Paleontologist jackal here. T. rex is a North American Tyrannosaur which lived only in the United States and Canada. Nick Cage was busted for purchasing and possessing a Tarbosaurus baatar fossil which was illegally exported from Mongolia. Both dinosaurs belonged to the family Tyannosauridae but they are distinct species belonging to distinct genera.
Although, understandable why the writers made that mistake. All the top articles in a Google search about the incident incorrectly call it a "Tyrannosaurus Bataar" skull. I found out why: the legal case called it Tyrannosaurus Bataar in its title: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._One_Tyrannosaurus_Bataar_Skeleton
Fun(?) fact: Nic Cage is respected and well liked here in Mongolia for handing back his illegally exported dino bones. I’m not sure the good will is enough to compensate his loss, but he’ll never have to pay for a beer in Ulaanbaatar.
Anyone else think, they should keep going throughout the summer. Due to having a shorter season this year, because of the writers strike. Or is it just me? 🤷🏻♀️
I play a game that provides a group of letters & requires creating words from them. The one yesterday was probably created last week because it included DON, FONDLE & FELON. (Clearly not a correction, but I figured this was a good audience to share this with.) 😂
Seth! Bring back Cicada, Cicada! It's the summer for this. Seventeen years with my head in the mud, and my heart in my throat, and my wings that were yearning to flyyyyyy.
Doug is on the short list for GOP VP pick. What you gonna do if he is the nominee, and your cussing gets you Secret Service attention? I'll tell you what to do: blame Seth.
@sherinameless1618 I'd blame the Secret Service if they did anything about it. Nothing about it is a swear, and use of a name alone is not a crime. Try my lawyers, son!
I always wonder if/when Seth will be going to Impressions Camp again. 🏕 🎭 🎶... if there's Impressions Camp II... or if you can just go again... Every Impressions Camp would be different, just like every performance is different, so there must be regular camp goers. 🤔 There must be theatre/theater camps similar to music camp I've attended. Even STEAM camps. I think Seth should absolutely start Impression Camps & Impressions Camps for Kids... or 4 Kidz as a setup for Jackals!!! 💕🐾 Hey! Let's have Jackal Camp/Kamp/Ckamp!!! 😯💕🐾⛺️🌳 & some Jackal can be Jackal Ckamp Champ! 😁🏆 & there would be Jackal Ckamp Ckounselors, of course. Corrections Camp would be good, too... great for proofreaders & editors, as well as Jackals, etc. 💕🐾 "Oh, the places you'll go..." We'll go! *& Quotes Camp, of course!!! 😄 See ya there! P.S.- ✨️Cue Card Camp!!!✨️ w/ Wally!!! Go, Wally!!! Whoohoo!!! We love you, too!!! ✨️💖✨️
When I saw the bit, I thought maybe Seth had gone back for a refresher course during his 2-week hiatus to hone his skills and expand his repertoire. Not only was the voice perfect, with all the classic Larry David delivery, Seth's body language, timing and facial expressions were spot on. IMHO, the piece de resistance was the content. Larry would nitpick about the word "suck" and insist on another word. Kudos for whoever wrote it (though I suspect that Seth wrote it himself). 👌
Yes, all the Flubs money went to buy fake baby teeth. But maybe if we could get some celebrities to dress up in animal costumes and sing the theme song, Seth would continue doing the bit. Anybody know any celebs who are Furries?
OMGAGA! You just read my comment about my baby teeth/tonsils & adnoids!! I am so stoked I have to change my name to Jackalyn! My husband will be 70 next week so this was a great present. Thank you so much. I feel seen. -- Mrs. Jones (Jackalyn Jones)
I had two baby teeth molars I don’t know how they fit in my mouth because they were huge. They took turns being loose for a year but would not come out. Finally, one came out with roots in shards, but the other had to be pulled by the dentist, and from top to the bottom of the root it was an inch long. I kept it for a long time, just to look at and be grateful it wasn’t in my jaw.
@@claddagh1826 It's probably something like they wanted more shows from Jimmy because his time spot is more valuable to sponsors, and because his audience won't remember who he is if he gone too frequently.
There is nothing better than to wake up extra early in the morning, exhausted and sleepy-eyed and turn on Corrections, while having coffee. I always laugh so hard. It is always the perfect way to start my Fridays!
Medical coding jackal here: Ozempic did start out as a Diabetes drug, but it has been approved for use as a weight loss drug for a couple of years now. To the point where doctors and nurses are told to not assume a person is diabetic if the only "diabetes medication" they're on is Ozempic.
i thought the FDA hadn't approved it yet and it was still being prescribed off-label? either way, it is both a diabetes drug AND a weight-loss drug, it just wasn't specifically developed as a weight-loss drug.
And may soon be the first to receive some version of a general “satiation drug” label. I’m sure it’ll end up with a better name, if the trials and research point that way. I am Legislative side so I don’t know the medical jargon as well. But, ongoing trials are following up on preliminary data that Ozempic can reduce nearly any overconsumption disorder that involves the individual never feeling they have enough of X to be satiated. Food, alcohol, some or most narcotics, even things like rage addiction are being looked at. In short, if it is something you ingest, or a behavior that causes release of a significant amount of neurochemistry, and the addiction behavior stems from endlessly seeking more / never seeming satiated, Ozempic might directly interact with the satiation pathway and genuinely reduce the addiction.
@@dietotaku No, no. Viagra was a high blood pressure drug that had interesting side effects. Not to be confused with Rogaine, another blood pressure drug that turned out to be useful for hair loss.
A correction to a correction: Bart Simpson did actually say "Cowabunga", multiple times in fact. There's a video here on TH-cam titled "Every time Bart Simpson says "Cowabunga!"" that proves this. It was not his catch phrase, but he did say the word. In a bit of a twist, Bart says at one point "I've never said Cowabunga in my life", forgetting that he did say it twice before. Kinda like how Trump forgets that he said a thing before saying that he never said a thing.
Thank you. I posted this on the last video but I don't think Seth reads much deeper than one or two replies to main comments unfortunately. Hopefully he retracts his grave error! :)
@@josiechung7929 It’s the Guild of Contentious Impressions! The shadow organization behind the propagation of terrible impersonations for the purposes of comedy. They have camps set up across the country all summer long. Seth’s been telling us about them the whole time! How did we not see it?! (cue Negroni spill clip)
Okay, I am going to nominate these comments for a Jackals Choice Jackal Joke of the Week, in the "Best Exchange Between Jackals" category. The categories are still being worked out, but something like that.
However, he's incorrect. There are some folks, who will get scleral tattooing (coloring the whites of their eyes). Also, could tattoo the eyelids, such that when his eyes are closed, it matches the color of the aviators & looks like his eyes are open. Kinda creepy, but it is a thing.
@@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother, you're glad we have "Stayin' Alive" to help us do CPR, and that Travolta learned something from from his sit-com days.
I have no proof of a coordinated conspiracy, but the frequent breaks this show takes have served to turn me into a regular listener of Seth's podcasts.
Hey Seth, I talked to my uncle Lorne, and he said you can do Corrections from your attic anytime you want, as long as you don't use any network equipment or personnel. I hope this helps make your July hiatus more pleasant!
@@alexvaraderey He technically works for Seth's in-laws, but I think they would let him assist Seth with some pirate online transmissions. But I think he's currently in Ireland, solving crimes or something.
Saying "ex-cape" instead of "escape" is actually going to the original root of the word: In Latin "Ex Cappa" means "out of cape" (as in, someone tries to grab you but you manage to shuck off your cape so that's all they manage to hold onto and you flee "ex cappa").
Previously on Celebrity Baby Teeth: EP 1: Seth announces that he wants to try something new, so he will be doing a serialized reading of an unaired sketch called "Celebrity Baby Teeth." EPs 2-25: Seth opens a book halfway, and reads a sentence about having some celebrity's baby teeth. He throws some fake teeth on his desk. It is painful and awkward, and none of us can look at each other when it is over.
I’ve been posting a Celebrity Baby Teeth recap for each episode so far. It’s usually the first comment, though, so it tends to get buried after a few thousand others. 😂
Seth I LOVED the jump scare one, it was so funny and actually caught me off guard! But the best part is knowing the joke behind it, that’s why everyone needs to make sure they never miss a ‘Corrections!’
@@anro7137 Yes, how can you miss if it if it won't go away? That is a misquote of the title of a funny book, btw. But stealing is the best form of plagiarism.
Hey, he hit one of my corrections this time! It was the correct word for a male ballet dancer. OK, so I probably wasn't the only one to point it out, but I'll take it. Jackal apotheosis comes only to a few.
Me, speaking through clenched teeth, "No, you were not the only one to mention the male ballet dancer correction. If you read all the comments here, like Seth and I do, you will learn that 421 others also pointed it out. But you did it, and by Doug Bourbon, I am happy for you."☺
@@gusstavv First, we need to take down X, which shouldn't be that hard, since It's now held together by duct tape and Nazis. Then, we free the Sea Captain and his polls, and then we have a free and fair election about more free content!
I thought "Celebrity Baby Teeth" was a dead end from the get-go. Seth acknowledging that somehow suddenly makes it much more enjoyable. #celebritybabyteethcountdown
"Celebrity Baby Teeth" is not just so bad that it blows past the "so bad it's good" zone, it actually makes it through the "so bad it's terrible" zone back into "so bad it's good". Anti-anti-anti-humor, if you will.
don't know if anyone's brought this up, but you actually CAN tattoo on the eyeballs. More specifically the Sclera which is the white part outside of the iris. The ink spreads to cover it with whatever color you choose and you can find pics of it online related but if you're interested in getting one - don't. It has a high risk of getting you blind and its a very delicate procedure 😭
Like Seth said, he has no control over what happens on the show, so we Jackals also have no control. So, we need to implore the Illuminati to bring back Bird Bane, since they run things.
Seth I hate to inform you but you may want to go back to impressions camp, subtitles at 6:27 mark your accent as neither Transylvanian vampire nor Larry David, you have been assigned Hungarian by youtube
@@squidundertheinfluence Exactly! also, Bela was a very diverse actor in his homeland and in Germany in the 20s before becoming typecast after the Dracula role
@@squidundertheinfluence I thank you for this info, however I strongly suspect that like myself, Seth doesn’t know this info so therefore I will still count it against him lmfao
@@mynameisbeech But it's Seth's Impression Camp instructor who is really at fault here, for teaching Seth that Transylvania is a suburb of Hungary. Therefore, it is vital that you get this correction to Seth, so he can get that teacher fired.
Per hiatus I still blame it on hanging around that British guy that only works a couple of days a month, then takes a month off. Love Buck's infectious laugh btw.
Correction: Seth said “last week” several times when mentioning the previous episode of Corrections, but that was actually three weeks ago. Also, as corrected in the previous episode of Corrections, it’s the number of you, not the amount of you.
Corrections is here!! ❤🎉🐾 I'm so glad you did the segment this week, even though "there wasn't much" to correct! BTW, I love your Back in My Day segment with Rusty!❤
Sometimes I dont want to be alive, but I have my undying love for my family. And my astronomically amazing close friends. And Corrections. Seriously Seth, thank you for what you do. And thank you to John & Jim, they're the greatest guys ever.
Is this some sort of hint about Larry David having some sort of new collab/mix of "Curb" and "What We Do In the Shadows"???? I don't usually like spin-offs, but I'd be willing to give it a shot! 😄
@@nightsgrow6575 Neither do I, but I'm 82 and I live in France. There are a lot of references when I google, but nothing to explain its origin or significance. 🤷♀
As someone who can't sleep from the anxiety of having nausea from my UTI and chronic gastritis, thank you for this. Came at just the right time I truly appreciate this segment!
I definitely thought it was you/the show taking a break and not a network decision so thanks for explaining that. Also thanks to graphics for making corrections only graphics.
My favorite Simpsons is still Bart's "I thought you said I could be anything I wanted" and Homer's "now that you're older, the truth is there's always gonna be a million people better than you"
I hate to point out a correction in corrections but it couldn't have been T-Rex in Mongolia because Tyrannosaurus was only in North America. It was probably Tarbosaurus.
I just looked it up, it was from Mongolia and it was Tyrannosaurus bataar or Tarbosaurus bataar. Why would Mongolia have rights to a North American dig site? There might be Mongolian paleontologists working here but they wouldn't have ownership of fossils from America.
@@krissyb1980 yeah, I didn’t mean to imply the fossil dig site was anywhere but in Mongolia. I too-briefly wanted just to convey that Mongolia owned the fossil because they owned the area of the dig.
I look forward to finding out it makes just as much sense read all the way through as it did chopped up into random pieces and presented with gaps ranging from 1 to 3 weeks in between.
It's easily my least favorite thing in these shows, it's just filler and kind of gross lol, so i won't partake in the super-cut, but knock yourselves out!
Since we now have as much Corrections power as Seth, I nominate this for Jackal Joke of the Week. All nominees can buy me an RV or take me on a luxury vacation, and I will announce the winner next Thursday.
The untattooed eyeballs took the tattoo off of more than the eyeballs. Also WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET BUCK. Jenny and Amber are also never on Surprise Inspections. Last week? You weren't on air last week or the week before. Of course nothing is up to yall bc NBC has no idea that this show exists
@@sherinameless1618It looks like it’s the teeth that people find so off-putting, so maybe the concept just needs to be retooled. How does “Real Housewives’ Toenail Clippings” sound? Or what about “Reality Stars’ Barber Sweepings?” Do you think “Glitterati Trash Pickers” might win ‘em back?
@@razzledazzyl While the teeth are the most repellent, Seth is just not putting any energy into telling the story. He needs to do little impressions of each celebrity when their name is mentioned, and be more enthusiastic when opening the book. It's as if he is thinks the whole bit is a bad idea or something. That said, I like the Glitterati one. I would watch it during Corrections hiatus weeks (so, all the time).
@@razzledazzylthis is very humorous to me because I made an earlier comment about the adenoids & tonsils where spell check suggeted I change it to toenails! 😂
Nicolas Cage actually had a Tarboaurus bataar skull. It is very closely related to Tyrannosaurus but the former is more gracile and limited to Mongolia. Tyrannosaurus is a North American genus.
I like listening to the laughter. I do laugh at what you’re saying because I get it (I’m way older than you). I need to keep up with these!! Thanks for your misspeaks!
Cowabunga is not a Bart Simpson catchphrase but he did say it one time. It was while leaving the school on a skateboard. Even Matt Groening had forgotten it. And Seth said "Its like claiming Bart never said Cowabunga", which he has. Just not 50 or 100 times.
Bart's famous catchphrase is "eat my shorts". At least during the 90's. I was so confused at that cowabunga joke. 😂 Edit: I just watched an interview with Nancy Cartwright and she literally says that "ay, caramba" and "cowabunga" are also Bart's catchphrases! So that was not a mistake after all, Seth! I don't remember Bart ever saying that, only the TMNT. But I fully trust Nancy! Bart is her baby too!
There's a video on TH-cam for everytime he said cowabunga. It's about 6 or 7 clips. The first time was when the Simpsons was still just a short on the Tracey Ullman show
Paleontologist jackal here. T. rex is a North American Tyrannosaur which lived only in the United States and Canada. Nick Cage was busted for purchasing and possessing a Tarbosaurus baatar fossil which was illegally exported from Mongolia. Both dinosaurs belonged to the family Tyannosauridae but they are distinct species belonging to distinct genera.
This is top level jackaling
You get to be lord of the jackals for this week. Top shelf correction right here.
Get the shlub 😂
Although, understandable why the writers made that mistake. All the top articles in a Google search about the incident incorrectly call it a "Tyrannosaurus Bataar" skull.
I found out why: the legal case called it Tyrannosaurus Bataar in its title: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._One_Tyrannosaurus_Bataar_Skeleton
A lot of people make that mistake with Bolan's solo output.
Fun(?) fact: Nic Cage is respected and well liked here in Mongolia for handing back his illegally exported dino bones. I’m not sure the good will is enough to compensate his loss, but he’ll never have to pay for a beer in Ulaanbaatar.
The idea of Nic cage paying for a beer anywhere just doesn't seem realistic to me. Either he is buying everyone's drinks or he's not paying at all.
@@nicholasgold9021the idea of giving people free things because they could afford to buy millions of them always hit me is incredibly bizarre
"Nobody's happy about this, but I have to finish' - my new life slogan.
Name of your sex tape
that's what he said.
I first thought you wrote "my wife's new slogan" 😂
as long as it's consensual
Is the sex that lousy around here? Damn! "Corrections" really IS dividing couples!
Seth always takes vacation when the biggest news hits. 😂
It's a gift.
He's in in the conspiracy
It's the other way around: the biggest news happens *because* he's on vacation 😉
@@BNugget69 is is he?
Anyone else think, they should keep going throughout the summer. Due to having a shorter season this year, because of the writers strike. Or is it just me? 🤷🏻♀️
Proper term prior to sentencing: Convicted Felon Elect
I play a game that provides a group of letters & requires creating words from them. The one yesterday was probably created last week because it included DON, FONDLE & FELON. (Clearly not a correction, but I figured this was a good audience to share this with.) 😂
Solid candidate for Jackal Joke of the Week
You brought me a small but significant amount of joy with this comment. Thank you
Seth! Bring back Cicada, Cicada! It's the summer for this. Seventeen years with my head in the mud, and my heart in my throat, and my wings that were yearning to flyyyyyy.
Very good! I am nominating this comment for Jackal Joke of the week.
Did your see the SNL take on it??
@@sherinameless1618
✨️Second!! 🙋♀️💕🐾✨️
@@paigest77
😯 No!!! How did I miss that?! 😳 Who was the host, so I can find it? 💕🐾
@@annestewart5741 it's from weekend update, Keenan and Marcelus as Cicadas 😂
For Bart Simpson, we also would have accepted "Eat my shorts".
Or "Woozle Wuzzle"
He does say cowabunga, though, on his skateboard
"Eat pant"
"Hello, I'm Bart Simpson. You might remember from such recent events as being hit with a slingshot, skateboarding through town, or mooning.
omg troy mcclure?!?!?!? @@JaTjr32
I am glad to report that I have adopted saying “Doug Burgum” as a replacement for cuss words. Thank you, Seth.
And so the movement begins.
Doug is on the short list for GOP VP pick. What you gonna do if he is the nominee, and your cussing gets you Secret Service attention?
I'll tell you what to do: blame Seth.
'Well ...Shucky Ducky!! ' is still available for times of astonishment
(I guess it never really caught on)
@sherinameless1618 I'd blame the Secret Service if they did anything about it. Nothing about it is a swear, and use of a name alone is not a crime. Try my lawyers, son!
😂😂😂
Larry David the Vampire needs to make regular visits to Corrections.
I think you mean Varry Vavid.
_Larry the Carpathian_ would be a sitcom but with at least one sad trombone per show.
Someone needs to show Larry! 😅😅😅
I definitely see the resemblance, but it’s if Larry David had a cold
@@markbooth6706Dude's voice only has so much range. Cut him some slack on the impression's lack of sounding like a dead-ringer for someone else
Corrections is easy my favorite part of the week. Absolute gold.
Mine too. We love you Seth!
Comedy gold!
I LIVE for Fridays.
Your Scary David was on point. More impression camp paying off.
Solid
Emphasis on "camp"
Love it
I always wonder if/when Seth will be going to Impressions Camp again. 🏕 🎭 🎶... if there's Impressions Camp II... or if you can just go again... Every Impressions Camp would be different, just like every performance is different, so there must be regular camp goers. 🤔 There must be theatre/theater camps similar to music camp I've attended. Even STEAM camps. I think Seth should absolutely start Impression Camps & Impressions Camps for Kids... or 4 Kidz as a setup for Jackals!!! 💕🐾 Hey! Let's have Jackal Camp/Kamp/Ckamp!!! 😯💕🐾⛺️🌳 & some Jackal can be Jackal Ckamp Champ! 😁🏆 & there would be Jackal Ckamp Ckounselors, of course. Corrections Camp would be good, too... great for proofreaders & editors, as well as Jackals, etc. 💕🐾 "Oh, the places you'll go..." We'll go! *& Quotes Camp, of course!!! 😄 See ya there!
P.S.- ✨️Cue Card Camp!!!✨️ w/ Wally!!! Go, Wally!!! Whoohoo!!! We love you, too!!! ✨️💖✨️
When I saw the bit, I thought maybe Seth had gone back for a refresher course during his 2-week hiatus to hone his skills and expand his repertoire. Not only was the voice perfect, with all the classic Larry David delivery, Seth's body language, timing and facial expressions were spot on. IMHO, the piece de resistance was the content. Larry would nitpick about the word "suck" and insist on another word. Kudos for whoever wrote it (though I suspect that Seth wrote it himself). 👌
Jackal to witch feels like a promotion.
As a witch I thoroughly agree with this.
Witches aren't real whereas jackals _clearly_ are.
🐾
@@Tao_Tology tell that to Pagans
Jackals to a singular the witch
@@heatherburke9583I think it was very polite of Seth to not out which one of us cursed him.
Pretending that chipmunk/prairie dog mistake wasn’t an animal flub. 🤨
You’re too right! What the heck?
Maybe they don't have the budget to pay the animal singers. Not a lot of eucalyptus in NY.
Yes, all the Flubs money went to buy fake baby teeth. But maybe if we could get some celebrities to dress up in animal costumes and sing the theme song, Seth would continue doing the bit. Anybody know any celebs who are Furries?
Yeaaaahhhh!!!! What a rip off!!!
Animal flub flub
OMGAGA! You just read my comment about my baby teeth/tonsils & adnoids!! I am so stoked I have to change my name to Jackalyn! My husband will be 70 next week so this was a great present. Thank you so much. I feel seen. -- Mrs. Jones (Jackalyn Jones)
On no!! I spelled adenoids wrong twice. Dammmmmmit!
🤣
I had two baby teeth molars I don’t know how they fit in my mouth because they were huge. They took turns being loose for a year but would not come out. Finally, one came out with roots in shards, but the other had to be pulled by the dentist, and from top to the bottom of the root it was an inch long. I kept it for a long time, just to look at and be grateful it wasn’t in my jaw.
That’s awesome, congrats!!
🎉🎉🎉
10:55 "Nobody's happy about this, but I've gotta finish."
If I had a nickel for every time...
Would upvote, but it's at 69, so...
"I feel loved so thank you. But ya know, stfu about it."
Seth Meyers 2024
Beautiful words
Jackals' Choice Awards nominated comment!
if breaks are really all up to the network, i find it interesting that they make seth take more weeks off than jimmy.
@@claddagh1826 It's probably something like they wanted more shows from Jimmy because his time spot is more valuable to sponsors, and because his audience won't remember who he is if he gone too frequently.
"He's trying to have his Scollins removed"
I thought people usually bleached their Scollins. 😂
I am nominating this comment for Jackals Choice Jackal Joke of the Week, in the Scollins Burns category.
Inflamed areas may warrant excision.
"Nothing is up to us!"
-- Seth "I was only following hiatus orders" Meyers
There is nothing better than to wake up extra early in the morning, exhausted and sleepy-eyed and turn on Corrections, while having coffee. I always laugh so hard. It is always the perfect way to start my Fridays!
lol I did the exact same thing! It’s 3:23am here!!
solid advice, even though I have access before it's very late (time zone), maybe better medicine with morning chai
I prefer it with beer, after work. Never tried it with a stimulant; not going to start. Being awake when it drops on TH-cam makes it seem fresher!
Extra early? It's 10 - 15 minutes long lol
@@gamecokben But firing off all the corrections to that ep of Corrections takes hours.
Medical coding jackal here: Ozempic did start out as a Diabetes drug, but it has been approved for use as a weight loss drug for a couple of years now. To the point where doctors and nurses are told to not assume a person is diabetic if the only "diabetes medication" they're on is Ozempic.
i thought the FDA hadn't approved it yet and it was still being prescribed off-label? either way, it is both a diabetes drug AND a weight-loss drug, it just wasn't specifically developed as a weight-loss drug.
Kind of like how Viagra started off as a hair loss treatment with a surprising side effect. 👴😮🍆
And may soon be the first to receive some version of a general “satiation drug” label. I’m sure it’ll end up with a better name, if the trials and research point that way.
I am Legislative side so I don’t know the medical jargon as well. But, ongoing trials are following up on preliminary data that Ozempic can reduce nearly any overconsumption disorder that involves the individual never feeling they have enough of X to be satiated.
Food, alcohol, some or most narcotics, even things like rage addiction are being looked at. In short, if it is something you ingest, or a behavior that causes release of a significant amount of neurochemistry, and the addiction behavior stems from endlessly seeking more / never seeming satiated, Ozempic might directly interact with the satiation pathway and genuinely reduce the addiction.
@@dietotaku No, no. Viagra was a high blood pressure drug that had interesting side effects. Not to be confused with Rogaine, another blood pressure drug that turned out to be useful for hair loss.
I want to get this a thumbs up but it had 69, so
Of course, celebrity baby teeth is out of your hands. They are on the desk, where you spilled them.
Just seeing the thumbnail makes me smile. Yay, corrections day! 😅
A correction to a correction: Bart Simpson did actually say "Cowabunga", multiple times in fact. There's a video here on TH-cam titled "Every time Bart Simpson says "Cowabunga!"" that proves this. It was not his catch phrase, but he did say the word. In a bit of a twist, Bart says at one point "I've never said Cowabunga in my life", forgetting that he did say it twice before. Kinda like how Trump forgets that he said a thing before saying that he never said a thing.
Thank you. I posted this on the last video but I don't think Seth reads much deeper than one or two replies to main comments unfortunately. Hopefully he retracts his grave error! :)
Don't have a cow, man.
9:06 Seth acknowledging the love from the Jackals really got to me. Bird Bane Emmy award winning stuff. You deserve it, Seth. 💛🏆 💛
First it was Bird Bane, now Seth let slip about "The Guild". Is Seth a supervillain in The Guild of Comedic Intent assigned to arch us Jackals?
@@josiechung7929 It’s the Guild of Contentious Impressions! The shadow organization behind the propagation of terrible impersonations for the purposes of comedy. They have camps set up across the country all summer long. Seth’s been telling us about them the whole time! How did we not see it?! (cue Negroni spill clip)
Okay, I am going to nominate these comments for a Jackals Choice Jackal Joke of the Week, in the "Best Exchange Between Jackals" category. The categories are still being worked out, but something like that.
I'm glad you took my warning to heart. You and your family will now have a long and healthy life, as long as you NEVER STOP DOING CORRECTIONS.
Vampire Larry David was worth the price of admission.
The price is free 😮
Very Funny
Best bit ever was the “What’s the play here?”
The tattooed/not tattooed eyeballs thing omg 🤣
However, he's incorrect. There are some folks, who will get scleral tattooing (coloring the whites of their eyes).
Also, could tattoo the eyelids, such that when his eyes are closed, it matches the color of the aviators & looks like his eyes are open. Kinda creepy, but it is a thing.
I’m grateful for whoever pointed that out as I was sure there was something wrong with the graphic but I couldn’t place it.
Vinnie Ballerino says "Up your toe shoes with a rubber hose.
A "Welcome Back, Baryshnikov" reference.
And THAT casting is why John Travolta leaned to dance.
@@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother, you're glad we have "Stayin' Alive" to help us do CPR, and that Travolta learned something from from his sit-com days.
I have no proof of a coordinated conspiracy, but the frequent breaks this show takes have served to turn me into a regular listener of Seth's podcasts.
Seth acknowledged my correction about the Dramatic Chipmunk actually being a Prairie Dog! Yay!
Congratulations, jackal!! 🎉🐾
I thought it was a marmot.
🐾!
Doesn't it feel great? I almost corrected him about the chipmunk thing but did my baby teeth, tonsils & adnoids story instead! lol
He mentioned one of my corrections too. What Fun!🤩
I love the jump scare for the end tag. What really sells it is the fake videos that were created to sell the bit.
The first time I saw it I shrieked and then laughed like… - jackal.. and knew it would be in corrections.
8:47 Every time Seth goes up into the “indignant” register, I think he’s about to do his Owen Wilson impression.
"Wow."
Or Steve
Owen Wilson's character in Bottle Rocket is called Dignan. 🙂
@@Phoenix-xn3sf Top knowledge
Scollins keeps growing back, because one needs a proper Scollinoscopy before performing a Scollinectomy. Everybody knows that!
So true.
Hey Seth, I talked to my uncle Lorne, and he said you can do Corrections from your attic anytime you want, as long as you don't use any network equipment or personnel. I hope this helps make your July hiatus more pleasant!
Does the Sea Captain work for Seth or is he a show employee?
@@alexvaraderey He technically works for Seth's in-laws, but I think they would let him assist Seth with some pirate online transmissions. But I think he's currently in Ireland, solving crimes or something.
That vampire Larry David sucking joke is the funniest thing I've heard all year.😂
Thank you so much for continuing to do this, Seth. These videos bring me so much joy.
your Larry Lugosi impression is fang-tastic!
Your perfect combo name of Larry Lugosi is freakin inspired!!!
Saying "ex-cape" instead of "escape" is actually going to the original root of the word: In Latin "Ex Cappa" means "out of cape" (as in, someone tries to grab you but you manage to shuck off your cape so that's all they manage to hold onto and you flee "ex cappa").
This is the part of Corrections that keeps the fun going. Learning new things in the comments. Thanks.
@@anro7137 The fun for me is the snarky replies that nobody reads, but I accept some learning as an unavoidable side effect.🙄
I really think we need a "previously on Baby Teeth" because there's just so much plot being thrown at me I need a refresher.
Previously on Celebrity Baby Teeth:
EP 1: Seth announces that he wants to try something new, so he will be doing a serialized reading of an unaired sketch called "Celebrity Baby Teeth."
EPs 2-25: Seth opens a book halfway, and reads a sentence about having some celebrity's baby teeth. He throws some fake teeth on his desk. It is painful and awkward, and none of us can look at each other when it is over.
I’ve been posting a Celebrity Baby Teeth recap for each episode so far. It’s usually the first comment, though, so it tends to get buried after a few thousand others. 😂
@@razzledazzylthank you for doing God's work
@@nowaht That god being Li'l Crestus, the Greek god of baby teeth.
@@sherinameless1618 I'm hearing this in the voice at the beginning of every Law & Order episode. Well done!!
Seth I LOVED the jump scare one, it was so funny and actually caught me off guard! But the best part is knowing the joke behind it, that’s why everyone needs to make sure they never miss a ‘Corrections!’
But in reality how could someone technically miss an episode of Corrections? It’s on YT whenever and wherever you are. Can’t miss that.
I'm in a ride-or-die pact with Corrections.
@@anro7137 Yes, how can you miss if it if it won't go away?
That is a misquote of the title of a funny book, btw. But stealing is the best form of plagiarism.
The jumpscare got me really good on Monday!
Me, too. Now, I'm hooked; instead of turning it off at the end of the segment, I watch to the end.
I love they had a delay so even though I watched him film it I was still surprised
Me too & I was ashamed of myself because I had seen it revealed in Corrections!
Hey, he hit one of my corrections this time! It was the correct word for a male ballet dancer. OK, so I probably wasn't the only one to point it out, but I'll take it. Jackal apotheosis comes only to a few.
Me, speaking through clenched teeth, "No, you were not the only one to mention the male ballet dancer correction. If you read all the comments here, like Seth and I do, you will learn that 421 others also pointed it out. But you did it, and by Doug Bourbon, I am happy for you."☺
You know, John Oliver posts web exclusives when he goes on hiatus. I'm just saying, if you want that Emmy...
Please don't -waiting's part of the game
The entirety of Corrections is a web exclusive, so he's way ahead of John Oliver in that regard.
@@krenzer1 But as we learned in eps 2-5, this isn't on just the web, it's not very exclusive, and it's not comedy, it's a trageo-documentary.
We need to vote on this. Bring the Captain!
@@gusstavv First, we need to take down X, which shouldn't be that hard, since It's now held together by duct tape and Nazis. Then, we free the Sea Captain and his polls, and then we have a free and fair election about more free content!
I thought "Celebrity Baby Teeth" was a dead end from the get-go. Seth acknowledging that somehow suddenly makes it much more enjoyable. #celebritybabyteethcountdown
Stop trying to make #celebritybabyteethcountdown happen. It’s not going to happen.
"Celebrity Baby Teeth" is not just so bad that it blows past the "so bad it's good" zone, it actually makes it through the "so bad it's terrible" zone back into "so bad it's good". Anti-anti-anti-humor, if you will.
Which Guild is making Seth finish this bit? It can't be the Writers Guild, because they won the right to get out of toxic sketches in the last strike.
@@sherinameless1618 The tooth fairy guild
@@sherinameless1618 Lollipop Guild
don't know if anyone's brought this up, but you actually CAN tattoo on the eyeballs. More specifically the Sclera which is the white part outside of the iris. The ink spreads to cover it with whatever color you choose and you can find pics of it online
related but if you're interested in getting one - don't. It has a high risk of getting you blind and its a very delicate procedure
😭
Yeah, no!
Yes! This needs to be un-corrected! Inked eyes realize real lies!
If Jackals have as much control as you do, can you bring back Bird Bane???
Like Seth said, he has no control over what happens on the show, so we Jackals also have no control. So, we need to implore the Illuminati to bring back Bird Bane, since they run things.
8:33 captions nailed it 😅😂
Snap, Jackal and Pop...
😅
This makes Friday worth having
Seth I hate to inform you but you may want to go back to impressions camp, subtitles at 6:27 mark your accent as neither Transylvanian vampire nor Larry David, you have been assigned Hungarian by youtube
😅😅
Bela Lugosi, who was the most iconic movie Dracula, was from Hungary
@@squidundertheinfluence Exactly! also, Bela was a very diverse actor in his homeland and in Germany in the 20s before becoming typecast after the Dracula role
@@squidundertheinfluence I thank you for this info, however I strongly suspect that like myself, Seth doesn’t know this info so therefore I will still count it against him lmfao
@@mynameisbeech But it's Seth's Impression Camp instructor who is really at fault here, for teaching Seth that Transylvania is a suburb of Hungary. Therefore, it is vital that you get this correction to Seth, so he can get that teacher fired.
Per hiatus I still blame it on hanging around that British guy that only works a couple of days a month, then takes a month off. Love Buck's infectious laugh btw.
I can’t wait for the Corrections of Corrections.
Your Larry David Vampire had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣 Please bring him back again for future bits. Lol
Celebrity Baby Teeth... or as I like to call it, "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"
OMG🤣🤣
Jackal joke of the week!
Wow Corrections is such a well-oiled machine that we're getting notice of *future* corrections within the segment itself. . . incredible!
Your Larry David vampire drifted right into a vampire Bernie Sanders.
Even when things are funny, I don’t usually laugh out loud when alone. But you had me rollicking with “it’s not up to us.” 😂
You've really come into your own as a TH-camr. Thanks Seth and crew!
Why did you laugh at that sick information? I love Seth.
The Vinnie Ballerino had me snorting my coffee, cheers!
Same. I really need to stop eating/drinking during Corrections. Produces too much laundry.
❤ from 🇧🇧and 🇰🇷 and 🇹🇭 !! Love this. I’ll be ready next week with my Negroni as usual!
It'd been so long since I'd had one until I realized what he was drinking and having one has become part of my viewing experience 😅
@@ryshow9118 😁Campari addict here..I’ll raise my glass to you next Corrections fellow jackal imbiber! 🍹
"'Hiatus'? More like 'I hate this'" 😂
Correction: Seth said “last week” several times when mentioning the previous episode of Corrections, but that was actually three weeks ago.
Also, as corrected in the previous episode of Corrections, it’s the number of you, not the amount of you.
i am number 4.
Searched for and found. I'm proud of you, Jackal.
I noticed that too. Definitely not “last week.”
Sorry, but I couldn't care fewer about the "last week" flub. Does a week even exist if there's no Corrections?
@@vforwombat9915 I am not a number, I am a free jackal!
His vampire impression sounds very much like Larry David doing impressions of a vampire 😂
Cowabunga, Dude! LOL Thanks for the giggle. Loved seeing him on Stephen Colbert's show. Double fun!
Corrections is here!! ❤🎉🐾 I'm so glad you did the segment this week, even though "there wasn't much" to correct! BTW, I love your Back in My Day segment with Rusty!❤
This week’s Back In My Day was hilarious! The quacking and barking!
Getting wilder and funnier every time.💖💖
Sometimes I dont want to be alive, but I have my undying love for my family. And my astronomically amazing close friends. And Corrections. Seriously Seth, thank you for what you do.
And thank you to John & Jim, they're the greatest guys ever.
I’m comforted by this witches curse
So the price we jackals paid was worth it to confirm the continuation of Corrections. So glad because my pet newt really misses his eye!
Larry Draculid's "Curb Your Vampirism"
I'd watch that.
Is this some sort of hint about Larry David having some sort of new collab/mix of "Curb" and "What We Do In the Shadows"???? I don't usually like spin-offs, but I'd be willing to give it a shot! 😄
My favorite punchline: "You would be too if you lost skull money!"
not a single laugh...
💀
Correction: There is literally a single laugh and I’ll bet you a dollar I know exactly who it is. 💵
Great punchline, poor delivery.
I don’t get it
@@nightsgrow6575 Neither do I, but I'm 82 and I live in France. There are a lot of references when I google, but nothing to explain its origin or significance. 🤷♀
he tripped on his words just prior to that, and that usually kills the timing of any joke
“The witch made it very clear that if I stop doing this, I die” just killed me 😂
Well done Corrections Guy!
Chop chop I was waiting for corrections like 👁️👄👁️
As someone who can't sleep from the anxiety of having nausea from my UTI and chronic gastritis, thank you for this. Came at just the right time I truly appreciate this segment!
I definitely thought it was you/the show taking a break and not a network decision so thanks for explaining that. Also thanks to graphics for making corrections only graphics.
Best part of my week - too funny. Need more animal flubs and bird bane!!
How did he still miss “eat my shorts”? I feel like that is Bart’s most iconic catch phrase
Seth gets Bart’s most iconic line in at 11:50 (Yaaaaaaaay!)
But "Underachiever and Proud of It" was what Barbara Bush complained about, I think.
My favorite Simpsons is still Bart's "I thought you said I could be anything I wanted" and Homer's "now that you're older, the truth is there's always gonna be a million people better than you"
Thank You, Seth. You're doing important work. Truly.
I hate to point out a correction in corrections but it couldn't have been T-Rex in Mongolia because Tyrannosaurus was only in North America. It was probably Tarbosaurus.
Mongolia owned the rights to the dig site.
I just looked it up, it was from Mongolia and it was Tyrannosaurus bataar or Tarbosaurus bataar. Why would Mongolia have rights to a North American dig site? There might be Mongolian paleontologists working here but they wouldn't have ownership of fossils from America.
@@krissyb1980 yeah, I didn’t mean to imply the fossil dig site was anywhere but in Mongolia. I too-briefly wanted just to convey that Mongolia owned the fossil because they owned the area of the dig.
9:18 I love when someone is comfortable enough with their fanbase to bully them 😂😂
If nobody else does it, I'm gonna edit together each "celebrity baby teeth" reading when it's done so we can enjoy it as one segment
I look forward to finding out it makes just as much sense read all the way through as it did chopped up into random pieces and presented with gaps ranging from 1 to 3 weeks in between.
It's easily my least favorite thing in these shows, it's just filler and kind of gross lol, so i won't partake in the super-cut, but knock yourselves out!
There is an ancient prophecy that says that when all the pieces are put together, the End of Days begin. Just FYI.
Sometimes, that raised card at the end is just the coolest thing. That one last joke that rules them all.
12:28 Pinocchio: Father, why did you name the little fish ‘Low’ and the giant whale ‘High?’
Geppetto: High ate us. 🐳🐳🐳
Since we now have as much Corrections power as Seth, I nominate this for Jackal Joke of the Week. All nominees can buy me an RV or take me on a luxury vacation, and I will announce the winner next Thursday.
@@sherinameless1618The Clarence Thomas of Jackal Joke judges! 😂
Now that the contest has officially been announced, I officially nominate this joke for Jackals Choice Jackal Joke of the Week
🐾🐾🐾
“I’d love to bail, but the guilt…”
*Story of my life* 😂😂
3:58 Beautiful work, Graphics
Now it's *Hipster Zorro* 😊
God, Graphics makes me wonder if I have a masochist fetish. I love it when Seth calls them out. Their "mistakes" are my joy.😺
Nah, what you’re feeling is called being a Jackal.
@@anro7137 hahahahaha thank you for this
Who let it rip at 3:04 😂😂😂 My money's on Seth
lmao. You must have pretty good hearing.
That sounded more like something the background staff dropped. We all know how they're great at interuppting 😆
Sounds like someone blew through the mic.
It also sounds like a fart. We have options.
Serious headphones much?
We love your show seth meyers
I know its coming, but the jump-scare gets me every time. Just goofy. 😅 Also, more like "Bye-aitus".
Loving Larry the Vampire!
Happy Corrections Day!!!!!!! Have an amazing weekend everyone!!! 😘😘😘😘😘💖💖💖💖💖
The untattooed eyeballs took the tattoo off of more than the eyeballs. Also WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET BUCK. Jenny and Amber are also never on Surprise Inspections. Last week? You weren't on air last week or the week before. Of course nothing is up to yall bc NBC has no idea that this show exists
He addressed why Jenny and Amber never made it to surprise inspection. He said it was because they don't write stinkers.
Putting “Scollins” and “keeps growing back” in the same sentence is a recipe for disaster.
I was gonna pitch a Celebrity Baby Teeth spin-off called ‘Commoner’s Wisdom Teeth,’ but I’m pretty sure that‘s DOA now.
I would watch it. I need more wisdom. And I like a show that doesn't feel too snooty for its own good.
@@sherinameless1618It looks like it’s the teeth that people find so off-putting, so maybe the concept just needs to be retooled. How does “Real Housewives’ Toenail Clippings” sound? Or what about “Reality Stars’ Barber Sweepings?” Do you think “Glitterati Trash Pickers” might win ‘em back?
@@razzledazzyl While the teeth are the most repellent, Seth is just not putting any energy into telling the story. He needs to do little impressions of each celebrity when their name is mentioned, and be more enthusiastic when opening the book. It's as if he is thinks the whole bit is a bad idea or something.
That said, I like the Glitterati one. I would watch it during Corrections hiatus weeks (so, all the time).
@@razzledazzylthis is very humorous to me because I made an earlier comment about the adenoids & tonsils where spell check suggeted I change it to toenails! 😂
@@maryroberts589 Okay, that’s one vote from the algorithm for “Real Housewives’ Toenail Clippings!” 😂
Love 'Corrections' as much as the actual bits! 🤣
Nicolas Cage actually had a Tarboaurus bataar skull. It is very closely related to Tyrannosaurus but the former is more gracile and limited to Mongolia. Tyrannosaurus is a North American genus.
I like listening to the laughter. I do laugh at what you’re saying because I get it (I’m way older than you). I need to keep up with these!! Thanks for your misspeaks!
Yay my first correction talked about (DVD/Bluray)
Cowabunga is not a Bart Simpson catchphrase but he did say it one time. It was while leaving the school on a skateboard. Even Matt Groening had forgotten it.
And Seth said "Its like claiming Bart never said Cowabunga", which he has. Just not 50 or 100 times.
Bart's famous catchphrase is "eat my shorts". At least during the 90's. I was so confused at that cowabunga joke. 😂
Edit: I just watched an interview with Nancy Cartwright and she literally says that "ay, caramba" and "cowabunga" are also Bart's catchphrases! So that was not a mistake after all, Seth! I don't remember Bart ever saying that, only the TMNT. But I fully trust Nancy! Bart is her baby too!
He definitely said "Ay caramba" and used to say "Don't have a cow, man" in the early seasons.
Cowabunga, dude!
He said Cowabunga a few times in the early days of the show, but Eat My Shorts and Don’t Have A Cow were his go-tos.
There's a video on TH-cam for everytime he said cowabunga. It's about 6 or 7 clips. The first time was when the Simpsons was still just a short on the Tracey Ullman show
Please don’t let corrections ever go away! It’s the highlight of my week.