They misunderstood the idea of her saying "red" at the end of the movie. She wasn't supposed to say it at the elevator, she was supposed to say it in the room so that Christian would stop hitting her, and he was supposed to keep on going because he couldn't control himself. After that she would leave him because he betrayed her trust and not because she didn't like the idea of what they were doing. It would have made the movie better, but the author pitched a bitchfit over it.
You guys honestly don't know how accurate the Twilight jokes were. No fucking joke here guys, Fifty Shades of Grey was originally a fucking Twilight AU fanfic (in other words, all the characters in Fifty Shades are human versions of the vampires from Twilight) with Bella and Edward being Christian and who-fucking-cares-Mary-Sue-protag. Not even joking, my best friend has PDF files of the damn thing. Of course the original isn't available on FF.net anymore- after all, can't have leaks of the next big fucking hit on the internet, jfc.
So if we do get "Fifty Shades Darker" and "Fifty Shades Freed", does that mean we'll also get the Marlon Wayans parodies of "Fifty Shades Blacker" and "Fifty Shades A Slave"?
My older sister brought all three of the books but I don't know why.Go to fanfic.net and get the same thing for free.Hell , go to A03 and get the same stuff for free but better written.
It's honestly pretty stupid that this movie wasn't released with an NC-17 rating. Except for a handful of horny teenage girls, the vast majority of its audience is over 17, so an NC-17 rating shouldn't reduce the audience by much. Well, maybe it would reduce the audience, since a lot of theaters apparently won't show NC-17 rated movies. But that policy doesn't make any sense if they're willing to show Fifty Shades anyway, since it's still hard-R softcore porn, or any other movie that barely kept an R rating.
The rating system has been a mess for years. The 80s and early 90s had it right. G for Disney movies, PG for most movies, PG-13 for movies like The Breakfast Club and R for stuff with a lot of graphic nudity, violence and simulated sex. Now, Frozen is PG. Return To Oz looks at that and wonders if parents got dumber in 35 years, and the answer is definitely yes.
I can't speak on the film or book personally, but Lexi and Kelly who host the Podcast "Somebody Wrote This" made good run-downs of both. Basically, a lot of their opinion of the movie hinged on that while it wasn't good, they actually liked Anastasia in it, while in the book they thought of her as an idiot who basically had the mind of a child and was unendingly annoying.
I've heard many bad things about these books. My friend keeps trying to convince me that it's good and to read them, I'm just like "No!!". I love this review, very funny and entertaining. Another actor that was going to be hired for Christen Gray, which was Matt Bomer. I know he would have been good, but the writer of the book is a homophobic asshole. Your description of the audience was quite hilarious.
+Renegade Hero (Really late reply) Oh wow, I did not know Matt Bomer was gay (then again I didn't know who that was because I don't watch Suits lol). Can you tell me how you know E.L. James is homophobic? Not saying you're a liar, but if there's an article or series of tweets or an interview, I'd be interested to see it.
You should see Pitch Perfect Brad. It's actually pretty funny and entertaining. You'll probably enjoy it. Don't waste your time with the second one though.
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With books and movies like these, it's always a thin line between going full on porn and actually providing an interesting erotic story. The problem is, most of these authors dont understand when to use elements from one of those sides - if you want a romantic scene, be romantic, if you want a sex scene, be erotic, if you want a fricking BDSM scene do it and dont shy back. I think the problem lies in most of these authors just being sad people who want everyone to partake in their weird fetishes. With these 3 movies I had hoped for them improving on these terrible books and turning them into an interesting story. But with an author like this and a story that badly written, they had almost no chance. I mean, let's be honest, a dominance obsessed buisinessman, with an absurd amount of money and power, grooming an innocent girl to turn into his willing sex-slave could be an interesting story for an erotic thriller. Make him terrifying to a degree that the audience doesn't want him to get her, make her innovent enough that one could buy her not really knowing where she get's herself into but not that you think she is mentally retarded. I think the problem, with this series is that they try to make this increadibly toxic relationship romantic and sexy. They could have gone very far with him being an obsessive prick and her slowly decending into a deep dark pit of self-hatred. Maybe he would tell her his tragic backstory and manipulate her with it. But no, they simply tried to adapt a terrible series of books that didn't work as books and really dont work as movies.
"My god. These fucking housewives need to get laid"
That should be the slogan for the sequel.
I thoroughly enjoyed this review even though I have no interest in seeing the movie. You both are a riot! 😂
Saw Secretary, it was great. Then again, James Spader makes everything great.
Except the Office.
+Godofmoar what's wrong with that?
29AndreG His character on The Office was an absolute dick to everyone.
Godofmoar But you still like him
Hi John McClane. I love all 5 of your movies.
Then Old Fashioned came out....
This aired on my seventeenth birthday?
If I was a lonely teenage girl, I'd be very happy.
+Harman Smith Naw this aint no twilight! This si for lonely old cougars!
She looks so beautiful in the screengrab and in the video. I must draw her! :P
It was originally a Twilight fan fiction before the characters were changed and then became the 50 shades books. Explains much
It was called "Master of the Universe". Presumably it was a He-Man crossover.
I feel ripped off that it WASN'T He-Man fanfiction
The thought of Kristen Chenoweth in "Fifty Shades of Grey" just blows my mind!
Ironically Anastasia Steele does kinda sound like a pornstar name.
They misunderstood the idea of her saying "red" at the end of the movie. She wasn't supposed to say it at the elevator, she was supposed to say it in the room so that Christian would stop hitting her, and he was supposed to keep on going because he couldn't control himself. After that she would leave him because he betrayed her trust and not because she didn't like the idea of what they were doing. It would have made the movie better, but the author pitched a bitchfit over it.
You guys honestly don't know how accurate the Twilight jokes were. No fucking joke here guys, Fifty Shades of Grey was originally a fucking Twilight AU fanfic (in other words, all the characters in Fifty Shades are human versions of the vampires from Twilight) with Bella and Edward being Christian and who-fucking-cares-Mary-Sue-protag. Not even joking, my best friend has PDF files of the damn thing. Of course the original isn't available on FF.net anymore- after all, can't have leaks of the next big fucking hit on the internet, jfc.
So if we do get "Fifty Shades Darker" and "Fifty Shades Freed", does that mean we'll also get the Marlon Wayans parodies of "Fifty Shades Blacker" and "Fifty Shades A Slave"?
Of course.
Holy shit I want to see "Fifty Shades a Slave" that sounds awesome.
+Mr Cline Bricks as a black man that does sound awesome lol
To be honest, the name "Fifty Shades a Slave" is hilarious.
"fifty shades fried chicken"
My older sister brought all three of the books but I don't know why.Go to fanfic.net and get the same thing for free.Hell , go to A03 and get the same stuff for free but better written.
Or Literotica, if you're a fan of nearly publishable quality.
"Hovering on bush" the early 2000s explained
I think I hear a train in the background. Cool.
The theater's parking lot is 400 yards from a railroad track.
Watched the FSoB MS last night. Was hoping this would show up. Ask and I shall receive.
The Kingsman MS next!
Maybe the Snob should review the book and use Barbie and Ken dolls.
Or a Rainbow Brite doll and a bust of Shakespeare.
Including the actual film.
Bruno Mattei would have done this movie sooo much better
19:22 I'm just convinced the script was run through Google Translate multiple times and then back into English. Same with "Fifty Shades Darker".
I got a Pureflix ad...
Dafuq
It's honestly pretty stupid that this movie wasn't released with an NC-17 rating. Except for a handful of horny teenage girls, the vast majority of its audience is over 17, so an NC-17 rating shouldn't reduce the audience by much. Well, maybe it would reduce the audience, since a lot of theaters apparently won't show NC-17 rated movies. But that policy doesn't make any sense if they're willing to show Fifty Shades anyway, since it's still hard-R softcore porn, or any other movie that barely kept an R rating.
The rating system has been a mess for years. The 80s and early 90s had it right. G for Disney movies, PG for most movies, PG-13 for movies like The Breakfast Club and R for stuff with a lot of graphic nudity, violence and simulated sex. Now, Frozen is PG. Return To Oz looks at that and wonders if parents got dumber in 35 years, and the answer is definitely yes.
@@christhornycroft3686Breakfast Club was R.
Elijah Wood as Grey
this is needed in our world.
That’s too hot 🔥😆
wish I had seen this review when I had seen the movie. will say the best part of the movie is the soundtrack, and that's it.
Okay, now I want to read Sarah's Twitter review.
I wish they did it exactly like the book.I want another Showgirls god damnit !
+simone robson everybody got buttplugs and shit.
I'm pretty sure she did say "What's a buttplug?" in the film, which is just hilarious.
I can't speak on the film or book personally, but Lexi and Kelly who host the Podcast "Somebody Wrote This" made good run-downs of both. Basically, a lot of their opinion of the movie hinged on that while it wasn't good, they actually liked Anastasia in it, while in the book they thought of her as an idiot who basically had the mind of a child and was unendingly annoying.
13:51 So, regular Kristen Chenoweth?
I've heard many bad things about these books. My friend keeps trying to convince me that it's good and to read them, I'm just like "No!!". I love this review, very funny and entertaining. Another actor that was going to be hired for Christen Gray, which was Matt Bomer. I know he would have been good, but the writer of the book is a homophobic asshole. Your description of the audience was quite hilarious.
Renegade Hero seriously it should have been Adam Sandler
+Renegade Hero (Really late reply) Oh wow, I did not know Matt Bomer was gay (then again I didn't know who that was because I don't watch Suits lol). Can you tell me how you know E.L. James is homophobic? Not saying you're a liar, but if there's an article or series of tweets or an interview, I'd be interested to see it.
YoDa BaKi yes
Dear Porn.....STOP RUINING FOOD
Nailed it - the Twilight audience just older watching the same types of things....
Brad should have farted in the direction of a middle-aged woman or a teenage girl. :p
+Doughboy Devito In the general die-rection?
I think he's far too classy to do that, even if the movie sucks.
jeez... sounds like if they made the movies a direct adaptation the snob would have to review them instead
+john grinwis it would fit really well with the type of porn he reviews
Probably and it would be amazing.
john grinwis Snob does need to review those films.
You should see Pitch Perfect Brad. It's actually pretty funny and entertaining. You'll probably enjoy it.
Don't waste your time with the second one though.
Why watch 50 Shades of Grey when there's 120 Days of Sodom?
+PufferBluntman 50 Shades eats shit, but in Sodom, they LITERALLY eat shit!
50 Shades of Grey is to 120 Days of Sodom what Dangerous Men is to I Spit on Your Grave. Actually, that's not fair
to Dangerous Men.
Dude, you actually saw the boss? Color me jealous 😎
Will the Smurfs 2 Midnight Screening be uploaded?
32:03 Funny, the guy that directed the sequels also directed Fear.
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey:
th-cam.com/video/XkLqAlIETkA/w-d-xo.html
This video is fucking hilarious. Gilbert Gottfried reading "50 Shades Of Grey" is worthy of Hemingway.
Doughboy Devito If he had actually read the whole book on audio like that, I would buy that.
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Charlie Sheen should've played Grey. That would've been interesting!
He would have also been the most qualified.
"Winning!"
Brad, Sarah, come on guys, the best Springsteen song is of course Jungleland. Shouts out to The Big Man and his also very talented nephew!
Aloha is still not a real movie
I liked love me like you do
only enjoyable part of the movie
why watch this movie when i have videodrome.
Alas, blip, a site of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Nobody who likes these books and films has had adult sex.
Of course that's not true.😒
#Scooter Thefox
With books and movies like these, it's always a thin line between going full on porn and actually providing an interesting erotic story. The problem is, most of these authors dont understand when to use elements from one of those sides - if you want a romantic scene, be romantic, if you want a sex scene, be erotic, if you want a fricking BDSM scene do it and dont shy back.
I think the problem lies in most of these authors just being sad people who want everyone to partake in their weird fetishes. With these 3 movies I had hoped for them improving on these terrible books and turning them into an interesting story. But with an author like this and a story that badly written, they had almost no chance.
I mean, let's be honest, a dominance obsessed buisinessman, with an absurd amount of money and power, grooming an innocent girl to turn into his willing sex-slave could be an interesting story for an erotic thriller. Make him terrifying to a degree that the audience doesn't want him to get her, make her innovent enough that one could buy her not really knowing where she get's herself into but not that you think she is mentally retarded. I think the problem, with this series is that they try to make this increadibly toxic relationship romantic and sexy. They could have gone very far with him being an obsessive prick and her slowly decending into a deep dark pit of self-hatred. Maybe he would tell her his tragic backstory and manipulate her with it. But no, they simply tried to adapt a terrible series of books that didn't work as books and really dont work as movies.
WTF is this book/film has no clue what actual BDSM is. This is just a shitty fan fic that romanticize a abusive relationship