope a white woman with blue hair doesn't write an article about this
literally just woke up and that cocaine reference got me clucking...yay?
I’ll never give up my supercharged V8 with a 6 speed manual from my dead hands!!
Fuck yeah brother gobless
Mr Dillon is forgetting when the Toyota Prius came out how the owners acted.
Love getting ads for Chuck E. Cheese’s on here lmfao
I always preferred Black Crowes cd's to chop up my Hollywood lines while driving
the last 10 seconds are comedic gold
Is it weird that I totally want to marry Tim Dillon....