Brad's brain shutting down from hearing "Kinky Fuckery" reminds of when SpongeBob forgot his name. The inside of his consciousness is in flames while mini Brads are panicking.
Someone make a meme of Sarah saying, "Don't have sex in a swimming pool, there's chemicals in there!" And make her famous because that was glorious xDDD
Andre Martänz Dakota Johnson should be in a Lego movie. Fuck these dumb novel adaptations. Give me Harry Potter and Series of Unfortunate Events over Twilight, True Blood and 50 Shades Danker any day. I'm still excited for Universal's Super Nintendo Land coming to their theme parks in 2020...
4:47 - Apparently the author didn't like how the women making the first one tried to give the movie like a plot and tried to make it you know, an actual movie. So for this 2nd one she got them to hire her husband instead, so if this movie seems a lot more like only fan fiction and f$£king... that's why
So I gotta remark on something. I totally agree with Sarah on Spike changing because the audience liked him. Vegeta on the other hand has had legitimate character development that shows him changing as a person, particularly in Dragonball Super. Okay, nerd moment over. You guys are awesome, keep up the good work
How old is Christian Grey supposed to be that his *childhood room* would have a Chronicles of Riddick poster? Bet Dakota Johnson can't wait for the final film: "Fifty Shades Freed (From Contractual Obligation)".
I had to stifle my laugh at the Chronicles of Riddick poster too! The fact that it's a FRAMED poster, it reminded me of Seth Rogen in The 40-Year-Old Virgin saying, "You FRAMED an ASIA POSTER?!"
Listen to Charles Dance reading out the "kinky fuckery" line in front of a fireplace, in an armchair, like a narrator for a Dickens tv special. It's awesome.
Hugh Dancy was actually cut from this film. He was supposed to play the psychiatrist for Christian Grey. That freaking sucks because I'm happy him getting film roles after Hannibal. (He would have been the best part of this film for sure and also more character development)
I don't know. Bulma does go from being scared shitless of him to humping his brains out pretty quickly. Most of the characters do gloss over the fact that he is a serial killer, probably because of those tight pants.
When the first movie came out, me and my single friends all got really drunk to go see it. When we got in the theater, everyone else in the audience was super drunk too. I could hear wine bottles roll down the aisle several times. Everyone was laughing hysterically. Definitely my best theater experience in many years.
Dakota Johnson can now empathize with Robert Pattinson; they both portrayed leading characters in a horrible movie series, and they hated every second of it. if only the 50 Shades movies had Michael Sheen.
50 Shades only exists because E L James originally wrote a Twilight fanfic but used Find & Replace in Word to change "vampires" to "BDSM". Then the book publisher asked her to change things so Stephanie Meyer didn't sue them.
I think they're quite intelligent, to be honest, if not cheesy. But I like the cheese, personally. I find it charming. Especially The Times They Are a Changeling. I fucking ADORE that episode.
14:32--"I'm not a dominant, I'm a sadist. I get off on hurting women who look like my crackhead mother." Holy shit. I don't know what's more disturbing: That or knowing so many of the world's housewives lapped it up as "romantic". It's not romantic, it's creepy! Even Freud would need to get hammered every night to forget his workdays if he had Christian Grey as a patient. Bloody hell . . .
People hate the WonderWoman guitar riff?? It's great! I mean at least she has a theme that can be identified quickly, unlike the Man of Steel theme which while I enjoy takes time to build.
I don't hate the guitar riff, but in BVS it seemed really manipulative. In a movie that had some soul that would be the part where the audience cheered, and the music made it clear they expected to get that reaction, but as with the rest of the film the theatre was dead silent.
Man, if you want good S&M, just go on archiveofourown.org, pick your favorite show or whatever, and type SSC in the tag bar. You'll get that shit done right and it'll likely be 1000x more romantic and emotionally healthy than this stupid series. I'm not a member of the "community" but even I can appreciate that steel tight bond of trust and love between S's and M's when clearly portrayed correctly in fiction and showcased in real life. It bothers me that THIS of all series is the one to take off when there are tons of *original* book series (read: Not rehashed fanfictions) with tons of more rave reviews that don't have film offers. Or maybe they do?
Talyn has time What, What, What, stories by people who know more than being someone who has a friend who kinda like it maybe. (like this or the story of O.) Who at least know What SSC stands for. Crazy talk!
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it: if you want a good BDSM sexual thriller, watch The Secretary. The ending is a little odd, I will say, but it's sooooo much better than this trash.
I literally saw this last night and I barely remember it except for a few random things but thank you for the Riddick thing thank you so much for noticing that.
I love Brad and Sarah reviews, especially when they don't like it. BTW my older sister and her girlfriends are excited to see Girls Night Out. I now am imagining my sister and her friends at the movie sitting behind Brian and Dave as they all watch the movie together. 😂 I would join them just to watch Brian and Dave watch the film.
I was reading the plot on the Wikipedia page and in the description was this nifty line, " Christain, not wanting to lose Ana, drops to his knees and turns into a submissive." If the Wikipedia page has lines like that, I'd hate to see what the actual movie has to say.
You know which part I wish you guys mentioned? When she quoted Working Girl for no reason other than to say a line of dialogue that her real life mother once said. I could not believe what I was hearing!
17:25 That "hole prison" was actually not in India, but in Morocco apparently. As people pointed out (commenters on a video of the prison escape scene responding to people asking what the chanting means to be specific) the other prisoners were speaking the Arabic dialect from Morocco.
Between the first one coming out the same weekend as Kingsman & this one coming out the with John Wick 2, this series keeps picking some of the best action movies to smother at the box office. Can't it just compete with a Chipmunks sequel like every other blockbuster?
Tabby296 We all know that Universal is just going to make the thrid book into two movies. Then again, they don't need to. I'm pretty sure they get a good chunk of money every time someone buys a Minions toy.
i kinda agree with brad wish disney would stop remaking live action adaptations of classics like Beauty and the beast and just re-release the damn original animated movie in cinemas
Brad's face in the thumbnail is the same reaction I had when I walked into the theater yesterday and saw this sack of crap was being played on 4 of the 11 screens.
The only thing I disagree in this video is your opinion of the new Jungle Book. Totally relevant right? Idk if you saw that one or not but it's actually closer to the book and has a different structure than the animated film and imo I like it much more. I hope Kong Skull Island or Logan beats this BaTB remake at the box office, kinda doubt it.
I wasn't crazy about The Jungle Book, but it did do some things differently, more than I gave it credit for in the original review. The new Beauty and the Beast doesn't look like an adaptation, it looks like a straight up shot for shot remake. I could be wrong though.
Stoned Gremlin Productions Yeah Jungle Book is the only one I give a shit about out of these so far. Did you see the Kong Skull Island trailer attached to any of these movies? Just curious
Stoned Gremlin Productions The new Beauty and the Beast is supposed to have new songs in it and there are a lot of small scenes in the trailers that certainly weren't in the animated film, such as a shot of Paris. Plus Gaston is a soldier in this one.
Brad, they DO make some major changes/additions in the BatB movie. I read the spoilers from the novelization of the 2017 BatB screenplay. I won't go into detail, but they are pretty bad changes that harm the moral and message of the movie. Disney is, once again, harming the artistic integrity of the original film. =(
Random Q: How do you keep the lights on? Sidebar: the big issue I have with Beauty and the Beast is that the cartoon came out in 1991 and it is still very culturally relevant. Yeah, most of the older Disney movies that have already received this treatment are still relevant, but not to the same degree.
I was the only person laughing in the theater when Dakota Johnson splashed her drink in Kim Basinger's face. I was also shocked when the movie ended, I checked the time and saw the movie was a little under 2 hours long. The damn thing felt like a fucking eternity.
I can't believe they came up with the title Fifty Shades Freed, You Know, Like The Slaves and not the much more obvious title Fifty Slaves Freed. It was right there, guys.
Gotta agree with Brad, I'm not a fan of the disney live actions. The originals were perfect and can be left alone. It just feels like they're just cashing in on nostalgia for easy box office success.
Brad: "Fuck this movie! Fuck this movie hard!"
My first thought: "No, the movie would like that. Just don't touch it."
FlyingFocs denial is the greatest torture to a submissive
Buffalo Bill's Dance Sequence was hotter than this shit lol
XD kinky fuckeryyyy XDXD
No don't fuck this movie, don't let your friends fuck this movie. This movie's unfuckable
Sarah saying "Why does anything exist? We are dust, and then we die!" in her adorable perky voice is amazing.
Brad's brain shutting down from hearing "Kinky Fuckery" reminds of when SpongeBob forgot his name. The inside of his consciousness is in flames while mini Brads are panicking.
Or the Pickles one. "I. Anything. Can't. Do. Right. Since. Because. Pickles."
Someone make a meme of Sarah saying, "Don't have sex in a swimming pool, there's chemicals in there!" And make her famous because that was glorious xDDD
ThatGuyWithTheMon
"Don't buy a Wii, I already have a Doorknob!" - TestZero, Commercial Failure Couch Commander review.
"An erotic thriller starring Bruce Willis?....."
"You know what, it is kinda amazing."
"No, I'm already sold."
My favorite part of the review
Another example of cheesy nineties erotic thriller would be all the stuff with Tane McClure.
"Dakota johnson was actin her little tush off"
somehow that line made me laugh out really loud
Andre Martänz Dakota Johnson should be in a Lego movie. Fuck these dumb novel adaptations. Give me Harry Potter and Series of Unfortunate Events over Twilight, True Blood and 50 Shades Danker any day. I'm still excited for Universal's Super Nintendo Land coming to their theme parks in 2020...
Andre Martänz Well, based on the pictures I've seen of her, she looks pretty dang thin enough to have a little tush.
she might have a cute little tush actually, but if i remember correctly she had a tush-double ;)
Andre Martänz "hello ma'am your resumé says you were a stunt double. may i ask what movies you've worked on?"
"i was a butt double in fifty shades"
I read this as she ws saying it
4:47 - Apparently the author didn't like how the women making the first one tried to give the movie like a plot and tried to make it you know, an actual movie. So for this 2nd one she got them to hire her husband instead, so if this movie seems a lot more like only fan fiction and f$£king... that's why
Thank you for taking this bullet for us.
I can't wait to see Moviebob rip this film a new one!
Always nice to learn new swear words. And MovieBOB sure has a way with words.
Eh, moviebob sucks as much as this movie
Really altogether he saved everyone like $100k Brad's just Fuggin Brilliant lol
So I gotta remark on something. I totally agree with Sarah on Spike changing because the audience liked him. Vegeta on the other hand has had legitimate character development that shows him changing as a person, particularly in Dragonball Super. Okay, nerd moment over. You guys are awesome, keep up the good work
Barely, vegeta's character development is based on a pretty flimsy premise.
How old is Christian Grey supposed to be that his *childhood room* would have a Chronicles of Riddick poster?
Bet Dakota Johnson can't wait for the final film: "Fifty Shades Freed (From Contractual Obligation)".
Andrew Welter She might as well Unfriend him and haunt him on Facebook!
I love you two when you're reviewing movies together. Like a good combination of cinnamon and sugar for my review.
50 Shades of Grey is like getting ass-raped by Katana(from Suicide Squad)'s sword. It's painful and a piece of your soul is taken when it's over.
Or Kitana (from Mortal Kombat)'s fan-blade. Every time you get back up to fight back, she does it again.
I had to stifle my laugh at the Chronicles of Riddick poster too! The fact that it's a FRAMED poster, it reminded me of Seth Rogen in The 40-Year-Old Virgin saying, "You FRAMED an ASIA POSTER?!"
Kinky fuckery actually sounds like it could be funny in a better movie.
Flat Cap it would be a cool band name
Go look up "Charles Dance reads 50 Shades of Grey." You'll thank me later
@hemmingwayfan you son of a....
i was close to dying laughing
Bruno Matti?
Side note: Sarah, your hair cut is gorgeous haha
Man, I get this is gonna make more than John Wick 2, but there is gonna be hell to pay if Fifty Shades beats Lego Batman.
AtticWarrior1994 Well a ton of predictor sites say it's gonna lose out to Lego Batman by 10 mil or so
People are gonna bring their kids to Lego Batman, probably not the case with Fifty Shades. I hope.
starwarsnerd100 You'd be surprised. I work at a movie theater, and I would say 25% of the people brought their children
Darryl Sanborn Ugh. We're all going to Hell.
Darryl Sanborn wait people brought their kids in 50SD??? ...dang the next generationos going to be really fucked up.
I was just watching the Double Toasted review of this, then I got the notification for this review. I'm happy.
Nostalgic Jeremy So did I! Just got out of DT review!
Nostalgic Jeremy Oh my God! Me three.
Same. I'm so satisfied lol
Nostalgic Jeremy It must be Christmas morning
Same here lol
Listen to Charles Dance reading out the "kinky fuckery" line in front of a fireplace, in an armchair, like a narrator for a Dickens tv special. It's awesome.
Hugh Dancy was actually cut from this film. He was supposed to play the psychiatrist for Christian Grey. That freaking sucks because I'm happy him getting film roles after Hannibal. (He would have been the best part of this film for sure and also more character development)
As soon as Sarah said "The Zookeeper's Wife", I immediately thought, "The sequel to "The Zookeeper" with Kevin James getting a wife?"
Okay, we know about the subplots, but what about the domplots?
This movie is one whole domplot (dumb plot).
And the award for best comment goes to...
Don't you dare compare Vegeta to Christian gray!
Vegeta is an actual character unlike that wannabe creepy Bruce Wayne!
Mixed with Edward from Twilight
Yeah, all the other characters she named are, ya know, GOOD CHARACTERS.
iused2becool Yeah but this started off as Twilight fan fiction, so you know they copied it.
Brodie Crain I'd love to see Vegeta destroy Christian Grey's building... but he better do it on any day but Sunday!
I don't know. Bulma does go from being scared shitless of him to humping his brains out pretty quickly. Most of the characters do gloss over the fact that he is a serial killer, probably because of those tight pants.
When the first movie came out, me and my single friends all got really drunk to go see it. When we got in the theater, everyone else in the audience was super drunk too. I could hear wine bottles roll down the aisle several times. Everyone was laughing hysterically. Definitely my best theater experience in many years.
You could have let Lloyd and Chloë watch the baby. I'm sure they would be great at it.
Valdagast Llyod would have used the baby as bait for rats
Or you could let Brad babysit. I'm sure the baby would love watching Caligula.
Valdagast I sense a spin off
Dakota Johnson can now empathize with Robert Pattinson; they both portrayed leading characters in a horrible movie series, and they hated every second of it. if only the 50 Shades movies had Michael Sheen.
50 Shades only exists because E L James originally wrote a Twilight fanfic but used Find & Replace in Word to change "vampires" to "BDSM".
Then the book publisher asked her to change things so Stephanie Meyer didn't sue them.
My response to "Kinky Fuckery" was, "That would be a great name for a porno store!".
I actually said that out loud in the theater.
Huh, didn't know Sarah had a baby. Congrats to her and Dave.
50 Shades Darkest: Electric Darkgaloo.
Jamal Cooper Electric Dark Glue!
I never clicked on a video so fast
100% truth.
yup
Trivia: In Italy, this IS Fifty Shades Of Black, and FSOB is titled Fifty Smudges Of Black.
The hell is wrong with people? Wonder Woman's movie theme is brilliant.
Also that's not a guitar riff, it's an electric cello.
Villains turning good due to popularity...Discord, Trixie, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer... shall I go on?
Sunset Shimmer: the only thing from Equestria Girls I ever gave a shit about. X'D
blaa6 Hell, why stop at just Ponies when we can include Kevin 11 in that category as well.
Bianca Mayer Most people don't think the lessons about friendship are forced.
I think they're quite intelligent, to be honest, if not cheesy. But I like the cheese, personally. I find it charming. Especially The Times They Are a Changeling. I fucking ADORE that episode.
I have a feeling the new MLP movie will be much better than the first one.
Some of those lines seem like they were written by aliens unfamiliar with how humans actually talk.
Dunes8 I bet you that 50 Shades Danker was written by the purple Minions from Dispicable Me 2.
Is it weird that my thoughts went to the Half-Life G-man trying to write erotic fiction?
I like the Wonder Woman theme! That's right! Send your hate to me!
I like it, who actually would hate for that?
Always a delight to see Sarah reading the names of movies from her forearm. ;)
14:32--"I'm not a dominant, I'm a sadist. I get off on hurting women who look like my crackhead mother."
Holy shit. I don't know what's more disturbing: That or knowing so many of the world's housewives lapped it up as "romantic". It's not romantic, it's creepy! Even Freud would need to get hammered every night to forget his workdays if he had Christian Grey as a patient. Bloody hell . . .
People hate the WonderWoman guitar riff?? It's great! I mean at least she has a theme that can be identified quickly, unlike the Man of Steel theme which while I enjoy takes time to build.
I don't hate the guitar riff, but in BVS it seemed really manipulative. In a movie that had some soul that would be the part where the audience cheered, and the music made it clear they expected to get that reaction, but as with the rest of the film the theatre was dead silent.
A B I like it too. In bvs, when the music came and WW appeared it was one few great moments in the film
Just FYI, It's an electric cello, not a guitar.
Man, if you want good S&M, just go on archiveofourown.org, pick your favorite show or whatever, and type SSC in the tag bar. You'll get that shit done right and it'll likely be 1000x more romantic and emotionally healthy than this stupid series. I'm not a member of the "community" but even I can appreciate that steel tight bond of trust and love between S's and M's when clearly portrayed correctly in fiction and showcased in real life.
It bothers me that THIS of all series is the one to take off when there are tons of *original* book series (read: Not rehashed fanfictions) with tons of more rave reviews that don't have film offers. Or maybe they do?
ao3 authors (for the most part) are amazing. I approve of this comment.
Talyn has time What, What, What, stories by people who know more than being someone who has a friend who kinda like it maybe. (like this or the story of O.) Who at least know What SSC stands for. Crazy talk!
You, you my man. Boss, you're aces in my book just for this comment.
I'll add to the recommendations you got there. Sunstone! BDSM comic that's really good. Read that and every volume instead!
That's a good fanfic site
Been waiting for this review since the trailer!
Yay!!! I was looking forward to this review forever, made my day! Sarah rocks as usual!
Not going to read the books or see the movies, but was so looking forward to the TH-cam reviews. Thank you guys!
It always makes me sigh when I click on a video, where the runtime's longer than how long it's been out, and there's already a dislike. Damn it.
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it: if you want a good BDSM sexual thriller, watch The Secretary. The ending is a little odd, I will say, but it's sooooo much better than this trash.
Secretary is more of a romance, not a thriller
I literally saw this last night and I barely remember it except for a few random things but thank you for the Riddick thing thank you so much for noticing that.
"Best Man Christmas Party".. Thanks Sarah, now that's going to be coming out this November.
I've read dirtier smut by sexually frustrated teens on Tumblr.
@BloodSky Angel smut I could actually get off to, may I add...
old fashioned 2: the resurrection of clay walsh
Sarah's face in the thumbnail summarizes the movie.
Did Sarah say her baby watches Breaking Bad?! Coolest mom ever.
"She's been watching Breaking Bad"
Sarah is the best mum
this made me laugh so much, you pointed out everything I thought while watchin!
Question for Brad... would this movie series be better it Tinto Brass wrote and directed them?
I've never clicked on a Midnight Screenings vid so quickly. Yaaaaaaaaas.
After reading Sarah's tweets, I have been waiting for this video with as much excitement I have been waiting for the Lego Batman Movie.
I really really like the Wonder Woman theme
I honestly don't see what people see in those movies.
Especially how the first movie turned out...
wild cats is hilarious haha with the office guy going Right right all the time hahahahah
Now, I would love to see Sarah's reactions of Color of Night.
I love Brad and Sarah reviews, especially when they don't like it.
BTW my older sister and her girlfriends are excited to see Girls Night Out. I now am imagining my sister and her friends at the movie sitting behind Brian and Dave as they all watch the movie together. 😂 I would join them just to watch Brian and Dave watch the film.
Oops I meant Girls' Trip. haha
the screenshot for this video makes me think 'you did this Brad' from Sarah's look
Team Snob is a awesome group of friends, all you guys are awesome for taking bullets for us like this "film".
I was reading the plot on the Wikipedia page and in the description was this nifty line, " Christain, not wanting to lose Ana, drops to his knees and turns into a submissive." If the Wikipedia page has lines like that, I'd hate to see what the actual movie has to say.
21:50 You'd think a bdsm movie would be good at tieing up plots. :V
omg yes. Your videos is the only reason i look forward to this cinematic shit.
Chronicles of Riddick is a masterpiece!
Very true. But when I'm in the mood for Vin Diesel I go straight to the Riddick trilogy
Chronicles of Riddick is criminally underrated.
kevin willems Assault and Vinegar.
yeah i love it. People shit on it by its pretty cool for me
Never thought I would hear a vegeta reference in a 50 shades review haha
Lmao, my cat was actually watching this video with me for a little bit, and then he tried to friggin attack Brad's face. XD
Spike, Buffy, Vegeta.
Was not expecting that. :'D
She Dreams of Dragons
Vegeta: (After destroying Christian Grey's building) Too bad it's Sunday. Christian Grey would have been dead tomorrow!
"Dave gets in trouble for being so 'DAVE' about stuff" LMAO!!
Oh Brad you're such a sweetheart for taking her to this * cackles *
i got way too excited when i saw this
The ad I got mid way through this was for the Fifty Shades Darker audio book
You know which part I wish you guys mentioned? When she quoted Working Girl for no reason other than to say a line of dialogue that her real life mother once said. I could not believe what I was hearing!
17:25 That "hole prison" was actually not in India, but in Morocco apparently. As people pointed out (commenters on a video of the prison escape scene responding to people asking what the chanting means to be specific) the other prisoners were speaking the Arabic dialect from Morocco.
#ActualLee
I love that guy. Any other famous Actuals I should know about?
Between the first one coming out the same weekend as Kingsman & this one coming out the with John Wick 2, this series keeps picking some of the best action movies to smother at the box office. Can't it just compete with a Chipmunks sequel like every other blockbuster?
"This movie can completely go fuck itself!"
"Are you looking forward to the third one?"
"Yes..."
LOL. I know the feeling.
Whenever I hear the word "fuckery", I for some reason picture the GOP. So... "kinky fuckery"? Well thank you, movie; THAT IMAGE is in my head now.
You KNOW that 50 Shades Blacker is going to happen.
The Scary Movies stopped making money for forever and there's thousands of those!
Scary Movie 5 grossed 75 million on a budget of $20 million. Not really a hit, but it didn't lose.
Psst. Brad. If you liked the "kinky fuckery" line, look up Charles Dance reading that excerpt from the book. It is hilarious.
I didn't expect the series to get a sequel movie. Though I think it'll probably go down the line as Twilight did.
Oh dear it's the new Twilight. 😳
It started of as a fan fiction and then the author published it as a book.
50 Shades is worse, at least you can call Twilight a love story, 50 Shades isn't in any sense.
Tabby296 We all know that Universal is just going to make the thrid book into two movies. Then again, they don't need to. I'm pretty sure they get a good chunk of money every time someone buys a Minions toy.
There's a video of Charles Dance reading the book, when he gets to the line "kinky fuckery" it's actually kind of awesome.
now I want to see Vegeta fight Christian grey.
Also, I love the Wonder Woman theme she has now. Fight me, nerds.
i kinda agree with brad wish disney would stop remaking live action adaptations of classics like Beauty and the beast and just re-release the damn original animated movie in cinemas
Brad's face in the thumbnail is the same reaction I had when I walked into the theater yesterday and saw this sack of crap was being played on 4 of the 11 screens.
Of fucking course I got an add for the film before this
I'm with Brad. Beauty and the Beast IS THE SAME GOD DAMN MOVIE!
The only thing I disagree in this video is your opinion of the new Jungle Book. Totally relevant right? Idk if you saw that one or not but it's actually closer to the book and has a different structure than the animated film and imo I like it much more. I hope Kong Skull Island or Logan beats this BaTB remake at the box office, kinda doubt it.
I wasn't crazy about The Jungle Book, but it did do some things differently, more than I gave it credit for in the original review. The new Beauty and the Beast doesn't look like an adaptation, it looks like a straight up shot for shot remake. I could be wrong though.
Stoned Gremlin Productions Yeah Jungle Book is the only one I give a shit about out of these so far. Did you see the Kong Skull Island trailer attached to any of these movies? Just curious
Hell yes, I'm super excited for that one.
Stoned Gremlin Productions The new Beauty and the Beast is supposed to have new songs in it and there are a lot of small scenes in the trailers that certainly weren't in the animated film, such as a shot of Paris. Plus Gaston is a soldier in this one.
Brad, they DO make some major changes/additions in the BatB movie. I read the spoilers from the novelization of the 2017 BatB screenplay. I won't go into detail, but they are pretty bad changes that harm the moral and message of the movie. Disney is, once again, harming the artistic integrity of the original film. =(
you guys are funny. had me laughing throughout the review.
I have to say I'm glad that the 50 Shades books exist. Otherwise there would never be a video of Charles Dance reading them.
Random Q: How do you keep the lights on?
Sidebar: the big issue I have with Beauty and the Beast is that the cartoon came out in 1991 and it is still very culturally relevant. Yeah, most of the older Disney movies that have already received this treatment are still relevant, but not to the same degree.
I was the only person laughing in the theater when Dakota Johnson splashed her drink in Kim Basinger's face.
I was also shocked when the movie ended, I checked the time and saw the movie was a little under 2 hours long. The damn thing felt like a fucking eternity.
Given that the first movie is equivalent to watching paint dry, this'll probably be the equivalent to watching grass grow in slow motion
I kinda like chronicles of Riddick granted I saw it when I was 13 I think so I guess that explains it
I can't believe they came up with the title Fifty Shades Freed, You Know, Like The Slaves and not the much more obvious title Fifty Slaves Freed. It was right there, guys.
Gotta agree with Brad, I'm not a fan of the disney live actions. The originals were perfect and can be left alone. It just feels like they're just cashing in on nostalgia for easy box office success.
It's movies like this that make me GLAD I'm single lol
50 shades of black, 50 shades blacker, and 50 shades emancipated
5 desperate 45 year old housewives disliked this.
When I worked at a market research business we used Chris Gray instead of our real names. This was way before the books. Now it might be awkward.